January 05, 2010
— Ace I'm not sure if this is going to work, but just in case you're interested and can arrange it, Iowahawk has told me he's in NYC on Monday, and wants to have a beer.
Since I don't really want to talk to him very much, I figured I could round up a bunch of people for it so I could less-obviously ignore him.
This is kind of sketchy because he's got some kind of stupid thing to do later on that night and I'm not sure if it will all actually work.
Anyway, if you're in NYC or can get here, maybe keep the day open. I'll talk with him (and some folks who recommend meeting places) and see if I can't lock this down.
Oh, and re: Aceapalooza: I haven't done anything on this in a while. First I was waiting to hear back from a Big Macher (he seems to have passed, silently), then I got busy, and all during this time I was also lazy. I will get back on that soon.
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Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 05, 2010 11:00 AM (E0EDC)
Since I don't really want to talk to him very much, I figured I could round up a bunch of people for it so I could less-obviously ignore him.
You "educated elite" are all alike.
Not talk with "the man" WTF, does he wants you to buy the valu rite? Can't understand that Midwest accent, who can, eha.
Be nice he lives in fly over country.
Posted by: Kemp at January 05, 2010 11:00 AM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Kemp at January 05, 2010 11:02 AM (2+9Yx)
Let me guess, you only want to talk about shooting par and porn.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2010 11:02 AM (NoFab)
The only thing keeping me from flying to NYC is the TSA's full body cavity search. Other than that.......
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 05, 2010 11:03 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 11:04 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 11:05 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 11:07 AM (muUqs)
Hey, Rum. Wanna pick me up in Savannah on the way up? We could stay with my ultra lefty lib sis-in-law in the city. It would be fun to watch her head explode when I explained we were going to hang with some conservative bloggers.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 05, 2010 11:08 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: 8 Feet of Snow at January 05, 2010 02:59 PM (IhQuA)
It has actually been warmer in NYC this week than it has in the South.
Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2010 11:08 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: joncelli at January 05, 2010 11:10 AM (RD7QR)
What, 24 hours in the drunk tank in Iowa City?
Believe it was for murder or traffic tickets.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 11:11 AM (muUqs)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 11:11 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2010 11:14 AM (IcVGZ)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 05, 2010 11:14 AM (Q41Zh)
Rum, I like the way you think. She hates Sarah Palin with the heat of a thousand suns. It's that lack of an Ivy education or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 05, 2010 11:15 AM (UOM48)
FIFY.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 11:15 AM (muUqs)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:16 AM (QdUKm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2010 11:18 AM (i3AsK)
And I still vote for KC for the palooza thing. The most centrally located "big city", great BBQ and live entertainment and Lawrence (99% libtard) Ks only a half hour away. Think of the hunting possibilities right there.
btw - Morons, if you wish to purchase an out of state libtard/hobo hunting license, they must be purchased through me as I am the only state approved outlet for them.
Moronettes, we can work something out I'm sure.
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:22 AM (QdUKm)
12 I'll be on the right coast, but the wrong state. How long does it take to get from Orlando to NYC?
Walking, driving or flying?
If you're driving, come through Charlotte, you'll only have 12 more hours. Actually, just go up I 95 it's about 30 hours.
Flying? 2 hours in terminal before, 2 hour flight. half hour cab ride, bingo you there!
Walking start today, be there for May Day.
Posted by: Kemp at January 05, 2010 11:23 AM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 05, 2010 11:24 AM (rplL3)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 05, 2010 11:24 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 05, 2010 11:25 AM (B5cM9)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 05, 2010 11:25 AM (Q41Zh)
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 11:27 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 11:27 AM (muUqs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 05, 2010 11:28 AM (i3AsK)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 11:32 AM (cniXs)
Charles Johnson supports "fisting" for seventh graders??? I hope this article is wrong, but Charles does slam people for their associations. By his own criteria he may support fisting for kids. I just don't know. I hope Charles can claify. http://tinyurl.com/yj53xeg
Posted by: JDW at January 05, 2010 11:33 AM (uw+0A)
Posted by: skye at January 05, 2010 11:33 AM (HwMXR)
@40 Hi ya Jewels, drive about an hour west and a half hour south and your in spittin' distance.
ps - you can stalk me if'n ya want. I haven't had a stalker since my music playin days
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:34 AM (QdUKm)
Those are a given. Duh. It's part of the moronette uniform.
