April 18, 2010
— Pixy Misa Hi everyone. If you were awake for some reason and noticed the downtime, that was us moving to our new server, which is even shinier than our previous new server.
I emailed Ace to let him know it was happening today, not realising he was taking a few days off. Sorry about that!
Server specs by request:
Dual Xeon 5670 (total 12 x 2.93GHz cores)
24GB ECC Registered RAM
Adaptec 5805 RAID controller with battery backup
3 x 2TB disks, RAID-5
3 x 32GB Intel Enterprise SSDs, RAID-5
2 x Gbit ethernet - 1 for the the private network, 1 for the internet link (yep, we have a full gigabit link to the internet)
Dual (redundant) power supplies
Running CentOS 5.4, latest OpenVZ and CPanel
The server is upgradeable to 12 disks total and 144GB of RAM.
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Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 02:55 AM (48sSA)
Posted by: Grimmy at April 18, 2010 02:57 AM (ffJUf)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 02:59 AM (48sSA)
Dear Diary,,
(Sigh),, I'm sick and tired of everyone talking behind my back, calling me a wimpy effeminate man so I decided to put some manly shop tools in the White House basement where I could exhibit my masculine mastery of fabrication, auto repair and in depth home improvement. Here's what I've learned so far;
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench at the speed of light . Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, Oh sh*t...
SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle, It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.
BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet metal into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.
PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.
UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
SON OF A B*TCH TOOL: (A personal favorite!!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling SON OF A B*TCH at the top of your lungs, just as your in-laws or any impressionable children walk through the door. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Til next time Dear Diary,,
Barry
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at April 18, 2010 03:00 AM (PNXim)
Posted by: dr kill at April 18, 2010 03:05 AM (w9bVp)
So say something funny about us.
thanks, have a good day.
p.s. What are you wearing?
Posted by: robotgossip at April 18, 2010 03:07 AM (EiH7n)
Posted by: insomniac at April 18, 2010 03:08 AM (sGaoh)
Posted by: dbluteaeff at April 18, 2010 03:09 AM (vEgwj)
Posted by: Barry at April 18, 2010 03:14 AM (Pkzs3)
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at April 18, 2010 03:17 AM (PNXim)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 03:17 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 03:19 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed dog whisperer at April 18, 2010 03:23 AM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 03:28 AM (QrA9E)
/Wish Ace would have warned us, but there's no use in crying over spilled milk.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 18, 2010 03:32 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 03:33 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: smart consumer at April 18, 2010 03:38 AM (sGaoh)
So, can we now say that we hate the health care takeover law and not be accused of being motivated by racism..? Or is "new server" some kind of code word phrase for racist thoughts? Seems like everything is.
And I am certain that I've seen that BarryO toolshop piece elsewhere, but it's still pretty funny. How come you never see anything funny on the leftwing internet? With them, it seems like it's all bitching and moaning.
Posted by: Ira at April 18, 2010 03:43 AM (8CgUK)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 03:45 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 03:48 AM (w9bVp)
I emailed Ace to let him know it was happening today, not realising he was taking a few days off. Sorry about that!
We notice sometimes that he has taken a few days off, I just never assumed he actually planned it.
Posted by: 141 Driver at April 18, 2010 03:51 AM (JFNQ7)
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 03:52 AM (QrA9E)
(Barry/OFF)
#22,
Yes Ira, I originally put it on the Don Surber blog. I thought I would put it here too as the morons/ettes might enjoy it.
(Barry/ON)
Racist!!
OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It's never too early to campaign-
Posted by: Barry Soetoro (D-King OF The World!!) at April 18, 2010 03:58 AM (PNXim)
Posted by: insomniac #2 at April 18, 2010 03:59 AM (sGaoh)
@26...Ray Milland starred in a move about sudden vacations
@27...If you were to make a bet on that, no one will take that bet Vic.
