June 25, 2010
— Ace Remember when I said, you know, don't just steal videos?
Sometimes you have to.
Anyone notice how the "masseuse" here is acting? Does it seem... familiar?
Well, if it does, you just outed yourself. She acts like every girl in Japanese Porn. "Oh no, oh no, no Goro-san, I couldn't possibly, I couldn't, eeeehhh... eeeehhhh..." [Translated.]
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Posted by: That Chicken at June 25, 2010 12:29 PM (bEKkf)
Isn't that the gold standard?
Posted by: Kratos
It's not so much the quality, but the variety that it offers. They take a different slant on things.
Posted by: The PUNisher at June 25, 2010 12:31 PM (R2fpr)
It's not so much the quality, but the variety that it offers. They take a different slant on things.
I see what you did there...
Posted by: g3cko at June 25, 2010 12:33 PM (k7Ddt)
At least that's what we've learned from our online research for our "museums."
Posted by: PeeWee Herman & Pete Townshend at June 25, 2010 12:34 PM (7ZyYf)
Everybody get your poodle on
Raise your paws in the air
Like you just don't care
Say Bawk Bawk
Pump that leg
Like you're crazed
Everybody get your poodle on
Posted by: MC ManBearPoodle at June 25, 2010 12:37 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Glaucon at June 25, 2010 04:31 PM (mP9Rx
ya ya Dirty knees, look at these!
Posted by: gore at June 25, 2010 12:38 PM (7NcLZ)
I've seen this somewhere else before....
Posted by: 2000 DNC Convention at June 25, 2010 12:39 PM (0pYSi)
Remember when I said, you know, don't just steal videos?
Sometimes you have to.
Yeh, he was just asking for it.
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 25, 2010 12:39 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 25, 2010 12:40 PM (NurK6)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2010 12:40 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Glaucon at June 25, 2010 04:31 PM (mP9Rx)
Well it's a Chinese knock-off of Japanese Pron.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 25, 2010 12:41 PM (f5vi+)
Seriously, why didn't Al Gore just fill his hotel room with willing Eco-groupies?
That's what I would do. All the time. Every day of the year. 24-7.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 12:41 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: Al Gore
I don't remember seeing that one in the Kama Sutra
Posted by: The PUNisher at June 25, 2010 12:42 PM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Ban Ki Moon at June 25, 2010 12:42 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 25, 2010 12:42 PM (TwNgp)
Posted by: texette at June 25, 2010 12:43 PM (3RSI9)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth
We warned you.
Posted by: dangling chad at June 25, 2010 12:43 PM (R2fpr)
That's what I would do. All the time. Every day of the year. 24-7.
I'd make 'em shower and shave, first. Armpits to ankles.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2010 12:43 PM (fx8sm)
Well it's a Chinese knock-off of Japanese Pron.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 25, 2010 04:41 PM (f5vi+)
Is Chinese knock-off porn less expensive but of lower quality, and possibly tainted with heavy metals?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 12:43 PM (oIp16)
Seriously, why didn't Al Gore just fill his hotel room with willing Eco-groupies
Exactly. And someone born after the Eisenhower Administration.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 25, 2010 12:43 PM (0pYSi)
They'd brag about it on JournoList.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 25, 2010 12:44 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Jean at June 25, 2010 12:44 PM (I6dJM)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 25, 2010 04:41 PM (f5vi+)
Is Chinese knock-off porn less expensive but of lower quality, and possibly tainted with heavy metals?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego
Convict labor.
Posted by: Pron Rendered by Chinese (PRC) at June 25, 2010 12:45 PM (R2fpr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 25, 2010 12:46 PM (9Cooa)
Posted by: Chinese Porn Chicks at June 25, 2010 12:47 PM (7ZyYf)
That's what I would do. All the time. Every day of the year. 24-7.
I'd make 'em shower and shave, first. Armpits to ankles.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2010 04:43 PM (fx8sm)
What the hell, I'd make them shave their heads too just so I could act out some twisted bald chick fantasy. You know they would do it!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 12:47 PM (oIp16)
Seriously, why didn't Al Gore just fill his hotel room with willing Eco-groupies?
Lack of self-awareness that everyone he meets isn't a groupie of his?
