January 09, 2010
— DrewM Welcome to a repeat of last weekend....
Jets v. Bengals/Eagles v. Cowboys.
My fearless predictions (not against any spread): Just like last weekend Jets and Cowboys win. Bet accordingly (in other words, the opposite).
Bonus prediction, what little attention the MSM pays to Harry "Light Skin" Reid will be spun into, Harry would love to see the blackest man imaginable who speaks in nothing but Ebonics elected President but you racists won't allow it so Reid supported the "light skin" non "Negro dialect" speaking Obama.
And you're a racist for mentioning it but that goes without saying.
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Posted by: EC at January 09, 2010 12:02 PM (iWj1i)
The question remains: Instead of shelling out dough for season tickets (and in some cases a seat license as well), why not just put the money toward a killer TV and watch your team from home? Is it really better to watch a Pats game from the third deck, a million miles from the field, than it is sitting on your sofa in front of a 50-inch plasma with HD? You can even invite your friends, or rotate houses every week. Is it really that much of a dropoff?
(The short answer: No. The long answer: No, but by remaining at home, if you're a family guy who frequently thinks about things like, "I'm trapped, why did I do this to myself?" and "Instead of getting married and having four kids, I wish I had just driven my car off a bridge at 115 mph," you might need those 10 getaways per year to recharge your batteries, have a few too many cold ones, smoke a few cigarettes that your wife would have never let you smoke, and maybe even hit on a heavyset girl wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey whose eyes are two different sizes. Or as married Jets fans call it, "me time.")
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 12:02 PM (I+To0)
Put on a pair of pantyhose.
Wear a fur coat.
Make a wild prediction on whose winning the super bowl.
Posted by: JavaJoe at January 09, 2010 12:07 PM (e9JZd)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 12:08 PM (RgXpA)
Bengals over Jets tight. Sanchez turns the ball over. Cheerleader not withstanding.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:09 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 09, 2010 12:11 PM (rnacP)
Posted by: Blazing Saddles at January 09, 2010 12:11 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 04:04 PM (fx8sm)
I just dumped a dozen wings in the "Lil' Firehazard 3000". Beer is a given.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 12:12 PM (RgXpA)
Has there ever been a time when 3 out of the 4 games being played on Wild Card Weekend were re-matches of week 17?
Wild weekend, indeed. They should call it deja vu weekend.
Posted by: also known by many names at January 09, 2010 12:12 PM (jVldi)
I'd hit it, but it would be weird taking the cup out.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 12:13 PM (RgXpA)
Jets 17 Bengals 14
Eagles 27 Cowboys 24
Wade Phillips' playoff career wins = 0
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 12:13 PM (xCBQ4)
Is that what we do here?, cause I'm learnin the traditions.
Posted by: Panty Bomber at January 09, 2010 12:14 PM (DIYmd)
Not only are the Jets and Cowboys gonna lose today, they're both gonna get stomped. Both the Eagles and Bengals are superior teams to their opponents. It won't even be close. Mark me words.
Wade Phillips will finally be fired. And he'll be fired tonight.
Posted by: also known by many names at January 09, 2010 12:15 PM (jVldi)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 09, 2010 12:15 PM (FHh/U)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 04:13 PM (xCBQ4)
The big joke here in Bengaldom (a region known for its cynicism) is how it would be to be a fly on the wall when the Jets were reviewing last week's game film.
"So when he falls down, we blitz, right?"
They got absolutely no intel from that last engagement. Bengals will smoke them at home.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 12:16 PM (RgXpA)
On my bucket list is getting to go to JerryWorld and watch the Cowboys.
Posted by: TheresaD at January 09, 2010 12:17 PM (iGCmo)
Is that what we do here?, cause I'm learnin the traditions.
Posted by: Panty Bomber at January 09, 2010 04:14 PM (DIYmd)
Then we light our stones on fire.
Shame you missed out on the beer and wings.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 12:17 PM (RgXpA)
hey, anyone remember when Warren Sapp was talking about his decision to go to Oakland instead of Cincinatti?
Sapp said, "Cincinatti's not going anywhere. With Carson Palmer? Nah, they're not going anywhere."
hahahahhaha, fuck you, Warren Sapp.
Posted by: also known by many names at January 09, 2010 12:18 PM (jVldi)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 12:18 PM (xCBQ4)
OK Why are some of the photos not showing up and others do?
I can't get Cheerleader to show? Got Web Washer disabled.
I am thinking someone doesn't post pics right?