Posted by: Mr. E. at April 18, 2010 04:00 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Barry "Thank Me" O at April 18, 2010 04:04 AM (sGaoh)
Not really.. no faster than before.. But job well done, Pixy! Everything seems to be working fine.
That's a smokin' server. How many blogs does that server handle?
Now about this forum's layout... I got a few hundred small suggestions...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2010 04:09 AM (Do528)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 04:23 AM (w9bVp)
Probably not. RS has become more consumer oriented. But I am sure you can get every bit of it through Amazon, which is where I get most of my stuff now.
And as to cost, the last time I bought any of that kind of stuff it was expensive as hell, but that was a few years ago. I expect the price has come down some now.
And yes, your question is probably snark but I chose to answer anyway.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 04:26 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at April 18, 2010 04:31 AM (/cH23)
Thank You for shopping USA
Posted by: The IRS at April 18, 2010 04:35 AM (e9JZd)
Twin 30mm, 4200rpm, firing a mix of AP and HE rounds.
CDR M #42
Depends, which timeline are you in?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 04:53 AM (48sSA)
Posted by: joncelli at April 18, 2010 04:53 AM (Ko4Av)
Does this mean Skynet is operational?
Posted by: CDR M at April 18, 2010 08:47 AM (5I8G0)
Would you like to play a game ?
Posted by: W.O.P.R at April 18, 2010 04:53 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: joncelli at April 18, 2010 04:58 AM (Ko4Av)
Pixy, I know that you and ace were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it
Posted by: Hal 9000 at April 18, 2010 04:58 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: joncelli at April 18, 2010 04:59 AM (Ko4Av)
Posted by: OldDog at April 18, 2010 05:02 AM (CRC5/)
Oh my god this is funny. From The Corner:
SYDNEY — An Australian publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with "salt and freshly ground black people."
Posted by: CDR M at April 18, 2010 09:03 AM (5I8G0)
Is that a cookbook written by Senator Robert Byrd ?
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 05:05 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 05:05 AM (w9bVp)
Why not? We live for snark here.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 05:08 AM (QrA9E)
Slander.....exciting and new.....
Come aboard.....we've been expecting yooooooo......
The Shit Boat........
Posted by: USS John Murtha at April 18, 2010 05:12 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: TimInVirginia at April 18, 2010 05:15 AM (uhKua)
Rumor has it, the computer that runs the Fire Control System on the new Murtha boat will call you a bunch of slanderous names like "murderer" and "Nazi" and report you directly to the Hague for war crimes if you fire on the enemy.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 05:21 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2010 05:25 AM (eNxMU)
If you're in that timeline, SkyNet is the least of your worries.
Hal #49
No problem, I have a virtual server reserved just for you!
Jabber Jaw #65
Well, assessing the situation omnidimensionally, yes, but Trixie blogs via a chronosynclastic infundibulum because she hasn't actually been born yet.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 05:30 AM (48sSA)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 18, 2010 05:32 AM (swuwV)
What about the Recent Comments that actually updates in real time and a comment-counter we've requested for the last 3 years?
Posted by: Jabber Jaw at April 18, 2010 05:36 AM (RtOBN)
If the planes don't fly...it causes global warming
Heads I win. Tails you lose.
Posted by: Mr. E. at April 18, 2010 05:44 AM (H+LJc)
Local Democrap PR Rag doers hit piece on DeMint
DeMint rattles cages, eyes 2nd term LOL, from the title you would expect that it was “fair and balanced”. But reading further you find these gems:
The Greenville Republican helped defeat a major immigration bill he branded "amnesty" but failed to stop a major health care measure he warned would be President Barack Obama's "Waterloo."
So DeMint was unable to stop the unconstitutional cram-down of the healthscam bill that used already passed legislation to get around the requirement that it originate in the House and who final approval was won by outright bribery and extortion.
In February, while a record blizzard paralyzed the nation's capital, DeMint tweeted: "It's going to keep snowing in D.C. until Al Gore cries 'uncle.'"
