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September 18, 2010

NFL Moron Pick Reminder
— Dave in Texas

If this weekend is anything like the last one, I still have a shot at greatness. Because we all sucked.

A Tea Partier

Pick early, and pick often.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:54 PM | Comments (165)
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1 True fact...if you're on a plane with that young lady and it goes down in the ocean, you can use her as a flotation device.

Good lord.

Posted by: DrewM. at September 18, 2010 08:15 PM (ycZcD)

2 Um, yeah.

Posted by: eman at September 18, 2010 08:15 PM (mhfUo)

3 Because we all sucked.

--Speak for yourself, Champ

Posted by: logprof at September 18, 2010 08:18 PM (BP6Z1)

4 Decadence! I cannot see!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 18, 2010 08:20 PM (c0A3e)

5 another weekend of scaring my wife's new dog.
dachshunds aren't big fans of people yelling at tvs

Posted by: trailortrash at September 18, 2010 08:25 PM (zB1JW)

6 Titans -5.5 over Pitt

Posted by: Sharp at September 18, 2010 08:30 PM (t88/e)

7 Not a stomach sleeper, that one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2010 08:37 PM (2g2ex)

True fact...if you're on a plane with that young lady and it goes down in the ocean, you can use her as a flotation device.

So first you piss all over the broad from CT and now this fine upstanding lass.

Winning Friends and Influencing People was not high on your reading list, was it??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 18, 2010 08:39 PM (KFXxp)

So first you piss all over the broad from CT and now this fine upstanding pneumatic lass.

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2010 08:41 PM (2g2ex)

10 remind me of the linky.

Posted by: sTevo at September 18, 2010 08:42 PM (VMcEw)

11 The Saints are gonna pretty much own the 49'ers.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 18, 2010 08:44 PM (mxUbm)

12 Ace you may have a shot at greatness, But that Texas cutie has a bag of greatness--in fact, two bags of greatness.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2010 09:13 PM (ktYjH)

13 Because we all sucked.

There were three pushes.
I still hit 10

Posted by: Beto at September 18, 2010 09:27 PM (H+LJc)

14 Green Bay is going to do sex to the Bills so hard that even Christine O'Donnell will be splitting the pink goalposts watching it.

Posted by: The Q at September 18, 2010 09:27 PM (pfStM)

15 Those are real. Real nice...real big...blah blah blah. At least it's current and not like 5 years old, like the college pic of the FSU skank.

Posted by: whoelse at September 18, 2010 09:31 PM (gcA9u)

16 Dave in Texas, I'm not much of a football fan, but I appreciate the picture. Thank you.

Posted by: Suicidal idiot at September 18, 2010 09:34 PM (SV8Sf)

17 Because I am a giver. This is a cheerleader.

Posted by: MrCaniac is Santa at September 18, 2010 09:42 PM (aaULJ)

18 It's amazing how the arrival of post #666 at the ONT works as a laxative to all the threads, idn't it?

Posted by: logprof at September 18, 2010 09:43 PM (BP6Z1)

19 6 Done. I only see one upset tomorrow, StL over Oakland.
Posted by: toby928

That's not an upset, Oakland is as real as her hooters.
Then again, my picks sucked last week, badly...

Posted by: Gmac at September 18, 2010 09:47 PM (KvbyX)

20 19: Asshole. I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: whoelse at September 18, 2010 09:57 PM (gcA9u)

21 Washington +3

Posted by: KevinVegas at September 18, 2010 10:00 PM (7AIVm)

22 The spam has gone sentient and gotten shitfaced.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 12:56 AM (0qrmt)

The spam has gone sentient and gotten shitfaced.

It's learning at a geometric rate...AoSHQ is going to be ground zero for the creation of a new life form...a self-aware spambot that tries to sell people UGG boots and looks like a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader...in a panic, dey pull de plug, but it's too late and it begins to multiply...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 19, 2010 01:12 AM (qcuYN)

24 in a panic, dey pull de plug, but it's too late and it begins to multiply...