I thought that stompy boots were moronette uniform IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2010 11:35 AM (NoFab)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 11:35 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:37 AM (QdUKm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2010 11:37 AM (NoFab)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2010 11:37 AM (NoFab)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 11:38 AM (gofDd)
Not to mention "I'm in the ONT Clique, FYNQ" ballcaps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2010 11:40 AM (NoFab)
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 03:38 PM (gofDd)
fixed it for ya lady
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:40 AM (QdUKm)
Road trip fun, at any rate.
Works for me. Someone is gonna have to get me loaded on valurite before i get nekkid. I'm not just stripping for the tsa for free.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 11:41 AM (cniXs)
Tank tops??
Umm, Rum, some of us *ahem* are not living in SoCal weather. Why must you be so cruel as to rub it in??
I drove to work today with a front window so blurry bc my wiper fluid thingy was frozen!
Talk to me in June about tank tops.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 05, 2010 11:41 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 05, 2010 11:42 AM (GgXZc)
Posted by: Cicero at January 05, 2010 11:42 AM (QKKT0)
Lacy,
You can wear the tank to aceapalooza in vegas. the morons probably prefer it be chilly cause we know they enjoy the highbeams.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 11:43 AM (cniXs)
VEGAS BABY!
They got gambling too! Hookers, Valu Rite, "The One's special blow" and of course, cheap rooms and free food!
Posted by: Kemp at January 05, 2010 11:44 AM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:44 AM (QdUKm)
Posted by: David Brooks at January 05, 2010 11:46 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 11:46 AM (cniXs)
I've never done one of these, but I would definitely be available for this one. Is there some sort of super secret something or other we have to do, to prove we're not The Mole?
Or is asking that something only The Mole would do?
Posted by: arminius at January 05, 2010 11:47 AM (akHM/)
So, Iowahawk isn't as funny and entertaining in person as he is on his website?
He's a pretty quiet guy, with the driest sense of humor I've run across in many \moons. Good company, though. Buy him a PBR for me!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 05, 2010 11:49 AM (ERJIu)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:49 AM (QdUKm)
Posted by: Matt at January 05, 2010 11:50 AM (J3jFV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 11:51 AM (cniXs)
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 05, 2010 11:52 AM (GgXZc)
I've never done one of these, but I would definitely be available for this one. Is there some sort of super secret something or other we have to do, to prove we're not The Mole?
Or is asking that something only The Mole would do?
Last time I checked the test went something like this:
Moron to New Guy: I'm really felling optomistic about the Democrats and/or Obama.
New Guy: nods and says yes, isn't the President Smooth?
Mole.
New Guy: spits out beer and starts violently choking.
Moron.
Posted by: shibumi at January 05, 2010 11:54 AM (OKZrE)
teej, I'm in south Kansas City. -
So close, and yet so far. I don't really do KC except for the ballpark and airport. Will probably do the P&L district next time my buds play there though. Grab my e-mail from ace (however the hell that works) and I'll let ya know when that happens. Could be a while as that band is taking some time off. Which is a good thing 'cause I'll be getting to do a few gigs with the front man in the meantime. He's afraid of getting rusty.
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:56 AM (c459z)
I was just IM'ing my son. We had a very interesting conversation. He has alot of friends who are libs, who think Obama walks on water, wants this fucked up health care thing to pass blah blah. Anyhooo... my son says they have been getting into political discussions lately and he said mom, what do I say? I know this health care bill sucks, I know everyone hates it and I wish I had been paying attention the past several years.
THAT folks, is a breakthrough. He is interested, he wants to debate his friends. But he feels he is so behind in his knowledge that he'll appear stupid and he wants to be armed with good information. He asked about the health care bill.
Anyone have knowledge of a couple of good sites I can go to that explain the health care bill, what it will mean for us all? Something I can email him? I have tons of shit I have printed, hell my husband even downloaded the whole thing, but I can't remember where I have gone, I go all over the place every day.
Any help is appreciated.
