April 15, 2010
— DrewM Obama is such a uniter that he has legendary astronauts taking sides.
He just thanked a shuttle astronaut for fixing the Hubble Telescope since he has a photo taken by it in his private White House office. It's all about him.
Also, he mentioned that Buzz Aldrin is 'in the house'. Let me just say, I'm sick and tired of the President of the United States treating events as if they are comedy shows. "In the house" is a juvenile expression and simply an unworthy way to refer to these types of events.
Now he's whining about previous administrations and their changing priorities. He inherited this NASA budget!
Upping NASA's budget by $6 billion over 5 years.
Focusing on robotic exploration of solar system and more focus on Earth challenges like...climate change!
Partner with private sector for access to low earth orbit.
So far, nothing that new.
Transforming the Orion capsule, which was supposed to be part of the lunar mission, into a rescue capsule for the ISS. Talk about a shrinking mission.
Nothing new here. This sounds more like a bid to hold down electoral losses in Florida this year. I wonder if this visit was scheduled before the health care bid or if it was a pay off for Suzanne Kosmas' flip on health care. She's pretty much considered a dead duck because of NASA cuts that hurt her district.
Now he says he wants to send astronauts to an asteroid then to Mars in the 2030's. Look for lots of comparisons to Kennedy's 'Land a man on the Moon by the end of the decade' speech from the Lapdog Media.
Says we don't have to go back to the Moon to get to Mars because we've been there. Not a lot of applause for that because they know it's stupid.
NASA has to come up with breakthrough propulsion technologies. Space bio-fuels!
Says the job cuts are result of decisions made 6 years ago, not 6 months to retire the shuttle. True but he cut the replacement program that people would have segued into. Nice try but the Blamer in Chief.
You can tell when Obama cares about stuff and when he doesn't. This is the latter. It's a check mark in a list of things he had to do today. Nothing new. People were hoping that he might announce an extension of the shuttle program but nope.
BTW- the network I'm watching this on is slobbering over how wonderful the speech was. MSNBC? Nah, Shep Smith on FNC.
Overall he made it sound nice but every President says nifty stuff about what they want to do with NASA and it never gets done.
Shep just said, "I don't see where the detractors of this President get off". Man, he'd be at home at MSNBC.
His guest, Homer Hickman is lambasting Obama and the NASA administration. Here's his blog.
Quite honestly, at this point, I don't much care what they announce and pronounce. I do not think any of them are capable of organizing a DAR scrap drive. This includes Senator Bill Nelson who is about a mile wide and a millimeter deep when it comes to almost any intellectual pursuit. Am I being unkind to all concerned? I don't care. They've made me lose sleep, worrying about their erratic drive toward spaceflight mediocrity.With this crowd, all I can do is hope they won't screw things up so much it can't be fixed later. My guess is after they're done talking, we still won't know what's actually going to happen, mainly because they don't know, either. These are folks who, in more serious times, might be considered, well, loons. President Obama operates at about 110,000 feet (e.g., he still can't tell anyone what's in his health care plan after all these months of angst), Charlie Bolden would rather be home with his grandkids (great idea), John Holdren is a radical "global warmer" (which requires a suspension of intellectual curiosity), and Bill Nelson is a space who needs to be filled (with someone else). The rest make Lady Gaga look smart.
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Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 15, 2010 11:08 AM (xGIqT)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 15, 2010 11:08 AM (Aq93A)
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'Sides which, it's only funny if he says "in da house".
Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2010 11:08 AM (3K4hn)
Buzz Aldrin gave a speech at a conference I was at a couple months ago.
He was decrying the decline in space exploration similarly to Armstrong, although he didn't specifically mention Obama. I seriously doubt that he likes the president's vision for NASA.
Posted by: dan-O at April 15, 2010 11:09 AM (+9Rf8)
>> Partner with private sector for access to low earth orbit
And Buzz Aldrin hosed this kind of stuff in his little talk. He specifically called out Richard Branson's Spaceship One, saying it wasn't really in space.
Posted by: dan-O at April 15, 2010 11:11 AM (+9Rf8)
Posted by: Smapty at April 15, 2010 11:11 AM (bAySe)
Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at April 15, 2010 11:13 AM (iV4X6)
Posted by: Liam McPoyle at April 15, 2010 11:13 AM (wuv1c)
Here's the big question: When will Andy Stern be appointed to head up NASA?
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 15, 2010 11:13 AM (H6Jyg)
"In the house" is a juvenile expression and simply an unworthy way to refer to these types of events.
at least he hasn't said, "men be acting all like zombies at the mall"
Posted by: Liam McPoyle at April 15, 2010 11:14 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 15, 2010 11:14 AM (xGIqT)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 15, 2010 11:14 AM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Smapty at April 15, 2010 11:14 AM (bAySe)
>> Partner with private sector for access to low earth orbit
And Buzz Aldrin hosed this kind of stuff in his little talk. He specifically called out Richard Branson's Spaceship One, saying it wasn't really in space
Buzz Aldrin is letting his pent up anger at being # 2 out.
Posted by: Liam McPoyle at April 15, 2010 11:15 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: KRKahn at April 15, 2010 11:15 AM (Z1ZyC)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 15, 2010 11:15 AM (Oxen1)
Don't worry, our astronauts will just have to take the bus up to the ISS, just like everyone else.
And by bus, I mean pay the Russians $50 million a throw in hard currency to hitch a ride on their Model T Soyuz rockets.
It's not just thrifty, it offsets our carbon footprint!
funny thing is they only charge 20 million for private citizens
Posted by: Ben at April 15, 2010 11:15 AM (wuv1c)
Buzz Aldrin is letting his pent up anger at being # 2 out.
Posted by: Liam McPoyle at April 15, 2010 03:15 PM (wuv1c)
we just need more people to ask him why they faked the moon landing
Posted by: fartbubble at April 15, 2010 11:16 AM (gAmQ1)
Bush makes less than a million in one year and all of the sudden he is a tool for corporations and big oil. Obama makes 5.5 million. Can't wait to see what people say about that. I'm guess it will be "that's the price of being a genius."
Posted by: robtron12 at April 15, 2010 11:16 AM (gue+Q)
Posted by: Original Mikey at April 15, 2010 11:17 AM (TJoID)
Posted by: Smapty at April 15, 2010 11:19 AM (bAySe)
Talk about a straw man. NASA's not offering sub-orbital rides anyway. And in any case, Space-X is really in space with the Falcon and soon Falcon 9.
And for a lot cheaper than anything NASA does.
Space-X is building a crew capsule too, Dragon. They might spend somewhere north of 500 million on it. NASA is going to blow 3 billion (if history is any indication, this will balloon to closer to 6 billion) on the downgraded, shrunken "lifeboat" version of Orion, which will have only a subset of Dragon's abilities.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2010 11:19 AM (rOd1g)
oh god I wish I was watching this, that's on a whole nother level of retarded. Yeah, because we totally won't need the moon to launch a shuttle to Mars as we can do it in one go *snickers*
Posted by: fartbubble at April 15, 2010 11:19 AM (gAmQ1)
He also said that we don't have to go to the Moon because we've already been there - "because Buzz was there" [paraphrased].
Of course, this was Britain's great mistake, to keep coming back to America after they had already been here. What a bunch of idiots ...
Is it even possible to express how much of insufferable ass this Indonesian Imbecile is? I don't think so.
And these NASA asses are ticking me off by clapping for the illiterate on stage. Pathetic.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:19 AM (N49h9)
Dear Chris,
No, we're not going to finance a second expedition to those places you found last time. After all, its just a bunch of palm trees and we've already been there.
Shout out to Filipa.
Posted by: Queen Isabella I at April 15, 2010 11:20 AM (QKKT0)
Spock, kudos on that whole rejecting-your-mother's-heritage thing.
Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at April 15, 2010 11:21 AM (LuqCE)
Buzz Aldrin is letting his pent up anger at being # 2 out.
Posted by: Liam McPoyle at April 15, 2010 03:15 PM (wuv1c)
Buzz will end up in history as the backer of the traitor Precedent in another one of his moronic attempts to kill America. Buzz should be ashamed of himself.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:21 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 15, 2010 11:22 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2010 11:22 AM (8Pweo)
NASA has to come up with breakthrough propulsion technologies. Space
bio-fuels!
yeah, 50 years or so from now. The tech just isn't there right now to go any real distance
Posted by: fartbubble at April 15, 2010 11:22 AM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: sybilll at April 15, 2010 11:24 AM (0vnTh)
It sounds like the Line of Demarcation is between those who recognize that, in the Here and Now, it's a complete national embarrassment that we have to thumb a ride to get into space, and those who are enamored with a lot of Pie-in-the-Sky ideas that have no way of ever being funded.
Aldrin even included having some non-US organization do something, as part of his plan. Hey, Buzz, here's a newsflash for ya! They don't have to do what we want! (Ironically, it his side - the left - that is constantly criticizing the US for using its influence). These guys live in such a fantasy world! All while a $10B investment is flushed down the toilet.
It's amazing how people as smart as astronauts would buy this BS for even a nanosecond, but people - even smart ones - find ways to believe what they want to believe, don't they?
Posted by: Optimizer at April 15, 2010 11:24 AM (odEHq)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 15, 2010 03:22 PM (yfJ6g)
Actually, he doesn't know better. The Indonesian Imbecile is ... well, an imbecile. And, on top of that, he just wants to denigrate everything about America. Denigration is his intermediate goal - until he can complete his suicide bombing run with massive actual destruction.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:24 AM (N49h9)
He also said that we don't have to go to the Moon because we've already been there
Same reason he doesn't bang Michelle
"I've already crawled through that crater"
Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 15, 2010 11:24 AM (Oxen1)
He should be down here begging Governor Adios Mofo for tips on how to lower the unemployment rate.
Posted by: stace at April 15, 2010 11:26 AM (g/wgk)
Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2010 11:26 AM (8Pweo)
I say turn it all over to private companies. IOW get the government out and deregulate space travel. Note that's deregulate, not the normal re-regulate and call it deregulate.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 11:26 AM (QrA9E)
Did he pronounce Orion correctly this time. A year or so ago he pronounced it as O -re -on instead of o-RI-on.
Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2010 03:25 PM (m2CN7)
Yeah, he got it right this time. They worked with him, phonetically, on it. Of course, he learns most of his speeches phonetically - and he studied law phonetically at Harvard ...
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:26 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Space at April 15, 2010 11:27 AM (LuqCE)
Posted by: Santnick at April 15, 2010 11:27 AM (yL/P6)
Which is probably why it's the only decent plan his administration has come up with on any issue - he doesn't give a shit, so he handed it over to actual experts.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2010 11:28 AM (rOd1g)
Government is like the moon. It's made of cheese and the Earth revolves around it. But the important thing is that it provides a great service to the people by providing light at night and pretty waves on the beach.
Posted by: Wise Words From Nancy Pelosi at April 15, 2010 11:28 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 15, 2010 11:29 AM (Oxen1)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 11:30 AM (OVKtM)
Posted by: D at April 15, 2010 11:30 AM (vfiok)
Which is probably why it's the only decent plan his administration has come up with on any issue - he doesn't give a shit, so he handed it over to actual experts.
Leaving the Russians in charge of our manned launches and ephemeral 2030s promises are not worth a shit.
Just thought I would clear that up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 11:30 AM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D) Dumbfuckistan at April 15, 2010 11:30 AM (QKKT0)
wow cool, tonight on Hannity will be Fred 'the snoozer' Thompson and Joe the Plumber, for a special tax-day edition.
Should be pretty good if they can avoid the Hannity platitudes and speak substantively about the issues.
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 11:31 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2010 11:31 AM (LD+ZJ)
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 03:31 PM (uFokq)
Dreamer
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 11:32 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Barry "Snoop Soetero" Obama at April 15, 2010 11:32 AM (DrWcr)
Yes they can, and there's a move afoot to do just that. My guess is it will succeed, too. From Congress's perspective NASA exists for one reason and one reason only - to funnel government money into politically important districts.
They can't risk the possibility money will go to some random district because that's where engineering innovation is taking place.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 11:34 AM (LtIsn)
Good going, there, Buzz. You screwed up a beautiful career by siding with the only real America-hater to ever occupy the White House, all in support of stupid policy that will help others who 'like it, or not, we're a space superpower ... not!!'. Atta boy, Buzz.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:35 AM (N49h9)
he wants to send astronauts to an asteroid
I think Obama has been watching too many movies.
I was just thinking that. WTF?
Posted by: wherestherum at April 15, 2010 11:36 AM (gofDd)
If only. Stupak at least could have secured a few new spaceports for the moon.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 11:37 AM (LuqCE)
haha, don't forget President Informercial recently said he would not 'militarize' space with weapons. Fucking jerk.
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 11:38 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 03:37 PM (LuqCE)
Heh. True.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:38 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 15, 2010 11:38 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: GarandFan at April 15, 2010 11:39 AM (6mwMs)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 11:40 AM (OVKtM)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 15, 2010 03:38 PM (erIg9)
Absolutely. He's the only guy on FOX I can listen to.
Posted by: Tom Coburn at April 15, 2010 11:40 AM (7Ji1U)
Hickam, not Hickman - the guy taught himself how to build frickin' rockets so he could fight the damn Reds in space - show some respect.
Posted by: Jake at April 15, 2010 11:41 AM (pjJBn)
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 11:41 AM (fwSHf)
a) the Russians were going to be "in charge" of manned launches anyway. Constellation wouldn't have produced anything until 2015 or 2016 - assuming NASA had a huge funding boost, which was never going to happen.
b) Falcon/Dragon will be ready sooner than Constellation would have. So NASA can send some government employees to LEO on an American rocket. Yay.
c) $1 billion per launch (Shuttle) vs $50 million per launch (Soyuz). Someone's doing it right, and someone's doing it wrong.
d) who cares what launcher NASA uses to get an astronaut into space? Getting astronauts to the ISS is hardly a national security issue. At best it's a point of national pride, which is a stupid reason to blow 950 million per launch on a government jobs program.
e) Constellation was an ephemeral 2030s promise too - with its cost overruns and performance shortfalls it was extremely unlikely to ever get anyone to the moon.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2010 11:41 AM (rOd1g)
Remember MARS ATTACKS and MARTIANS vaporized President JACK NICHOLSON and then anally probed ALEX KEATON whose mom has really nice big tits?
Posted by: Speedwing Plover at April 15, 2010 11:42 AM (uFokq)
haha, don't forget President Informercial recently said he would not 'militarize' space with weapons. Fucking jerk.
Posted by: Speed Buggy
That's truly idiotic.
Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2010 11:42 AM (qrFCz)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 11:42 AM (OVKtM)
Florida, Texas, and Alabama are going to get some serious pain from the lost aerospace jobs that Constellation was promising. And a lot of those jobs aren't going to be picked up elsewhere -- they are gone. If Boeing, Lockheed, or one of the smaller players needs engineers or rocket-men, they're going to go to India or Korea (or just do the work there in the first place). A privatized space-travel market is also a much cheaper and more competitive one...and American aerospace companies are not at all well-positioned to compete in that marketplace.
This is why I think the "private sector will save the space program!" rhetoric is off-base. We haven't spent any time building up a private-sector infrastructure for aerospace, and most smaller firms don't see much benefit in going into that business: start-up costs are (ahem) astronomical, with little short-term profit. It's still not clear to many people what human space travel is for. Why are we sending human beings out there? Where's the profit in doing so?