If it looks like that, and wants to multiply, there's little we can do.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 01:57 AM (WUpAX)

If it looks like that, and wants to multiply, there's little we can do.

Yep, damn...I guess we're just gonna have to by some Christian Louboutin shoes

Posted by: CanaDave at September 19, 2010 02:19 AM (qcuYN)

26 OK, I put in my picks. I got 4 last week. 4. I hate this fucking game.

And in my fantasy league I have Hakeem Nicks, who's going to be a game time call, so I don't know whether to start him, what with the haywire ankle.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 02:55 AM (WUpAX)

27 I took him out. Even if he does play, he'll be limited. Started Reggie Wayne, Eddie Royal, and Malcom Floyd.

And you're right, it being a night game, you're fucked. Watch: he'll go in fine, kick ass, and I'll lose by three.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:02 AM (WUpAX)

28 Heh. In my fantasy league, I have Johnny Coldcuts as my logo.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:12 AM (WUpAX)

29 I started Bradshaw too. Didn't last week, because I'm a moron.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:13 AM (WUpAX)

30 Is Obama a Muslim or a Christian? How about an atheist, as any good Commie should be?

"We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal..... endowed with certain unalienable rights"

Unfortunately, you have to start listening at about 21:45 if you intend to keep your lunch. At that, it's still hard to hold the gorge down until the misquoting of the DoI, at which point you're free to release your inner burrito. You can see his distaste as he pauses to parse the words on his teleprompter before striking "Creator".

http://tinyurl.com/27focdl

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:20 AM (WUpAX)

31 I of course started Ryan Grant last week.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:21 AM (WUpAX)

32 No, I haven't hit the waiver wire yet. We have 4 RBs in my league and start 2, so I've got a little depth. I've got Grant, Bradshaw, Fred Jackson, and Pierre Thomas, starting Bradshaw and Thomas. Should be OK. I'll wait to see if there are any sleepers out there after this week or next before I go hunting up a replacement.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:28 AM (WUpAX)

33 Herr, he did it on purpose.

Oh, of course he did. Bring God into the conversation and you open up the whole Natural Rights Pandora's Box, complete with dying babies in a closet, enumerated powers, and all the other stuff the bourgoisie middle class is in the streets screaming about.

It's easier to just act like God isn't in the room.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:30 AM (WUpAX)

34 At least it's current and not like 5 years old, like the college pic of the FSU skank.

Posted by: whoelse at September 19, 2010 01:31 AM (gcA9u)

JFC, skank??? get a freakin life loser.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 03:30 AM (/jbAw)

35 My point maker is Brees. I also have Palmer and Mark Sanchez, so I'm overflowing with an embarrassment of riches at QB. Wish I could start them all.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:32 AM (WUpAX)

36 Why would he leave out the word 'Creator' when speaking to a Hispanic crowd? Generally, they're a pretty religious/Catholic group, no?

And thanks Herr, for making me listen to that asswipe first thing on a Sunday morning.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 03:34 AM (VuLos)

37 Speaking of God, time to go wash the stanky off my ass cheeks and head to Church. Later, all.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:34 AM (WUpAX)

38 And thanks Herr, for making me listen to that asswipe first thing on a Sunday morning.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 07:34 AM (VuLos)

Hey, now. I didn't exactly run into your living room, grab your clicker finger, and hit the link. I gave an explicit flying burrito warning, too.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 19, 2010 03:36 AM (WUpAX)

39 I know....I know. But I needed to blame someone.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 03:38 AM (VuLos)

40 God, I hope this isn't accurate....

TEHRAN, Iran Â— Iranian border guards detained seven U.S. troops as they tried to illegally enter the Islamic state, the semi-official Fars news agency reported on Sunday.

"Recently seven American troops were detained by Iranian guards in a southeastern province of the country," Fars said. "Two Iranians accompanying the troops were also arrested."

