March 12, 2010

Moron Meetups : BUMPED
— LauraW

BUMPED: CT Meetup is one week away.

If youse guys have your own local meetups planned or in the planning stages, please feel free to use this thread to publicize them to Moron Nation.

The date and venue for the latest CT Moron Meetup has been pinned down, finally.
We will be meeting in an undisclosed location on the 20th March.

We always have such a lovely time together. A nicer pack of cold-blooded hobo killers you will never meet.

If you think you'll be in the neighborhood and you are NOT a member of the forum, please email me personally at ctmorons AT gmail doot coom. If you are a member of the forum, please go over there and tell us if you're coming.

We're doing the head count now.

Posted by: LauraW at 12:28 PM | Comments (309)
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1 Are there enough people out there for a Philly meetup?

Posted by: taylork at March 10, 2010 11:43 AM (0Hn5w)

2 How about Orlando?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 10, 2010 11:44 AM (i3AsK)

3 How about Berkeley?  Ha.

Posted by: doug at March 10, 2010 11:45 AM (MQlzc)

4 Anyone in Central New York wanna have a beer? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2010 11:45 AM (mR7mk)

5

So LauraW makes a poat, and now we get Nine West strappy-sandal ads?

Stellar.

Posted by: reason at March 10, 2010 11:47 AM (kZVsz)

6 So LauraW makes a poat, and now we get Nine West strappy-sandal ads?

Yeah, I prefer the lingerie ads that Ace posts lead to

Posted by: taylork at March 10, 2010 11:48 AM (0Hn5w)

7 Well it is a long way from Texas to Connecticut.  I'll have to pack an extra big hobo sack and I reckon hop quite a few trains to get up there.  Only one question though, is this the hobo hunt that's more along the lines of a swingers party or the one where you throw me up into a power line again?

Posted by: HoboJo at March 10, 2010 11:50 AM (bpSFK)

8 This post seems safe.  I'll hang out here for awhile.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 10, 2010 11:50 AM (ucq49)

9 Anybody coming to Colorado? No? Well, then fuck you coastal elites then!

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 10, 2010 11:51 AM (iBzKc)

10 Any meet-ups in the DFW area?

Posted by: LR at March 10, 2010 11:52 AM (wM0sa)

11 That's a tasty-looking hobo you got there.  Mind if I ask where the picture was taken?  And are all the hobos there as meaty and well-fed as that one?

Posted by: Cicero at March 10, 2010 11:52 AM (QKKT0)

12

Eh...Essex Ct is 3hrs from me, I'm sure you are all very nice morons but blah blah...Let me know when ya's wanna do something in north jersey or the city. I couldn't make the last episode of The Morons take Manhatten. 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 10, 2010 11:54 AM (pr+up)

13 Hey, anyone up for a Louisiana to eastern Texas meetup that weekend? Anywhere from Houston over to 'Nam Grunt's neck of the bayou around Lafayette is good.

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 10, 2010 11:56 AM (GgXZc)

14

What about Detroit? I know, it's a wreck, but the 'burbs are nice. Please tell me we're not the only morons in Motown.

 

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at March 10, 2010 11:56 AM (htgNe)

15
All I wanna know is...

will there be tickling?

Posted by: This is I Hate F'n Chimps at March 10, 2010 11:57 AM (z37MR)

16 We had been talking about a meet-up in Delaware, with a shout out to folks from SE Pennsylvania. I had an attack of life (death in the family) but I'd still like to do this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 10, 2010 12:04 PM (R2fpr)

17 Are there ever going to be any meet-ups in the southeast?

Posted by: CC at March 10, 2010 12:12 PM (klw4o)

18 Any morons in Pittsburgh looking for a no strings attached moron meet up?

Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2010 12:12 PM (wuv1c)

19 2 to 4 legs, heartbeat optional

Posted by: Ben at March 10, 2010 12:13 PM (wuv1c)

20 I'm in this time.  No fucking way I miss another one of these goddamned things.

Posted by: Truman North at March 10, 2010 12:14 PM (e8YaH)

21 2 legs good, 4 legs bad?

Posted by: A Confused Little Pig at March 10, 2010 12:14 PM (CfmlF)

22 Blue Hen... Your sock is showing

Posted by: Mjim at March 10, 2010 12:15 PM (mMdWG)

23 Harrisburg?

Posted by: Mjim at March 10, 2010 12:16 PM (mMdWG)

24 Blue Hen... Your sock is showing

Posted by: Mjim

 

?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 10, 2010 12:21 PM (R2fpr)

25 AUSTIN - work it out people.  It is the heart of LIBTARD Texas.

MAKE A DATE and pass the hat to fly Ace down.

Posted by: austin at March 10, 2010 12:27 PM (zACGu)

26

Hey, anyone up for a Louisiana to eastern Texas meetup that weekend? Anywhere from Houston over to 'Nam Grunt's neck of the bayou around Lafayette is good.

Very remotely possible. Unless it's at a playground or Chuck E. Cheese in the Shreveport area. Then I'm a definite!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 10, 2010 12:27 PM (Be4xl)

27 DFW?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 10, 2010 12:28 PM (2QFX4)

28 I'm not supposed to disclose this, but we will be meeting at the Hotel Coral Essex.

Posted by: Andy at March 10, 2010 12:43 PM (5Rurq)

29 I'm not supposed to disclose this, but we will be meeting at the Hotel Coral Essex.

NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!

Posted by: MikeO at March 10, 2010 12:45 PM (lBmZl)

30 Hotel Coral Essex.

+1

Posted by: Booger at March 10, 2010 12:45 PM (mR7mk)

31 Any morons in San Antonio are welcome to come to The Mix on St. Mary's street every thursday night for impromptu moronity.  My stupid punk-rock cover band - the Tex Pistols - plays there on thursdays from 11-2.  We often mock liberal douchebags between songs, and will even play "Sarah Palin Uber Alles" upon request.  Really.  Make the sign of the moron (whatever the hell that is) and I'll flip you the bird, free of charge.  Yes, we play "Ace of Spades".

Posted by: infidel castro at March 10, 2010 12:49 PM (Ht8E3)

32 Hey All,

I was in the Denver area when these started up, and we had some good turnouts there.  I'm now doing my Consulting work thing in Boca Raton, Florida, so any Florida morons, pipe in and let's get together.

Tony

Posted by: Tony at March 10, 2010 12:51 PM (ONBix)

33 What about Norfolk/VA Beach? I know there's at least one other moron in the Hampton Roads area...

Posted by: CMS2004 at March 10, 2010 12:55 PM (DlVI/)

34

Dallas, TX?

Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 10, 2010 12:56 PM (b68Df)

35

Sorry, I forget that DFW is not commonly known....Dallas/Fort Worth Area.

Posted by: LR at March 10, 2010 01:01 PM (wM0sa)

36

I am in (with the DE/SE Philly) crowd.

Will check back later.

Posted by: always right at March 10, 2010 01:06 PM (UzjcV)

37 @BlueHen... Sorry mistaken' identity.

Posted by: Mjim at March 10, 2010 01:08 PM (mMdWG)

38

I am in (with the DE/SE Philly) crowd.

Will check back later.

 

Cool. I know of at least two others in the area that have expressed interest. You may want to check in via the Yahoo group.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 10, 2010 01:09 PM (R2fpr)

39 Would be happy to meet up in Nashville. Anyone in the whereabouts up for a brewskie..?

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at March 10, 2010 01:24 PM (EZCyM)

40

Who's got the list of Houston & DFW morons (I'm a latter)?

Let's meet in the middle, Austin, and go libtard and hobo hunting.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 10, 2010 01:32 PM (ucq49)

41 Boston?

Posted by: sierra at March 10, 2010 01:39 PM (ZJYcC)

42 If you have a meetup at the County Line in Austin, I'd fly out for that. Especially if you can get them to throw a couple of hobos into the BBQ pit.