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 25, 2010 12:47 PM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Editor at June 25, 2010 12:48 PM (pUfK9)
Seriously, why didn't Al Gore just fill his hotel room with willing Eco-groupies?
Because the people who are willing are not the ones he wants to be willing?
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 25, 2010 12:49 PM (R2fpr)
They'd brag about it on JournoList.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 25, 2010 04:44 PM (mR7mk)
Were I Al Gore, I'd want them too. It would make me seem like less of an evil mannequin.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 12:49 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: I'm Quall at June 25, 2010 12:50 PM (eoYse)
Posted by: AlGore at June 25, 2010 12:50 PM (VXBR1)
Now here is an accurate computer model!
To be hoist on his own petard is exsquisite irony indeed. All we need now is some peer review, and we'll be settled.
I am totally serial.
Maybe this is how South Park will work this incident into their Al Gore/Manbearpig storyline.
Posted by: U.S.S. Yorktown at June 25, 2010 12:51 PM (sYEpI)
Were I Al Gore, I'd want them too. It would make me seem like less of an evil mannequin.
Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at June 25, 2010 12:51 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: societyis2blame at June 25, 2010 12:51 PM (7ZyYf)
Alright men, just how many of you travelers to Japan or Okinawa didn't meet Masako? Fess up, she was the best blowjob evah!
Yea I know, they're all named Masako.
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2010 12:52 PM (v1gw3)
The fact that they even have an editing tool/animation package that can throw that together, sort of makes me queasy antsy turgid.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2010 12:52 PM (fx8sm)
Yeah, and the woman is pretty young looking for 54. I'm assuming they just used characters they had on hand.
Still, the smoke and burning eyes were a nice touch.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 25, 2010 12:52 PM (LtIsn)
Of course I watched with my hands over my eyes for most of it.
That damn report was 70+ pages. What the hell was the Pink reference about??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 25, 2010 12:52 PM (pLTLS)
Outed myself as what... someone who wants to have sexual relations with hot japanese chicks? In their vaginas? After midnight(because that's when sex with japanese chicks happens)?
Was there a closet obstructing someone's view?
Posted by: Entropy at June 25, 2010 12:55 PM (IsLT6)
It'd be hard to find enough libs who even know who "Captain Ed" is to rate him a footnote.
Knockoff Japanese pron, though...we're all experts!
even though some of us won't admit it
Posted by: Wannabe Crazed Sex Poodle at June 25, 2010 12:55 PM (Ulu3i)
Thanks!
Posted by: oblig. at June 25, 2010 12:55 PM (x7Ao8)
Posted by: always right at June 25, 2010 12:55 PM (FcKXR)
I am not gay for Shakespeare, but I could turn gay at any instant.
I said the same thing in '59, until I met Mr. Penis.
Posted by: Barney Fag at June 25, 2010 12:55 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Entropy at June 25, 2010 12:56 PM (IsLT6)
I was on a date once with a guy who Took It Out. In public. You may rest assured that I wouldn't sit next to his tiny little schlong on any bed right after that, and given the fact that he was writing around on the ground after I kneed him, he likely wasn't in the mood to do anything on a bed anytime soon anyway.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 12:57 PM (d2EsO)
Seriously, why didn't Al Gore just fill his hotel room with willing Eco-groupies?
That's what I would do. All the time. Every day of the year. 24-7.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 04:41 PM (oIp16)
The smell, for one.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2010 12:58 PM (DrWcr)
I've never watched any foreign porn. I like to be able to understand her when she's yelling " fuck me deeper.....deeper......oooooooaaaahhhh!
Also, I don't know what "gag, choke.....slobber.....sucking sounds sound like in Japanese.
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2010 12:58 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 04:57 PM (d2EsO)
You didn't stick around to find out.
Posted by: Secretariate at June 25, 2010 12:59 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2010 01:00 PM (QKKT0)
Anyone else hard as a rock?
Big time. Gore is lookin svelt. Nice glutes. WE all know how blessed he is as well.
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at June 25, 2010 01:01 PM (0pYSi)
Those darned Japanese! Always making cheap imitations of the real thing!
I want to see the surveillance videotapes!
