April 23, 2010
— Ace As you probably heard on cable news, Lane Bryant tried to run a sexy ad featuring plus-sized models during the family hour (8-9 pm), and ABC and Fox balked. Bryant claims sizist discrimination, because their ads, they say, are just like Victoria's Secret ads, which have been run at that hour.
But then, the knockers are twice as big, so I guess there's a little too much vavavoom going on.
(Incidentally, that tracks with something I've noticed: Big breasts are associated with porn in people's minds. Yeah, I know that's obvious, but there is some kind of societal/literary double standard about demure breasts being arty and big breasts being lurid and pornographic. Every time I read a sex scene in a "good book," the author makes sure to tell me the woman's breasts are small, just to remind me I'm reading Art, not Porn. D-cups don't exist in high-minded literature, I guess.)
But I don't care about that debate... O'Reilly's going to be getting to the bottom of this story, with lots of video, all the way through sweeps, because it's just that important. He's going to feature big-knockers-pictures at the end of every broadcast, asking the important question of each rack, "Pinheads or Patriots?"
For the folks. For the folks, people. Just lookin' out for the folks.
I'm too high-minded for that, of course, so instead I'll pick on the very-professional news organization CNN.
Someone altered the ad so that the text message the zaftig woman read was not a come-hither sext, but instead a funny advertisement. (I won't give away the joke so you can appreciate it when you see it.)
Headline News -- which is CNN, of course -- intended to run the real ad in discussing the non-story/publicity stunt, but instead ran the joke ad, by accident, because they're just that detail-oriented.
So, on CNN at least, Lane Bryant's ad is designed to insult buxom women rather than flatter them.
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Posted by: YRM at April 23, 2010 01:27 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: vai2112 at April 23, 2010 01:27 PM (/u49b)
Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at April 23, 2010 01:29 PM (dUOK+)
>> Guess I'm illiterate.
If you can spell illiterate I'm not buying that,
but I will still be happy to read you a story.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 23, 2010 01:29 PM (WvXvd)
The sad thing is that, while I was laughing at it, I also got kind of bummed out because it wasn't true.
Posted by: Emily M. at April 23, 2010 01:31 PM (iqbTr)
Posted by: Boxy Brown at April 23, 2010 01:32 PM (VmtE9)
Doesn't this ground breaking blogpost deserve an up front pic? Why make your readers click to see a beautiful woman? That's just not right ace.
Posted by: Bosk at April 23, 2010 01:32 PM (pUO5u)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 01:32 PM (kljgd)
They're right not to show that commerical unless there is a warning attached. I nearly drowned one night in between a couple of D's. I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it.
Posted by: a guy who says "Give me D's or give me death" at April 23, 2010 01:33 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: John Galt at April 23, 2010 01:33 PM (F/4zf)
I'll tell you exactly why Lane Bryant was getting pushback for those ads, and Victoria's Secret doesn't:
Those Lane Bryant birds are, legally speaking; boneriffic.
Posted by: shank at April 23, 2010 01:34 PM (ZPbFI)
Posted by: blogRot at April 23, 2010 01:34 PM (chysP)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 23, 2010 01:35 PM (7VvJB)
They are right though, I have seen ads that were just as "bad" for other lingerie, especially that one from Pajama Gram they run during Valentine's day. That is one smokin' ho9t redhead they have on that ad.
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2010 01:35 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Dianna at April 23, 2010 01:38 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: kevlarchick at April 23, 2010 05:37 PM (TNuqz)
I'd hit it!
Posted by: conscious, Inspector of D cups at April 23, 2010 01:38 PM (YVZlY)
Likewise, ladies. DD and proud of it. I find it both amusing and annoying that an accident of birth has made me a bimbo in the eyes of many. Annoying because I'm not a bimbo. Amusing because that attitude seems to particularly prevalent among flat chested chicks.
Well, says you. If you'd posted picks last night on the ONT, we'd know if you are what you say. And we'll support you, believe me.
In other news, has anyone checked O'Reilly's citizenship papers?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 01:39 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: O'Reilly at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (DlXP/)
Won't this cause the blog to capsize?
Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (s3LK6)
Love my D Girls! And so do the men folk...
Likewise, ladies. DD and proud of it. I find it both amusing and annoying that an accident of birth has made me a bimbo in the eyes of many. Annoying because I'm not a bimbo. Amusing because that attitude seems to particularly prevalent among flat chested chicks.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 05:32 PM (kljgd)
Pics or we think you belong in an art film.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 01:43 PM (kljgd)
Posted by: UGrev at April 23, 2010 01:44 PM (862vz)
26, you could also friend her on Facebook and find out the truth.