Posted by: stuiec at March 10, 2010 01:39 PM (W1isU)

43 I will attend Dallas, and maybe even organize it, if we enforce one rule: Immediate ejection of any participant who says, at any time, "As I wrote on my blog the other day...."

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 10, 2010 01:49 PM (2QFX4)

44 Boston?

Send me an email at moronpalooza dot boston at gmail dot com and I'll add you to the Boston mailing list. We don't have anything on the schedule right now.

Come to the one in CT. It's not too far away.

Posted by: Andy at March 10, 2010 01:50 PM (5Rurq)

45

14

I'm in the Detroit 'burbs.  Anybody else other than us?

Posted by: Biblio at March 10, 2010 01:57 PM (y5VNb)

46

Anyone wanna meet in Bowlegs, Oklahoma?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 10, 2010 01:59 PM (BEXqc)

47

I was in the Denver area when these started up, and we had some good turnouts there.  I'm now doing my Consulting work thing in Boca Raton, Florida, so any Florida morons, pipe in and let's get together.

Tony

Ah. So that's why it's been so long since the last Denver moron meetup.

Posted by: CyclopsJack at March 10, 2010 02:16 PM (a4o2p)

48 So the Vegas meetup is dead or what.

Posted by: Terry at March 10, 2010 02:20 PM (ddL+W)

49 I would do Houston for sure.  Houston-based here but willing to drive to Austin or even Dallas for compromise purposes.  Would throw in Beaumont for LA pplz, but Beaumont SUCKS.

Posted by: pH at March 10, 2010 02:26 PM (HxSzn)

50 I'm in DE, and wouldn't mind a night out.  I lurk a lot, don't post much.  I work for the eeeevil state government.

Posted by: not a piping plover at March 10, 2010 02:31 PM (HHtwf)

51

Hey Tony!

Hope you are doing well!

I'm up for a Denver meetup, although it won't be the same without Tony.

Posted by: dianeindenver at March 10, 2010 02:32 PM (upM6Y)

52

Anyone in Central New York wanna have a beer? 

I'd love to but can attend in spirit only.

(Please give my regards to Schultz and Dooley.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 10, 2010 02:33 PM (cQyWA)

53 52 I'm in DE, and wouldn't mind a night out.  I lurk a lot, don't post much.  I work for the eeeevil state government.

Between you, me, Blue Hen, and a couple other Delaware/Philly area morons, we may be able to scrape together a moron meet-up.  If interested, email me at pinkertonrk1 at gmail dot com.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at March 10, 2010 03:24 PM (cWJl4)

54 SO-CAL MORON/ETTES:

If/when "health" "care" "reform" is declared officially dead -- say, after Congress's Spring Break, when they cavort naked on the beaches and bask in the sunshine of their constituents' sweet sweet love -- we should get together for some celebratin'. I think Downtown Disney would be worth the splurge, and wherestherum would find the answer to her question.

Posted by: arhooley at March 10, 2010 03:33 PM (SLq4C)

55 SW Ohio?

Posted by: vinman at March 10, 2010 03:39 PM (HOYRo)

56 53

Hey Tony!

Hope you are doing well!

I'm up for a Denver meetup, although it won't be the same without Tony.


Hey there Diane.    Thanks for the kind words.  We did have fun at those.  I do miss Colorado.


So, McFly, anyone in Florida?


Tony

Posted by: Tony at March 10, 2010 03:53 PM (ONBix)

57

What happened to the Chicagoland morons? Isn't there a moron meetup  on March 13th at Emmett's Ale House, 5200 Main Street in Downers Grove, IL?

 

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2010 04:04 PM (Ky+0U)

58 vinman,

I'm in for SW Ohio. I'm a constant lurker, rare as hen's teeth poster. As Chauncey Gardener said, "I like to watch."

Posted by: Norwood Matt at March 10, 2010 04:16 PM (E0cxX)

59 Any Indiana M/M's out there?  I think lacey is Indy, right, Ms. Underalls?  We could meet for a drink somewhere in Indianapolis...anybody up for it?

Posted by: Cowboy at March 10, 2010 04:34 PM (0Jyi8)

60 vinman @ 57--depending on where in SW OH you're talking about, Indy's drivable . . . whaddaya say?

Posted by: Cowboy at March 10, 2010 04:38 PM (0Jyi8)

61 >>Anyone in Central New York wanna have a beer?

I would, but short notice + work = Nope

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at March 10, 2010 04:38 PM (hCQG5)

62 I want to hear about anything in Iowa, New Orlean's, Raleigh or Tulsa. I don't talk too much here, but I can be a real pain in the ear in person.

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at March 10, 2010 04:52 PM (nmg4C)

63 NE Ohio?

Posted by: billygoat at March 10, 2010 05:13 PM (aSp6r)

64 Yes let's do a moron meeting in Houston we've taken the prize in libtardest city EVER! We are almost more left than SF now!

Posted by: Tickle me other massa (_x_) at March 10, 2010 05:14 PM (dDrtT)

65 59 

DaveA -- Yes, ChicagoLand is still a GO  6pm.

What happened to the Chicagoland morons? Isn't there a moron meetup  on March 13th at Emmett's Ale House, 5200 Main Street in Downers Grove, IL?

Posted by: Steck at March 10, 2010 06:19 PM (mdpsT)

66

I want to hear about anything in Iowa, New Orlean's, Raleigh or Tulsa. I don't talk too much here, but I can be a real pain in the ear in person.

I'm having an open house to celebrate the moving in of the Miracle House in June here in Waterloo and I've decided to turn it into a Moron Meetup.

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68

Isn't there a moron meetup  on March 13th at Emmett's Ale House, 5200 Main Street in Downers Grove, IL?

Indeed there is good sir!  6pm, just a few blocks south of the Burlington Northern metra station in downtown Downers Grove.

If you'd care to RSVP, drop me a line at "themoocow AT gmail DOT com", subject "Moron Meetup".  For that matter, if you can't make it, but would like to be on the list for future meetups, drop me a line.  Or, not to imply I am the keeper of Moron Lists in Chicago,  make your own list, and drop me a line so I can get on it.

We'll do a city meetup in the near future I should think.  Now that Winter looks to have broken (fingers crossed), it's not as much of hassle to go downtown.

Posted by: Brett at March 10, 2010 07:18 PM (5lrrz)

69 The 20th is my birthday, so I'll be at my family moron meetup. Talk about a bunch of hobos.

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71 Mama AJ, I have to cruise from Fort Polk up to Shreveport some weekend just to hit the museum at Barksdale AFB.

As for Houston, it's a four hour drive for me, but I'm in.

Nashville, I tried organizing one while I was at Fort Campbell, never had any luck.

San Antonio is a little out of my usual prowling range, but your punk band interests me. I'd go that far sometime just to hear "Sarah Palin Uber Alles".

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 10, 2010 11:50 PM (XYTie)

72

66--Toledo is close enough to Detroit to work, true?

 

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at March 11, 2010 04:09 AM (XTpLo)

73

Cowboy at March 10, 2010 08:34 PM (0Jyi

I think there's one more around Indy.

 

 

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 11, 2010 05:59 AM (JKGfQ)

74 OK, all western Louisiana and east Texas Morons, I'll start collecting names if you send them to azrael556 at hotmail.

Pappadeaux Seafood in Beaumont might be a good center of mass meeting point, I can make it in 2 hours and 15 minutes from Polk assuming the traffic on 190 and 96 is good.

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 11, 2010 06:41 AM (XYTie)

75

 diane in denver

Yeah we seriously need another meetup. Any other Colorado morons up for it?

Posted by: skye at March 11, 2010 07:47 AM (HwMXR)

76 Anyone in or near Amarillo, Tx..beer is on me

Posted by: beerologist at March 12, 2010 01:26 PM (tgXx6)

77

We will be meeting in an undisclosed location on the 20th March.

