This does sound an awful lot like a suggestion that there really isn't a Mexico and really isn't an United States at all, that the border is simply an arbitrary contrivance.

You can't handle the nuance!!!111!!1!

Also funny, they won't let the chef for the state dinner tweet anything and the press can only see the set-up for a couple of minutes.

OK, not really funny. And, yes we are defined by our borders. If we weren't we'd be just one big country instead of two distinct ones.

If we aren't defined by our borders, which  country does Opie think he is President of??

Obama is a walking talking CLUSTERFUCK.

Fuck You, you big eared bastard!

This is The United States Of America, a sovereign nation with borders!

Since you don't seem to like that, then gather your brats, your illegal auntie and your fat assed wife and get the hell out of our country!

Since he's attending a graduation, perhaps he can embrace the spirit and release his own transcripts.

Ah, a girl can dream......

If we aren't defined by our borders, which  country does Opie think he is President of??

Hadn't you heard, he think's he's President of the universe.

I have instructed the Ministry of Propaganda to require all blog posters and commenters to include their name, birthdate, social security number, and citizen status at the end of every post.

Barack Obama

whatever date that fake birth certificate we posted says

666-66-6666

Citizen of Kenya U.S.

What the FUCK does COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM mean???

Does it mean Kenyan's can be native born Americans too?

I mean, he's checking the kids' "citizen status," presumably, to make sure no foreign-born radical can harm the presidency.

I'd be most concernec with the whereabouts of Charo.

Dear Sir,

Permit me to hint whether it would not be wise and seasonable to provide a strong check to the admission of foreigners into the administration of our national government ; and to declare expressly that the command in chief of the American army shall not be given to, nor devolve on any but a natural born citizen.

I remain, dear sir,

Your faithful friend and servant,

John Jay

It's obvious that this son of a bitch hates the U.S.A.

I hope his hemorroids are extra sore today from michelle pounding his asshole last night.

Good old Barry el Douche. Taking every chance he can get to slam the US and the Arizona law. That piece of shit will always side against the US. Even though the buffoon can't speak Spanish he was still using the exaggerated pronouncations of their names.

As for wanting the kids' background info I'd tell Barry you can see mine after we see your records.

We are witnessing a brilliant execution of international diplomacy from a man...a black man, who transcends all things political. A man who Is above the fray and is adroitly calming the seas of unrest through pure guile and impecable skill.

Yes, we are definitely defined by our borders, president Dumbshit.  Mexico has a set of borders THAT IT ACTIVELY POLICES and we don't.  Mexico doesn't have an illegal immigration problem because they enforce their law, and they cause our immigration problem by browbeating us with charges of racism when we try to enforce ours. 

What a fucking asshole this president is.

"We are not defined by our borders."

"Our" borders?  A-hobama doesn't seemed to understand the words that spew out of his waffle hole.

Can you imagine the field day the Leftist media would have if  W  had said that?

Leftist journo:  "That's BushitlerMcChimpy speaking in code about his imperialistic designs to conquer the world and spread neo-con hegemony to the ends of the earth."

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2010 03:30 PM (pLTLS)

Sorry, but he makes me so mad I could pull my hair out.

What I really said was: "We are not defined by our borders ... but *BUY* our bonds."  

With the way I'm running up deficits, I will be imploring foreign countries to buy our bonds in all of my speeches from here on out.

We are witnessing a brilliant execution of international diplomacy from a man...a black man [with velvety mocha pecs and supple . . .  wha?  we're still on air?  FUCK!], who transcends all things political. A man who Is above the fray and is adroitly calming the seas of unrest through pure guile and impecable skill.

Saw the naked pics of Barrys mom a while back.

Not bad for a communist whore.

Apparently Arizona is defined by it's borders President Dumphuck.

"...but by our bonds leaf blowers."

That's better.

We are not defined by our borders

Funny how that works when you don't defend the borders.

Posted by: CUS at May 19, 2010 03:33 PM (wOGfT)

Hmmm..maybe this is all about the olympics.

Mexico's pissed because all their best runners and swimmers are in the U. S. now.

70 Hilarious, no?

Although I found this.

It's not as if they did much worse than their predecessors.

(I like Montreal's Beaver (mascot, you morons, the mascot!))

