1 BREAKING:  Gary Coleman dead at age 42.

That's what I'm talkin' bout!

2 I got nuthin'.

3 No TelePrompter

Godd#mmit where is my POPCORN!

4 As I posted below, if that's Charlie Crist, he's become The Creamsicle. 

Barry's stumbling all over his words. 

5 I wish a crazed James Carville would throw a tar ball at him. 

6 Burn in Hell Arnold Jackson !

7 Oh God... "the "top-kill method that the Fed Gov't authorized....Nobel Prize winning Physicist..." This ball-bag has the teleprompter speech memorized. A great leap forward for the guy.

8 assault on our shore and our people

Right BP is going mobilize troops next and ride the oil slick to shore.

9 Barky's going to put us all to sleep again.  Wonder if he'll take any questions. 

10 How do they convince themselves this guy is intelligent?  He sounds like a 12 year old.

11 How many times does the douche have to remind us "I'm the President".  Yeah, we know all too well, jackass.

12 Oh he's the president, damn didn't know that. Maybe he will act like one now that its been 5 fucking weeks.

13 Bet BP is really happy with that donation to Barry. 

How long till he blames Booooosh again?

14 assault on our shore and our people


He realizes that mommy earth made that pressurized zit right?
He realizes that mommy earth blew our gear to kingdom come when we came and tried to drain it right?
Obviously; this right after Iceland? We need to declare war on mom!

15 "BP is responsible !!!" ...ten seconds later... "The buck stops with me!!!" Sheeesh, it's amazing what a Nobel Prize winning orator can get away with these days....

16 The ecological devastation, and billions of oily dead animals, have, uh, ummm, captured the world's imagination.

17 13 How do they convince themselves this guy is intelligent?  He sounds like a 12 year old.

The same way they convince themselves that high taxes are an engine for prosperity - self delusion. 

This Administration's insatiable appetite for federal expansion is also "historic".

18

I left a historic Obama Action Figure in my toilet this morning.

19 Barry's inanity knows no bounds.

20 MiketheMoose, remember, he told us yesterday that in Hawaii (his *cough* home state *cough*) the ocean is "sacred".  Unlike the rest of the 57 states.

21 I can't watch this untruthful fuckstick.

22 I see BO liberated himself from the shackles of Big Teleprompter.

23 Oh fuck me running.  The douche wants us all to go to the beach again.  Get your big-eared ass back to Chi-town and let real men and women get the work done.

24 "You will not be left behind".

Thank Gaia it only took 5 weeks for you to consider that.

25 Now, I have to go on vacation after I make one last point.

26 BREAKING:  Gary Coleman dead at age 42.

That's what I'm talkin' bout!

Posted by: Willis at May 28, 2010 02:59 PM (G9Kdi)

Time to update the tagline: "That's what I'm rottin' about, Willis!"

Too soon?

27

Barack Obama is so effing lazy, I'm actually surprised he's not recycling these golden lines, with the canned laughter and applause machine at the ready:

"I'm busy and Nancy's busy with our mop cleaning up somebody else's mess --- we don't want somebody sitting back saying, you're not holding the mop the right way. (Applause.) Why don't you grab a mop, why don't you help clean up. (Applause.) You're not mopping fast enough. (Laughter.) That's a socialist mop. (Laughter and applause.) Grab a mop -- let's get to work."

28 *someone ask about Sestak and Rahmbo*

29

22

I left a historic Obama Action Figure in my toilet this morning.

 

You didn't fish it out?  Might be worth some money in a few years.

30 No questions.  And Crist couldn't get more orange if he tried. 

31 Even without the telepromter, he looks like he's watching a tennis match. Force of habit.

32 OT: Eric Erickson has confirmed that he is an absolute tool. http://goo.gl/EL16

33 Gary Coleman died? Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis now that we have Obamacare?

34

 Oh fuck me running.  The douche wants us all to go to the beach again. 

 

Heh!  For a second, I thought you were talking about me!  (But really it's not about me!)  Heh!

35

Are you packing the mud hole yet, daddy?

36 Where's TexasJoooo?  I want to revisit the question of Oblablah's culpability.

37 I continue to be mystified at this clown's rep as a great orator.

38

So, President B to the O goes 10 months without a press conference, takes 35 days to get to the disaster site, doesn't know if one of the higher ups was fired or resigned, takes his eye off the ball of the disaster to go raise money at the Getty House for Bab Boxer and half ass takes responsibility while still trying to blame Bush.

Gee, anyone wanna guess how the media would have reacted if this had been Bush.

39 "the "top-kill method that the Fed Gov't authorized....Nobel Prize winning Physicist..."

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 28, 2010 03:03 PM (7EDH5)

I forget: did Stephen Chu win a Nobel Prize in plugging the hole?

40

 

For a guy who has said we will "meet/face the challenges of our time/generation" a thousand fickin' times...

the only challenge Obama has met so far in his life was making his NCAA Tournament predictions...in which he was wrong.

41 In other news, I still don't give a rat's ass that Gary Coleman died.

42 Oh, look.  He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.  Idiot.  Maybe he'll carry one back as a souvenir for Malia. 

43 When Obama speaks, it's like we're doing a mind meld right thru the TV!

44

I forget: did Stephen Chu win a Nobel Prize in plugging the hole?

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2010 03:12 PM (7AOgy)

No, that was John Holmes.  John Holmes is the answer.

45

You didn't fish it out?  Might be worth some money in a few years.

At the rate we are going....it might actually be money in a few years.

46

 

Obama's Accomplishments While In Office

Obama swatted a fly once.

47 I said this earlier, but it bears repeating.  Rush pointed out  Obamba is scheduled for 3 hours with the peeps in LA., and the NY Times said that he his average round of golf takes 5 hours.  But he cares, so much... 

48 50 Oh, look.  He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.  Idiot.  Maybe he'll carry one back as a souvenir for Malia.

Which FWOTUS will mistake for a chocolate ball and eagerly consume.

Hilarity will not ensue.

49

Oh, look.  He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.  Idiot.  Maybe he'll carry one back as a souvenir for Malia. 

Nope - gift for the next head of state that visits the United States. Barack will sign it ---making it a collectors item.

50 The douche wants us all to go to the beach again. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2010 03:09 PM (UOM4

Amazing, isn't it, how much flak George W. Bush got for recommending to the American people that we go on with our daily lives after 9/11 -- the recommendation that got twisted into, "Everybody go shopping"?  And yet our illustrious and brilliant President Obama is literally telling everybody to just go vacationing....

