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September 08, 2010

Moron NFL Picks - Reminder
— Dave in Texas

Season starts tonight, so get your special pudding spoons and put on a helmet. Also get your picks in. Minnesota and New Orleans tonight, in an NFC Championship game rematch. I hate them both.

This year Ben recruited an assist from longtime commenter who's not too big a PITA, CDR M. Thanks CDR M.! FYNQ, TGIF, and NTTAWWT.

Ben asked me to remind you all, because you're idiots, that the picks are against the spread.

Vote early and vote often.

Cheerleader pic below the fold, also courtesy CDR M. I think he collects them or something. It's so easy to spot the ones with real talent.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 10:37 PM | Comments (61)
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1 Quit looking at the cheerleader. Look at me!

Posted by: Brett Favrah at September 09, 2010 04:19 AM (swuwV)

The Cowboys don't even look at their cheerleaders anymore, because they're all the BrokeBack kind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2010 04:20 AM (T1boi)

3 I pick the one on the left,...no the one one on the right,...oh hell, I want both of them.

Posted by: Vic at September 09, 2010 04:21 AM (/jbAw)

4 Fuck this! I'm sparkin' a bowl!
http://tinyurl.com/2wfsu6t

Posted by: Aide to SEN. (!) Boxer at September 09, 2010 04:23 AM (rbfTh)

5 With a rack like that, it took me about two minutes to notice that she has a nose like a Centurion.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 09, 2010 04:24 AM (rbfTh)

Good news, everyone!

Posted by: Numan Trorth at September 09, 2010 04:27 AM (HLGCA)

True fact: I went through until about week 13 last year before I knew whether we were picking against the spread or not.

I finished 2nd.

Posted by: Truman 4th at September 09, 2010 04:28 AM (HLGCA)

8 Anyone remember how to login?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 09, 2010 04:29 AM (9cflz)

9 7 Herr,

yes I noticed all three of her noses...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:29 AM (kq1lG)

10 8 Numan,

the obvious answer is to have the federal government seize control of the manufacturing that is altering these asteroids' orbits...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:30 AM (kq1lG)

11 OK, I know I joined our leagues, but I can't figure out how to get from the pro football pickem page to where I make my picks. Does that mean I automatically lose this year?

Posted by: Truman North at September 09, 2010 04:31 AM (HLGCA)

12 3 Tom Servo,

Debbie does dallas would be retitled Dan Does Irving this decade....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:32 AM (kq1lG)

13 I stand by the idiot remark.

Posted by: Ben at September 09, 2010 04:35 AM (wuv1c)

14 Haha so are we picking against the spread or no?

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:37 AM (vfT/y)

15 Truman:
Pickem front page, then click your member name. http://tinyurl.com/kwfl

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 09, 2010 04:37 AM (xqhoO)

16 Fringe is a very underrated uniform component.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 09, 2010 04:38 AM (xqhoO)

17 You also have to pick ur tie breaker points at the bottom or it won't process.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:40 AM (vfT/y)

18 Talent matters

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at September 09, 2010 04:41 AM (oIp16)

Breaking news

Tom Brady involved in early morning car accident

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 09, 2010 04:42 AM (oZriO)

20 If I die this year I wanna be reincarnated as that chicks kid.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:43 AM (vfT/y)

21 23 nash Rambler,

seriously?

Damn...I love Tom from his Michigan days but am less than thrilled with the T Brad hype machine....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:44 AM (kq1lG)

22 reports say Bragy didn't go to the hospital, but was "shaken"

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 09, 2010 04:46 AM (oZriO)

23 27 ,

well we need up to the minute updates on the status of his nail cuticle and such....I am certain ESPN will oblige.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:47 AM (kq1lG)

24 ugh, I didn't need to see alabaster-colored decadent flesh this morning. She looks paler than I do.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 09, 2010 04:47 AM (9hSKh)

25 29 Kratos,

that means she spends her daylight hours indoors and/or is resisting the tan tax....either one is a good hing in my book.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:48 AM (kq1lG)

26 Thanks for the pickem linkies.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 09, 2010 04:49 AM (9cflz)

27 31 Fleetguard,

what if my cat doesn't need filtering....I think the catnip gets her by

Posted by: sven10077 at September 09, 2010 04:51 AM (kq1lG)

28 My team name is BigBensRapeKit

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:51 AM (vfT/y)

29 Next time a hurrican comes near New Orleans again, everyone can evacuate to this cheerleader's cleavage.

Posted by: EC at September 09, 2010 04:51 AM (mAhn3)

Yep,

Betcha her babies were well fed...

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: MM at September 09, 2010 04:52 AM (EtH1K)

28 27 , well we need up to the minute updates on the status of his nail cuticle and such....I am certain ESPN will oblige.