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 25, 2010 01:01 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2010 05:00 PM (QKKT0)
Nothing I do hurts the environment. Only what you do hurts the environment. Have you learned nothing?
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2010 01:01 PM (pUfK9)
The smell, for one.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2010 04:58 PM (DrWcr)
That's what hotels are for. You do stuff there you can't do at home. When you trash the place, you move on to the next one.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 01:01 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: JDubya at June 25, 2010 01:01 PM (517pb)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 25, 2010 04:58 PM (pEK05)
24/7, chump.
Posted by: The Thing at June 25, 2010 01:03 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2010 01:03 PM (QKKT0)
Most assuredly.
He was a lawyer. Should've known.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 05:01 PM (d2EsO)
Ballsy move. Can I ask how public?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 01:03 PM (oIp16)
Had to mute the audio, but I figured that signified raging chlamydia infection.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2010 01:04 PM (Aqzx6)
He was a lawyer. Should've known.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 05:01 PM (d2EsO)
They're supposed to do it in their briefs, and keep it there.
Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2010 01:05 PM (QKKT0)
You should know AOS by now. That kind of post must be followed by a link. A link like this one
SFW (barely)
http://tinyurl.com/2enkefk
Posted by: Vic at June 25, 2010 01:11 PM (6taRI)
There's a shot in the video of Al Gore thinking of GWB.
I think the translation is "GWB prevented me from getting any."
And we thought Karl Rove and Dick Cheney had power ....
Posted by: Arbalest at June 25, 2010 01:11 PM (nP/tp)
Posted by: TallDave at June 25, 2010 01:12 PM (+3aaV)
Oh, on the outdoor patio deck of a nightclub. With the other half of our double date standing right. there.
My favorite part of the whole incident was that he seemed shocked that this strategy didn't seem to work all that well.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 01:16 PM (d2EsO)
Posted by: japfap at June 25, 2010 01:19 PM (+ABdJ)
101Colin Quinn revealed on Howard Stern
You're a real stand-up guy Quinn, but what do you expect from anything to do with Stern.Posted by: Pocono Joe at June 25, 2010 01:23 PM (M5Bn2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 25, 2010 01:31 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Cicero at June 25, 2010 01:34 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Notice at June 25, 2010 05:16 PM (Oxen1)
Sorry, I don't know anything else to do.
Posted by: Vic at June 25, 2010 01:48 PM (6taRI)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 25, 2010 01:49 PM (FsFM5)
Posted by: Inquiring Reporter at June 25, 2010 01:54 PM (zIUsq)
Oh, on the outdoor patio deck of a nightclub. With the other half of our double date standing right. there.
My favorite part of the whole incident was that he seemed shocked that this strategy didn't seem to work all that well.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 05:16 PM (d2EsO)
That tells me that it may have worked for him at some point in the past, and that wasn't his first time with that trick. Great date horror story!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 25, 2010 01:59 PM (oIp16)
See, here's what I don't understand about this whole story: If he attacked her ONCE, why would she EVER go near him EVER AGAIN? I mean, I know she was probably scared about her job, so she'd do the massage, but why would she sit all cozy-like with him on the bed to enjoy hearing how much Pink hated W?
She was in imminent danger of rape, and also getting the shit beat out of her. He had demonstrated a violent temper early on, from the first time she wouldn't rub his dick. Every time she made a move toward the door he would first cajole her and then when that didn't work, Mr. Hyde came out again. She was trying to appease him without getting hurt. It's all in the transcript, a long read, but a credible description of what occurs when a woman is trapped in a hostile situation with a man whom she had hitherto trusted. It is so easy for onlookers to project their toughness and streetwise savvy from a distance. Recall, in your cited situation - you were in a public place. How different would it have been if you were indoors, terrorized by a man who had all the credibility in the eyes of the public. Suppose you had physically attacked Al Gore in self-defense - he could have claimed it was you who initiated the aggression, and who would have believed your side of the story?
Posted by: you don't know until you've been there at June 25, 2010 02:01 PM (UnMRd)
That tells me that it may have worked for him at some point in the past, and that wasn't his first time with that trick.
