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September 21, 2010

Obama: "Mexicans Were Here Before America "Was Even An Idea"
— Ace

Genius. Genius.

Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013. Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM | Comments (489)
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1 don't let the door hit you on the way out, compadre!

Posted by: JasonF at September 21, 2010 03:32 PM (E6CbM)

2 Yeah. We stole all their land that had paved roads, universities and thriving businesses.

Posted by: Abe Froman at September 21, 2010 03:34 PM (fkgyi)

3 Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013. Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

Is that the sound of buying a one-way ticket to Crazy Town, I hear?

Posted by: The Crazy Train at September 21, 2010 03:34 PM (pUfK9)

4 Jeebus, ace. I was just reading this somewhere else.

Well, take comfort that Dear Leader speaks Mexican...in his mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 03:34 PM (UOM48)

5 What if Christine O'Donnell said this 15 years ago? We'd never hear the end of it...

Posted by: yarrrr at September 21, 2010 03:35 PM (OuiPR)

6 Pease God may it even be sooner.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 03:35 PM (LAz5Q)

7 And what were they called? Mexicans?

What a moron. Thank god he is lazy and stupid, otherwisehe would have been more successful in reaching his goal of destroying the greatest country in history.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 21, 2010 03:35 PM (LH6ir)

8 But you know who ain't real good about history? Those dang wingnut Tea Partiers.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at September 21, 2010 03:35 PM (ZmPAR)

9 You have to pardon his knowledge of U.S. History being educated at a Madrassa in Indonesia and all.

Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2010 03:35 PM (/jbAw)

10 Wasn't America around before Mexico as an independent country was even a dream?

Did Aztecs call themselves Mexicans?

Did Apaches? The Hopi?

Our Idiot in Chief needs to be restrained, for his own sake. And for God's Sake, somebody keep him from peeing on the bushes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (tJjm/)

11 Spain is going,"WTF?!"

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (gofDd)

12 He is doing this on purpose. He knows he's in completely over his head, so if we throw him out he can blame it on us because we're just to racist to appreciate his awesomeness. It helps him preserve his battered self-image. Even a delusional narcissist can only deny so much.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (0K3p3)

13 Maybe he's been celebrating a little bit too much Cinco de Quatro...

Posted by: Drumwaster at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (dWFSK)

14 Aren't most Mexicans a cross between the Spanish and the Native Indians they "encountered"?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (xtAfO)

15 Piece of garbage just despises this country, doesn't he?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (eZ/yc)

16 Why would he go on a book tour? Ayres need a traveling companion?

Posted by: Tom at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (wj+Hw)

17 Potatoe...

Vote for Ben.

(and hands of, lacey)

Posted by: Dan Quayle at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (pUfK9)

18 You guys talk about me like I'm a Moron!

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (tJjm/)

19 I forwarded an article about the above to several lib in-laws, and begged them to stay home in '12. Yeah, I've had a glass of wine or two. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (UOM48)

20 This guy simply does not like America. You'd kind of think that would be a prerequisite for being president, but apparently not. Repub House and Senate in 2010 to neutralize him for the remaining two years of his term, then....allthe golfing he wants

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (c1oyg)

21 Hmmm. Interesting. I type self image, and it comes out self______.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 03:36 PM (0K3p3)

22 Reminds me of a "discussion" I had with a commenter at Feministe who claimed that men had been oppressing womyn for "millions of years." Like, before homo sapiens - that's how bad teh Patriarchy is, you know?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2010 03:37 PM (r1OG3)

23 Geography is hard!

Posted by: Miss South Carolina at September 21, 2010 03:37 PM (SwkdU)

24 Poo poo this at your risk. In Mexico, they teach their children that El Norte was stolen by the gringos. Hence we have (another) Permanent Grievance Class.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 03:37 PM (mxUbm)

25 Well, we don't need to see Barry's transcripts to know his grades in history.

Surprising. I thought Marxists at least got the fucking chronology of events right.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 21, 2010 03:38 PM (h60Tu)

26 Oh. My. Freakin'. Gawd. This tool just loves to hear himself talk. Dumbo-eared douche.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 21, 2010 03:38 PM (HjxoE)

27 Funny that. It's pretty much what today's Mexicans are saying too. We're lucky to have such a sentient prez.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 21, 2010 03:38 PM (M6enm)

28 In Mexico, they teach their children that El Norte was stolen by the gringos.

Yep, that's in the news cycle here pretty much anytime there's an illegal immigration rally.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at September 21, 2010 03:38 PM (gofDd)

29 Reminds me of a "discussion" I had with a commenter at Feministe who claimed that men had been oppressing womyn for "millions of years." Like, before homo sapiens - that's how bad teh Patriarchy is, you know?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2010 07:37 PM (r1OG3)

I hope you told her to shut up and go make you a sammich

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (c1oyg)

30 Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 07:36 PM (0K3p3)

I can deny plenty! Hell, we are in a grand and glorious recovery! 20,000,000 new jobs created! Peace on earth! All 57 states love me!

Me Me Me!

Posted by: Obama the delusional narcissist at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (LH6ir)

31 Well gee, Barry, we might just as well give the land back to them and send you back to Kenya/Indonesia.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (eZ/yc)

32 24 Poo poo this at your risk. In Mexico, they teach their children that El Norte was stolen by the gringos. Hence we have (another) Permanent Grievance Class.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 07:37 PM (mxUbm)

Yeah, well our little friends south of the border should remember that swimming across the Mississippi would have been a hell of a lot harder than wading the Rio Grande.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (tJjm/)

33 This is what comes of social promotion in schools. In Indonesia.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (No0N3)

34 By Mexican is he talking about the Spanish colonists from Spain? I mean what is it he is really saying?

The Aztecs were in Mexico before the Spanish arrived, and they were some seriously homicidal folks. I don't think the Aztecs claimed North America, however.

If he is talking about the Spanish colonists, well, I don't think they had anymore rights to it than the Dutch, English or French.

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (YMZjg)

35 Mexican food is cute! Have you seen the amazing tablescapes you can make? I use live donkeys and lots of pinatas! And cocktails! Lots and lots of cocktails!

Posted by: Sandra Lee, future bride of Andrew Cuomo (fingers crossed!!) at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (UOM48)

36 Aren't most Mexicans a cross between the Spanish and the Native Indians they "encountered"?

Yes. I highly doubt that before "America was an idea" the Aztecs were dancing around giant hats and speaking Spanish.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (h60Tu)

Folks, you really don't get it... he really knows nothing about North American history, especially about the founding of the US.... let alone Mexico.

I learned that initialy in THIRD GRADE... and when he was in third grade, he was in INDONESIA learning their version of history.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (AdK6a)

38 Barry, by that logic, we should airdrop 1.1 billion green cards onto China.

Posted by: Secundus at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (4BIQj)

39 Yes, thank the Lord we have such a cerebral titan as President! Such an erudite man of the world! What a cool-headed genius we have at the helm of the ship of state!

Yeah. What a half-bright fuckwad.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at September 21, 2010 03:39 PM (k4bdL)

40 Give me a break guys, I'm running for President of Mexico next!

Posted by: Barry Soetero Lopez at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (eZ/yc)

41 Just think how pissed off and petulant he will be when Palin is the one that boots him. SUICIDE WATCH TIME!

Posted by: Dan at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (1jzSs)

42 I suppose the Mexicans ought to give the land back to the Aztecs, Olmecs, and Toltecs, then, right? I mean, they were there first. (Though they probably took the land from someone else, so...) That Obama would resort to this lame, debunked, intellectually arthritic argument tells you all you need to know about his supposed "intelligence". This is the kind of stupid shit that college freshmen boggle over while they're smoking dope in the dorm. I've never thought he was terribly smart, even though everyone assures me that his mental capacity is Spock-like. I dun' theenk so, Lucy. He's an over-promoted mediocrity whose entire brain is simply a collection of stuff he's been told by people who are even stupider than he is.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (kzEkE)

43 Yeah but Kenyans came later and were British slaves, not indian or Spanish slaves. It's simple: this asshole is a minority, marxist, rascist. The Kenyanian Marxist Candidate. Kick him out like Jomo Kenyata.

Posted by: RiverRat at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (Jwh9R)

44 28 In Mexico, they teach their children that El Norte was stolen by the gringos.

What makes you think liberal "educators" don't teach little kids the same thing in Ohio?

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (tJjm/)

45 Smartest Preznit EVAH!

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 03:40 PM (O8DtP)

46 I hope you told her to shut up and go make you a sammich.

My comments were disappeared and I was banned. I would have done, though.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (r1OG3)

47 Not only that, those early Mexicans also spoke Austrian!

Posted by: OCBill at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (YJvVE)

48 Barry, by that logic, we should airdrop 1.1 billion green cards onto China. Posted by: Secundus at September 21, 2010 07:39 PM (4BIQj) Nah we just drop them our nuclear secrets

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (0GFWk)

49 No he's right. I took my kid out for some ice cream and George Washington had me drawn and quartered.

Posted by: zombie 1790s Mexican at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (w9BEi)

50 And the picts were in Great Britain before the Normans, the Native Mexicans were in the area of Mexico before the Spanish, and on and on. Does this idiot understand how history works at all. Pretty much every country in existence has not been, in the past, ruled by the people who rule it today. That's just the way it is. Seriously, they need to make Harvard Law School graduates take a real history class. Oh, wait, Harvard Law School graduates don't even know the difference between "corps" and "corpse".I am dangerously close to using a word that Sarah Palin doesn't like.

Posted by: estee lauder at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (uG7PE)

51
Another one of our shared values?

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (Fe3ZO)

52 Spain is going,"WTF?!"
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at September 21, 2010 07:36 PM

I bet the Froggies might have something to say as well.

Maqin reason I wanted to see this posted here is because other sites *cough* Tepid Air *cough* don't allow one to speak honestly and directly about the Vital Issues of Our Day.

As in: fuck you, Osama Obama, you clueless shitweasel.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (Ulu3i)

53 American pioneers were greedy racists only interested in money. The Aztecs were interested in your heart.

Posted by: Secretary of Truth at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (SwkdU)

54 35 Mexican food is cute! Have you seen the amazing tablescapes you can make? I use live donkeys and lots of pinatas! And cocktails! Lots and lots of cocktails!

Plus, Catharine Zeta-Jones in Zorro. She's Mexican, right?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (0K3p3)

55 I believe he got this from the Department of Just Making Shit Up.

Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (No0N3)

56 You far-right wingers! Mexicans have given us like the best ever tacos and stuff. And my gay Mexican friends love to sniff coke off my ass.

Posted by: Meggie at September 21, 2010 03:41 PM (UOM48)

57 Look, we can just vie back the irascible states, like Texas and Arizona.

Posted by: Barry Soetero Lopez at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (eZ/yc)

58 Also Mariachi bands existed before the Roman Republic.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (h60Tu)

59
It's all about social justice with this guy.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (zgaoG)

60 In Mexico, they teach their children that El Norte was stolen by the gringos.

Um, no... we acquired the Southeastern US in the time-honored method used for millenia- we took it as spoils of war. If you don't like it, fuck you. Come try to take it back

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (c1oyg)

61 Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013. Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

And on February 2013, I've got a hot date with your recycling bin!

Posted by: Barrack Obama dressed as an Ewok at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (tOCL6)

62 I believe he got this from the Department of Just Making Shit Up. Posted by: huerfano at September 21, 2010 07:41 PM (No0N3) It's a democratic thing

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (0GFWk)

63 Yes. I highly doubt that before "America was an idea" the Aztecs were dancing around giant hats and speaking Spanish.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 21, 2010 07:39 PM (h60Tu)

Well, and hunting slaves to sacrifice to the sun-god. But of course that was only because of pressures put on them by the colonialist oppressors. That's what Howard Zinn said, or something.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (k4bdL)

64 Yes. I highly doubt that before "America was an idea" the Aztecs were dancing around giant hats and speaking Spanish.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 21, 2010 07:39 PM (h60Tu)

That's true. On the other hand, it is a little known fact that Low Riders were recently uncovered by archaeologists in the crypts of Yucatan pyramids.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (tJjm/)

65 How could I know this, it happened before I was born h8ers?!

Posted by: Meggic Mac at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (c0A3e)

66
What do you expect when your president is a college faculty member?

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:42 PM (Fe3ZO)

67 oops,didn't remove sock puppet again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2010 03:43 PM (uG7PE)

68 Oh, screw Barry Obama's sockpuppet

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 03:43 PM (tJjm/)

69 Ha! Ace, I'm not sure you were clear about how you feel about the guy.

So much for this guy being Teh Genius we were all told he was.

Can you even imagine if Sarah Palin had said something like that?