51

 

"This isn't about me. This is about little Petie the pelican."

52 He's muttering under his breath, "Damn crackas.  I'll barely be back in Chicago in time for cocktails with Bill and the Rev."

53

55Hilarity will not ensue

I'd laugh my ass off. Until she came after me like those guys in Messin' With Sasquatch.

54 I forget: did Stephen Chu win a Nobel Prize in plugging the hole? Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2010 03:12 PM (7AOgy) No, that was John Holmes. John Holmes is the answer. Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 03:13 PM (1fanL) Look, I really didn't want to bring this up, but you're kind of forcing my hand here, so in the interest of full disclosure, yes, I won the Nobel Prize in "plugging the hole".

55 Hey, how about a travel plug for me?

56 #57  Amazing, isn't it, how much flak George W. Bush got for recommending to the American people that we go on with our daily lives after 9/11 -- the recommendation that got twisted into, "Everybody go shopping"?  And yet our illustrious and brilliant President Obama is literally telling everybody to just go vacationing....

While more oil comes onto the shores.

57

The response has been "historic"

Oh dear..

 

58

No, that was John Holmes.  John Holmes is the answer.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 03:13 PM (1fanL)

If we can't reanimate Zombie John Holmes, maybe we can send Ron Jeremy down there in a JIM suit.

59

Obama's Accomplishments While In Office

Obama swatted a fly once.

 

You stupid conservatard!  He didn't just swat the fly, he killed it dead with his ninja smart power-fu!  I was there!  That fly was dead, (snaps fingers) like that!  I know he could have brought the fly back to life if he wanted to, but you know our President is always thinking of ways to rid the world of pestilence, evil, and oil spills....

60 And yet our illustrious and brilliant President Obama is literally telling everybody to just go vacationing....


.....except in Vegas.   We still cant go to Vegas yet.... right???

61

 

Malisha knocked on the bathroom door this morning and poked her head in and said, "Daddy, why did Jack from LOST have to die?"

62

Are you packing the mud hole yet, daddy?

Posted by: Malia at May 28, 2010 03:11 PM (GwPRU)

What - its been 11 minutes and no one has fired off a Bawney Franks crack with that hanging change-up? I have been gone awhile - did Ace do another Banhammer III post while I was gone?

63 He'll bring the tar ball back to Malia as an example of what the evil oil corporations are doing to Gaia.  Right after he trots off solar-powered AF One.

64 OT: Eric Erickson has confirmed that he is an absolute tool.

http://goo.gl/EL16

Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2010 03:11 PM (VXBR1)

That's about par for Erickson. I am done with that idiot.

65 The response has been "historic".

Historic levels of stupidity on the part of the government.  BP wanted to use that top fill method on what?  Day one?

Now he's going on about how hard this is and it might be a bit of trial and error.

Well, when you don't have a clue on how to fix something I guess its all trial and error.

And right on cue, the MSNBC host/douche said Obama wanted to make sure people understand they aren't going to be left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina.

No, instead they will be left with oil covered beaches once the press looks the other way.

66

cross posted from other thread

Truly sad about gary coleman, and it IS too soon, but how could a head injury have killed him?  He wasn't that high off the ground.

67

 

Then Joe Sestak knocked on my bathroom door and poked his little head in and said, "Daddy, I'm scared there'll be an ethics probe."

 

68 Oh, look.  He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.  Idiot.  Maybe he'll carry one back as a souvenir for Malia. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2010 03:13 PM (UOM4

Black President.  Deep South.  Tar ball.  This cannot end well for MSNBC.

I am predicting that Chris Matthews will misspeak and call the tar ball a "tar baby" at some point today.

69

62 Hey, how about a travel plug for me?

I'm sorry.  Joe Biden has taken all of the other plugs I had to give.

70

Well, when you don't have a clue on how to fix ANYTHING something I guess its all trial and error.

FIFY

71 I'll bet Air Force One didn't even bother to power down the engines for this hurried photo-op.

72

Then Joe Sestak knocked on my bathroom door and poked his little head in and said, "Daddy, I'm scared there'll be an ethics probe."

Posted by: Pezident Boot at May 28, 2010 03:20 PM (uFokq)

An ethics probe in the mud hole the President just packed?  Sign me up!!!

73 Ya know, if I were a jihadi type, I'd be watching how all this shit unfolded with great interest. Great interest.

74 Is it over?  I watched a little of the first LA presser.  Won't do it again.

Says spill is an "assault on our shore and our people". I wish he would talk like that about Islamic terrorism.

What?  Like this?:  Homeland Security is deporting the son of the Hamas leader/terrorist thug.

"Exposing terrorist secrets and warning the world in my first book cost me everything.  I am a traitor to my people, disowned by my family, a man without a country.  And now, the country I cam to for sanctuary is turning its back."

Wondering (again) which side BO is really on.

75

 

Then Barney Frank knocked on my bathroom door, poked his little head in and said, "Daddy, will you help me push in my stools?"

I guess he owns a bar, or something.

76 Do you know what it's like to fall into the oil and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, that's a dumb question... skip that.

77

That's about par for Erickson. I am done with that idiot.

Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2010 03:19 PM (fwSHf)

Ace's post on this should be epic. 

It can now be called "Little Green Red State".

78 How is BP going to plug the hole with Barry's boot on their neck?

79 Obama keeps using that word "historic". I do not think it means what he thinks it means

80 56

Oh, look.  He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.  Idiot.  Maybe he'll carry one back as a souvenir for Malia. 

 

Naah, he's going to arrange tar balls in the shape of the cross, on the beach, with his head bowed in reflection...You know Democrats, if something worked once, they'll keep going back to the well...

81 Acck!  Sock!

82 Barry's response has not only been historic but it's been unexpected and unprecedented.

83

Arnold's dead?  My work is done.

84 If Jindal picked up a tar ball, would that be considered racist?

85 In the meantime, another U. S. soldier has lost their life in Afghanistan. 

Wait, what?  We're still at war?  The hell....

86

Then Barney Frank knocked on my bathroom door, poked his little head in and said, "Daddy, will you help me push in my stools?"

I guess he owns a bar, or something.

 

LOL!

87 And right on cue, the MSNBC host/douche said Obama wanted to make sure people understand they aren't going to be left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina.

Did they really say this?

