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Re sidebar: 2010 Mustang emits less pollution at highway speeds than a parked 1970 Mustang. Can we say the car pollution problem is solved? [ArthurK]

 

Its stuff like this that the libtards refuse to acknowledge. Why is that? You would think that they would be more than willing to say we have finally reached the goal and achieved a cleaner America. That is because:

 

1.       The air quality is the cleanest it has been in 100 years.

2.      We have more forested land than was there at the turn of the 20^th century.

3.      The rivers are the cleanest they have been since the turn of the 20^th century. (note that the EPA is only able to call most of them “polluted” because the States refuse to do all the expensive testing the EPA wants and the courts have ruled that the EPA can not force it).

 

So why are they not willing to declare victory?  Because then they would not be able to scream for even more regulations.  More regulations means more power over the “proles”. More power means more budget and more budget means even more power.  That is the game in Washington. Hell, they are even wanting to remove the term “navigable” from the clean water act because the court finally ruled that a drainage ditch in field 25 miles from the closest river was NOT a navigable waterway. (gee who woulda thunk it)

 

I have some news for the green idiots about that pesky term “navigable”.  That is the only thing that gives the clean water act a veneer of being “Constitutional”.  Remove that and the whole law goes down. So they remove navigable so they can regulate ANY water, including mud puddles in your yard and they want to call CO2 pollution so that can regulate everything between heaven and earth. More and more power which ultimately means less and less freedom.

 

And they wonder why people are mad.

 

2 first!

3 aww crap lol

4 From what I've heard, you can't trust this day.

5 "mommy, does Mr. Ace not like his blog anymore?"

6 I need minions.  And coffee.  And minions bearing coffee. 

7 Thank God for minions....just got a giant dunkin donuts coffee....the new normal is just around the corner....lol

8

BOOGER!!!!

 

 

...

 

I just kinda needed to say that.

9 Obama promised we could keep our Fridays if we like them.

10

Can I get an extension?

Sorry all sales are final.

11 Vic, I was with some of the nuke lobbyist type is DC. They are all pro-AGW/carbon taxes - because it helps them get through the regulatory process. This "Price for Carbon" comment kept popping up.

12

Nearing two full weeks of being sick...

It's lost its charm.

13 Ya know, what really pisses me off about Monday morning is that it gave me no warning of what was to be.

14 ***********GUAM UPDATE************* MADE IT THROUGH THE WEEKEND OK, NO ONE FELL INTO THE PACIFIC AS FAR AS i KNOW. COULD GET DICEY THIS FRIDAY, AS THE LOCAL HIGH-SCHOOL HAS A DANCE. ALL APPROPRIATE SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING PUT INTO PLACE AND THE COAST GUARD IS ON STANDBY.

15 Forget pollution and carbon dioxide. Nobody is doing anything about subduction zones. Racist subduction zones that don't care about poor people and are hypocritically ghey.

16 Barry's lost Commie plagiarist, vandal, and hypocrite Shepard Fairey, who doesn't seem to understand that we're under one-party rule. 

17 I'm at work, dammit. Somebody wake me in an hour or so, m'kay? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

18 types in, need more coffee

19 13, Have you tried injecting foam underneath the island?

20 Happy Boobquake Day, all!

21 Well, LauraW is posting because Gabe just woke up on a tuna trawler about 300 miles offshore. Again. He promised he would cut down. Such a shame.

22 Obama + ghey = Obey.  Now, shutup.

23 19, please, tell me more.

24 Guam - outriggers would be more culturally correct

25 Vic, I was with some of the nuke lobbyist type is DC. They are all pro-AGW/carbon taxes - because it helps them get through the regulatory process. This "Price for Carbon" comment kept popping up.

Short sided assholes all looking for a short term edge.  None of these idiots are thinking down the road. This is the kind of crap we have to stop.

26 23, You're going to need a big drill thingy, a lot pipe, and a really big bag of foam, plus a crowd of fat dudes to jump on it all at once.

27 ALL YOUR WEEKEND ARE BELONG TO US.

28

"THE SAVE GUAM PROJECT"

Have you considered collecting large bags of styrofoam packing peanuts?

29

I can't believe I'm the first one to say this, but...

Sure Laura, I'll give you an extension!  Bada Bing!!