Ditto for the goracle. As I read the woman's story, it was clear from VPOOPUS' behavior and reactions to her that he had done this before. He's a career perp.
Posted by: you don't know until you've been there at June 25, 2010 02:03 PM (kcPVO)
Mr. Stone asked for the Ashley Dupre look-a-like, but only a 54-year old version of Miss Barney Frank showed up.
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2010 02:06 PM (v1gw3)
Al Gore had one great accomplishment during his public career. He authored and sponsored the bill that made it necessary to double-clutch toilets if you wanted the waste to enter the drain. Al Gore, a visionary for children, and better known as Mr Poopyhead to children and Tipper!
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2010 02:11 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: chemjeff in moving hell at June 25, 2010 02:12 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 25, 2010 02:13 PM (oLULt)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 25, 2010 02:14 PM (XUIJ5)
Posted by: grace at June 25, 2010 02:16 PM (Exq1l)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 25, 2010 02:17 PM (SjXGn)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 25, 2010 06:17 PM (SjXGn)
Gore played Pink's (the blonde's) "Dear Mr. President" song that is supposed to criticize Bush (I don't really know, I never had the desire to listen to it all) to try to seduce the masseuse. (?!)
Posted by: grace at June 25, 2010 02:19 PM (Exq1l)
Oh, that makes much more sense. I am sorry if I caused you distress by stating what I didn't understand in such a way. I didn't read the transcript and I wasn't aware that the event in question went on for so long, just that Algore fondled her and tried to get her to grope him during the massage. It was kind of a hostage situation, now that I think about it.
I do talk all tough about Mr. Nobody Creepy Attorney, but I seriously did feel violated and shaky after it was all over, and he didn't even touch me. One of my friends encouraged me to press charges, but I just wanted to forget about it. I can't imagine what it must have been like for this woman and the scores of women who must have gotten this treatment from Clinton.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 02:31 PM (d2EsO)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 25, 2010 02:31 PM (wd0Iq)
This woman sounds extremely credible and professional, and the press isn't doing her any favors by isolating her "sex-crazed poodle" and "big lummox" comments out of the context of what happened. MFM summaries, AND conservative summaries, I must say, do not in any way leave the impression that the transcript does. Had I read this, I wouldn't have questioned the account one bit.
SHE VOTED FOR HIM. And really, nobody's doing this poor woman any favors by trivializing this. (I know most people are doing so to make fun of him, not her, but by making light of the accusation, it just makes him sound like a lumbering jerk instead of the violent pervert he is in this transcript.) She had an honest rape scare from this asshole. He took full advantage of his power and position to sexually assault her. And NOW is suspiciously quiet, I've noticed.
I didn't think it was possible to loathe and hold this man in contempt any more than I already did, but once again, this moral-free shithead has outdone himself. I am honestly shaken by this.
Posted by: Filly at June 25, 2010 03:04 PM (d2EsO)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 25, 2010 03:05 PM (qD0Vy)
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Posted by: pitythefool at June 25, 2010 04:24 PM (XjgLX)
Posted by: polyfucius at June 25, 2010 05:04 PM (m2CN7)
Umm, isn't Colin Quinn gay? What kind of happy ending did he get from her?
Did she paint his nails or something?
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2010 04:34 PM (UYace)
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Posted by: theCork at June 25, 2010 07:52 PM (UHrcQ)
No. At least I never found any who did.
Posted by: Anonymous dude who was there at June 26, 2010 05:12 AM (YhZfg)
For another, as I learned while channel surfing, I had the complete TV cable package free. Which included Japanese porn. Which I discovered I could not actually watch for more than about thirty seconds.
It was impossible to decide if the women were enjoying themselves or in great pain and terror. There was a predilection for, um, unusual appliances such as, uh... well, a Coke bottle was the most "normal" device I saw. And finally, none of the men were identifiable - all of them wore hats and sunglasses like Japanese Blues Brothers.
I tried to keep an open mind and did spot checks for the next two weeks, but never saw anything that didn't look like a sexual snuff film. It did help me understand how the nation that could produce the tea ceremony and those terrific woodcuts and even Hello Kitty could also have performed some of the worst atrocities of WWII.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at June 26, 2010 09:16 AM (EJ+Dm)
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