Posted by: Athena at September 21, 2010 03:43 PM (ORyLU)

70 (sighs, drops another Post-It Note in the What If Bush Said It File, just moved to Cheyenne Mountain due to size limitations)

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 03:43 PM (d0TxY)

71 The Aztecs were interested in your heart.

I lol'd.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 03:43 PM (ImPIU)

72 What do you expect when your president is a college faculty member? Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 07:42 PM (Fe3ZO) Adjunct Faculty Member

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (0GFWk)

73 All your states they belong to us now!

Posted by: Native American Mexican at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (tJjm/)

I have this idea. No, really, this could work. We'll compromise.

All Mexicans who lived on what is now US soil before the Mexican war get to be US citizens. Their descendants too.

All the other Mexicans get to stay in Mexico. Their descendants too.

My spiffy new comprehensive immigration reform will be called the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (epBek)

75 #60 If you don't like it, fuck you. Come try to take it back.

They're doing their damnest via illegal immigration.

Can we add "La Raza" to all the scummy groups that Obama has appliated himself with?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (c0A3e)

76 Â¡Usted es un gran Mexicano!

Posted by: Juan Hannity at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (w9BEi)

77 I have an idea, Barry. Why don't you just throw your jazzhands up in the air, quit, and let Slow Joe take over. You can go back to Chi-town and work on your b-ball game, or go back to Hawaii and take up boogie-boarding. Crazy Joe isn't half as dangerous and stupid as you are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 03:44 PM (UOM48)

78 I can't believe I lost to this guy!

Posted by: John McCain at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (eZ/yc)

79 Just when I think I cannot hate this POS more, he goes and opens his mouth.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (mHQ7T)

Mass Gov debate on and that prick Deval is as offensive as his buttbuddy, 0.

Posted by: madamex at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (jChrK)

81 This thread is racist.

Denounce Yourselves!!!

Posted by: Concerned Liberal at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (tJjm/)

82 Oh, and I hope someone at the White House has taught His Awesomeness to say "corps" rather than "corpse", because it has to be a bit off-putting to be a marine going into combat, and to have the f_cking Commander-in-Chief refer to him as a f_cking corpse. Damn moron. Okay, that should be okay with Sarah.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (uG7PE)

83 wikipedia.org, guess he's never heard of it.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 21, 2010 03:45 PM (ACkhT)

84 And my gay Mexican friends love to sniff coke off my ass.

Posted by: Meggie at September 21, 2010 07:41 PM (UOM4

How many kilos fit on that ass of yours, Megaladon?

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (O8DtP)

85
Obama loves Mexican who were here first, but the odds of his ever eating a pink taco are slim to maybe.

Posted by: Fish at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (v1gw3)

86 Reparations, gringos!

Posted by: Mexicans at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (eZ/yc)

87 Just when I think I cannot hate this POS more, he goes and opens his mouth. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 07:45 PM (mHQ7T) Just wait till he gets to the UN this week!

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (0GFWk)

Before Barry goes, I would like to see a bill introduced that would attatch a very large Tax on Ex-Presidents and Politicians who use their titles on the Lecture Circuit and in Publishing. At the very least, Licensing fees.

The people own the Title(s) and bestow it upon who they wish.

When their service is up, they should be paying us royalties on the monies they make from the fame that title/postion of State bestows on them.

There's no reason that the likes Bill Cinton and Barky-O' should be made de facto Millionaires as a result of their achieving the highest office of State.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (J1SbC)

89 Dear Mexico:

Thank you for Salma Hayek.

Now go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (ImPIU)

90 When I was six, I had this sombrero that I got at Mexico in EPCOT, and I hung it off my bed post, but then I couldn't sleep facing that side because it smelled like rancid ass.

(Sorry, that's all I got, but seriously, it's more relevant than anything Barry has to say on the subject.)

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (d0TxY)

91 Joe isn't half as dangerous and stupid as you are

Joe is one of the more intellectually mediocre of the vegetables. Broccoli has it all over him on Jeopardy, but he whips string beans easily.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (0K3p3)

"Long before America was even an idea, this land of plenty was home to many peoples. The British and French, the Dutch and Spanish, to Mexicans, to countless Indian tribes. We all shared the same land," President Obama told the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

We know there were Mexicans here because the great Plains were always so neatly mowed and edged.

Posted by: Cicero at September 21, 2010 03:46 PM (QKKT0)

93 I was told there would be no history.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (HjxoE)

94 Mexican food is cute! Have you seen the amazing tablescapes you can make? I use live donkeys and lots of pinatas! And cocktails! Lots and lots of cocktails!

Posted by: Sandra Lee, future bride of Andrew Cuomo (fingers crossed!!) at September 21, 2010 07:39 PM (UOM4

I don't care who you are. That there is funny. The Kwanza cake episode is full of win, and someone should link it on an ONT.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (mHQ7T)

95 Viva la Raza, and don't for get to vote Democrat on November 2nd, that we may flay our enemies alive on the steps of the Temple of the Sun and remove their still beating hears.

Posted by: Moctezuma at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (tOCL6)

96
yep, NH legislators make $100/yr

CA: $110K +

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (zgaoG)

97
I love enchiladas, especially the ones with balls attached.

Posted by: Bonnie Fwanke at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (v1gw3)

98 74 Damn this guy is a fucking moron. Can we have Bush back?

Posted by: La Raza at September 21, 2010 07:44 PM (uCjoj)

Saw my first 'miss me yet' billboard in person the other day. On US 287 north of Fort Worth. I lol'd hard.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (O8DtP)

99 I really hate that guy.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (JNV96)

100 I've never thought he was terribly smart, even though everyone assures me that his mental capacity is Spock-like. I dun' theenk so, Lucy. He's an over-promoted mediocrity whose entire brain is simply a collection of stuff he's been told by people who are even stupider than he is. Please, please, please... might some of our "conservative" commentators finally, at long last, dispense with the obligatory disclaimers that "While Obama is quite intelligent, nevertheless..." The man is a sheer mediocrity in the brainpan. His sole accomplishments are discipline of persona on stage and low political cunning. Performing those two stunts, he is unparalleled. Narcissistic personality disorder, from asshole to earflaps. That's what he is.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (AZGON)

101 Regarding Mexico and who owns the southwest United States. Let's move forward in history. Think the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and the Gadsen Act.
Mexico signed the treaty and cashed the checks. Its ours now.

Posted by: Truman North at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (HLGCA)

102 86
Obama loves Mexican who were here first, but the odds of his ever eating a pink taco are slim to maybe.

Posted by: Fish at September 21, 2010 07:46 PM (v1gw3)

Really too bad, 'cause I think he'd just love some {o}

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Jr. at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (tJjm/)

103 Thanks for helping me and my Republican friends gain even more seats, douche nozzle!

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 21, 2010 03:47 PM (eZ/yc)

104 I guess Clinton was right about politics being a "no fact zone." At least as far as the left is concerned.

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (HRnvS)

105 Won't you all feel silly when you finally realize all of those Mexicans are living in states 51-57 and have been since before they were an idea. HA! Jokes on you.

Posted by: BBC at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (6FGVd)

106 Connnnssss, ready for some Led Zeppelin? Or is it too early?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (PDcrx)

107

Be careful what you wish for, Ace.

He'll still be an inferior ex-president to me.

Posted by: Jimmy Peanut Farmer Carter at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (pfStM)

108 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (eZ/yc)

109 What do you expect when your president is a college faculty member?
Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 07:42 PM (Fe3ZO)

Adjunct Faculty Member

Adjuncts are still members of the faculty, just not profs.

Posted by: Filly, Adjunct at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (d0TxY)

110 Aren't all mexicans from spanish decent? For being labeled a smart intellectual type Obama sure is really dumb and I don't have no Haa vard degree.

Posted by: politicalmuse at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (kLKnf)

111 Panic at the Main Stream Media - Wait wait get something O'Donnell said quick hurry people might think Obama is an idiot. Hurry I heard Boehner smokes, Rove Rove Rove Bush's fault lied died Cheney Cheney

Posted by: bobbymike at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (WWQLs)

112 BTW, love the whole Nation of Islam look you got goin' there, O.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (mxUbm)

113 Where does the line for the reparations start?

Posted by: Pre-clovis Paisely Cave dwellers at September 21, 2010 03:48 PM (N74P0)

114 Knowing history is tough, huh, Barry? We all know the world really started turning on his birthday, right?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (HjxoE)

115 This thread is making me hungry.

Posted by: El gato graves at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (bAySe)

116 Miss ME yet?

Posted by: Daniel Boone at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (eZ/yc)

117 I have an idea, Barry. Why don't you just throw your jazzhands up in the air, quit, and let Slow Joe take over. You can go back to Chi-town and work on your b-ball game, or go back to Hawaii and take up boogie-boarding. Crazy Joe isn't half as dangerous and stupid as you are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 07:44 PM (UOM4

You know, Jane, I don't think this guy likes being president all that much. Running for president, with all the media sucking-up and uncritical adulation? Dandy. Being second-guessed and held accountable? Not so much

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (c1oyg)

118 You will mow my lawn now gringos... but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Machete at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (mHQ7T)

119 Miss me yet?

I was born about 5 days before Carter was inaugurated. I'm pretty sure that's the reason why I have very little memory of my first four years of life.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (d0TxY)

120 Give me back my land, Bitches!

Posted by: Quetzaloatl at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (J1SbC)

121 @103: they also tried to jump ugly with Texans and got their ass whipped and paid the price. It kind of worked out for them in the long run, 'cause it would be a real pain in the ass for some pregnant Latina to have to go all the way to Canada for her anchor baby, si?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson Jr. at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (tJjm/)

122
Yo Barry, it's the Battle of San Jacinto bitch. Learn it and weep!

Posted by: Fish at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (v1gw3)

123 Mastodons PWND this land before the fucking Europeans came!

I DEMAND Mastodons have a seat at the table you racist bastards!

Posted by: Chitown Jerry at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (Do528)

124 ODingee is down by 22 points I hear. The teabaggers are imploding.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 03:49 PM (PDcrx)

125 Mexican food is cute! Have you seen the amazing tablescapes you can make? I use live donkeys and lots of pinatas! And cocktails! Lots and lots of cocktails!

Posted by: Sandra Lee, future bride of Andrew Cuomo (fingers crossed!!) at September 21, 2010 07:39 PM (UOM4

I thought that the above statement in bold was the last act of desperate women in the mystical, magical land of Tijuana. Is Sandra Lee worse off than we thought?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (tOCL6)

126
Heh, I guess Obama was paying attention to Jeremiah Wright's sermons, after all.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (Fe3ZO)

127 Enjoy the book promotion circuit.

He won't be satisfied with that. He'll be the worst ex-President since Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (c0A3e)

128 In fact, in Mexico, there is racism like you would not believe. It is between the high class hispanics descended from the Spanish, and the rest, Indians and mestizos.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (mxUbm)

129 I wonder if they spoke Austrian?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (JNV96)

130 I was born about 5 days before Carter was inaugurated. I'm pretty sure that's the reason why I have very little memory of my first four years of life.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 07:49 PM (d0TxY)

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (tJjm/)

131 Where all the white woman at?

Posted by: Pre-American Idea Mexicans at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (eZ/yc)

132

Did Aztecs call themselves Mexicans?

Pretty much. They were called the Mexica. The number of them that lived on what is now US soil? Like, none.

Um, no... we acquired the Southeastern US in the time-honored method used for millenia- we took it as spoils of war.

Yeah. Its not like Zach Taylor snuck into the De Efe late one night and snuck off with the American Southwest.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (epBek)

133 Did Davey Crockett say it was over when the Mexicans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Barry "History Major" Odumbass at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (YVZlY)

134
President Chickens Are Coming Home

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (Fe3ZO)

135 Aztecs are the founders of MS 13. And we sold them guns and stuff.

Posted by: Barry the Obama at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (g1IzL)

136 Barack H. Obama - Super Genius

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (la188)

137 Let me be clear: America was not an idea until January 20, 2009.

Posted by: El Golfsalot at September 21, 2010 03:50 PM (pfStM)

138

Homeless Mexicans just roamed around Europe like Gypsies until the 15th century when the Spaniards happened to discover a country in the Americas called "Mexico." It was like the country was made just for them!

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Former Messiah, Current Pariah at September 21, 2010 03:51 PM (QKKT0)

139 Can you even imagine if Sarah Palin had said something like that?
Posted by: Athena at September 21, 2010 07:43 PM

Shit, imagine if Dubya had said it!

The whole MFM would have been on it like Pissy Chrissy and his nightly little bitch-snarks about "O'Donnell the witch...."

One thing I'll say about Bush 43: when he stepped on his tongue, it was usually something lighthearted, and he got the joke as much as anyone did.

