April 02, 2010
— Ace He's speaking about basketball, in much the same way that Sigmund Freud was talking about bananas.
President Obama hit the basketball court and talked politics with CBS "Early Show" co-anchor Harry Smith this morning.Smith asked Mr. Obama, who is left-handed, if he can ever go to his right.
"I can go to my right, but I prefer my left," the president says.
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fake fake fake..
like all democrats, all of their moderate/right promises fade away when they get to DC.
right, voters?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (GL/MG)
Posted by: A Cigar at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (92zkk)
Smith asked Mr. Obama, who is left-handed, if he can ever go to his right.
"I can go to my right, but I prefer my left," the president says.
That really makes my heart want to Cute-Plode.
Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (t72+4)
But Obama does a have a right side, and we've seen it.
Obama is the worst of both worlds -- a fascist, in some respects, and a socialists, in some respects.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (ouySy)
Posted by: JW at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 11:16 AM (I1/U/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:17 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 02, 2010 03:16 PM (I1/U/)
That's historic and unprecidented right there.
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:18 AM (fwSHf)
"I can go to my right, but I prefer my left," the president says.
Is he talking about which nostril he prefers when snorting cocaine?
Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 11:18 AM (t72+4)
And all the while you've got Harry Smith lapping this shit up while our economy tanks, jobless numbers soar and people are about to get hit with massive tax increases to pay for this asshat and his libertard friend's massive spending increases.
Ya.. what a fucking charmer. If you'll excuse me I need to go get sick now.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: stuiec at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (7AOgy)
Posted by: deadrody at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (e6ezd)
PS: Thank you CBS for ruining Final Four coverage.
BTW Have they announced the time Senator Brown and President Obama are playing hoops with Brown's daughter yet? "Go for it!"
Posted by: JW at April 02, 2010 11:19 AM (qwK3S)
Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2010 11:20 AM (mEtw0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 03:17 PM (UOM4
I refuse to watch the manlove between the media and Obama
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:20 AM (fwSHf)
I'm left handed and I dribble the ball with my left hand and move my body right. Of course I am in no way the expert basketball player the President is, I just sometimes do it for fun.
Besides, just because you are left handed doesn't mean you are left dominant in sports. Some left handed people ride snowboards with their right foot forward for example. And some left handed people bat right.
Weird analogy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:21 AM (RZ8pf)
Is he talking about which nostril he prefers when snorting cocaine?
Naw, when he's picking his nose...
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:21 AM (DgRMW)
I'm left-handed and not a fag. I bat and golf, rightie. Also, my right hand is stronger than my left hand.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:22 AM (9X3KM)
Weird analogy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 03:21 PM (RZ8pf)
I write lefthanded and do everything else righthanded. I think that is the result of the Nuns in gradeschool.
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (RYs0P)
Ugh. Clinton was a lefty too. I'm always suspicious of lefties--they are usually "different" which I know I'm supposed to "celebrate". Tough
Hey, I'm a perfectly reasonable left handed person.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (3XJe+)
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin (D-Historian) at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (ucq49)
Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 11:23 AM (W5NBA)
"I can go to my right, but I prefer my left," the president says.
Maybe he's equipped with both sets of plumbing and is talking about the ladies room or the mens room
Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 11:24 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:24 AM (DgRMW)
"You know, I've got a few other things on my mind," said Mr. Obama, who then makes the jump shot. "Its like health care, I always come from behind - I finish strong."
But that's just me.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 02, 2010 11:25 AM (H6Jyg)
However, I shoot lefty. Which is weird. I guess I trust my left hand more when it comes to doing important shit like writin' and shootin'.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:25 AM (9X3KM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:25 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2010 11:25 AM (a9UO0)
I mean I get that he was being clever, I just think it is a stupid way to be clever because every left handed person knows that just because they may write with their left hand that doesn't necessarily mean that it is the side that is dominant when they play sports.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:26 AM (RZ8pf)
Why would someone switch hands all of a sudden when the one he's used all these years works just fine? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 02, 2010 11:26 AM (GL/MG)
Posted by: stuiec at April 02, 2010 11:26 AM (7AOgy)
Main Entry: sin·is·ter
Pronunciation: \ˈsi-nəs-tər, archaic sə-ˈnis-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English sinistre, from Anglo-French senestre on the left, from Latin sinistr-, sinister on the left side, unlucky, inauspicious
Date: 15th century
Questions?
