1 Waxman also canceled his plastic surgery appointment to fix his ugly.

2 would only make Democrats look more out of step with America.

Did not realize that was possible.

3 Did not realize that was possible.

Well, the could all show up for the next session of Congress wearing Chinese Army Uniforms, but ya, barring that I think your probably right.

4
Poor democrat-communists.

Try again.  Come on Democrats!-- there must be another deceptive trick you can use.

5

His April 21 witch hunt session has been cancelled, according to left-wingers.

Tears in libby-land.  Are the Kos-tards and Keith Olbermanns of the world going to need sediation and restraining jackets after hearing this?

6 How many CEO's can you fit in one of Waxman's nostrils?

7 Thought it through?  Maybe. It might have occurred to him that more than one CEO might have the stones to answer his idiotic questions by saying "because the goddamn law requires us to disclose material adverse changes you fuckin moron".

8 How many CEO's can you hide in Waxman's nose hair?

9 runningrn ...scary. Morons think alike.

10 Re-reading the words of the Founders - their letters to family and peers, The Federalist Papers, The Anti-Federalist Papers, etc. (documents which paint the attitude and spirit of our Founders at the time of America's establishment) could not paint a picture more clearly that our current government is not only 'out of step with America', but going against the very principles with which our nation was founded.

A government populated with corrupt treasonous dogs... how can this possibly lead to security, prosperity, and liberty?

11

It might have occurred to him that more than one CEO might have the stones to answer his idiotic questions by saying "because the goddamn law requires us to disclose material adverse changes you fuckin moron".

That is my theory.  I'll bet the preliminary communications from the subject companies were along the lines of:  "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!!!!"

12 Tears in libby-land.  Are the Kos-tards and Keith Olbermanns of the world going to need sediation and restraining jackets after hearing this?

Well they really needed sedation and straight-jackets before hearing this, so not sure how much "change" there is there, but we can always "hope" I guess.

13 9 runningrn ...scary. Morons think alike.       Heh!  Moron Group Think!  Catch the wave!

14
Maybe Obama could hide his teleprompter in one of Waxman's nostrils and finally hold a press conference.

15

Heh!  Moron Group Think!  Catch the wave!

If we could harness this....

Just think of that EZ Bake Oven we could power.

16

Here's what Waxman's going to do with his freetime.

Waxman Calls for Baseball Ban on Chewing Tobacco Use

"We don’t let baseball players go stand out in the field and drink beer,” Waxman said during the hearing before the health subcommittee. “The MLB Association won’t let them stand out there and smoke cigarettes,” and chewing tobacco should also disappear from games, he said at the hearing today.

/Do the feds have anything better to do?

 

17 Second look at Caligula!  He needs a miss me yet billboard.

18 Moron Group Think! Catch the wave!

Hey I'm on board. Waxy probably got a few CEO letters saying "can I testify too"

19 _{^{Rep. Barton on Democratic Intimidation Tactics}}Video Here

20

Damn.

Actually this would have made for some good C-Span coverage.

Watching men that manage payrolls explaining Econ 101 to these asswipes is my idea of good television.

21 How many CEO's can you hide in Waxman's nose hair?

Posted by: ford at April 14, 2010 01:56 PM (Ki7fm)

None.  It's a trick question, because the CEOs won't hide.  The fifty of them will braid Waxman's nose hairs into climbing ropes, harnesses, and pup tents, and climb their way out.

22 I for one am very disappointed!  I was looking forward to seeing CEO's frogmarched in handcuffs out of the Capitol Building.  Lady Liberty is weeping as she watches greedy CEO's rape raping our country.  Thank Gaia we still have Strawgate to look forward. 

23 "We don’t let baseball players go stand out in the field and drink beer,” Waxman said

I am surprised the dems still let anybody drink beer.

24 Sorry, don't know how my text got so freakin' small

Barton blast waxman for intimidation <--- Video link

25 When is Waxman going to look into picking up the hobby of sepaku for he and his staff?

26

Watching men that manage payrolls explaining Econ 101 to these asswipes is my idea of good television.

Maybe next time.

Call me.

27 Yeah, I'd have to say somebody clued him in that they were following the law. Bummer drag. I was looking forward to seeing him get his clock cleaned.

28 Dammit. I wanted to see the the Pigman get his alien ass handed to him. "On our planet, Senator Myxlplyz, publicly traded companies must disclose charges against earnings. Now go back to your planet and get your fuckin' shinebox."

29 DAMN! I had my popcorn ready and everything!

30
Just got back from the Tea Party rally at Boston Common.

Pretty good. Saw Sarah Palin from afar, but it was great. The rest of the speakers were good. The best speaker? Victoria Jackson. She was awesome. Very real, very sincere. Victoria was on the stage in the back for hours as sort of cheerleader.