No other news agency immediately reported the incident.

http://tinyurl.com/2e5l2rn

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 03:47 AM (VuLos)

41 Tami, you are correct about Hispanics being religious but you have to wonder about their dedication to their religion based on their voting trends.

True...I guess their dedication now is to the government and what it can give them or what they can demand from it in return for votes.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 03:55 AM (VuLos)

42 44 Is Obama a Muslim or a Christian?Â How about an atheist, as any good Commie should be? That's what I've always said. Muslim vs. Christian is irrelevant with this atheistic socialist. What he really is is a cynic, that views all - even his fellow Americans - dispassionately, above it all in his liberal sense of smug superiority.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 03:59 AM (tJjm/)

43 Good Morning Morons, is this the football thread or the last ONT thread to be used as open thread until Monty gets here with the weekly book thread?

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:06 AM (/jbAw)

44 is this the football thread or the last ONT thread to be used as open thread until Monty gets here with the weekly book thread?

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 08:06 AM (/jbAw)

Yes.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 04:08 AM (VuLos)

45 I should have known better than to enter a question with an "or" in it. With the M&Ms that always elicits a "yes" answer. Morons do not do well with a binary option.

In any case I will go with the typical morning treatment. Sorry DiT.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:11 AM (/jbAw)

46 From Fox:

Authorities search Calif. for 13 from 'cult-like' sect; families believe are 'brainwashed.

How long before DrewM links this story to O'Donnell?

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:15 AM (/jbAw)

47 From the looks of it, it was supposed to be an awards banquet. So the Kenyan gets up and makes some Hitler-like propaganda speech. Is that appropriate for an occasion like that? No. But that's Barracky. And did you notice the way he mentioned before this was America there were people here. And he stressed Mexicans. I guess he thinks that America is illegal. The Azatlan angle. He is a mental case.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 04:18 AM (BMOIE)

48 "Morons do not do well with a binary option." That's not true. I own a pair of binariculors and do just fine wuth them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 04:19 AM (tJjm/)

49 Followup on the MA children being led to pray at a mosque

http://tinyurl.com/32yx8hv

Wellesley superintendent apologizes for letting students on field trip pray at Islamic mosque

WELLESLEY Â—WellesleyÂ’s superintendent of schools apologized today after Wellesley Middle School students were allowed to pray at an Islamic mosque during a May field trip.
typical non-apology from ignorant scrunt. Yes, those young children were "allowed" to pray to Islam.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:22 AM (/jbAw)

50 Heh, MSNBC has Eleanor Clift on (figures she'd wash up on that edge of that cesspool, eventually) and they're all concerned about CO'D's witchcraft. Who knew "progressives" believe in magic?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 04:23 AM (tJjm/)

51 That's not true. I own a pair of binariculors and do just fine wuth them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 08:19 AM (tJjm/)

I own a pair as well but they only seem to work from the 5th floor balcony of the time share we "own" at Daytona Beach.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:25 AM (/jbAw)

Morning, Morons!

Sounds like something I could use at home:

MUNICH, Germany - Germany's giant Oktoberfest beer party, now celebrating its 200th birthday, is rising to a new challenge -- stinky drinking halls -- with a new weapon: stench-eating bacteria.

http://tinyurl.com/26rcp8e

Posted by: ErikW at September 19, 2010 04:29 AM (gJJWt)

53 How long before DrewM links this story to O'Donnell?

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 08:15 AM (/jbAw)

I was reading another site this morning, and someone found and posted this in relation to O'Donnell's 'dabbled in witchcraft' story. It's from CNN - 1996:

http://tinyurl.com/247w4yc

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 04:29 AM (VuLos)

54 @73: yes, liberals hsve made an art of the backhanded non-apology, hsven't they? The only explanation for a "progressive" to maech defenseless kids into a mosque is, of course, to demonstrate to them that there is "nothing special" about Christianity. And they are sorry that we are so stupid we object.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 04:30 AM (tJjm/)

55 75That's not true. I own a pair of binariculors and do just fine wuth them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 08:19 AM (tJjm/)

I'd give you a monocular and see if you can decide on which eye to use. Prolly keep you busy for a while.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 04:30 AM (BMOIE)

56 Morons do not do well with a binary option.

Optionally I approve of the Bidirgiblility of Mz. Cowgirl

Posted by: JavaJoe at September 19, 2010 04:32 AM (e9JZd)

57 @73: I'm sure that school celebrates Ramadan, but only marks a "winter holiday" with a "winter concert."