88

That scrunt Peg Nooner finally is waking up to the fact that she helped elect a vapid stupid incompetant as Precedent. She's even figuring out that the jerk Kenyan  doesn't even give a shit about the USA.

I wonder how long it will take her to figure out why the Indonesian Imbeciles give a shit is broken. Good God, will she be asking for a birth cert too? Will she discover the God particle? Stay tuned!

89

If Jindal picked up a tar ball, would that be considered racist?

 

Only if it was a little "Baby" one.

90 10 Nobel Prize winning physicists don't know shit about stopping an oil leak.

Hell, they don't even know what light is.  Is it a particle?  Is it a wave?

We have no idea, but keep giving us more grant money!

91 42 Where's TexasJoooo?  I want to revisit the question of Oblablah's culpability.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 03:12 PM (1fanL)

Well, you caught me lurking.

I was mesmerized by the Oceaneering video of the dance of very slow moving ROVs down at the well.

92 Anyone heard from Rahm lately?  Since the booing in Israel (which I must admit, I loved)?

93

people understand they aren't going to be left alone and abandoned on roof tops

So...I should stay on the roof and watch for my rescue unicorn or get down and swim in the oil?

 

94

Posted by: incognito at May 28, 2010 03:22 PM (u6X4c)

 

Wow!  That's unbelievable.  Wow.  Speechless.

95 I said this earlier, but it bears repeating. Rush pointed out Obamba is scheduled for 3 hours with the peeps in LA., and the NY Times said that he his average round of golf takes 5 hours. But he cares, so much...

Posted by: runningrn channeling her inner Obama at May 28, 2010 03:14 PM (CfmlF)

May 26: "We will not rest until this well is shut, the environment is repaired and the cleanup is complete," Obama said, during a visit to California, ahead of his next trip to the Gulf Coast on Friday.

Know how seriously Obama takes this oil spill? This seriously (and remember, the spill began on April 20):

May 7: President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stepped out to DC's KOMI restaurant last night. KOMI, which "serves a set menu for $125, beginning with a series of mezzethakia, and progressing to more robust flavors, including pasta and a shared entree, followed by cheese and dessert," is called by Yelp users "harder to get into than heaven." Not so, if you're the first couple!

May 8: President Barack Obama is playing golf while his wife, Michelle, delivers a college commencement speech in Pine Bluff, Ark.  The president watched his daughter Malia play soccer Saturday before heading to the Fort Belvoir course to play golf.  Obama will take his speaking turn Sunday, delivering the commencement address at Hampton University in Virginia.

96 Go to yahoo and check out their picture for this.  Obama picture and Bush picture side by side.

97

 

Gary Coleman doesn't get a post at AoS?

for shame!

98 Is this incompetent boob even capable of making one single statement without blaming/mentioning Bush?  He's like a prissy middle schooler.

99 Oblablah's gonna collect all the tar balls, fashion them into the shape of a person, and try to trap The Wookiee in it.

100 Smug American libs will now spout that we must ban offshore drilling to save the planet.

Meanwhile, every other fucking country in the world that can drill offshore is doing so.

Leftists are the truly provincial ones-- convinced that what they see in front of them is the total Universe.

101 Hey, thanks for the traffic clusterfuck, shitheel! Now fly back to D.C. and get your fuckin' shinebox.

102 I knew how to stop the leak a month ago. I had it nailed down. Nailed. Down. Cold. But you know what, fuck you.

103

Says spill is an "assault on our shore and our people". I wish he would talk like that about Islamic terrorism.

Or the stream of uninvited criminals crossing the borders.

104 Black President. Deep South. Tar ball. This cannot end well for MSNBC. You aren't making any sense.

105

 Is this incompetent boob even capable of making one single statement without blaming/mentioning Bush?

I can't help that I like the Vajayjay.

106

Naah, he's going to arrange tar balls in the shape of the cross crescent and star, on the beach, with his head bowed in reflection...You know Democrats, if something worked once, they'll keep going back to the well...

Posted by: John Harwood at May 28, 2010 03:25 PM (CfmlF)

FIFY

107

Come to the beach, get an oil change while you're there!

 

We'll be giving away free tire pressure gauges too! 

108 Barry to New Orleans:  Put some ice on that.

109 Now fly back to D.C. and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 28, 2010 03:32 PM (RlQ8Z)

Did you know that tarballs are the main ingredient in Shinola?

I think we just solved the real purpose oif this trip..

110

Well, you caught me lurking.

I was mesmerized by the Oceaneering video of the dance of very slow moving ROVs down at the well.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2010 03:28 PM (N7Csh)

Didja hear Oblabla take responsibility?  And that article (or something) mentioning that disasters on land are primarily a local and state matter, while disasters in federal waters are a federal matter?

If you needed a fig leaf, there you go.

111

10 Nobel Prize winning physicists don't know shit about stopping an oil leak.

nobel prize winning precedents don't know shit about stopping an oil leak

112

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2010 03:33 PM (HjQr+)

 

Much better.  The check is in the mail.

113

Don't you dare say or think 'the Buck stops here'!

Don't think I don't know what you are thinking...

114 He's picking up a little tar ball in the video.

There's a fucking giant field of oil seeps right off the coast there. The balls are always there.

But I'm sure the media will educate America about that. Especially if some politician tries to abuse their coverage of him to bamboozle the people with some staged oil-ball event.

115 99 Anyone heard from Rahm lately?  Since the booing in Israel (which I must admit, I loved)?

Me, too.  Any video of that priceless scene?

Posted by: incognito at May 28, 2010 03:22 PM (u6X4c)

 Wow!  That's unbelievable.  Wow.  Speechless.

No shit.  I was poo-pooing the people who thought BoZo was a Manchurian candidate who had been trained since birth by Islamic extremists to destroy our country from within ... but ever since he became POTUS, I began to wonder if they were onto something. 

116 Where is the asshole going to hide when he gets kicked out of office? He has pissed off way to many people and its going to be hilarious when he gets what is coming to him.

117

Don't you dare say or think 'the Buck stops here'!

Don't think I don't know what you are thinking...

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at May 28, 2010 03:36 PM (9EUvT)

Nominate for Comment of the Thread.

118

If you needed a fig leaf, there you go.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 03:34 PM (1fanL)

I don't need a fig leaf,.

I can plug my own leak, as I used to demonstrate to many astounded observers back at summer camp.

