What a bunch of clowns.  This is par for the course though.  Everyone knew this would be their play.

500k, and I'm sticking with it.  Possibly higher.

this shouldnt surprise anyone. I was once in my doc's office, this was in 2008, and the CNN commentator was doing an electoral map counting, and when it came to Hawaii.... the commentator had no clue where it was.

Sad. Very sad.  So glad I cancelled CNN from my satellite dish.

Hey you, you seemed to have made it in one piece.

How was your cross-country voyage? No speeding tickets I hope!

21 they forgot the "H" at the end of Sarah. That is HUGE this story is even bigger than the 2 blacks gus in PA one of whom had a wooden stick. Will there be a CNN cover up ?

There's a black gus in PA?  Is Guy Ritchie one of them?  No wait, he's not black.

Imbecile.

Posted by: denny crane at August 28, 2010 08:34 PM (I+7Zv)

Seriously dude, you don't have to apologize or get defensive for every single libtard fuck-up.  It's okay to laugh at the mistakes your own side makes.

You also left out that she was a vice-presidential candidate, not a presidential candidate.

It's okay to laugh at the mistakes your own side makes.

Like nominating Barack Obama, for example.

Dear Santa,

I've been very good this year.

I don't ask for much. All I want for Christmas this year is for the two harmless black gentlemen that Denny Crane likes so much to move next door to him. Oh and if they can greet him every morning with their 'wooded sticks' that would be the best case scenario. Thanks, Santa!

Say 'hi' to Mrs. Claus

xoxo,

LU

Posted by: Ben at August 28, 2010 08:44 PM (DKV43)

1973 was the end of the Vietnam War. Some of us are still touchy about it.

Hey you, you seemed to have made it in one piece.

How was your cross-country voyage? No speeding tickets I hope!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 08:38 PM (7660O)

I can't say I'm happy about your home state along I70.  I got into rush hour in Columbus, and dealt with a few dumbasses who liked to hang out in the left lane.

Thought of you when I saw all those Ohio plates.  Not in a weird perverted way or anything. Heh.

No tickets, pretty uneventful.  Just worn out from kickin it, DC protest style.

Thanks for askin.

1973 was the end of the Vietnam War. Some of us are still touchy about it.

ahh i see. I like most people I consider 1975 the official end, but you're right.

I assumed it was some sort of protest sign that was referencing something else.

Posted by: CraigC at August 28, 2010 08:42 PM (JVlrX)

Yeah that explains miss spelling her name and saying she ran for president. I see it clearly now.

Posted by: Ben at August 28, 2010 08:44 PM (DKV43)

--About that "Dream vs. Nightmare" banner: I can see MLK is the Dream, but who is supposed to be the Nightmare?

Posted by: Paris Hilton at August 28, 2010 08:45 PM (BP6Z1)

44  You should have told me your were driving through Columbus-I would have met you for a beer or something. Well not beer if you were driving.

Not sure if 70 is anything like 75 but did you notice all the f*$%ing construction and stimulus signs everywhere??

I honestly think they think if they dump a bunch of $$$ here being a swingstate that will in one some way help. They must have put Biden in charge of that part--everyone I know is beyond pissed about the construction nightmares.

They could replace the entire CNN staff with one gibbon and a tape deck.

I'm not doing that!!!

Not sure if 70 is anything like 75 but did you notice all the f*$%ing construction and stimulus signs everywhere??

Yeah, got backed up in a couple construction zones.  Seems like I saw alot of young college aged drivers in Columbus as well.  For obvious reasons.

You are to the south right?  Like closer to Cincy?

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at August 28, 2010 08:47 PM (Do52

That isn't the point. We as a country left alot of people to be slaughtered in 1973, ones we worked with, depended on and knew.

speaking of nam robtr, i saw a funny bumper sticker on the road today

"I was a Vietnam Vet before it was cool"

57  Yep but I work more north.

Cincy is part of the tri-state--SW part of Ohio that's basically part of KY and IN as well.

So did you actually move or are you in DC with a  moving truck??

That's some serious commitment!

So did you actually move or are you in DC with a  moving truck??

