1
President Salesman

2 If Obama started a fund "pay into this and I will shut up for the next 2 years" I would totally pay into it.

3 Where's the source?

4
We got the Willie Loman of presidents.

5 And also, sometimes I just care too darn much.

6
Wee Wee doesn't consider his overwhelming humility a shortcoming?  Huh.

7
The Democrats Communists Soviets are always tailoring the message, aren't they? They're selling the same shit but always changing the wrapper.

8 Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

Hzahahahaha; yes, the asshole needs to be on TV more. I have basically quit watching TV because of him. Fox doesn't broadcast a warning before putting him on.

9 He also works too hard and cares too much.

10 Zero admits he has shortcomings? Bullshit. He thinks all shortcomings belong to US. His arrogance is unbelievable, historic and unprecedented even.

11

 He also works too hard and cares too much.

But he's humble. Such a humble man.

12 What a coincidence!  That's the exact same reason you fucking puncher-downers deny my genius!

13 So his only flaw is the inability to communicate with the peasants? So, in fact, it's not really his flaw, but unrelenting ignorance of the masses that's the problem.

14 It's true, and I regret it terribly, but sometimes I do forget how astoundingly stupid the people are.  One of my goals is to remember, when explaining my decisions, that my audience is, by and large, incapable of comprehending concepts unless they are presented to them in a basic, elementary way.

15 You may not know this about me, but I am a warm, caring intellectual giant.

16

Here we go again--we just don't understand.

We need a billion letter German word that starts with "uber" to describe this level of narcissism.  It is really breathtaking to watch in action.

17 State Legislators Propose Presidential Word Limit Amendment: tinyurl.com/ykjuldr

18
the lying needs to be better.  smoother.

19 Shortcomings, you say?

Well, I guess I'm a bit of a...butterface!

BLAM!

Also, maybe I'm too funny. Too funny to die, yo!

BLUH-DOW!

20 It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am

21 The last insanely brilliant president we had was Jimmy Carter.  Just sayin'.

22 Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does he's full of awesome sauce. But he believes he'd now grade himself at an "A" for having passed health care reform.

23
The other day I was listening to the radio and "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" was playing.

I got to thinking how Slick Willie used this to massage his way into the White House -- 'Help is on the way,' etc.

And then comes Barack Obama with his platitude-driven camapaign of Hope & Change. He promised to 'fix' everything. He promised a better tomorrow.

And Obama is still jerking us off with the economy -- keeps telling things are looking good, Just stick with Obama and things will be better tomorrow.

24 Never has so little been said to so many by someone admired by so few.

25
Wall Street will soon to get a tax-payer funded bailout, so his message must hide that fact.

Obama needs to ratchet up the lies.

26 I remember the press having a hissie when Bush wouldn't list any mistakes he had made.  Obama gets a blowjob instead.

27 Ear Leader doesn't have any shortcomings that a massive stroke or a coronary  wouldn't cure..... i hope he's smoking more every day, and drinking a lot too.

i know i would be if i was stuck in the same room with the First Klingon every night.

28 The other day I was listening to the radio and "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" was playing.

What should Obama's song be?  How about "Your So Vain"?

29 uh, what? His decision being to encourage Pelosi to ram through any half-assed piece of legislation she can, just as long as it's titled "Health Care Reform?" Um, I think most people can figure out his decision making just fine. The thing is is that his administration has been a scary combination of ad hoc whatever we can get away with (Porkulus) combined with stuff that just sort of indicates that they've been planning this awhile (who wrote the Aug 2009 healthcare bill when debate was over?).

30
Anybody here know how to get free government shit?  I'm tired of working.

31
I was thinking NWA's Fuck Tha Police People

32 If it wasn't for Newsweek puttin' me some knowledge, I'd have figured Comrade Zero for a disastrous, dangerous, sophomoric, arrogant, vindictive, naive,  incompent asshole.

33 You people should really be thanking me.  Who else would have married Michelle?

34 If there were suddenly a disease which struck people who have a deluded sense of their intellect dead on the spot, liberals would go from being whatever percentage of the population they are now to 0%.

When the smartest guy on your "team" is Karl Marx, you've got some intellectual gaps you could drive a Mack Truck towing a Boeing 747 through. That you can't see them doesn't mean others can't either.

35

What should Obama's song be?  How about "Your So Vain"?

I'm more in the mind of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."

36
Obama's economic policy's music is Barry Manilow's "Magic"

37 So all the stuff about saving the economy, jobs saved or created, that was all bullshit?!  We aren't saved?!

38 Or even incompetent.

39 Unprecedented.

40

What should Obama's song be?