Small matter that DeMint's barb flew in the face of science (global warming makes snowfall more likely because it increases atmospheric humidity); the dig was widely reported on political blogs.
Yes, small matter that this is absolute BS that depends on ignorant populous and biased press to believe it. Globull Warming does NOT cause ANY change in snowfall because it is not currently occurring. On stupid reporters believe this, the rest are just lying to cover their Dem allies.
"I was one of the most prominent opponents helping Americans understand the negative aspects of that bill," DeMint said. "Certainly, the fact that a majority of Americans today believe that the health-care bill was a mistake indicates I've been effective."
That view is not shared by all Republicans.
David Frum, a former Bush speechwriter, singled DeMint out for criticism as a leader of the GOP "hardliners" who refused to negotiate with Obama over the health-care reforms.
Hahahaha, they quote David Frum, the media darling because he is no conservative and actually voted for Obama so he is not a Republican either.
It was this kind of crap that led me to cancel my subscription to this paper.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 05:50 AM (QrA9E)
If the planes fly... it causes global warming
If the planes don't fly...it causes global warming
I can't believe that passes as valid research.
Posted by: Jabber Jaw at April 18, 2010 05:51 AM (RtOBN)
That view is not shared by all Republicans.
David Frum, a former Bush speechwriter, singled DeMint out for criticism as a leader of the GOP "hardliners" who refused to negotiate with Obama over the health-care reforms.
Hahahaha, they quote David Frum, the media darling because he is no conservative and actually voted for Obama so he is not a Republican either.
It was this kind of crap that led me to cancel my subscription to this paper.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 09:50 AM (QrA9E)
Negotiate? There were no negotiations, it was his way or no way and everything was done in the backroom with Republicans out of the loop.
Frum is proof that inside the beltway is an entirely different planet unto itself and infects one's mind negatively over a period of time. If I were Frum I would start checking the lead content in my martini's at all of the D.C. cocktail parties I attend.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 05:56 AM (t72+4)
And an automatic parsing comments box which adds paragraphs and line-breaks a URLs without having to write HTML code in the box.
Like the lowliest Blogger or Wordpress blog can do.
Then I'd be impressed with all your techtalk.
Posted by: ms. docweasel at April 18, 2010 05:57 AM (2NMh7)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 05:58 AM (hCQG5)
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 06:02 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 18, 2010 06:04 AM (cHgxH)
HH is reporting up to 6 Republicans supporting the new Senate version of crap and tax for the phony globull warming scam.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 10:02 AM (QrA9E)
I'll bet I can name almost all of them without even going over there to see.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 06:04 AM (t72+4)
If man-made global warming is real, (and lets assume for argument sake that it is.)
...
If Al Gore gathers obscene wealth from the GW industry, how does that solve global warming?
How do we solve global warming by making elites rich, and the rest of us poor?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 18, 2010 06:04 AM (0fzsA)
Good job, Pixy. Now I can get twice as much Ace before my wife starts yelling at me.
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at April 18, 2010 06:05 AM (i7iy+)
Go to the Biltmore House, the largest private home in the world, built by Vanderbilt. Eat down town, restaurants are pretty good and cheap.
The city is a hell hole of old hippies, so be prepared for every cliche "Organic" bullshit possible. Lock your shit up.
Posted by: Kemp at April 18, 2010 06:06 AM (APpN/)
If Al Gore gathers obscene wealth from the GW industry, how does that solve global warming?
How do we solve global warming by making elites rich, and the rest of us poor?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 18, 2010 10:04 AM (0fzsA)
You dont, its just the newest modern scam by commiunists to bring down Western society. Green is the new Red.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 06:07 AM (t72+4)
Stopping Cap and Tax
Emphasis on TAX
http://tinyurl.com/y3zvbxv
Leave it to our dysfunctional congress to assume taxing us poor will help stop global warming.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 18, 2010 06:08 AM (0fzsA)
Well, the first three are pretty easy.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 06:08 AM (QrA9E)
Same way lavishing money on televangelists gets you into heaven?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 18, 2010 06:08 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 18, 2010 06:09 AM (cHgxH)
I'll bet I can name almost all of them without even going over there to see.
