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December 13, 2010

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— Ace

Someone took a lot of time to put together an unofficial alternate ending to the coming-soon Yogi Bear movie. Thanks to slublog.

Parody: The Yogi death scene is modeled on The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford.

Posted by: Ace at 11:40 AM | Comments (36)
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1 Boo Boo was not a gay bear.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 13, 2010 11:41 AM (uFokq)

2 I'd pay to watch that.

Posted by: SoupOrMan at December 13, 2010 11:43 AM (J991N)

3 I feel like a bullet in the gun of Boo Boo.

Posted by: Robert Ford at December 13, 2010 11:44 AM (QKKT0)

4
Did anyone else hear Phil Simms make a 'homo' joke yesterday during the Patriots/Bears game?

After Jim Nantz did a promo for the show Hawaii Five-0, Simms chimes in, "Let's see, here we are, here, Hawaii Five Homos."

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 13, 2010 11:45 AM (uFokq)

5 FYI, "somebody" was the director of the upcoming film, unless I'm mistaken.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 13, 2010 11:47 AM (T0NGe)

I ain't gonna hang no picture/

Ain't gonna hang no picture frame/

Well I might look like a Boo Boo/

But I feel just like a Yogi Bear.

Posted by: Bob Dylan, In An Alternate Universe at December 13, 2010 11:47 AM (QKKT0)

7 Not enough blood.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 13, 2010 11:47 AM (QQ01n)

8 Crockodile tears boo boo, you've got your 5 large now and are banging chicks on you cool new rug.

Posted by: robtr at December 13, 2010 11:47 AM (hVDig)

9 why would Boo Boo use shot instead of slugs?

Posted by: Penfold at December 13, 2010 11:49 AM (1PeEC)

10
If YOGI was a REPUBLICAN bear, he could've made a COMPROMISE with BOO BOO to only Blow-off HALF of his head.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at December 13, 2010 11:51 AM (uFokq)

11 lol at the new Yogi-skin rug in the cabin.

What ending were they riffing off of though?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 13, 2010 11:51 AM (9hSKh)

12 That's not your average kid's film ending....

Posted by: Rocks at December 13, 2010 11:54 AM (D5Tn1)

What ending were they riffing off of though?

American Beauty?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2010 11:54 AM (QMtmy)

What ending were they riffing off of though?

The Assasination of Jesse James

Posted by: Cicero at December 13, 2010 11:54 AM (QKKT0)

15 A very nice take on the shooting of Jesse James.

Been waiting for Boo Boo to take that bear out for forty years.

Posted by: Fuloydo at December 13, 2010 11:55 AM (FPPPU)

16 Bow ties are ghey.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2010 11:55 AM (GwPRU)

17 I was wondering why the Yogi Bear commercials were so annoying, and then I found out Dan Aykroyd is doing the voice.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2010 11:57 AM (QMtmy)

18 Just like the dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard
And laid Jesse James in his grave.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 13, 2010 11:58 AM (xxgag)

19 The Assassination of Yogi Bear by that Coward Boo-Boo!

Posted by: James at December 13, 2010 11:58 AM (QQn2V)

20 What ending were they riffing off of though?

Ace has film friends he's always trying to promote. Instead of Boo-Boo and Yogi think and ewok and a hobo getting into a dumpster. It's surrealism. The surreal part is the hat. they leave it while Ace always throws them out because of the lice.

Posted by: Rocks at December 13, 2010 11:58 AM (D5Tn1)

21 You know what this means? Justice Breyer was right.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 13, 2010 11:59 AM (xxgag)

22 "Yogi, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the park, I don't want you near my den. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2010 11:59 AM (QMtmy)

23 All the movie needs is a scene where Yogi plays chess with Death.

Posted by: Cicero at December 13, 2010 11:59 AM (QKKT0)

24 Assuming this wasn't made by someone connected with the movie who had access to the models, it's pretty pathetic that someone went to this much time and trouble to painstakingly recreate and animate them for a painfully drawn-out and obvious two minutes that are given away by a title at the very beginning that screams "BOOBOO KILLS YOGI!"

"Hur hur hurr, wouldn't it be teh ironic if BooBoo put on a hunting cap and shot Yogi?" Yeah, real subversive there, champ.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 13, 2010 12:00 PM (1IoUm)

25 Boo Boo, how could you?

Who will carry the pic-i-nic basket now!!!

I weep for the widow Cindy Bear.

Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2010 12:01 PM (iYbLN)

26 Baseball lovers, rejoice. A film of the 1960 World Series final game (Pirates vs. Yankees) was discovered in Bing Crosby's basement and has been restored. It will be rebroadcast for the first time in 50 years.

http://www.televisionbroadcast.com/article/110618

Posted by: Beverly at December 13, 2010 12:01 PM (WMUYp)

27 That made me feel dirty.

Posted by: nickless© at December 13, 2010 12:02 PM (MMC8r)

28 #26
Beverly,
How can you be so callous? Baseball? Yogi is dead at the hands of his best friend.
My childhood is shattered. Oh, Mr. Ranger comfort me.

Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2010 12:03 PM (iYbLN)

29 One of the first movies I ever saw was a Yogi animated feature in which Cindy was sold to the circus. I was maybe five. I bawled up a storm.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 13, 2010 12:05 PM (xxgag)

30 As long and boring as the original. That's what happens when you think "parody" means "do the exact same thing except with different characters". Yeah, I'm looking at you, Seth MacFarlane, you fucking hack.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2010 12:08 PM (KClEE)

31 A film of the 1960 World Series final game (Pirates vs. Yankees) was discovered in Bing Crosby's basement and has been restored. Why would I want to watch the Yankees lose?

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at December 13, 2010 12:21 PM (BZ2Bm)

32 One of the first movies I ever saw was a Yogi animated feature in which Cindy was sold to the circus. I was maybe five. I bawled up a storm.
Posted by: WalrusRex

WalrusRex,
Cindy Bear wasn't sold to the circus. I have it on good authority she was sold into White Bear Slavery. Alas, she became a plaything of some Middle Eastern type with a bear fetish.

Posted by: mpfs at December 13, 2010 12:27 PM (iYbLN)

One of the first movies I ever saw was a Yogi animated feature in which Cindy was sold to the circus. I was maybe five. I bawled up a storm.

I saw a really early Porky Pig cartoon where they stripped him and put him in an oven. I had the same reaction.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 13, 2010 12:28 PM (QMtmy)

34 I loves me some Interents!

Posted by: Smash'em at December 13, 2010 12:33 PM (0fOi9)

I saw a really early Porky Pig cartoon where they stripped him and put him in an oven. I had the same reaction.

I'll never lose that image of poor little Poppin' Fresh, pounding on the oven window for help as the temperature rose to a dough-searing 400 degrees.

Posted by: Cicero at December 13, 2010 12:50 PM (QKKT0)

36 Anyone notice that Hollywood is a lot like the Democratic Congress? "You think a live-action Yogi Bear movie is an insult to the character, and to you personally? Yeah, well, you're getting a live-action Yogi Bear movie, and you'll like it. We have to make the movie to find out what's in it."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2010 12:55 PM (bvfVF)

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