My SWMBO is DD and she loathes bathing suit shopping because she can find nothing that fits right (to her eyes anyway).
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 01:44 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: FatBaldnSassy at April 23, 2010 01:45 PM (lFp7s)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 23, 2010 05:35 PM (7VvJB)
Guy, don't forget that they also had the casting call for women with naturally big breasts for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Silicone enhanced babes need not apply.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2010 01:45 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: societyis2blame at April 23, 2010 01:45 PM (rP8xu)
Posted by: andi sullivan at April 23, 2010 01:46 PM (sYxEE)
I find a bit funny that ads targetting "plus sized" women always show women with big tits but only slightly overweight (if at all) when they're really targetting the obese.
They might show size 12 models, but I'm pretty sure their target market consists of size "circus tent".
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 23, 2010 01:46 PM (plsiE)
BTW, is "slamming" really the adjective CNN wanted to go with? It certainly fits ...
"We wouldn't have that problem in Spanish, since there aren't any adjectives." -- Sonia Sotomayor, super-genius and world class empathizer
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 23, 2010 01:47 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: TakeFive at April 23, 2010 01:47 PM (/3pxq)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2010 01:49 PM (sYxEE)
1. hahaha @ "McRib is back!"
2. Lane Bryant needs to put the real porkers who wear their shit on their commercials, not these plump chicks who look like they're retaining 10lbs of water from PMS
Posted by: Igoo From The Herculoids at April 23, 2010 01:50 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: societyis2blame at April 23, 2010 01:51 PM (rP8xu)
2. Lane Bryant needs to put the real porkers who wear their shit on their commercials, not these plump chicks who look like they're retaining 10lbs of water from PMS
Are you a Chubby Chaser?
Posted by: TakeFive at April 23, 2010 01:51 PM (/3pxq)
Posted by: someguy blog consulting inc at April 23, 2010 01:52 PM (sYxEE)
Nothin wrong with teh plus girls. I'll take buxom and happy over skinny angry cunt any day.
Posted by: MelodicMetal at April 23, 2010 01:52 PM (x4S2a)
_______________
Beats constant harping about how Medicaid now pays for fresh catheters.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2010 01:54 PM (3K4hn)
Um, make that Crystal Renn...
Yeah, how f*cked up is it that emaciated homosexuals have convinced society that she is obese?
I'd kick her out of bed, but only to do it on the floor. And make me a sammich.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 23, 2010 01:54 PM (fx8sm)
Are you a Chubby Chaser?
I'm a semi-chubby chaser. I like 'em big. I like 'em round. I want them real thick and juicy.
Posted by: Igoo From The Herculoids at April 23, 2010 01:56 PM (bLZ8Q)
O.k., I'm going to need a link to Dumb Blonde's facebook page and the Yahoo group.
I mean, no one said there were real pictures over there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 01:56 PM (P33XN)
Not that there's anything wrong with waifish girls. I went through a period of time being highly attracted to them.
Then I came to realize most waifish girls don't go for guys of my bulk.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 01:57 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at April 23, 2010 01:57 PM (sYxEE)
"McRib" made me LOL. a lot.
and I like the look of a bigger woman sometimes (like this one), though all too often there is a disconnect between the bigger hips and bigger top. A large girl with not so big ones is disconcerting.
As far as appearances, and with small but not infant kids, I don't like any underwear ads before 9. At least this girl looks like a woman instead of a bony clotheshanger with bolt-ons.
Posted by: s'moron at April 23, 2010 01:57 PM (UaxA0)
There's nothing wrong with a plus-size women. It only proves they know how to cook.
But not too much plus; that proves I want them to share the food.
Posted by: Aaron at April 23, 2010 01:58 PM (XUIJ5)
Posted by: Ktnxbai at April 23, 2010 01:58 PM (Ci/ZR)
Posted by: Igoo From The Herculoids at April 23, 2010 05:56 PM
Follow me on Twitter and I'll make you my sex slave
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 23, 2010 01:59 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 02:01 PM (S1Ttj)
Well, if Slow Joe says I'll be back to work soon, I'll put in that order for the new Corvette
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2010 02:02 PM (sYxEE)
The bigger the better, as long as it's "firm" big. Yes, there is such a thing. Those women in the ads prove it. Love it!
