1 Also he has bigger tits.

So you're saying he's a victim of discrimination or something?

2 Maybe next week someone will tell the Jets that the offense is suppose to go forward?

3

humorously enough the NYT has a glowing review of the book.

I think the review Ace linked to yesterday was freaking hilarious. I highly suggest everyone read it.

4

Here's how bad you people suck

You people?  How Ostumble like of you Mr. 6 points.

8 points here which means I'll hold off having my Burmese 7 year old girl pick for me for another week.

5 I think the morons could do with a flamewar thread. Maybe tomorrow after D3luhwear.

6

I think  I read somewhere Alex Barron is the most penalized player in the league in the past few years.

And yet he is starting for Dallas.

7

This doesn't need to be said, but there's a vast disparity on CNBC morning show between Michele Caruso-Cabrera and Erin Burnett. 

There truly are booms and busts. 

8

That's cause we cut Flozell "False Start" Adams.

You gotta have some consistency in the offensive line.  Barron fills an important role, stalling whatever drive we might be ginning up, and giving the rest of the team an extra 55-70 yards to make up each game.

9 How bout them cowboys? Heheheeh

10 w00t trailortrash is spelled trailortrash with an o not an e. kthx

11 Oh yeah, one of my 9 wins, was the Redskins over the cowboys.

12

That's cause we cut Flozell "False Start" Adams.

You gotta have some consistency in the offensive line.  Barron fills an important role, stalling whatever drive we might be ginning up, and giving the rest of the team an extra 55-70 yards to make up each game.

Flozell seems to be doing just fine on my Pittsburgh Steelers.

13 Oh yeah, one of my 9 wins, was the Redskins over the cowboys.

Posted by: Mr Pink at September 14, 2010 09:06 AM (RgDfL)

Same.  Shanahan is a great coach, particularly on opening drives and opening day.  Especially after a year lay off with something to prove.

14

I'm trying to think how many times I've heard Brad Schamm say "False start, Adams"?

 

I need a calculator.

15

Today's pick:

O'Donnell v. Castle.

16 Today's pick: O'Donnell v. Castle. Posted by: Ed Anger at September 14, 2010 09:13 AM (7+pP9) If for no other reason, O'Donnell since she is easier on the eyes

17 Today's pick:

O'Donnell v. Castle.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 14, 2010 09:13 AM (7+pP9)

Nooooooooooooooooooo.

 

18 Maybe I'm an asshole, but with all the shit going down in this country I don't give a fat rat's ass about the frigging NFL.

19 Maybe I'm an asshole, but with all the shit going down in this country I don't give a fat rat's ass about the frigging NFL. Posted by: maddogg at September 14, 2010 09:15 AM (OlN4e) With all the shit going on in this country, sometimes all I have is cold scotch and a ballgame to keep me sane.

20  Maybe I'm an asshole, but with all the shit going down in this country I don't give a fat rat's ass about the frigging NFL.

Posted by: maddogg at September 14, 2010 09:15 AM (OlN4e)

Not being an asshole, I disagree though.

What good does it do to be worked up all the time?  Got to have an escape or diversion, although of course it doesn't have to be football.

 

21

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 14, 2010 09:18 AM (OWjjx)

There is just something about the bold font that makes me see the light.  I can never hold my position for long once it is broken out.

Maybe that is why the "bold font" of TV, Mr. Bill O'Luffah never ceases to show me the error of my ways.

22 #20 heh.

23 Where's the babe pic????

Here some more "buckeye"

http://tinyurl.com/237f6lo

24 Since it's Primary day and there is no use in trying to persuade anyone anymore, it might be safe to discuss O'D vs. Castle. Has Blue Hen checked in yet?

25

Those BrokeBack Cowboys should find out where Phil Pozderac is and see if he's available.

Last I heard he was working for a Holding Company.  (Seriously!)

26

Superbowl trophy?

That's mine... bitchez!

27

Posted by: Dan Patrick, much happier now that Keith is no longer on SNF at September 14, 2010 09:24 AM (OWjjx)

Yeah, sorry to tell ya Dan, once Queefe melts down after November 2nd, burns all his bridges at MSDNC, he's going to come to you begging to cohost your radio show until he "gets back on his feet".

28 Football USED to be my diversion, until freakin' lawyerball snatched a sweet sweet Lions victory away from me.  Now just turning on a game gets me mad, so I want politics to keep me sane...

29

Since it's Primary day and there is no use in trying to persuade anyone anymore, it might be safe to discuss O'D vs. Castle. Has Blue Hen checked in yet?

nope.

Ed Morrisey endorsed O'Donnell.