30 Keep your pants on. I'm on the phone, then I have to take a shower. Tuesday can help you.

31 Posted by: reason (in Texas) at April 26, 2010 10:23 AM (5npD/)

Sorry, sorry...sounds good on paper but it can't work.....possibility exists that it could work too well and move Guam towards the giant plastic barge in the middle of the ocean.   A better project might be covering the plastic barge with garbage until it is an island and stops floating and then put dirt on it and plant trees and dedicate it to the dude who is worried about Guam tipping....

32

Too much deep thought for a Monday, via Instapundit:

http://tinyurl.com/23kysnj

Fav comment:

I have the same theory about zombie movies. Most of them simply make no sense. "Gee, why is my neighbor staggering around moaning with a huge open wound on his neck. I probably better go over there and give him a hug..." It's not like it's hard to diagnose Zombism. This only make sense if there are no zombie movies in those worlds.

33 So is this the "fun thread" so gabe doesn't get mad when you post a non "top headline comment" in that thread?

34 "Holy Cow, The Treasury Is Taking Online Donations To Pay Down The Debt"
this is my favorite comment on that thread:

"Could I use a HELOC on an overpriced house to donate money to pay off the federal debt?"

35

Gabriel doesn't get mad.

He gets even.

36 Mondays should be illegal.  Of course, a government with the power to take away Mondays can take away Saturdays and Sundays too.  Guess I'll just have to grit my teeth and slog on. 

37

2.      We have more forested land than was there at the turn of the 20^th century.

I think it's more like since the turn of the 19th Century (1800's for those of you who still are confused with that non-carbon offset...)

38 This Monday sucks all the more because I was up past 1 AM doing battle with some piece of crap fake anti-virus invasion on my PC.

39

"Holy Cow, The Treasury Is Taking Online Donations To Pay Down The Debt"

I...I'm sorry...I can barely see to type through the tears in my eyes...such unbridled, awe-inspiring PATRIOTISM!

40 No April Fool's
No weird news
No funny stories about a chimp abusing booze
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you

I just posted, to say, I love you
I just posted, to say how much I care
I just posted to say, I lo-ove you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

41 My allergies say we need more parking lots

42 "35

Gabriel doesn't get mad.

He gets even.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 26, 2010 10:34 AM (WvXvd)"

That's why I try to always stay on his good side...lol

43

"Gabriel doesn't get mad.
He gets even."

VIOLENT RHETORIC!

44 I am waiting for ACORN to go door-to-door selling ObamaBonds.

45 Maybe this should be a regular feature, a thread that goes up concurrently with the headline thread so you can say some of the stuff you just have to say and not clutter the headline thread?   Like tomorrow would be "Tuesday" as the title...?

46

You know, Every other day, every other day of the week is fine. Yeah.

But when every Monday comes, woofa....

47 (correction, what I wrote above is only true in eastern half of US)

48 curious, read Sec 155: Funding of the economic "reform" bill. Chock full o' nightmares.

49

Laura, you make me want to go to my parents house, crack open the attic storage, and dig out my childhood Casio HT-6000.

50 Damn sock...oh, and upon further Bing Image Researching, it was an MT-600, not an HT-6000.  I apologise for the "loose shit" in my childhood memories.

51

"Sorry, sorry...sounds good on paper but it can't work.....possibility exists that it could work too well and move Guam towards the giant plastic barge in the middle of the ocean."

This might solve two problems, if Guam and the plastic trashbarge joined forces.  Not only would Guam undoubtedly stabilize in the process, but it would also put that trashbarge to good use.  Good things, here.  Good things.

52 Yep. Latin Kings bad ass.

53

54 Posted by: joncelli at April 26, 2010 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

WAKEY WAKEY, JONCELLI! 

55 4 From what I've heard, you can't trust this day.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 26, 2010 10:02 AM (tWf3S)

Yeah, sometimes it just turns out that way.

56 IP = 119.127.203.103

57

I've got a a dozen of these, all boxed up and ready to ship.

^{You know...in case anybody wants a case of the Mondays.}

58 Goddamit reason how many time I gotta 24 pieces to case. One more time and your fired buster! Now get me a jucie box.

59 Gotta TELL you 24 pieces to a case I guess I'm the one who shoild get the juice boxes.