Well, if it's undisclosed, who is going make it there, smarty pants?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2010 01:26 PM (A95sk)

78

>> We're doing the head count now.

 

Ominous sounding, ain't it?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 12, 2010 01:27 PM (WvXvd)

79

Anyone in or near Amarillo, Tx..beer is on me

Isn't there anyone in Amarillo who can help you with that?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2010 01:27 PM (A95sk)

80 66 NE Ohio?

Yeah, NE Ohio?  Y-town area, even?

Posted by: JeepGirl at March 12, 2010 01:27 PM (0bLwF)

81 I should be able to attend the Chicagoland meetup tomorrow evening. I'm swamped but will need food and beer at some point

Posted by: Doc at March 12, 2010 01:30 PM (WKOg4)

82 SW-Ohio?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2010 01:32 PM (pLTLS)

83 SO-CAL MORON/ETTES:
arhooley at March 10, 2010 07:33 PM

I 'm with you.  I'm going to start drinking agian tonight.  Just say when and I head up to LA.  I could use some D & D.  Drinking & Debauchery sounds perfect. I need a change.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 01:32 PM (iYbLN)

84  So... Moron zombie hobo hunters vs hobos?

 My money's onna hobos.

 

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 12, 2010 01:33 PM (ZV4dD)

85 rd,
Too bad you aren't in SoCal.  I would buy you a drink and toast to your brilliance.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 01:34 PM (iYbLN)

86

Any meetups in the southeast (GA, AL, MS)?

Posted by: Amaryllis at March 12, 2010 01:35 PM (JhlFi)

87 Damn.  Just as I was clicking away from this horrible AOS site I saw an ad that said "Just Undo It" with the Obama logo.  When I went back it was too late, it was a new ad.  Then I refreshed 20 times and did not get it again.  I assume it related to Obama Deathcare health rationing bill.   That would be a sweet bumper sticker.

On a side note...F Connecticut!  About 25 years ago I got a speeding ticket driving through there. I never paid.  Then I received a notice in the mail that I was not allowed to drive in Connecticut.  Luckily, it didn't matter, I never planned to return.

Posted by: Luigi DeTomasi at March 12, 2010 01:36 PM (4hbFN)

88

OK, I'll bite.

Anyone for San Diego?

Southwest county, two weeks from now.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 01:38 PM (F09Uo)

89 S.E. Georgia? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2010 01:43 PM (UOM48)

90 Clean up some of the spam, and I'll consider going to a Boston area meet-up. Or southern NH. Or could we hold it at the Dunkin' Donuts just down the street?

Posted by: fluffy, neat freak at March 12, 2010 01:44 PM (4Kl5M)

91

OK, I'll bite.

Anyone for San Diego?

Southwest county, two weeks from now.


You're on.  Name the place.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 01:44 PM (iYbLN)

92 Any Minnesota morons want to do one of these?

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+tard at March 12, 2010 01:46 PM (x065h)

93

You're on.  Name the place.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 05:44 PM (iYbLN)

If you want classy, we can get hammered in the Crown Room at the Dell, or if you want to go completely the other way we can do the "Whirly Bird" in Imperial Beach. The  "Whirly Bird" has plastic lawn furniture and mugs (they will NOT give you the bottle) 'cause the nice stuff got all busted up long ago.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 01:48 PM (F09Uo)

94

Indy or EStL are the closest things for me -- not that either is what you'd really call close.

Nobody believes in cornfield keggers anymore?

Posted by: unknown jane at March 12, 2010 01:49 PM (5/yRG)

95 Could some one please tell me what Tom Selleck movie the picture is from?



At the last (and first) meeting I went to, I was one of the single, dateless, male losers there.  Well, that's how I felt anyway.

Posted by: Jack at March 12, 2010 01:49 PM (bvDV5)

96 Anyone want to plan a summer event for the ATL area?

Posted by: di butler, superflybitch at March 12, 2010 01:53 PM (S3xX1)

97 56 SO-CAL MORON/ETTES:

If/when "health" "care" "reform" is declared officially dead -- say, after Congress's Spring Break, when they cavort naked on the beaches and bask in the sunshine of their constituents' sweet sweet love -- we should get together for some celebratin'. I think Downtown Disney would be worth the splurge

Disney is a great idea. 

I'm not hauling my sweet patootie from E L.A. County to some bar in West L.A., but the chance to get drunk and hit the whirl and barf with moron/ettes is appealing. 

Now, if Obamacare passes, I'm laying off the sauce so I can sell my organs to pay for "hipster welfare," as they're calling it over at Hot Air.   

Posted by: Y-not at March 12, 2010 01:55 PM (Kn9r7)

98 My E-Mail address is now linked to my sig.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 01:57 PM (F09Uo)

99 Or you can look at the error message and figure it out from that.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 01:58 PM (F09Uo)

100 I'm halfway between EStL and Indy and I make my own beer but I don't keg it, I bottle it.  I do live in a cornfield, if that helps any.  I have a friend with kegging equipment.  I'm buzzed on the last batch of sake I made so if this makes no sense then have about 15 more beers and try again.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 02:00 PM (juh4Z)

101

....or....

We could do the nationwide moron meet-up and not have this collection of haphazard cities......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2010 02:01 PM (pLTLS)

102 Anyone wanna meet up for a Tickle Fight?

Posted by: Jim Massa at March 12, 2010 02:06 PM (4Hy88)

103

You're on.  Name the place.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 05:44 PM (iYbLN)

If you want classy, we can get hammered in the Crown Room at the Dell, or if you want to go completely the other way we can do the "Whirly Bird" in Imperial Beach. The  "Whirly Bird" has plastic lawn furniture and mugs (they will NOT give you the bottle) 'cause the nice stuff got all busted up long ago.


Classy joints tended to throw me out in my younger days.  I'm for IB, it sounds like my kind of dive bar. As long as they have vodka I'm cool.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:07 PM (iYbLN)

104

Strange, no one else in the Austin Area....

 

Friggin' town full of Hippies.....fun, though....

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 12, 2010 02:07 PM (4Hy88)

105

Classy joints tended to throw me out in my younger days.  I'm for IB, it sounds like my kind of dive bar. As long as they have vodka I'm cool.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 06:07 PM (iYbLN)

I have not had the guts to go there in a couple of years. I'll stick my head in and see. I have been there a few times and remember very little, but they have not had any stabbings there in a while, that made the paper, so it's likely just fine.

I.B. has stabbings and shootings all the time, so they all don't make the papers, unless it's a big deal, unlike Coronado that reports dog poop left behind in the police blotter.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:12 PM (F09Uo)

106

sTevo:  Danville, really?  i live 2 hours from there.  Danville is the center of the universe.  it is a helluva lot better than Ft Polk LA (SGT Dan, my brother was stationed there once).

middle Virginia anyone?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at March 12, 2010 02:13 PM (Oan2w)

107 Why is there never a Moron Meetup in Northern California? Yes yes I know, not exactly conservative friendly territory. Almost seems like an underground resistance. I say we meet up right in their face, in Berkeley, at Barclay's on College. They have cask ale.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 12, 2010 02:15 PM (0q2P7)

108 Jim,
Where are you in SD?

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:16 PM (iYbLN)

109 117 Jim,
Where are you in SD?

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 06:16 PM (iYbLN)

Coronado Cays.

Across the street from Silver Strand State Beach.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:17 PM (F09Uo)

110 Well then why don't we go there instead.  That way you can just pour me on the ferry.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:18 PM (iYbLN)

111 Anyone for a CA meet-up? Location: Undisclosed feminine hygiene product boutique in an exclusive gated community.

I will provide vinegar fruit and water.

Posted by: C. Harles John & Son at March 12, 2010 02:19 PM (q18JE)

112 110 Anyone wanna meet up for a Tickle Fight?