This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

30 I bet on the basis of nicknames.
O'Donnell = Young Sarah.
Castle = Old Crypt Keeper.

31 Posted by: Dan Patrick, Reminds me. I briefly saw a news crawl on ESPN earlier this morning. I think it said something to the effect of "Jay Mariotti got charged with 7 misdemeanors" and would not be back on ESPN any time soon.

32

Any word of Murkowski? Did she decide to run a write in campaign?

 

33

In the AoSHQ league I will first give myself a vote of full confidence in my ability as a Head Coach.  Shortly afterward I will fire myself for gross incompetency and hire Mike Sherman.  That's the established template, right?  You're welcome, Aggies.

34

Any word of Murkowski? Did she decide to run a write in campaign?

 Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 09:29 AM (wuv1c)

No word yet on write in but the AK paper says the Libertarians have given the final word, and that word is a FU, no dice.

35 The SavagePoodles suck ass. 

Oh, and die in a fire, Philip Rivers. 

36 5 I think the morons could do with a flamewar thread. Maybe tomorrow after D3luhwear.

And Maryland.  Don't forget Maryland. 

I like(d) Sarah Palin but if she fucks up both those races... well, then she's the one who's a RINO. 

37 I think  I read somewhere Alex Barron is the most penalized player in the league in the past few years.

Yeah, they mentioned it last night on the broadcast.  His teammate (Flozell Adams) is #2.

Actually, the  whole team is Number Two, especially since I picked them to beat my Skins and they couldn't even do that. 

38 Whoops, that's ex-teammate. I missed that he's on Pittsburgh now. 

39 ?

_{Checks thread for pulse}

40

Mr. Dave, you are the Val-U-Rite team in the AoSHQ League right?

Sorry about the misspelling trailortrash.  Won't matter in a week or two when you drop off the top 10 right?

41

What good does it do to be worked up all the time?  Got to have an escape or diversion, although of course it doesn't have to be football.

 Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 14, 2010 09:19 AM (A0VTZ)

My diversion, these days is to go to Teaparty rallys. Teaparty meetings. I go door to door for Teaparty candidates. I an spending all week doing telephone contact surveys for the GOP. Football has taken on the aura of unimportance.

42

Wow, that is one more misdemeanor than I got games right (grand total of 6 for the week).

Maybe I am doing something wrong?

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 14, 2010 09:37 AM (OWjjx)

I'm just pickin' underdogs this week.

43 I'm glad MrCaniac and Kratos are in the same division and not in mine, holy cow they can score some points!  I already know I'm gonna lose Week 10 against MrCaniac as Aaron Rodgers has got a bye and he's got Peyton Manning.  Damn.

44 #41 Ehrlich is going to coast to a 75-25 win in Maryland. The only excitement is Delware. Hell maybe even New York. Good to see McMahon now within 6 of Blummenthal- according to Quinnipiac (which leans left about 1-2 points)- thats a 4 point improvement in a little over a month. Delaware goes off the table, we have a shot in Connecticut. Look on the bright side people.

45 I wonder if Ben will make a play for Vick?  He dumped his backup QB on Sunday in a fit of rage I think.

46 My maiden voyage with the NFL Red Zone channel was this opening week. Wow. $6.99 a month. Zero commercials. This channel goes with everything from Pabst Blue Ribbon to Chimay. Never will I hear a fucking 60 Minutes promo again.

47 Heh.  The Rams SHOULD be favored to beat the Raiders.

48 52 #41
Ehrlich is going to coast to a 75-25 win in Maryland.

That's a relief.  I couldn't find any polls yesterday and I know Palin was doing robocalls for the other guy. 

I have an old h.s. friend on the MoCo county council who's up for re-election today.  He's been whining for several weeks about all the effort he's put into campaigning.  I hate to tell him that some of us who work (or worked in my case) in the private sector have performance reviews bi-annually or even monthly.  I think that'd make him melt. 

He's an old friend, but a total Progressive asshole so I am hoping he'll be unemployed soon.  Given what I read in the WaPo, he and a couple of others are being held responsible for a 45% budget increase over the past few years.  It'll be interesting to see how that turns out. 

49 Pecos, I hear you on Red Zone ch.  I was stoked when Cox Cable finally added it this year.  I called them everyday until they added it.  Must have channel even though Cox made it a bit pricey at $40 for the season.  Comcast only charged $5 a month for it last year.

