1
President Hypocrite

2 Other readers of this blog have tears streaming down their cheeks.  I held them back, but the others didn't.

3 His bullshit speech should've been called "State of the ME Address"
Smug, sarcastic and non-inspirational.

4 Doesn't really need anyone else, does he.

5 PS: Fuck the 52%. I won't let you forget.

6 Geez, I'm so much smarter than this guy it's not even funny.

7 I love it when their reflexive partisanship can get flung right back at them.

8 Gosh, that made pudding stream down my sac.

9 Even better is Obama's speech against raising the debt limit during Bush's term.

10
My skin was wet with eye-tears rolling down face-skin.

11

Off topic and maybe someone has already pointed this out, but Shuster is interviewing Breibart at 3pm.

Also, he got the smackdown from MSNBC for his O'Keefe tweets.

12

Regarding the symphony: Upon reading that surreal piece again, I entertain the notion (meaning: likelyhood somewhat greater than zero) that we've been punk'd by the Rara Avis.

Which would be uncharacteristically subtle and witty of him.

13

lacey 11 Off topic and maybe someone has already pointed this out, but Shuster is interviewing Breibart at 3pm. Also, he got the smackdown from MSNBC for his O'Keefe tweets.

CANNONBALL!

14 Hot tears rolled down my face as my four-year-old daughter asked me, "Daddy, why does President Obama think we're all retards?"

15 Our dog would make a better president than Obama, not to mention a better journalist than Shuster.  And the dog is teh stooopid.

16 NOW will you bastards believe me when I say that JD Salinger isn't a pen name?

17 Oops. Wrong thread.

18 I don't see Obama as a leader of men.  He isn't accountable for any of his actions.  I see him more as the dude helping the women and children into the lifeboats.  He should be heading down below deck since he is actually the problem.  For all Bush's faults he never once blamed Clinton, he took his lumps and shut up about it.

19 Whatever.

20 I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face.  My boss is wondering what the fuck i;m doing in my office, he can hear the cackling from next door.

21 8 Gosh, that made pudding stream down my sac.

 

Thread winner!

22 You guys know what my favorite part of Katie's banana pudding is?  The Nilla wafers. 

23

Thinking about the passing of Salinger kind of triggered some literary memories and what I focused in on was the phrase from Tale of Two Cities - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...  Bush's presidency was kind of like that - good economy, escalation of the war on terror.   Obama's unfortunately isn't like that.  It's just the worst of times.

Bush could have spent his whole presidency blaming Clinton for his lack of initiative in pursuing the war on terror.  He didn't.

Kind of revealing.

24

he is narcissus personified.

he probably does MO doggie style so he can look at himself in the mirror while doing it. (not that I would want to look at her either, or touch her for that matter... )

25

Barry then: It's all Bush's fault.

Barry today: It's all is Bush's fault.

26 I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. 

That belongs back on the Buckley thread.

 

27 WTF is this about "repealing" DA/DT anyway?  Wasn't that a Bubbecutive-direction?

28 I had this thought yesterday afternoon.  It's pretty time-sensitive and kind of moot at this point, but I wanted to put it out there anyway:  The voters of Massachusetts delivered the State of the Union Address last Tuesday.  The President delivered the very first Presidential Repsonse to the State of the Union Address.

29 O/T:

U.K. Proposes $500M to Woo Taliban Off Battlefield, Into Jobs

U.S. wrestles with olive branch for Taliban

Genius. What could possibly go wrong?

30 He can still gaze at himself in the mirror if MO is doing HIM doggy style.

31 good point

32 Sifl and Olly for the win!

33 Wrong link in the post. It goes to some guy's "Whatever..." video.

Please fix.

34 27 WTF is this about "repealing" DA/DT anyway?  Wasn't that a Bubbecutive-direction?

Posted by: sherlock at January 28, 2010 03:12 PM (h6sl7)

But gays can't serve in the military!  Even though there are thousands of gays currently enlisted in the military... they just can't flaunt that they're gay in their Commander's face, except for when they do because they want to get out of serving.

35

I'm so pissed I'm missing this interview.

You just know that Grand Canyon Shuster calls a mouth is trying to shout down Breibart--who will just smile and politely tell him in a manner of speaking to sod off.

36 Ugh, local guy gets on the radio after Rush.

"I guess I saw a different speech than everyone else.  I thought it was pretty good.."  delivered in a blue collar, every-man schtick.

Why they have this guy on at drive time instead of Hannity or Fred astounds me.