There were several protesters. Small groups of 2-4. Hateful and angry. Pretending to mock us, but they were seething. Bunch of young queers. None of them got out of control, that I saw/heard.

A lotta good signs. A few moonbats did indeed show dressed for a 'tea party.' It was so silly; I was embarrassed for them. There was a couple dressed in a tux and a crappy evening dress ranting about being billionaires, complaining about taxes. Again, silly. Ridiculous.

31 Bush's fault!

32 I think you have it worng, Gabe. Waxman just realized having a camera looking up his pig like nose was just gross...

33 This is disappointing.  The sighting of pigman cavorting in its natural environment is always fascinating.  The way they squeal and wobble their jowls when trying to intimidate a superior opponent is simultaneously amusing and repellent. 

34 DAMN! I had my popcorn ready and everything!

I don't know how you could eat, and watch Waxman talk.
You have an Iron stomach brother.

35 Snort!

36 Rush is talking about this topic right now

37 O/T:  Rush is getting me nervous.  The financial regulatory bill "that passed the house" says it is essentially a "death penalty for companies if they don't behave the way Obama wants them".   dick morris did not lightly use the word totalitarian when describing this bill.  This is how BO will blunt the recent supreme court ruling that allows corporations to make political donations"   "So this puts BO in charge, if he doesn't like who they are donating to and he makes it known to them" then essentially Rush says he can take over the company.

don't know about you but this sorta kinda sound very "hugoesque" to me.

38 Someone must have told him that publicly-traded businesses are required to publicize when they take a charge against earnings.

Or the STFU message was received, by the press or the boards or both. There haven't been any new widely publicized announcements of Obamacare-caused earnings hits since the hearings were called. Did they really plan hearings, or just announce them?

It might be a story. We'll never know it.

39 This guys are dumb as stumps THEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF THEIR OWN LAWS THEY PASS, but god forbid we step outside the lines.... God help us.

40 Besides everything I posted in #38, Rush is saying that this bill suddenly leap frogged in front of all the other bills they thought were coming. 

41 The loss of an opportunity to publicly demonize eeeevil capitalist scum must be killing him.

Glad the CEO's won't have to put up with that particular show, but doubt they're really out of the woods.

42 Someone probably hit the ugly fuck upside the head with a cluebat as soon as he made the initial announcement.

But alas, he had to give the thing a little while for the dumber elements of the society (his voters) to forget he made the announcement.

43
The best part of the day happened before I even got to the rally.

I took the bus/train into town. Hadn't been on a bus in decades. So I get on the bus and asked the driver if they still took cash. Then I asked how to get to Boston Common. The driver said, "Where you going, to that rally?"

I said yep and he said, "I wish I was going."

Why any Republican would run from this movement is simply inexplicable, to paraphrase Robert Palmer.

44 There haven't been any new widely publicized announcements of Obamacare-caused earnings hits since the hearings were called.

Is that a function of the calendar?  The end of the quarter was the end of March.

45 Somebody must have explained to Waxman that for-profit public companies can't just print new money, or borrow from China, to cover losses.

46 Some of the CEO's probably sent Waxman prelim drafts of their prepared initial statements eviscerating him as a clueless dolt and that scared the crap out of him.

That's what I'd have done -- fire a shot across his bow so tightly worded, patently honest/transparent, and backed with voluminous citations of Federal law, that he could have no possible rebuttal that didn't make him look like a blithering idiot.

Asshats like Waxman need to be chopped off at the knees BEFORE they can get on a roll.

47 #39 oblig -

Or the STFU message was received, by the press or the boards or both. There haven't been any new widely publicized announcements of Obamacare-caused earnings hits since the hearings were called. Did they really plan hearings, or just announce them?

It might be a story. We'll never know it.

Well, it's to do with when companies report, not intimidation.

48

This should drive Gabe and Drew nuts.

You can donate to LTC Terrence Lakin's defense fund here.

I just did...

49
worst leftist-hate sign: a big black & white poster of Levi's centerfold pic with an pic of Sarah Palin's head covering his little package

50 #47 If that is true I wish they would publicly release their statements as open letters so the real world could get out to the American people.

51 Good for Waxman, let's just PRAY he doesn't decide to vist Guam instead. WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE FUCKING PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND OR ITS GOING TO TIP OVER INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!

52 Put me some knowledge morons... Is nostril up for re-election any time soon?

53 Well, I lose that bet. 

They really aren't as dumb as bricks. 