Posted by: Chubby Chaser at April 23, 2010 02:03 PM (6SM1g)
Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 02:05 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Dianna at April 23, 2010 02:05 PM (qrFCz)
Biden sees up to 200,000 new U.S. jobs next month
WASHINGTON, April 23 (Reuters) - Vice President Joe Biden predicted on Friday the U.S. economy would create 100,000 to 200,000 jobs next month, with a rise to 250,000 to 500,000 jobs per month soon afterward, according to a press pool report.
"We caught a lot of bad breaks on the way down. We're going to catch a few good breaks because of good planning on the way up," Biden told a political fundraiser in Pittsburgh, the pool report said, as he hailed the Obama administration's recovery efforts.
"All in all, we're going to be creating somewhere between 100,000 and 200,000 jobs next month, I predict," Biden was quoted as saying, while acknowledging he "got in trouble" for a job growth prediction in March.
"Even some in the White House said 'Hey, don't get ahead of yourself.' Well I'm here to tell you some time in the next couple of months we're going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month."
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2010 02:06 PM (sYxEE)
If by looks odd you mean gives you a raging boner, I agree.
Posted by: Igoo From The Herculoids at April 23, 2010 06:03 PM (bLZ8Q)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Andi Sullyvin at April 23, 2010 02:07 PM (YVZlY)
we're going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month."
Unicorn handlers, no doubt.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 23, 2010 02:07 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: A lowly Aztec at April 23, 2010 02:07 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 23, 2010 02:08 PM (O2+lz)
Biden predicts massive hiring binge to come soon
Biden sees up to 200,000 new U.S. jobs next month
"We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." --BHO
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:09 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 02:09 PM (S1Ttj)
"Yeah, I know that's obvious, but there is some kind of societal/literary double standard about demure breasts being arty and big breasts being lurid and pornographic."
That's cuz all those artsy fartsy types are as ghey as Andrew Sullivan and they only get off to girls that look like young boys. And instead of admitting their gheyness they pretend it's arty or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2010 02:09 PM (T1boi)
Then I came to realize most waifish girls don't go for guys of my bulk.
Posted by: Scott J.It has something to do with that splat like a pike or squished like a bug, but more juicily thing.
Posted by: Dianna at April 23, 2010 02:09 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: A lowly Aztec at April 23, 2010 02:10 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at April 23, 2010 02:10 PM (3NFq/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:11 PM (RZ8pf)
Dianna, I didn't want to go there but, yeah, I often thought like Worf on TNG (not Worf of the White House) that I might "break them".
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:11 PM (NY7mQ)
Sales and income tax receipts to states keep shrinking, yet we're told we're in a rocketing recovery and hiring will commence any day now
Of course, wait for those "unexpected" drops in employment
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2010 02:12 PM (sYxEE)
So do you, PGIS.
In fact there seems to be a size disparity among the mornettes.
Not that I'm saying it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:12 PM (NY7mQ)
If you see them bulging while you're fucking them, then they're too skinny.
Posted by: Spitz512 at April 23, 2010 02:13 PM (XUIJ5)
What? No OT warning here? Oh, yeah, you're talking about Biden. Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 06:09 PM
The topic is large boobs. The bra fits Slow Joe
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2010 02:14 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:14 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: Aaron at April 23, 2010 02:14 PM (XUIJ5)
Thank you Scott J.! I think that the moronettes represent the full spectrum of beauty and boobage, there's a moronette that fits every moron's ideal around here.
(of course for some morons, the only ideal they have is that the woman is breathing and even for some that may remain optional...)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Drexl Spivey at April 23, 2010 02:15 PM (g4J4S)
Posted by: lauren at April 23, 2010 02:15 PM (oZ85o)
PGIS, actually were I single and wanting to date from within the mornette pool I would likely be paralized trying to make a choice.
You gals prove that conservative women are where it's at.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:16 PM (NY7mQ)
Hey!
Posted by: Moron Who Doth Protest Too Much at April 23, 2010 02:16 PM (O2+lz)
Finally a thread about breasts. Let's make this a trend.
Posted by: exceller at April 23, 2010 02:17 PM (Z7Znk)
Why are fat chick so good at oral sex? They have to be.
Well yes and skinny chicks are bad at it because they refuse to swallow because they don't want the extra calories...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2010 02:17 PM (i5wgG)
Posted by: Leonard Nemoy at April 23, 2010 02:17 PM (euuyg)
Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at April 23, 2010 02:17 PM (3NFq/)
Where have you been? Sooner or later they ALL end up about breasts.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 23, 2010 02:18 PM (O2+lz)
Posted by: Wearer of Non-Creased Pants at April 23, 2010 02:19 PM (gLNLT)
the only ideal they have is that the woman is breathing and even for some that may remain optional...