Posted by: Kemp at January 09, 2010 12:18 PM (2+9Yx)
Bengals, okay. But Eagles? Where? QBs - close to even, RBs - close to even, TE - close to even, WR - close to even, CBs close, but safeties - Cowboys better, OL - Cowboys better by injury, DL - Cowboys. LBs - don't know Special teams - Eagles on kickoffs, but Cowboys lead in touchbacks. I don't see an superior team in the Eagles when positions compared.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:18 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: playoffs, baby. at January 09, 2010 12:20 PM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 12:20 PM (I+To0)
oops, you know what? I take that back. Cowboys' Defense was much better than the Eagles' D this season.
Posted by: Sam Wyche at January 09, 2010 12:21 PM (jVldi)
Well, I respect your opinion, but I don't see it. Their safeties aren't good enough to be a great defense, imo, and I don't think they are better then a D that blanked two division foes back to back. Coaching is a wash. Reid is good, but flawed, and if is close at the end may mismanage time. Garrett is good but flawed (he's kind of hit/miss I think, either kills it or fails) and Wade is good, good D coach.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:23 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 12:23 PM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 09, 2010 12:24 PM (rnacP)
I think they have the best offensive player on the field, but the sum of the parts is less. If they can get big plays from their superstar, that might trump whatever plays Austin and co make.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:25 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 12:25 PM (xCBQ4)
okay, okay, the Eagles' D sucks
But still, tell the truth, on a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you for a Cowboys win?
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:25 PM (jVldi)
I read where 72% when a team has the opportunity to win 3-0 in the NFL, they do. My no 3-0 experience is that in college basketball can't win home/home/tourney.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:26 PM (Uy/AI)
Cowboys over the City of brotherly shove, 42-0
Posted by: dick at January 09, 2010 12:27 PM (4Xs5Z)
Talent wise 7.5 to 8; monkey back wise 6, maybe 5.5
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:27 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 12:29 PM (XllG0)
okay, so you think the Cowboys should win but have about a 55% chance of winning. That sounds about right. Except I'd go 50/50.
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:29 PM (jVldi)
I just see the Eagles coming out to a quick 14-0 lead in the 1st and the Cowboys never being able to catch up.
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:30 PM (jVldi)
That's what i was going to say, i'd actually put it 45/55, just because i think the Iggles are gonna come out lookin for revenge. Combine that with Romo/Phillips/Garret's obvious lack of big game skills and it doesn't look good for the Boys.
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 12:32 PM (XllG0)
But, but, but, don't forget McNabb only plays the first half of games, then goes to sleep in the 3Q and for most of the 4Q.
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:33 PM (jVldi)
And these days, I don't think the homefield is worth too much, but for a team that likes to run no-huddle offense, you want that at home so the crowd cooperates. That I think will play a factor in the Philly offense tonight in a negative sense.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:34 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 12:35 PM (I+To0)
Another thing: Why did Lovie Smith get shitcanned?
Was it his fault they got Jay Cutler? And whatever happened to Rex Grossman?
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:36 PM (jVldi)
Where is that from? Romo's postseason numbers aren't bad, just encapsulated in one bad FG hold. Garret, last year took a step back, but this year has taken a big step forward. His game plan last week (a big game) or the Saints (a big game) I thought was well done. Phillips D is going to play well because they have the personnel that allows them to get pressure and still play good coverage.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:36 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 09, 2010 12:38 PM (DIYmd)
I feel bad for Jim Zorn. And I feel bad for the next head coach of the Redskins.
There's a team that will never be good while Dan Snyder is running things. Same goes for the Lions. They'll never be good while the same people are in the front office.
Posted by: also bla bla bla at January 09, 2010 12:39 PM (jVldi)
The Jets are going to run roughshod over the Bangles again, and the Cowboys will rout Philly for a third time. Anyone want to hear my theory on why blacks make better athletes?
Posted by: Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder at January 09, 2010 12:39 PM (3Yi8i)
Posted by: SDH at January 09, 2010 12:41 PM (tqjsp)
Anyone near a sports book? Somebody drop a benjamin on the Cowboys to go all the way, what the hell. I'll drink the koolaid.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 12:44 PM (fx8sm)
And a routing by the Eagles last year and a performance so bad that he literally looked like he didn't know how to play his position against the Giants the year before.
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 12:47 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 12:48 PM (I+To0)
Posted by: SDH at January 09, 2010 12:52 PM (tqjsp)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 12:54 PM (xCBQ4)
This is 4th year, playing well (smartly) down the stretch. I had forgotten the Giants performance, I don't expect a repeat of that, and it's not a concern for the Cowboys, imo, unless/until they face GBay.