I own a truck.  I'm buying new furniture, so I didn't have to haul much.  What's left I'm storing in Denver for the time being.  I'll bring it out later.

----------------

As we will do in Afghanistan.. because we should no longer be there, IMHO.

That says nothing about how we honor our men an women in uniform, however.  Not putting them into harm's way for lost/pointless causes would be the way to honor them in my book.

What part of SC are you moving to again?

Besides Vic, are there any other SC morons? I know Girl Thursday who sometimes pops in is in NC but that's all I can think of.

Anybody got some good herbs?

Thinking about smokin drinkin my way out.

As we will do in Afghanistan.. because we should no longer be there, IMHO.

That says nothing about how we honor our men an women in uniform, however.  Not putting them into harm's way for lost/pointless causes would be the way to honor them in my book.

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at August 28, 2010 08:57 PM (Do52

--Isn't it funny that pummeling the shit out of countries for unconditional surrender and waiting until afterward to give a damn about "hearts and minds" until afterward got us peaceful, representative democracies in German, Italy and Japan?

Besides Vic, are there any other SC morons? I know Girl Thursday who sometimes pops in is in NC but that's all I can think of.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 08:58 PM (7660O)

Thanks forgetting me.

Fuck you, get cancer and die!

Or since it was on CNN, they figured "if a fuckup is done on CNN, did it make a sound?"

Yeah, it's not as if anyone saw it live.

Isn't it funny that pummeling the shit out of countries for unconditional surrender and waiting until afterward to give a damn about "hearts and minds" until afterward got us peaceful, representative democracies in German, Italy and Japan?

Can we do that to Detroit and San Francisco? 

*scratches head*

What did I miss prof?? I thought were your north of the border.

What part of SC are you moving to again?

Besides Vic, are there any other SC morons? I know Girl Thursday who sometimes pops in is in NC but that's all I can think of.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 08:58 PM (7660O)

Charleston. 

Well Will Folks, epic Moron is from there.  Lets see....Jane Doh is from there and still has relatives there. 

Umm...I could swear I'm missing someone, but I can't think of any right now.  A few from NC of course.

Vic is the Michael Corleone of Morons in SC.

I'm hoping I can be Johnny Fontaine or something.

*scratches head*

What did I miss prof?? I thought were your north of the border.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:02 PM (7660O)

--See #78

Posted by: Matt_X at August 28, 2010 09:01 PM (BP6Z1)

lol

I actually remembered.  Wasn't sure anyone else would so I went with Will Folks instead.

Go Cocks!

Go Cocks!

Thank you, thank you!

As we will do in Afghanistan.. because we should no longer be there, IMHO.

Yeah, well occupying a country and enlisting help from the poplulation isn't something we should be doing if we don't plan on keeping them safe. Soldiers leaving Vietnam wasn't the problem IMO, we went further than that though. No aircover, no ammunition, no spare parts for the equipment we left, no money to pay their soldiers.

83  No when did you move?

Delta, Charleston is be-u-t-ful! You're lucky.

89 i will give cnn credit, i think they covered the rally more than fox did.

Really?  That's a frakkin' disgrace.

I'd go to bed at nine if I were Vic too. He's an early riser!

I know if I had insomnia I could get up and talk to him at 4am!

The other night, Vic was wakin up when I was ready to go to bed.  Gotta love that.  Won't happen anymore though now that we share the same time zone. 

Posted by: Ben at August 28, 2010 09:05 PM (DKV43)

Maybe the Luffah felt threatened.

Oh this is rich.

(sorry for the picture! woof!)

Oh this is rich.

(sorry for the picture! woof!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:17 PM (7660O)

This is what happens when the inner ugly shows through...

Woof is right.  DWS doesn't play west of what, Schenectady?

Just a curious observation:

Seeing that so many in the MFM were able to discern that the crowd at the Beck rally was “predominately white”, they must have gotten pretty close to make that determination one would think. If they were that close, how come they couldn't tell how many people were there? At least make a relatively reasonable estimate.

