February 10, 2010

Obama Summons America's Greatest Economist to White House to Discuss Jobs, Economy
— Ace

That economist? The Rev. Al Sharpton, of course.

President Obama will discuss jobs and the economy with black leaders tomorrow, including the Rev. Al Sharpton.

Now, I'm lying; he didn't summon Sharpton there, and I doubt he'll even listen all that much. He's trying to firm up support in the black community, which still supports him at 90% levels, but is hurting more than other groups in this recession.

I don't know if this is really a story at all.

But I'll pile on anyway.

Thanks to EdwardR.

Posted by: Ace at 10:06 AM | Comments (43)
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Also in tomorrow's meeting will be Benjamin Jealous, President of the NAACP, Marc H. Moiral, President and CEO of the National Urban Leavue, and Dr. Dorothy I Height, chairwoman of the National Council of Negro Women. 


Reverends, Presidents, Chairwomen, why it's a regular nexus of racism there. 


Posted by: pep at February 10, 2010 10:10 AM (0K3p3)

2 Wow, that really is my name.

Posted by: Ben Jealous at February 10, 2010 10:11 AM (+zo63)

3 What about me?

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at February 10, 2010 10:14 AM (YCVBL)

4 With that brain-trust together, what could go wrong? Have any of these people actually created a non-governmental job before? (Besides paying people to picket companies for protection money.)

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 10, 2010 10:15 AM (muUqs)

5

I want to cut his nuts off again.

Posted by: Jessuh Jackson at February 10, 2010 10:16 AM (f7A+e)

6 Huh.  Blacks are suffering disproportionately in this economy?  Who knew Obama was racist and hates black people?

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 10, 2010 10:17 AM (pZEar)

7 High style points.  Nothing will get done.  Pretty much the definition of this term.

Posted by: CUS at February 10, 2010 10:20 AM (wOGfT)

8 Captain Phil Harris from The Deadliest Catch died, so there's a job opening.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 10, 2010 10:23 AM (muUqs)

9 Barack Obama doesn't care about black people.

Posted by: Kayne West at February 10, 2010 10:23 AM (+zo63)

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and Dr. Dorothy I Height, chairwoman of the National Council of Negro Women.

Will they be using their negro dialects at this summit?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 10, 2010 10:25 AM (1Jaio)

11 The Rev Al should talk Obama into changing his hairstyle to "The Sharpton".

Posted by: alppuccino at February 10, 2010 10:26 AM (NzVSB)

12 Obama will discuss jobs and the economy with black leaders tomorrow, including the Rev. Al Sharpton I can't wait to hear the Sharptonian Theory of Aggregate Demand and his exegesis on bimetallism. Boy.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 10, 2010 10:27 AM (AZGON)

13 Sure-fire guarantee that they are up to no good. Obama needs people there that are stupider than him.

Posted by: bill-tb at February 10, 2010 10:27 AM (y+QfZ)

14 Obama needs people there that are stupider than him.

Fat chance.

Posted by: alppuccino at February 10, 2010 10:30 AM (NzVSB)

15

I would say en fuego! about your posting speed, but I deeply suspect you write these out beforehand and line them up for posting. And if I deeply suspect this, it goes without saying that I really should spend my time pondering more important things. So OK, maybe deep was too strong of a word.

Anyway, as a conservative, I deeply appreciate Al Sharpton's affiliation with the Dummycrat party.

Posted by: agnostica at February 10, 2010 10:32 AM (gbCNS)

16 If Al Sharpton is so damn smart on economics, why isn't he selling replica watches?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 10, 2010 10:43 AM (xxgag)

17

Jealous Moiral Height. 

Come on, what are their real names?

Posted by: Captain America at February 10, 2010 10:47 AM (w41GQ)

18 Sharpton's rhetoric has often brought tears to his audience. What you can't tell from watching TV is that his breath is making their eyes water.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 10, 2010 10:50 AM (w41GQ)

19 I turned a pound of shit into a publicity gold mine, but when Obama wants economic advice from blacks, nobody thinks about me. I think they might be jealous.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at February 10, 2010 10:50 AM (YCVBL)

20 Frankly, I would want to have Sharpton's financial advice. Barry: So Al, how is it you make all this money, yet you're just a minister? Al: Shake down whitey for his cash, or you call him racist. Do the name-calling on national television, it really helps. Barry: That's what I have been doing. Al: Well, then it must be my hair.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 10, 2010 10:51 AM (AZGON)

21

They are planning the................

Barack The Magical Negro Mystery Tour

Posted by: solitary knight at February 10, 2010 10:52 AM (JmTSd)

22 summoning Doctor Kevorkian for help on health care summoning Ahmedinajad for advice on interfaith relations and gay rights summoning Joe Biden for lessons on class & decorum

Posted by: negentropy at February 10, 2010 10:53 AM (27KAF)

23 What's the deal? Obama has ACORN to shake down business for profit and jobs. Whoops.

So I guess that explains the consult with Sharpton et al.