The Internationale

41 Cuz we dum' fucks too dum' to no' Preznit Obama got the G2 beeeeoootches!

42
Lies lies lies, oh yeah
Lies lies lies, oh yeah
Lies lies lies, oh yeah

43

Being a fan of Blazing Saddles, I immediately knew what he was referring to:

http://tinyurl.com/2f26cl6

see at 3:42

44 So what's the source/link for this?

45 Why is Teh Onederful still answering job interview questions? Why does this Administration remind me of that interminable phone conversation in Joe vs. the Volcano:

" I know he can get the job but can he DO the job?
[pause]
I'm NOT arguing that with you.
[pause]
I'm not arguing that with YOU.
[pause]
I'm not ARGUING that with you.
[pause]
I'm not ARGUING that with you, Harry!
[pause]
Harry... Harry... Yeah, Harry... but can he DO the job.
[pause]
I know he can GET the job but can he do the job? "

46 Sound like he thinks his "shortcoming" is he just doesn't communicate how wonderful he is well enough.

47
Look, Olbermann  gets Deutsch suspended for not licking his ass hard enough. But I gotta put up with Clinton no matter what. That blows!

48

Talk-talk man bore Og. Og no like talk-talk man. Talk-talk man take too long talk. Talk-talk man take Og spear. Talk-talk man throw girly. Talk-talk man bad.

Og like Snow-girl. Snow-girl no take Og spear. Og spear good. Og hunt. Snow-girl hunt. Snow-girl good.

Og like Cougar-man. Og fear Cougar-man. Keep Cougar-man happy. No wave war-cock.

Og want beer.

49 i gotta say though, this level of arrogance in the White House is unprecedented.  the First Failure makes Richard Nixon look like my twin.

50

The Internationale

 

The theme from Out of Africa.

51 Yeah. And I'm just too darned humble too.

52 Slublog and the cobloggers.

If we ever start a band, that's the name.

53 huh, and I attributed his 'decision making' to his drug use, fetal alcohol syndrome, lefty college brainwashing, etc., etc., etc.....

54 "So what's the source/link for this?"

nothing: we're just making shit up now, just like the REAL media....

55


Oh lord it's hard to be humble . . .

When you're perfect in e-ver-ee way!

I can't wait to look in the mirror . . .

Cuz I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me . . .

Must be a hell of a man.

Lord it's hard to be humble,

but I'm doin the best that I can.

56
The media will forever be known as The No Follow-Up Media. They never ask follow-up questions; they never challenge the talking points of the Obama admin or its shills.

57

Maybe if he just "made himself clear"?? 

For example.  I'm not clear on the DEATH PANELS or if I get to keep my Doctor.

Also, this 98% of families get a tax cut??  Only 53% pay income tax.

Yep, he needs to "be more clear".

58

More speeches

Don't think that's possible.

59

Obama reminds me more and more of a heel chracter in professional wrestling.  Mr. Perfect comes to mind.

60
In other words...

this arrognant muthafucka just said...

Pimpin' ain't easy!

61 "huh, and I attributed his 'decision making' to his drug use, fetal alcohol syndrome, lefty college brainwashing, etc., etc., etc....."

my guess is he's got a dart board in the Oval Office, but the Secret Service won't let him or Biden handle anything sharper than their wits....

62 I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any boy who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty boy in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive boy be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty crease
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy

63 Here's the link Slu sent with the story.

64 Fag needs to learn how to throw a baseball as well .

65 Doubleplusundead had something similar.

66 Well Parents Just Don't Understand was a hit song by Will Smith, maybe Obama is just saying Amerikkka just understand his greatness?

67 69 Here's the link Slu sent with the story.

Posted by: DrewM. at April 21, 2010 05:57 PM (9B5OK)

Ah, Mark Knoller, the Ococksmoker.

That explains it.

68 So they key to fixing grotesque overexposure is more exposure.  Gottcha.

69 doesn't understand I mean. Damn IE.

70 So telling us we should thank him isn't working?

71 Let him be clear: his grandmother was a "typical white woman." 

72
The Left has their underwear in a bunch because Michelle 'the awesome' Bachman mentioned 'reeducation camps' during some speech recently.

Do any of you have any doubt that Obama and the Left think the only reason we reject his ideas is because we're ignorant and the remedy is to 'educate' us? That's the plan, and they'd do it if they could.

73 An Open Fucking Notice to Our Membership:

This fucking thread has been thoroughly fucking examined and found to contain insufficient fucking opportunities for fucking demonstrations of hubris and superiority in the fucking comments section, as it consists primarily of fucking observations on the fucking shortcomings of fucking liberals and not those of our own fucking side. We therefore recommend to our fucking membership that they fucking skip commenting and wait for a fucking thread in which they can punch the fuckity-fuck up more decisively.

