1 What's the problem here?

2 Has "someguy" written to the White House yet to tell Obama to quit "punching down?"

3 Free speech for me, but not for thee. 

4 I love how he dumps gasoline on the made up stories.

5 Ace will have arrived when Barry wets his panties over something on this website. C'mon, Barry. Do us a favor.

6 Clearly this is not the Barack I knew.

7 If you like you vitriol, you can keep your vitriol.  Wait, wha?

8 Rush Limbaugh? Never heard of him?

9 Presidenting is hard.

10 Rush is working erkel over, but good right now.

11 On not being Presedential, I think the worst (best?) example was during the press conference following the Fort Hood shootings he gave a "shout out" to an audience member. Did we mean to elect Arsenio Hall?

12 Limbaugh's ratings go up, and Barry's go down. 

Lead with your chin, Barry.

13 Rush, Beck and Sarah......Increase the rhetoric, scream louder....44% are still asleep.

14 Wonder if the IRS will be conducting "special" audits on Rush and Beck?  Hmmm?

15
Obama = Castro and Chavez.

So what?

16 You wingnuts don't understand anything.  Obama is polarizing the nation, the reduce the heating effect of hadrins from the moon, and thus slow global warming.

17 After jugears wags his smug finger at yall enuff to make you puke, I ask you: Do you miss ME yet?

18 following the Fort Hood shootings he gave a "shout out" to an audience member. Did we mean to elect Arsenio Hall? Hey, knock it off. At least I was occasionally funny. Deliberately, I mean.

19 Presidenting is above my pay grade....

20 All of this along with the stories of "violence" are leading up to something big "just before the elections".

21 MSNBC is promoting a show on the Timothy McVeigh tapes (made I, assume, while he was in prison) to examine what they may reveal about today's :anti-government extremists".

22 Oh snap! Rush just brought up the Wanda Sikes Joke, where she wished Rush dead, and Obama laughed.

23 Regarding Ft. Hood.  Didn't you guys get the message?  Barky and his minions told us all there have been no terrorist attacks on our shores since the beginning of his dictatorship presidency.  Try to keep up, 'kay?

24 What spitting incident?

25 Why do you teabagging, racist, melanin-deficient, mouth-breathers always say mean things? I hope all you haters die a horrible death. 

26 My money is on Rush.

27

Bush got hammered by the media and the leftwingers for 7 friggen years and still would always just say people have a right to express their opinion when asked about it. Maybe that was the wrong thing to do, I know alot of us wish he would have hit back.

Obama is coming off looking like a whiney little bitch with this crap though and all it is doing is making people dislike him more. Maybe Bush was right, try and be president to all the people, even the ones that think you're fucking Hitler.

28 If you're worried about Beck, the best thing to do would be to deny him material, no?

29

Can you imagine the cosmic meltdown this crybaby would experience if the msm started covering him the way the cover republicans? His mangina would explode into a kajillion pieces.

30 Let me be clear! If you like your radio talk show host, you can keep your radio talk show host.

But we will provide NPR for those not able to afford radio.

31 Obama is coming off looking like a whiney little bitch with this crap though and all it is doing is making people dislike him more. Maybe Bush was right, try and be president to all the people

Unfortunately to his base, it makes it look like he's 'fighting back'.

32
remember this gem from a year ago?

We went from George Bush fighting Al Qaeda to Barack Obama fighting Rush Limbaugh.

33 even the ones that think you're fucking Hitler.

Excuse me?

34 Obama = Castro and Chavez. Rahm Emanuel = Sean Penn + Pauly Walnuts Nancy Pelosi = (Cindy Sheehan + Eva Peron)/Bea Arthur Harry Reid = Francisco Franco * a twig insect

35 I think Obama was going for a Murder in the Cathedral reference.

36

Skin is only skin deep ya know, and ya gotta have some skin in the game!

 

37 Barry is an elitist douche who's been told all his life how "special" he is.  I doubt he's ever heard any true criticism of his wonderfulness until now.  Every now and then he lets his mask slip and you see the seething anger lying just underneath the smug facade. 

38 Hey Obama, fuck you.

Love,

UF


p.s. Go ahead, punch me down you dumb motherfucker.

39 Yeah I don't even watch cable news but just from promos on other stations and various news websites I see the media really snapped to attention and got that "right-wing militias on the rise / tea baggers" narrative ready to go. 

40 6 Clearly this is not the Barack I knew.

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at April 02, 2010 12:18 PM (AZGON)

Cuz, JW, we know the Barack you knew would have called for a race riot by now. Which I might add would only cause more hate from JESSAY because he has not got a in the streets war yet.