When the Mohammedan Mouthpiece talks shit, he means it. Lying and pandering are his best friends. And it ain't funny.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 21, 2010 03:51 PM (Ulu3i)

140 You have to pardon his knowledge of U.S. History being educated at a Madrassa in Indonesia and all.

Posted by: Vic at September 21, 2010 07:35 PM (/jbAw)

I'm surprised he'd even heard of the Holocaust, but then he had that uncle who liberated the Jews in Auschwitz.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 03:51 PM (mHQ7T)

141 Did he actually say, "We all shared the same land"? In reality, you fucking window-licker, everybody had their own section and spent most of their free time trying to kick everyone else off of THEIR sections.

Posted by: Secundus at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (uzTqb)

142 I was born about 5 days before Carter was inaugurated. I'm pretty sure that's the reason why I have very little memory of my first four years of life.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 07:49 PM (d0TxY)

Lucky bastard.

Yeah, my parents brought me home from the hospital on Inauguration Day, probably eager to immerse themselves in endless wailing and rivers of poop rather than face the four years of reality before them.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (d0TxY)

143 They let this ignorant slut take my job?

Posted by: James Polk at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (pfStM)

144

Um, no... we acquired the Southeastern US in the time-honored method used for millenia- we took it as spoils of war. If you don't like it, fuck you. Come try to take it back

Heh. And then we ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO PAY COLD, HARD CASH FOR SOME OF IT, TOO! We R DUMBASSES. LOLZ! Somehow, I don't think we'll be getting a refund anytime soon. Heh!

Posted by: RageAgainstTheSheeple at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (qwWEp)

145 And as bad as Spain was, most natives of mesoamerica considered them an improvement over the Aztecs, who were just as crazy and bloodthirsty as suspected. Yeah, the Spainiards were brutal, brought disease that wiped out thousands, and took all the gold; but on the other hand, at least they didn't cut out your fucking heart while you were still alive. I shouldn't be suprised at the number of leftists who still labor under the Rousseauian "noble savage" idiocy, but I am. Aboriginal tribes of north and central America were quite practiced in slaughtering each other long before the gringos showed up. And like I said, many of the natives considered the bloodthirsty Spaniards an improvement over the Aztecs. I almost wish we could deed Southern California back to Mexico, though, just to watch the hilarity when SoCal turns into the same toilet that Mexico is, and all the newly-minted "Mexicans" rush to get back over the new border back into America. Mexico is great in theory to the La Raza dumbasses, but they know as well as everyone else what a dysfunctional failure Mexico really is. And the real hell of it all? Mexicans are probably some of the best people you'll ever meet, individually. Strong family values, good work ethic, relgious, honorable, and a hell of a lot of fun to be with on weekends. They deserve better than they get from their own country, no doubt; but that doesn't make their plight our fault.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (kzEkE)

146

Â¡TAMALE!

Posted by: George Costanza at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (J1SbC)

147 Everyone knows the Palestinians were in the Middle East before the Jews. You know, like 4,000 years ago.

Posted by: Barry Obasketball at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (eZ/yc)

148 If Christine O'Donnell wants to have any chance of winning in Delaware, she needs to reach out to the Latino community.

Posted by: Karl Rove at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (w9BEi)

149 Where does the line for the reparations start?

Posted by: Pre-clovis Paisely Cave dwellers at September 21, 2010 07:48 PM (N74P0)

Before you asshole lollygaggers, as far as we can tell.

Posted by: Cactus Hill Residents at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (tOCL6)

150 At least he didn't scream, Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (HjxoE)

151 Americans are now the nations new low wage earners. Thanks cons for voting for me.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 03:52 PM (PDcrx)

152 Weren't the Myans there before Mexicans?

Didn't the Mexicans lose their American territory in a fair fight?

Which of the original State was the 14 Mexican State.

If we want to be as stupid as Obama, we got to get really stupid, like Kenyan stupid.

Posted by: tarpon at September 21, 2010 03:53 PM (g0QB8)

153 Did you know the Aztecs invented the leafblower?

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Former Messiah, Current Pariah at September 21, 2010 03:53 PM (QKKT0)

154 Yeah, my parents brought me home from the hospital on Inauguration Day, probably eager to immerse themselves in endless wailing and rivers of poop rather than face the four years of reality before them. Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 07:52 PM (d0TxY) Well yeah that and also there was no gas at the gas stations and the lines were 6 hours long

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:53 PM (0GFWk)

155 Mr. O-Bama!
Here's a dime. Go call your mother and tell her there's serious doubt about you becoming a successful , mediocre, poor, non-joke of a president,

Posted by: Professor Kingsfield at September 21, 2010 03:53 PM (0K3p3)

156 I guess you could say that if you were talking about the Aztecs..otherwise it was a strange comment.

Posted by: Terrye at September 21, 2010 03:53 PM (Pr8hY)

157 War has consequences, cockholster. We won, and we took the booty. Now take yourself and that skank wife of yours out of my country!

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (eZ/yc)

158 Hey, I can see Obama's ears from my dressing room!

Posted by: Tina Fey at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (AZGON)

159 my husband is direct descendant of Pocahontas. He would like his land back though he generously agrees for those of Va Beach to keep it.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (MEs24)

160
Mexico constructed border towns like Cuidad de Acuna, Nuevo Laredo, and Tijuana so the hooker's could raise their standard of living from desperately poor to somewhat poor in liberal speak.

To liberals, flat-backing is an art form.

Posted by: Fish at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (v1gw3)

161 The current iteration of Indos Mexicana was the result of several genocides.
So those genocides are good because it happened before Europeans came along?

Posted by: Beto at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (H+LJc)

162 103 Regarding Mexico and who owns the southwest United States. Let's move forward in history. Think the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and the Gadsen Act.
Mexico signed the treaty and cashed the checks. Its ours now.

Posted by: Truman North at September 21, 2010 07:47 PM (HLGCA)

Not only did we not have to pay them for that land, we could've had the whole frakkin country. Mexico City was ours, thanks to Winfield Scott, Robert E Lee, Grant, and other notable ass-kickers.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (O8DtP)

163 Did you know the Aztecs invented the leafblower?

I, of course, invented the Pakistani blower.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 03:54 PM (h60Tu)

164 How the fuck did you people elect this idiot? I am cutting me a switch and coming down there right fucking now!!!

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Jackson at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (eZ/yc)

165 Holy shiite. Sheppy says hundreds of endangered crocodiles have escaped from their enclosure in Mexico, thanks to Hurricane Karl.

Wait....isn't "Karl" German or Nordic or something? Racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (UOM48)

166

Meh.

Traitor-In-Chief is inarticulately laying out the vision of his Communist forebears.

He's a fucking marionette.

Posted by: ErikW at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (q5wS0)

167 Aren't all mexicans from spanish decent?

No, but they were the good kind of colonialists with their Moorish blood and world class shopping. The Mexicans are his brothers from another mother.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (mHQ7T)

168 Can I just finish my waffle?

Posted by: Barry at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (pRbtk)

169 I shouldn't be suprised at the number of leftists who still labor under the Rousseauian "noble savage" idiocy, but I am. Aboriginal tribes of north and central America were quite practiced in slaughtering each other long before the gringos showed up. And like I said, many of the natives considered the bloodthirsty Spaniards an improvement over the Aztecs.

What do you mean?

Posted by: Kevin Costner at September 21, 2010 03:55 PM (tJjm/)

170 Did you know the Aztecs invented the leafblower? No, the Aztecs invented the vacation.

Posted by: Bob Hinde at September 21, 2010 03:56 PM (AZGON)

171 Americans are now the nations new low wage earners.

This sentence could only make sense to someone as fundamentally stupid as Barry.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 03:56 PM (ImPIU)

172 I was here before there was an idea of a terrible president!

Posted by: Barry Obasketball at September 21, 2010 03:56 PM (eZ/yc)

173 " Mexico City was ours, thanks to Winfield Scott, Robert E Lee, Grant, and other notable ass-kickers."

Lets invade the rest of the world, it can all be ours..

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 03:56 PM (PDcrx)

174 Ace, it is Fuck!..........Ass! . Any juvenile can say fuckshit.

Posted by: Doc at September 21, 2010 03:56 PM (VMcEw)

175
Mexico invented the runs.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (Fe3ZO)

176 It was an honest mistake- I'm sure he meant to say Canadians instead of Mexicans. I get those two confused all the time myself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (plsiE)

177 166 Did you know the Aztecs invented the leafblower?

Wasn't it the Switch Knife?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (tJjm/)

178 Biden must've gotten a hold of the TOTUS's keyboard again. That kidder!

Posted by: Y-not at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (osFsP)

179 Two more years of this guy may be more than I can handle.I picture myself in a "rest home" curled up in a fetal postion sayiing "gahhhh" all day.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (LAz5Q)

180 That was some good trick!

Posted by: el guapo at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (HjxoE)

181
When George Washington crossed the Rio Grande, he encountered a highly advanced civilization ruled by a benevolent leader, Baracktezuma. George stole Baracktezuma's magic beans and traded 3 fake Rolex watches for his land.

Posted by: Elementary History at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (rMMMP)

182 Farging, corsucking nargro.

Posted by: Chesty Puller at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (y0VOX)

183 Raykon, the guy you voted for is a fucking imbecile. How does it feel to be taken in by such a rube, you dipshit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 03:57 PM (ImPIU)

184 Gusto las chicas con los tetas grandes.

Posted by: Learflyer at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (9vscO)

185 So let me get this straight:

If the US never defeated Mexico way back when, today visitors to California would be told to not drink the water?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (tJjm/)

186 Â¡Yo Soy el Vato para que ustedes esparando!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (J1SbC)

187

The US paid $25 million in the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and the Gadsden Purchase in 1854. At 6%, that's now worth $221,643,495,119.06. $221 trillion. We'll hand the Southwest back after the check clears, bitches.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (epBek)

188 And like I said, many of the natives considered the bloodthirsty Spaniards an improvement over the Aztecs.

Cortez and his 200 or so men never would have conquered the million-plus Aztecs without the help of thousands of warriors from other tribes who were so anxious to throw off the Aztec yoke that they were happy to ally themselves with the Spaniards.

Posted by: Cicero at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (QKKT0)

189 CONNNNNNNNNQUISTADORS!

Posted by: Raykonahuatl at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (ImPIU)

190 168 Holy shiite. Sheppy says hundreds of endangered crocodiles have escaped from their enclosure in Mexico, thanks to Hurricane Karl.

Great. Now we'll have hundreds of crocs crossing the border. Vehicle barriers my aching ass.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 03:58 PM (0K3p3)

191 129 In fact, in Mexico, there is racism like you would not believe. It is between the high class hispanics descended from the Spanish, and the rest, Indians and mestizos.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 07:50 PM (mxUbm)

The light skinned Hispanics who are descended mostly from Spaniards will tell everyone who will listen that they don't have their blood sullied by Indian blood. They look down on the darker skinned Hispanics like mad. The Spanish families stayed pretty insular for centuries.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (O8DtP)

192 Wait, didn't Native Americans come across the Bering Straits from Siberia? Does that mean we should give the United States back to the Russians? Wow, we're really fucked now. Putin will have a field day with this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (uG7PE)

193 And as bad as Spain was, most natives of mesoamerica considered them an improvement over the Aztecs, who were just as crazy and bloodthirsty as suspected... at least they didn't cut out your fucking heart while you were still alive. But they shared the same land! I said so. I was a community organizer and I should know. I also believe the sun orbits the earth, and the earth rests on an infinite stack of turtles.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (AZGON)

194 If the Mexicans where here before us, how come they are so few of them in Major League Baseball?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (0GFWk)

195 Mexico invented the runs.

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 07:57 PM (Fe3ZO)

No, we invented explosive diarrhea. Plain old diarrhea is a Phoenician invention. Think about that next time you have a plate full of kibbe and schwarma.

Posted by: Moctezuma at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (tOCL6)

196 Is it quatro de cinco, yet?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (HjxoE)

197 #184 THREADWINNER

You get a sweater.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 03:59 PM (d0TxY)

198 "Raykon, the guy you voted for is a fucking imbecile. How does it feel to be taken in by such a rube, you dipshit?"

I don't know to whom you refer, but the fascist cons are plying their fascist plans to perfection.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:00 PM (PDcrx)

199 We'll hand the Southwest back after the check clears, bitches.

Instead of cash, would you take some, uh, "product"?

Posted by: La Raza at September 21, 2010 04:00 PM (ImPIU)

200 Not only did we not have to pay them for that land, we could've had the whole frakkin country. Mexico City was ours, thanks to Winfield Scott, Robert E Lee, Grant, and other notable ass-kickers.

I saw a website for an "artist" who is executing monuments to famous generals "Al Qaeda style".

http://angelbertmetoyer.com/

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 04:00 PM (mHQ7T)

201 Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013. Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

While I endorse this sentiment completely, I do note that the same looked oh, so true for Billy Bob Clinton in '92, back before you were born. Unfortunately, Billy was nothing if not a political survivor. Oh, and a whoremonger.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 21, 2010 04:00 PM (mAm+G)

202 Ace, Ace, I'm sensing some pent up hostility. Remember your breathing exercises. Have been taking your meds?

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at September 21, 2010 04:00 PM (X2DYo)

203
The Mexicans invented the Spanish language! And sangria! I like to make sangria with vodka, white rum, gin, and more vodka!