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 12:56 PM (Uy/AI)
Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2010 12:57 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 09, 2010 01:02 PM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2010 01:06 PM (xCBQ4)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 01:29 PM (OkT2m)
That's much, MUCH better. Got a beer, going to eat some wings, it's enough to watch a crappy afc playoff game.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 01:33 PM (TJ0yS)
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 05:33 PM (TJ0yS)
My local pub took wings off of the menu!
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:06 PM (o4SzL)
Nope. Only Jerry Glanville could come close matching his ass-clownery. Although Oakland dude might be getting there.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:06 PM (TJ0yS)
My local pub took wings off of the menu!
That's not right, that's not right at all. Have you considered litigation? This is pretty injurious.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:08 PM (TJ0yS)
Smiling. High-fiving. Celebrating.
A head coach doesn't do these things on the sidelines, let alone during the first half.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:11 PM (bLZ8Q)
Bob Costas is a fraud. That little midget is the most boring sports personality ever.
NBC fucking sucks. News, sports, tv shows, everything.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:12 PM (bLZ8Q)
But Cable in Oakland at least acts professionally on the sidelines
True, but I wouldn't want to be in a meeting room with him.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:13 PM (TJ0yS)
A pub not serving wings is like a pub not serving draft beer!
Do muslims own your local pub?
Wait. Let me guess. The Amish own the pub?
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:14 PM (bLZ8Q)
Taking hot wings off a pub menu is like... like... breast reduction surgery or something. I can't even wrap my brain around that decision.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:15 PM (TJ0yS)
I'm sure Rex Ryan is a good man, but, damn, he's a buffoon. And the shit that comes out of his mouth...
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:16 PM (bLZ8Q)
They start on the 42 and the asshole announcers don't even mention the lousy kick and fantastic field position!!!
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:18 PM (bLZ8Q)
Hugging, neither. Call me a prude, but there's no need for snuggling until the victory is in the books.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 02:21 PM (OkT2m)
Rick Reilly's column. Got a laugh out of it because he tried to set it up sounding tough and manly and then professes his love for boneless teriyaki chicken wings. I'll have teriyaki wings once in a while, and I know some people who won't eat wings with bones in them, but it just sounded kind of funny.
You having the standard Buffalo Wings, Dang Straights?
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:21 PM (o4SzL)
"Did I just see Charles Barkley in drag, or is this some kind of horrible dream?"
That was Michelle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2010 02:22 PM (T1boi)
Posted by: sixpckr at January 09, 2010 02:24 PM (Aw7Iv)
Wait. Let me guess. The Amish own the pub?
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 06:14 PM (bLZ8Q)
Nah. Irish. New partners wanted to make it more "traditional".
The wings were never that great anyway, it's just the principle.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:25 PM (o4SzL)
you had to do it, didn't you?
DIDN'T YOU?!?!
You mentioned teriyaki and now I've got a mad craving for chin--, um, chinese food.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:25 PM (bLZ8Q)
It's hard to fuck up wings.
Heck, even the big bag of frozen wings at the super market are tasty when you heat 'em up.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:27 PM (bLZ8Q)
I used to think boneless wings were an abomination, but I saw the light and usually go with them. But for God's sake, teriyaki? If you aren't at least getting wild sauce on them you need to put on a skirt.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:28 PM (TJ0yS)
I know if Uncle Facts is here, he may back me up being a Rochestarian, but Country Sweet is one of my favorite wing sauces not sure how to describe it but sweet and spicy.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:29 PM (o4SzL)
the really small wings are annoying. after a while you get tire of trying to nibble off the meat.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:32 PM (bLZ8Q)
Heck, even the big bag of frozen wings at the super market are tasty when you heat 'em up.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 06:27 PM (bLZ8Q)
Just don't taste the same if you don't have a deep fryer. And I like them extra crispy.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:32 PM (o4SzL)
I've been on a wicked Wendy's kick lately.
The only thing I like at McDonalds is the Egg or Sausage McMuffin.
Did you they stopped making their awesome hot Apple Pie?
AND their danish, too.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 02:36 PM (bLZ8Q)
A Five Guys is opening a closer location in Westport CT, which is not that far. I feel a Saturday afternoon ritual coming on. Jalapeno Cheeseburgers with hot sauce!