I'm a huge proponent of space-travel, but our whole approach over the post-Apollo era has been so profoundly dumb that I despair. In another century or so the private-sector may be able to turn a buck off of on-orbit and supply missions, but that day is far off -- only the governments of the world have the resources and wherewithal to build out the infrastructure needed for the private sector to move in.
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 11:43 AM (4Pleu)
It's not $50m per launch. It's $50m per seat.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 11:45 AM (LtIsn)
Posted by: jean at April 15, 2010 11:47 AM (tTdaQ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 15, 2010 11:48 AM (0ahEN)
PS - after all these years I had a prediction come true (sign me up national enquirer), I predicted CBS would come out with a poll showing a +10 approval for O now that he was crossing over in the aggregation of polls and sure enough +10. Ok everybody could have predicted it but its a first for me.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 15, 2010 11:48 AM (7VvJB)
It's not $50m per launch. It's $50m per seat.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 03:45 PM (LtIsn)
And the cost for overhead baggage is nothing to sneeze at, either!
But ... I trust the same country that loves to turn the gas off for Europe on every few cold, wintry days - just for kicks and some extra money. Yep ...
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:48 AM (N49h9)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 11:48 AM (OVKtM)
Posted by: JEA at April 15, 2010 11:49 AM (X5rHG)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 15, 2010 11:50 AM (fEoAc)
That's odd why would he say he is going there to talk to the workers and instead talk to the dignitaries...and who are the 200 specially invited?
Posted by: curious at April 15, 2010 11:50 AM (p302b)
His press briefing had him speaking to the "wokers" . Two things, What happened to the word "employee"? And if it's only NASA muketymucks who are there, why are they not workers, do they not work there? I hate this "worker" crap. It ............is..............so.................communist.
Posted by: dagny at April 15, 2010 11:51 AM (2gNDi)
Posted by: curious at April 15, 2010 11:51 AM (p302b)
I think someone mentioned the whole near-earth asteroid problem. Or maybe, as was said somewhere up-thread, Obama saw a movie.
Never mind that we should have space-based industry. That's too capitalistic, or something.
Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2010 11:52 AM (qrFCz)
Posted by: JEA at April 15, 2010 03:49 PM (X5rHG)
Of course it does, but what private sector for launch vehicles are you thinking about?
Oh, you're not thinking. Okey doke.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:52 AM (N49h9)
NASA is one of the few government programs that actually has delivered tangible benefits to the citizens (the military isn't a program, BTW). Think of all that we have in the commercial market b/c of the space program.
I like smaller gov't more than most, but one proper role of government is to explore and conquer new lands. That's what we did with teh moon, even if we have rhetorically agreed that the moon is not "owned" by anyone. We do own it, bitches, as we do space, but we are letting it slip away, unheeded.
I hate this guy for dragging us down.
Posted by: s'moron at April 15, 2010 11:55 AM (UaxA0)
NASA = government employees.
Hang on here a second. Didn't the Mars Rover go for months or years longer than was predicted? And isn't that also true of many of the space-craft that NASA has put up?
Not everything is wrong with them.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 11:55 AM (GkYyh)
Posted by: JEA at April 15, 2010 03:49 PM (X5rHG)
You're not even trying anymore, buddy. Last warning!
Posted by: Axelrod Internet Communications, Inc. at April 15, 2010 11:56 AM (ERJIu)
Shep just said, "I don't see where the detractors of this President get off". Man, he'd be at home at MSNBC.
Ah say, Ah say. That boy's dumber than a box 'o' wet cardboard....
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 15, 2010 11:56 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: JEA at April 15, 2010 03:49 PM (X5rHG)
The private sector has built everything we shot into space so what is your point?
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 11:57 AM (fwSHf)
And space is a true issue of national security, genius, which is one of the ONLY real expenditures that the federal government is allowed - unlike all that illegal crap that you libtards love to waste our money on.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 11:57 AM (N49h9)
Waterhouse and others who are going into serious apologetic for this guy and "Hey, NASA sucks! Rah rah free enterprise!" modes here:
Yes, it stinks that the shuttle costs a billion a launch. It sucks even more to pay the Russians...for anything...at any time. I'd rather we pay two billion a launch to send nerf footballs into a suborbital path. Anyone that thinks we curry facor with Vladimir Putin by writing him checks should check the whole Iran thing again. Things are connectedy like that.
Yes, there is a great deal of symbolism involved in all space efforts. That is not something we should be ashamed of.
Fix NASA. Go to the moon. Go to Mars. Keep our technology cutting edge. We're not going to do that by navel-gazing about "climate change" or being deliberately vague about objectives.
As for the private sector Paulbot-equivalents: The private sector cannot ensure access to space for the private sector. Relying on the goodwill of other countries for that access is a national suicide wish. Things are connectedy like that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 11:57 AM (B+qrE)
JEA, the dunce, reminds me of one of the arguments I overheard at the rally, yesterday.
A group of leftist-haters counter protesters were saying since we hated taxes so much we probably want to close all the fire stations, too. Yeah, I know, great argument. They got us. Gotta admit.
Taxes are good and patriotic. Government knows best. All the time.
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 11:57 AM (uFokq)
Posted by: curious at April 15, 2010 11:58 AM (p302b)
I want missiles on the moon. It's a good place to put all our old nukes Obama wants to destroy and the missiles will come in handy in case we're attacked by aliens.
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 12:00 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: s'moron at April 15, 2010 03:55 PM (UaxA0)
Damn tootin' we own the Moon. That's why we put our flag there. Contrary to what the America-hating, flag burning libs think, the planting of a flag is a clear indication of ownership and control and has always carried an accepted legal meaning of the same with it.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 12:00 PM (N49h9)
well, my local news ninny is reporting "hundreds of conservatives have descended upon Washington to protest taxes."
Hundreds.
Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 15, 2010 12:02 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: jean at April 15, 2010 12:02 PM (6Njk9)
Posted by: Jeff at April 15, 2010 12:02 PM (Wvu39)
Posted by: karenm at April 15, 2010 12:03 PM (2y90e)
You folks have to cut me some slack here. It's hard to post, let alone think logically when you have to live under your bed, clinging to your Cabbage Patch doll whilst sucking your thumb because of all the illegal, out of state, gun dealers selling Ma deuce M2 50. caliber machine guns to all the disadvantaged kids around my bedroom window.
Posted by: JEA the sissy boy at April 15, 2010 12:03 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Jeff at April 15, 2010 04:02 PM (Wvu39)
You do realize that without the space program we wouldn't have tang or velcro don't you?
and about a million other things
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 12:05 PM (fwSHf)
Any chance we might get a Tea Party thread up this evening? I've got some great tales, myself, and I'm sure other party-attending morons do as well. I'm watching Cavuto in Atlanta now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2010 12:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jeff at April 15, 2010 04:02 PM (Wvu39)
Really, where does one begin to counter such a level of unabashed ignorance?
Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2010 12:05 PM (OlN4e)
I hate this guy for dragging us down.
NASA's been busted for a long longer than Obama's been around, s'moron. The Shuttle was really where the slide began. It was promised as a low-cost, reusable "space plane" that would revolutionize space travel and pave the way back to the moon and mars. Instead, it turned out to be a fragile, dangerous, hideously-expensive test platform that never even remotely lived up to expectations.
It's funny: the Space Shuttle was approved because we needed it as a "space truck" to build Space Station Freedom, but when Freedom was never built, the Shuttle had nothing to do and no purpose. So the bright boys on the Hill decided to use it launch satellites...at vastly more expense and danger to human life than simply sending them up on a rocket. Oh, and the satellites had to be small enough to fit in the Shuttle's cargo bay. When Challenger exploded in 1986, that basically killed the satellite launching business for four years because only the military could use the Atlas/Delta IV platforms at that time.