119 #119 You're welcome. I've got to go back to work in my 8'  hole in the ground now.

120

I don't need a fig leaf,.

I can plug my own leak, as I used to demonstrate to many astounded observers back at summer camp.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 28, 2010 03:38 PM (N7Csh)

OK, but if you keep defending Oblabla, I might have to start calling you Captain Ed.

I assume the TexasJew on HotAir is you.  How many can there be?

121 The question Americans should be asking themselves is why does BP hate us?  How can we answer their grievances?

122

Thank you for watching The Vapid One® so we don't have to.

123 71 OT: Eric Erickson has confirmed that he is an absolute tool.

http://goo.gl/EL16

Posted by: Bugler at May 28, 2010 03:11 PM (VXBR1)

That's about par for Erickson. I am done with that idiot.

Posted by: robtr at May 28, 2010 03:19 PM (fwSHf)

I was done with that fat fuck and his merry band of tools over at Little Red Footballs long ago.  This kind of thing is just par for the course.

Get a load of what the regulars are doing to anyone in the comments section who happens to notice that Erickson has been lying scum over this matter.  That, too, is par for the course with that inbred gang of disturbed sycophantic fuckwits.

124

There's a fucking giant field of oil seeps right off the coast there. The balls are always there

Never been to a Louisiana beach, but Galveston is just lousy with them

125

The basic technology and methodology used by BP on this well blowout is 50 +years old. The only difference is the mile of water on top of the well. It might be a good idea to require a double or seperate borehole access for just such a purpose in the future, so that it doesn't take a month to get into the hole with mud and cement in case of a repeat. But being leftards, they will use it as an excuse to stop all drilling.

126

Anyone else get that "oh shit somethings very fucking wrong" feeling in their stomach when Barry is talking about this shit?  Yesterday he ordered NO MORE DRILLING OR EXPLORATION.

Not good folks.  This is cloward-piven being shoved down our throats.  Giant economic calamity? hey, lets intentionally shut down our oil industry!!

 

Food prices are going to spike like a motherfucker.  The human wrecking ball continues his historic mass murder of our nation

127

Sorry - I broke Gaia's Hymen. 

You can't put that shit back in place without a trip to Saudi Arabia or Jordan or some shit like that.  But this is all I'm going to say about it. 

 I took her Cherry and she loved it...but that's all I'll say. 

Except that it was like a Mile Deep and I'll just say that she'll never be the same.  Expect aftershocks. 

 I'm that good. 

 But enough about me drilling a hole in your Mother Earth.  Let's talk about plugging that hole back up. 

Then one I made.

Drilling your Mother like I drilled Niki Haley. 

But I'm through talking about that, too.

 

128 Then Barney Frank knocked on my bathroom house door, poked his little head in and said, "Daddy, will you help me push in my stools?"

For the record, I did not start this rumor.  (italics be gone!)

129 Did he actually say "the buck stops with me"?

'Cuz the 'Cuda used that last night when she broke the nightstick off in his ass:

Passing The Buck Doesn’t “Plug the D#*! Hole”
Yesterday at 8:01pm

Nearly 40 days in, our President finally addressed the American peopleÂ’s growing concerns about the Gulf Coast oil spill. Listening to todayÂ’s press conference, youÂ’d think the administration has been working with single-minded focus on the Gulf gusher since the start of the disaster. In reality, their focus has been anything but singular to help solve this monumental problem.

If the President really was fully focused on this issue from day one, why did it take nine whole days before the administration asked the Department of Defense for help in deploying equipment needed for the extreme depth spill site?

Why was the expert group assembled by Energy Commissioner Steven Chu only set up three weeks after the start of this disaster?

Why was Governor Jindal forced more than a month after the start of the disaster to go on national television to beg for materials needed to tackle the oil spill and for federal approval to build offshore sand barriers that are imperative to protect his stateÂ’s coastline?

Why was no mention of the spill made by our President for days on end while Americans waited to hear if he grasped the import of his leadership on this energy issue?

Why have several countries and competent organizations who offered help or expertise in dealing with the spill not even received a response back from the Unified Area Command to this day?

The President claimed that “this notion that somehow the federal government is somehow sitting on the sidelines and for the last three or four or five weeks we’ve just been letting BP make a whole bunch of decisions is simply not true.” But, in fact, that is how U.S. Coast Guard Commandant Thad Allen described the Obama administration’s approach to this crisis: “We keep a close watch.”

Listening to the President, you get the impression he is continually surprised by the inability of various centralized government agencies to get more involved and help solve problems. His lack of executive experience might explain this because he is apparently unaware that itÂ’s his job as a chief executive to make sure they do their jobs and help solve problems.

The fundamental problem at the core of this crisis is a lack of responsibility. (I risk the President taking my comments personally, but theyÂ’re not intended to be personal; my comments reflect what many others feel, and we just want to help him tackle this enormous spill problem.) ThereÂ’s a culture of buck-passing at the heart of this administration that has caused the tragedy of a sunken oil rig to turn into a potential disaster.

The 1990 Oil Pollution Act was drafted in response to the Exxon-Valdez spill in my home state. It created new procedures for offshore cleanups, specifically putting the federal government in charge of such operations. The President should have used the authority granted by the OPA – immediately – to take control of the situation. That is a big part of what the OPA is for – to designate who is in charge so finger-pointing won’t disrupt efforts to just “plug the d#*! hole.” But instead of immediately engaging with this crisis, our President chose to spend precious time on political pet causes like haranguing the state of Arizona for doing what he himself was supposed to do – secure the nation’s border. He also spent much time fundraising and politicking for liberal candidates and causes while we waited for him to grasp the enormity of the Gulf spill.

Now that the American people are calling him out on his lack of engagement with this disaster, the buck-passing is in full swing – and, unbelievably, his administration is still looking to blame his predecessor. Amazingly, even those of us who support energy independence for America are the brunt of some buck-passing.

He suggested today that a “culture of corruption” at the U.S. Minerals Management Service (MMS) was solely the previous administration’s responsibility and that the failure of the inspection system was a failure of that administration. That is false. The MMS has been his responsibility since January 20, 2009.

The MMS director who resigned today, Elizabeth Birnbaum, was appointed by his administration. And the most recent inspection of the oil rig took place a mere 10 days before the explosion – also very much on his watch, not President Bush’s.