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:39 PM (o4SzL)
This is a burger with spicy sausage, jalepeno jack cheese, and Frank's hotsauce. Absolutely delicious. If you are ever in Houston make sure and hit Hubcap Grill.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:44 PM (TJ0yS)
Just throwing that out there. Not going to happen.
Posted by: Shannow at January 09, 2010 02:49 PM (LJcef)
I like to mix in Matouk's Flambeau sauce (a Caribbean Scotch Bonnet Sauce) with hamburger meat. My favorite hot sauce, good in chili too.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at January 09, 2010 02:49 PM (o4SzL)
Agreed, but I like the Triple Baconator because I'm sure the extra mayo helps cut off a few years of one's life after it's consumption, while the Bacon Deluxe's toppings might negate that a little.
#109. Call me a prude, but there's no need for snuggling until the victory is in the books.
I doubt if the posted cheerleader has been in any '90s Skinemax movies, but even if she wasn't, I'd still feel a (albeit reduced) desire to snuggle with her regardless of victory outcome IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 09, 2010 02:49 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2010 02:49 PM (T1boi)
I used to have sausage patty burgers all of the time as a kid! Is that common in Houston?
It's not a sausage burger, but that does sound delicious. I should recommend it to Hubcap dude. It's a cheeseburger with sliced jalepeno sausage on top, kind of like The Hulk at Becks Prime.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:53 PM (TJ0yS)
Posted by: jack Bauer's Dad at January 09, 2010 02:57 PM (DVl4L)
that defensive lineman for the Bengals looks like he's carrying a baby sasquatch on his back.
The First Lady is at the game?
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 09, 2010 02:59 PM (TJ0yS)
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Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 03:33 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: the flaming dildo at January 09, 2010 03:34 PM (ZRiS8)
the Jets go to the 2nd round and the Giants didn't even make the playoffs
who would guessed that back in Week 1? Not me.
Posted by: Posted by at January 09, 2010 03:36 PM (bLZ8Q)
Posted by: toby928 at January 09, 2010 03:37 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 03:47 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 04:04 PM (I+To0)
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 04:05 PM (XllG0)
The hell was that? Looked like a Peterbilt cab.
Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 04:06 PM (XllG0)
The Cowboys will fold like a cheap suit in this game.
The Eagles simply have a more competent and experienced organization than the Cowboys, who have forgotten how to win a big game. The Eagles seemingly do so every other week, whereas when the Boys come up big, it stops the presses.
Double digit victory by The Cheesesteaks.
Posted by: mike d at January 09, 2010 04:08 PM (4w55p)
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Posted by: Frank G at January 09, 2010 04:50 PM (I+To0)
Posted by: dallas team doctors at January 09, 2010 05:03 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Shannow at January 09, 2010 05:06 PM (LJcef)
FUCK YOU TOO!!
+eleventy
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 05:07 PM (OkT2m)
I might have to start watching figure skating.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 05:10 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at January 09, 2010 05:11 PM (rQTdM)
*eep*
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 09, 2010 05:17 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Shannow at January 09, 2010 05:26 PM (LJcef)
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Posted by: koopy at January 09, 2010 05:48 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: Amused Observer at January 09, 2010 05:50 PM (Uy/AI)
In other news, Chris "Fanboy" Berman is weeping into his autographed Donovan McNabb jock strap.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 09, 2010 06:23 PM (bkkpb)
What the hell kind of analysis is that?
Posted by: Shannow at January 09, 2010 06:25 PM (LJcef)
Wait, 1 more thing, Mr. DeSean, I don't think the Cowboys are scared of you at all.
Posted by: TheresaD the threadkillah at January 09, 2010 06:25 PM (iGCmo)
The Cowboys will fold like a cheap suit in this game.
The Eagles simply have a more competent and experienced organization than the Cowboys, who have forgotten how to win a big game. The Eagles seemingly do so every other week, whereas when the Boys come up big, it stops the presses.
Double digit victory by The Cheesesteaks.
Posted by: mike d at January 09, 2010 08:08 PM (4w55p)
Worst.Prediction.Evah.
I will now fall on my sword.
Posted by: mike d at January 09, 2010 08:04 PM (4w55p)
I expected it to be a closer game. I predicted the Boys would win but that it would be in the final seconds of the game. I didn't know that the game would be essentially over by halftime, it COULDN'T happen 2 weeks in a row against a team like Philly.
Posted by: TheresaD the threadkillah at January 09, 2010 08:14 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: ARC at January 09, 2010 09:42 PM (Hb+LB)
So much for D-Mac. Spring Training starts in 39 days.
Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 09, 2010 10:07 PM (LRM56)
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