But the Shuttle, being the old game in town, sucked up all the available cash that might have been spent on a more flexible and intelligent space program. So we pissed away about thirty years circling the earth in a dinky little glider. Our "space station" is a monstrously expensive orbiting junkyard that will be obsolete before it's even finished and which is a complete failure as a scientific or staging platform.
I sometimes dream of the world that could have been had men of vision and integrity been able to bring the original Orion to fruition.
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 12:05 PM (4Pleu)
Why? It's not "US access to space" in any case - it's manned access only. And it would have been no different under Constellation. Either way, what are NASA astronauts doing that's so incredibly important that some hypothetical case of having Putin somehow put the squeeze on NASA would hurt US interests?
Nothing, that's what. A bunch of government employees get a joyride for a billion dollars a pop. How wonderful.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2010 12:06 PM (rOd1g)
Shep just said, "I don't see where the detractors of this President get off".
Go cake on another layer of clown makeup, pencil dick.
Posted by: Warden at April 15, 2010 12:07 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Bob S. at April 15, 2010 12:07 PM (izA2D)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 15, 2010 12:07 PM (DPM1U)
Catapults, the wave of the future.
Yep! Low gravity, go for it!
Of course you have to get those really big rubber bands...
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 12:10 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: Gaff at April 15, 2010 12:10 PM (CMpbs)
Posted by: JEA at April 15, 2010 03:49 PM (X5rHG)
Are you naturally this stupid, or is it something you work on?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 15, 2010 12:11 PM (erIg9)
It's already started, one of my local news stations has the headline "Obama: Americans to Mars in His Lifetime."
Ooooo, squeal, he's just like JFK.
Yeah, polish that knob some more MSM.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 12:11 PM (RZ8pf)
I guess I subconcisously knew it bared repeating.
Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2010 04:06 PM (m2CN7)
It can't be said often enough. The libs always like to disingenuously compare their un-Constitutional federal social spending with defense/security spending by the federal government ... and a lot of conservatives let them get away with it.
The funny part is that every time a lib wants to show how federal spending yields actual results and inventions, it's always defense/security spending that did it. But, the libs cut that spending, or redirect it to idiotic wastes like the already-blown global warming crap, and then want to argue that more welfare is good because the government invented the internet - though the libs would cut DARPA to nothing if they could, in order to hand out more food stamps. No conservative should ever let any of these retards get away with this.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 12:11 PM (N49h9)
Of course you have to get those really big rubber bands...
Make sure you buy only genuine ACMEtm Big Rubber Bands.
Also makers of ACMEtm Giant Steel Balls.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 15, 2010 12:12 PM (B+qrE)
Buzz Aldrin got to ride to the NASA meeting with Barky on AF One. Hmmmm, what kind of magic did Teh Won work this time?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2010 12:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 12:13 PM (OVKtM)
You do realize that without the space program we wouldn't have tang or velcro don't you?
and about a million other things
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 04:05 PM (fwSHf)
DON"T BE HATIN ON TEH TANGZ
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 15, 2010 12:13 PM (erIg9)
"Obama: Americans to Mars in His Lifetime."
So, what are the odds those Americans will be ordering from a Martian Chinese delivery place?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 12:14 PM (B+qrE)
We had a heavy launch capability with the Apollo program. Why not take two proven designs (the Saturn IB and Saturn V) and upgrade?
It wouldn't be possible to duplicate the Saturn stack now even if we wanted to. First of all, the manufacturing infrastructure is gone. Second, the blues and schematics are gone. Third, technology has moved on -- there are many better designs for heavy-lift vehicles than the Apollo-era vehicles.
Apollo-era rockets were the brute-force approach, and did not scale well at all. (We only got back about 2% of the mass we put up into orbit -- the entire gigantic Saturn V returned to us only as the little capsule to top.) If we're ever going to have a cost-effective and scalable approach to space travel, we need to think about infrastructure and technology.
Three-quarters of the problem is making it cheaper to get out of the earth's gravity well; as Heinlein once said, once you're in orbit you're already halfway to wherever you want to go. Chemical rockets (liquid or solid) aren't efficient enough to bring costs down. We're going to need something like a space-elevator or zero-point energy device to make it cheap enough to be practical.
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 12:15 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 12:15 PM (kJ3/M)
DON"T BE HATIN ON TEH TANGZ
I'm not, I have a 15 yo jar of it in my earthquake kit. It looks like it's brand new.
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 12:16 PM (fwSHf)
Yes and no. A lot of good and interesting science and exploration was done, and we learned a lot pushing the limits of technology to get there. But ultimately it was a dead end. It did nothing to build infrastructure or technologies to open access to space for private companies and individuals, which is what I think should be NASA's mandate.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2010 12:17 PM (rOd1g)
Shep is such a stupid sumbitch. After the guy he had on to discuss NASA's future said Obama's speech was vague , and that NASA's leadership sucked, Shep wondered out loud why "detractors of this President" are always telling him to cut the deficit at the same time they want him to keep existing programs (paraphrasing).
Heh. NEVER MIND that NASA has been a net generator of revenues, and that its developments have ancillary benefits to military programs, and national security.
NEVER MIND that people can seek to kill/cut worthless social programs , such as Head Start, while trying to preserve programs that retain people with very scarce skillsets and irreplaceable experience.
NEVER MIND that people want Barack to roll back the astounding levels of debt he's attempting to saddle us with.
Nahhhh....understanding those things would require Shep to be logical and consistent.
But as he once put it, "Consistency is the knob-gobblin' of little minds"
Posted by: effinayright at April 15, 2010 12:18 PM (3sB5l)
Posted by: Zephram Cochrane at April 15, 2010 12:19 PM (GwPRU)
Couldn't agree more. I will always respect Buzz for his achievements, but he is definitely not my favorite astronaut any more. Has he always been a moonbat and I just haven't noticed?
And this has nothing to do with putting space in the hands of the private sector. Privatization is great but there's no motive for industry to go into space. Obama wants to nationalize everything he can get his grubby little paws on. If you think he's serious about privatizing space exploration and travel you haven't been paying attention. This is nothing but a nice, roundabout way of pulling the rug out from under what America could achieve in space. Armstrong and the others had it right - "sliding towards mediocrity." Obama would like for us to be mediocre. He's already stated on many occasions that he doesn't believe in American exceptionalism. Why would this be any different?
This is a horrible time to be an engineer looking for work and the NASA job cuts are going to make that even worse. Way to go, Obama.
Posted by: Angry Beaver at April 15, 2010 12:20 PM (a8fNp)
DON"T BE HATIN ON TEH TANGZ
I'm not, I have a 15 yo jar of it in my earthquake kit. It looks like it's brand new.
Little pro painter tip: if you ever have to paint anything orange and don't want to flash cash for real paint, just mix Coffeemate and Tang 50/50. Add a little cheap vodka for solvent=good to go!
PS: I'm kidding.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 15, 2010 12:21 PM (ERJIu)
We're going to need something like a space-elevator
Monty nails it. And we could do it. A little carbon ribbon and some duct tape (I jest, but still it would be doable.)
But that would take money away from climate change studies. And with New Jersey's global warming fund under threat from that child-hating governor there, we can't have that, now can we?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 12:21 PM (B+qrE)
Zephram, hi! I was wondering when weÂ’d get a Star Trek reference.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 12:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Dammit!!! Monty keeps posting what I'm thinking...
I don't mean to be a downer here, but I think the last, best discovery program we will ever see in our lives was Voyager 2. I recorded hours of it, and just seeing stuff that had never been seen before was just awsome.