The President is also now attempting to somehow distance himself from his administration’s recent decision to open a few areas of the continental shelf to oil and gas exploration. That’s unfortunate because America desperately needs our domestic oil and natural gas. We rely on it for our prosperity, security, and freedom. The President’s decision to open a few areas to offshore exploration was the right decision then; and unlike his quickly evolving position on energy development now, I continue to believe it’s the right decision today – because energy independence is in the long-term economic and security interests of the United States.

As I explained in an article in National Review last year, conventional sources like natural gas “can act as a clean ‘bridge fuel’ to a future when more renewable sources are available.” I do not, as the President mistakenly believes, think we can “drill, baby, drill” our way out of all of our troubles. As I have consistently stated, we need an “all of the above” approach to energy independence that combines conventional drilling with energy conservation and renewable-energy development. My record in Alaska clearly shows my commitment to this “all of the above” approach. Over 20 percent of Alaska’s electricity currently comes from renewable sources. As governor, I put forward a long-term plan to increase that figure to 50 percent by 2025, which is the most ambitious renewable energy target in the nation. I take great pride in helping to make Alaska, in the words of the New York Times, “a Frontier for Green Power,” even as we continue to embrace the need to “drill, baby, drill” at the same time.

Alaska can be that frontier for renewable energy only because our conventional oil and gas reserves provide us with “a bridge” to a greener energy future. In fact, Alaska has enough reserves of both oil and gas to help the United States cross that bridge – if only we are allowed to drill!

Please, Mr. President, hear me on this, if nothing else: if it’s your administration’s decision to suspend the leases of new oil field developments off the coast of Alaska in response to the Gulf’s deepwater spill, and you still remain committed to locking up ANWR and other oil-rich lands, please know you are making a mistake. Unless we continue to drill here and drill now, we risk digging ourselves deeper into the hole created by our continued dependence on foreign energy – which often comes from regimes that care nothing for our prosperity or security, and even less for global environmental safety.

We need affordable, reliable, secure, environmentally-sound, and domestically-produced energy, but this administration continues to lock up federal land filled with huge energy reserves. If there is to be a moratorium on offshore development, then it’s time we stop ignoring our safest options for domestic development – places like ANWR and NPR-A in my home state of Alaska.

And it’s time for the administration to stop passing the buck and get control of the disaster in the Gulf. There’s a reason why Harry Truman had that famous sign on his desk. The “buck stops” with the occupant of the Oval Office. When the American people elected President Obama they gave him responsibility to handle this disaster. He promised to “heal the earth, and watch the waters recede...” or something far-fetched like that. It was unbelievable then, it’s impossible now, but what I believe he meant was that he promised to be held accountable. With all due respect, Mr. President, you have a huge job in front of you. We hope you’re learning. Please learn that we must have domestic energy development, you must stop looking backward and blaming Bush, and we must all work together to “plug the d#*! hole.”

- Sarah Palin

130 OBAMA LIED, GARY COLEMAN DIED!!!!

It's only a matter of time before someone on MexcramentNBC says that if Obamacare was in place, he'd still be around.

131 I stepped in a little tar on Hilton Head a couple of weeks ago.  Tar balls are on plenty of beaches.  Maybe not in Hawaii.  But they do have a nice black sand (volcanic) beach on the Big Island.

Hope Nobel Prize winning Barry doesn't try to come up with some grand plan to plug Kilauea.

132 "... and when this country passes ObamaCare, Gary Coleman will rise up and walk!"

C'mon, guys - it trumps Christopher Reeve references.

133 99 Anyone heard from Rahm lately?  Since the booing in Israel (which I must admit, I loved)?


I'm thinking that Odumbo sent him out of town so he wouldn't have to listen to him after he threw him under the bus for the Sestak fiasco.

134

Oil is eveil and bad and republican.  And it's drilled for by coporations.  Which are evil and bad.  Bad bad bad crisis OMG OMG OMG WE"RE ALL DOOOOOOMED!

 

Save us Barry! 

135 He won't leave you trapped on rooftops like Bush did during Katrina? Let me get this straight. It's now ,what, 39 days? He comes now? Wow Bush took 3 days? It would have been sooner if Mayor "chocolate city' and Blank stare Blanco hadn't kept Bush out. Don't think I can take much more of this crap.

136

What, you mean that was oil, not black tar heroin?  Rahm, tell them to stop collecting that stuff for my stash....

137

OK, but if you keep defending Oblabla, I might have to start calling you Captain Ed.

I assume the TexasJew on HotAir is you.  How many can there be?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 03:40 PM (1fanL)

I'm not defending him. I never have. I'm just saying that expecting a dumb piece of crap like that to prevent this sort of disaster is ridiculous. He's doing enough of a knock-up job destroying our nation. Let's not ascribe supernatural powers to that incompetent. And yes, I remember the bullshit about Bush during and after Katrina. It definitely is a nice thing to see that shoe on the other foot.

And yes, that's me on HA. I like to write posts there calling them a bunch of squishes.I've been over there for years, on and off.

It fun to slap around the Eeyores at HA. I just posted one on their "Drill Baby Drill" bullshit.

Since I'm self-employed and consulting, I have more time to piss away than most folks, I guess.

138

Anyone else get that "oh shit somethings very fucking wrong" feeling in their stomach when Barry is talking about this shit?  Yesterday he ordered NO MORE DRILLING OR EXPLORATION.

President Barack Obama is playing golf while his wife, Michelle, delivers a college commencement speech in Pine Bluff, Ark. 

 

In addition to that "Never let a good crisis go to waste" motto, I think Barry also embraces the "Never let a good crisis get in the way of your golf game."

FWIW, Michelle Obama is being dispatched to campaign for Harry Reid (something that was emailed to me from The Tea Party Express).  They're bringing out the "Big Guns"--those fabulous, toned arms.  Watch out, Nevada!

139 Does this mean the Administration won't have to use any Unicorn Skittles to plug the hole?

140 Nobel Prize winning physicists don't know shit about stopping an oil leak. Posted by: Dr. Spank

Correction please.  Nobel Prize winning physicists used to know shit now it's just political kabuki theater.

141 2 slightly o/t things that made me smile

I got passed on the highway today by a big gas-guzzling Ford Expedition, he had a "Stop the Drilling" sticker on the back.  Would've got a picture for FailBlog but the guy was really booking it.

If you go to the Greenpeace website, click on the Get Involved tab, underneath the donate and volunteer links is an option for "Get a Real Job". heh

142 Remember the tar monster that got Tasha Yar? It turned out to be the embodiment of evil. Keeps coming to mind. I wonder why?