Well, the first three are pretty easy.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 10:08 AM (QrA9E)
Snowe, Collins and Graham.
How am I doing so far?
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 06:10 AM (t72+4)
For the politicians AGW has never been about anything other than increased taxes and communism.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 06:10 AM (QrA9E)
That's the Democrat's answer for everything. Have all the working plebes chip in and send their money to politicians, and the politicians will 'fix' it.
Posted by: Jabber Jaw at April 18, 2010 06:10 AM (RtOBN)
Leave it to our dysfunctional congress to assume taxing us poor will help stop global warming.
It's because we use too much gasoline going to work from the suburbs on account of penthouse rents are too high.
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 18, 2010 06:13 AM (cHgxH)
Just like how the Democrat's reform is going to cause a health care crisis, their Cap & Trade scheme will cause an energy crisis in this country.
They need to stop 'fixing' stuff because they're making everything worse.
Posted by: Jabber Jaw at April 18, 2010 06:14 AM (RtOBN)
There's the whole crime thing, too, in urban areas run by Democrats since WWII or earlier...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 18, 2010 06:18 AM (OkT2m)
Indeed.
Posted by: Teal'c at April 18, 2010 06:19 AM (1Rgy4)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 06:21 AM (hCQG5)
Posted by: Rasputin at April 18, 2010 06:24 AM (Tb6Ut)
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) - President Hugo Chavez has announced an agreement with China that would have the Asian economic giant devote $20 billion to financing long-term development projects in Venezuela.
In the end, there will be only chaos.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 18, 2010 06:33 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 18, 2010 06:37 AM (uFdnM)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 18, 2010 06:39 AM (uFdnM)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at April 18, 2010 06:39 AM (iJrbB)
Walter #110
CentOS is a nice stable server environment. It doesn't have the very latest kernel stuff, so, for example, I didn't end up running the ext4 filesystem before it was discovered that ext4 had a nasty habit of losing files. It's built to make a sysadmin's life as boring as possible, and I appreciate that.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 06:50 AM (2yngH)
That's the easy part, but Lemon Kitten already posted a link to HH's story.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 06:50 AM (QrA9E)
This distinction puzzles the author. Why are people so unconcerned with how the bike runs? Why can't I understand people who just want to hop on, turn the key and haul ass? And in the end it is simple, those two distinctions...
Why can't Republicans understand libtards? Because we don't want to.
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 18, 2010 06:51 AM (uFdnM)
Posted by: PKO Strany at April 18, 2010 06:51 AM (RJOgX)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 06:54 AM (fTJLU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2010 06:55 AM (9Lm5R)
That's the easy part, but Lemon Kitten already posted a link to HH's story.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 10:50 AM (QrA9E)
Yea, I missed it. Just clicked over and I see all of the usual suspects are present. I'm guessing McCain would be on board too if his seat wasnt up for grabs this year
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 06:55 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 18, 2010 06:58 AM (W+E+o)
How disgusting is our former president Bill Clinton?
Very.
Everyone who disagrees with holy and precious democrats IS Timothy McVeigh. ... even though Janet Reno and Bill Clinton essentially O.K.ed the massacre at Waco - the very massacre that inspired Timothy McVeigh.
“Clinton knows how false and dishonorable his charges are. But they worked for him, and he is helping Barack Obama set the stage for a similar political comeback in the event that some violent event might occur; or, perhaps, in the absence of any such event. So far, all of the violence associated with Tea Party or townhall events has been perpetrated by union thugs employed by the Democratic Party, but that hasn’t stopped the Democrats from claiming that it is the Republicans who are somehow violence-prone.”