50 #58 The robocalls went out during the Ravens-Jets game. The most conservative parts of maryland are east of the patuxtent river , and north-to-west of frederick. The big regions are Ravens territory (with a pocket of Steelers turds in Washington County) Yeah, big failure on her part. Much like the Jets... I have no problem with Murphy- but Ehrlich beating OMalley would be just fucking awesome after 2006. He has the ground game, widespread supporters and groundtroops to fight MoM. Go Bad Hair Bob!

51

Posted by: Mallamutt at September 14, 2010 09:51 AM (OWjjx)

I had a feeling someone was gonna make a play for Vick.  What time does the waiver wire start?  I can't access the league here from work (another reason to get a Droid).

52

CDR M, that's right, the Valu Rite Hiccups.  I dominate due to the fact that I have no idea what I'm doing.  Further enhancing my suckitude, I am twelve hours out of sync being in Asia.  I didn't know how to draft, I don't know how to bench people, I only have one QB (named Vince) and I expect to be stomped every week.  I am a suitable target for ridicule.

Some are born mediocre, some achieve mediocrity and some have mediocrity thrust upon them.

53 I need to get me a defense for this weekend.  Not gonna use the 49'ers D against NO.  No way.

54 The most conservative parts of maryland are east of the patuxtent river , and north-to-west of frederick.

Yeah, we looked at a job for Mr. Y-not in "southern MD" (what I used to think was the eastern shore).  It looked almost palatable.  (I grew up in Prince George's and Howard counties.) 

I was amazed to find that MD has managed to screw up its budget.  I know they haven't had some of the bad unemployment that the rest of the country has had b/c of the federal jobs.  It takes a special kind of stupid to gut your state with that advantage going for you. 

Anyway, we wound up in UT, which is working out well so far. 

55 Mr. Dave, chin up brother!  Seriously, you can't move your players around in the My Team window?

56 If you can grab Vick in your FFB leagues, do it.  The guy is going to put up RIDICULOUS numbers on Sunday against the Lions.  Their D-line might be improved, but everyone else is still TERRIBLE.

57 FOX NEWS/OPINION RESEARCH- CALIFORNIA BOXER 46% FIORINA 44% (note, at this point in most cycles, Boxer begins to climb out of the 40s- shes stuck in statistical ties in the 4th straight poll) PENNSYLVANIA: TOOMEY 47% SESTAK 41% FLORIDA: RUBIO 43% CRIST 27% MEEK 21% and the biggest news.. REID 44% ANGLE 45% First poll in a month with Sharron ahead. Good to see.

58 I doubt my waiver wire request will go through.  The person I'm targeting should be gone by the time I get a shot at him.

59 The Cheerleaders are nice, but we may be missing a whole category.

60 oooh goody more of them- Ohio GOV Kasich 48% Strickland 43% Ohio SEN Portman 48% Fisher 41% Florida Gov Sink 48% Scott 41% California Gov Whitman 49% Brown 43% Something tells me they havent adjusted their D/R/I model for 2010, but still good news.

61 They always seem to hire the choice with the bigger t*ts!

62 Dave, ahem, Group 5!

You whiffed on a chance to post "Michelle's Donated Used Gitch" at the top.

63 logprof, I'll double check Group 5's numbers when I get home.  Michelle's Donated Used Gitch wasn't up at 10 or 9.

64

CDR M,  Okay I figured out how to move people to the bench.  Good thing since one of my WR's is sporting a walking cast on Monday. 

As Lily von Shtupp would say, "I feel weefweshed."

65 80 logprof, I'll double check Group 5's numbers when I get home.  Michelle's Donated Used Gitch wasn't up at 10 or 9.

Posted by: CDR M at September 14, 2010 11:19 AM (Mv/2X)

9 points, baby!

66 Eat my dust.

67 Mr. Dave, you could've waited until AFTER I played you before making roster moves!

68 Sorry Logprof if I missed that.  Should've had my first cup of coffee before tallying up the groups!

69 CDR M, that's great sportsmanship on your part.  Can we do trades?  Anybody need a defense?  I've got a few up for adoption. 

70 Mr. Dave.  You can do trades.  I can't access the league from work (damn government) but it should be as simple as clicking on another teams player and then clicking a button to offer up a trade.  That being said, it has to be approved by the other owner's in the league.  I noticed you had a large number of defenses.  What are you looking to add to your team?

71 9 or 10 points is pretty good against the spread especially when you consider there were 3 pushes. I was 9-4-3, that's crack money right there.

72 CDR M. I'd like a QB and a RB.  I'm a UT grad but I didn't mean to get both (and only) Vince and Cedric.

73 You should go after Vick if he's still available.  RB is a bit tougher.  My 2nd QB is Ben the Raper so he's no use to you now and I'm keeping Rodgers!  My RB's are average.