143

_{FWIW, Michelle Obama is being dispatched to campaign for Harry Reid... Watch out, Nevada!}

"The Bucket stops, here!"

 

144 There's no question that Barry O'bama the irishman will use this oil spill to push his 'green energy' agenda and start costing SERIOUS American jobs.  It's like that assclown Woody Allen said, he just needs to appoint himself dictator for a couple years so he can fix everything.

145

Obama said: "We will not rest until this well is shut, the environment is repaired and the cleanup is complete."

...he's heading to Chicago for a three day weekend

Obama also said: "We will not rest until we find all who were involved and hold them accountable" (referring to the undi-bomber.

...he was actually in Hawaii when he said that..and right after he did, he went golfing

Obama said: "I will not rest until anybody who's looking for a job can find one,"

...the next day he went to the GW/Oregon St football game

..and Obama said" "We will not rest until we reach a day when not one single veteran falls into homelessness,"

..and he then went golfing the next day

I guess Bammie ain't too clear on the concept

146 The USCG flew over 25,000 sorties picking up those stupid sonsofbitches who refused to leave before the hurricane hit. Many of these were conducted at great risk to rescuers. (You can go watch videos of this at the Discovery Channel, IIRC.) The undying idiocy of the MFM never ceases to amaze me.

147

 

What's the latest on that phony tea party candidate in Nevada?

148 144 I go there too, now and then, to rain on their parade. I keep asking allah to come out of the libtard closet.

149

He won't leave you trapped on rooftops like Bush did during Katrina?

This doesn't even make sense on a literal level. There are so many things wrong with this statement, you could write a paper on it.

150 STFU already!


Posted by Sic Willie

Fogle-

You neglected to mention this quote from my article encouraging the governor to resign:

“Make no mistake, Bauer is a disaster waiting to happen. In fact, my baby daughter is a few days away from being born, and she’s already more mature than Andre Bauer ever was or ever will be at any point in his life.

On top of that, Bauer has never done anything but pay lip service to the taxpayers of this state.”

In other words, youÂ’re an idiot Â… but by all means continue to talk about me and link to my website.

-FITS

I bet Bauer is behind this-SiM

_{Not a link to Bill Folks}

151 I will not rest, - unless I'm tired.

152 Presnit Slappy McTarball

Now that's some funny shit right there.

153 Go to yahoo and check out their picture for this.  Obama picture and Bush picture side by side.

Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2010 03:31 PM (oVQFe)

Do you have a link?  I can't find it.

154
shit.. link is to Folks! sorry
..It's the latest comment here.

155 Barney Frank just showed up claiming expertise in plugging holes.

156

HahHAhahhahah hehehahahehehahahahHAHA!!

157 Re: Tarballs. Now all we need are feathers and a rail.

158
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU  won't this guy just go the eff away.

159 He won't leave you trapped on rooftops like Bush did during Katrina? MSNB not only ignores the center-right demographic, it actively seeks to drive them away.

160 Would it be racist to call Barry President Fluffy McTarballs?

161 This just in Barry's lawyer said Barry did nothing wrong

White House Counsel Robery Bauer on Friday rejected claims that Pennsylvania Rep. Joe Sestak was offered a top administration job in return for dropping his Democratic primary challenge to Sen. Arlen Specter.

In a memo released by the White House, Bauer says his office has "concluded that allegations of improper conduct rest on factual errors and lack a basis in law," and runs through the various potential positions that have been reported to have been offered to Sestak, who defeated Spcter for the Senate Democratic nomination earlier this month.

I'm sure this is good enough for the MFM.

162

He sounds like a pitchman.

His real name is Barack "ShamWow" Obama and he has been selling knockoffs, fake Rolex watches, false promise, and eternal hope with a barrage of serial lies, obfuscation of fact, and demonstrable ill will towards America and the American people along with his acolytes in the liberal media.

 

 

163 Waiting for Sestak to come down the Capital steps and make a statement.  Axelrod and Clinton seen holding string on either side of steps.

164 Would it be racist to call Barry President Fluffy McTarballs?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2010 04:12 PM (UOM4

Preznit Br'er McTarbaby?

165 FUBAR.  Lol.

166

What really pisses me off is the narrative that the Bush admin was responsible for the NO Katrina debacle..

..I'm not talking about who say he caused GW, which in turn, caused the hurricane

He had the resources in place..and had to wait for Blanco to come out of her hysterics to give the OK to send in the guard with their equipment and resources..

They had sveral days warning to get the fuck out ofthere..they had hundreds of buses and a plan in place to use them in just such a case..and that fucking idiot Nagin for some reason pull the trigger..

..and no one in the corrupt media made mention of the fact that three days after Katrina hit, Nagin went to Dallas for several days to look at houses.

...not to mention as noted above, the CG made thousands of sorties risking their own lives to rescue government-dependent losers who shpould have gotten the fuck out days ago

167

He won't leave you trapped on rooftops like Bush did during Katrina

I can't stand these cocksuckers...one last time:

New OrLeans: NOT FEDERAL JURISDICTION!!!

Gulf oF Mexico: IS FEDERAL JURISDICTION

The Horizon's lease to Drill...granted from the FEDS!! or should I say FEDERALIS!!

Head espolding in 3..2...

 

168 Barack "ShamWow" Obama

I don't care who ya are...that shit's funny right there.

I wonder if he beats up hookers too.

169 He is never questioned about permits not being issued, award given to bp, his cash from bp, the latest haliburton contract awarded without contest.

how convenient that  saudi arabia is connected to bp.

how saudi arabia wants us dependent on their oil.

how he went to coal mine "accident", but nary a trip to Nashville floods.

This guy is a tar baby crook.  Shore Bank will bring him down, if anyone would do the work.
Issa (arab) is serving as a distraction with Sestak.  Nothing will come of this for years if ever....Shore Bank is the answer.

170

Oh he's the president, damn didn't know that. Maybe he will act like one now that its been 5 16 fucking weeks months.

FIFY.

171

I wonder if he beats up hookers too.

Posted by: Sponge at May 28, 2010 04:18 PM (UK9cE)

Vince Shlomi claims to be the only spokesman for ShamWow, and claims Barack Obama is deceitful and dishonest in his pitch.  Vince also claims Obama has consorted with hookers, and on one occasion, pumped up Orca with the Black Mamba to save her life.