41 Excuse me?

Posted by: Eva Braun at April 02, 2010 12:30 PM (wOGfT)

I wasn't talking about char roasted German whores, shut up zombie

42 His mangina would explode into a kajillion pieces.

Posted by: TiredWench at April 02, 2010 12:28 PM (ulSJI)

So it would look just like when we blew up one of those giant earthworms in the movie Tremors.

43 I think Obama was going for a Murder in the Cathedral reference.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 12:30 PM (X5NxQ)

Something along the lines of "Who will rid me of this turbulent cleric talk show host"?

44
Will Rush talk about Phil "I'm not the expert, I am the dreamer" Hare, today?

/puts sunglasses on

45

Yeah I don't even watch cable news but just from promos on other stations and various news websites I see the media really snapped to attention and got that "right-wing militias on the rise / tea baggers" narrative ready to go. 

They're getting ready for the April 15 Tea Party protests...might even do things like rounding up the ringleaders and things like that?

46

Wonder if the IRS will be conducting ADDITIONAL "special" audits on Rush and Beck?  Hmmm?

FTFY

47 Everyone talks about how people would rather have a beer with Bush than Obama, but it goes farther than that. Obama is such a whiney little pussy no one would want to be seen in the same room with him. Whining about your critics when you control the most powerful nation on the planet is so nutless how can anyone stomach the man? America truly loathes this elitist, smarmy little prick. I can't wait until he's kicked out in 2012.

48 This is a post-partisan, post-racial Presidency. All Obama is saying is he has moved beyond all the petty partisanship and his comments are directed at those who insist on still dealing in the fights of the past.

Hope! Change! Catch the Fevah!!! Yes, WE did!!

Skittles!!!

49 Somewhere deep though, I think this asshole truly does believe that he is hated because he is black. He used to teach a law class at the U of Chicago- it was critical Race Theory (an offshoot of Critical legal studies a school of jurisprudence prominent at Harvard in the 80's and built on marxist themes), and because he has spent his entire life obsessing and focused solely on race, he seriously can't believe people like us could give less than a shit.

50 The immature, hopelessly unqualified POTUS is pissed because his loudest critics won't STFU.  But what really racks his balls is the fact that the more he whines about Rush and Glenn Beck, the more people listen and/or watch.

Alinksy didn't have a chapter for dealing with Rush Limbaugh.

51 The Gadsden flag will be labeled a racist symbol akin to the Confederate Battle Flag.  You watch.

52
Jeez this mutt is going right down the 3rd World Dictator path, ain't he?

53 Barry is a still a boy punk.

54 Oh Dolfy honey.  There's someone at 41 here that is giving me some problems.  Can you send a few of your boys over to see what they can do?

Thanks, sweetie.

55 I think Obama was going for a Murder in the Cathedral reference.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 12:30 PM (X5NxQ)

Something along the lines of "Who will rid me of this turbulent cleric talk show host"?

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2010 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

Yes, he's telling his goons to get to work.

56 Alinksy didn't have a chapter for dealing with Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: GulfCoastTider at April 02, 2010 12:36 PM (jKyNC)

Obama is using the Keith Olberman model, whine everynight about O'Reilly and watch people switch to O' Reilly to see what the hell you're talking about and never come back.

57 Anyone notice how Harry looks like the fucking Hulk standing next to Teh Won?

Holy shit, the marxist is one skinny little pole-smoker.

58

Not sure if anybody else has pointed this out yet, but President Obama.. wow.. what a pussy.

59 all it is doing is making people dislike him more.

I hate you more today...than yesterday, but...not as much as tooomaaaroow...

60

Get your t-shirt and head on down.

61 Obama still speaking

62 What do you all really expect from our first 'entitlements' president?

63

Alinksy didn't have a chapter for dealing with Rush Limbaugh.

Exactly.  Going Alinksy on a guy who gets three hours a day to talk and is really fucking good at it is not a winning strategy.  Especially with new listeners tuning in all the time and getting introduced to the truth.

64 Rush is a big fucking deal!

65

Rush is cracking me up today, coming back from the break he says "the troublesome and vitriolic Rush Limbaugh here"

the thing about Obama is that it is HE that is troublesome and vitriolic. he is the one guilty of everything he accuses others of. Never has there been a more divisive, unpresidential, petty, thin skinned, ego maniac in the oval office.

i have a visceral hatred of the man.