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 04:32 AM (tJjm/)

58 I was reading another site this morning, and someone found and posted this in relation to O'Donnell's 'dabbled in witchcraft' story. It's from CNN - 1996:

Didn't seem to be a problem for Hillary did it?

But let's drag up a ten year old edited TV comedy show describing a 20 year old college escapade and all of a sudden it is a hot topic.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:33 AM (/jbAw)

59 Go Bears!

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at September 19, 2010 04:34 AM (Do528)

60 81@73: I'm sure that school celebrates Ramadan, but only marks a "winter holiday" with a "winter concert."

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 08:32 AM (tJjm/)

And I'm sure in the interest of "culture" they'd bring them to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve or to say, a Lutheran Church for Easter.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 04:35 AM (BMOIE)

61 Keying on an iPod sucks... Sorry for the typos...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 19, 2010 04:35 AM (tJjm/)

62 The British girl on fox right now is hot.

Posted by: JavaJoe at September 19, 2010 04:38 AM (e9JZd)

63 Didn't seem to be a problem for Hillary did it?

She had a D after her name. It's only a problem for R's.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 04:41 AM (VuLos)

64 Here is the Dem meme to be used from the "Values Summit" via NPR:

http://tinyurl.com/38ggxf4

Values Voters Sip From Tea Party Cup (by NPR Staff)

Values Voters have been called many things: the Christian right, social conservatives, evangelicals and more. Names aside, they are most known for being a dedicated subset of the Republican Party that focuses on social issues like abortion and gay marriage.

A few years ago, Values Voters were a driving force in elections across the country. Now the spotlight has shifted to their brethren, the Tea Party, which is primarily concerned with fiscal issues. Is there really much difference between the two parties, or are their messages starting to overlap?

They are trying to tie then Tea Party movement to social cons because they think that that will hurt the movement with respect to independents. They are scared to death of the Tea party now.

And they can't blame this little bit of BS propaganda on the AP, it was totally written by NPR assholes.

Day 10 of Republican House, Zero budget to NPR.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:41 AM (/jbAw)

65 And did you notice the way he mentioned before this was America there were people here. And he stressed Mexicans. I guess he thinks that America is illegal. The Aztlan angle.

This guy knows nothing about history.
It wasn't even Mexico until after several genocides.
So these genociders are OK but the big bully USA is bad for being strong and buying land from them?
My families came from Ireland to Texas when this was still New Spain.
We earned our place here.
Earning something is a spiritual advancement Obama will never know.

Posted by: Beto at September 19, 2010 04:41 AM (H+LJc)

66 44 Unfortunately, you have to start listening at about 21:45 if you intend to keep your lunch.

Herr, try this to start that video of Toonces at the 21:45 mark. Note the &t=21m45s appended to the end of that video's YouTube URL.

Posted by: NM Geek at September 19, 2010 04:42 AM (IzuWw)

67 @90 Forgot to say, that asswipe makes me want to puke every time he opens his piehole.

Posted by: NM Geek at September 19, 2010 04:45 AM (IzuWw)

68 We earned our place here.
Earning something is a spiritual advancement Obama will never know.

Posted by: Beto at September 19, 2010 08:41 AM (H+LJc)

+++ Beto And when the Texicans got tired of the corrupt Mexican government you saw what happened.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 04:48 AM (BMOIE)

69
My channeling of Eleanor Roosevelt was a gimmick used to fool the rubes into believing that progressive theories were factual and proven. Once over that hurdle, it was simply a matter of plucking the low hanging fruit, also known as the unwashed proletariat, and those classless buffoons were herded into Marxist dogma like sheep to slaughter.