Posted by: Sandra Lee, future bride of Andrew Cuomo (fingers crossed!!) at September 21, 2010 04:01 PM (UOM48)

204

Did you know the Scots stole the game of golf from the Kenyans?

Posted by: madamex at September 21, 2010 04:01 PM (jChrK)

205 Look it's a sweater!

Posted by: el guapo at September 21, 2010 04:01 PM (HjxoE)

206

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 07:59 PM (O8DtP)

Well, until they come to the US, of course. THEN they become s-s-s-s-e-e-e-e-n-n-n-s-s-s-s-i-i-i-tive and and call themselves "latinos," whatever the hell THAT is.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:01 PM (tJjm/)

207
P.S. Senor' Obama...
If that's your legal last name....
The Texicans took Texas in a civil war,
all legal with signed treaties and money exchanging hands and such.
It became a state, all legal with signed treaties and such.
We paid for it and we citizens of the State of Texas did not STEAL it.
PS please to fuck off

Posted by: Beto at September 21, 2010 04:01 PM (H+LJc)

208 If the Mexicans where here before us, how come they are so few of them in Major League Baseball? If you ignore the border, they will come.

Posted by: Kevin Costner at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (SwkdU)

209 Anyway we can work sweater puppies into this thread?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (tJjm/)

210 the fascist cons are plying their fascist plans to perfection.

I'm glad we finally agree your Democrat pals are fucking fascists. Just like you and your fuckwit pal Obammy. Own it, you fascist thug. OWN IT.

Posted by: La Raza at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (ImPIU)

211

You get a sweater.

Posted by: Filly at September 21, 2010 07:59 PM (d0TxY)

So, would you say that I have a plethora of sweaters?

Posted by: El Guapo at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (QKKT0)

212 Note that he left out the "endowed by our Creator" in his remarks again. Oooh, don't want to offend anybody! God is so...icky!

Posted by: PJ at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (QxFRN)

213 The light skinned Hispanics who are descended mostly from Spaniards will tell everyone who will listen that they don't have their blood sullied by Indian blood. So long as they don't speak with a noticeable Spanish accent, unless they have to.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (AZGON)

214 Another piece of hilarity about Mexico: there has, for ages, been a class split between those of Spanish ancestry and those of mestizo/indian ancestry. The Spaniards were the nobility; the mestizos were the peasants. And it remains that way even today. Mexico has been a third-world shit-hole right from the day of its founding until the present day. It has never been anything other than a dysfunctional and corrupt failure. The only success Mexico has had comes directly from the fact that the United States is on their northern border. Without America, Mexico would be worse than Panama or Paraguay or El Salvador.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 04:02 PM (kzEkE)

215 I was here first, you only remember my cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez, who came much later than I did.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at September 21, 2010 04:03 PM (eZ/yc)

216 It's a well known fact that when Cortez encountered his first Aztec, his first words were, "Why is your back wet?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:03 PM (tJjm/)

217 The Mexicans invented Mohammed. It's true.

Posted by: Barry the Obama at September 21, 2010 04:03 PM (g1IzL)

218 206 Ace, Ace, I'm sensing some pent up hostility. Remember your breathing exercises. Have been taking eating your meds carbs?

fify

Banhammer came out earlier today. Someone please give ace a donut.

Posted by: Y-not at September 21, 2010 04:03 PM (osFsP)

219

Obama= loser............Finally Mr Woodward has someone else to write about besides Pres. Bush.....

josey

Posted by: Josey at September 21, 2010 04:03 PM (43MdR)

220

I sense frustration from Ace. That's got to be the shortest, serious post in history.

I was reading the line of succession today - it's a like a 'Who's Who' of fucking communist scumbags. Jesus, this guy has surrounded himself with idiots and scum to the point we'd have to hope a meteor hits Washington to make sure we didn't get someone just as bad (or worse, if possible) in office.

Here's to Obama's retirement due to impeachment.

Posted by: blindside at September 21, 2010 04:04 PM (X1Y8q)

221 It appears that ever Obama speech has turned into a list of "insert pander here" sentences ...

Posted by: Jeff at September 21, 2010 04:04 PM (+5uxG)

222

Mexico has been a third-world shit-hole right from the day of its founding until the present day.

We had some pretty good days in the early '50s.

Posted by: Mexico at September 21, 2010 04:04 PM (QKKT0)

223 you only remember my cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez, who came much later than I did.

He is a much more magnificent lover!

Posted by: Conchita Espinoza at September 21, 2010 04:04 PM (ImPIU)

224

Well, until they come to the US, of course. THEN they become s-s-s-s-e-e-e-e-n-n-n-s-s-s-s-i-i-i-tive and and call themselves "latinos," whatever the hell THAT is.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 08:01 PM (tJjm/)

Overall maybe, but I'm talking personal experience with people right here in Texas. They REALLY don't like the thought of being related to those nasty dark skinned folks.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 04:04 PM (O8DtP)

225 Remember the scene from "get shorty?"

Fuck you, fuckball.

In a nutshell.

Posted by: Chesty Puller at September 21, 2010 04:05 PM (y0VOX)

226 That was some good trick!

Posted by: el guapo at September 21, 2010 07:57 PM (HjxoE)

What the hell is happening around here? Are Amigos falling from the sky?

Funniest movie EVAH!

My VHS copy still works!

Posted by: ErikW at September 21, 2010 04:05 PM (q5wS0)

227 I guess others have made this point, but it bears repeating. As "dawn breaks on Marblehead" and the President comes to realization that he is an abject failure, he is not going to go away quietly. It is not going to be a pretty picture.

Posted by: fapo at September 21, 2010 04:05 PM (TcaE8)

228 It's Mexican Liberation Theology.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 21, 2010 04:05 PM (QhtIg)

229 The Mexicans invented apple pie. It's true. Teddy Roosevelt stole the recipe and made it his own.

Posted by: Barry Santos at September 21, 2010 04:05 PM (eZ/yc)

230
He's killing the Democrat party.

How many Democrats in tight election campaigns right now are praying Obama will shut the fuck up?

50? 100?

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 04:06 PM (Fe3ZO)

231 Mexicans have been around as a ethnic group for less than 500 years. They are the product of Spanish conquistadors breeding with the native indian population.

Apparently Obama thinks they were part of the Roman empire or some shit.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 21, 2010 04:06 PM (xMKKV)

232 Even Mexican cows are...special. On the way to the airport in Cabo, a free-roaming cow, standing near the road....ate a plastic grocery bag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 04:06 PM (UOM48)

233 Mexico has been a third-world shit-hole right from the day of its founding until the present day. It has never been anything other than a dysfunctional and corrupt failure.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 08:02 PM (kzEkE)

Mexico is the Arab world without the oil.

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 04:06 PM (c1oyg)

234 Banhammer came out earlier today. Someone please give ace a donut.

Posted by: Y-not at September 21, 2010 08:03 PM (osFsP)

Who got tagged?

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 04:06 PM (O8DtP)

235
Mexico declared its independence on September 16, 1810. It was recognized on September 27, 1821.
The United States of America declared its independence in 1776.

What's left to say?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (0fzsA)

236 In 1521, Spain conquered and colonized the territory, which was administered as the viceroyalty of New Spain which would eventually become Mexico as the colony gained independence in 1821.

Posted by: William Amos at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (QINdJ)

237 What's more, Muslims invented the Mexicans.

Posted by: BHO at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (5I0Yr)

238 Teddy Roosevelt stole the recipe and made it his own.

Posted by: Barry Santos at September 21, 2010 08:05 PM (eZ/yc)

That's Theodorico Roosevelto to you, Yanqui!!!

Posted by: Manuel Labor, President of Mexico at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (tJjm/)

239 Inner circles, Mexico has oil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (UOM48)

240 I told you that he was a radical, and you didn't listen. Although you are all great Americans!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (eZ/yc)

241 Apparently Obama thinks they were part of the Roman empire or some shit.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 21, 2010 08:06 PM (xMKKV)

Dude, you don't know everything.

Posted by: Marcus Tullius Hernandez at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (QKKT0)

242 Hey, we were here first, too!

Posted by: Canada at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (BP6Z1)

243

Must've been off teleprompter. The really smarts ones are like that, you know.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (QhtIg)

244 Mexico is the Arab world without the oil. Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 08:06 PM (c1oyg) Urh except they do have oil?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (0GFWk)

245 @239 RAAAACIST H8TER!

Posted by: rawmuse at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (mxUbm)

246 Didn't the Mexicans invent community organizing? Oh, sorry. That was the "donkey show."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:07 PM (AZGON)

247 I told you we were entering a period of politics that were fact free.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (ZXnUe)

248 @238

BB (is s/he new? didn't seem super-familiar) for picking at the topic-that-shall-not-be-named scab. It was a snotty post.

Posted by: Y-not at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (osFsP)

249 213 Anyway we can work sweater puppies into this thread?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 08:02 PM (tJjm/)

Check out my Mucho Grande Sweater Puppeo's gringos.

Posted by: Megan McLamos at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (YVZlY)

250 Cons are making the US a third world country.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (PDcrx)

251 Viva el imbÃ©cil

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (HjxoE)

252 "Long before America was even an idea, this land of plenty was home to many peoples. The British and French, the Dutch and Spanish, to Mexicans, to countless Indian tribes.

So Obama mentions Indians and the Spanish. Who the heck are the Mexicans other then the ancestors of the Indians and the Spanish? Does he...not...know..this?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2010 04:08 PM (bgcml)

253 Obambi is a dip shit.

Posted by: Timbo at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (ph9vn)

254 Obama's favorite Mexican document is the Zimmerman Telegram.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (AZGON)

255 243 Inner circles, Mexico has oil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 08:07 PM (UOM4

But thanks to the ineptitude since they nationalized the industry, yields have been falling for years. Won't be long til we don't have them to buy from, they'll only have enough for themselves.

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (O8DtP)

256 So Obama mentions Indians and the Spanish. Who the heck are the Mexicans other then the descendants of the Indians and the Spanish? Does he...not...know..this?

My kingdom for an edit function.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (bgcml)

257 Beck was saying today, Barry ordered all US wells in gulf capped and gave Mexico 2 billion to drill in gulf. It is not going to be pretty.

Posted by: madamex at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (jChrK)

258 Sweet baby Moses. O'Reilly (I know) has Colmes and Crowley on. I'm not even paying attention, but the shrieking and yelling makes my head hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (UOM48)

259 We are trying to leave it like we found it.

Posted by: Detroit at September 21, 2010 04:09 PM (4XzsU)

260

The American Indians? They came well after Mexico too.

Posted by: Obama at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (QhtIg)

261 BB (is s/he new? didn't seem super-familiar) for picking at the topic-that-shall-not-be-named scab. It was a snotty post. Ace is a just God, but he is also a fey and changeable God. One trifles with him at one's own peril.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (kzEkE)

262 250 Didn't the Mexicans invent community organizing?

Oh, sorry. That was the "donkey show."

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 08:07 PM (AZGON)

Perhaps your lovely senorita moronettas would like to spend some quality siesta time with mi pocito amigo, senor?

Posted by: Mexican Donkey at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (tJjm/)

263 Say what you will,i get to see Michelle nekkid tonight. Suck it you jealous fuckahs

Posted by: Barrio at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (ll7GR)

264 Ace is broad casting from the corn bin again.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (PDcrx)

265

I'm Dusty Bottoms!

I'm Lucky Day!

I'm Ned Nederlander!

And we're... The Three Amigos!

Posted by: ErikW at September 21, 2010 04:10 PM (q5wS0)

266
139 - lol.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (0fzsA)

267 Obama isn't Mexican or American. He's sort of like God, above them all, looking down.

Posted by: NPR Commentator at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (tJjm/)

268 "Taco Bell is authentic Spanish food" Posted by: President Obama at September 21, 2010 08:10 PM (5I8G0) Well it is alot like Mexico, they can't get any order right! Of course if even one freaken employee spoke English it would help!

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (0GFWk)

269 271 Ace is broad casting from the corn bin again.

Broadcasting is one word, jerkass.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (eZ/yc)

270 A reason to support O'Donnell! Last Tuesday the Guardian reported that of 48 Republican contenders for the Senate elections in November only one accepted that man-made climate change is taking place. Who was he? Mike Castle of Delaware. The following day he was defeated by the Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell, producing a full house of science deniers. The enlightenment? Fun while it lasted. Monbiot cries

Posted by: ms. docweasel at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (QLE5H)

271 Emperor Maximillian was probably the last best hope for a decent modern Mexico.Of course they killed him.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 04:11 PM (LAz5Q)

272 Question, was this remark from a teleprompter speech, or did His Brilliance decide to go it alone again?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (uG7PE)

273 230 - I do love that movie. Would you like to kiss me on the verandah? No, lips are fine.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (HjxoE)

274 Looks like the Dumocrat trolls are getting nervous. This place is going to be positively infested with these fuckers come Oct.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (23kaI)

275

Ace is a just God, but he is also a fey and changeable God. One trifles with him at one's own peril.