Yours in Punching,
-CAD

74 76 True but that song was on the same great album as "Nightmare on My Street" so it does have some redeeming qualities.

75 Reminds me of that old job interview question. My stock answer when asked about what I don't do well ... I'm such a perfectionist that I have a terrible time delegating. I would prefer to work long hours and make sure the job is done right myself Yea ... I don't think an interviewer has ever bought that either.

76

Ok, ok, and I also need to work on my golf swing, you know, - driving, and chipping, and putting, gosh those 4 putts are a game changer.

77

17  -  Circa .....

superuberArbeitsParteiCommieMuzzieScheissekopfenfreude ? .....

Herr Troglydten

 

78

@36 are you the Washington Rebel Cicero, by any chance?

79 And nary a mention of his complete dishonesty and colossal arrogance.

80 also, he forgot to mention: Worst President Ever. So, there's his admitted inability to explain things and then there's his sucking as a president. So, he should work on that.

81 "Would I Lie To You" by Annie Lennox.

82

Oh dear, I've got a much better song for Obama.

 

"Black is black, I want my COUNTRY back.   It's grey it's grey, since last election day"

"What can I do?   Cause I, I,I, I ,I, got Joe Biden too"

83 Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

That's easy.  He makes decisions the same way any America-hater with an IQ below 90 would, especially if exacting revenge on the US (for the third world) were his main objective.  No mystery.

84

The GOP, on the other hand, succeeds not because its policies are popular or good, but only because of savvy (hate-filled, racial-code-worded) messaging.)

The fact that the Left always sees secret messages in conservatives' speeches shows just how insane they are.  That is one of the classic signs of schizophrenia.

It's also a sign of how uncaring they are about normal people.  Case in point: in 1988, George H.W. Bush was running ads against Dukakis that condemned him for furloughing Willie Horton, a rapist and murderer who, on furlough, did more rape.  Dukakis refused to fix the system and wouldn't even meet the victims. 

So what does the Left get out of this?  That's right, it was all about those prejudiced Republicans getting people to hate poor Willie Horton because he was black.  Keep in mind that this was at a time when violent crime was at an all-time high--but, no, anyone who objected to it was a racist.

Meanwhile, Dukakis and his supporters had armed guards protecting them, even as they wanted to take firearms away from honest people that they needed for self-defense.

85
Cash for Clunkers fiasco and failure? Down the memory hole.
Guantanamo Bay? Down the memory hole.
Dithering on Afghanistan? Down the memory hole.
Dithering on the mortgage foreclosure crisis and probably making it worse? Down the ol' hole.

Lying about 5 days for people to read bills before they're voted on? Down the hole!
Ft Hood? Deep deep deep down down down the hole.

and myriad more failures and lies of this Obama admin

86
61
The media will forever be known as The No Follow-Up Media. They never ask follow-up questions; they never challenge the talking points of the Obama admin or its shills.


And if the media does ask a tough question, the administration falls apart.

87

HELLO, Mr. President.

Let this sink in...

We understand completely what you're doing.

Now, will you please shut up long enough to understand WHY WE DISAGREE?

I think the American people need to better explain to this cluebag of a President why we make the decisions we do.

88 I thought Obama's biggest shortcoming was being too "Vulcan" and "cerebral"? Well at least that is what all the horny gay men on TV tell me while they analyze his pants creases.

89
The Trillion Dollar Stimulus Failure? How could I forget that one? Way way way way down the memory hole.

90 A liberal's only flaw is an inability to toggle down their brainpower to the level of the common man in order to engage him in the grunt-filled, primitive proto-language he's capable of comprehending.

Welcome back, Ace!

91 If Saul Alinsky could make the reasons clear, why can't Capt. Onederful? Hey, is Imbecility going to be covered in Obamacare?

92 Damn, BB, I am going to steal that comment. I think that the only people who aren't upset with him are those on the take and those who aren't paying attention.

93

Incidentally, it is now OK to cite Twitter feeds as a freaking SOURCE?

I want to know where exactly Obama said this recently. Anybody have the actual quote, date, location, etc?

94 Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 21, 2010 05:57 PM (a9UO0)

Seriously? Do you really want to start the whole "let's not drop slurs" thing again? I know it's been a couple of months but I could go awhile longer without the whole yelling/screaming/apologizing cycle.

95 OT: Quake near Samoa.  Link in my name.

96 Isn't it true they invented the Suckometer during the Obama Administration?That's a couple dozen jobs saved or created right there!