And, another cynical note: Since they were able to discern that the crowd was predominately white, they obviously noted that there were people of other ethnicities at the rally. My guess therefore, given the accuracy of their crowd size estimate, was that the number of 'other than white' people there was substantially higher than one would guess from their use of the word predominately.

Oh this is rich.

(sorry for the picture! woof!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:17 PM (7660O)

You are one . . . ugly . . . motherfucker

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:23 PM (icVev)

Yankee!

Isn't there a Steeler bar in MB?

I've got a relative from Harrisburg in MB.  Alot of PA/ NJ/ NY transplants there.

I wasn't home today. I have no way if there oh-so-powerful grassroots retards came knocking on my door.

We had a ton leading up the '08 election. The funny thing--they were all collij kids that had taken a week or two off from classes to come to canvass in Ohio. No local people--ACORN probably couldn't pay the locals so they had to bring in the collij idjits.

When they'd pass out literature I'd ask if Obama's transcripts was included. All I got in return were blank stares.

You are one . . . ugly . . . motherfucker

Hey now, you better be talking about the Wasserman-Schultz dude!

My 90 year old grandmother, life long Democrat, still gets all the progressive pukes mailing, calling, and knocking.  She hasn't voted for a Dim at the state or national level in at least 30 years.

She's stubborn though. Won't change her voter ID. 

My 90 year old grandmother, life long Democrat, still gets all the progressive pukes mailing, calling, and knocking.  She hasn't voted for a Dim at the state or national level in at least 30 years.

She's stubborn though. Won't change her voter ID. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt in DC at August 28, 2010 09:30 PM (ay2fa)

--Good, then she's diverting some of their resources.

I like her ways. . .

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:31 PM (7660O)

--Carib beer and vodka/coke.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:31 PM (7660O)

Laphroaig

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:28 PM (icVev)

Yeah, I like MB.  Better beaches.  Not far from where I'll be.  Just like to avoid the tourist traps like Broadway at the Beach.  I was there around spring break and felt out of my element.  Had been a long time since I was at a Senor Frogs.

I like Market Common alot.  On the old AF base.

Oh I guess I'm the boring one tonight with water and lemon!

Victory Hop Devil

Florida morons--you got to go to the Cock&Bull off 75 in Sarasota, they have like 600 beers there. For Florida, that's a bounty.

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:28 PM

There are steeler bars everywhere.  I remember watching a Steeler playoff game in Palm Springs and it was like I was in Pittsburgh.

Oh this is rich.

(sorry for the picture! woof!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:17 PM (7660O) __________________________________________________

Gene Wilder looks terrible.

119 Has anyone seen the picture of the tatooed girl with a bandana over her face and shitty clothes with the sign "why are you afraid of me?" (Because you look like a meth freak? How's that? ). It was on the freeper live thread.

Isn't is precious how these scrotes are so brave with their signs and their anarchy that they have to cover their faces so mommy doesn't find out?

Oh this is rich.

(sorry for the picture! woof!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:17 PM (7660O)

I'd hit it.  Oh, wait...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:35 PM (zgZzy)

--I was shocked when I saw the first commercial for that.

I love their ice cream, but iced tea?  Geez

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:31 PM (7660O)

A couple shots of Jack.  Very nice.  Bought it an Union Station.  Virginia has ABC stores.  Not very easy to find. 

Delta, how did your parking etc. go? I stayed on the phone with my friends there all day. It was killing me. (son's football game and mom's 89th birthday).

Posted by: dagny at August 28, 2010 09:31 PM (hL2kL)

I went ahead and parked at Union Station.  Took a cab to the LM.  So you went?  Nice.  Where were you sitting?

@logprof

Good point.  They will never convert my stubborn old granny.  Let em waste time and money.

even the swamps look picturesque.

Heh. You should for the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: CraigC at August 28, 2010 09:29 PM (JVlrX)

Ha, sure. Blame in on the poor schmuck who typed in what he/she was handed and not on the editors or layers and layers of fact checkers.

I would just say that if you are going to call yourself a news organization and you are going to put information out on national television maybe someone should be in charge that makes sure the info is correct.

It might require someone from a "high level" to do their fricking job.