Fondness for tequila or Rumpleminz is good, too.
Posted by: Dang Straights at April 23, 2010 02:19 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: LtE113 (Mike in Chicago) at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (3NFq/)
Posted by: Rick at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (cC3jG)
This is clearly the most sobering issue of our time. Thank you Ace for bringing this to out attention. I will be doing all I can to help these woman cope with their problem. I report back soon with my research findings. Wish me luck.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (nQr2Q)
(of course for some morons, the only ideal they have is that the woman is breathing and even for some that may remain optional...)
Hey, don't knock the "cold Pack"! Not that I ever did of course..a friend did, and that sheep was askin' for it.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (i5wgG)
Or the One
Posted by: Kirstey Alley at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (sYxEE)
Hey! My last two girlfriends were breathers. Might've been the last three.
I'll try and remember and get back to you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 02:20 PM (P33XN)
I feel, since Kratos is probably right at this very moment losing his soul in California, that I must post a comment in his honor:
"What's the big deal? They are just flesh."
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:21 PM (RZ8pf)
*looks down at happy Ds*
Guess I'm illiterate.
Posted by: kevlarchick at April 23, 2010 05:23 PM (TNuqz)
I've met kevlarchick -- hehe.
Posted by: mesablue at April 23, 2010 02:22 PM (jc7YC)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:23 PM (kljgd)
Posted by: Guy Who Lost His Soul in California at April 23, 2010 02:23 PM (O2+lz)
"What's the big deal? They are just flesh."
So are our "guns" but sight of them freaks folks out too.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:23 PM (NY7mQ)
as my pops once said "Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride till someone sees you"
All my dad told me was to not have sex with any chick that had skid marks in her underwear.
Posted by: Soona' at April 23, 2010 02:24 PM (IUNEt)
Posted by: begerbilder at April 23, 2010 02:24 PM (S1Ttj)
I've always been more interested in a womans eyes than her breasts.
Ok, one more time w/o spittling on my keyboard.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2010 02:25 PM (i5wgG)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:27 PM (kljgd)
Closer to the topic- Is CNN still wondering why their ratings are dropping?
Posted by: rogerB at April 23, 2010 02:27 PM (U6Jgk)
Of course warnings to truck on down to the ER for erections lasting longer than 4 hours are safe for prime time.
Boobies. Not so much.
Posted by: TakeFive at April 23, 2010 02:28 PM (/3pxq)
To be perfectly accurate, they consist of flesh, fatty tissue, milk, uh, ducts, and large... mm... areolas of varying... ah, color and shape, capped by... uh... big... pointy... twistable... suckable... beautiful...
I'll be back in a little while.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 23, 2010 02:28 PM (O2+lz)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Big Boob PAC at April 23, 2010 02:29 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Wearer of Non-Creased Pants at April 23, 2010 02:29 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:29 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2010 02:31 PM (PQY7w)
ruin it for those of us who are smart, well endowed, and have good taste.-PgiS
Man, I was in love, until ya went and ruined it with the "good taste" shit. Damn. Another moronette off the list.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2010 02:31 PM (i5wgG)
146, WTF?
My wife is a wonderful mother and I love her dearly and would be thrilled if she surprised me by meeting me one day in a trench coat with nothing but frilly undies underneath.
One has no bearing on the other.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:32 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Eh...I can be on a plane to Seattle in an hour!!
too creepy?
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 02:32 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Dianna at April 23, 2010 02:32 PM (qrFCz)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 23, 2010 02:32 PM (2PTT7)
In the Valentine's Day episode of Modern Family Claire has nothing on under her raincoat when the tie gets caught in the escalator and all sorts of people they know are at the same hotel and keep stopping to talk to her while she's desperately trying to keep her coat closed. It was epically funny.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:33 PM (RZ8pf)
dumb_blonde, I understand how you feel. I don't know why enjoying wearing clothes that show off a bit of cleavage equates to slutty mcslutterson. But, as with anything some women definitely take it too far and ruin it for those of us who are smart, well endowed, and have good taste.
Hmm? Slutty's bad?
Posted by: Soona' at April 23, 2010 02:33 PM (IUNEt)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:34 PM (RZ8pf)
So round so firm so fully packed;
so complete from front to back;
and I'll be a son of a gun;
if it doesn't make my five o:clock shadow want to come around at one.
Of course that song was banned on the radio as well.
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2010 02:35 PM (QrA9E)
One of the most valuable boy/girl/relationship insights I was ever given was when a girlfriend told me how women always knew when their cleavage was visible and, as long as a guy at least pretended to look away and be decent about it after a moment, most of the time it was a (lack of a better word) compliment to the fellow that he'd been granted a glance.