Unless we send a probe to another Solar System, I don't think that can be beat.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 12:23 PM (GkYyh)
Landing a spacecraft on an asteroid will save everyone 3000% in health care premiums, which means that people with asthma will be able to afford their breathalyzers instead of having to steal them from dead relatives.
Let me be clear. We have the will. We have the technology. And we have Buzz Aldrin here in the house ready to take the Millenium Falcon and get up all in that bitch.
Posted by: President Saystuff at April 15, 2010 12:25 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 12:25 PM (fwSHf)
I think the last, best discovery program we will ever see in our lives was Voyager 2.
Except that it returns in three hundred years and tries to kill us all.
Star Trek ref #2.
[Runs from room because it was Star Trek I]
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 12:26 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Dr. Richard Daystrom at April 15, 2010 12:27 PM (kJ3/M)
Posted by: Jim Kirk in utero at April 15, 2010 12:28 PM (gxpfq)
Great. Now I have a craving for Tang. Thanks a lot morons.
(Anybody else used to just eat it straight as a kid?) Also good mixed with tea.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 12:28 PM (RZ8pf)
I just read that Shep Smith's audience is adolescent, sexually confused boys with a tendancy to skip school.
I understand that is was an extraordinarily had group to elicit responses from. Ironically, this is the same group that self identifies as what David Brooks defined as the "educated class".
I'd been wondering who those people were.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 15, 2010 12:28 PM (RkRxq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2010 12:28 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 12:29 PM (OVKtM)
Sure, but at least it gives us a hot bald-headed chick in a shower robe to fool around with before we die.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 12:30 PM (kJ3/M)
I think the last, best discovery program we will ever see in our lives was Voyager 2.
Except that it returns in three hundred years and tries to kill us all.
Star Trek ref #2.
[Runs from room because it was Star Trek I]
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 04:26 PM (B+qrE)
Wasn't that Voyager 6?
Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2010 12:30 PM (oVQFe)
(Anybody else used to just eat it straight as a kid?) Also good mixed with tea.
Mix it with Nestea mix and heat it up on a cold day (with water, of course).
I was too busy jugging straight Karo corn syrup as a kid to mainline Tang.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 12:31 PM (B+qrE)
Great. Now I have a craving for Tang. Thanks a lot morons.
(Anybody else used to just eat it straight as a kid?) Also good mixed with tea.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 04:28 PM (RZ8pf)
PGiS, I absolutely refuse to believe that you are posting all this stuff in total innocence.
Anyway, the answers are "So do I", "Yes", and "Not so much."
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 12:32 PM (kJ3/M)
The Teleprompter Messiah is beginning to remind me of Arsenio Hall's talkshow career. Hall started out all mainstream and accessible to flyover America, giggly and smiling like the grill on a '58 Buick Roadmaster. Then, as the ratings started to tank and his audience drifted, he got all 'hoody and sullen, slouching behind the host desk scowling behind his shades, all bad lookin' n' shizzle.
If the Precedent walks on stage wearing an 'X' ball cap and black leather jeans scowling at the teleprompter look out for big trouble, the driveby posse's on its way to Alaska.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 15, 2010 12:33 PM (ERJIu)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 12:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2010 12:34 PM (UOM48)
Wow, that's hard core! (light or dark?)
Both. Together with sorghum. Call it the Southern Diabetes Eight Ball.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 12:34 PM (B+qrE)
PGiS, I absolutely refuse to believe that you are posting all this stuff in total innocence.
Ummm, I'm betting with you.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 12:34 PM (GkYyh)
Our unmanned robotic missions (not just Voyagers) will stand as glories in the history of the human race. Galileo, Cassini, the Spirit probes on Mars, Magellan to Venus, and the two early Pioneer probes come immediately to mind. Whatever else America may be (or may become) we will always have that to our credit: we opened up the Solar System. The first man-made objects to leave our Sun's gravitational envelope carry the American flag on their sides. I take great pride in that.
I just wish we could carry the same spirit of can-do design and risk-taking to the human spaceflight part of the equation.
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 12:35 PM (4Pleu)
The scary thing is, it almost makes sense. It explains the absolutely slavish adoration he gets from certain key supporters -- they've got brain-slug implants. It explains why he wants to nationalize health care -- the better to conceal the brain-slug menace and help them spread. It explains why he seems utterly unfamiliar with basic human emotions.
Forget about that birth certificate crap: we've got to start demanding to see his CAT scans!
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 15, 2010 12:38 PM (fEoAc)
God bless you.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 15, 2010 12:39 PM (kJ3/M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2010 04:34 PM (UOM4
Cernan was great. And he put himself in with the Tea Partiers, twice. I liked that little jab he mentioned to Neil about "95% of my colleagues agree".
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 15, 2010 12:41 PM (N49h9)
*sigh* POON-Tang.
/pointing out the obvious.
Phew! I was afraid it was some hip Wu-Tang Clan reference. I hate those guys.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 15, 2010 12:42 PM (ERJIu)
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Yeah, but everyone knows it's the government that's best at doing the things that no one can figure out why they need to be done.
Posted by: Snarkatron at April 15, 2010 12:43 PM (3K4hn)
So, what are the odds those Americans will be ordering from a Martian Chinese delivery place?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2010 04:14 PM (B+qrE)
we already have a Mars Cheese Castle
Posted by: fartbubble at April 15, 2010 12:43 PM (gAmQ1)
Oh for heavenÂ’s sake, really?
Umm, well then in the immortal words of Emily Litella “nevermind”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 12:44 PM (RZ8pf)
I often hear people bring up the "Western settlers" model of space exploration: give people property rights on Mars, and then move aside for the land rush! Well, it's not happening.
First: The western settlers didn't have to take along their own air. (Or water, or dirt for farming.) And the gravitational well was the same between the origin and the destination. "Living off the land" isn't really feasible when you're traveling through space to an arid planet with very little atmosphere.
Second: the settlers died a lot. From cold, from hunger, from accident, from predations by Indians and animals, and from disease. Our tolerance for this kind of thing is notably lower now. The first Mars-settler ship that explodes or arrives with a cargo-hold full of dead people from radiation-sickness or some other malady would be the end of the program. We are a far more risk-averse people now than we were then. If space-travel and colonization is ever to take off, we're going to have to be more comfortable with people dying in space, because it's going to happen. (And quite frequently, at least early on.)
Third: the settlers had a lot of infrastructural help. The government established a lot of incentives to move people west. The Louisiana purchase, land-grants in open territories, and turning territories into States. In other words, settlers were never completely cut off from the world they came from. Settlers to another planet are going to have to be much more self-sufficient than the western settlers ever were to make it work.
These reasons (and many others) are why I believe that only the government has the resources and finances available to build out the infrastructure required to make "commercialization" of space-travel a reality. Either that, or some major revolution in technology that dramatically reduces the cost-to-orbit per kilogram equation to small fractions of what it is now.
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 12:48 PM (4Pleu)
Posted by: Jeff at April 15, 2010 04:02 PM (Wvu39)
You do realize that without the space program we wouldn't have tang or velcro don't you?
and about a million other things
Posted by: robtr at April 15, 2010 04:05 PM (fwSHf)
Or not. Velcro was invented in Switzerland in 1941.
Never has an organization had so little to do with so many technologies it claims to have birthed. If you go down NASA's list of "spinoff" technologies and really research them you'll find that most were already developed for military or industrial use. In the few cases where NASA took a technology and enhanced it they just accelerated work that was already ongoing.
It's PR. Nothing more.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 12:49 PM (XIXhw)
We don't need to go to the moon because we've already been?
The point of a mission to the moon is to reestablish our preeminence in space after floundering in low earth orbit for about thirty years. It's to restore the prestige of the program and not allow it to be stagnant and ineffective until 2030, 2040, or whenever the time comes for a mars mission to be executed SIXTY YEARS after we last escaped low earth orbit.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at April 15, 2010 12:54 PM (b68Df)
Just to sort of get this back on track (herding cats)...