97

Gays protest "Don't ask, don't tell."

The park is closed, everybody move back.

98

 I think that the only people who aren't upset with him are those on the take and those who aren't paying attention.

The majority of socialists aren't upset with him, either.

99 OT: Quake near Samoa. Link in my name.

Posted by: logprof at April 21, 2010 06:09 PM (Mmw0q)

The hussies are at it again! They're going to destroy the world with their bikinis!!

100 Incidentally, it is now OK to cite Twitter feeds as a freaking SOURCE?

When the Twitter feed in question is that of a White House reporter, it's probably trustworthy.

101 Thanks for these great insight you've posted here.

102 A solid, yet humble, B+!

103 Incidentally, it is now OK to cite Twitter feeds as a freaking SOURCE?

Actually, just making shit up is OK these days.  Anything you could imagine isn't as worse as the reality is turning out to be.

104 This is racist, don't look.

105
Do we still want Obama to fail?
You bet your ass we do!

Take a look at the Promise-O-Meter. Every single 'promise kept' by Obama hurts the United States.

106

Drew, you're such a pantywaist.

That was a consistent use of the term "fag" in a way any fifth grader would understand that it's not about gays at all.

Talk about butthurt, yeesh.

107 His biggest shortcoming is his short cumming.

108 Obama has two shortcomings.

He can fool some of the people some of the time and he can fool some of the people all of the time, but he can't fool all of the people some of the time and he can't fool all of the people all of the time.

109 Hehe go log into any yahoo mail account you have there front story is how Obama is now saying the VAT is a "novel" idea and he is going to look into it. FUCK YOU 52

110

When the Twitter feed in question is that of a White House reporter, it's probably trustworthy.

So, can the WH reporter tell us when and where this was said?  I'm sorry, I don't trust any reporters that much.

111 Fuck you Soetoro! I don't care if you decided to turn yourself into Ronald Reagan, you're still a piece of shit, daddy issue, pussy motherfucker, who has absolutely no business running this great country. Hell, you couldn't even run a barbeque/soul food stand. Punk-ass race confused piece of shit.

112 My biggest shortcoming is that I can't print money fast enough. It brings a tear to my eye.

113

The hussies are at it again! They're going to destroy the world with their bikinis!!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 21, 2010 06:11 PM (N49h9)

--Or the topless Polynesian chicks in National Geographic.

114 Hehe go log into any yahoo mail account you have there front story is how Obama is now saying the VAT is a "novel" idea and he is going to look into it.

FUCK YOU 52

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 21, 2010 06:15 PM (V/EYZ)

I saw the interview, he was asked 3 times if he would rule out raising taxes on those making $200,000 or less and he didn't do it. He actually went the other way saying that when he made that promise he didn't know he would be "inheriting" the deficit he voted for.

115 So, can the WH reporter tell us when and where this was said?  I'm sorry, I don't trust any reporters that much.

He cited a CNBC interview with Obama on this one.

116 to be fair, Obama did inherit the laws of economics.

117 Here's a taste of the sort of brilliant expalantion that the Indonesian Imbecile is capable of:

"I don't have litmus tests around any of these issues but I will say that I want somebody who is going to be interpreting our Constitution in a way that takes into account individual rights, and that includes women's rights."

"Individual rights" somehow includes "women's rights".  Hey, Precedent Retard, "women" is plural ... so, I know they don't teach this at Harvard, but "women's rights" are quite different from "individual rights".

Of course, to be fair, it's entirely possible that the word that stumped the Indonesian Imbecile was "includes".

Bring on the explainin', Wee Wee.

118

 Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

Ah one of the big selling points was about Obama being such a great orator.  We of course know that's complete bullshit.  But I'd love for the media to attempt to give some explanation about how he can supposedly be such a great orator but has been unable to get his message out.

119
That reminds me, Sam...

That's what gets me about all this anti-birther crap spewed from the gutless wonders on our side. Barack Obama isn't even the guy's real birth name, his name is George fucking Soetero!

And he has brothers who were born all over the world...except, oddly enough, in the United States.

Yeah, that whole fake or non-existent birth certificate issue baseless. I don't where Obama was born, but I damn well know Obama has a closet full of skeletons. the man is a fraud.