(I like Montreal's Beaver (mascot, you morons, the mascot!))

I discovered the rare northern, hairless, variety of the species back in 1643!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 19, 2010 03:22 PM (RZ8pf)

For the first time in my adult life....I need a passport to visit the US.  I used to visit weekly (and sneak back some low-tax Scotch) with only a birth certificate for ID.  Since 9/11, America has understandably beefed up border security in the north, and requires a passport.  Good thing criminals and jihadis won't think of crossing your southern border.

"We Are Not Defined By Our Borders..."

Does that mean the dollar is now worth as much as the peso.......

Oh shit! - don't answer that.

I lived amongst them and studied their every move for years.

In fact, they were named after me.

True Story.

For the first time in my adult life....I need a passport to visit the US.  I used to visit weekly (and sneak back some low-tax Scotch) with only a birth certificate for ID.  Since 9/11, America has understandably beefed up border security in the north, and requires a passport.  Good thing criminals and jihadis won't think of crossing your southern border.

Posted by: fozzy at May 19, 2010 03:41 PM (ccEuN)

--Yeah, it pisses me off when I get the shakedown treatment --and I'm still a U.S. citizen!-- and my car is searched, while the shit going on at borderinvasionpics gets the wink-nudge treatment.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 03:47 PM (Mmw0q)

Are you a brown skinned person? If so, your payday is coming. Call Us.

123

Drudge has the story that says they were trying to play down the "glam" of the dinner or some shit.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 19, 2010 03:52 PM (8WZWv)"

hey, not so fast...

123

Drudge has the story that says they were trying to play down the "glam" of the dinner or some shit.

Posted by: Bret Michaels Wig at May 19, 2010 03:52 PM (s3LK6)"

Honestly, since we are paying for it, we have a right to know what they are serving, who is attending and all the other particulars...

"...but by our bonds."

Aren't our bond ratings tanking thanks to this genius? Great choice of words there, TOTUS.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 19, 2010 03:52 PM (8WZWv)

Yeah, and we're doing dangerous things with it like extracting it and selling it.  America should take it over so you can not exploit it, in the name of Mother Earth.

Sing it with me, beautiful people!

Love...soft as an easy chair....

Love... fresh as the... um, the Febreeze sprayed on my easy chair

Posted by: Rick Bayless at May 19, 2010 03:55 PM (VmtE9)

Have you SEEN the price of arugula, Rick?

That border I jus cross..eet don't mean nothing..eet no define nothing..

Joo can ass el presidente weeth los oidos grandes

The Wookie is so scary that when she looks at you, you blurt out that your mother is illegal.

Drudge has the story. HaHa.

I hate this stupid douchebag.  Just in case you guys weren't clear on that.

He's here for a state dinner.  We should give him a plate of Spam for his trouble.

Did you see the video of M'Chelle skipping around the classroom with the 2nd graders?

Gack..she looked like a fat, drunken, retarded Bigfoot having a seizure

Paul over at Powerline is going all Allah-ish about the elections last night.

He seems to think that Rand Paul is going to be beaten by the fabulous candidate that the Dems will put up. What an moronic statement. Paul is a "political novice"? His father has been a congressman for 11 terms. Being a first-term congressman does not make one a political novice. Walking in off the street from nowhere makes one a political novice.

Why are there so many stupid lawyers on the conservative web?

Half those fucks voted for Obama, even though they professed to be conservatives, or libertarians at best.

Amy Althouse is a good example of this peculiar species of fucking idiot.

I hardly trust one of them. Scumbags.

Dear Mr. President:

We would were going to invite you as Guest of Honor at our annual Tucson Piñata Party, but then we saw Calderon hold one on the White House Lawn.

Maybe next year,

Outraged American Citizens of Tucson

We're doomed!  Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!!!

Posted by: kiss me first at May 19, 2010 04:19 PM (+JrzC)

But we have a third world cocksucker running the White House, so it's just a meeting of like pea-brains.

