April 01, 2010
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Posted by: incognito at April 01, 2010 09:38 AM (u6X4c)
Well, maybe they aren't too dissimilar...
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 09:38 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 01, 2010 09:39 AM (z4es9)
There is a comedy goldmine about this president that is just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: Don at April 01, 2010 09:39 AM (tTj19)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 09:39 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 09:40 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 01, 2010 09:41 AM (muUqs)
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2010 09:42 AM (OlN4e)
Maybe I'll get some pretzels, too.
Posted by: CUS at April 01, 2010 09:43 AM (wOGfT)
On a side note: doesn't that look like Bob Dole on the unicorn?
Posted by: David in San Diego at April 01, 2010 09:43 AM (/U/Mr)
Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 01, 2010 09:44 AM (zACGu)
Posted by: maddogg at April 01, 2010 09:44 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: EC at April 01, 2010 09:44 AM (mAhn3)
I'm sorry, but I have to give these assholes some money. If this is the kind of advertisement that money is going to buy, then I just have to do it. I hope they learned their lesson in Florida with Crist. Stay out of primaries and keep making awesome, intelligent, entertaining advertisements.
If this is the 2012 message, Obama will not win a single state. Not California. Not New Jersey. Nor Massachusetts or even Illinois. People do not like liars.
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 09:44 AM (dUOK+)
Barry and crew are going to shower the airwaves with whining and crying about the cruel attack ads of the Republicans.
Thanks a lot, NRSC! You've ruined our weekend.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 01, 2010 09:46 AM (r1h5M)
On a side note: doesn't that look like Bob Dole on the unicorn?
I thought it was Grayson. But I can't tell. Would need to see the 10 mile wide scary eyebrow situation he's got going on to confirm.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2010 09:46 AM (pLTLS)
It's true that great pie is a wondrous thing. I'd kill for a well-made peach pie, for example. And, pie has the advantage of having a wider array of types: cream pies, single crust, double crust, fruit pies, graham cracker crust, etc.
However, I think cake > pie. It's more reliably good and it's (particularly cupcakes) a soothing reminder of childhood.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 09:47 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 09:47 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 01, 2010 09:48 AM (i3AsK)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 01, 2010 09:48 AM (muUqs)
Posted by: Bomber at April 01, 2010 09:50 AM (qzoN5)
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 09:50 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: David in San Diego at April 01, 2010 09:50 AM (/U/Mr)
Apu: I think you may have made that up.
Homer: Oh, well just give me a six pack and a bag of Skittles.
I'll kick them some money for this ad. It's better than anything I've seen in a movie theater this year.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 09:51 AM (mHQ7T)
It comes from this.
I know where it comes from; I'm just saying that maybe we should avoid studies done by Puddingists,
Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 01, 2010 09:52 AM (muUqs)
Pie > Cake
Never seen a great cinematic cake fight.
If Marie had said "let them eat pie" she would have kept her head.
All caked up = bad
All pied up = good
There is no "cake in the sky"
Now shut your cake hole!
Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 01, 2010 09:52 AM (Oxen1)
I"m worried that the pointy horn on that animal might get our friends from Texas overly excited. If you know what I mean...
Posted by: Barbarian at April 01, 2010 09:52 AM (EL+OC)
Posted by: some wench at April 01, 2010 09:52 AM (uJBct)
Buncha amateurs. Don't know Political Humor 101
Posted by: sumguy at April 01, 2010 09:52 AM (RdrW8)
Posted by: David in San Diego at April 01, 2010 01:50 PM (/U/Mr)
I always thought that was a Mobil.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 09:53 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: brak at April 01, 2010 09:53 AM (W5NBA)
Posted by: joeindc44 at April 01, 2010 09:53 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 01:39 PM (mHQ7T)
What do you think the rainbow out of the unicorn's ass was?
Posted by: darii at April 01, 2010 09:53 AM (RdrW8)
I always thought it was a joke. "Chewbama so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out."
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 09:53 AM (mHQ7T)
I claim creation of the phrase "Skittle-shitting unicorn".
Posted by: David in San Diego at April 01, 2010 09:54 AM (/U/Mr)
Sorry! doh!
I guess since there are more pudding based pies than there are pudding based cake (Boston Cream "Pie" is a cake, despite its name), pie would win under the pudding factor scoring system.
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 09:54 AM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Hank Johnson of JoeJa at April 01, 2010 09:54 AM (rVJH4)
So no super long threads or else AoSHQ is going the way of Guam.
Posted by: darii at April 01, 2010 09:56 AM (RdrW8)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 09:57 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 01:39 PM (mHQ7T)
What do you think the rainbow out of the unicorn's ass
was?
Posted by: darii
at April 01, 2010 01:53 PM (RdrW
Unicorns shit Skittles. Alicorns shit rainbows.
Posted by: David in San Diego at April 01, 2010 09:57 AM (/U/Mr)
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 09:58 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 09:58 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Wizard of*someguy* id at April 01, 2010 09:59 AM (eoYse)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2010 10:01 AM (OlnxK)
Posted by: looking closely at April 01, 2010 10:01 AM (PwGfd)
If you think that ad is funny, check this out.
Now, that is hilarious!!
Ahhhh. I love the smell of bigotry and hatred in the morning.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 01, 2010 10:01 AM (r1h5M)
(Yeah, I know what's coming)
I never understood that as a kid. WTF was the one actually shaped like a ding dong called a Ho-Ho?