Posted by: rogerB at April 23, 2010 02:35 PM (U6Jgk)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:36 PM (kljgd)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 23, 2010 06:32 PM (2PTT7)
Hey, WOW!...that happened to me! Twice!
Posted by: Cuntessa Brewer at April 23, 2010 02:36 PM (nQr2Q)
hutch1200, good taste in clothes, not necessarily in men-PGiS
Woo-Hoo. You're back on the "Must Stalk List"!
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2010 02:37 PM (i5wgG)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 23, 2010 02:37 PM (0q2P7)
Scott J., well maybe someday she'll surprise you at home that way. Or in another city where there's no chance anyone will know you!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:39 PM (kljgd)
white chick with big hooters? yeah, I'd hit it.
Posted by: Tiger at April 23, 2010 02:40 PM (A6JXc)
I know Dumb_Blonde, I was so pleasantly surprised by Modern Family, I thought it would be another one of the current crop of shows trashing the concept of family, but really the whole point of the show is how important family is and that no matter how much people screw up they are still your family and you love them and you help them out. The birthday party episode is probably one of the funniest sitcom episodes IÂ’ve seen in a long time.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Will be years from now, PGIS.
We have a 2 and 4 year old. The raciest our discussions get these days are if we both still have the energy to do the deed. We are perpetually exhausted.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:41 PM (NY7mQ)
Well Scott J., the good news is that most women get hornier the older they get.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 02:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ct. Von Orth at April 23, 2010 02:43 PM (0QJjg)
What restaurant is that at, and do I need reservations?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2010 02:44 PM (ZTsmq)
Meaning she's never done it? Maybe to settle the issue you should ask her if she WOULD do such a thing. If she answers by putting your face through a wall my point still stands, so nyah.
Posted by: Wearer of Non-Creased Pants at April 23, 2010 02:44 PM (gLNLT)
170, yeah. I've told her I've heard some switch turns ON at 40 and that I hope my libido of an 18 year old is still with me then.
Posted by: Scott J. at April 23, 2010 02:45 PM (NY7mQ)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 23, 2010 02:46 PM (Aq93A)
I am beginning to wonder if Ds are a conservative trait? Real ones, anyway. I have some too!
And I hate that shirts that are cute on less endowed girls make me look like a hooker (not a thai tranny one, though)
Posted by: susanita at April 23, 2010 02:46 PM (FPtHm)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 02:48 PM (MMgnj)
Then I'd cream her cornhole.
Posted by: Zombie Tupac Shakur's Putrid Dickblood at April 23, 2010 02:48 PM (Q6g4u)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:49 PM (kljgd)
I don't know how McRib is going to hold up against KFC's Krakken sandwich...
And the Layne Bryant model? yummy.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 23, 2010 02:50 PM (kay6f)
Posted by: Ct. Von Orth at April 23, 2010 02:52 PM (0QJjg)
Posted by: Annabelle at April 23, 2010 02:52 PM (tvBpQ)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 06:48 PM (MMgnj)
Sooo.....what makes the difference? Kleenex?
Posted by: Soona' at April 23, 2010 02:52 PM (IUNEt)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 02:54 PM (MMgnj)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:56 PM (kljgd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2010 02:56 PM (zgZzy)
I hate the Whoopie Goldberg pee commercial and that commercial where some lady is giving out samples of laxatives to random strangers so they can become regular again.
Well, Depends™.
Posted by: Ct. Von Orth at April 23, 2010 02:56 PM (0QJjg)
Maybe, then, not gross incompetence but an appreciation of the stronger narrative in the parody is what prompted the CNN editors to select it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2010 02:56 PM (ZTsmq)
Posted by: UGrev at April 23, 2010 02:57 PM (862vz)
and that commercial where some lady is giving out samples of laxatives to random strangers so they can become regular again.
Hey! I got down and kissed her feet.
Posted by: Soona' at April 23, 2010 02:57 PM (IUNEt)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 02:58 PM (MMgnj)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 02:58 PM (kljgd)
http://tinyurl.com/yhqzchb
Posted by: MrCaniac at April 23, 2010 02:59 PM (Vol3D)
"I suspect she's the type that takes off work because her mother died, and then calls back to say she has to take more time off because her sister's mother died, too."