172

BREAKING:  Gary Coleman dead at age 42.



Was it the Gooch ?

173

If I Leased a building in which none of the smoke detectors or sprinklers worked...wouldn't I be responsible as well as the lesee if peoples were killed?

 

174 left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina

Nope, they will be left with a govt bureaucrat yelling from a helicopter that their request to swim to land has not been approved by the administration yet.

175 I do not love his nuts.

176 left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina

Maybe this is a dumb question, I don't know:  What the fuck are they doing on the roofs?

177 Are the tar balls turning into tar monsters?

178

His real name is Barack "ShamWow" Obama and he has been selling knockoffs, fake Rolex watches, false promise, and eternal hope with a barrage of serial lies, obfuscation of fact, and demonstrable ill will towards America and the American people along with his acolytes in the liberal media.

 

Posted by: Fish at May 28, 2010 04:13 PM (M5t+h)

He better keep his hands off lace wigs!

179 "164 HahHAhahhahah hehehahahehehahahahHAHA!! Posted by: Todd Bridges at May 28, 2010 04:06 PM (pr+up)" Oh man, I'm going to Hell for laughing at that.

180 185 left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina

Maybe this is a dumb question, I don't know:  What the fuck are they doing on the roofs?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 04:26 PM (1fanL)

hehe, really...is the oil flooding the streets of N.O. already??

 

181

Joe Sestak is lying like Bill Clinton did when he said he was counseling Monica Lewinsky who needed his help as a mentor

How does getting you cock sucked translate into mentoring?

 

 

182 Dammit.

183

Sestak: Yeah, I am totally awesome.

Clinton: I knew you'd say that.

184 Jeez..that Sestak is a fucking slimeball

185 Sestak has been saying for months he was offered a job.  Now he's ducking and spinning and talking about what a swell guy Bubba is. 

He's as slimy as Barry's souvenir tar ball.

186 Oh man, I'm going to Hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: Eric Erickson at May 28, 2010 04:28 PM (VXBR1)

You?? I wrote it...s'all good. gives me a chance to catch up with Dana Plato as well..man she was the hawt in crazy chick sorta way.

 

187

Sestak is beyond nervous here.  Reporters should see this and go for it.  This guy is acting very strange today intentionally carrying his jacket over his shoulder for the last 5 hours.  His speech patern screams "oh shit!! run!!! i've really fucked up here!!! panic!!!"

strange press conference

188

I can't stand these cocksuckers...one last time:

New OrLeans: NOT FEDERAL JURISDICTION!!!

Gulf oF Mexico: IS FEDERAL JURISDICTION

The Horizon's lease to Drill...granted from the FEDS!! or should I say FEDERALIS!!

Head espolding in 3..2...

Posted by: dananjcon at May 28, 2010 04:18 PM (pr+up)

I'm reading Karl Rove's book and he tells of how Bush was so frustrated with Gov. Blanco's refusal to ask him to Federalize the Katrina response that he came within a hair's breadth of declaring Louisiana "in a state of insurrection" so that he could take over the response and use Federal troops without violating the Posse Comitatus Act.

Bush also got sick and tired really fast of Mayor Nagin saying that the post-hurricane response was the Governor's responsibility and her saying it was the Mayor's responsibility.  They were a pair of useless fucks.

189 He could see Barry and Rahm's goons lurking nearby.

190 He won't leave you trapped on rooftops like Bush did during Katrina?



Of course not, because he'll swoop down in his Air Wolf chopper like Jan Michael Vincent and save everyone.

What you basically had there were people too fat lazy and stupid to walk a couple of miles to high ground despite repeated warnings that a Cat 5 storm was bearing down on them over a period of several days.

There was a time that would have been called natural selection.

191 "you are not alone"

That's right, big brother is always watching.  Or at least ceiling cat is watching you.

192

Jesus, Rahm is a man w/out a country, no? The Israelis taunt and mock him. O sure doesn't want to see his face back near the Oval.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

193 193 Jeez..that Sestak is a fucking slimeball

Posted by: beedubya at May 28, 2010 04:31 PM (AnTyA)

You know, I'm not ex-military so maybe I shouldn't speak to this but what is it with these guys who served but seem to have no moral compass; Sestak, Murtha, Kerry, Spector etc. etc. what happened to these guy?? Pencil neck, college douchbags I get and couldn't care less. But the military guys...that bugs me.

 

194

Says spill is an "assault on our shore and our people".

And you know who assulted America's shores and her people? Capitalism!

The response has been "historic". Of course, every time he sneezes he thinks it's historic.

This is, in fact, the first time in our nation's history that a Pacific President has responded to an oil rig disaster in the Gulf of Mexico that left eleven people dead.

Just called it "a man made catastrophe". Is that like a "man caused disaster".

Global War on Hydrocarbons, anyone?

Ah, here's his "I feel your pain bit"..."you are not alone". The media will leave you at some point but I won't.

Yeah, just be patient if that website crashes.

195 Oil spill? Never heard of it.

196

Wiki:  Though he achieved the rank of Vice-Admiral (three stars), Sestak left the Navy before he had been a Vice Admiral long enough to be able to retire at that rank. He retired at the lower rank of a two star Rear Admiral (upper half).

Sestak was booted from the Navy for.....?

197

Somethings very wrong here.  Cavuto's interview with Cummings was ??  Everyone is acting like their mom just kicked open the door while they were jacking off. 

The answers are akin to 'waka waka waka ..uhhh yeah you caught me please don't make me look even worse by asking another question'

 

I'm wierded out.  Everyone is acting like this now.  wow the words out.  Obamas guilty as hell

198

Bush also got sick and tired really fast of Mayor Nagin saying that the post-hurricane response was the Governor's responsibility and her saying it was the Mayor's responsibility.  They were a pair of useless fucks.

Posted by: stuiec at May 28, 2010 04:34 PM (7AOgy)

The Image of the flooded, parked school buses is engrained in my head, always will be.

 

199 Ben Stein is having none of Sestak's story.   Came right out and said he thinks he's lying.

200 There was a time that would have been called natural selection.

Posted by: Blazer at May 28, 2010 04:37 PM (t72+4)

Preach it brutha.

 

201 "211 Ben Stein is having none of Sestak's story.   Came right out and said he thinks he's lying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2010 04:46 PM (UOM4 "

Well, he's got company, Hannity just came right out and said the same thing.