Posted by: MikeO at April 01, 2010 10:04 AM (lBmZl)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 10:04 AM (AZGON)
If you think that ad is funny, check this out.
"We don't say 'lock and load'"? Serious? You can't parody these people.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 10:05 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: David in San Diego at April
I thought it was a Pegacorn?
Posted by: Truman North at April 01, 2010 10:05 AM (e8YaH)
Their announcement stated that "this year, the fish will be napping, not nibbling."
A stick of dynamite will cure that instantly. It would make the fishing better too since they all float to the top.
Posted by: Cicero at April 01, 2010 10:06 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 01:47 PM (Kn9r7)
I giggled at that.
Posted by: Gy Who Giggles at Va-jay-jay Humor at April 01, 2010 10:10 AM (xjA9T)
Posted by: Matthew Yglesias at April 01, 2010 10:11 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 01:57 PM (AZGON)
And a crowd of laughing children in Obama campaign shirts (maybe a dozen whites, three blacks, six or so Hispanics and a couple Asians) dancing in the Skittle shower with their mouths open and their arms held above their heads.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 01, 2010 10:15 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2010 10:17 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2010 10:25 AM (tTdaQ)
This is one of the few Republican committee activities that has been worth a damn lately.
A lot of people cut them off over Cornyn-Crist. The RNC is aimless and wasteful, too. When the occasionally do things right, you have to give them a little treat.
Trust me, if a few thousands conservatives gave them $20 today, it would have a massive effect on the NRSC's behavior going forward. Let them know that they can succeed by appealing to our attitude and view. And don't contribute again until they do something else that impresses you.
And keep giving directly to the best candidates, although we actually do need well funded committees like this, too.
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 10:26 AM (dUOK+)
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 10:28 AM (dUOK+)
You're wrong! Fuck, do I have to teach you fuckers everything?! Outrage is a purpose unto itself!!!
Posted by: somegalposingasaguy at April 01, 2010 10:30 AM (Kn9r7)
I guess what really matters is what sex he intended to be when threatening everyone's kids?
(In case you don't understand, this is a inside joke).
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 10:48 AM (dUOK+)
Posted by: dfdf at April 01, 2010 10:51 AM (jSWOe)
War In Iraq still going on
Illegal War in Pakistan without a UN Resolution
Rendition
Expansion of the Patriot Act
Posted by: dfdf at April 01, 2010 10:52 AM (jSWOe)
She was an abandoned breeding bitch with no idea how to deal with people (like Jeff Goldstein or Perez Hilton... basically the same person I guess). A scared dog that bit folks and contributed nothing to the family. Now she's simply the smartest and most loyal dog imaginable. She got there because I rewarded her when she first started behaving well.
It's common sense, and I know I'm shilling for the NRSC. But we have a limited window to cement this behavior in those assholes. Let them know there's an upside to favoring the Aceofspades types. They are looking for some good news like that, and will follow through. You'll see ads like this on TV in swing states. And isn't that exactly what you want? Isn't that worth a lot more than $25 given to nrsc.org/donations ?
Do it today, and withhold further contributions until they please you again. While contributing to individual candidates primarily makes a ton of sense, we do need some kind of committee funding. We can't succeed without this too.
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 10:59 AM (dUOK+)
War In Iraq still going on
Illegal War in Pakistan without a UN Resolution
Rendition
Expansion of the Patriot Act
----See? Obama's not all bad.
Posted by: fb at April 01, 2010 11:06 AM (G60Nl)
Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2010 02:18 PM (EuD1c)
dfdf ....your point is???
Or did Ygelasis or Axelrod put you up to it to babble some nonsense?
Posted by: crowsting at April 01, 2010
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The point is, Obama is a Liar and was elected to do what i pointed out, he has not done what he was elected to do..
Posted by: dfdf at April 01, 2010 02:47 PM (jSWOe)
"(In case you don't understand, this is a inside joke)."
I'd forgotten that, but yes, now I recall. That was awhile ago.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at April 01, 2010 03:23 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Roy
This is true. The ad got lame at that point. There was no reason to 'set the record straight'. Anyone too stupid to realize that this proves Obama is a fucking liar, is too stupid to ever wake up no matter what you throw at him.
But I think this is the best political ad I've seen in ages, if ever. If you're going to 'set the record straight' by blatantly admitting this is a joke, keep that part very blunt and short.
The problem with smart republicans is that they are worried about the people who are dumb enough to keep believing everything the democrats say. So they have to make every message so fucking patronizing and obvious that they work against themselves. And isn't that why the first half of this ad is so refreshing? They are relying on you to realize Obama's a liar.
Posted by: throwaway handle at April 01, 2010 07:16 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: jmflynny at April 01, 2010 08:03 PM (uyljC)
How about we throw ALL of them out?
I refuse to choose between a hand grenade and a shit sandwich.
I'll vote for a libertarian-conservative candidate who is dedicated to free market small government principles. I will NOT give money to the Republican party machine.
I went to the NRSC's page and what did I find?
John McCain.
Now I'm not one of those nitwits who thinks that JD Hayworth is a worthy candidate. If he did his job properly in the house then he would still be there.
Is this the quality of candidates we can expect to see? Is this the best that we can do?
I'm sick of it.
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