I followed Voyager2 for a number of years, and watched (+recorded) as much as possible. Unless you had seen it, you have no idea how cool that was. Uranus, Neptune, the moons of those planets, which had never been seen in any detail by astronomers. And as the pictures came in, space Scientists trying to explain what the pictures were showing. And this was live.
It was kind of like being with Columbus. And it got better.
Not going to see anything like that again, in my opinion.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 12:57 PM (GkYyh)
Uranus, Neptune, the moons of those planets, which had never been seen in any detail by astronomers. And as the pictures came in, space Scientists trying to explain what the pictures were showing. And this was live.
There's a great segment in Carl Sagan's Cosmos where they show scientists at JPL basically just freaking out as the Voyager Jupiter data started coming in. They were giddy, throwing ideas out right and left...man, it would have been great to be there. (They even mention the "Morabito incident" where a grad-school intern, Linda Morabito, found a volcanic eruption on Io after a bunch of senior eggheads totally missed it.)
Posted by: Monty at April 15, 2010 01:00 PM (4Pleu)
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Posted by: tsj017 at April 15, 2010 01:06 PM (4YUWF)
I’m not going to come down on one side or the other on the NASA debate, but what I am concerned about is that we are shutting down the channels of innovation in this country. We remain a world leader as long as we can innovate. The space program is a place where a lot of innovation has taken place—things that have moved us forward in many areas of life.
It is great that there is private enterprise, but if you look at what the government is doing with regard to private enterprise, I am concerned that companies will cancel projects or choose to go to other countries instead.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2010 01:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 01:07 PM (OVKtM)
We simply can not afford it right now.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 01:08 PM (QrA9E)
If the Precedent walks on stage wearing an 'X' ball cap and black leather jeans scowling at the teleprompter look out for big trouble, the driveby posse's on its way to Alaska.
************
I've always assumed he would fast-forward directly to the Palpatine Emperor hoodie outfit.
Posted by: effinayright at April 15, 2010 01:09 PM (3sB5l)
200 The problem with all these arguments for maintaining the civilian space program is that they neglect one crucial piece of evidence.
We simply can not afford it right now.
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Vic, how 'bout telling us why, if we can't afford anything right now, billion in govt. spending is going on every single day.
What social program THAT and not Science/Defense THIS?
Posted by: effinayright at April 15, 2010 01:12 PM (3sB5l)
Posted by: fightobama at April 15, 2010 01:13 PM (6IV8T)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 01:14 PM (OVKtM)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 15, 2010 01:15 PM (fEoAc)
One thing I've always wondered about. How come NASA has never gotten into pulse rockets? Didn't that work well in WWII? Well, at least for the Nazi's.
Know anything about that, Monty?
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 01:17 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: George Orwell at April 15, 2010 01:17 PM (k8WvF)
Vic, how 'bout telling us why, if we can't afford anything right now, billion in govt. spending is going on every single day.
What social program THAT and not Science/Defense THIS?
We can't afford any of those programs right now either.
We need to cut EVERYTHING except absolute essentials. That includes that BS obamacare mess and any money that is in porkulous and tarp that hasn't been spent yet.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 01:18 PM (QrA9E)
The economy is already sunk.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 01:19 PM (QrA9E)
It's a terrible paradigm for the reasons Monty listed. I would add this:
Colonization of the new world had a clear business model. People from Europe went to the Americas and engaged in trade, farming, and extraction. Raw materials were sent to the home country in return for finished goods.
This model is unlikely to be realistic for the moon or Mars. The moon doesn't have anything we want we can't obtain more cheaply on the earth. There are no beaver pelts, no plantations of sugar cane, tobacco, and cocoa. There are no natives to trade with. There's no hope the colony will be self-sufficient without a thousand years of terraforming, and maybe not even then.
In terms of bulk raw materials you could set up mines on the ocean floor more cheaply than putting them on the moon, so we still have 3/4 of the earth's surface to exhaust before it makes sense to get them from the moon, and even after that it will be cheaper to recycle than to go off-world.
Land in the New World was high quality land. Not only did it come with air, but it also had fertile soil and a good climate. If you wanted to "settle" somewhere because land is too expensive where you are now, Antarctica is far more hospitable than anywhere off planet. Or one of the thousands of uninhabited islands. You could even build floating cities that would be cheaper and much nicer.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 01:25 PM (XIXhw)
Gonna have to disagree with you Vic. R&D is important. You never know what you will find nor how important it can become later.
Hell, Colombus had to beg for funds. And even before he sailed, he was wrong on 2 counts, those being how large the Atlantic was, and that he was going to India.
Welll, we wouldn't be here if he hadn't made that voyage.
NASA isn't going to break the budget. It's minor. But who knows what we may discover?
I'm thinking it is well worth the money.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 01:31 PM (GkYyh)
He's spending BILLLLLIONS of our childrens dollars on HIGH SPEED CHOO CHOO'S in FLORIDA.
He is a useless pandering prick.
Posted by: gus at April 15, 2010 01:36 PM (MaqIC)
Oh, I just want to say. Exploring via NASA is great. I'm not very sure of landing Astronauts on Mars.
And the Shuttle?
Waste of money.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 01:39 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 01:40 PM (OVKtM)
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Pulse rockets in WWII? Haven't heard of them. Pulse jets on the other hand, are finicky and noisy and, being jets, need to breathe air.
Posted by: Snarkatron at April 15, 2010 01:41 PM (3K4hn)
Bambi: Quite a treat being on Air Force One, eh?
Buzz: I was on Apollo fucking 11, asshole.
Bambi: Right, but without me.
Posted by: Michael at April 15, 2010 01:42 PM (FC2+c)
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at April 15, 2010 01:43 PM (+3fAP)
But as he once put it, "Consistency is the knob-gobblin' of little minds"
Posted by: effinayright at April 15, 2010 04:18 PM (3sB5l)
Only, ONLY on Ace of Spades could you read something like this.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at April 15, 2010 01:48 PM (euuyg)
Honestly, I don't want government spending my tax dollars for make-work, even if it's for something as cool as the space program? But judging from what we've gotten out of NASA over the past forty-five years, dropping money into them is a damnsight better investment than all the other places Zero wants to put it.
Posted by: Moose4 at April 15, 2010 01:54 PM (ZN+Dd)
Good times, good times!!! (I think so, anyway....can't remember them all.....)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at April 15, 2010 01:54 PM (KWhJd)
Posted by: sladenyv at April 15, 2010 01:54 PM (saiGq)
Posted by: Snarkatron at April 15, 2010 05:41 PM (3K4hn)
You are correct, sir. Pulse Jet Engines for the V-1, but not for the V-2.
Chalk it up to reading too much, and getting things confused.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 01:55 PM (GkYyh)
Gonna have to disagree with you Vic. R&D is important. You never know what you will find nor how important it can become later.
So why not take all that grant money going to colleges to study frog sex and other shit and have them do real science R&D? (Except we need to kill that also)Hell, Colombus had to beg for funds. And even before he sailed, he was wrong on 2 counts, those being how large the Atlantic was, and that he was going to India.
Yeah, how'd that work out for Spain? And they got the money from the Queen's jewels. I'm fine with spending money on NASA if they get the money from selling the First Lady's jewels, or in the current case her designer wardrobe.
Welll, we wouldn't be here if he hadn't made that voyage.
Probably not true.
NASA isn't going to break the budget. It's minor. But who knows what we may discover?
As I said, the budget is already broken. We can't afford toilet paper right now. As for what we "might discover" if it was worthwhile private industry would be doing it.
I'm thinking it is well worth the money.