Only if I can tickle you with this - Claws of Hades.  It's the same thing I'm going to use to take my soul back from Rum when I go to Cali in the not too distant future.

/Central PA represent.  Too bad I wouldn't go anyway if it was here, my identity must be kept a secret.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 02:21 PM (otlXg)

113 121 Huh, you're kinda close to me y'know

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 12, 2010 02:23 PM (pLTLS)

114

http://tiny.cc/o1mXq

Best drinking spot on the Island.

Seal Team instructors, Navy folk, overall good vibe, and right across the street from the landing.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:24 PM (F09Uo)

115

Coronado Cays.

Across the street from Silver Strand State Beach.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego

If you have a boat that would be even better.  Easier to dump the bodies.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:24 PM (iYbLN)

116 What about lower greenville?

Posted by: Ya know at March 12, 2010 02:24 PM (ucq49)

117

http://tiny.cc/o1mXq

Best drinking spot on the Island.

Seal Team instructors, Navy folk, overall good vibe, and right across the street from the landing.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego

Looks good to me.  No stabbings is a plus.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:25 PM (iYbLN)

118 lower greenville where?  there are several greenvilles.  do you mean greensville county Va?

Posted by: kelley in virginia at March 12, 2010 02:26 PM (Oan2w)

119 If you have a boat that would be even better.  Easier to dump the bodies.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 06:24 PM (iYbLN)

I have a backyard full of boats (San Diego Bay) and lots of absentee owners, we could just steal them and leave them ablaze in the bay. It looks real pretty, I imagine.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:27 PM (F09Uo)

120 SGT Dan,

I'm 75 miles S. of Ft. Polk, say when.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 02:27 PM (hOYIE)

121 Looks good to me.  No stabbings is a plus.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 06:25 PM (iYbLN)

Depends on if you are the stabber or the stabber.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:28 PM (F09Uo)

122 Stabbee

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:29 PM (F09Uo)

123 rd,
Too bad you aren't in SoCal.  I would buy you a drink and toast to your brilliance.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 05:34 PM

Wow, thanks. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2010 02:30 PM (A95sk)

124 I have a backyard full of boats (San Diego Bay) and lots of absentee owners, we could just steal them and leave them ablaze in the bay. It looks real pretty, I imagine.

We could have a Viking Funeral.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:30 PM (iYbLN)

125

Wow, thanks. 

Posted by: rdbrewer

You are welcome.  You always keep me laughing at facebook (K Zeller).

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:31 PM (iYbLN)

126 the Tank Museum in Danville, VA Just got done browsing that link. Danville would be a suitable candidate for Moronpalooza.

Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2010 02:33 PM (4Kl5M)

127 It's those boots of yours rd.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:33 PM (iYbLN)

128

The hobos would like that.

BTW: Here is a shot of the Whirlybird

http://tiny.cc/ONh1C

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:35 PM (F09Uo)

129

The hobos would like that.

BTW: Here is a shot of the Whirlybird


The other place will be just fine. Jesus I would need to carry a gun after dark and I'm a lousy aim.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 02:36 PM (iYbLN)

130 122 121 Huh, you're kinda close to me y'know

Oh noes, now I can't ever go to OH, knowing that you're there and could potentially crush and/or steal my soul, . 

That would suck especially after I went through all that trouble to retrieve it from Rum.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 02:43 PM (otlXg)

131

The other place will be just fine. Jesus I would need to carry a gun after dark and I'm a lousy aim.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 06:36 PM (iYbLN)

Odd that you mention that. They used to have a big sign up that by order of the Imperial Beach PD and the SD Sheriff's Office that ALL weapons were prohibited.

I never went in armed, but I'm sure than in a pinch you could readily buy any weapon you needed there. They once found most of a human body in their dumpster. The owner was explaining to me that since it wasn't an ENTIRE body (no head or torso), it wasn't necessarily a homicide.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:45 PM (F09Uo)

132 Blue Hen, always right - I've got a couple more email addresses for a possible DE moron meet-up.  Let me know if you're interested: pinkertonrk1 at gmail dot com.

March is a wash for me, but later in April might work, especially if it's upstate.  Suggestions are welcome.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at March 12, 2010 02:46 PM (cWJl4)

133

The owner was explaining to me that since it wasn't an ENTIRE body (no head or torso), it wasn't necessarily a homicide.

Highlander, perhaps? After all there can be only one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 12, 2010 02:50 PM (RZ8pf)

134

SGT Dan,

I'm 75 miles S. of Ft. Polk, say when.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 06:27 PM (hOYIE)

Lucky bastids will get to eat Nam's BBQ.

Posted by: loppyd at March 12, 2010 02:50 PM (pGELo)

135

Highlander, perhaps? After all there can be only one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 12, 2010 06:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Likely that was the case, now that you mention that. I'm sure it had nothing to do with any business disagreements between the banditos and the Nazi bikers that would sometimes frequent that fine establishment.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 02:54 PM (F09Uo)

136 My little 9 year old girl is so thrilled.  A picture she took was just shown on the local news. 

I'm really glad she emailed the right picture from the hard-drive.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 12, 2010 02:55 PM (c0k8e)

137

the banditos and the Nazi bikers

It must be Friday, I suddenly got the image of a bunch of SS guys on banana seat bikes squaring off against the Frito Banditos on big wheels.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 12, 2010 02:57 PM (RZ8pf)

138 146 My little 9 year old girl is so thrilled.  A picture she took was just shown on the local news. 

I'm really glad she emailed the right picture from the hard-drive.

LOL.  Good for her, though.

You keep the "good stuff" on the hard-drive?  I have a series of flash-drives I use for pics and Skinemax clips.

/And I'm really glad that I've never accessed the wrong flash-drive in front of my boss.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 02:58 PM (otlXg)

139 Is that why they call it a "hard drive", because it was originally designed (like the Internet) for pron storage?

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 03:00 PM (otlXg)

140

It must be Friday, I suddenly got the image of a bunch of SS guys on banana seat bikes squaring off against the Frito Banditos on big wheels.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 12, 2010 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)

Yes, just like that, if only a slightly more 'edgy' version.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 03:00 PM (F09Uo)

141 If Obamacare is defeated, it will be a hell of a party. 

If not, watch out for unknown guests who might report that the meet up was a secret planning session for the revolution, oh shit, I wasn't suppose to say that was I?

If it loses, could you all invite some KOS kids to pick on?  They'll be in a good mood that is for sure!  They are probably tastier than regular hobos, after you cook out the dumb (that would be a real slow cook).

Posted by: Kemp at March 12, 2010 03:00 PM (2+9Yx)

142 mpfs, can you make contact via my gmail account?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 03:02 PM (F09Uo)

143 Really not in the mood at this point to meet a kos kiddie, he would be whimpering in the corner after I was through.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 03:02 PM (hOYIE)

144 Now I'm out.

Posted by: Truman North at March 12, 2010 03:03 PM (FjC5u)

145 When will there be a midwest meetup?

Posted by: Brad at March 12, 2010 03:04 PM (Ryo2i)

146 #153
Nam we could sell tickets!

Posted by: Kemp at March 12, 2010 03:10 PM (2+9Yx)

147 Jim, Sure. I'm on the trolley on the way home. I'm on the gang banger line.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 03:11 PM (lUe+j)

148 I'm in for the SW Ohio meeting.  I'm sure Ohio dan would join right in. My count is 6... with a little promo on Aoshq. It could easily be a dozen or more.

Posted by: mystry at March 12, 2010 03:18 PM (kmgIE)

149 157 Jim,
Sure. I'm on the trolley on the way home. I'm on the gang banger line.