Do you know what a Brady cuticle is worth with his contract extension? Me neither. We should probably ask Randy Moss. I'll bet he's already calculated it.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 09, 2010 04:53 AM (oZriO)

32 What makes me sad is that somewhere out there on Earth there is a man tired of seeing her tits, and it ain't me.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:54 AM (vfT/y)

33 The archer was better.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 09, 2010 04:56 AM (9cflz)

34 39 You'll put your eye out kid.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 09, 2010 04:59 AM (vfT/y)

The Steelers don't have cheerleaders

Posted by: Ben at September 09, 2010 05:00 AM (wuv1c)

Today is the day we find out if Murkowski is a total whore.

Also if weird news, teh AP has a story about the Ambassador of Pakistan asking Glenn Beck to come out against the book burning. The AP, with its layers of fact checking and huge staff, couldn't take the time to go to glenn's website and see that he did that several days ago.

Posted by: Ben at September 09, 2010 05:03 AM (wuv1c)

37 The Repubs are about (possibly) to drop some Party discipline on Murky. http://tinyurl.com/2vywdzd

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 09, 2010 05:05 AM (gmZ7Y)

38 F*** fantasy football, we need a fantasy cheerleader league!

^{Hey, a moron can hope, can't he?}

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 09, 2010 05:06 AM (IkEhE)

39 Re the cheerleader: Holy moly!

Geaux Drew (Brees)! Geaux Saints!

Posted by: Y-not is straight but still... at September 09, 2010 05:07 AM (osFsP)

40 They have a wipe with the koran FaceBook group.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 09, 2010 05:10 AM (9cflz)

41 If I die this year I wanna be reincarnated as that chicks kid.

Posted by: Mr Pink

With my luck, I'd be bottle fed. "we don't understand; he learned to say FML at a very early age"

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 09, 2010 05:12 AM (R2fpr)

42
Is she still available in the draft?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 09, 2010 05:12 AM (1hM1d)

43 ohmigod it's so beautiful what does it mean!?

Posted by: double boobie guy at September 09, 2010 05:16 AM (z+/2Q)

44 Is it too late to join a 'pick-em' group?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 09, 2010 05:16 AM (yQWNf)

45 Ben, if your a Steeler fan -- steelerfury.com

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2010 05:18 AM (ibiFX)

46 The arc of her mammaries is long, but it bends toward ecstasy.

Posted by: Theodore Parker at September 09, 2010 05:20 AM (z+/2Q)

47 The arc of her mammaries is long, but it bends toward ecstasy.

Posted by: Theodore Parker

Her+The Oval office carpet. That's my idea of a re-write.

Bunk

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 09, 2010 05:21 AM (R2fpr)

48 If I die this year I wanna be reincarnated as that chicks kid.

Posted by: Mr Pink

If I die this year I wanna be reincarnated as that chick's kid's father.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 09, 2010 05:26 AM (oZriO)

49 I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: sliderblaze at September 09, 2010 05:37 AM (Jesjh)

50 I'll lay the pts and take the Vikes.

Posted by: Zakn at September 09, 2010 05:37 AM (zyaZ1)

51 beer....check

wings....check

WE GOT 6 SUPERBOWLS SO THERE!!!"--comeback line....check

Posted by: skr8 outta at September 09, 2010 05:43 AM (icVev)

52 It looks like the spread changes day to day. Which is a pain. I like it better Vegas style where you just lock in with the spread when you make your pick.

Granted, there's no skin in the game, and I'd hate to end up with a suck pick if, say, Aaron Rodgers breaks his leg in practice or something.

Posted by: logprof at September 09, 2010 06:31 AM (BP6Z1)

53 I am also in need of a group of morons to join with, in quest of NFL pickem goodness!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 09, 2010 06:48 AM (UEEex)

54 Bengals over the Pats, because Palmer has two thumbs this season. ^_^

Posted by: exdem13 at September 09, 2010 07:06 AM (beW+t)

It looks like the spread changes day to day. Which is a pain. I like it better Vegas style where you just lock in with the spread when you make your pick.

Granted, there's no skin in the game, and I'd hate to end up with a suck pick if, say, Aaron Rodgers breaks his leg in practice or something.

There is a final spread on thursday i believe, that way you have an idea before the sunday game. It was like that last year

Posted by: Ben at September 09, 2010 07:09 AM (wuv1c)

Pic below the fold? Rookie mistake.

On the other hand, we've been set free from DiT's endless selection of A-cup cheerleaders! YAAY!!!

Posted by: Terry at September 09, 2010 07:33 AM (Jauav)

57 If you hate us Vikings now, wait until the taxpayers buy us a new $1Bn stadium. If you hate us now, wait until we move to L.A. (following the former Minneapolis Lakers) if we don't get our new stadium.

Posted by: Thorvald at September 09, 2010 09:17 AM (pJPOj)

58 @7
I have a place for her nose, too.

Posted by: Low Hill at September 09, 2010 09:22 AM (pJPOj)

I'm getting a notice that all of said groups are full.

I can has new group?

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at September 09, 2010 01:21 PM (84lvk)

Where do you go to make the NFL picks

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