37 Obama's speech was the long-winded version of what he really meant to say

38 The name "Hugo Chavez" in the Stupid language is "Barack Obama"

39 29 O/T:

U.K. Proposes $500M to Woo Taliban Off Battlefield, Into Jobs

U.S. wrestles with olive branch for Taliban

Genius. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Iskandar at January 28, 2010 03:12 PM (/o58C)

Senator Miss Piggy is upset. She only peddled her ass for  a paltry $300 million.

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26  That belongs back on the Buckley thread.

Eh.  Ace went all symphony again, so I think it works here.

 

41

This guy is arrogant and narcissistic, and he is a COMPLETE FUCK UP.

An absolutely and complete fuck up.  His next accomplishment will be his first.

42

Crowd boos at the mention of US at the inauguration of new Honduran presidente with a cool fucking name...Pepe Lobo..

...and I though Barky was going to make everyone like us

You tried to fuck them, Obama...they won't forget

43 I see him more as the dude helping the women and children into the lifeboats.

I see him as the dude dressed in his wife's dress trying to sneak into the lifeboat, while shoving the kids out of the way.

But YMMV.

44

Barack Obama is the Fredo of American politics. 

"I'm smart!"

Sure you are, Fredo.  Sure you are.

45 Well Hypocrites usually can carry on both sides of a debate. Democrats are really pros at it. So are furious wives, but that's another story

46 Thanks for the Liam Lynch video.  It's #3 in the "Great Contributions to Society by Liam Lynch" series. 

#1, of course, would be the MTV late-90s show, Sifl and Olly. 

#2 is his video for Dan Deacon's viral monologue "Drinking Out of Cups."

Nice career.

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Crowd boos at the mention of US at the inauguration of new Honduran presidente with a cool fucking name...Pepe Lobo..

...and I though Barky was going to make everyone like us

You tried to fuck them, Obama...they won't forget

Honduras elected Mr. Wolf?!

Awesome.

48 WTF is this about "repealing" DA/DT anyway?  Wasn't that a Bubbecutive-direction?

No, the ban on gays in military was enacted by Congress to keep Sick Willie from further meddling with the issue.  At that time Dems in Congress had sense enough to realize how radioactive Klinton was making himself over the issue.

49 "

Crowd boos at the mention of US at the inauguration of new Honduran presidente with a cool fucking name...Pepe Lobo..

...and I though Barky was going to make everyone like us

You tried to fuck them, Obama...they won't forget

Posted by: beedubya"

That shit usually pisses me off, but the USA almost took away Honduran freedom and democracy.  These people faced huge pressure from us to install a dictator.

They should boo, and I'm really sorry that my country did whatever damage it did.

50 Just went to the hardware store for an emergency purchase and NPR had on Cheech and Chong promoting pot.

WELL SPENT TAX DOLLARS!



NPR needs to be de funded NOW

51

Those damn Republicans!

WASHINGTON – Just days after President Barack Obama endorsed a partial freeze on domestic spending, his Democratic allies in the Senate have rejected a plan attempting to do pretty much the same thing.

Old-school Democrats were the driving force in killing the bipartisan legislation, sponsored by Alabama Republican Jeff Sessions and Missouri Democrat Claire McCaskill.

52 OT: TheyÂ’re trying to close debate on BernankeÂ’s re-nomination. Why is Paul Kirk, interim Senator no more from Massachusetts, allowed to vote? His time ended on the 19th, and itÂ’s already the 28th.  And yet, he's going to be the 60th vote to invoke cloture on Bernanke's re-nomination.

53 ...a narcissist by any other name...

54

Crowd boos at the mention of US at the inauguration of new Honduran presidente with a cool fucking name...Pepe Lobo..

And, sadly, we deserve those boos.  Here's hoping we're on the side of freedom next time.

55 Obama is Fredo, Rahm is Sonny, and the American public is Moe Green--taking it in the eyeball.

56 How is Ron Kirk still voting?  That's flagrant and obnoxious.

Senator Brown told Kirk his work is done in DC.  He is not the vote.  That's simply breaking the law.

57 Paul Kirk, not Ron.

58

Old-school Democrats were the driving force in killing the bipartisan legislation, sponsored by Alabama Republican Jeff Sessions and Missouri Democrat Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Speaking of.

Tom Coburn still kicking some moderated ass:

"This Senate did unanimously approve a Coburn amendment directing the Government Accountability Office (GAO) to annually identify federal programs, agencies, offices, and initiatives with duplicative goals and activities and make recommendations for consolidation and elimination of such duplication."

and from the WSJ last week:

"A few examples [of duplicative programs]: A 2009 Government Accountability Office report found 69 early education programs, administered by nine different agencies. A 2003 GAO report found 44 job training programs, also administered by nine agencies. The Department of Education runs 14 separate programs for foreign study exchanges. Taxpayers spend more than $300 million annually on at least nine Agriculture Department programs to develop biofuels. Too bad we can't pay for all this with wood chips."