Yes, we are definitely defined by our borders, president Dumbshit.  Mexico has a set of borders THAT IT ACTIVELY POLICES and we don't.  Mexico doesn't have an illegal immigration problem because they enforce their law, and they cause our immigration problem by browbeating us with charges of racism when we try to enforce ours.  posted by Sharkman  @ 53

Not only that, but ask anyone from Central America that has survived crossing the border into Mexico about how they are treated by the Mexicans?  They are routinely robbed, extorted, women/girls raped by Army and police, given jobs on ranches at slave labor wages and conditions, etc. etc.  Calderone has his f'ing nerve - pendejo.  I agree with many posters here that just when I think that I can not hate Senor Toonces any more - he goes and says something even worse.  I saw this bumper sticker on the way to work and think that I'll have to get one:  " I was Anti-Obama before it was Cool to be Anti-Obama".  Yep.

"...but by our bonds."

Good, next time America is in a war, then we can just call up anyone that is bonded to us, I am sure they will be right there.

Also seeing the irony of him making reference to the Mexican people as "the Mexican people." A true citizen of the world would've said "Mehicanos."

(Or maybe he only feels like extending America's good will to Puggystonn.)

The Obama's are the fucking 2010 version of the Beverly Hillbillies.

If only the had an Ellie Mae that we could look at.

These fuckers aren't low class, they are no class.

Posted by: sock puppeh at May 19, 2010 03:57 PM (VcPAo)

So would LTC West.

Kowtowing without the bending waist thingy .

QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS!

So, are we all Mexican's, American's, Amexicans, Estados Unidos's or Atzlanzian's and does this mean we can vote in Mexican elections?

What happens if we become one with Mexico are the American's and Mexican's citizens of both countries or the same country?

How does Mexico feel about becoming American's?

Is Mexico our 51st state or is America Mexico's newest State?

Does this mean I don't need a passport or Visa to travel to Mexico?

Can I buy land and a house in Mexico?

If there is NO border then what is all the fuss about?

Can I just eat my Huavos Rancheros?

I'm trying to make a one-world government so I can make one huge soul out of the world leaders that I already own.

Can I just eat my Huavos Rancheros?

Ain't now huevos in the WH, gringo.

196. Why not?

Oh right chickens got rights and all that I guess. LOL

We're dealing with an American president whose economic and foreign policy ideas were probably formed back in his pot-smoking days when he was hanging out with Marxist professors and listening to John Lennon sing "Imagine":

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

How do you say "unicorn prick is for sucking" in Spanglish?

La vierga del unicorn es por la mamada?

This is what you get when you have a college professor in the White House.

Buraq is no more a college professor than he is a major league pitcher. He did the academic equivalent of throwing the first pitch on Opening Day. Giving the odd lecture here and there does not a professor make.

Borders? We don't need no stinkin' borders! Vaminos, pendejos!

53rd state, after puetro Rico and Guam, I'd guess--just have the guts to say they want to annex them for the votes and permanent power they would accrue....from dead white guys, of course.

not a whole lot of difference between this shit stain and your average, run of the mill muslim.....any lie...George Costanza, etc...

Posted by: alexthechick at May 19, 2010 03:38 PM (8WZWv)

==========================================

You may be thinking of the NAU (North American Union)?  I believe the alternative name was the SPP (Security and Prosperity Partnership of America).

@200: "listening to John Lennon sing 'Imagine'"

Does Mark David Chapman have a tip jar, or does he prefer heartfelt "Thank You" notes?

Sadly, he missed Yoko, but no one's perfect.

Oh right chickens got rights and all that I guess. LOL

Posted by: HEP-T at May 19, 2010 07:25 PM (gRVOD)

Huevos: "The word means "eggs," but the reference to "balls" is so strong that you have to watch out using the word at all. Polite girls would probably order blanquillos (little white things) from a male waiter."

You funny gringos make my shit run loose and free like the Rio Grande.

I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge for your soul.

The funny thing is that Obambino doesn't understand Spanish, and even if he did, he wouldn't get the interpretor's heavily innuendo-laden snark, loosely meaning, "You fucking tard, we're USING you! We no longer clean toilets because your generous welfare benefits keep our people filled huevos rancheros with a huge side of BEANS!"

My shit is now running loose and free like the Rio Grande filled with habanero salsa!

LOL can I have some Pico de gallo with my huevos?

perhaps this is the future, America and Mexico form a more perfect Union Then we both ride Norte to Canada and steal their chickens!

ay yi yi yi!