120 "WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama suggested Wednesday that a new value-added tax on Americans is still on the table, seeming to show more openness to the idea than his aides have expressed in recent days. Before deciding what revenue options are best for dealing with the deficit and the economy, Obama said in an interview with CNBC, "I want to get a better picture of what our options are."... .In the CNBC interview, Obama said he was waiting for recommendations from a bipartisan fiscal advisory commission on ways to tackle the deficit and other problems. When asked if he could see a potential VAT in this nation, the president said: "I know that there's been a lot of talk around town lately about the value-added tax. That is something that has worked for some countries. It's something that would be novel for the United States." Fuck you you lying piece of shit. Where are all the assholes that were on TV telling those Tea Partiers that they weren't going to get their taxes raised, they already got a cut? Huh where are those assholes now?

121 Mr. President: We got your message; we received it loud and clear; we understood it perfectly - and then we rejected it completely out of hand. So, Mr. President, no need for further speeches. Thank you.

122 so lemme see do I got this right:

Obama says his shortcoming is that we are too stupid to understand the method to his awesomeness?

Fuck you, Mr President.

123

Obama is no mystery to me.  He is like most of the lefties who came of age in the 1980's.  I remember at the time, believe it or not, most college students were conservative, but there were that minority who weren't.

Like Obama, most of them believed that they were both more intelligent, and representative of The Future.  They knew that they were in on the great secrets, because they weren't like all the chumps who liked Reagan.  They knew that "when we get done with these Eighties, the Nineties are going to make the Sixties seem like the Sixties," as the guy in Flashback said.

Of course, they were both stupid and wrong. 

Stupid, because they knew neither the facts of the politics at the time nor the history of their own party.  They would often embarrass themselves by, for instance, attacking Reagan's policies in "South America" when they meant Central America, and they would invoke JFK, without the slightest clue that he was an anti-Communist hawk.  They would often brag about how they were Gary Hart supporters, even though they couldn't name a single thing he supported.  (He was an empty suit).

Wrong, because the future didn't happen the way they figured.  The Democrats didn't win in 1988, and their plans for the US making up with the USSR fell by the way when the USSR ungraciously ended itself.  The US became the dominant superpower, and instead of a return to 1960's economically and socially, capitalism took off more than ever before, and people became more and more disenchanted by abortion and gun control.  They did get a Democrat President in 1992, but he was forced to curb his appetite for socialism and was eventually succeeded by a Republican anyway.

Oh, yeah, did I mention that they also liked gawdawful music?  Here in Reno, they had a radio show in the late 1980's called the "Bottom 40."  One time when my buddy and I were drinking with some punk rock losers, they tried to turn us on to that shit.  They failed.  It was utter crap like Midnight Oil--basically punk without the punk beat, which is kind of like bathwater without a baby.

124 6 A liberal's only flaw is an inability to toggle down their brainpower to the level of the common man in order to engage him in the grunt-filled, primitive proto-language he's capable of comprehending.

Wow, well put.  In fact, one might say you have a gift.  Come to think of it, I think I've heard that somewhere before.  In fact....... how does that square with the inability to communicate one's brilliance?  Must be because the concepts are so elegant, so transcendent, that language simply isn't adequate to convey them.   Yeah, that's the ticket. 

125 You must not be getting me. Once I explain things better, you will see things my way.

126 Occasionally I forget some of you are merely human. 

127 Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 21, 2010 06:19 PM (N49h9)

Litmus? Isn't that what you feed rodents?

128 He can better explain it to me after he takes his wee wee outa my ass.

129 That was a consistent use of the term "fag" in a way any fifth grader would understand that it's not about gays at all.

I had no idea there was a 'Jr. High-Level Insults' stylebook.

130
meanwhile...

this anti-American fraud is 'considering' a VAT and the Republicans are still in the Bat Cave planning a strategy. Or playing tiddlywinks.

131 Here's the thing: What else has he ever done?

If a professor of quantum mechanics told me that his main flaw was communication, OK.  His job and training is thinking about complicated ideas. 

Obama's only jobs were: lawyer, community organizer, elected representative.

That's it.  He also went to school and did polysci and law. All that he has to do is communicate.  He has no other discernible skills.

132 I am just surprises it didn't take Mama 17 minutes to answer the question.

133
President Vito Obama: "I'm gonna make 'em an offer they can't refuse."

134 "the essential act of the Party is to use conscious deception while retaining the firmness of purpose that goes with complete honesty." 1984, Chapter 9, pg. 215

135 The guy has shortcomings all right, just not the ones he thinks he has. 

136 Litmus? Isn't that what you feed rodents?

Posted by: Barry, I'm a stupid piece of shit Muslim, Soetoro. at April 21, 2010 06:21 PM (nxUYP)

Hey, I missed the whole litmus part.

"I don't have litmus tests around any of these issues..."