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And, sadly, we deserve those boos.  Here's hoping we're on the side of freedom next time.

You're right.  And it is so sad that the strengthening democracies in Central and South America are the ones that Barry, Hillary et.al  are marginalizing.  Barry's buddies like Hugo, are mooning him and laughing at him.  Of course Barry knows that it's just because he hasn't explained it to them adequately.

What a jackass he is.

60 I heard this live, and it inspired me to sing forth a symphony of foul language that besmirched the delicate ears of the ghosts surrounding me. But they couldn't deny my symphonic talent, atwitter with shock as they were.

61 60 I heard this live, and it inspired me to sing forth a symphony of foul language that besmirched the delicate ears of the ghosts surrounding me. But they couldn't deny my symphonic talent, atwitter with shock as they were.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 28, 2010 03:54 PM (gbCNS)

Yeah... I see what you mean.

 

62 i cannot believe he had to hire someone to write this. i NEVER forgot, even for an hour, that this dimwitted commie buttplug wants to ruin my wonderful country. i did, briefly, forget how much contempt i have for the people who voted for this socialist turd. grrrrrrrrrrr.

63 You see, my fellow Americans, it's not ME.  It's YOU.

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14 separate programs for foreign study exchanges

What is the possible point of this? Why would we pay for anyone to partisipate in foreign study unless we are immersing them in arabic so we can intercept their messages?

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I feel sorry for his kids, Americans are never going to forget this disaster, and their credibility will be mud!

I can sum the speech up with one phrase:

"It was a spit shined, varnished, grafitti painted PIECE OF SHIT!"

And you can quote me!

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What is the possible point of this? Why would we pay for anyone to participate in foreign study unless we are immersing them in arabic so we can intercept their messages?

Posted by: dagny

I understand having a program or two, but 14 is more than necessary. Plus we'll need a lot more than just Arabic if we're going to keep our No. 1 status.

67 27 WTF is this about "repealing" DA/DT anyway?  Wasn't that a Bubbecutive-direction?

Posted by: sherlock at January 28, 2010 03:12 PM (h6sl7

The libs hate the policy since it doesn't allow gays to flaunt their homosexuality to the detriment of the military.  And you know how they love to prevent the military from being effective.

That said I do fully expect Obam to do it.  The thing is he won't do it until he's on his way out.  This way he gets the credit for ending DADT without suffering any of the potential fallout to the military it causes.  For instance lower recruiting numbers or lower re-enlistment totals.

68 18 I don't see Obama as a leader of men.  He isn't accountable for any of his actions.  I see him more as the dude helping the women and children into pushing the women and children out of  the lifeboats so that he and his big asssed wife can fit onboard..  He should be heading down below deck since he is actually the problem.  For all Bush's faults he never once blamed Clinton, he took his lumps and shut up about it.     There, I made a correction for you.  And yeah, you never heard George Bush get so defensive or angry at America like Barky Von Whiner did last night.  George Bush was a man and didn't hector, lecture or scold the media let alone America.  The press pilloried him on a daily basis, and yet I never saw him crack.   

69

I hope this man never moves to Iowa.

70 The Krauthammer summarized it best. "The speech was rich in organic material".

71 Obama's demeaner is steadily less and less "presidential".

72

Heh!  Jonah Goldberg's response to the SOTU is awesome:

"In fairness, the president took a French-bath of Clintonism before he took to his beloved TelePrompTer. He doused himself with the scent of the deficit-fighter and trade-promoter. He unveiled a slew of small, easy, applause-gathering proposals and populist appeals that he knows will go nowhere.

He also indulged in a lot of feel-your-pain pathos, trying to connect with the real Americans suffering from the recession and the misdeeds of a "Washington" that Obama seems to think is run by someone other than him.

But the eau-de-Clinton couldn't mask the stench -- and Obama, in his supreme arrogance, didn't really seem to care."

73 72

Heh!  Jonah Goldberg's response to the SOTU is awesome:

That's a great quote. I watched in amazement as he lied, after lied, after lied, noting his absolute arrogance. He was like a teenager, daring the adults, but knowing full well that he could speak with impunity. I could almost hear his underlying shouts, "Freedom! I have it and you don't!"

74 HERE'S THE REAL LINK

nbsp; Obama Responds To State Of The Union Address at PerFunction.

Listen for the hollow wooden thud every time he drops his hands to the podium.


http://perfunction.typepad.com/ perfunction/2010/01/video-obama-responds-to-state-of-the-union-address.html

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