And O'Reilly... next time you bring that buffoon on your set for a "debate," I'm switching over to a test pattern for the rest of the week. In fact let's make that a standing rule.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 10, 2010 10:54 AM (swuwV)

24
Al Sharpton to head NASA.
President Obama says Al Sharpton will lead a NASA effort to "let a brother walk on the moon" in a Godzillion dollar program to end white liberal guilt. Several White House aides say yes, Rev Al is a rocket scientist.

Posted by: Katie Coric's colon at February 10, 2010 10:56 AM (Oxen1)

25 Is it just me, or is O'Reilly actually a two-faced crusty toad addicted to navel-gazing? I wouldn't want to hear any spin on this.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 10, 2010 10:56 AM (AZGON)

26 So I guess Jesse has lost his seat at the table.  One down...

Posted by: whatever at February 10, 2010 11:02 AM (XIXhw)

27

What's on the menu?

Posted by: NBC Executive at February 10, 2010 11:05 AM (GwPRU)

28

Marc H. Moiral, President and CEO of the National Urban League

Morial was the former Mayor of New Orleans, who turned it into a shithole even before Ray Nagin.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 10, 2010 11:06 AM (ujg0T)

29

"President Obama says Al Sharpton will lead a NASA effort to "let a brother walk on the moon" in a Godzillion dollar program to end white liberal guilt."

Now if we could just send him and his minions out into space permanently....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 10, 2010 11:07 AM (ujg0T)

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If I were Obama, I'd have Sharpton et al. organise counter-protests at every scheduled Tea Party event. I'd try to start physical fights. I'd want "tea party race riot" to be the headline across the nation every week until November. I'd make it impossible for any conservative to walk out of doors in large groups.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 10, 2010 11:14 AM (9Sbz+)

31 Barry's just getting 'his people' in line for the next election cycle.  Watch for comments regarding "increased hiring of MINORITIES" in future pronouncements from Mount Olympus.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 10, 2010 11:22 AM (ZQBnQ)

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I can see the conversation now:

Al: Okay hereÂ’s what you do Mr. President. You get a bunch of your people together and picket. Make sure the press cover it. When the Press have put enough pressure on you get a meeting with The Man. At the meeting you tell The Man to give you some money or you will do this every day for a year. The Man coughs up the cash. Unmarked bills, nothing over a fifty.You give half to your people and keep half for yourself. Move on to the next place. Sweet and it works almost every time.

Barry: But Al IÂ’m The Man!

Al: Oh yeah. Well I canÂ’t really help you then. I gotta go. We are picketing the White House tomorrow. Good luck bro.

Posted by: Rocks at February 10, 2010 11:22 AM (yguwr)

33 The post-racial President strikes again.

Posted by: Reiver at February 10, 2010 11:26 AM (zFNYs)

34 Between Paul Krugman and Al Sharpton, my money is on Al Sharpton for economic advise.

Posted by: kansas at February 10, 2010 11:39 AM (mka2b)

35

When will the White Leaders jobs summit be held?  I got some killer ideas.

Posted by: Sen. Robt. Sheets Byrd (D) Alzheimerstan at February 10, 2010 11:47 AM (QKKT0)

36 Also in tomorrow's meeting will be Benjamin Jealous, President of the NAACP, Marc H. Moiral, President and CEO of the National Urban Leavue, and Dr. Dorothy I Height, chairwoman of the National Council of Negro Women.

What, no Biggus Dickus?  No Incontinentia Buttocks?

Posted by: Jazz at February 10, 2010 11:47 AM (hnq5i)

37 Talk about TRIPPLING DOWN ON STUPID.

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 10, 2010 12:32 PM (0YPx8)

38

Sweatpants futures skyrocket!

Posted by: Warden at February 10, 2010 12:53 PM (QoR4a)

39

Sweatpants futures skyrocket!

 

It's scary.  We have a president with what I think is 8% of his cabinet has had any prior private sector experience inviting a bunch of grievance monger/shake down artists who've never held a meaningful job in their lives to determine a strategy for jobs.  Unbelievable.  But I'm sure our "educated class" and highly paid political pundits and newsreaders think this is a brilliant idea.  Unbelievable.

Posted by: runningrn at February 10, 2010 01:13 PM (CfmlF)

40 Is it racist that the Soul Glo jingle was running through my head as I read this post?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at February 10, 2010 02:49 PM (+lsX1)

41  Reverend Ben Dover will deliver the summary.

Posted by: mark c at February 10, 2010 02:54 PM (SBIko)

42 When you need advice on how to run a good con, who do you go to for advice ?  well big Al of course ....

Posted by: Jeff at February 11, 2010 04:01 AM (JGc+y)

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