Hey, if you're in the SEIU the Govenrment pays you double when that happens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2010 03:00 PM (T1boi)
Boobies = Fat;
Breast formation in females depends on a number of factors. The two main one you can control are, nutrition during adolescence and quantity of body fat. Fatty carb rich diets during the female adolescence ensure proper exposure to female developmental hormones that cause breast formation. Inadequate caloric and/or fat intake triggers a sort of human "starving" condition which retards formation of child bearing capability in females including breasts. Hence why gymnasts look like oversized 12 year olds. The point is, typically, the low carb, vegan, starve yourself for the petite look, diet that is so much the rage on the left, is your worst enemy if you want big boobs.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 23, 2010 03:01 PM (0q2P7)
Small-breasted women who are nicely in shape are fabulous to look at. So are large-breated women who are nicely in shape.
I'm seeing a trend here.
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:01 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 07:02 PM (MMgnj)
Eh me too.
Posted by: creepy ogler guy at April 23, 2010 03:05 PM (nQr2Q)
Depending exactly on who Dan is, I can.
And we appreciate it.
Posted by: Worldwide Association of Dans at April 23, 2010 03:06 PM (O2+lz)
OT: The elites are going batshit crazy over the Arizona bill. Non-stop coverage on CNN since the signing.
The elites are not happy about what happened today. Someone make more diversity movies with rainbows and smiling faces, stat!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 03:06 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:06 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: pitythefool at April 23, 2010 03:09 PM (QhQJk)
O/T just got an e-mail blast from recently Newtered Gingrich's American Solutions:
On Monday we may see a new gas tax introduced by Senators Graham, Kerry, and Lieberman as part of the energy and climate legislation they have been working on together the last several months.
Earlier this week we asked your fellow American Solutions members in South Carolina to call Senator Graham's office and ask him not to introduce new gas taxes. Many of them reported back that Senator Graham's staff responded by saying that Senator Graham does not support new gas taxes and doesn't have any plans to introduce new gas taxes.
We hope that is true and that Senator Graham, along with Senators Kerry and Lieberman, has indeed changed his mind. If so, it would likely be due in large part to the many American Solutions calls.
But we remain skeptical. We are concerned that the legislation we expect to see Monday will nevertheless contain new gas taxes. For the last several weeks it has been widely reported in the media that the legislation will contain new taxes on gas, diesel, and other transportation fuels. These will be assessed in the form of a fee or other costs imposed on oil companies, which will then be passed on to consumers in the form of higher gas prices.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 03:09 PM (nQr2Q)
Nothin wrong with teh plus girls. I'll take buxom and happy over skinny angry cunt any day.
Posted by: MelodicMetal at April 23, 2010 05:52 PM (x4S2a)
Damn right. I'll take (and have on many occasions) a chubby girl over some skinny uptight b*tch any day. And having had girls of all shapes and sizes, I have to say that my all-around best good times have been with the plus size girls.
And anyone who does not like that sentiment can KISS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS!!!!!
(Been a long day)
Posted by: Cave Bear at April 23, 2010 03:09 PM (WmZrs)
OT: The elites are going batshit crazy over the Arizona bill. Non-stop coverage on CNN since the signing.
The elites are not happy about what happened today. Someone make more diversity movies with rainbows and smiling faces, stat!
No shit, and it's a pretty milquetoast bill. It only mimics what's already in the Federal statute, but not enforced. Brewer's signing speech bent over backwards to ensure there would be no racial profiling.
If they were serious about cleaning up the crimmigration problem, they would have made being a crimmigrant a primary offense. It's not. You have to break the law in some other way before the cops can deport your crimmigrant ass.
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:10 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: Richard Blower at April 23, 2010 03:10 PM (6SM1g)
OT: The elites are going batshit crazy over the Arizona bill. Non-stop coverage on CNN since the signing.
The elites are not happy about what happened today. Someone make more diversity movies with rainbows and smiling faces, stat!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 07:06 PM (P33XN)
Rioting and vandalism in 3...2...
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 03:11 PM (nQr2Q)
It's not really about big-breasted women, though. It's about CNN, "The Most Trusted Name In News, I Swear, No, Really" accidentally playing a parody video instead of the real thing.
Posted by: Moron Nation at April 23, 2010 03:11 PM (ZTsmq)
Posted by: some goo at April 23, 2010 03:14 PM (nQr2Q)
They are rioting in the streets of Arizona and all you morons are concerned about are big titties?? WTF!!! is the matter w/you people?
Why do you think men come together to create government? It's in order to get the prime plush, of course.
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:16 PM (FjC5u)
Small-breasted women who are nicely in shape are fabulous to look at. So are large-breated women who are nicely in shape.
I'm seeing a trend here.