I'm thinking regardless of its worth, real and intrinsic, we don't have the money for it. We are fking broke. I would consider a 500 hp Mustang GT convertible worth the money and would love to have one, but I don't have the money for it.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 01:57 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 01:58 PM (QrA9E)
But space-based manufacturing doesn't require humans in space, and it doesn't require anything past LEO. Also, I have yet to run across anything that 1) is cheaper to manufacture in space (or can only be manufactured in space) and 2) can't be substituted with something far cheaper made on earth.
Sure, there are things that can be done in space, but what can be done more sensibly in space?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 02:01 PM (XIXhw)
Sorry if it has already been posted, but just an interesting FYI.
Homer Hickman is who Jake "Brokeback Mountain" Gyllenhall played in the movie October Sky about his early life in building rockets in high school.
Posted by: Lowell at April 15, 2010 02:06 PM (c1NMo)
Posted by: President Yun Juggy Flying Past the Moon with ET on a Bicycle at April 15, 2010 02:07 PM (mHQ7T)
164 ParanoidGirlInSeattle
(Anybody else used to just eat it straight as a kid?)
Yes, but I had to cut it with sugar. And I promise there's no double meaning in that... it's just that it used to set my teeth on edge.
Posted by: Golem14 at April 15, 2010 02:08 PM (2X8VA)
But my point was none of these models apply to the moon or Mars. You've really made my point here by listing all the things Europeans could do profitably in the Americas at different development stages. There just isn't anything like that off-planet.
From what I can see the only thing that makes sense to do that we haven't already done is solar power satellites. You could make the case for a human presence in orbit to service those sats if you can get the cost to LEO down quite a bit lower than it is now and your solar power satellite program is massive enough to require quite a bit of ongoing maintenance.
Of course once you're in LEO you're halfway to anywhere. But it's still not clear to me it will ever make sense to do the other half.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 02:09 PM (XIXhw)
I did mark all the previous stuff with italics but I guess Minx ate it.
heh.
Couple of things. You asked...Yeah, how'd that work out for Spain?
Well they got enough gold out of the New World to drive the price of it down in Europe. I'm pretty sure they gained more wealth in that time then they ever had before or since.
"Welll, we wouldn't be here if he hadn't made that voyage"
Probably not true.
Well, I'd be in Ireland now if he hadn't made that voyage. And you would be where?
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 02:12 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 02:13 PM (OVKtM)
GOP offered amendments to decrease spending in other areas to offset it.
Dems voted it down of course. They want tax increases.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 02:15 PM (QrA9E)
Aldrin even included having some non-US organization do something, as part of his plan. Hey, Buzz, here's a newsflash for ya! They don't have to do what we want! (Ironically, it his side - the left - that is constantly criticizing the US for using its influence). These guys live in such a fantasy world! All while a $10B investment is flushed down the toilet.
It's amazing how people as smart as astronauts would buy this BS for even a nanosecond, but people - even smart ones - find ways to believe what they want to believe, don't they?
Posted by: Optimizer at April 15, 2010 03:24 PM (odEHq)
I'm not Schadenfreudenly happy that Buzz got voted off Dancing with the Stars.
Posted by: adagioforstrings at April 15, 2010 02:15 PM (smBk5)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 02:16 PM (OVKtM)
Someone else would have done if not for CC. Actually, we would have been better off if it had not been Spain.
Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2010 02:17 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 02:23 PM (OVKtM)
Shep just said, "I don't see where the detractors of this President get off".
Will somebody please tell Shep where to get off, namely get off FNC and go home where he belongs to MSNBC. He and Ed Schultz could do a little point/counterpoint show, lefty vs. crazy lefty.
Posted by: Boots at April 15, 2010 03:04 PM (06JTY)
Next to the socialist cry of "guns or butter" every time Federal spending goes up because of a war is,
"Why are we spending that kind of money for a guy to hit golf balls on the moon when we have poor folk here on Earth."
Posted by: Druid at April 15, 2010 03:08 PM (Oe01r)
Ace's liver is full of it. I've been hearing that crap about velcro, Tang, ballpoint pens etc from the usual suspects for over 40 years now. It was bullshit then and it's bullshit now. The simple fact is that the country has made back far more money than it ever spent on the space program, in the form of countless new products and processes, most of which Joe Paulbot never knew was derived from space research.
And while Monty makes some good points, he's off base on others. I've watched this whole thing unfold for well nigh 50 years, and it's not overall NASA's fault they are in the shape they are in, whether it's with the shuttle, lack of space infrastructure or anything else. Actually, the shuttle, ISS (which is "Space Station Freedom", just late and renamed) are all about "infrastructure". NASA has been trying to build it with almost no money for the past 40 years. And yes, it's the infrastructure needed to go back to the Moon, Mars, asteroids. But thanks to the Congress, and mostly a Commiecrat-controlled Congress at that, they have tried to do all that with almost no money. If you go back to the end of the Apollo era, NASA has had almost no increase in it's annual budget in all the years, hell, decades, since.
But despite that, they still managed to build and fly the space shuttle, the space station, and a boatload of robotic probes, all of which have, overall been very successful. Yeah, we've lost two shuttles and their crews. Well, guess what? NASA said back before it ever first flew that there was a 1 in 50 chance of a in-flight failure that would result in loss of life. And guess what? The last flights of the Challenger and Columbia were BOTH right around that 1 in 50 mark. And don't think the crews didn't then or now know the risks. I could write a book about why the shuttle ended up the way it is (short version; Democrat politicians fucked it up during the design phase; what we got is not what NASA originally had in mind). But I don't care how well engineered something is, a car, boat, airplane or spaceship, from time to time mistakes will be made and people will die. Deal with it. The astronauts do, every damn day.
This is a sad day, because yet again Obambi is trashing yet something else that was good about this country. In this case, the space program. He's a Marxist; to one of those anything that showcases American exceptionalism and ability is something to be put down and destroyed if possible. The only thing that MIGHT save the space program from what Armstrong and his fellows called mediocrity would be that most people still support our exploration of space and don't want to see it trashed. (And no, boys and girls, it would not cost that must to get at least most of this stuff done.) We shall see...
Posted by: Cave Bear at April 15, 2010 03:17 PM (WmZrs)
That's where I think we're not seeing eye-to-eye. The argument Columbus made to the court in Portugal was that if he was successful in traveling to Asia by going west they'd all get fabulously wealthy off the sea trade with China and India. There was a clear potential payoff. In fact every early expedition to the New World was based on the same logic - "Here's what we believe. If what we believe is correct and our venture is successful we'll get fabulously wealthy."
Of course sometimes their information was faulty. There was no fountain of youth. No El Dorado. Sometimes the expedition was wiped out by natives or disease or hunger. But just because things didn't work out doesn't mean they didn't have a plan. Every step of the way.
Even later settlers who were just fleeing persecution had a plan for eventual self sufficiency. Mars and the moon are just too inhospitable for that to happen. On the moon you don't even have enough gravity for colonization to work.
If Columbus had arrived in the New World and it was a lifeless rock with no air, colonization would never have been attempted.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 03:18 PM (XIXhw)
This is so far wrong it isn't even funny, and it won't take more than about fifteen minutes of Googling to realize it. We will never, ever get back the money we've spent on the space program. Some of the unmanned stuff was worth doing anyway because information has value in its own rite, but the manned space program is and always was a pork barrel vanity project.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 03:22 PM (XIXhw)
Here's to you, all you Space Coast Idoits that voted for ObiWon kin Nawful. You deserve evertything you are getting. You didn't believe his first Campaign budget where he said he would gut the Space program? It was only after he had the nomination and needed Florida's electoral votes that he suddenly "changed" his budget. What fools!. And now that he's got the juice, he's shutting you down for good. It's bad enough you voted against your job, but you also voted against the one thing you may actually care about, U.S. manned spaceflight. You're getting what you deserve, but so am I, except I didn't vote for the shapeshifter-in-chief, you should have went with the former Naval Aviator.