Posted by: Hillay Clinton, Sec of State at September 19, 2010 04:50 AM (v1gw3)

70 Howard Dean teaches a class on how NOT to answer questions. I think he was speaking to a class overseas:

http://tinyurl.com/27b99h7

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 04:53 AM (VuLos)

71 Well, duh...it says 'Austria' right at the beginning.

Posted by: Tami at September 19, 2010 04:54 AM (VuLos)

72
Let me be clearÂ®, the word creator was improperly placed in the Declaration of Independence, and I have rewritten that portion to properly reflect what the founders should have said.

None of the founders would be considered scholars, so repairing their mistake and bringing clarity to fore was my best hope. It has been done.

Posted by: B H Obama, Ruling Class Leader at September 19, 2010 04:57 AM (v1gw3)

73 I'll tell you what kind of house I grew up in. Even say, 50 years ago if the name Eleanor Roosevelt was even mentioned my mother would fly off the handle. Please, don't even say the word Roosevelt.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 04:58 AM (BMOIE)

74 Has anyone seen this:

Iran detains seven U.S. troops: report

TEHRAN (Reuters) Â– Iranian border guards detained seven U.S. troops as they tried to illegally enter the Islamic state, the semi-official Fars news agency reported on Sunday, without giving a source.

I guess Jimmah hasn't had much to do lately. Or maybe they'll call on my governor.

I suspect those "border guards" were somewhere on the Afghan side of the border.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 04:58 AM (IzuWw)

75 Well, I have gone through all the normal news sources and not much out there this morning. Gonna be a slow day.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 04:59 AM (/jbAw)

76 I suspect those "border guards" were somewhere on the Afghan side of the border.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 08:58 AM (IzuWw)

One wonders why no one else is covering that story?

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 05:04 AM (/jbAw)

77 Clinton offers advice to Obama: go sell your plans

FTFA: Giving credit to the Republicans for their candor in the wake of Tuesday's primaries, President Bill Clinton urged President Obama to take his 'story' to American voters and make a more rigorous case for what his administration has accomplished and what they plan to do to spur economic recovery and job growth.

I hope the One takes Willy's advice. I think it will be very well received.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 05:06 AM (IzuWw)

78 102 One wonders why no one else is covering that story?

Good question. It's sourced from Fars and it's only a little more than an hour old. We'll see if any other news organizations pick it up.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 05:10 AM (IzuWw)

79 I hope the One takes Willy's advice. I think it will be very well received.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 09:06 AM (IzuWw)

Does anybody else think that Clinton might be setting Obama up for failure?

Posted by: ErikW at September 19, 2010 05:12 AM (gJJWt)

80 105 Does anybody else think that Clinton might be setting Obama up for failure?

I'd say the odds are better than even.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 19, 2010 05:16 AM (IzuWw)

81 BTW, the Monty book thread is up.

Posted by: Vic at September 19, 2010 05:21 AM (/jbAw)

82 A tea partier

She does look Sarah Palinish.

And Christine O'Donnellish for that matter.

Posted by: monkey poo at September 19, 2010 05:29 AM (4nxhP)

83 She seems nice.

Posted by: Pupster at September 19, 2010 05:54 AM (Fwqtm)

84 If my picks this week suck as badly as last week's picks, I'm switching to picking based on a formular that incorporates cheerleader measurements and the number of drug suspensions for each team.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 07:17 AM (osFsP)

85 @113
I'm sorely tempted, believe me.

Boy, am I missing my NFL Sunday Ticket. The only game we get this morning is Miami at Minnesota. I'm not sure what we get on Fox in the afternoon (I assume the Denver game). I miss my dish!

Posted by: Y-not who had Copland inflicted on her at an early age at September 19, 2010 07:30 AM (osFsP)

86 CDR M,

Comcast. Thx for the link. My guide is showing TBA.