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 18, 2010 06:59 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 06:59 AM (HcNBE)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:00 AM (fTJLU)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:02 AM (fTJLU)
Feels backwards to me. I understand them just fine. Their assorted flavors are all stages of child development the rest of us outgrew at some point.... You have the "helpless, mommy has to do it all" stage, the "gonna do it our way or no way" stage, the "wrecking sister's sand castle because it was better than mine" stage, the "everyone else has a car, you have to buy me one, too!" stage, etc etc. Not to mention screaming and sniveling and assorted tantrum throwing, and intense fear of monsters under the bed (but no fear at all of strangers in vans with candy...).
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 18, 2010 07:03 AM (OkT2m)
The city is a hell hole of old hippies, so be prepared for every cliche "Organic" bullshit possible. Lock your shit up.
Half of NC has gone full retard. All those yankees that relocated in the 80s I guess.
My now San Fran nephew and his libtard, Harvard, eco wife like to come east, lecture us on organic food while smoking pot and little brown cigarettes and drinking gallons of wine.
The I'm geeky enough to wish for a phaser set on stun. Then I think, why stun?
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 07:07 AM (HcNBE)
Why can't Republicans understand libtards? Because we don't want to.
I understand them just fine. It's independents who don't understand them.
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 07:09 AM (HcNBE)
Yep, that POS financial regulation bill has that 50B bailout fund. The Dems are acting like they will drop the 50B fund from the bill so Republicans RINOs will vote for it.
The entire bill is worthless.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 07:09 AM (QrA9E)
Not all of NC, only the research triangle, Charlotte, and Ashville (which is fairly small).
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 07:11 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at April 18, 2010 07:11 AM (PiTBB)
I so often want to link pics of sexy nice girls in their summer underthings, but the tedium of creating a tiny URL totally saps my enthusiasm and the impulse passes.
The rejection of long URLs is a good thing, QED.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 18, 2010 07:18 AM (a5ljo)
So I found myself in this vast sea, this mongrel dog of two parties. One party stealing my dough and giving it to the welfare state. The other party stealing my dough and delivering it to the elite. And in the end it didn't matter who was right and who was wrong. I was the one getting ripped off.
I paid more taxes as a percentage than Obama did this year. For a sub six figure income that is a travesty. Because, while the elite like Obama have 4 million left over, I found myself with chump change. It's like a good friend of mine always says, it ain't your money dumb fuck, it's theirs.
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at April 18, 2010 07:19 AM (uFdnM)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:20 AM (fTJLU)
Well, the page load problems are still present, so I guess this server is just slightly less shitty than the last one.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 07:23 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:26 AM (fTJLU)
My friends.......
I am not a Maverick. But I was actually a Maverick eh-heh, eh-heh, eh-heh-heh-heh, before I stopped being a Maverick. Eh-heh.
My friends.
Posted by: John I'm-not-a-Maverick-anymore McCain at April 18, 2010 07:26 AM (W+E+o)
I have found that since I went to FF with ad-block and did not load flash player the pages load very fast. I have every few problems with it hanging up anymore and on top of that it is a lot safer for those damn fake virus scan trojans.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 07:27 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:28 AM (fTJLU)
Could be. I have never been to the outer banks. I suppose one of these days I am going to have to play tourist and visit there.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 07:29 AM (QrA9E)
Damn .
Yeh, that was funny when it worked. Tho' I'm not sure how many people got insulted and left for good.
Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2010 07:30 AM (XdlcF)
I've played guitar for 43 years, owned and own some gems but was sold with the first chord I struck on this guitar.
Guilds have been crap these last few years but Fender moved their Mfg into the Ovation factory and these newest builds are to die for.
Posted by: Beto at April 18, 2010 07:32 AM (H+LJc)
Guess what side they took?
No, just guess.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2010 07:34 AM (Vo2Ef)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 07:35 AM (HcNBE)
FYI, Fareed Zacharia on his TomTom show had Rashid Khalidi on as a guest. They were talking about Israel.
Guess what side they took?