Slate?  Yeah, dumb as Slate, the rock and the website.

54
dude, ALL the House members are up.

55 What a friggin' punk.... And DAMN ugly to boot.

56 I don't know how you could eat, and watch Waxman talk.
You have an Iron stomach brother.

That nose... It's like a wormhole to a completely empty universe...

57 Actually announcing the hearings even if they weren't planning to hold them was enough of an effective deterrent for other companies to shut up.  so, in essence they succeeded beautifully.

58

There was a couple dressed in a tux and a crappy evening dress ranting about being billionaires, complaining about taxes. Again, silly. Ridiculous.

I caught some of this Leftist "street theater" a few years back when I was in San Francisco visiting a friend. It was some antiwar protest or other (I lose track). Never mind that the impetus behind the protest was sophomoric and meretricious; the event itself was just a big fat FAIL. (And I do mean fat. Whatever happened to the skinny hippie?) It was on the level of an impromptu third-grade play.

A few past-their-prime earth-mommas were tyring to get a chant going, but they kept changing the words, so no one could get a rhythm going. The guys -- mostly sixties-reject grandpops as far as I could see -- were mosly letting the women do the yelling. There was no sense of real outrage or purpose or zeal; it was mainly just a bunch of middle-aged underemployed idjits wasting a perfectly nice summer afternoon yelling to groups of people who were doing their best to ignore them. (And there wasn't much of a crowd, protestors or onlookers either one. I think the total hippie bolus came to less than a hundred people -- and this is in SF on a nice August afternoon.)

 

59 Just a little obstruction in my airway...I'll get right back on these evil CEOs tomorrow.

60 Ah, and the libs thought they were going to get fitzmas in april.

61 Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 14, 2010 02:32 PM (z37MR)

NECN just did a live report on the Tea Party and every sign in the background was either pro Obamacare or anti Palin. Oh, and a truther sign of course.

62

Ace, that "Mom's White Teeth Trick" ad up there looks like the climax scene in an Albino/White chick porn video.

I congratulate you on your up-scale hot overtanned Acai berry sluts and tooth sex ads with out-of-work blond crack whores.

Keep 'em comin'!

63 60 Being stoned all the time has it's drawbacks...

64 (And I do mean fat. Whatever happened to the skinny hippie?)

Food stamps are easier than collective farming?

65 NECN just did a live report on the Tea Party and every sign in the background was either pro Obamacare or anti Palin. Oh, and a truther sign of course.

Posted by: Mal at April 14, 2010 02:40 PM (Z+qzA)

Fucking brilliantly stupid.

66 There was a couple dressed in a tux and a crappy evening dress ranting about being billionaires, complaining about taxes. Again, silly. Ridiculous.

Let me take a wild stab here, if anybody asked they introduced themselves as Mr. and Mrs. Howell?

67 Too bad, because the CEOs in question would have ripped Waxman a new one, and all they'd have to do is answer his questions honestly!

68

dude, ALL the House members are up.

I thought they were staggered... shows how much I know eh ?

69
When I left, the crowd was thinning and more college punks were showing up. But just a few dozen of them dispersed through the thinning crowd; not many at all. But they had signs.

One asshole was dressed like Uncle Sam holding a toy plastic rifle over his head and walking through the crowd. Looked like someone paid a bum off the street because he looked like he just crawled out from under a rock.

70

Do the feds have anything better to do?

The Democrats hate America, so it stands to reason they would hate our national past time, as well.

71 When I left, the crowd was thinning and more college punks were showing up. But just a few dozen of them dispersed through the thinning crowd; not many at all. But they had signs.

It looks like they're surrounding any cameras they find now that most people are gone.

72 59 Actually announcing the hearings even if they weren't planning to hold them was enough of an effective deterrent for other companies to shut up.  so, in essence they succeeded beautifully.
Posted by: curious

Um, no.

Look at when companies publish their results/charges. In each case, they were due to report their annual results.

73 One asshole was dressed like Uncle Sam holding a toy plastic rifle over his head and walking through the crowd. Looked like someone paid a bum off the street because he looked like he just crawled out from under a rock.

Wait for the drunken guy in Santa Suit's assault wave, I'm sure that will be coming next.

74 NECN just did a live report on the Tea Party and every sign in the background was either pro Obamacare or anti Palin. Oh, and a truther sign of course.

Posted by: Mal at April 14, 2010 02:40 PM (Z+qzA)

In other news, "Ron Paul is the voice of reason in the Republican party" as reported by Politico.

75 Wait for the drunken guy in Santa Suit's assault wave, I'm sure that will be coming next.

Street Fighting Santas Take On Uncle Sam!