Posted by: mpfs at March 12, 2010 07:11 PM (lUe+j)

That could be any of them?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 12, 2010 03:25 PM (F09Uo)

150 I would love a Georgia meetup. Although I may be employed soon.

Posted by: snafu at March 12, 2010 03:25 PM (8d28r)

151 4 Anyone in Central New York wanna have a beer? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 10, 2010 03:45 PM (mR7mk)


Guinness?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Purveyor of Fine Meteors at March 12, 2010 03:29 PM (erIg9)

152 Nice - you choose to meet LESS THAN AN HOUR FROM MY HOUSE on the day I'll be in Dayton-frickin-Ohio with a group of students.  

I'll expect pickshures.  And maybe a hobo souvenier.  Unfortunately, the local hobos are a bit over-salted.  Must be the ocean air.

Posted by: RightwingProf at March 12, 2010 03:30 PM (I8MPS)

153 Actually, that's not a hobo - it's one of the profs from our Math department.  The confusion is understandable.

Posted by: RightwingProf at March 12, 2010 03:31 PM (I8MPS)

154 156,

I hate those cockholsters with a passion, if I were king I would deport all liberals to the Sudan, let them eat sand!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 03:35 PM (hOYIE)

155 Hey, when everybody comes to march on Washington, can we have a moron meetup then? Or before if anyone wants to

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2010 03:37 PM (w2v+H)

156 I guess I have to add a disclaimer and type I don't hate them enough to go to jail redrum but I sure would beat their ass if they crossed me.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 03:39 PM (hOYIE)

157 88 66 NE Ohio?

Yeah, NE Ohio?  Y-town area, even?

Posted by: JeepGirl at March 12, 2010 05:27 PM (0bLwF)

Austintown's about dead center between Akron/Y-town...maybe?

Posted by: ThreadPerv at March 12, 2010 03:39 PM (5qJM5)

158 167 88 66 NE Ohio?

Yeah, NE Ohio?  Y-town area, even?

Posted by: JeepGirl at March 12, 2010 05:27 PM (0bLwF)

Austintown's about dead center between Akron/Y-town...maybe?

Stupid Puppet...

Posted by: billygoat at March 12, 2010 03:44 PM (5qJM5)

159 I'm in Evansville, IN. Several of the above are within striking distance -Nashville, Indy, E St Louis, SW Ohio, maybe even Chi.

Posted by: Mikeyboss at March 12, 2010 03:49 PM (wyl+S)

160 Hello, Ohio, you're on the air with Larry King and the Smother Brothers. go ahead Ohio...

Posted by: This is Larry King at March 12, 2010 03:53 PM (4aB58)

161 Hillary Clinton: Israel Actions "Insulting"

Posted by: newser at March 12, 2010 03:56 PM (39SGJ)

162 Speaking of hobos, how bout them Heels!

They playing tonight right? 

Oh, that's right they have already been ELIMINATED from the ACC.

Maybe the NIT, that way they can have a losing season!

Posted by: Kemp at March 12, 2010 03:57 PM (2+9Yx)

163 171,

That's another liberal that I wouldn't send flowers to if she had a funeral, drink a beer maybe.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 03:59 PM (hOYIE)

164 165 Hey, when everybody comes to march on Washington, can we have a moron meetup then? Or before if anyone wants to
........
That's a plan!  a moron meetup after the 4/15 march on DC.  Just add a flaming skull to your signs, and we'll know The Morons from Bitter Clingers.

I'm in for that Dagny.

Posted by: Dont Go Away, GET LOUD at March 12, 2010 04:01 PM (PI/0J)

165 Anybody up for a Portland/Seattle/Boise area meetup?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 12, 2010 04:02 PM (Gk/wA)

166 175,

You bet! Let me warm up my jet.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:03 PM (hOYIE)

167 176
Okay just don't use hobos in the jet engines, cleaning out the grease is a real pain.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 12, 2010 04:04 PM (Gk/wA)

168 108  Well then you probably live just one cornfield over from me.  Shall I bring the cigars and hard lemonade?

Posted by: unknown jane at March 12, 2010 04:05 PM (5/yRG)

169 Houston or Beaumont anytime. I can bring all the shrimp Mr. Nam Grunt can cook. Shrimp don't show up here in SWLA till the end of May.

Posted by: td at March 12, 2010 04:07 PM (2OlNe)

170 179,

Oh I can cook it well enough that you could slap your mama and have an "organism" at the same time. Hahahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:11 PM (hOYIE)

171 Any other morons in the Reno area? I'm up for a meetup this weekend.

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 04:13 PM (wGIVf)

172 And Essex, CT has a real old time steam train for the authentic style hobo hunt in the traditional habitat.

Posted by: Have Blue at March 12, 2010 04:14 PM (mV+es)

173 I got a boat that would carry a lot of Morons but shes in about as good shape as the economy.

Posted by: td at March 12, 2010 04:15 PM (2OlNe)

174 anyone from the pittsburgh area goin? i aint been up there in a while and i want some chipped ham....cant get good chipped ham down south. only allegheny and washington counties....i aint goin to butler...

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 04:16 PM (SlvZ2)

175 I would've figured that all morons would've moved out of CT by now.

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:16 PM (wGJaU)

176 RobD, Have you been in Reno the whole time?  Damn dude, we could've had one last June when I was there for a meeting with the Navy.  Would've brought a whole bunch of new recruits!

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:18 PM (wGJaU)

177 87

Anyone in or near Amarillo, Tx..beer is on me

Isn't there anyone in Amarillo who can help you with that?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2010 05:27 PM (A95sk)


Good News: I live in Amarillo.

Bad News: Until Next Wednesday.

Posted by: Aaron at March 12, 2010 04:19 PM (pVvKc)

178 183,

I held on to a buoy for 3 hours once in the Gulf because our boat sank 70 miles out, so it couldn't be that bad. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:20 PM (hOYIE)

179 Anyone going to the Rochester NY St Patrick's parade tomorrow? I'll be at Spin @ noonish, probably have my iTouch to check AOSHQ. Grab a beer, if so - just throwing it out.

Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at March 12, 2010 04:21 PM (hCQG5)

180 A picture of Lee Marvin in 'Emperor of the North' would be even better... but that would a tough hunt...

Posted by: phreshone at March 12, 2010 04:22 PM (1AnxB)

181 Fresno, CA?

Posted by: Aaron at March 12, 2010 04:22 PM (pVvKc)

182 It's time for a new thread.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 04:24 PM (I1/U/)

183 194,

TY Dr. Spank.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:25 PM (hOYIE)

184 CDR M,
Yes I have been here since 2004 but I'm not sure if I was a moron last June. Migrated over here when LGF went off the rails. Where were you, out in Fallon? By the way I was Navy from 82 to 88.

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 04:26 PM (wGIVf)

185 I suppose that was an ugly comment about my boat. She is 63 ft solid fiberglass hull with a 400hp Volo. I run it by myself shrimping so it cant be as bad as this economy.

Posted by: td at March 12, 2010 04:26 PM (2OlNe)

186 194 It's time for a new thread.

I concur.

And GoW3 comes out in 4 days!  That day will probably be the day Pelousi and her goons Slaughter the rest of the way for ObamaCare.  Bittersweet indeed...

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:27 PM (otlXg)

187 I escaped from gulag lgf as well started there in '03, left in '08 free at last and btw charles johnson is a cockholster supreme!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:28 PM (hOYIE)

188 RobD, nah, I'm in FL.  I went to Reno the last 3 years for Maintenance conferences.  Alas, I have PCS'ed from my last job so I won't make this years meeting.  Reno is a good time.  What did you do in the Navy?

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:29 PM (wGJaU)

189 I'm in Lansdale/North Wales. Where did the SE PA/DE morons have in mind to meet?

Posted by: Patrick at March 12, 2010 04:29 PM (Ko4Av)

190 Well said Nam!

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:30 PM (wGJaU)

191 199 I escaped from gulag lgf as well started there in '03, left in '08 free at last and btw charles johnson is a cockholster supreme!