202 Re Katrina.  There were also Amtrak cars available.  Nagin never called for their use.  He was about as useful as tits on a bull. 

203 duh: they were all Officers.

red,
who retired as an E-4.
(no shit. %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2010 04:44 PM (d1FhN)

Thank you for clearing that up for me...makes total sense now.

 

204

Everyone is acting like their mom just kicked open the door while they were jacking off. 

Posted by: Little Orenthal at May 28, 2010 04:44 PM (9vQ7f)

SnapDragon was bragging about that subject last week.  He's not even a closet masturbator, but a public braggart about the act.  Shameful.

 

 

205 What is the most troubling is that they feel that the populous has to accept whatever they say.  That is troubling, they do not expect to be challenged on this at all.   The expect it to be gone by Monday. 

although, if he's being deposed this weekend, this would make a nice cover.

206 Preach it, Ben Stein.  Spot on.

207

Sestak was booted from the Navy for.....?

Posted by: Fish at May 28, 2010 04:43 PM (M5t+h)

Uh?...tickle parties??

208 I haven't read all the responses, trying to keep my head from exploding... Did he mention he was shutting down all off shore drilling past 500 feet effective immediately? I read somewhere that 1000's of people in the oil industry will be laid off.. I am trying to find confirmation on this.

209 Let me be clear, the oil is acting stupidly.

210
Gulf oil + Sestak = 75 more Republican seats in Congress.

211 219 de nada.... its all part of the free service:

"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear considerable watching." Army Officers Guide.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 28, 2010 04:49 PM (d1FhN)

Its like when my boss tries running his buisness, fucks everything up, then passes the buck to me to fix and make nice-nice. Hay...maybe I can get a job in Oblahblah's WH...as a fixer!

 

212 Posted by: grandma allie at May 28, 2010 04:51 PM (5xNF7)

but, but aren't the russians and chinese drilling right off the coast of florida...can he shut them down too?

Can he legally shut any of them down, maybe that is why that woman was fired, she wouldn't be a party to the wholesale destruction of the industry?

213

Ok, I'm outtie...off to the Yaankee's game(had to take a second mortgage)

9.00 beers!! WTF!

  

214 Worst black president ever.

215

@221 He mentioned it during opening remarks at yesterdays presser.  I wasn't aware he was a full-blown dictator.  Where is the press?  Checks and balance huh?

He also ordered shit closed in alaska too, along with all exploration.  Dude.

Hugo Chavez wouldn't be that fucking stupid

216 Well, since everything always ties in somehow, didn't he say something at west point about times when his power is absolute or something like that.  Even my lib/dem friends were like "what????" on that one.

217 obama thinks he can do anything he wants.. Wish someone would slap that POS down.. JUST ONCE!

218 I can understand how Barry can order Interior not to issue leases, or to slowroll the process, but how can he order a business to stop working on a lease already issued?  Do they get a refund?

219

No questions.

Jesus Christ took questions, but he was only Jesus Christ.  Barack, he's a big eff'n deal. 

220

how can he order a business to stop working on a lease already issued?


He can't.  But until the GM bankruptcy, secured creditors got priority in banko proceedings, too.

That right there, my friends, was the end of the rule of law.

221 Drew the number of people killed by assaulting islamic terrorists last year pales in comparison to the number of Americans killed by their fellow Christians 15000 most of whom would be identified as Christians (not perfect just forgiven by being cleansed in the blood of Jesus_

222 I'm just glad President Toonces isn't coming to Hawaii to "Not Rest". Let Chi-town have the additional traffic woes.

223 That was even more retarded and nonsensical than normal, ergie.

224

Ok, I'm outtie...off to the Yaankee's game(had to take a second mortgage)

9.00 beers!! WTF

You could always smuggle in the airplane size bottle of booze up your anus

225 I was waiting for an ending along the lines of:

"And remember......pause for effect
When you vote.......pause (look side to side)
Vote OFTEN........pause (tilt head up, chin out)
And vote DEMOCRATIC! (BIG smile - bask in applause - they LOVE you!)

226 Re Katrina.  There were also Amtrak cars available.  Nagin never called for their use.  He was about as useful as tits on a bull. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2010 04:47 PM (UOM4

Correct.  An Amtrak special train went out of New Orleans almost empty because Nagin hadn't declared a mandatory evacuation before it left.  Although the New Orleans disaster preparedness plan specified a mandatory evacuation at 72 hours before predicted landfall of a hurricane of that magnitude, Nagin didn't order one until less than 24 hours before landfall -- and then only after President Bush called to beg him to do so.  The reason for the delay?  Nagin was worried that hotels and restaurants might sue the city for lost business if he ordered a mandatory evacuation and the hurricane didn't hit.

And New Orleans reelected this dope.

227 But the military guys...that bugs me.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 28, 2010 04:41 PM (pr+up

John F'n Kerry, John Murtha, Wesley Clark,

228 There are two things he has done 'on time':
Tee times
NCAA Tournament picks

Everything else? Whenever he pleases.

229

You could always smuggle in the airplane size bottle of booze up your anus

..or in Andy Sullivan's case, the 750 ml size

230

There are two things he has done 'on time'

Let's be fair. He led people in spiritual respectful acceptance in a timely fashion around the winter solstice special days.

231 Do you have a point Georgie or are the hallucinogens just kickin' in  ??

232

 MSNBC host/douche said Obama wanted to make sure people understand they aren't going to be left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina. Idiot.

Fucked Faced Idiot.

233 MSNBC host/douche said Obama wanted to make sure people understand they aren't going to be left alone and abandoned on roof tops like in Katrina. Idiot.

Fucked Faced Idiot.

Posted by: Bush Admin at May 28, 2010 05:52 PM (r0u40)

Barry just get let a minute go by without taking a shot at Bush. He doesn't realize that the campaign is long over and the asshole needs to start acting like the president and not some immature little prick. Although being an immature little prick is very natural for him.

234

Barry just get let a minute go by without taking a shot at Bush.

An oversight, culpability for which can be traced to his predecessor.

235 Obama wouldn't know empathy if it hit him in the face. Any number of things including his inappropriate response before announcing the FT Hood massacre made that quite clear. Obama is a grade A narcissist-and probably a malignant one.

236 Second look at the tarball!

237 MSNBC host/douche? Why not limit it down to less than a dozen candidates.

238 This fucker is really getting old fast. And Rasmussen had him with huge bounce today.

239

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