Posted by: Webster's at April 02, 2010 11:26 AM (ucq49)
Did Harry bow at the end of the interview? Like Brian Williams?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 03:25 PM (UOM4
If going up and down over and over again is a bow, then yes, I'm sure he did.
Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 11:27 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Billibus Clinton at April 02, 2010 11:27 AM (rVJH4)
Didn't he get the memo that America is no longer enchanted?
I almost welcome him ruining the Final Four coverage. Piss off some of the indies that are sititng at home sans employment. They have to be the fuck is this guy doing??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2010 11:27 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2010 11:28 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Truman North at April 02, 2010 11:29 AM (e8YaH)
I prefer my left. The right side of the net is so.........capitalist.
Posted by: Barry LEFT-TARD Bamarama at April 02, 2010 11:29 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:29 AM (RZ8pf)
I could get my forehead stapled to the back of my neck over and over again, but I prefer to get my face shot full of poison repeatedly.
Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at April 02, 2010 11:30 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: USA at April 02, 2010 11:30 AM (YZISw)
Let's break this down:
Basketball....in Hawaii.......
Scott Brown would own him in a game of horse so fast Barry would turn to glue!
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:30 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:30 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Frozen Grin at April 02, 2010 11:31 AM (GL/MG)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 02, 2010 11:31 AM (d7k0J)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 03:29 PM (RZ8pf)
I've never worn a dress
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:31 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:31 AM (DgRMW)
More like Gang of Final Four in this leftist's case....
Posted by: doug at April 02, 2010 11:32 AM (TEIU+)
Posted by: Truman North at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (e8YaH)
So besides all the cock-suckin...was there any substitive questions or just a total FLUFF piece??
Posted by: dananjcon at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Arnold J. Rimmer at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (GL/MG)
I'm a lefty with a baseball bat, hockey stick or golf club but I'm a righty with a guitar or a pen...hmmm...
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 03:24 PM (DgRMW)
The term for that is bisexual.Hmmm...indeed.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 02, 2010 11:33 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at April 02, 2010 11:34 AM (4y0YU)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 02, 2010 11:34 AM (RYs0P)
I could eat at the Waffle House if I wanted to, but I prefer The International House Of Pancakes.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 02, 2010 11:34 AM (t72+4)
All air.....and not because it when through the net, but because it missed the hoop-net-board completely.
umm, that's called a swish.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:35 AM (ouySy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:35 AM (UOM48)
I guess that means your masterbatindexterous?
Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2010 11:35 AM (iYbLN)
28 I can go up, but I prefer going down. Does that count?
Only if you can simultaneously punchdown
Posted by: someboobs destroy at April 02, 2010 11:35 AM (cniXs)
I could go left or right, but with MichhyMoo i go right down the middle...would take some traveling to go to either side on her.
Posted by: She's Too Fat For Me Barry! at April 02, 2010 11:36 AM (rVJH4)
55 Guys, do you "dress" one way or the other depended on what hand you use to write with or is it based on something else?
I dress to both sides simultaneously.
Posted by: Truman North at April 02, 2010 11:36 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:37 AM (DgRMW)
Let's break this down:
Basketball....in Hawaii.......
Ever seen a picture of his HS bassaball team.??..he's like a foot taller than the rest of the team which is made up of 5'0" white and Asian guys
Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2010 11:38 AM (AnTyA)
Obama quote from the article:
" I always come from for the behind ..."
It's true.
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at April 02, 2010 03:37 PM (GL/MG)
Very
Posted by: Harry Smith at April 02, 2010 11:38 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2010 11:39 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 11:39 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 03:37 PM (DgRMW)
It's no different than assuming all candadians have mullets is it?