Obama promises all have an expiration:
I Love you
The space check is in the mail
I won't cancel your space program
All that education doesn't count for much, if you don't use your head.
Losers, now go tatoo a big L on your forehead.
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Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 07:22 PM (XIXhw)
As I said before, this was bullshit the first time I heard it 40+ years ago and it's bullshit now. Whatever. Hope you're happy, as it's all most likely going to come to an end soon anyway, thanks to your boy Preznit Toonces.
Posted by: Cave Bear at April 15, 2010 03:57 PM (WmZrs)
Manned vs unmanned. I'll go with the later. Unless there is some real reason to land a man on Mars, I really don't see the point.
Nice, but why? Just because we can do it?
The only reason I could see to land a man on Mars is because there is some sort of evidence that intelligent life was there in the past, and we need some digging.
As far as I know, no such evidence exists.
Which would be great, but I'm betting that's just a dream, same as the Fountain of Youth.
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2010 04:13 PM (1kwr2)
- Private space exploration - watermelons killed that about ten years ago.
- Antartica - ALL nations with a presence are there only to keep their foot in the door - they take their foot out they lose any interest. Space program is the same way.
- Spain/Portugal had a reason to risk trans-Atlantic shipping - the Fuslims were pissed about Andalusia and were cutting off their trade with the Far East.
None of the above have anything to do with the fact that engaging in matters outside the US is the explicit business of the Federal Government - withdrawing from an active manned space program, however consequential, is no different that withdrawing all manned foreign missions.
Posted by: Druid at April 15, 2010 04:30 PM (Oe01r)
Yeah, as you said with nothing to back it up. And anybody who reads comments on this site knows I'm not a big fan of the president.
If you actually did some research you'd realize just how much bullshit hype surrounds the manned space program. In absolute terms it's not a hell of a lot of money, so I guess it doesn't matter much. But if we're going to spend it I'd rather see it spent on either useful science, like probes, or something economically useful like solar power.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 04:40 PM (XIXhw)
The imbecile mispronounced "Orion" again.
Check out the video at the Whitehouse.gov website:
http://tinyurl.com/y5gmnhr
At the 12:10 he slips it up and quickly catches himself.
God, what a dolt.
Posted by: sartana at April 15, 2010 04:46 PM (DaOPz)
He was decrying the decline in space exploration similarly to Armstrong, although he didn't specifically mention Obama. I seriously doubt that he likes the president's vision for NASA.
Dan, I heard Aldrin speak with the rest of the Apollo 11 crew this past July. He called Obama out. By name. So did Collins. Armstrong remained more neutral, which, again, is why his participation in the speaking out-ed-ness is so extraordinary. He never, EVER gets involved with anything political.
Posted by: Filly at April 15, 2010 05:16 PM (onwJ3)
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2010 05:58 PM (CPefM)
Oh? What do you envision people doing in space that we couldn't do more cheaply with machines?
What you're saying could be true. Could be. If we could get people into orbit for about a tenth of the price we're paying today. IMO that could be done with SSTO, but I haven't seen a serious SSTO project since DC-X. I guess we could see a private company (like Carmack's) do it, but so far things don't look very promising.
It'll never happen with the shuttle or shuttle-derived anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 06:02 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at April 15, 2010 07:05 PM (OVKtM)
Oh, I'm all for a program for which the goal is an order-of-magnitude $/kg reduction to LEO. But I would point out there's no reason to make it a manned program initially. If the program is successful, then either man-rate it or have a man-rated successor.
But what's on the board now, Constellation, not only isn't going to change the cost equation, it's not even on the path to changing the cost equation.
You can find two excellent essays on the subject from Jerry Pournelle here and here.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 07:31 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: SplatticusFinch@aol.com at April 15, 2010 07:32 PM (7FgWm)
d) who cares what launcher NASA uses to get an astronaut into space? Getting astronauts to the ISS is hardly a national security issue. At best it's a point of national pride, which is a stupid reason to blow 950 million per launch on a government jobs program.
It's not a stupid reason...blowing $950 million IS the reason. We Americans bore $950 million dollar holes in the sky.
Yay.
Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2010 08:13 PM (4wU1F)
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Posted by: Alana at April 15, 2010 09:48 PM (WRLx7)
Me too.
@Rollory
Private enterprises such as Blue Origin, SpaceEx, etc., have contracted with NASA to do materials and propellant testing. Go back to sleep, dork.
Posted by: Dion at April 15, 2010 10:22 PM (QsSzZ)
I think it's great how we've integrated the special needs people into society.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 15, 2010 10:56 PM (LtIsn)
Right now there is even a private firm that is planning on launching a private space station for space tourism. They already have two unmanned test modules in orbit already to see if this thing works.
Posted by: Gary B at April 15, 2010 11:11 PM (1gWfF)
Posted by: jean at April 16, 2010 05:03 AM (QFzyw)
In my 70 years I have seen some real snake oil sellers !!! B.O. is the best . All he does is fly around the country putting more waste in the air then any other person in the world , not to say all the BS that flow's from his mouth when he is on the ground . 9 months ago he was cutting cost and now he is spending some to make himself look good . The man has a coat of many colors if you get my drift .
I can't wait for the year 2012 to get rid of this BS that is killing this wonderful country .I have read most of the comments and wonder to myself where in the hell were all of you in Nov. 08 . All I can say is I hope you are happy with the CHANGE . LETS MAKE A CHANGE IN 2012
I don't give a shit about 6 Billion to help the space projects ,it will help save some familys , Didn't B.O. give 22 billion to buy govt. motors . Oh I could go on and on . But I have to get back to work to make sure that some lazy ass can buy some smoke's and beer so he can get layed tonite and make another dependent for us to take careoff .
Posted by: Buddy boy at April 16, 2010 09:32 AM (oqE04)
The fact of the matter is that with this new direction being given to NASA we actually stand a chance to see a return to the Moon, Mars, and beyond; faster, then the projected and likely time that anything resembling Constellation could conceivably accomplish. The current NASA administrator, Charles Bolden, says that he wants to see a space industry that has several hundred to several thousand people in space before the end of this decade. To me, I find the prospect of a significant population of space adventurers floating around in orbit or visiting other planets much more exciting than the status quo. The status quo begin namely, blowing billions of dollars developing a launch vehicle that will only fly a couple of times a year and put a handful of NASA astronauts on the surface of one ball of rock.
What precisely is this fascination with what a small group of hand picked NASA astronauts from 40 years thinks? They may be quite accomplished as pilots or systems management and control specialists but policy direction and business economics is not something I'd consider their strong suite. The fact of the matter is the reason why Constellation was cancelled is because everyone knew that it was financially unsustainable within the previous or even currently expanded NASA budget. For the costs of one Orion crew capsule we could fund the startup and development of 5 SpaceX type space-based corporations. The launch of just one Ares-Ix technology demonstrator we could have paid for the full development and construction costs of all the SpaceX Falcon I vehicles and launches to date. The real devil is in the details when it comes to explaining why NASA is so expensive. Largely, the costs of launching material into space is directly linked to the standing army of personnel needed to construct and maintain the launch pad and the space vehicle assembly and launch. NASA is just an excuse for Congress critters to appropriate tax payer money to pump up their districts pork and job creation claims. What we actually accomplish or what specifically we do in space could be furthest from the mind of most politicians and from what it appears the majority of people in this country. I guess people just like to see big rockets make awesome sound and fire and that is about it. If that is the case I say we create a national fireworks agency that shoots big bottle rockets off once a month.
Posted by: HeftyJo at April 16, 2010 11:22 AM (bpSFK)
Obama At Kennedy Space Center Talking Space Policy
Who is better qualified than that space cadet?
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