I thought I recognized you from lgf, 'Nam.  I left in '08 too.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:30 PM (otlXg)

192 197,

I've done some shrimping myself, fun and great perks when you have a good week but it's hard work for sure.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:30 PM (hOYIE)

193 Kratos, a soul stealer is after me big time.  What do I do?

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:30 PM (wGJaU)

194 Yeesh. Sock off. Guess I'll check the yahoo group.

Posted by: joncelli at March 12, 2010 04:32 PM (Ko4Av)

195
199
El Jiheff is now pro jihadi

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:32 PM (H+LJc)

196 205 Kratos, a soul stealer is after me big time.  What do I do?

1st step depends on if, for whatever insane reason, you want your soul forcibly removed from you and stepped upon for all eternity.  We'll go from there.

/There should be a flowchart for this.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:33 PM (otlXg)

197 CDR M
I was an Aviation Fire Control Tech(AQ2) and my last duty station was the USS Midway. 

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 04:33 PM (wGIVf)

198 Patrick was me. Is Blue Hen still around?

Posted by: joncelli at March 12, 2010 04:34 PM (Ko4Av)

199 Kratos, there should be a flow chart for that!

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:35 PM (wGJaU)

200
205
Put a live Toad in your mouth.
They can't pull your soul out through your mouth because they're afraid to touch them.

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:35 PM (H+LJc)

201 RobD on the Midway??  Wow.

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:35 PM (wGJaU)

202 I can't do the toad thing.  No way.

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 04:36 PM (wGJaU)

203

No wonder you were banned. Chuck found out you were a kitty killer.

Posted by: td at March 12, 2010 04:36 PM (2OlNe)

204 212 Put a live Toad in your mouth.
They can't pull your soul out through your mouth because they're afraid to touch them.

Nice idea, but they've already learned how to circumvent stuff like that.  For instance, Rum stole my soul from over 3000 miles away.  I have yet to figure out how the hell she did that.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:36 PM (otlXg)

205
214
Then pretend there's a toad in there.

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:37 PM (H+LJc)

206 205 Kratos, a soul stealer is after me big time.  What do I do?

Amateurs.
Sell your soul before it's stolen; I got a keg of Heineken for mine in college.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 04:37 PM (I1/U/)

207 Anybody thinking about a national Moron/ette meet-up should take a gander at a map and see who's riglt in the middle: The Big O.

Posted by: Sloppy at March 12, 2010 04:38 PM (UgFF7)

208 Well, CDR M, if you do want your soul stolen from you, I promise that if I see it during my trek through Hades in a few days, I'll set it free.

But if you want to avoid the current soul stealer, you must do this.  First, steal a corpse from the local cemetery and stage your own death.   Make sure fire is involved so they can't identify the body.  Then move at least 500 miles away and forge a new identity for yourself.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:39 PM (otlXg)

209 CDR M,
Yes she was on old bitch but that was a good a thing as we were always pulling into Subic Bay for 'maintenance' if you know what I mean.  She almost turned turtle on us a couple of times though.

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 04:39 PM (wGIVf)

210 'Nam got my soul twice, I'm good to go now (I don't have one) and you can bet the progs will never have it.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:39 PM (hOYIE)

211
216 Hmmmm....
Rum may have prehensile genitalia....
Then they pull it out through your......well.....IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:40 PM (H+LJc)

212 #218  Amateurs.  Sell your soul before it's stolen; I got a keg of Heineken for mine in college.

If you sell it, it'll just fall into the hands of a soul stealer easier.  A soul is something you must guard jealously. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:40 PM (otlXg)

213 224
216 Hmmmm....
Rum may have prehensile genitalia....
Then they pull it out through your......well.....IYKWIMAITYD

That is so wrong.  Besides...ugh...

At least now I have the tools to get it back.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:42 PM (otlXg)

214 I know 'Nam has Orange soul

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:42 PM (H+LJc)

215 Our shop that mainly engaged in comment spam also sell low quality shoe

Posted by: shape ups shoes at March 12, 2010 04:43 PM (Phozt)

216 226,

'Splain please Lucy.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:43 PM (hOYIE)

217 WOW Kratos. Are these the same soul steelers that we learned about in the five seasons that Babylon 5 was on?

Posted by: mystry at March 12, 2010 04:47 PM (kmgIE)

218 188 87

Anyone in or near Amarillo, Tx..beer is on me

Isn't there anyone in Amarillo who can help you with that?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 12, 2010 05:27 PM (A95sk)


Good News: I live in Amarillo.

Bad News: Until Next Wednesday.





Why in the hell would you want to leave the windiest, most depressing city in Texas?


Posted by: beerologist at March 12, 2010 04:48 PM (tgXx6)

219 Hey 'Nam,
I work with a Nam Grunt, great guy, he was in a Mech unit and we got to talking about his time in country today, he has some great stories. We were talking about the 8" guns at a firebase he was at for a while. He said they could really bring some shit down.

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 04:48 PM (wGIVf)

220 229 WOW Kratos. Are these the same soul steelers that we learned about in the five seasons that Babylon 5 was on?

I've never watched Babylon 5.  I did hear about the show (I think I was in junior high) and wondered to myself what happened to Babylons 2-4?

But they had soul-stealers? 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 04:51 PM (otlXg)

221 Orange
Baytown
Hamshire

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:51 PM (H+LJc)

222 231,

Yeah I hated when we were extracted to a firebase, really interfered with the beer drinking for me and my guys, but hell no one slept for more than an hour anyway, well grunts didn't. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:51 PM (hOYIE)

223 233,

Oh ok I thought you were talking about agent orange they sprayed that shit all around us but it never affected me, yes it did, no it didn't.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:53 PM (hOYIE)

224 DFW Morons.

The easiest way to move from theory to application in these ungodly meet-up threads is just to throw a location out there and let the debate begin.  If I recall (attendees can undoubtedly vouch as to whether I was capable of that action verb) was held at the Old Monk in Dallas off Henderson Ave.  Personally, I thought the venue was too cramped and filled with SMU cardigans to duplicate that mistake.  However, this is a capitalist society (for now) and I will go wherever demand warrants.

With that said, I offer up this suggestion for ridicule -
Ten Sports Bar
1302 Main St.
Dallas TX 75202

I can neither confirm nor deny that I know the owner and he would be appreciative of our revenues/liabilities. Give me your thoughts and your first born when you get a chance. - Mule

Posted by: Mule at March 12, 2010 04:54 PM (R5Uy5)

225
235
Twitch...blink blink fidget

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:55 PM (H+LJc)

226 If anyone interested in an impromptu hobo hunt in Dallas I'll be at Double wide off 1st street.  Look for the tall fellow downing an obscene amount of beer.And stealin' all the lady friends.  *admires the size of his hobo sack

Posted by: HoboJo at March 12, 2010 04:55 PM (JbfRX)

227
238   C'Mon. Everyone knows Hobos have bags, not sacks

Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 12, 2010 04:58 PM (H+LJc)

228 238,

Now that's a place I can get into.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 04:58 PM (hOYIE)

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:00 PM (otlXg)

230 87


Good News: I live in Amarillo.

Bad News: Until Next Wednesday.

Why in the hell would you want to leave the windiest, most depressing city in Texas?

Posted by: beerologist at March 12, 2010 08:48 PM (tgXx6)

Moving back home to Fresno, the most depressing city on California, to start up a business

Posted by: Aaron at March 12, 2010 05:00 PM (pVvKc)

231 Kratos.
I know my way around a cemetery and a dead body. You are shit out of luck.

Posted by: mpfs79 at March 12, 2010 05:01 PM (QuP9W)

232 O/T but I have been bitching for months that no Republican wants to step up and run for office in NY, so I was interested to get this in email - a developer by the name of Carl Paladino is ready to spend 10 mil of his own to run for Governor, and will primary Lazio.