76 I'm an avid nosepicker and I would love to have Waxman's nostrils.

77

Street Fighting Santas Take On Uncle Sam!

Ev'rywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy
But what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock 'n' roll band
'Cause in sleepy Boston town
There's just no place for a street fighting santa
No

(With apologies to the Rolling Stones.)

 

78

So when Waxman escaped from the Island of Dr. Moreau, was he a man being changed into a pig, or a pig being changed into a man?

I'm guessing the latter, if it was the former he might still retain some trace of humanity. 

79

With the spotlight on Waxman's nostrils, Billionaire Bruce Wayne is suddenly sweating bullets.

80

dude, ALL the House members are up.

I thought they were staggered... shows how much I know eh ?

Every House member is up for vote every 2 years. Each Senator is up for vote every 6 years, with 1/2 staggered at 2 year intervals.

81 Henry, being dumb, stupid and a pussy is no way to get through life.  Man up, and take your whuppin at the hearings you called.

82 Give Waxman a break.  It must be tough to keep his nose out of things.

83

THE ISLAND OF DR. PELOSI

[Henry 'Snout' Waxman cowers in front of the imperious Dr. Pelosi, his voluminous nostrils aquiver.]

Dr. Pelosi: "What is the law?"

Snout: "Do not walk upon all fours!"

Dr. Pelosi: "What is the law?"

Snout: "Do not root for tasty, tasty truffles!"

Dr. Pelosi: "What is the law?"

Snout: "Do not expel intestinal gas while in the committee chambers!"

Dr. Pelosi: "What is the law?"

Snout: "Do not embarass Dr. Pelosi!"

Dr. Pelosi: "Which of these laws have you broken, Snout?"

Snout: "I have embarassed Dr. Pelosi. Bad! Bad Snout!" (SNOUT strikes himself on the forehead with a fist.)

Dr. Pelosi: "What is the punishment for breaking The Law?"

Snout: "I must emery-board Dr. Pelosi's toe-calluses! I must prostrate myself before the White House Press Corps and take all the blame! I must make sure that no blame or blowback reaches the sublime person of Dr. Pelosi! I must do these things! It is the human way!"

 

84

I'm disappointed. I was hoping the CEOs would get a chance to actually tell everyone how devestating this is going to be.

I think that's why the Politburo cancelled it; the truth was going to be very, very painful.

85 Posted by: steroids at April 14, 2010 03:42 PM

Do you take Discover Card?

86 Democrat Chief Inquisitor Henry Waxman has retreated from his attempt to intimidate companies who dare speak out about the costs and consequences of Obamacare.

They also have to take the time to figure out how to put the exemptions for Congressman from forced shit health insurance back into law without the public finding out about it

87

1/3 of the senate every 2 years. House everyone every 2 years.

Dang, I was hoping Cat and Deere would both park a giant articulated-steering 4-wheel drive tractor on the steps for the hearings.

88 Waxman the cowardly liar. April 21st marks San Jacinto Day when Texans Remember the Alamo. Would have been marvelous to take Waxman down on record in celebration of true tenacity, sacrifice and victory--all of which he abhors.

89 Dang, I was hoping Cat and Deere would both park a giant articulated-steering 4-wheel drive tractor on the steps for the hearings.

Hell, we should be glad they are still following that part of the Constitution. They aren't following much else in it.

90 @5 Kratos:

Are the Kos-tards and Keith Olbermanns of the world going to need sediation and restraining jackets after hearing this?

FIFY

91 I funking KNEW he'd cave!  The bastard isn't as stupid as he looks.  Evidently someone explained the facts of life to Porky.

92

@52 alex, righto. Were I a corporate exec, I'd be saying, "But no, I insist! Let's have those hearings. C'mon, let's have them on C-Span."

Wouldn't it be sumpin' if citizens had the same kind of subpoena powers those committees do, and could jerk the politicos in for a few words under the hot lights? That'd be some good clean fun right there. Put them "on the stump."

Now, were I a conniving proto-Marxist, I'd just have some appointed and heretofore-unheard-of financial audit committee come up with a report saying that the loss charges were excessive, and release that report to the pet broadcasters without comment. And that is what I expect the administration to do.

93

This waxman has to be the ugliest thing I have ever seen.  He has the features of a rat.  He's a ManRatPig.  How could anyone see this and say he has my vote.  My God people have some pride in what you are voting for.  It's time to beautify America.  Vote this ugly piece of crap out of office.  The ugly have no place in politics.  This also goes for the stupid, and those that waste our hard earned tax dollars and those that don't respect our Constitution. 

 

 

 

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