December 07, 2010
— Dave in Texas Peyton Manning is human after all. On the plus side, looks like his income taxes aren't going up.
Lose a few, win a few, as they say.
Here's the moron standings you morons, including the low rung lamest football pickers you ever smacked in the mouth for their lunch money.
The Good:
Reggie Bush's Birth Cert: 111
joltin' j: 109
Quarreyman: 106
Commando Pete: 106
Bruin 22: 105
Iowa Amy: 105
HailMaryHector: 105
The Bad and the Ugly
Ben: 98
DrewM:92
Russ from Winterset: 90 (who correctly picked 13 last week!)
CDR M: 90
DiT: 84
Thanks as always, to Ben and CDR M for the cipherin.
Exit question: Jason Garrett, good enough?
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Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 07, 2010 11:12 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Truman North at December 07, 2010 11:13 AM (G5JPI)
Peyton Manning is human after all. On the plus side, looks like his income taxes aren't going up.
In other news, Tom Brady is still a sissy boy and his wife is an eco-freak hypocrite Fountain of Decadence. The only enjoyable part of the Jets/Pats game last night was the few times I saw Brady on his back.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2010 11:13 AM (9hSKh)
Probably, if he get's a better defensive coordinator in the off-season. But he may not really get a chance: interim head coaches tend not to, as a rule.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2010 03:13 PM (9hSKh)
I don't get ESPN, but I agree: that's the best part of any Pats game.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 07, 2010 11:17 AM (8y9MW)
Drew, isn't that kind of like being excited you just beat a five year old in checkers?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 07, 2010 11:18 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Ben at December 07, 2010 11:18 AM (wuv1c)
The Steelers Ravens game was the most entertaining game of the weekend. I was looking forward to a Steelers-Ravens Sunday and Jets-Pats Monday game, too bad the monday game was over in the first few minutes.
Posted by: Ben at December 07, 2010 11:19 AM (wuv1c)
Whether it's a 5 year old in checkers or Dave in Texas...if you are keeping score, the goal is to win.
I do not placate*.
*How many old school morons get that reference?
Posted by: DrewM. at December 07, 2010 11:20 AM (HicGG)
Jason Garrett is an unrepentant ginger who acts as a doppleganger for the guy from Queens of the Stone Age.
With that said, they need to beat Philly this week.
Posted by: The Q at December 07, 2010 11:21 AM (2dOeM)
Posted by: Them Evil Rethuglicans© at December 07, 2010 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli© at December 07, 2010 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
I'm not saying you should go easy on him, just that its not something to be excited over. My wife doesn't let me win when we play Cribbage (a game I despise and am no good at); that doesn't mean she should be excited when she wins.
And I bet you don't let little kids win races with you- and then you laugh at them for losing.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 07, 2010 11:29 AM (8y9MW)
I would become an Eagles fan but every time I support them I remember that Michael Vick is their QB. And he used to be a Hokie. And that the team is in Philly. Otherwise I'd be a fan in a heartbeat.
if the world needed an enema, the tube would be stuck into Philadelphia.
Posted by: Ben at December 07, 2010 11:30 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 07, 2010 11:30 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2010 03:13 PM (9hSKh)
I sense a homo-erotic meme. Come to my 'lab' for testing
Posted by: DOCTOR Alf Kinsey at December 07, 2010 11:32 AM (UqKQV)
You like vomiting on children?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 07, 2010 11:32 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: toby928™ at December 07, 2010 11:32 AM (S5YRY)
if the world needed an enema, the tube would be stuck into Philadelphia.
Apt location, given that Delaware and New Jersey would then be the ass-cheeks.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2010 11:35 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 07, 2010 03:35 PM (pLTLS)
Or this prank with Cash4Gold:
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 07, 2010 11:39 AM (LdYLm)
Posted by: joncelli© at December 07, 2010 11:39 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: fluffy of the North at December 07, 2010 11:41 AM (4Kl5M)
Meh, the guy's the loser, but I've seen worse legal name changes.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 07, 2010 11:41 AM (9hSKh)
Or this prank with Cash4Gold:
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 07, 2010 03:39 PM (LdYLm)
My favorite quote - "Your request for an ungreased, Hammertime, lovemaking session"
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 07, 2010 11:41 AM (LdYLm)
Posted by: fluffy, failed sock puppeteer at December 07, 2010 11:44 AM (4Kl5M)
I hope the Skins win just because they benched for good that overpaid fatass Albert Haynesworth and will cut him at the end of the season. I wish they'd cut him now. And then smoke him and serve him with pancakes.
Fargen crybaby lazy farg.
Posted by: Auspex at December 07, 2010 11:48 AM (eW/VU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 07, 2010 12:35 PM (Z6Mgb)
Posted by: Lincolntf
It was only a couple of points, but in his defense, he did have Kerry Collins as his starting QB.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 07, 2010 06:27 PM (oREHE)
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