Posted by: real joe at March 12, 2010 05:01 PM (WjerO)

233 @178 I sent a message on the yahoo thing to what I hoped was you.  If it was someone else, sorry.  Next beer ready for consumption in 2-5 weeks.  Sake still available.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 05:01 PM (juh4Z)

234 Israel should deny anyone from these communists in our admin. access to their Country!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:02 PM (hOYIE)

235 #232  Kratos.. You bet they had soul stealers. they were Immortal and were the oldest known beings in the universe. Babylon 1,2, and 3 were sabotaged before they were completed. Babylon 4 was conpleted and almost immediately disappeared to the future, or the past. I won't tell you which way!  See the series..You can buy the complete 5 year editions on DVD. I doubt that the libs would carry it in Libraries. Babylon 5 has a serious disagreement with the Earth World Government. Bad, Bad earth sent a serious fleet to bring them back into the fold.

Posted by: mystry at March 12, 2010 05:02 PM (kmgIE)

236 Our shop that mainly engaged in comment spam also sell low quality shoe

Ohhh, tell me more.  I'm always in the market for shoes that fall apart quickly.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 12, 2010 05:02 PM (Ca+Fq)

237 241 OT:  Here's some symbolism.  Among the "mishaps" that occurred during Biden's visit to Israel:

"Later, Biden was given a certificate memorializing his mother, but the glass broke. Once again, Bibi didn't pay attention, leaned on it and shattered it. No fear, his speeches have always diverted attention from such mishaps."

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 09:00 PM (otlXg)

Glad to see someone else is following what is going on in Israel.  Obama is fucking over our only friend in the middle east.

Posted by: conscious and getting lit at March 12, 2010 05:03 PM (Vu6sl)

238 Addendum:

They can beat that ass anywhere in the ME, Europe too!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:04 PM (hOYIE)

239 243 Kratos.I know my way around a cemetery and a dead body. You are shit out of luck.

Ah, so you're the one who covets CDR M's soul to use as another freckle?

Doesn't matter.  Soon I'll have these and after I take back my own soul, I'll use them to retrieve CDR M's soul for him and any other ones you may have.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:08 PM (otlXg)

240 Kratos you're a funny guy.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:09 PM (hOYIE)

241 151  Hey, Kemp, you want to bitch at me or whatever, call me out straight up.  Don't do the pissy, cute comments, ok? 

Posted by: unknown jane at March 12, 2010 05:10 PM (5/yRG)

242 246 Israel should deny anyone from these communists in our admin. access to their Country!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 09:02 PM (hOYIE)

Totally agree.  They'be been fuckin' with Israel since Obama spoke at AIPAC before he was elected.  He is doing everything he can to cause the destruction of Israel. Of course, along with that of the United States.  What a coincidence!

I don't know if it will be 5 years or 50 years, but I truly believe we will find out one day that this mother fucker was a muslim through and through.  At this point, everything points in that direction.

Posted by: conscious and getting lit at March 12, 2010 05:10 PM (Vu6sl)

243 253,

Now that's a woman I could let walk point!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:12 PM (hOYIE)

244 Oh my.  Souls are talking!

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 05:12 PM (wGJaU)

245 What is that shit at 190?

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2010 05:13 PM (w2v+H)

246 254,

I've always felt that he was a mooslimb and the anti-christ!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:13 PM (hOYIE)

247 I sense a disturbance in the thread.

Posted by: mpfs79 at March 12, 2010 05:13 PM (QuP9W)

248 Wow, Kratos is playing GoW 3 live now!

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 05:14 PM (wGJaU)

249 252 Kratos you're a funny guy.

By funny, you mean crazy, right?  'tis alright, it's true.

/For your service to our country, the very least I can do I can do for you is give you any extra souls I find, or buy you a beer - your choice.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:14 PM (otlXg)

250
Kratos you're a funny guy.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 09:09 PM (hOYIE)




You mean funny like a clown dontchya ?

Posted by: Tommy Devito at March 12, 2010 05:15 PM (t72+4)

251 261,

Why TY kind sir, now tell me wtf is GoW, I'm not a gamer in that sense anyway.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:16 PM (hOYIE)

252 I'm listening to Mark Levin(He is delayed in Reno) he is on fire today.

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 05:17 PM (wGIVf)

253 262,

Don't make the Goodfellows association I can bite back. Hahahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:17 PM (hOYIE)

254 Goodfella's

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:19 PM (hOYIE)

255 Wops.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:20 PM (I1/U/)

256 I like Levin he's really one of the good guys.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:20 PM (hOYIE)

257 257,

Growing up I lived in Verona and Rome my Mom was from Rome Dad was a career Soldier and they called me a ginny even there. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:22 PM (hOYIE)

258 Where is the ont?

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2010 05:23 PM (w2v+H)

259 His show has improved since he stopped going after Beck nonstop.  I don't see the two of them getting together for long showers into the wee hours of the morning, but I nearly stopped listening when he got all snarky every damn day.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 05:24 PM (juh4Z)

260 270,

Canada.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:24 PM (hOYIE)

261 gotta do it....sorry guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZAkOSpVumw

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:24 PM (SlvZ2)

262

I like Levin he's really one of the
good guys goodfellas

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 09:20 PM (hOYIE)



FIFY   : )

Posted by: Blazer at March 12, 2010 05:25 PM (t72+4)

263 Where is the ont?

Bracing for impact.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 12, 2010 05:27 PM (Ca+Fq)

264 263 Why TY kind sir, now tell me wtf is GoW, I'm not a gamer in that sense anyway.

Okay.  GoW refers to the God of War series of video games (there are 5 games in total) for the Playstation (not to be confused with the Gears of War [GoW] games, which have the same acronym, but are totally different in gameplay).  In a nutshell God of War is a modern-day re-telling of Greek Mythology through the video-game series, where the protagonist anti-hero, Kratos, first serves the Greek gods for forgiveness after murdering his family, under the influence of Ares, and then plots their destruction after they betray him.  Gameplay wise, the game isn't a "shooter" game, but a third-person hack 'n slash, where Kratos uses swords, along with other melee weapons and magic, to brutally hack down and destroy his enemies. 

That's a very brief summary.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:28 PM (otlXg)

265 If the ONT is not up soon, I say we head over to David Brooks' house and beat the living shit out of him.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:29 PM (I1/U/)

266 That's a very brief summary."<<<<< lol kratos


ILL BE ON LEFT4DEAD 2 OWNING ZOMBIES AND DRINKING BEER WHILE DOING IT NOOBSTER!!!!!!

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:30 PM (SlvZ2)

267 There's a Texas Morons yahoo group here. Yes, it's a closed membership, so, yes, you have fill out forms and what not. It keeps out the trolls and any lazy, grumpy people.

Anyway, there's been some talk over there for a Texas meet up. Feel free to join up and throw your two cents in.

Posted by: mpur at March 12, 2010 05:31 PM (7m5P2)

268 276,

Got it. Sounds like my kind of guy.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:31 PM (hOYIE)

269

277 If the ONT is not up soon, I say we head over to David Brooks' house and beat the living shit out of him.

Why wait?

Posted by: Truman North at March 12, 2010 05:31 PM (FjC5u)

270 Dr. Spank,
I'm up for that, where does he live?

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 05:31 PM (wGIVf)

271 Where do Canadians hang out?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:33 PM (I1/U/)

272 #278  ILL BE ON LEFT4DEAD 2 OWNING ZOMBIES AND DRINKING BEER WHILE DOING IT NOOBSTER!!!!!!

Noobster?  This is why I'm glad GoW is a single-player game.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:34 PM (otlXg)

273 277,

Better yet let's get him drunk and hook him up with a tranny in uncomfortable positions and take pics and spread them.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:35 PM (hOYIE)

274 283,

Yemen last I heard.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:36 PM (hOYIE)

275 "Noobster? This is why i'm glad GoW is a single-player game."

oh for fuck's sakes dont get all mister goddamn serious...