Someone needs to tell the Indonesian Imbecile that you don't have "litmus testS" around a bunch of issues.  But, no surprise that he has no clue what a litmus test is, or how it's used as an English expresion.  I guess he thinks that just uttering "litmus" makes him sound smart.  He does that with "strategic" and some other words that he has no understanding of.

137 he is not very good at lying either. Maybe he should ask BJ Clinton for help.

One thing for sure, you will never associate the word character with Obama-commie.

138 Typical of liberal thought. Basically alternate philosophies concerning human existence simply do not exist; The Aristotelian individualistic approach to society simply a myth. In the end since the only philosophy in existence is their own, they honestly believe, that once they explain it, it will be like the allegory of the cave, you will see the light of the one earthly and metaphysical philosophy that they and they alone possess and command. Then you will thank them for all that they have done, and plan to do.

Thank you President may I have another!
Thank you President may I have another!
Huzzah!

139 In order to find his equal the One is forced to talk to God. (talking to sky) The Almighty says, "Don't change the subject, just accept the fuckin' socialism."

140

Good gravy, this reminds me of something I do with progressives. When they treat me like I'm stupid, I pretend I'm stupid.

Their message: You really are stupid, aren't you?

My message: You really think I'm that stupid, don't you?

(This sometimes works with telemarketers, too.)

141 Per hillbuzz.org today, allegedly The One has another shortcoming. Let's just say that Barbarian @ 136 wouldn't notice much Hopeychange.

142

Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

He's got shit for brains, duh. All the explination he needs.

Things is, we KNOW that, Big Zero. What we REALLY wanna know is: Why don't you just listen to the people who oppose your agenda, you know who they are: THE MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC?!

143 Hmm, ok, here's a novel idea.

Why not give an actual, PRESS CONFERENCE with REAL, UNSCRIPTED QUESTIONS?  He hasn't done THAT in over a year.

144
the h-mos at hillbuzz are now saying Obama is a pickle smoocher?

Hillbuzz is a joke.

145 "Whether we like it or not."

146 That's like the interview question where they ask you to state your greatest weakness and you say, "I work too hard".

147 149 Per hillbuzz.org today, allegedly The One has another shortcoming. Let's just say that Barbarian @ 136 wouldn't notice much Hopeychange.

So you're saying his Bat'leth isn't a two-handled model?

148 He also has an irrational phobia about the blue M&M's. 

149 Well I guess boring half the country to death with his daily dronathons could reduce health care costs.

150 (This sometimes works with telemarketers, too.)

I haven't the patience to play dumb for dumbasses.  But it is fun to answer in a thick Mexican accent and play on the marketer's patience.

151 Asked about his shortcomings, Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

Oh no, we fully understand why you make your decisions, mr. marxist.

152
You know what? This shit doesn't even bother me. I don't care about this man's personality. I'm more angry at the media's fixation on the man's personality.

We don't have a president. We have a cult of personality living in the White House.

153 My biggest shortcoming to date has been my inability to find the real killer.

154 I shall try to speak to you idiots using one syllable words- despite my vast and superior intelligence. That's my problem- I just can't dumb down.

155 Why not give an actual, PRESS CONFERENCE with REAL, UNSCRIPTED QUESTIONS?

TOTUS's union contract prohibits unscripted.  Nobody screws with the teleprompter union.  Nobody.

156

Things is, we KNOW that, Big Zero. What we REALLY wanna know is: Why don't you just listen to the people who oppose your agenda, you know who they are: THE MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC?!

I thought you said, "You're all right, President Spider."

157 My biggest shortcoming to date has been my inability to staff my staff.

158 My biggest shortcoming has to be my dashing good looks that makes woman cling to me and follow me into bathrooms!

159

I thought you said, "You're all right, President Spider."

Posted by: President Spider at April 21, 2010 06:36 PM (cQyWA)

"Did he just call you 'Spider' ... Fong?"

160 "Where's your messiah now?"

161

I haven't the patience to play dumb for dumbasses.  But it is fun to answer in a thick Mexican accent and play on the marketer's patience.

¿Que?

162 "yeah i got some short comings...whatcha gonna do about it?"

163 I bullshitted 52% of you into electing me, why would you suddenly think I find you serfs intelligent?

164 Fuckin ACORN is gonna have some shortcomings too! An appeals court upheld the funding ban imposed by congress last december. On another note Bertha big momma Lewis called the Tea Party movement a bowel movement. Sounds like an inside joke used to describe the civil rights movement. Scumbags!http://tinyurl.com/28w34on

165

I had no idea there was a 'Jr. High-Level Insults' stylebook.

JUNIOR HIGH?  We'd REALLY be punching up to get to Junior High level.