No, just guess.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2010 11:34 AM (Vo2Ef)
Is that a trick question?
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 07:36 AM (t72+4)
Mornin M&M's
To those of you who actually pay taxes, I thank you in advance while I wait fore my refund. Thanks to Odumbass, last year I made 3/4's of what I made the year before. Of course, my refund just barely equals what I just had to pay for county and school property taxes, so it's a friggin wash. And lets not forget the joys of funemployment either.
ok, depressing rant off...
Posted by: mrfixit at April 18, 2010 07:44 AM (Bsm1s)
Yep, we're using OpenVZ for virtualisation. It's lightweight and more resource efficient than other systems, but it only lets you run Linux VMs.
Rob #132
The server is set up so that if the RAID array goes wonky somehow, I can boot it from the network to recover. (We also do offline backups.)
eman #140
You're right. I'll have to get that fixed.
Vic #144
Yeah, I run Adblock too, except when I'm tracking down ad-related problems.
This page is currently taking 35 milliseconds to generate, and is sent out over a gigabit ethernet link into SoftLayer's Dallas datacentre which has 100 gigabits of internet bandwidth. So if it's loading slow, the problem ain't the server.
Probably.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 07:46 AM (2yngH)
Despite his superior press, Barack is nowhere near as clever as Clinton. I think this is Clinton just setting The Won up. It is no lose for Clinton. He is carrying Demo water so he is obviously being a team player and can't be blamed if things go south. OTOH, he is perceptive, and must know how this sort of rhetoric irritates people. So why is he doing it? Maybe to clear the field for Hillary, or more likely, just because he enjoys screwing with BO. He wants to reclaim the mantle of "best politician".
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2010 07:48 AM (0K3p3)
This page is currently taking 35 milliseconds to generate, and is sent out over a gigabit ethernet link into SoftLayer's Dallas datacentre which has 100 gigabits of internet bandwidth. So if it's loading slow, the problem ain't the server.
Probably.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 11:46 AM (2yngH)
Its not so much that its loading slow, its doing that thing again where the page only loads up to a certain comment number and the comment box doesnt appear at the bottom of the page.
I recall you mentioning awhile back that spam has a lot to do with it.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 07:50 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 07:50 AM (fTJLU)
I just fired up a brand new home PC last night, although it's not as impressive as your server it's the nicest PC I've ever owned.
Dual core AMD Athelon at 2.5GH, geeked to 3GH, 2GB memory at 800MH (couldn't afford the 1066), a huge Cooler Master CPU cooler that barely fit, 9 bay tower (can't figure out the front audeo plugs, no standard pinout maybe, back ones work fine though), 550W PS, a serviceable microATX MB, 500GB SATA HDD, GeForce 9800 video (I'm a gamer), Windows XP Home (32 bit OS on a 64 bit MB, *sigh*, only SN I have without buying a new one), Viewsonic refurbished wide-screen monitor, new mouse and keyboard (wow I can read the letters and no crumbs!)
Crusing AoS in style today!
Posted by: Larry the Geek at April 18, 2010 07:51 AM (cocft)
It shouldn't be doing that at all any more, really; I'll have to take another look.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 07:55 AM (48sSA)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 18, 2010 07:56 AM (OkT2m)
FIFY.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 18, 2010 07:57 AM (OkT2m)
Blazer - ah, that problem. It's not doing that to you right now, though, is it?
It shouldn't be doing that at all any more, really; I'll have to take another look.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 18, 2010 11:55 AM (48sSA)
It did it a few times earlier in the thread not long after the first spam wave arrived. I guess when the spam hits it infiltrates just about every thread on here temporarily overloading the server. Since then, no problems.
Posted by: Blazer at April 18, 2010 07:58 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 18, 2010 08:02 AM (NIctN)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 08:13 AM (HcNBE)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 08:15 AM (HcNBE)
One party Both parties stealing my dough and delivering it to the elite giving it to the with the goal of turning the USA into a welfare state. The other same party stealing my dough and delivering it to the elite.