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:36 PM (SlvZ2)

276 Is anyone in that Texas Yahoo group?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:37 PM (I1/U/)

277 287,

Only one D in Godamn.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:37 PM (hOYIE)

278 Is it considered "joining the mile high club" if you do it by yourself?

Posted by: Truman North at March 12, 2010 05:37 PM (FjC5u)

279 288,

I just bookmarked it but haven't joined yet.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 12, 2010 05:38 PM (hOYIE)

280 #287 
oh for fuck's sakes dont get all mister goddamn serious...

lol, I wasn't being serious.

/Can't really play online games through my PS3 or my computer because my internet connection's too unreliable. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:38 PM (otlXg)

281 290 Is it considered "joining the mile high club" if you do it by yourself?

Only if there's witnesses. 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:39 PM (otlXg)

282 Is that the only reason Kratos?

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 05:39 PM (wGJaU)

283 Is anyone in that Texas Yahoo group?


There's 27 members right now.

Posted by: mpur at March 12, 2010 05:40 PM (7m5P2)

284 Whoa.... 5 total?  I have GoW and GoW II for PS2,  and those are all I've played. What are the others? 

If I were to compare the gameplay to other games I'd have to go with Prince of Persia or Devil May Cry, but for someone who is an admitted non-gamer that might not be enlightening.  There are other games but those are the popular ones that come to mind.

The only thing I'd want to add is more dependence on combos; the only place you really needed to know them for GoW II was for the boss fights and that was not a direction I was happy with.  You could do (almost) the entire game with just the basic OOO^ except for a few places.  I thought GoW was harder, and I liked it more for that.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 05:40 PM (juh4Z)

285 /Can't really play online games"

...dont worry, youre not missing a thing. its actually quite annoying hearing 16 year olds spout off about dumb shit. and then there's the team killing....gimme computer controlled bots any day...

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:40 PM (SlvZ2)

286 New thread!

Posted by: RobD at March 12, 2010 05:41 PM (wGIVf)

287 294 Is that the only reason Kratos?

There's that and that I'm not terribly good at FPS co-op.  I keep thinking it's GoW, charge headlong into the fray, and then wonder why a sniper or some mine got me.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:41 PM (otlXg)

288 a new thread is available

Posted by: conscious and feeling my sixth sense at March 12, 2010 05:42 PM (Vu6sl)

289 I'm trying to join the Texas group. If accepted, I'll immediately resign my membership for including people like me.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:43 PM (I1/U/)

290
That's a very brief summary."<<<<< lol kratos



ILL BE ON LEFT4DEAD 2 OWNING ZOMBIES AND DRINKING BEER WHILE DOING IT NOOBSTER!!!!!!

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 09:30 PM (SlvZ2)





GoW and LFD2 is for pikers. COD: MW2 is where its at. Nothing like a 9 year old pwning your ass and cussing you out on XBOX Live.

Posted by: Blazer at March 12, 2010 05:43 PM (t72+4)

291 COD: MW2 is where it's at"

COD: MW2= pretty in pink

left4dead2= mad max

i win.

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:46 PM (SlvZ2)

292 244 O/T but I have been bitching for months that no Republican wants to step up and run for office in NY, so I was interested to get this in email - a developer by the name of Carl Paladino is ready to spend 10 mil of his own to run for Governor, and will primary Lazio.

Posted by: real joe at March 12, 2010 09:01 PM (WjerO)

Joe, don't know how you feel about Bloomberg's girlfriend, Diana Stilton (?), but I just saw a mention of the GOP courting her to run.  Word is she's a real Repub, unlike her trans-fat-hating BF.  It was either at Hot Air Pundit or Gateway.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 12, 2010 05:46 PM (LKkE8)

293 296 Whoa.... 5 total?  I have GoW and GoW II for PS2,  and those are all I've played. What are the others?

There's a portable GoW for the PSP - Chains of Olympus and there's something called God of War: Betrayal (some phone-based game I gather).  I counted GoW3 with the total, so 5 in all.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:48 PM (otlXg)

294 The last game I played was Halo II. I liked the Quake series better.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 05:48 PM (I1/U/)

295 I'm trying to join the Texas group. If accepted, I'll immediately resign my membership for including people like me.


LOL

Done.

Your move.

Posted by: mpur at March 12, 2010 05:48 PM (7m5P2)

296

244 - real joe, sorry, it was jammie.  Here's the linky.

http://tinyurl.com/y8cttqn

 

Posted by: RushBabe at March 12, 2010 05:49 PM (LKkE8)

297 they should make a little green footballs game...end boss is charles, spouting fire from his mouff.....you gotta jump over the fire and pounce on his head while also dodging his pony-tail whips.


Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 05:50 PM (SlvZ2)

298 Okay, you had me in a minor panic thinking I missed multiple episodes of one of the better playing series to come out lately.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 05:51 PM (juh4Z)

299 #306  I liked the Quake series better.

Quake 2 was the first game I was carded for at EB.  It was awesome, and the soundtrack was super cool too.

/Hell, I was carded for Dante's Inferno just a month ago.  I didn't know I looked 17, thanks cashier woman!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 12, 2010 05:51 PM (otlXg)

300
left4dead2= mad max


i win.

Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at March 12, 2010 09:46 PM (SlvZ2)






Yea, I got that one too. Us old people dont like crawling around in dark subway tunnels waiting for zombies to pop out. Aint good for the ticker.

Posted by: Blazer at March 12, 2010 05:51 PM (t72+4)

301 @ 311They are supposed to card anyone who looks less than 50, or so I was told as I bought tobacco earlier.

Posted by: kurtilator at March 12, 2010 06:03 PM (juh4Z)

302 ThreadPerv & BillyGoat:

Yeah, maybe Austintown.  Either of you in the Yahoo group? (I'm not.)  Maybe more NE Ohioans there...?

...I'm always hoping for a NE Ohio one that's not in Cleveland...wheee!


Posted by: JeepGirl at March 12, 2010 07:47 PM (mZFDY)

303 Reminder to Mass Morons who aren't on the Boston Morons mailing list: email me at moronpalooza dot boston at gmail dot com to join the group.

Posted by: Andy at March 12, 2010 09:15 PM (82Zkd)

304 Sorry, March 20th is steak and knobbers day, and I'm not a vegan!

Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at March 13, 2010 12:49 AM (iV4X6)

305 315 ThreadPerv & BillyGoat:

Yeah, maybe Austintown.  Either of you in the Yahoo group? (I'm not.)  Maybe more NE Ohioans there...?

...I'm always hoping for a NE Ohio one that's not in Cleveland...wheee!

Posted by: JeepGirl at March 12, 2010 11:47 PM (mZFDY)

JeepGirl -- billygoat and ThreadPerv are both me -- TP was one of my puppet's from a thread...billygoat is my regular presence!...

I am in the AoSYGroup, btw.  There aren't many of us in NEO...there do seem to be a quite a few in SWO...

Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 04:44 AM (5qJM5)

306 You'll need a license for the Hobo Hunt! Go to my place, A Conservative Lesbian, for info!

Posted by: Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian at March 13, 2010 05:46 AM (W/zAb)

307 Nam Grunt, do we want to hold out for more Louisiana Morons or should we raid the east Texas gathering in hopes of a better crowd?

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 13, 2010 03:34 PM (Yg+nf)

308 Yo, Texas Morons, just filled in the form for your Yahoo Group. Maybe Nam Grunt and I will come raid your party since there are only two of us.

Nam Grunt, e-mail address is in the URL box

Posted by: SGT Dan at March 13, 2010 03:40 PM (Yg+nf)

309 xxx

Posted by: Fish at March 15, 2010 06:03 PM (M5t+h)

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