Just kidding don't turn me into the speech police.
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:39 AM (fwSHf)
Obama quote from the article:
" I always come from for the in the behind ..."
It's true.
Fixed
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 02, 2010 11:40 AM (GL/MG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:40 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:40 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Brooks, Frum. Buckley, Noonan and Parker at April 02, 2010 11:40 AM (Ncr1R)
I dress to both sides simultaneously.
You have two of them? Wow, that must make your wife happy!
No... I just hate it when the back of my knee gets all sweaty and I get stuck back there. So I double it back.
But I think 4chan is missing out on a great opportunity there. You ought to go and suggest it to the artists.
Posted by: Truman North at April 02, 2010 11:40 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:41 AM (DgRMW)
and he rode the bench.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 11:41 AM (7VvJB)
ALL OF THEM!!!!! THE WHOLE TEAM!!!! That CAD!
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:42 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:42 AM (RZ8pf)
I wish I had enough hair to have a mullet
How do you travel without one? Do they have an alternative passport or something?
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:42 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 03:35 PM
Ya know..I always wondered how he was able to afford all the cocaine he did as a youth..
...he never had a job...but he always had gay *ahem* "mentors" while growing up in Hawai'i and while at Occidental College
...2+2=???
Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2010 11:42 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Dan the Man Rather at April 02, 2010 11:42 AM (UOM48)
I could have married a beauty, but I married Michelle.
Posted by: Barry Sotero at April 02, 2010 03:40 PM (Oxen1)
I could have married a real man, but I married Barack.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 02, 2010 11:43 AM (t72+4)
Remember this?
"Obama (with toned arms and a strong back) puts on his headphones for his iPod to listen to pop music. He hums quietly. Then he jumps on a fitness bike. He pushes three times on the pedals –- but then can’t be bothered with it.
"He goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0.5 litre Evian bottle."
WOWEEE WOW WOW!
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:43 AM (9X3KM)
Posted by: Barry the WHITE Obama at April 02, 2010 11:43 AM (rVJH4)
It just seems so stereotypical that he plays basketball.
I denounce myself.
I'm just waiting for him to release his hip-hop album.
*ducks*
Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 11:43 AM (W5NBA)
"We the People must urge Obama to abandon his right of center politics and support the progressive causes we desperately need to survive.
The most important thing is to stop drinking the KKKorporate KKKoolAid and take them apart. Raise their taxer to pay their fair share and put people first, not greedy, inefficient, corrupt big corporations."
-----
Yeah, ok there Stalin.
Posted by: MelodicMetal at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (x4S2a)
Ya know..I always wondered how he was able to afford all the cocaine he did as a youth..
...he never had a job...but he always had gay *ahem* "mentors" while growing up in Hawai'i and while at Occidental College
...2+2=???
2 + 2 = cute-ploding. IYKNWIMAITTYD
Posted by: mpfs at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (iYbLN)
So Truman North, your nickname is "Snake?"
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 03:42 PM (RZ8pf)
Call me Plissken.
Posted by: Truman North (not really) at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Obummblewad at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (Xu6d3)
Basketball....in Hawaii......."
Let's break it down further- basketball, in Hawaii, at a soft private school. Where stutters rode pine, cuz he sucked.
This mincing dolt has NO game. I could own the punk, and I am a doughy white computer programmer.
But whoops, I've hooped on playgrounds in Chicago, Detroit, DC, NY, and rural Indiana- it'd be real easy to make preznit poopypants cry.
Brown would destroy this moronic poser- unless he can figure out how to get a teleprompter to play for him.
Posted by: buster mcdissenter at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (l7H1O)
“'My name’s Judith,' I reply. 'I’m Barack Obama, nice to meet you!' he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip –- wow, he didn’t even sweat! WHAT A MAN!"
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:44 AM (ouySy)
How do you travel without one? Do they have an alternative passport or something?