No way. Bigger is better!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 23, 2010 03:17 PM (0q2P7)
They are rioting in the streets of Arizona and all you morons are concerned about are big titties?? WTF!!! is the matter w/you people?
Do any of the rioters have big tits?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 23, 2010 03:18 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:18 PM (FjC5u)
Yeah, I see that now. I'm not one of those guys who buys Playboy to read the articles and I should read this post more closely.
Posted by: pitythefool at April 23, 2010 03:21 PM (QhQJk)
And seriously, I find the Lane Bryant ladies FAR more attractive than the Victoria's Secret chicks. I'd totally go gay for a Crystal Renn, Christina Hendricks, or Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: CMS2004 at April 23, 2010 03:22 PM (DlVI/)
They are rioting in the streets of Arizona and all you morons are concerned about are big titties?? WTF!!! is the matter w/you people?
Do any of the rioters have big tits?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 23, 2010 07:18 PM (plsiE)
You not listening to me. Open up your fucking eyes!!11!! We need purity in our party!! The rinos are the problem not tits!
Posted by: some goo at April 23, 2010 03:23 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:24 PM (FjC5u)
"smart, well endowed, and have good taste." -PGiS
You forgot the most important trait in a moronette...low standards.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 23, 2010 03:24 PM (d7k0J)
Pulling a Dumb Blonde- *looks down* learns that I isnt shmart.
This reminds me of the Aussie porn thread awhile back...We discussed how the majority of us moronettes were definately past the A cup qualifier.
That chick in the commercial is hot. Can we please do away with the Sarah Jessica Parker coat hanger look now, pleeeeease????
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed dog whisperer at April 23, 2010 03:24 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: CMS2004 at April 23, 2010 07:22 PM (DlVI/)
Newsletter? pics? DVD?
please!
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 03:25 PM (nQr2Q)
Unless the asterisks are filled with "Bacon Shortage" than I submit you have your priorities way out of order.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 23, 2010 03:25 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 23, 2010 03:28 PM (yfJ6g)
What's not to love? Dan can rot in hell; I'm smitten.
Posted by: SDH at April 23, 2010 03:29 PM (s6TH7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 23, 2010 03:29 PM (PQY7w)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2010 03:29 PM (FjC5u)
Posted by: CMS2004 at April 23, 2010 03:29 PM (DlVI/)
Unless the asterisks are filled with "Bacon Shortage" than I submit you have your priorities way out of order.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 23, 2010 07:25 PM (0q2P7)
Heh.. check out the hash at 230 & 234
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 03:30 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 03:30 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 03:32 PM (kljgd)
M80's, I can pretty much guarantee you you'll never get called a nasty word here.
You might get a few probing and extremely interested questions, of course.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 23, 2010 03:34 PM (O2+lz)
REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 23, 2010 03:35 PM (Y9u7C)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 03:36 PM (MMgnj)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 23, 2010 03:37 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 07:36 PM (MMgnj)
The fact that this comment was posted by someone named "Ginger" has given me happy pants. I admit it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 23, 2010 03:39 PM (Y9u7C)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 03:41 PM (MMgnj)
Which is why I opened "Dr. Morgenholz's Breast Evaluation Centre". (The Brit spelling gets more upper middle class MILFs into the van.)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 23, 2010 03:41 PM (Y9u7C)
Au contraire.
Posted by: Tile at April 23, 2010 03:42 PM (Y9u7C)
"And if you don't believe check the yahoo group..."
Look, would you just post a link already? It's Friday and I dont't want to register for anything else. Why must I always have to work for it? Can't I have some tittilation for free?
Posted by: TakeFive at April 23, 2010 03:42 PM (/3pxq)
Great Ginger, now the morons are going to want to add a “boob crushing a can” competition to the moron meet-up…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 23, 2010 03:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 03:47 PM (MMgnj)
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go take another break.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 23, 2010 03:47 PM (O2+lz)
Hey, she's super hot, and Lane Bryant got tons of attention for free. Good for them.
But a lot of people want their kids to watch the news. Obviously those folks will be more conservative, too. I am tired of all the slutty crap I see on TV all the time. Let the market decide. Fox doesn't want millions of people changing the channel when their kids see some slutty babe.
Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at April 23, 2010 03:48 PM (dUOK+)
Ahhh, the wonders of Match Game. I was but a wee lad back in the 1970s, but I learned a lot about life (ahem) from that show.
Man, they used to have that on in the afternoon!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2010 03:56 PM (P33XN)
Scissors. Man-card. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 23, 2010 03:58 PM (Y9u7C)
I always get a little antsy when talk turns to how fat MeggyMac is. I am the same height and weight as Miss Rhino.