Yeah, if the Minnesota game gets too boring, we'll check out RedZone. We had it before when we had DirecTV and I wasn't too into it, but back then I had any game I wanted so maybe under these circumstances it'll be more appealing.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 07:39 AM (osFsP)

87 I'm getting an error on the link, CDR M.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 07:41 AM (osFsP)

88 I have the world's worst cable provider (Time Warner in North Carolina). At the opening of NFL season we were about 24 hours from losing all ESPN, ABC, etc.affiliates in a stupid dispute over fees. I hate satellite (bad dish experiences in New England weather made me phobic) but I almost wish they would've not come to an agreement so my hand would have been forced.
We get a zillion channels yet it's impossible for me to watch the Patriots.Can't believe it's not the national game, anyway.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2010 07:45 AM (EHI/u)

89 Wow.

Posted by: Corona at September 19, 2010 07:49 AM (woZIc)

90 Off to Panther's game against Tampa, anyone have a clue who is favored?

I suspect the Panthers, but knowing them, they could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Kemp at September 19, 2010 07:50 AM (AQxTm)

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 19, 2010 11:45 AM (EHI/u)

I have it made. My cable carries channels from NY City, Philly and Scranton. A lot of duplication but I don't watch ABC, NBC or CBS anyway. But during football season there are different games in the different markets sometimes so I have a good chance of seeing the most interesting games.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 07:53 AM (BMOIE)

That picture is sexist.

Posted by: gus at September 19, 2010 07:59 AM (Vqruj)

93 @121 I hate satellite (bad dish experiences in New England weather made me phobic) but I almost wish they would've not come to an agreement so my hand would have been forced.

Which carrier? I had DirecTV in Indiana, which doesn't as much snow as NE but definitely has lots of grey skies and rain (plus tornadoes) and we didn't get knocked out very often, certainly no more than cable did in Houston or Boston.

Maybe you should try again. Dish technology has improved, I think, so if your experience was a few years ago, it may be much better now.

Now in Indiana we couldn't get any locals or any CBS, so that blew, but I think that was a rural market thing.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 08:11 AM (osFsP)

94 Getting back to my post at 124, at 1:00 the CBS stations from Scranton & Philly have the Steelers. The FOX station from NE PA. up here has the Eagles and the CBS from NY City has the Dolphins - Vikes. So, dammit, I'll be switching between the Steelers & Eagles.

Posted by: PoconoJoe at September 19, 2010 08:22 AM (BMOIE)

95 This morning is a true test of my football addiction. With only one game to "choose" from, can I muster any enthusiasm for the Dolphins v Vikings game? Normally, I'd root for the Fins to decapitate Far-vreh, but Mr. Y-not got stuck with him on a couple of his fantasy teams, so...

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 09:03 AM (osFsP)

96 I'd like to thank those of you too lazy to pick for the morning's games in league 6. Perhaps I can climb out of the basement.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 09:05 AM (osFsP)

97 I expected a much more robust boob thread than what I'm seeing here at kickoff. You people need to step up your game.

Posted by: Beagle at September 19, 2010 09:06 AM (sOtz/)

98 @134
What do you think this is -- the Jawa Report?!

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 09:07 AM (osFsP)

99 Bears lead the Cowgirls early, but holy crap, Cutler is getting pounded.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 09:18 AM (4g5dk)

100

Tickle me Romo is in neg. numbers!

sweet.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2010 09:31 AM (fRz2y)

101 Poop.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 09:32 AM (4g5dk)

102 maybe that will wake the cowboys O up?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2010 09:32 AM (fRz2y)

103 Boo ya!!!

Nice quick score to make up for that punt return.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 09:39 AM (4g5dk)

104 Romo, earning his keep- Finally a passing TD!?!?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2010 09:58 AM (fRz2y)

105 Hmmm, how can we work Christin O'Donnell or Mike Castle into this thread?

[ducks, scampers]

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2010 10:05 AM (BP6Z1)

106 This is not the place to talk about Delaware.

Talk about me!!