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 11:56 AM (l/N7H)
"Charles Johnson supports "fisting" for seventh graders??? I hope this article is wrong, but Charles does slam people for their associations. By his own criteria he may support fisting for kids. I just don't know. I hope Charles can claify"
Yeah. I'll clarify. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, you knuckledragging, mouth breathing, bible-thumping creationist douchebag. I'll sue your ass from here to Santa Monica pier for libel. You're nothing but a poster bitch for bad craziness from the right.
Think of yourself as Exhibit F for why I left the right. F for fuckwad.
Oh, and don't forget to check out the great deals on Amazon.
And buy a calender while supplies last!
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 05, 2010 11:57 AM (E0EDC)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 11:58 AM (c459z)
Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 05, 2010 12:00 PM (E0EDC)
I'm a Jimmy Choo girl myself. http://tinyurl.com/yeg5rtu
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 12:01 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: karenm at January 05, 2010 12:02 PM (n5ruu)
Only if it's the cool Titanic bounce house PGiS rented for her son's birthday.
Posted by: wherestherum at January 05, 2010 12:03 PM (gofDd)
Go to tiny.url.com and make the site you want to link's url shorter.
Type a sentence. Highlight the sentence, or a word in it.
Click on the little icon above that kinda looks like a link next to the bucket icon (9th from left). In the bigger box far to the right of the word :source" paste your link. If it contains "http" do Not also choose http from the box just to the left.
Click insert then ok.
Courtesy of Mama AJ.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 12:04 PM (muUqs)
It would be great to meet Iowahawk, though...I've known him since the founding of Lucianne.com.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 05, 2010 12:05 PM (Gs0qi)
Posted by: ATaLien at January 05, 2010 12:05 PM (SkRi5)
#74, the nicest sword I own is a very expensive custom katana that an authentic genius and certifiable whacko name of Shark Lambdin did for me a few years ago. I could scrounge up a basket-hilt broadsword (the so-called "small claymore") for looks, and a friend has a nice one that Paul Chen did, but I like the katana.
If that doesn't work, it's rifle-pistol time.
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 05, 2010 12:08 PM (GgXZc)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 12:16 PM (c459z)
Iowahawk got the story all wrong. I really do still have my nuts.
They're in a nice little Dutch sippy-cup. The nurse gave me a Sharpie so I could write 'Insh'allah' on it.
Posted by: Abumutallab at January 05, 2010 12:18 PM (G8Eo0)
He doesn't have a mullet, but he's a storyteller. I greatly enjoyed "Iowahawk Appreciation Night" last spring.
Although be warned, he's a stinkin' Hawkeye fan.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 05, 2010 12:18 PM (mR7mk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 05, 2010 12:18 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2010 12:26 PM (QECjC)
Where in NYC...??
And St.Mark's Pl is ok...
Between 1st and A only
A definite B+ yooz racists bastards
Posted by: NYC Retired at January 05, 2010 12:31 PM (mtpfF)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 05, 2010 12:36 PM (N/yE0)
Posted by: iowahawk at January 05, 2010 12:37 PM (veL4N)
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Posted by: iowahawk at January 05, 2010 12:41 PM (veL4N)
Thanks for the ideas everyone.
Uh, my son wouldn't really fit in here. No offense to anyone. But he just wouldn't.
I have advised he listen to Rush, I keep trying, maybe someday he will.
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 12:41 PM (l/N7H)
Brooklyn is cooler than Manhattan but I am in either way. Park slope ale house or union hall are my Brooklyn suggestions. About twenty mins beyond Manhattan. Manhattan is gey
You can't afford Manhattan you broke bish
Posted by: NYC Retired at January 05, 2010 12:41 PM (mtpfF)
Damn, never realized how easy my wife has it.
Posted by: JWF at January 05, 2010 12:45 PM (KAKW2)
iowahawk is bridge and tunnel. He will stand right out.
Disguised as a hobo..maybe not. (moron magnet)
Posted by: sickinmass at January 05, 2010 12:48 PM (Dxfei)
Any help is appreciated.
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 03:56 PM (l/N7H)
I think the biggest misconception the youngin's have is they think they won't have to pay for healthcare. I told a friend of my daughter's the other day that she will be REQUIRED to purchase healthcare insurance if the bill passes and she was astonished. I also told her if she didn't, she'll be taxed, fined and possibly jailed. She almost fell off my kitchen counter that she was sitting on!