What thread was it?

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (QhtIg)

276 There were also Californians in Japan before America was an idea. Then it tipped over.

Posted by: Hussein McBumblefuck Off His Meds/Prompter at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (5I0Yr)

277 OT:

Wan't to be sure, are we not supposed to post news pertaining to the C'OD/Coons race?

Posted by: El gato graves at September 21, 2010 04:12 PM (bAySe)

278 "Ace is a just God, but he is also a fey and changeable God. One trifles with him at one's own peril."

I thought He was turning over a new leaf? Anti authoritarian, anti echo chamber, anti fascist.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:13 PM (PDcrx)

279 Mexican food was here before regular food.

Posted by: Obama at September 21, 2010 04:13 PM (QhtIg)

280 I also believe the sun orbits the earth, and the earth rests on an infinite stack of turtles.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 07:59 PM (AZGON)

Dude. You're foretting about the FUCKING ANGELS! ON STILTS! Holding up all FOUR CORNERS of the eart! THEN come the turtles. Details, details. Get 'em right. Your mama learned you wrong!

Posted by: RageAgainstTheSheeple at September 21, 2010 04:13 PM (qwWEp)

281

No Aztec references allowed? Aw, too bad, because I think 156 is the threadwinner.

Hey where was that Aztec guy Montezuma's palace? Some city call Mexi - something.

Posted by: sherlock at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (thr9V)

282 Looks like the Dumocrat trolls are getting nervous. This place is going to be positively infested with these fuckers come Oct.

And by November 3rd, there are going to be so many balls swooshing around Democrat mouths, they're gonna be coughing up lottery numbers.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (5I0Yr)

283 Shit, I missed a lot of posts today. Stupid work.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (ImPIU)

284 257 "Long before America was even an idea, this land of plenty was home to many peoples. The British and French, the Dutch and Spanish, to Mexicans, to countless Indian tribes.

I wonder when Professor Obama thinks America became "an idea"?

Posted by: NPR Commentator at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (tJjm/)

285

Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013. Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

What's with all the hate, bro'?

I can fix things right away with just a little graveyard dirt.

Posted by: Minerva at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (7+pP9)

286 Off, NPR sockpuppet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (tJjm/)

287 I thought He was turning over a new leaf? Anti authoritarian, anti echo chamber, anti fascist.

Shut the fuck up ConsSuck! You're gonna get yours in November. My advice? Sit back and enjoy the sodomy ride - like your mother does.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (eZ/yc)

288 2010 is the year of the Bicentennial Celebrations in Mexico. This wonderful country is commemorating 200 years of Independence from Spanish rule and 100 years of its Revolution that began in 1910 and toppled dictator Porfirio Diaz.

Uh, didn't the United States have its Bicentennial in 1976? So we, as a nation, were here first.

Of course, 1976 was back before Obama got here, so he might not be up to speed on the 70s.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2010 04:14 PM (OIw0R)

289 285 - Are you a God?

Posted by: Gozer at September 21, 2010 04:15 PM (HjxoE)

290 If we seal the border to Mexico, we'll be dependent on the Swedes for our yard work and grape harvesting. And who will make my hand-crafted sheepskin condoms?

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 21, 2010 04:15 PM (UOM48)

291 I thought He was turning over a new leaf? Anti authoritarian, anti echo chamber, anti fascist. You know, I'm starting to think that you're not really George W. Bush at all. George W. Bush, for all his faults, was a honorable and forthright man. Whereas you, sir, are a douchebag.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 04:15 PM (kzEkE)

292
Obama can't even figure how they get the creamy filling inside those delicious Twinkies^Â®

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 04:15 PM (zgaoG)

293 I get it, he is soooooo smart.... he's stupid.

Posted by: marie at September 21, 2010 04:16 PM (GuTKr)

294 Before there was an America, there was the idea of my ass.

Posted by: Ines Sainz, Sports Thinker at September 21, 2010 04:16 PM (BP6Z1)

295 Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2010 04:16 PM (OIw0R)

296 Question, was this remark from a teleprompter speech, or did His Brilliance decide to go it alone again? Feh. I'm so exhausted from covering for this cheesedick's gaffes that I just telnet it in. I think next time I'll just upload a readme.doc from some pirated porno software. The way the press covers him no one will notice the difference.

Posted by: TOTUS at September 21, 2010 04:16 PM (AZGON)

297 Mexican chix were beautiful first.

Posted by: Obama at September 21, 2010 04:16 PM (QhtIg)

298 anti fascist.

Well, you, the epitome of cock-gobbling fascists, are still here. So clearly your premise is wrong.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (ImPIU)

299

I'm reposting this from the previous thread because my mind-thoughts are so very, very important.

After seeing that Breitbart video of those astroturfing union goons and thinking about the overflowing buckets of sewage-like propapaganda spewing from the left wing media 24-7, I keep having the same thought pop into my head over and over...

On November 2nd, the real America will have spoken.

ace is obsessed with preference cascades and I'm similarly obsessed with the idea that America has been operating under a Wizard of Oz-like illusion for generations.

Now, the curtain has finally been pulled back. America sees them for what they truly are.

Almost everything we read or hear is a lie.

But we have options now. We know where to go for the truth. We're telling our friends and they're telling us.

All their bullhorns, their cries of racism, sexism, intolerance and bigotry will not matter. All their angry, screamy demands will not matter. All their finger pointing and projection will not matter.

The truth has been revealed.

And on November 2nd, the real America will have spoken.

Posted by: Warden at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (QoR4a)

300

Instead of cash, would you take some, uh, "product"?

I'm listening.

Posted by: Congress at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (epBek)

301
The Pontiac Aztec was the most awesomest Indy car to ever race the Brickyard.

Posted by: A J Obama at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (rMMMP)

302
You know what's cool?

How they manage to get the yoke/egg white creamy filling inside Cadbury Creme Eggs.

You ever carefully open up one of them? They're like real frikkin eggs!!

Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (zgaoG)

303 305 Mexican chix were beautiful first.

And your wife never was.

Posted by: Men With Good Vision at September 21, 2010 04:17 PM (eZ/yc)

304 ...and 100 years of its Revolution that began in 1910 and toppled dictator Porfirio Diaz.

Mexico is no democracy - it's been ruled since 1910 by the Party of the Instutionalized Revolution until fairly recently, and even now there is no true democracy in the place.

Even the beer holiday "Cinco de Mayo" is just a celebration of a French-imposed dictator replaced by a home grown one. Big freaking deal.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (tJjm/)

305 If the Mexicans were here before us, how come they are so few of them in Major League Baseball?

Don't look now, but the Damyankees, the Dead Sox, the Pale Hose, the Little Rays of Sunshine, the Halos, the Sailor Wannabes, and all the other teams with the DH rule are going to rename themselves the Mexican League.

Posted by: PA Cat at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (5o3Qi)

306 I may be outa here in 2013' but first I get to blow Pelosi.

Posted by: Barrio at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (ll7GR)

307

"She'll be Coming Around the Mountain When She Comes..."

Posted by: the Singing Bush at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (J1SbC)

308 Yeah, and Mexican are the hottest!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (QhtIg)

309 If we seal the border to Mexico, we'll be dependent on the Swedes for our yard work and grape harvesting.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 21, 2010 08:15 PM (UOM4

If a bunch of leggy, busty blue-eyed Swedish blondes show up at my door and want to cut my grass...hey, I like my lawn guy and all, but he better start looking for work

Posted by: Jack Hammer at September 21, 2010 04:18 PM (c1oyg)

310 305 Mexican chix were beautiful first.

Yes, at first Mexican girls are. Flash forward 20 years, and they can best be described as roughly hemispherical in shape.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:19 PM (tJjm/)

311 Ace is a just God, but he is also a fey and changeable God. One trifles with him at one's own peril.

He has the beard and all, but does he have, like, thunderbolts and stuff. And can he turn into a bull or a swan? IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Meg McCain at September 21, 2010 04:19 PM (0K3p3)

312 300
Obama can't even figure how they get the creamy filling inside those delicious Twinkies^Â®
Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 08:15 PM

I can demonstwate. Bend over.

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at September 21, 2010 04:19 PM (4XzsU)

313 It's time for Mexicans to realize that governing is hard work, and that a president can't just wave a magic wand and fix everything.

Posted by: Ellie Luz at September 21, 2010 04:19 PM (w9BEi)

314

Taco Bell is authentic Spanish food"

Unfortunately my wife hates your fucking guts.

Posted by: Barry the Obama at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (g1IzL)

315

Mexico is the Arab world without the oil.

Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 21, 2010 08:06 PM

Ummmm. Mexico has a lot of oil. Their reserves are immense. So in a way they are exactly like arabs 'cept for that muslim thing, which I guess makes them better.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (yQWNf)

316 Hey, teabaggers! Blowing me was here long before Mel Gibson was even an idea.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (imD7p)

317 I wonder when Professor Obama thinks America became "an idea"?

Posted by: NPR Commentator at September 21, 2010 08:14 PM (tJjm/)

I'm guessing he has no idea who John Winthrop was...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (bgcml)

318 The thought of 12 million busty Swedish blonds flooding America in search of "work" leaves me oddly intrigued and eager to subscribe to their newsletter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (tJjm/)

319 Did Mexico invent the Spanish Fly ?

Posted by: SoCalMe at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (bKnnS)

320 I'm coming late to the party, so I'm sure this has been mentioned, but: - Obama: "Mexicans Were Here Before America "Was Even An Idea" - Yeah, Mexicans were here--in Mexico. The border did not cross Mexicans. They didn't live in territorial U.S. before the Spanish-American War. They didn't live in territorial U.S. after the Spanish American War. They did pass through it at one point thousands of years ago. Under this same premise, I would warrant citizenship in basically any country in the Middle East, Northern Africa, and Eastern and Central Europe.

Posted by: AD at September 21, 2010 04:20 PM (HBgU+)

321

According to the law of Affirmative Action, history is what the learner says it is. Otherwise it might affect his sense of self esteem. Plus that history shit is so yesterday.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 04:21 PM (1Vt0o)

322 ... with the DH rule are going to rename themselves the Mexican League.

Posted by: PA Cat at September 21, 2010 08:18 PM (5o3Qi)

A sin against the Almighty and an abomination of nature. Shudder.....

Posted by: Jack Hammer at September 21, 2010 04:21 PM (c1oyg)

323

How did Mexcans get here first? We had reservations.

Posted by: American Indians at September 21, 2010 04:21 PM (QhtIg)

324 Unfortunately my wife hates your fucking guts. Posted by: Barry the Obama at September 21, 2010 08:20 PM (g1IzL) So, your wife hates everyone. Including you I think.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 04:22 PM (0GFWk)

325

I'm guessing he has no idea who John Winthrop was...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2010 08:20 PM (bgcml)

A community organizer, right?

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 04:22 PM (tJjm/)

326 312 Not even that.It was a minor check on the initial invasion which was later successful.They didn't even force the French out,it was the US massing troops on the border after the Civil War that forced the French to leave.Maximillian stayed because he did not want to abandon his supporters but was eventually defeated and executed.That worked out well.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 04:22 PM (LAz5Q)

327 Yes, at first Mexican girls are. Flash forward 20 years, and they can best be described as roughly hemispherical in shape.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 08:19 PM (tJjm/)

Hemispherical? I've got a whole sphere going on here, mi amigo.

Posted by: Linda Rondstadt at September 21, 2010 04:22 PM (QKKT0)

328 How did Mexcans get here first? We had reservations.

I lol'd

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 21, 2010 04:23 PM (5I0Yr)

329 Hey! I've got an idea!

Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at September 21, 2010 04:23 PM (QKKT0)

330 327 Did Mexico invent the Spanish Fly ?

Posted by: SoCalMe at September 21, 2010 08:20 PM (bKnnS)

Nah, the Hershey Squirts.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 04:23 PM (tJjm/)

331 The Pontiac Aztec was the most awesomest Indy car to ever race the Brickyard. And it was powered by electricity, generated by rubbing cat fur against the driver's sombrero. We could learn a lot from those crafty Mexicanos.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 04:23 PM (AZGON)

332

Bathtub Cheese

Posted by: Mexican Contributions to Humanity at September 21, 2010 04:23 PM (J1SbC)

333

#20...

You would think so, but while being President of the United States would define the pinnacle of success and power for almost anyone else in the world, Obama sees it as yet another stepping stone.