Also a bleached blond, not a ginger.
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at April 23, 2010 03:59 PM (S3xX1)
The Newlywed Game was far superior for the education of this blossoming moron, which is probably why it was banned by my parents, Ozzie, Harriet, and Belt. But mostly Belt.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 23, 2010 04:00 PM (Y9u7C)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 04:00 PM (MMgnj)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 04:00 PM (kljgd)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron and Retired Squid at April 23, 2010 04:04 PM (VeO75)
I always get a little antsy when talk turns to how fat MeggyMac is. I am the same height and weight as Miss Rhino.
Also a bleached blond, not a ginger.
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at April 23, 2010 07:59 PM (S3xX1)
Its not her looks, most of us morons would hit it. Its her politics that make her the target of ridicule. She's hawt as I'm sure you are too Di!
Conservative wimmins are da bomb.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2010 04:06 PM (nQr2Q)
It's a wonderful world.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron and Retired Squid at April 23, 2010 04:06 PM (VeO75)
Who knows? Maybe it could go viral like the YouTube "Downfall" parodies.
Posted by: Doc Rochester at April 23, 2010 04:15 PM (EbqGL)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 23, 2010 04:17 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: SuperCool at April 23, 2010 04:27 PM (DRsTV)
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at April 23, 2010 04:27 PM (S3xX1)
Who is that model? I need a new wallpaper.
Posted by: Dork B. at April 23, 2010 04:36 PM (Fcwgq)
gigling, does this mean my Bs are "in again" ? snort
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 04:56 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 04:57 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Ginger at April 23, 2010 08:00 PM (MMgnj)
i agree
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 04:58 PM (7FgWm)
Not me. I'm a DD with blonde hair. And if you don't believe check the yahoo group. Not nice to call people liars indiscriminately.
Since I'm friends on FB with Di Butler, Miss880B and PGiS I can attest that they, also, are being truthful.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 23, 2010 07:32 PM (kljgd)
tee hee, dumb blonde is awesome,(Truth) and funny too!
although i can't say that as an internet chatter , that is 5'1 black haired , green eyd and size b. stop being silly.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 05:02 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 05:04 PM (7FgWm)
gigling, does this mean my Bs are "in again" ? snort
You'll have to let me see them before I can answer that.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 23, 2010 05:05 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Morons Everywhere at April 23, 2010 05:11 PM (O2+lz)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2010 05:19 PM (7FgWm)
Damn... Ashley Graham is fine looking.. and from Brooklyn too.... I'd walk 20 miles on my hands and knees just to suck the lug nuts off of the laundry truck that brings her panties to the cleaners.
I'm sure Zero, Lugosi & Wread will engineer a legislative fix to ensure the politically correct portrayal of women as heroin addicts... despite the fact that the Wooki's ass is composed of Enteman's donuts. We need to put a stop to the plus size revolt thing right now.
Does anyone really watch ABC?... they have crappy ratings... Lane Bryant should have gone to Fox in the first place.... 24, Fringe, Idol & Glee is where the money is at.
More plus size ads please.... thank you.
Posted by: Last Conservative In Brooklyn at April 23, 2010 05:21 PM (7uAeI)
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at April 23, 2010 08:27 PM (S3xX1)
A chick can be screwed by a donkey?
Posted by: Aaron at April 23, 2010 05:24 PM (XUIJ5)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 23, 2010 05:52 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: ipw533 at April 23, 2010 07:01 PM (re+VJ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2010 07:32 PM (1OIFn)
I watched it again.
No, my pants are still zipped.
But that doesn't mean that I'm not thinking about the entire cast of that piece and five 55gal drums of baby oil.
That'd be almost as good as watching Barbara Boxer thrown out on her ass.
Oops. Tactical error. Mention Boxer in same comment as baby oil. The moment's gone.
Posted by: mrkwong at April 23, 2010 09:08 PM (G8Eo0)
Posted by: The X-Files too loony for TV at April 24, 2010 02:33 AM (ITzbJ)
Anybody notice that the whole "Women larger than a size 7 should be invisible like a woman in downtown Tehran" thing goes hand-in-hand with the whole "children are unnecessary and hurt the planet" movement that tells women that to have a career, they need to ditch the family and traditional roles? Why are they pushing the whole skinny and childless thing so hard these days? (What happened to "I can bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan....")
Oh, that's right, because who needs family when you have Obambi and the socialist state care for you in your old age, right? Thoughts?
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