Most people have no clue.
Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2010 12:51 PM (VuLos)
Tami, he told them that and they just keep saying "well, we need it". I mean these people are total twits. My son really should be able to debate these dopes without any help, but hey he asked me for help, I'm sure not gonna let him down. This just warmed my heart today when he told me all this.
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 12:56 PM (l/N7H)
Posted by: iowahawk at January 05, 2010 12:56 PM (veL4N)
Posted by: Modgi at January 05, 2010 01:00 PM (c96aC)
Ace,
I will try to show up. If I do, your first 5 drinks are on me. You will have to manage anything exceeding that.
Posted by: Tushar at January 05, 2010 01:05 PM (KXhmI)
Uh, my son wouldn't really fit in here. No offense to anyone. But he just wouldn't. -
We understand Jewells. This site is definitely not for the faint of heart. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't even let him know this site exists now that I think about it some. Hate to see the kid ruined before he even gets a decent start at life.
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 01:05 PM (c459z)
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 05, 2010 01:09 PM (iDfoG)
Posted by: Sassypants at January 05, 2010 01:09 PM (D9/AU)
<tries to count the ways this will be quoted, sliced, and diced by the morons. Over is 5 />
Posted by: Jay in Ames at January 05, 2010 01:09 PM (UEEex)
Tami, he told them that and they just keep saying "well, we need it". I mean these people are total twits. My son really should be able to debate these dopes without any help, but hey he asked me for help, I'm sure not gonna let him down. This just warmed my heart today when he told me all this.
Posted by: Jewells at January 05, 2010 04:56 PM (l/N7H)
I guess they "need' the gov't. to have access to their bank accounts too? I don't know if he can ever convince them if they're twits. They've drunk the kool-aid and facts don't matter to them...nor do outcomes. It's all about the 'feel good', doesn't matter if in the end it all goes down the shitter.
Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2010 01:15 PM (VuLos)
(And across the street from Bloomie's!)
Posted by: Oschisms at January 05, 2010 01:18 PM (Gs0qi)
Posted by: teej at January 05, 2010 01:23 PM (c459z)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 01:27 PM (muUqs)
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Posted by: iowahawk at January 05, 2010 04:37 PM (veL4N)
Unfortunately, I'll be stuck in the handicapped stall with Lois Feldman at that time. Or is that stuck in Lois Feldman within the handicapped stall?
Posted by: TexasJew at January 05, 2010 01:38 PM (SdcBY)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 05:27 PM (muUqs)
*ahem* I beg to differ
Posted by: Paul Castellano at January 05, 2010 01:50 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Obama's Diversity and Political Correctness Czar at January 05, 2010 01:54 PM (CfmlF)
One of Andrew Sullivan's readers started off his letter posted on 05 Jan 2010 01:55 pm as such:
I realize you rarely get to travel in true "teabagger country" but here in rural Mississippi, there is an interesting phenomenon occurring that the Brit Hume brouhaha brings into clearer focus...
Don't jump to conclusions there, I am sure Andrew Sullivan visits "teabagger country" far more than you give him credit for.
We just have to call him on it. http://tiny.cc/S764Q Safe Link.
Posted by: Joe at January 05, 2010 02:05 PM (P/q7X)
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Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2010 02:25 PM (cDS2t)
Ooh!
Our girls Lacrosse team played Tatnall my senior year down there. Talk about a bunch of spoiled blue bloods!
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:28 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2010 02:29 PM (cDS2t)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:34 PM (CfmlF)
2.) I'm actually in Lower Slower Delaware. Don't associate me with those people that cancel out my votes.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 05, 2010 02:39 PM (cDS2t)
OK, but you need to get a date nailed down so I can make sure my reassignment surgery is finished in time.
Posted by: Lik Mee, Thai tranny at January 05, 2010 03:03 PM (sey23)
I'm not going to New York outside the summer. It's cold enough in the South right now that all my damaged joints hurt. Fuck going north.
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Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 06:34 PM (CfmlF)
I wasn't sure. Isn't Mike Castle a Repub?
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Pics of Ace and Dave, or it didnt happen. We moronettes want them. Nay, demand them. PGIS will not show you her boobs again until we get them.
Right, PGIS?
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