I just tell them that I'm going to film the next Mr Clean commercial
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:45 AM (DgRMW)
Posted by: Trek Nerd at April 02, 2010 11:45 AM (GL/MG)
Remember this?
"Obama (with toned arms and a strong back) puts on his headphones for his iPod to listen to pop music. He hums quietly. Then he jumps on a fitness bike. He pushes three times on the pedals –- but then can’t be bothered with it.
"He goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0.5 litre Evian bottle."
WOWEEE WOW WOW!
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 03:43 PM (9X3KM)
I DO REMEMBER THAT...RIGHT OUTTA HUSTLER!
Posted by: Barry the WHITE Obama at April 02, 2010 11:45 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:45 AM (UOM48)
It's not that Obama couldn't "be bothered" riding the exercise bike, it's that he couldn't fucking negotiate the fucking pedals!
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:46 AM (ouySy)
Barry is set to throw out the first pitch bounce the ball all the way to the plate again at the Nats opener again..
...I wonder if he'll borrow his mother-in-laws jeans again for the occasion
Posted by: beedubya at April 02, 2010 11:46 AM (AnTyA)
I'm a lefty, it sucks. Everything is backwards. I wish just one day righties could live in my world. Just once to see them having to monkey with the car radio or hot coffee with the wrong hand while driving, use skill saws or a fishing rod.
Even zipping your fly is backwards.
Posted by: .,. at April 02, 2010 11:46 AM (o5vMm)
Posted by: Obrainy at April 02, 2010 11:46 AM (ucq49)
It just seems so stereotypical that he plays basketball.
I denounce myself.
I'm just waiting for him to release his hip-hop album.
*ducks*
Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 03:43 PM (W5NBA)
Crackers, PLEASE.
Posted by: Your Exciting Young Historic President at April 02, 2010 11:47 AM (GL/MG)
I just tell them that I'm going to film the next Mr Clean commercial
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 03:45 PM (DgRMW)
heh, ok I'll quit now. where in canada?
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:48 AM (fwSHf)
Yeah I remember that classic. Can the media at least keep their literary fellatio of the guy in the realm of possibility? Stickboy Obama would have trouble picking 70lb (32 kilo) dumbbells up off the rack, let alone curling them.
Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 11:48 AM (W5NBA)
Posted by: Zombie Ted at April 02, 2010 11:48 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at April 02, 2010 11:49 AM (yPPVC)
"@84: It's almost kind of racist that he assumes all African Americans are in to basketball...a bit of a racial stereotype, isn't it?
Canadave"
Yo McKenzie- put down the Brador and the maple donut so you can go clean the spooge off yer Gretzky poster, eh?
Posted by: buster mcdissenter at April 02, 2010 11:49 AM (l7H1O)
Stickboy Obama would have trouble picking 70lb (32 kilo) dumbbells up off the rack, let alone curling them.
Not when they are stage prop styro!
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:49 AM (rVJH4)
that selection was from a real piece by a *real* *journalist* in Germany written in August 2008.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:49 AM (ouySy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:49 AM (UOM48)
I could have fled my country with millions of dollars and lived lavishly in Switzerland for the rest of my life, but I decided to live in a spider hole for three months.
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at April 02, 2010 11:50 AM (t72+4)
Clinton=left handed
Was Carter a southpaw (and I know he was from the south)!!
I see a bad trend here. He's makin' us left handers look bad.
Posted by: I like Pepsi Products at April 02, 2010 11:50 AM (pq986)
I just donÂ’t understand how in all his years at private schools and then at the various colleges absolutely no one remembers him and no one can step forward and confirm he was where he said he was when he said he was. Or not that many people can. He obviously made zero impression on the places he'd been.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 11:50 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: whatever at April 02, 2010 11:51 AM (XIXhw)
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 11:51 AM (rVJH4)
oh, there is no way Obama can curl 70lb dumbbells. I doubt he can curl 35 lbs. That awed reporter's wetness musta soaked her brain.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:51 AM (9X3KM)
Yo McKenzie- put down the Brador and the maple donut so you can go clean the spooge off yer Gretzky poster, eh?