POTUS is a mere resume builder towards his goal of One World Order...and the throne atop that heap. The problem is, it's not just conservatives who no longer trust him... the rest of the world appears, more and more, to share a distaste for him, thus his dream may be dashed.

Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if the chickenshit s.o.b. didn't quit to pursue greener pasteurs prior to the 2012 elections just so he wouldn't have the "one-term" label attached to him later on. I don't think his ego could handle not being reelected and if he thinks the possibility of that embarrassment exists, he will bail.

Posted by: jmflynny at September 21, 2010 04:24 PM (jsoxv)

334 "fascists, are still here. So clearly your premise is wrong.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 08:17 PM (ImPIU)"

When he crawls out of his ??? I will be gone as in banned. I think he is a pretty consistent fascist. This site can not take dissent.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:24 PM (PDcrx)

335
United States- Duck and Cover
Mexico- Tuck And Roll
Barack Obama- Shuck and Jive

Posted by: Mexifornia is real at September 21, 2010 04:24 PM (rMMMP)

336 When is Presnit Toonces set to address the Congressional White Caucus?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 21, 2010 04:24 PM (yQWNf)

337 Where did the banhammer come out, y'all? What thread?

Posted by: American Indians at September 21, 2010 04:25 PM (QhtIg)

338 What. An. Asshole.

Posted by: KG at September 21, 2010 04:25 PM (S8TF5)

339 Whatever, dude, you are fucking out of here January 2013.

Not if we have anything to do with it!

Posted by: GOP Strategy Geniuses at September 21, 2010 04:25 PM (twiRb)

340 Maximillian stayed because he did not want to abandon his supporters but was eventually defeated and executed.That worked out well.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 08:22 PM (LAz5Q)

Yeah, his last words were "Viva Mexico!" in front of a firing squad. It would have been more dignified if he yelled out, "What a Third World Shithole!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:26 PM (tJjm/)

341 Ace is a just God, but he is also a fey and changeable God. One trifles with him at one's own peril. He has the beard and all, but does he have, like, thunderbolts and stuff. I don't think Ace has a neckbeard, but maybe Purple Avenger does. I know Pixy has to have one.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:26 PM (AZGON)

342 I don't think his ego could handle not being reelected and if he thinks the possibility of that embarrassment exists, he will bail.

Possibility? Compared to that, death and taxes is a 30 to 1 shot.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2010 04:26 PM (0K3p3)

343 You tell 'em Barry!

Yo should have also mentioned that Mexicans invented: California, Doritos and beans.

Posted by: Sheriff José Biden at September 21, 2010 04:27 PM (BP6Z1)

344

United States- Duck and Cover
Mexico- Tuck And Roll
Barack Obama- Shuck and Jive

Stallone and Russell- Tango and Cash

Posted by: American Indians at September 21, 2010 04:27 PM (QhtIg)

345 John ryan or whatever you're troll moniker is today ...... What you write is not dissent . It's the shit flingin' of a deranged howler monkey . Go play in the traffic .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 21, 2010 04:27 PM (YCW1b)

346 Mexicans gave the world the Anchor Baby, and for that we gringos should be eternally grateful.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:28 PM (tJjm/)

347 336 How did Mexcans get here first? We had reservations.

This also works.

Posted by: Men With Good Vision at September 21, 2010 04:28 PM (eZ/yc)

348 Yeah, when I was stationed in Puerto Rico, I always got a chuckle of "boricua" and "yanqui go home," since they stole the island from the Taino in the first place.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 21, 2010 04:28 PM (Snu7z)

349 Salma Hayek's Cans

Posted by: Mexican Contributions to Humanity at September 21, 2010 04:29 PM (J1SbC)

350 So, looks like maybe Biden is the smart one of the pair. That's certainly...unexpected.

Posted by: Heorot at September 21, 2010 04:29 PM (NLNI/)

351 213 Anyway we can work sweater puppies into this thread?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 08:02 PM (tJjm/)

And Delaware's masturbation. Can't forget that.

Posted by: Hedgehog at September 21, 2010 04:29 PM (oQIfB)

352 When he crawls out of his ??? I will be gone as in banned. I think he is a pretty consistent fascist. This site can not take dissent.

And yet, you're still here. And your mother is covered in man jizz. Hey, Mrs. Ryan, clean yourself up . . . and don't use my show towels!

Posted by: Mel Karmazin at September 21, 2010 04:30 PM (eZ/yc)

353 how much you wanna bet he took a shot at speaking without a teleprompter. Otherwise he might just read words like "corpsman" by sounding it out and not even paying attention to what he was saying.

Posted by: Penn State Marine at September 21, 2010 04:30 PM (W7im9)

354 And who among us hasn't enjoyed the cultural thrill of a performance of the Mexican Hat Dance?

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Former Messiah, Current Pariah at September 21, 2010 04:30 PM (QKKT0)

355 The Mexicans gave us the chupacabra long before vampires were even an idea in the white oppressor's mind.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 04:30 PM (AZGON)

356

This also works.

And this.

Posted by: American Indians at September 21, 2010 04:31 PM (QhtIg)

357 Yes, Obama is a fuckshit. I just wanted that etched in pixels. Like Forever!

Posted by: Franklinstein at September 21, 2010 04:31 PM (s946P)

358 358 So, looks like maybe Biden is the smart one of the pair. That's certainly...unexpected.

Posted by: Heorot at September 21, 2010 08:29 PM (NLNI/)

Dumb and Dumberer.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:32 PM (tJjm/)

359 Ace is ok. But his fascist minions, in this echo chamber do him no good.

Face reality minions, Faux News is not real, quite repeating it and maybe Ace will grow, as this site could with out fascist authoritarian over sight. Amen

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:32 PM (PDcrx)

360

350...

I wish I could be so optimistic but, today, after watching Obama's supporters question his effectiveness yesterday, I saw them on Fox News back to towing the line. The talking points for each were "I still support Obama. I think he's made great progress. You know...like the student aid thing." (pp)

Posted by: jmflynny at September 21, 2010 04:32 PM (jsoxv)

361 So, looks like maybe Biden is the smart one of the pair. That is more frightening than an angry Pat Caddell.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:33 PM (AZGON)

362 367 Ace is ok. But his fascist minions, in this echo chamber do him no good.

Face reality minions, Faux News is not real, quite repeating it and maybe Ace will grow, as this site could with out fascist authoritarian over sight. Amen

Perhaps you should face the reality that your mother sucks cock for a living while you live rent-free in her basement, moonbat.

Posted by: Mel Karmazin at September 21, 2010 04:34 PM (eZ/yc)

363 Mexicans were fapping before the British colonists in America figured out why their knickers were getting tight.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 04:34 PM (LAz5Q)

364 I bet Cortes was fucking dumbfounded when he landed with his army and all the natives spoke fluent spanish.

Posted by: Ben at September 21, 2010 04:34 PM (DKV43)

365 368 Like,more bribes.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 04:35 PM (LAz5Q)

366 If we want to be as stupid as Obama, we got to get really stupid, like Kenyan stupid.

Posted by: tarpon at September 21, 2010 07:53 PM (g0QB

Don't blame it on the Kenyans. They didn't raise him.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 21, 2010 04:35 PM (VJoyM)

367 I believe this sentiment has already been voiced, but I must again:

Try to give it back, Barry. In Texas, we mostly have guns.

"Remember the Alamo!" is not the only saying here. There's also "Come take it."

Posted by: AllenG at September 21, 2010 04:37 PM (AWX5Z)

368 374 True,the Kenyans can deny any connection but blood with this dimwit.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2010 04:38 PM (LAz5Q)

369 Is there any reason why there is an ad for Chili's Tortilla Chips con Queso at the top of this thread??

Is this like subtle subliminal programming or something?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:39 PM (tJjm/)

370 I wanna know why Aunt Zeituni, being illegal and all, was granted asylum and is living on the public tit in Boston

Posted by: Jack Hammer at September 21, 2010 04:39 PM (c1oyg)

371 fascist minions You know, for a fascist overboss, Ace sure doesn't pay very well. He doesn't even pay Minion Scale, as mandated by Supervillian Minion and Flunky Workers of the World (SMFWW). I am the shop steward of SMFWW Local #22, and our members are becoming quite upset with Mr. Ace of Spades. He has also flagrantly violated Work Rule #13, which stipulates that no more than five (5) Minions may be gratuitously killed in any given shootout with the authorities (without prior authorization from the Union Local, and a promise to hire replacements), and that no representative from Supervillain Management (including the said Supervillain himself or herself) may murder a Minion for insubordination without prior consultation with the shop steward (me). It's hell working here, dude. You have no idea.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 04:39 PM (kzEkE)

372

Posted by: Bikermailman at September 21, 2010 07:59 PM (O8DtP)

In New Mexico, God help you if you refer to a person with a Spanish surname as a Mexican. They're "Spanish," meaning white.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 21, 2010 04:40 PM (VJoyM)

373 So what was the point of Barry saying this horse shit?

Am I suppose to feel bad? Redistribute what I have to Mexicans?

Posted by: Timbo at September 21, 2010 04:40 PM (ph9vn)

374 If we want to be as stupid as Obama, we got to get really stupid, like Kenyan stupid. --- Don't blame it on the Kenyans. They didn't raise him. I assume he was either raised by incompetent gypsies or assembled piecemeal by Victor Frankenstein's mad Jacobin half-brother.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:40 PM (AZGON)

375 as this site could with out fascist authoritarian over sight. Amen

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 08:32 PM (PDcrx)

Fascist oversight? You mean the EPA?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:40 PM (tJjm/)

376 And another thing, you haters, the Mexicans liberated Auschwitz, too. They were mowing the lawns there when they took the Japanese guards by surprise, jumped 'em, and freed the Indianapolis 500 while you ignorant Americans were cowering back home in your 57 states.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 21, 2010 04:41 PM (BHnKv)

377 Oh great, you killed the invisible swordsman!

Posted by: Lucky Day at September 21, 2010 04:41 PM (0APfQ)

378 382 If we want to be as stupid as Obama, we got to get really stupid, like Kenyan stupid.

That's really uncalled for. Do you really think Kenyans would have hung around New Orleans as Katrina moved in?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 21, 2010 04:42 PM (tJjm/)

379 Hey, GET OFF MY LAWN.

Posted by: Land Bridge Crossers at September 21, 2010 04:43 PM (L8kaT)

380 Did he pronounce it 'Me-hee-cans?'

Posted by: nickless at September 21, 2010 04:43 PM (MMC8r)

381 It's hell working here, dude.

Is it true he hires temps from International Henchmen Ltd? Filthy scabs, I hear they're all gay like that Breitbart too.

Posted by: Heorot at September 21, 2010 04:44 PM (NLNI/)

382 Face reality minions, Faux News is not real

You admit to watching Fox? Like, ewwwwwww.

Posted by: Jessica Alba at September 21, 2010 04:45 PM (w9BEi)

383 320 300
Obama can't even figure how they get the creamy filling inside those delicious Twinkies^Â®
Posted by: the chief AoS inquisitor at September 21, 2010 08:15 PM

I can demonstwate. Bend over.

Wouldn't that be a Ding Dong?

Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 21, 2010 04:45 PM (mAm+G)

384 "It's hell working here, dude. You have no idea.

Posted by: Monty at September 21, 2010 08:39 PM (kzEkE)"

LOL

I have worked for bosses like that before, so I feel your pain.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 04:45 PM (PDcrx)

385 "I saw them on Fox News back to towing the line."

OH FER FUCK'S SAKE WILL YOU MORONS GET IT RIGHT?!?!?

It's TOEING the line!!! As in, "See this straight line on the ground?? I want all you retards to have the toes of your shoes EXACTLY on this line so you are all in a uniform lineup."

GODDAMMIT, didn't anyone learn basic fucking English while they were in school???

Same for "Whoopass". A whoop is a vocal crying out. It's WHUPASS, mush-brains....

Look up the words "whoop" and "whup" and fuckin' get it right....

It ain't fucking rocket surgery or brain science....

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 04:57 PM (hwwXw)

386 OK-it's so bad I'm ready for Biden to be president. Maybe he has some basic history from middle school. Biden told us himself he's second in line.

Posted by: teri at September 21, 2010 04:57 PM (hVCyJ)

387 it's so bad I'm ready for Biden to be president. No, he's too busy doing anthropological research at the 7-11.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 21, 2010 04:59 PM (AZGON)

388 Ha George! Good on you-thanks for the laugh! But I almost long for 1984--those were the days...disco, big hair, shoulder pads---a real president...

Posted by: teri at September 21, 2010 05:03 PM (hVCyJ)

389

I have worked for bosses like that before, so I feel your pain.

You, like the overwhelming majority of Obama cultists, have never worked a day in your life and everyone here knows it.

Get your bucket list out of the way, locust, because November 3rd is the day you'll decide it's just not worth going on. Ricky Martin isn't going to blow himself, you know.