Now it's completely factual
Posted by: Beto at April 18, 2010 08:15 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 18, 2010 08:17 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 08:17 AM (fTJLU)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 08:18 AM (HcNBE)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 18, 2010 08:19 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: J G Wentworth at April 18, 2010 08:21 AM (W+E+o)
172
Is ace in Tibet, bald, wearing and orange blanket, and figuring out how to light the incense?
Or is ace in a bus station locker in Cleveland, naked, and trying to reach his cell phone?
He's in a bus station locker in Cleveland, naked, with a bald Tibetan chick and one with orange hair, trying to remember how to use his cell phone.
Posted by: Beto at April 18, 2010 08:21 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 08:21 AM (fTJLU)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 18, 2010 07:17 AM (w9bVp)
I was in the running until they picked the last five numbers
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 18, 2010 08:21 AM (erIg9)
No one hit the powerball; it's up to $250M.
I play a maximum $4 every week. But I never check my numbers.
Posted by: Scrappy Doo at April 18, 2010 08:27 AM (kSbr6)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 08:28 AM (hCQG5)
Posted by: TheDude at April 18, 2010 08:33 AM (JqXGF)
Posted by: Squatting Dog at April 18, 2010 08:34 AM (9Q4xx)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 18, 2010 08:38 AM (7VvJB)
180 Try Cary. It's a "Coral Area for Relocated Yankees".
Thing that pisses me off the most is that I can't re create the NC pulled pork sandwich. After eating that all other ones suck.
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2010 08:39 AM (HcNBE)
Posted by: Tushar at April 18, 2010 08:44 AM (PGSXB)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 08:46 AM (hCQG5)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 18, 2010 08:54 AM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Bill H at April 18, 2010 08:54 AM (q8CmE)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 08:56 AM (hCQG5)
Posted by: evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight at April 18, 2010 08:58 AM (hCQG5)
Ref. 182
I voted yes. Maybe they'll be drunk enough to forget what yard their mowing and do mine. That might be why my cat has a mohawk.
Posted by: harleycowboy at April 18, 2010 08:58 AM (cHgxH)
LOL, when I first moved to SC I used to have to go up to Raleigh on business quite a lot. Cary was a nice little community where I would stay overnight and enjoy the restaurants without all the hassle and crowds in Raleigh.
Boy has it ever changed in the past 30 years.
Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2010 09:09 AM (QrA9E)
#108 - It's in Dallas. That's Dallas, Niue.
Seriously - I don't see anything called "Dallas" in Niue:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Niue
Do you still have the same legal protections on the server if it is physically located in the USA?
Seems like if it's in the USA, then the FBI could hit your ISP with a FISA warrant anytime they wanted to, and you'd never know about it.
Posted by: at April 18, 2010 09:35 AM (tazu8)
And an automatic parsing comments box which adds paragraphs and line-breaks a URLs without having to write HTML code in the box.
Like the lowliest Blogger or Wordpress blog can do.
Then I'd be impressed with all your techtalk.
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A- fuckin' MEN!!
Posted by: effinayright at April 18, 2010 09:42 AM (3sB5l)
Posted by: Fish at April 18, 2010 10:04 AM (M5t+h)
Ace? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson and AoS Morons at April 18, 2010 10:19 AM (554T5)
Like the lowliest Blogger or Wordpress blog can do.
Then I'd be impressed with all your techtalk.
Yes, the commenting mechanisms here leave something to be desired, but that was pretty harsh, don't you think?
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 18, 2010 10:24 AM (554T5)
What's your Motherboard!?
I'd like to know what kind of hardware you can stick all that other hardware into.
Posted by: Chaz at April 18, 2010 01:18 PM (sSNkG)
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Hi everyone. If you were awake for some reason and notice the downtime, that was us moving to our new server, which is even shinier shittier than our previous new server.
Thanks, Pixy.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 18, 2010 02:53 AM (7+pP9)