166 It's like when you're in a job interview, and they ask you your greatest weakness, and you reply with, "I'm too much of a perfectionist."

167 Obama said he needs to better explain to the American people why he makes the decisions he does.

Dude needs a blanket-rolling.  Seriously.

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169 So, he used to be a teacher and his big problem is making himself understood?  Oh yeah, sounds like a real "Sooper Gene-yus".

170 161 My biggest shortcoming to date has been my inability to find the real killer.  

Posted by: OJ at April 21, 2010 06:33 PM (V/EYZ)

 

Fortunately, there are a lot of killers where you are now.  Keep looking.

171 The Precedent needs someone to finally ask him, "Why are so mind boggingly stupid?"

Until that happens, he's going to go on pretending that he has a brain and imagining that he has fooled people into thinking he has a brain (except for allah, who thinks the Indonesian Imbecile is brilliant).

OT: 
The whole Bret Baier panel are hispandering and acting like twats.  Every one of them.  Disgusting scumbags.  Kraut included.

172 So Obama needs to punch down?

173 The biggest shortcoming of my life has been my inability to adequately express my feelings.

174 Well, to be fair, he was never a "teacher" or a "professor," he was a lecturer. A guest lecturer. And a non-practicing attorney who worked as a member of anti-government forces in Chicago.

175 So Obama needs to punch down?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 21, 2010 06:49 PM (ZTsmq)

Beating up algae won't help him, though it would be fun to watch.

176 My biggest shortcoming is my prudishness.

177 The biggest shortcoming of my life has been my inability to adequately express my sexual feelings.

178 The whole Bret Baier panel are hispandering and acting like twats.  Every one of them.  Disgusting scumbags.  Kraut included.

Fox has ALWAYS been in favor of amnesty.

179 The biggest shortcoming of my life has been my inability to love my country. Or to appreciate its history or people.

180 186 I already beat you to that earlier up thread.

181 Well, I know what Teh Onderful's theme song is in Spanish:

Con dinero y sin dinero
Yo hago siempre lo que quiero
Y mi palabra es la ley!
No tengo ni trono ni reina
Ni nadie quien me comprenda
Pero sigo siendo El Rey!

--With apologies to Vicente Fernández

182 The biggest shortcoming of my life has been my inability to understand how babies are made.

183 Fox has ALWAYS been in favor of amnesty.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2010 06:53 PM (QrA9E)

Yeah ... but it remains disgusting.  And I would have thought that they learned something.  I know that Kraut is always 6 months late recognizing what's going on ... but McLame-Kennedy was way more than 6 months ago. 

It's neat how they dislike a law favored by 70% of Arizonans.

184 Narcissists are terrible at admitting they have any shortcomings, or if they do, the implication is that it's someone elses fault. That is exactly what Obama did with that comment.

185 Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

186 And I thought that streaker chap had shortcomings....

187 Obama's theme song.

And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet
Axe
And saw

188 "And I thought that streaker chap had shortcomings...."

Well, that would certainly explain First Lady Worf's perpetually pissed-off expression.

189 I also struggle with other people's ability to understand me.

190 my biggest shortcoming is not being able to work fuckity fuck fuck into every single sentence i type on this fucking moron infested blog.

191

No skills??  Have you seen his jump shot.?

 

 

192 My biggest shortcoming is my lack of ambition.

193

But I'd love for the media to attempt to give some explanation about how he can supposedly be such a great orator but has been unable to get his message out.

Oh, they did that a while ago. It's because of that awful Fox News, filling people with lies and anger. Except when they are filling people with anger and lies.

 

194 Me no understand.

195 My biggest failing is that I never learned to speak "chimp speak" to these fucking morons so they could understand the great program I was laying out for a banana in every pot.

196

I know what he should do.  He should write down his genius thoughts in a book and sell it at Barnes and Noble.

He could call it.   Dreams of my Communist Drunken Mustard Abandoning Father.  Rev. Wright could write the GODDDDDDDAMNED forward of the GARLIC NOSED EYETALIAN or JOOOOO editor let  him.

Or he could call it THE LITTLE RED BOOK.

197

He had a little bit of a hard time explaining who his favorite White Sox player was.  In fact he mumbled and stumbled then mentioned how he loved the CUBS too, but again never made mention of any player.

He is dumb as shit

198

He's such a thin-skinned, bratty,sniveling purple-lipped man-child. Look at how he reacted to the gay hecklers in Ca...he thought he was safe there. I'd love to see what he would do if the hecklers grew larger and louder at one of his rallies, outnumbering the lethargic "yes we can" drones.