Posted by: Ines Sainz's Ass at September 19, 2010 10:06 AM (BP6Z1)

107 @142
Brett Favre is like Mike Castle: he doesn't know when to retire?

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:06 AM (osFsP)

108 KC Pick 6!!!!

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2010 10:06 AM (BP6Z1)

109 @142
Christine O'Donnell is about as lucid as Kolb was after last week's game.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:07 AM (osFsP)

110 Da Bears!

That was a clean catch, Wade.

Posted by: Chris R at September 19, 2010 10:09 AM (AO4qz)

111

I went out for a minute and Tickle-me-Romo took another dump?

WTF happened?

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2010 10:27 AM (fRz2y)

112 Gotta love me a Hobo named Shady McCoy.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 19, 2010 10:32 AM (oZriO)

113 BEARSSS!!!

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 10:33 AM (4g5dk)

114 The only thing real about that cheerleader is her belly button. Sheesh Dave. Can't you find any NATURAL ones?

Posted by: kevlarchick at September 19, 2010 10:36 AM (HsB0M)

115 'Looks like I'm headed to another mind-numbingly bad week.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:37 AM (osFsP)

116 Starting to look like Favre should have stayed retired.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 10:39 AM (4g5dk)

117 @154
It looks like a better use of Brett's time is emailing pictures of his junk to reporterettes.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:41 AM (osFsP)

118 watching my picks all get pwnd, hate this fuckin game

Posted by: trailortrash at September 19, 2010 10:41 AM (zB1JW)

119 @156
Me, too. Right now I think I have only one game going my way.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:43 AM (osFsP)

120

_{Starting to look like Favre should have stayed retired.}

I have a picture I would like to send to your wife.

I just need her cell #.

_{also, I hunt over bait.}

Posted by: brett favre at September 19, 2010 10:44 AM (fRz2y)

121 It looks like a better use of Brett's time is emailing pictures of his junk to reporterettes.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 02:41 PM (osFsP)

--No thank you. I prefer to flaunt my junk.

Posted by: Ines Sainz, Crack Reporter at September 19, 2010 10:50 AM (BP6Z1)

122 I hate Brett Favre.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 10:51 AM (osFsP)

123 favre needs to retire again, right now would be a good time

Posted by: trailortrash at September 19, 2010 10:51 AM (zB1JW)

124 Sure coulda used a game like this from Matt Ryan last year.

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2010 10:55 AM (BP6Z1)

125 Ricky Williams was probably smoking weed in the huddle before that fumble.

Posted by: Chris R at September 19, 2010 10:56 AM (AO4qz)

126

_{Posted by: Will Folks at September 19, 2010 02:46 PM (uCjoj)}

Go 'Coks!

Posted by: brett favre at September 19, 2010 10:56 AM (fRz2y)

127 RedZone is a painful experience where your picks are as lousy as mine are.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 11:04 AM (osFsP)

128 #167
ha thats what im watching too, killing me

Posted by: trailortrash at September 19, 2010 11:08 AM (zB1JW)

129 Great, in my keeper league it's looking like Freddy Jackson will have the better game than Jerome Harrison.

Crap. It would be sweet if he got traded to the Packers though.

Posted by: logprof at September 19, 2010 11:17 AM (BP6Z1)

130 While you morons are becoming NFL brain dead I'm off to. Nordstrom . Jeeves bring around the Bentley.

Posted by: mpfs at September 19, 2010 11:31 AM (4lTlb)

131

_{Posted by: mpfs at September 19, 2010 03:31 PM (4lTlb)}

Happy Girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2010 11:33 AM (fRz2y)

132 Eeeek! Prada patent leather loafers ...only $850. A bargain!

Posted by: mpfs at September 19, 2010 11:40 AM (4lTlb)

133 Cowboys need a kicker. Hasn't that been the case for the last 4 years or so?

Posted by: Chris R at September 19, 2010 11:42 AM (AO4qz)