Geeze, man...you need to update your clichés...they haven't sold Brador in years. Anyway, you're still pissed cuz you lost the Olympic Hockey, hee hee
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:53 AM (DgRMW)
I've seen enough. When he shot around with the women's college champs for a photo op last year, he punched a 10-footer into the bottom of the rim. With the girls' ball.
That only happens in real life when a player is chucking it up after he's fouled. The only time I've ever done it is to make fun of him. It's really hard to fuck up that bad if you've spent any time with a ball in your hands. Years of not fucking up, your muscles remember.
Nothing about Obama is true.
Posted by: oblig. at April 02, 2010 11:53 AM (x7Ao8)
Montreal, QC...nope, not french
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 03:50 PM (DgRMW)
I know alot of people in BC, dated a woman from montreal once. She went to some famous music school there, don't remember the name. Boy, was she ever a lefty.
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:54 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: brak at April 02, 2010 11:54 AM (W5NBA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 11:54 AM (UOM48)
I could have kept my mouth shut and been thought of as a fool, but I prefer to open it whenever I get the chance to remove all doubt.
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at April 02, 2010 11:55 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Barak the Marlboro man at April 02, 2010 11:55 AM (rVJH4)
"He obviously made zero impression on the places he'd been."
"The other professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings, and it was clear that the position was nothing more than a political stepping stool. According to my professor friend, he had the lowest intellectual capacity in the building. He also doubted whether he was legitimately an editor on the Harvard Law Review, because if he was, he would be the first and only editor of an Ivy League law review to never be published while in school (publication is or was a requirement)."
From Moonbattery
Posted by: Our 1st AA Preznut at April 02, 2010 11:56 AM (ucq49)
That's how dreamy-eyed these biased dunces are in the media.
Their eyes see a skinny dork getting punked by an exercise bike, giving up, and then moving on to the dumbbells, but their heart-eyes see a muscular bronze god who is toying with the machinery of mere mortals.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:56 AM (ouySy)
I know alot of people in BC, dated a woman from montreal once. She went to some famous music school there, don't remember the name. Boy, was she ever a lefty
Yeah, even the frakken waitresses are unionized here...it's sick. I'm surrounded. Maybe I can be the forward observation post and you guys can bring some artillery to bear
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 11:57 AM (DgRMW)
I could just lay on a bed and jerk off like a normal guy does, but I prefer to hang myself from a closet rod by a rope and do it.
Posted by: David Carradine at April 02, 2010 11:58 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Barak the Marlboro man at April 02, 2010 11:58 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: ford at April 02, 2010 11:59 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: Hitler at April 02, 2010 11:59 AM (GL/MG)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 03:57 PM (DgRMW)
I doubt it, I tried to get some people to invade vancouver with me after the hocky game and everyone was to tired.
Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 11:59 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: RNC Staffer at April 02, 2010 12:00 PM (W5NBA)
I could personally help my family members, but I prefer to let them live on public assistance and in huts.
Posted by: Barry Sotero at April 02, 2010 12:01 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: BHO at April 02, 2010 12:01 PM (Ki7fm)
That's right America, there aren't enough jobs because you are just too darn productive and hard-working. Stop it.
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at April 02, 2010 12:01 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: jwpaine at April 02, 2010 12:02 PM (g4J4S)
Posted by: My Car's Left Turn Signal at April 02, 2010 12:02 PM (GL/MG)
Posted by: Joey B at April 02, 2010 12:03 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 02, 2010 12:03 PM (rVJH4)
I could just let my General managers run the team, but I prefer to impose and do it myself whenever possible.
Posted by: Dan Snyder at April 02, 2010 12:03 PM (t72+4)
Off to the Final Four.
If for some reason Princess President decides to show up and spoil it, watch the CBS footage. You'll see Secret Servie carrying me out and it will be like Adam Sandler's epic tv meltdown in Happy Gilmore.