199 No skills??  Have you seen his jump shot.?


Come to think of it, I haven't seen his jump shot. Heard the press slob the knob over how JugEars is supposed to have game, but they never show any video of an actual game. Just some pre-game, foul-line warmups.

Betcha he can't dribble without tripping over his shoelaces.

200

Narcissists are terrible at admitting they have any shortcomings, or if they do, the implication is that it's someone elses fault. That is exactly what Obama did with that comment.

What's frightening, and yet not suprising, is that no one can get the idea through to him that he sounds awful when he says things like "I'll say it again more slowly this time".

201

208:  I'm thinking their admiration for his basketball game is like the admiration of Michael Scott on The Office for Stanley's game.  He's black, so he must be a good player, even if he can't hit a wastebasket with a crumpled piece of paper from three feet.

Compared to Chris Matthews, he probably is a good player.

202 Me think me now understand!

203 WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama suggested Wednesday that a new value-added tax on Americans is still on the table, seeming to show more openness to the idea than his aides have expressed in recent days.

For days, White House spokesmen have said the president has not proposed and is not considering a VAT.

"I think I directly answered this the other day by saying that it wasn't something that the president had under consideration," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters shortly before Obama spoke with CNBC.

Brilliant

204 Thank goodness I've drunk enough that I can't seem to see the monitor clearly enough to punch out the light. My only consolation is that I hope this mess will be over in a couple of years and we can start rebuilding, repealing, etc.

205

He was good enough to sit on the bench in High School.

Back bencher from start to finish.

 

206 I've got to stop drinking. I'm beginning to understand liberalese. What ever word they use just replace it with a socialist meaning.

207

I want to start an Obama cult.  Not to actually worship him, but just to see how the lefties and the media (BIRM) react to it.  We'll pray before a giant icon the The One and sacrifice, I don't know, Monopoly money or something.  I'll be High Priest, but I'll need some lesser priests and a Chief Auguery (to interpret things like the flights of birds, poll results, stock market crashes etc).  And we'll have to have some hot temple virgins, of course.  2007 is hereby redesignated 1 BO (Before Obama) and 2008 is 1 AO (Anno Obama, natch).

Preach the Good News, people!  Money shall fall from the sky!  Wall Street shall be parted and He shall lead us forth to the land of federally subsidized milk and low-sugar honey!

208

I'd love to see what he would do if the hecklers grew larger and louder at one of his rallies, outnumbering the lethargic "yes we can" drones.

God, that would be awesome. And then have every heckler hoot and laugh at him as he dithers.

209 I called the S.O.B. to send me some bailout money for lawn mower parts and they basically told me to go get screwed. Heck it wasn't like I needed a million dollars.

210

The regime denied any interest in a VAT tax?

That means a VAT was the plan from the start. Any time this regime seems disinterested in some bullshit anti-American idea, you know that the idea in question is exactly what they're planning and will soon be cramming down our throats.

211

Dack Thrombosis at April 21, 2010 07:35 PM (P33XN)

How about we start shouting  ER, UH, ER?

212 And don't forget the little red book.

213 So his only shortcoming is that WE are too stupid to understand what he's talking about? I cannot put into words how much I hate this arrogant empty-headed sucker of porksword. Fuck him.

214 Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I am a workaholic.
Man 2: I push myself too hard.
Homer Simpson: Well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off...
Smithers: OK, that'll do...
Homer: ...a little stuff starts disappearing from the workplace...

215 "So his only flaw is the inability to communicate with the peasants? So, in fact, it's not really his flaw, but unrelenting ignorance of the masses that's the problem." By inference we MUST also conclude he is not a good communicator/speaker. He just told us so! After all, a "good speaker" has no problem delivering a complex message.

216 In other words, "My biggest shortcoming is underestimating the stupidity of the American people."

217

Oh no, no more speeches -- someone tell him he's just teh wonderful again; then maybe he'd lay off the incessant speechifying.

No? Wouldn't work?  He'd still make a speech a day?  Yeah, you're probably right.

218 My flaws are my dick is too big and I have way too much money.

219

What should Obama's song be?

I was thinking of an oldy, but a goody from Mac Davis, Oh Lord it's Hard to be Humble:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

My second choice would probably be Would I Lie to You from the Eurythmics

220

The fact that the Left always sees secret messages in conservatives' speeches shows just how insane they are.  That is one of the classic signs of schizophrenia.

Ok, well to be fair I did play one of Sarah Palin's speeches backwards the other day and I clearly heard the words "Chair" and "SnigMig".  I'm not entirely certain what significance that has other than the fact that it's still a hell of a lot smarter than anything that has ever come out of Joe Biden's mouth.

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