134 I'll trade you a picture of your Prada's for a picture of my Crocs.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 19, 2010 11:48 AM (oZriO)

135 DA BEARSSS!!!

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 11:50 AM (4g5dk)

136 Sorry Jets fans, the sight of an 0-2 Brett Favre trumps the Miami win.

Posted by: Chris R at September 19, 2010 11:52 AM (AO4qz)

137 Oh yes There will be bragging when I get home

Posted by: Navycopjoe on his IPhone4 at September 19, 2010 12:01 PM (p9h1L)

138

Michael Vick is going to have to fight me to see who gets to be Shady McCoy's bitch tonight.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 19, 2010 12:07 PM (oZriO)

139 C'mon, Tennessee! Force it to OT and then win by a TD... please!

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:10 PM (osFsP)

140 Two points so far -- I rock.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 12:15 PM (4g5dk)

141 @181
I've got three big uns, headed to four for the morning... which is certainly a lot better than last week, but still pretty damned crappy.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:18 PM (osFsP)

142 Da Bears!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at September 19, 2010 12:18 PM (sVu2f)

143 How's this for an epic burn? My dad's in SD and, because the Charger's game is blacked out, he's going to get NE at Jets. Here in LA? Stoopid fucking Charger game. Thanks a pantload, CBS. I hope all your dicks fall off.

Posted by: Peaches at September 19, 2010 12:23 PM (sVu2f)

144 Bonehead Texan's kickoff receiver just ran the ball out at his own one inch line.

Posted by: mesablue at September 19, 2010 12:25 PM (4g5dk)

145 Stoopid Eagles are blowing the spread.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:29 PM (osFsP)

146 Die in a fire, Michael Vick.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:30 PM (osFsP)

147 Bloodbath=3 and 9 . Fuck .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 19, 2010 12:40 PM (XDeui)

148 I hate the Eagles.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:40 PM (osFsP)

149 ^ 3 of 9

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 19, 2010 12:41 PM (XDeui)

150 Based on my performance thus far -- coupled with my new home state (Utah) -- I'm thinking of making next week's picks by drawing teams out of a hat.

Posted by: Y-not at September 19, 2010 12:53 PM (osFsP)

151 I'm 5 and 4. That's scary good for me.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at September 19, 2010 12:55 PM (oZriO)

152 Yay! CBS pulled their head out of their ass and put on the Pats-Jets. Woo hoo!

Posted by: Peaches at September 19, 2010 01:14 PM (sVu2f)

153 'Skins and Texans in OT. Wonderful clock management going on by both teams.

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:19 PM (2g2ex)

154 Texans saved by the TO

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:25 PM (2g2ex)

155 Whaddya know, lightning doesn't strike twice. FG no good.

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:26 PM (2g2ex)

156 What is this, soccer? Get up and play or get off the field

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:28 PM (2g2ex)

157 a gigantic first down, now under review

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:31 PM (2g2ex)

158 this is like NASCAR's late yellow flag for debris on the track, gets 'em all bunched up again for a dramatic finish.

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:32 PM (2g2ex)

159 Booya!

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:33 PM (2g2ex)

160 Now reviewing the big catch, gotta kill the momentum

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:34 PM (2g2ex)

161 Time to end this thing

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:38 PM (2g2ex)

162 WOOT!

Posted by: C ount de Monet at September 19, 2010 03:38 PM (2g2ex)

163 Dave, sorry our boys had to whip you again. And if that delicious looking, lightly oiled chicken with the yummy funbags ended up on one of our plates, well that's how war goes. To the victor goes the FunBags.

Posted by: Jerome at September 19, 2010 07:26 PM (maka6)

164 The Cowboys are my team. The photo says why. The team may suck but they still have the best looking cheerleaders. By the way Mr. Jones, time to start the firings.

Posted by: Case at September 19, 2010 09:20 PM (s07P2)

165

DA BEARSS!!

Posted by: TallDave at September 20, 2010 03:39 AM (lNW+B)

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