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:37 PM (icVev)

I wish Columbia was closer to the Appalachian Trail, though.

I love their ice cream, but iced tea?  Geez

Elixir of the gods, man.  It's surprisingly good.

Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea

Man the not-diet shit is straight sugar. When I was on the state crew in Cumberland County everybody drank that.

Elixir of the gods, man.  It's surprisingly good.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:40 PM (zgZzy)

--Well, we'll have to see how it mixes with rum or vodka.

Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea . . . I'm at work.

That's okay---they're all drinking for you by proxy.

Vodka/sprite, because I ran out of tonic.  Still 87º outside, too hot for bourbon or slivovitz

Yeah, admit it. You're out of Sprite, too!

A couple shots of Jack

I'll poke you in a couple hours to see if you're still conscious!

I wish Columbia was closer to the Appalachian Trail, though.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at August 28, 2010 09:39 PM (BP6Z1)

Don't you mean Argentina?

He should what for the CoC?

Why are you expecting cohernet sentences from me on a Saturday night? That's a lot to ask.

Man the not-diet shit is straight sugar. When I was on the state crew in Cumberland County everybody drank that.

After a while, the Diet tastes really sweet, too.  But it's all I drink (besides water).  The regular, as you said, is sweeter than Perez Hilton.

Well, we'll have to see how it mixes with rum or vodka.

Now you're talking!

@dang straights

You ain't drinking that shit you took a pic of the other night are ya?

@lacey

Naw, only a couple shots.  I still might want to go out and make some bad decisions.

Naw, only a couple shots.  I still might want to go out and make some bad decisions.

Smelt, go up to a babe, lick your finger, touch her shoulder, and say, "How about we get out of these wet clothes?"

You aren't even drinking!

I know. _{damn it.}

Smelt, go up to a babe, lick your finger, touch her shoulder, and say, "How about we get out of these wet clothes?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:44 PM (zgZzy)

No, no, no. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby, want to see the ceiling of the Oval Office?"

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at August 28, 2010 09:44 PM (m05sQ)

--I have always been curious how a "hard" Arnold Palmer would taste.  At the local LC they had samples of the Jack iced tea, so I was halfway there. . . .

No, no, no. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby, want to see the ceiling of the Oval Office?"

"Polling the electorate" again, Bill?

Smelt, go up to a babe, lick your finger, touch her shoulder, and say, "How about we get out of these wet clothes?"

Don't.

Smelt, go up to a babe, lick your finger, touch her shoulder, and say, "How about we get out of these wet clothes?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:44 PM (zgZzy)

lol

Aight.  Can you promise me your fellow officers will be ok with it?

I should probably just stay here and tease Rum about her mouse fetish.

Naw, only a couple shots.  I still might want to go out and make some bad decisions.

Well today was National Teabagger Day in DC, right??

_{Wait, what??}

Smelt, go up to a babe, lick your finger, touch her shoulder, and say, "How about we get out of these wet clothes?"

Aight.  Can you promise me your fellow officers will be ok with it?

Alright with it?  It is my partner's classic line!  And it works for the bastard.  He's quite the man-whore if he does say so himself.

Posted by: Libtard Sluts

Well, he did say 'bad decision' after all.

Well today was National Teabagger Day in DC, right??

_{Wait, what??}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 28, 2010 09:47 PM (7660O)

Speechless.  For the sake of comity, the good of the country, and because this isn't the ONT, I will refrain from telling you about my tea bagging in DC today.

Sick.  I'm appalled.  Ashamed.  I denounce you.

fuck guinness and anything that looks like it, that shit is for the birds.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright with it?  It is my partner's classic line!  And it works for the bastard.  He's quite the man-whore if he does say so himself.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:48 PM (zgZzy)

Hmm.  I need to get up to Philly and meet this guy.  Sounds like a true Moron.  In the best sense of the word.

Posted by: curious at August 28, 2010 09:32 PM (p302b)

I did! Pulled pork barbque with two sauces for the family civil war (NC and Memphis). Farm fresh corn and cantelopes, baked beans, cole slaw, beer and chocolate cake. And some weird purple tomatoes.