Posted by: VJay at September 21, 2010 05:06 PM (Q/RCp)

390 Why does he say that shit?

Posted by: Moi at September 21, 2010 05:09 PM (Ez4Ql)

391 And there were umbrellas long before there was rain... or gates!

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2010 05:14 PM (FcR7P)

392 Doesn't anyone proofread his s*!t before he reads if off TOTUS?

Posted by: lasue at September 21, 2010 05:16 PM (S25IC)

393 Obama the Aztlan Reconquista POTUS

The POS is shameless and as anti-American as it gets...

Posted by: velvethammer at September 21, 2010 05:17 PM (p6Hvu)

394 Big Score for the Harvard/Columbia/Occidental history departments. Looks like the fuckshit doesn't fall too far from the fuckshit pile

Posted by: tc at September 21, 2010 05:19 PM (PMLMw)

395 Dude is making me look like a fucking genius. Even I know Mexico didn't exist until the early 1800's and belonged to (i.e. was pillaged) Spain previously.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 21, 2010 05:21 PM (OiFW2)

396
It's TOEING the line!!! As in, "See this straight line on the ground?? I want all you retards to have the toes of your shoes EXACTLY on this line so you are all in a uniform lineup."

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 08:57 PM (hwwXw)

Well there is such a thing as a tow line. Its a line that you tow a boat with. From another boat.

But that's not what the original statement was referring to.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 21, 2010 05:21 PM (z1N6a)

397 381 So what was the point of Barry saying this horse shit?
Am I suppose to feel bad? Redistribute what I have to Mexicans?

Posted by: Timbo at September 21, Feel however you want Timbo. Just let my boys Tim and Rahm take care of of giving what you have to Mexicans.

Posted by: Barack Obama but you can call me Barry at September 21, 2010 05:21 PM (1Vt0o)

398 Enjoy the book promotion circuit, fuckshit.

Pure poetry. *dabs eyes with lace handkerchief*

Posted by: MWR at September 21, 2010 05:22 PM (CA2NO)

399 @78 "I have an idea, Barry. Why don't you just throw your jazzhands up in the air, quit, and let Slow Joe take over." Aren't you missing a step? He's 2nd in line.

Posted by: Mjdzfun at September 21, 2010 05:22 PM (DM6DH)

400 Ey-Chihuahua...chupa me, el Presidente!!

Posted by: Senior Jose Quervo at September 21, 2010 05:24 PM (To6q9)

401 What did the inhabitants of Southern North America call that land in the 17th and 18th centuries? . I don't so much mind that as the idea that we were all "sharing the same land" . We weren't; the Mexicans were out West and we (and the Dutch) were out East, and we only interacted with Spain in Florida, which is not Mexico.. When we tried to share the same land (Texas), the Mexicans showed they weren't good at sharing.

Posted by: Jeffrey Quick at September 21, 2010 05:24 PM (50meO)

402 So what was the point of Barry saying this horse shit?

This is the lead up to amnesty.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 21, 2010 05:24 PM (mHQ7T)

403 I think focusing on the certifiable idiocy of Obama's statement overlooks the very real danger in it. This plays right into the hands of la Raza's populist agenda. I wonder if its really a strategic strike at traditional America rather than an innocent error of fact. But on its face, yes, it is simply counter-factual. "Mexicans" are descendants of spaniards (mostly men) and natives (mostly women). And the lighter the skin the higher the class, but there's a sharp divide between even the dark lower class and the full-blooded natives, who are treated a hundred times worse than we would ever dream of.

Posted by: Dave R. at September 21, 2010 05:25 PM (RblaZ)

404 When the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, they were saved by Pedro Martinez who taught them to plant jalapenos.

Posted by: Perfesser Barack at September 21, 2010 05:25 PM (4GKna)

405 56 You far-right wingers! Mexicans have given us like the best ever tacos and stuff. And my gay Mexican friends love to sniff coke off my ass.

Posted by: Meggie at September 21, 2010 07:41 PM (UOM4

**************************************

Show us your vertical Taco Grande, Meggie!

Posted by: Rev. Jizzy Jackson at September 21, 2010 05:26 PM (jSs4d)

406 Hey, Fuckstick McDumbass with the hash PDcrx, you throw around the term fascist like you have a clue about its definition. If you look it up, you'll find it's really a very fitting descriptor for our current President.

Posted by: NM Hick at September 21, 2010 05:26 PM (IzuWw)

407 #shitmypresidentsays

Posted by: micmcn at September 21, 2010 05:27 PM (1T6Sr)

408 372 I bet Cortes was fucking dumbfounded when he landed with his army and all the natives spoke fluent spanish.

Uh, the 'prompter is telling me the natives spoke Mexican.

Posted by: Perfesser Barack at September 21, 2010 05:27 PM (4GKna)

409 Hey- he was totally high during high school, how could he possibly know this crap.

Posted by: Little Boomer at September 21, 2010 05:29 PM (gWQOz)

410 64 That's true. On the other hand, it is a little known fact that Low Riders were recently uncovered by archaeologists in the crypts of Yucatan pyramids.
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 21, 2010 07:42 PM (tJjm/)

And they were clad in zoot suits made from iridescent feathers! All the colors of the rainbow!

Posted by: ya2daup at September 21, 2010 05:30 PM (yRrAd)

411

Its a damning indictment of our political system that Obama is President, Biden is Vice President, Reid is Senate Majority Leader and Pelosi is Speaker of the House.

These people aren't fit to scrub toilets, let alone lead America.

Posted by: Ken at September 21, 2010 05:32 PM (7faB0)

412 Wait a sec here. You mean the moslems didn't discover Amerikka first and all that other shit?

Posted by: big bad abu at September 21, 2010 05:33 PM (6fIv0)

413 Shouldn't "not knowing shit" make college difficult for a person? How the fuck did he graduate?

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2010 05:33 PM (FcR7P)

414 It's TOEING the line!!! As in, "See this straight line on the ground?? I want all you retards to have the toes of your shoes EXACTLY on this line so you are all in a uniform lineup."

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 08:57 PM (hwwXw)

I applaud your tilting at this particular windmill.

One of the most common petty fails on teh intarwebs. You do wonder what people are thinking.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 21, 2010 05:33 PM (bxiXv)

415 Thomas Jefferson stole the idea for the Declaration of Independence from his maid, Consuela from Guadalajara.

Posted by: Perfesser Barack at September 21, 2010 05:35 PM (4GKna)

416 "you throw around the term fascist like you have a clue about its definition."

I have fought and won with at least 20 of you idiots on the question.

You sir are an ignorant fascist being led by your betters, Palin, BeckerHead, Odonnel, et al.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 05:36 PM (PDcrx)

417 88 Just wait till he gets to the UN this week!
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 21, 2010 07:46 PM (0GFWk)

Hey, the Nobel Prizes are going to be announced soon. Which one will Obi-Won win this year for doing nothing? The smart money says Economics, but I'm betting on Medicine "for demonstrating how a human can leave his head shoved up his ass for years at a time and still survive."

Posted by: ya2daup at September 21, 2010 05:36 PM (yRrAd)

418 423 Shouldn't "not knowing shit" make college difficult for a person? How the fuck did he graduate?

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2010 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

The entitlement game: you're doing it wrong.

If you have to WORK, you didn't take advantage of your opportunities. That's how the entitled think.

Obama knows dick about the real world, but he knows a fuckload about gaming the system, entitlement, manipulation and "community organizing."

They used to say that Clinton was the end of political evolution - all politics, nothing of anything else. You notice he's an understudy now. Obama has actually taken it so far that he doesn't even *seem* to be good at anything else but politics.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 21, 2010 05:36 PM (bxiXv)

419 Wait a sec here. You mean the moslems didn't discover Amerikka first and all that other shit?

They were too busy visiting Mars and working on perpetual motion.

Posted by: NASA at September 21, 2010 05:38 PM (w9BEi)

420 Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 08:57 PM (hwwXw)

Damn skippy! And while we're at it:

It's "free rein", not "free reiGn!"

"Free rein" means you're letting the horse (with or without a name) run free. The expression doesn't come from "reign" as in "rule".

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 21, 2010 05:40 PM (NGf/6)

421 110 Filly, Adjunct

Yeah, they say "adjunct" like it's a BAD thing. We're the ones that do all the heavy lifting, amirite??

Gail, Adjunct

Posted by: gail at September 21, 2010 05:40 PM (f46PC)

422

Well there is such a thing as a tow line. Its a line that you tow a boat with. From another boat.

But that's not what the original statement was referring to.

Posted by: Oldcat

I know that, Cat. They use 'em to "make tow" on Mississippi and other river barges. IOW, lash a bunch of barges together to transport cargo on the river. Even though the only time they "tow" on them is going downstream, engines in reverse pulling against them to keep them under control. Upstream, they're pushing them.

Just a pet peeve of mine when folks use the wrong word in making their statement

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 05:40 PM (hwwXw)

423 We know there were Mexicans here because the great Plains were always so neatly mowed and edged.

That is just too funny for a simple "LOL."

Posted by: Pelayo at September 21, 2010 05:42 PM (QLmzi)

424 Archeologists have unearthed relics from the very first humans who came to North America 15,000 years ago. They have described vast collections of bullet belts, sombreros, ponchos, and tequila bottles. But no badges.

Posted by: eman at September 21, 2010 05:42 PM (JhkcT)

425 423 Shouldn't "not knowing shit" make college difficult for a person? How the fuck did he graduate? Posted by: t-bird Hey, I'd show you my credentials, you know transcripts and such, but I don't have to.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 21, 2010 05:42 PM (1Vt0o)

426 George Washington defeated the army of Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana at Yorktown to end the Revolutionary War and win America's independence from Mexico.

Posted by: Perfesser Barack at September 21, 2010 05:44 PM (4GKna)

427 114 Where does the line for the reparations start?

Hey, back off, human! We were here first.

Posted by: the mastodons at September 21, 2010 05:45 PM (f46PC)

428 Merovign and Mary: Just using what you think sounds like goes in there is the same as singing, " 'csuse me while I kiss this guy..."

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 05:46 PM (hwwXw)

429 168 Holy shiite. Sheppy says hundreds of endangered crocodiles have escaped from their enclosure in Mexico, thanks to Hurricane Karl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2010 07:55 PM (UOM4

Looks like croc tacos are back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: ya2daup at September 21, 2010 05:46 PM (yRrAd)

430 This guy is desparate. Hey Barack, your boy Harry dropped the ball on the Dream Act thingy today.

Posted by: gringocachingo at September 21, 2010 05:48 PM (AsPV0)

431 Down 14 points; up 2.1 million dollars, U.S.

Paging Mr. Namath.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN at September 21, 2010 05:49 PM (UL/HQ)

432 I thought I couldn't hate Obama any more. I really did.

But what really pisses me off is that most Americans are not even capable of processing how wrong and offensive this statement is, due to anti-American brainwashing, political correctness, and the pervasive influence of the Thought Police.

Posted by: the peanut gallery at September 21, 2010 05:52 PM (NurK6)

433 Juan Valdez was planting arabica coffee beans before the arabs before the arab nomads were even an idea... fucking idiot.

Cannot this functional idiot be removed for being mentally incompacitated.

Posted by: Druid at September 21, 2010 05:53 PM (r246N)

434 196 Putin will have a field day with this.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 21, 2010 07:59 PM (uG7PE)

No problem: Palin / Putin 2012!

Posted by: ya2daup at September 21, 2010 05:58 PM (yRrAd)

435 Long before Americans came across the Atlantic to the New World, the great Mexican explorer, SeÃ±or Leif Erikson reached the shores of Nuevo-foundland after landing in Iceland to get ice to keep his Coronas cold.

Posted by: Perfesser Barack at September 21, 2010 06:03 PM (4GKna)

436

I have worked for bosses like that before, so I feel your pain.

You've never worked anywhere. Dipshit.

Posted by: Ronster at September 21, 2010 06:04 PM (q08oe)

437 lol..you said fuckshit.

Posted by: moonbatkiller at September 21, 2010 06:04 PM (QSp4h)

438
Why do people keep insisting we're stuck with this idiot for another two years?

Soon enough, at one of these massive DC Beck rallies, enough people in the crowd are going to look around and exclaim:

What the fuck are we waiting for!

-Then march up to the Black House and drag his ass out and beat the living crap out of it.

We've got the spank that he's been asking for.

Posted by: sartana at September 21, 2010 06:04 PM (oguG8)

439 I have fought and won with at least 20 of you idiots on the question.

If by "won" you mean "refused to accept the truth that RayKon is a fascist and his "liberal" ilk are fascists in every meaningful way".

Go vote for more government takeover of more industry and pretend you're not a fascist, you clueless fascist fuckwit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 06:05 PM (ImPIU)

440 Baldi@280 - Same is true throughout Central and South America. Definitely rascist: light skinned descendants of the Spaniards look down on the indios. Noticeable difference.