Happy Easter and what's left of Passover, everyone!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 02, 2010 12:03 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: BHO at April 02, 2010 12:05 PM (Ki7fm)
I could have just married a nice boy I met on the set of One Day At A Time, but I prefer to just run off and elope with my dad instead.
Posted by: McKenzie Phillips at April 02, 2010 12:06 PM (t72+4)
"I could just let my General managers run the team, but I prefer to impose and do it myself whenever possible."
Amateur.
Posted by: Jerry Jones, Football Man at April 02, 2010 12:06 PM (ucq49)
BFD does NOT mean Biden, Fuckin' Dumbass
Posted by: Joe the Biden at April 02, 2010 12:06 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 12:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 12:07 PM (rVJH4)
how much you wanna bet Obama plays a round of golf on Easter Sunday?
I'll put up my left nut.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 04:06 PM (9X3KM)
He coulda gone with either the right or left nut, but her preferred the left.
Posted by: rightzilla at April 02, 2010 12:08 PM (rVJH4)
When I read this I was thinking of the F B I guys who "infiltrated the militias" and wondering if this whole operation is them.
Posted by: Guest at April 02, 2010 12:08 PM (p302b)
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 12:10 PM (DgRMW)
Did you know the ncaa is actually considering expanding it to 96 teams! Why not just put every college team in? stupid.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 12:11 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2010 12:11 PM (a9UO0)
I could just make one pass through the buffet line at Golden Corral, but I prefer to make as many as possible and make a total pig of myself.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 02, 2010 12:11 PM (t72+4)
I could just have a blog of bike pictures
But someone has to call you freaking racist, homophobic bitter clingers out.
Hit the tip jar and stop by the gift shop for some calendars.
Posted by: Cahrles Johnson at April 02, 2010 04:06 PMBut you may not touch my comic book collection. Now, I must hurry back to my blog where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
Posted by: Charles Comic Book Store Johnson at April 02, 2010 12:11 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: sladenyv at April 02, 2010 12:12 PM (saiGq)
Posted by: Irish Catholic at April 02, 2010 12:13 PM (rVJH4)
He's playing basketball? How dare he have fun on a basketball court while he's waging illegal wars all around the world.
(Et cetera. I was going to put all the crap they said about Bush every time he did anything, but I'm tired.)
Posted by: FireHorse at April 02, 2010 12:13 PM (cQyWA)
I'll put up my left nut.
If there's a crisis in Iran or elsewhere, bet both nuts
Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2010 12:13 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Poultry sous-Chef Bwarney at April 02, 2010 12:14 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 12:14 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2010 12:14 PM (0QJjg)
Posted by: Independent-Contractor Easter Rabbit at April 02, 2010 12:14 PM (WezED)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 02, 2010 12:15 PM (7VvJB)
oh no, Blake Carrington died?
damn, he had a great voice -- great looking man, actually. And I don't mind saying that.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 12:16 PM (ouySy)
"If there's a crisis in Iran or elsewhere, bet both nuts"
Unless he's vacationing with a family whose son may be planning on skateboarding.
Posted by: hedge you bets at April 02, 2010 12:16 PM (ucq49)
I could get off on seeing the naked female body like a normal guy does, but I prefer to keep on indulging my sharp pants crease fetish whenever possible.
Posted by: David Brooks at April 02, 2010 12:16 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Irish Catholic at April 02, 2010 12:17 PM (rVJH4)
I would LOVE to see him debate Paul Ryan in 2012. See how far the jive-talk would go.
Posted by: arhooley at April 02, 2010 12:17 PM (I0KUy)
"Barry is such an f-tard liberal-blow job that he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
Suck start a manly bike too
Posted by: Harley D at April 02, 2010 12:20 PM (ucq49)
We could have just stopped at Masterpiece Theater, but we prefer to keep on making fine albums like Kilroy Was Here featuring the epic Mr. Roboto.