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:49 PM (icVev)

--FYI, a lot of Guinness now is brewed in the States.

"Polling the electorate" again, Bill?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:46 PM (zgZzy)

Apparently, it leans a bit to the left today.

Hahaha, another Pres. Shankapotomous riding a bike pic on Drudge.

It's hard to imagine someone so retarded looking has the ability to f*$^ the country up so badly.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 28, 2010 09:53 PM (l0LMD)

I totally prefer the Belgian equivalent of Budweiser over the American version. Can you imagine? Some people drink beers made in America!

Oh, and FUCK YOU if drinking foreign beer is a purity test now.  Fuck you deep and hard.

I'm not a beer snob.  I just love Guinness and not much else.  Most of my friends despise it, but that's just more for me.

Posted by: skr8 outta at August 28, 2010 09:53 PM (icVev)

--I'll admit I don;t like the taste of Guinness much myself (I'm not a coffee drinker), but I'll pass on the Bud for a Moose Head any time.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 28, 2010 09:53 PM (l0LMD)

What kind of gas milage did your Volvo get on the way to NC?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:55 PM (zgZzy)

Love Guinness.  Not a huge beer guy though.  For all of the calorie counters out there, it's pretty low.

Hmm, now I am in the mood to partake in a festive beverage or two.

BRB for the ONT (umm, that's your cue, maet or whomever!)

I'm not a beer snob.  I just love Guinness and not much else.  Most of my friends despise it, but that's just more for me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 28, 2010 09:55 PM (zgZzy)

Guiness stout rocks.  It rocks even more when you drink it in a London pub along Fleet Street in the late afternoon when all the solicitors and barristers are getting off work.  Atmosphere, and all that.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 28, 2010 09:58 PM (l0LMD)

Yeah actually, not alot though.

let the aliens or whatever drink the hell out of it...

So, hypothetically speaking of course, would it be better to have our aliens drunk or sober?

Cicero - Or during a football match.  Being the custom and all.

Guiness stout rocks.  It rocks even more when you drink it in a London pub along Fleet Street in the late afternoon when all the solicitors and barristers are getting off work.  Atmosphere, and all that.

Anyone riding a motorcycle can go fuck themselves with a cactus.

Posted by: Mayor John Rhodes at August 28, 2010 09:40 PM (uCjoj)

Me and a few friends would like to invite you to express those sentiments to our faces.

Posted by: curious at August 28, 2010 10:05 PM (p302b)

Of course not.

I'm just saying the MLK's message belongs to black Americans only. He would have wanted it like that.

Posted by: curious at August 28, 2010 10:09 PM (p302b)

Here's a great WSJ piece by James Taranto that will dispel any remaining idea that our "elites" share the same basic values and love of country as we have.  Definitely worth a read.  http://tinyurl.com/2aespxn

Yeah actually, not alot though.

Posted by: robtr at August 28, 2010 10:00 PM (fwSHf)

I lost 3 spleens in 'Nam.

Posted by: Andy at August 28, 2010 10:08 PM (pRbtk)

No kidding.  Stop punching down Moe Rons!!!!

Gaskets are blowing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at August 28, 2010 10:06 PM (7+pP9)

I still can't tell when deranged leftwing basket cases blow their gaskets.  I have no doubt you are correct though.  They can't stand that people are mobilizing in an obvious way against them

Taking to the streets, marching, rallying, holding signs etc is suppose to be their domain.  They are getting beat at their own game and they don't like it.  Very threatening for them.

Posted by: Ad rem at August 28, 2010 08:37 PM (pGhqT)

Morning Morons; I'm back.

What is shitty is that CNN is on the "standard" tier for all of the providers. Fox is on the middle tier. If you want Fox Business you have to go to the high tier.

God I hate the shitty tier system. What we need is a "cafeteria" system where you get to order a certain number of non-premium channels and you pick what you want from the total list. I have a feeling that if they did that some of these idgits like CNN and MSNBC would go out of business.

Posted by: Ben at August 28, 2010 08:44 PM (DKV43)

Not that anyone will see this but am pretttyyy sure that one's talking about the legalization of abortion that year.