BTW, I hear Mexico is building a humongous wall on its southern border. I doubt the Mexicans feel obligated to grant citizenship to Auntie's Honduran counterpart illegally immigrating,

Latin America's troubles can be traced back to the 700 years the Moors occupied al Andalusia (Spain), All of the rotten Arabic culture was imprinted on Spanish culture then transplanted to the Americas,

Heck the lower economic classes' home architecture reminded me of similar neighborhood in Iraq.

Posted by: butch at September 21, 2010 06:06 PM (BFLqX)

441 438 Merovign and Mary: Just using what you think sounds like goes in there is the same as singing, " 'csuse me while I kiss this guy..."

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at September 21, 2010 09:46 PM (hwwXw)

Live that book! And the sequels, "He's Got the Whole World In His Pants" and "When a Man Loves a Walnut". Google those, and the term "mondegreen", for hilarious fun! :-D

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 21, 2010 06:06 PM (NGf/6)

442 Argh! I love that book. (and occasionally live it, too).

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 21, 2010 06:07 PM (NGf/6)

443 They REALLY don't like the thought of being related to those nasty dark skinned folks.

Hell yes, I have known many people of Spanish descent, the first thing they let you know is that they are not Mexican.

Posted by: Pelayo at September 21, 2010 06:07 PM (QLmzi)

444 "Posted by: Waterhouse at September 21, 2010 10:05 PM (ImPIU)"

Waterhose, how old are you? 100 what? Are you an imprudent old prune?

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 06:12 PM (PDcrx)

445 maybe that fat chick who was unaware that Az borders Mexico taught him his history.

Posted by: the slob at September 21, 2010 06:15 PM (i1+rx)

446 Fk rod and his baseball and his rhyme of life.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 06:22 PM (PDcrx)

447

At last my brother Amerigo and I are redeemed!

Only took 400 years....

Posted by: Mexica Vespucci at September 21, 2010 06:26 PM (lDrlK)

448 Proof uncovered in Dillon, SC that Mexicans were here first~ http://www.thesouthoftheborder.com/ As you might expect, the place is a shithole.

Posted by: Mjdzfun at September 21, 2010 06:29 PM (DM6DH)

449 Â¿Why can't we all sit down, share some tacos and Tecates and just chill?

Posted by: Ines Sainz's Ass at September 21, 2010 06:34 PM (BP6Z1)

450 I pointed this out at the end of yesterday's 'No Creator' thread.

Posted by: Schwalbe at September 21, 2010 06:35 PM (OiSVC)

451 There were no Irish bars in Ireland until Carlos O'Charley emigrated to Ireland from Mexico.

Posted by: nohammernosickl at September 21, 2010 06:36 PM (Z/zYN)

452

...

In New Mexico, God help you if you refer to a person with a Spanish surname as a Mexican. They're "Spanish," meaning white.

Want them to really flip out? Ask if they're SURE they're not conversos, descended from either Moors or Jews who had to at least nominally convert after 1492. Many of the Spanish colonists were, even if they never inter-married with the Indians. The law in Spain itself continued to discriminate against them in favor of "Old Christians" well into the 19th century.

Posted by: Dave J. at September 21, 2010 06:49 PM (DCQ0q)

453 I don't even fucking know where to start.

Dear dumbest of dumbshits,

Mexico gave up all claims to California and other South Western States as part of a peace treaty with the United States of America (you know that country you are in charge of (cringe)). Treaties take precedence over all other laws in our country (the United States (just a reminder)).

The Mexicans that were defeated by the US were mostly Spanish-Europeans aided by a lot of native Aztecs and other South Western tribes who high tailed it across the border after the war was over. They picked sides and lost.

We have a legal process(that has been completely ignored for decades) for allowing citizens of foreign countries (even Mexicans) to come here and visit and work and even become US citizens.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 21, 2010 06:53 PM (IqfKc)

454 and now the reBUTal from an equally profound thinker!!1 http://tinyurl.com/yaaecd9

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 21, 2010 07:05 PM (2DxKT)

455 I'll bet Barry is fluent in Mexican

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2010 07:07 PM (RPaaC)

456 Yeah.....what that meat sack up there said...

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 21, 2010 07:08 PM (jOmPj)

457 The British and French, the Dutch and Spanish, to Mexicans, to countless Indian tribes. We all shared the same land," President Obama told the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

Yes, they all shared the same land and there were never any boundaries between European colonies and everyone lived in peace and harmony until the Americans showed up. Is that what the douche is trying to say?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2010 07:14 PM (RPaaC)

458

Ummmm, if Obama is going to lose in 2012, who is going to beat him? Sarah Palin? The goofiness of that proposition isn't even worthy of a LMFAO.

If you think that Obama would be beaten by just any Republican that runs, you're underestimating how good of a campaigner he is and how motivated rank and file Democrats are going to be after the GOP gains in 2010.

The simple fact of the matter is that the Republicans have no good presidential candidates. None. Romney? Is there anyone who thinks he's not a used care salesman type who will profess any issue position to win, and is willing to change his mind as polls change? Gingrich? The American people hate him. Hate. Seen the polls? Hell even conservatives don't like him much. He's a joke. Palin? That would be hilarious. She'd be lucky to get 40% of the vote. She's a genuinely stupid human being and the American people know it. And then there are the GOP governors. Wow, what a collection of sleep-inducing nothings.

But I do think it's cute that you really think a Republican is going to be the POTUS in 2013. Precious.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at September 21, 2010 07:37 PM (FRErk)

459 41 Just think how pissed off and petulant he will be when Palin is the one that boots him. SUICIDE WATCH TIME!

I'll be the watcher. Oh yeah, I'd love to watch that.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at September 21, 2010 07:41 PM (fuw6p)

460 "Just think how pissed off and petulant he will be when Palin is the one that boots him. SUICIDE WATCH TIME!"

Not a problem. I'll teach him how to be a superior ex-President. He'll be second guessing future POTUS's from the cheap seats quicker than you can say "Hola, mi amigo, Hugo."

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 21, 2010 08:08 PM (TcaE8)

461 I'll bet Barry is fluent in Mexican Austrian.

FTFY. Whatever, same shit, close enough for government work, eh?

Posted by: Zombie Emperor Maximilian at September 21, 2010 08:15 PM (DCQ0q)

462 <i>Say what you will,i get to see Michelle nekkid tonight.
Suck it you jealous fuckahs</i>

AIYEEE!!!

My eyes, my eyes!

Posted by: WH Butler at September 21, 2010 08:17 PM (yiBiw)

463

But I do think it's cute that you really think a Republican is going to be the POTUS in 2013. Precious.

No, what's precious--because it's truly, unselfconsciously, idiotically self-assured beyond description--is the idea that you think you can predict the 2012 race NOW. A week is an eternity in politics. Two years is way more than that. But please, feel free to keep thinking you've got this one in the bag.

What did Captain Wonderful say? Oh yeah: "this time, you've got me." How'd that work out for Jon Corzine, Creigh Deeds and Marcia Martha Coakley?

Posted by: Dave J. at September 21, 2010 08:23 PM (DCQ0q)

464 The descendants of Indians living, back then, within what is now the United States are Americans today. Mexicans haven't any right to this land.

BTW, Obama won't be going on any book promotion tour. Businesses he did favors for will pay him $10 million "speaking fees" for 30 minutes of bullshit and a little gladhanding; then they'll give him generous stock options for sitting on their boards and doing jack spittle. That's how it worked with Gore, that's how it worked with Clinton, that's how it'll work with Obama. He'll be a billionaire by 2018.

Posted by: Wilkey at September 21, 2010 08:31 PM (tBrQI)

465 The CIA created La Raza. It was in their covert training camps where they taught the early Beanistas to disassembly a silent spinning pinata in the dark of night while blindfolded.

Posted by: Speller at September 21, 2010 08:46 PM (qaOKJ)

466 "That's true. On the other hand, it is a little known fact that Low Riders were recently uncovered by archaeologists in the crypts of Yucatan pyramids." Wheelless lowriders, since they never got around to inventing the funny spinny things.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 21, 2010 09:02 PM (LFAxM)

467 I teenk Senor Obama likes the brown burritos

Posted by: Dr jeckle/Mr heckle at September 21, 2010 09:44 PM (lovya)

468 At his current rate of descent, Obama could lose a 50-state landslide to the rotting corpse of Millard Fillmore. Someone above mentioned that Clinton was in a similar position in 1994, yet rebounded and won re-election. Besides the Perot factor (which IMO got Billy Jeff elected in the first place), Clinton was able to compromise with the Pubs and steal the credit when the economy recovered. Do you really think that Obama is that clever? If the Pubs take the House AND Senate, Obama is instantly a lame duck. Instead of compromising, he'll retreat to his bunker or the golf course, veto everything in sight, and get trounced in 2012.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at September 21, 2010 10:37 PM (0Gn85)

469 an Vikings, an Irish Monks, an those slimy bastards from another freakin planet I happen to know about bein kep at Area 51 YO!

Posted by: Mudshark at September 21, 2010 10:37 PM (DlLyT)

470 Remarks by the President at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute's 33rd Annual Awards Gala

DonÂ’t ever believe that this election coming up doesnÂ’t matter. DonÂ’t forget who secured health care for 4 million children, including the children of legal immigrants. DonÂ’t forget who won new Pell Grants for more than 100,000 Latino students. DonÂ’t forget who fought for credit card reform, a new agency to protect consumers from predatory lending, and protections for folks who send remittances back home. DonÂ’t forget who cut taxes for working families. DonÂ’t forget who your friends are. No se olviden. DonÂ’t forget. (Applause.)
...
you and I will finish what we have started. We will make sure that America forever remains an idea and a place thatÂ’s big enough and bold enough and brave enough to accommodate the dreams of all our children and all our people for years to come. Si, se puede.

From the White House Press Release

Chupa mi Obama

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2010 10:52 PM (OIw0R)

471 More pulls from the speech:

ItÂ’s easier to grandstand. But I didnÂ’t run for President to do whatÂ’s easy. I ran to do whatÂ’s hard. I ran to do whatÂ’s right. And when I think something is the right thing to do, even my critics have to admit IÂ’m pretty persistent. I wonÂ’t let it go. They can call me a lot of things, but they know I donÂ’t give up. (Applause.)

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2010 10:58 PM (OIw0R)

472 ThereÂ’s no doubt the debate over how to fix [immigration] has been a fractured and sometimes painful one in this country. And letÂ’s face it, there are some who seek political advantage in distorting the facts and in dividing our people. WeÂ’ve seen it before. Some take advantage of the economic anxiety that people are feeling to stoke fear of those who look or think or worship differently -- to inflame passions between Â“usÂ” and Â“them.Â”

Never miss an opportunity for a shout out to the Muslims....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 21, 2010 11:06 PM (OIw0R)

473 We'll be here after we evict round eye.

Posted by: Zombie Mao at September 22, 2010 01:04 AM (UhGMa)

474 Have you ever herd of the Aztec or AztlÃ¡n, and the Nican Tlaca people? Obama has

Posted by: Saye at September 22, 2010 02:57 AM (o8hwj)

475 Couldn't have said it better, Ace.

Posted by: DefendUSA at September 22, 2010 03:19 AM (yIwYC)

476

But I do think it's cute that you really think a Republican is going to be the POTUS in 2013. Precious.

Perhaps you're not acquainted with the fact that your Golden Urkel now has a record - at least a record that the MSM cannot hide for him - and may be held accountable for his actions for the first time in his life.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 22, 2010 05:27 AM (r1OG3)

477 I agree with every word written so I won't call your mother this time.

Posted by: Mazzuchelli at September 22, 2010 09:07 AM (piR98)

478 And then what?

The next President continues our slide into unrepayable deficit in a optional war with Iran? Spies on us?

But it will be okay because it will be a white person with an R behind their name, right?

Posted by: Palooka at September 22, 2010 09:12 AM (aNlIg)

479

"Israel was there before islam or "Palestinians" were even an idea...."

Somehow i think i wont be hearing that from him.

Posted by: evil mongering neocon zionist crusader at September 22, 2010 09:49 AM (aywwB)

480 Face reality minions, Faux News is not real, quite repeating it and maybe Ace will grow, as this site could with out fascist authoritarian over sight.

Posted by: George W Bush at September 21, 2010 08:32 PM (PDcrx)

Dear, please go back to sucking cock for meth....or at least enough to pay for the rent on your room in the basement.

Posted by: Your Mama at September 23, 2010 02:10 PM (ZGdhe)

481

And by November 3rd, there are going to be so many balls swooshing around Democrat mouths, they're gonna be coughing up lottery numbers.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 21, 2010 08:14 PM (5I0Yr)

ROFLMAO!

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