Posted by: Styxx at April 02, 2010 12:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: sladenyv at April 02, 2010 12:21 PM (saiGq)
Please help, my phones are being tapped!
Posted by: Mjim at April 02, 2010 12:22 PM (mMdWG)
Posted by: Batman at April 02, 2010 03:21 PM (GL/MG)
You're telling me.
Posted by: His young ward Robin at April 02, 2010 12:23 PM (SUYUK)
I could just wear underwear , but I prefer to go commando and get my hoo hoo snapped by the Papparazzi every time I exit a limo.
Posted by: Britney spears at April 02, 2010 12:24 PM (t72+4)
I guess being Muzztard Opie eats with his left and wipes with his right.
Opie can't do anything RIGHT.
Posted by: gus at April 02, 2010 12:24 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: Barry Obamuh at April 02, 2010 12:27 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: John F. Kennedy at April 02, 2010 12:29 PM (ZtwUX)
I could just wear underwear , but I prefer to go commando and get my hoo hoo snapped by the Papparazzi every time I exit a limo."
copy cat! and mine's cuter
Posted by: Sharon "Basic Instinct" Stone. at April 02, 2010 12:29 PM (ucq49)
Hey, Mr. Precedent,
I don't give a rats ass which way you go. Michelle has said that you use to go both ways before she straightened out your fucking retarded ass.
But I just heard about your little interview from this morning issuing your edict to tone it down. How's this, fuck you and stick it up what Michelle called your fucking retarded ass.
BTW, you dumb shit, 57 states only exist in that addled brain of yours.
Sincerely, 57 states
There, that's better. Now I'm ready for the weekend.
Posted by: 57 States at April 02, 2010 12:29 PM (pEXyx)
"Michelle's cootch is like a airplane hanger."
What sound stage did you think we used for our commercial?
Posted by: Ricola at April 02, 2010 12:32 PM (ucq49)
@218: How's that provincial budget tasting Canadave ?
I haven't been paying attention to Canadian politics...American is much more interesting...did I miss something?
Posted by: CanaDave at April 02, 2010 12:35 PM (DgRMW)
Posted by: Mary J. Kopechne at April 02, 2010 12:36 PM (pr+up)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 02, 2010 12:37 PM (I1/U/)
THREAD WINNER!
Posted by: MelodicMetal at April 02, 2010 12:37 PM (x4S2a)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2010 12:42 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Jeff at April 02, 2010 01:10 PM (WRM2y)
When I read this I was thinking of the F B I guys who "infiltrated the militias" and wondering if this whole operation is them.
And, as the FBI reassigned people after 9/11, the militia movement crashed.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 02, 2010 02:27 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 02, 2010 02:35 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 02, 2010 02:38 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 03:35 PM (UOM4
my my my
Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at April 02, 2010 02:39 PM (/YKxi)
Posted by: Charlie Rangel at April 02, 2010 02:39 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 02, 2010 02:41 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: John McLame at April 02, 2010 02:41 PM (/YKxi)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 02, 2010 02:44 PM (/YKxi)
Posted by: Harry Smith at April 02, 2010 02:45 PM (qwK3S)
Posted by: Rep Johnson D-Atlantis at April 02, 2010 02:49 PM (qwK3S)
"But, I really like cheating, most of all. The score's 23,987.421 to 2. My ball, Harry ... because I'm The Precedent!"
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 02, 2010 10:38 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: precor elliptical at April 03, 2010 12:32 AM (7op3q)
Ah, more's the pity.
Hmmm... let's go with "knock it off, before you get smacked in the timbits, you back bacon hoovering Celine Dion fan."
Oh, and congrats on the olympic hockey game. Damn fine one, even though eeeeeevil prevailed in the end.
Posted by: buster mcdissenter at April 03, 2010 06:46 AM (glfEG)
Posted by: Gary B at April 03, 2010 12:28 PM (1gWfF)
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I think ace just called Obama a jerkoff.
Posted by: This is Darth Shopping Maul at April 02, 2010 11:14 AM (9X3KM)