66 Going after Rush is stupid, and I hope the Empty Suit keeps doing it. Rush will eat him alive, which is more than our buddies at the RNC are gonna do for us. They may eat something alive, but it won't be Rush. Just when I think I'm a little too old to be hateful and pissed off, the Empty Suit and his fluffers in the legacy media do something even more dumber. Gaaaaaah. Is it bad to hate on Good Friday?

67 Hey guys... I'm still selling my winning healthcare plan. Let me be clear!

68

the day will come sometime after 2012 or 2016 when Obama gives an interview where he gets backed into a corner and hammered by the host.  That will be the day that the mask finally is stripped of this phoney con man and the world will watch in shocked amazement that this man managed to hodwink America into electing him President. 

He would'nt make on a high school debate team with his thin skinned response to opposing points of view.  As far as his basketball skills I'd bet that my 53 year old, 5'10", not so skinny, patched up left knee, out of shape body could get a few choice words out of him on a b-ball court.  I doubt he's played a game of b-ball in the last decade that wasn't against someone play a "customer game".  Nobody is throwing an elbow into his ribs as he backs into the lane ...

I got my first job on Wall Street by playing squash with the President of my furture employer and before we started he explicitly said I was NOT to play a customer game.  Beat him like a red headed rented mule and he loved the fight.  Somehow I don't see Obama getting schooled and loving it.

 

 

69 In Brave New Obamanation, all shit-burgers will be 44% thicker - with rhubarb garnish. Grow rhubarb, grow!

70

"Obama still speaking"

When did he ever stop?

71 Obama, Olbermanadanading dong and Rahm are planning a MANaja-twat!

72 Congress buys into the same plan!

They wouldn't sign up for it if they didn't like it.

73 Rush is destroying them.  That's a fight they had better stop picking.

74
I think it's more than just whining. My take is Obama is saying this as a warning: "You're either with me or against me. Support me and everything will be fine. Listen to Rush & Beck, and I'll fuck you hard."

This is not the first time Obama has drawn the line in the sand and warned Americans to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh.

75

Obama is under the philosophy that the best defense is a good offense.

Unfortunately, whining like a girl about Rush and Glenn is not a really good offense.

76 It always bothered me that W wouldn't hit back at some of the ass-jacks out there.  Now I know why he didn't... Barry looks like such a whiny bia responding this way.  Go do your job and quit acting like such a tool!

77 This is not the first time Obama has drawn the line in the sand and warned Americans to stop listening to Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: This is Horatio Caine at April 02, 2010 12:46 PM (Uf4aV)

Yeah the last time his approval rating was in the 60's, that worked out well didn't it.

78 Obama is under the philosophy that the best defense is a good offense. speech defending healthcare.

fify

79 O/T:  This is fascinating.  Wonder what "they" will do to ruin his career or punish him for his honesty?:  "The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama Â… seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

80 Rush should stop punching down.

81

Rush vs. Man-Child Obama? This won't end well for Obama.

82 Obama just told a stupid "hole in the roof" analogy.

83 Does anyone think he will ever stop trying to sell Obamacare? I was watching live stream, and he is just beating a very dead horse... at least Michelle is out break dancing in the garden... him SOS.

84 According to InstaPundit, one of those arrested militia guys is a registered Democrat.

85 Thats the super-stupid thing... you would think a media savvy shit heel and his co-horts would know better than to pick a fight w/an opponent w/the biggest audience. Doesn't this go against some kinda PR rule #1?? We trully do have the dumbest bunch of hacks running this country EVAH!

86 @77 - Bush *should* have fought back more than he did.  However, there's a difference between using the bully pulpit to tell your side of the issue, and responding in a petty manner to criticism.

87 Noticed on CNN they were carrying a live campaign rally.  It's Good Friday, GWB, Clinton, Raegan would never have campaigned on Good Friday.

88
Bush didn't respond to the loony left because a) he didn't want to lower the office of the president to that level, and b) Bush had this funny notion he was president of ALL the people, and Bush didn't think it was right for a president to disparage Amerian citizens for simply expressing their opinions.

89 Could any President, who had not lost his sense of proportion, have written, as Franklin D. Roosevelt wrote on July 6, 1935, to the chairman of a legislative committee of Congress, urging the passage of a piece of legislation (the Guffey-Snyder coal bill): "I hope your committee will not permit any doubt as to the constitutionality, however reasonable, to block the suggested legislation." Could any President who had not lost his sense of proportion, have characterized a unanimous decision of the United States Supreme Court (the NRA decision) as putting the country back "to the horse and buggy days"?

"I, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God." Could any man, who swore that oath on March 4, 1933, and who had not lost his sense of proportion, express in no uncertain terms his desire that Congress disregard any doubts, "however reasonable," as to the constitutionality of a measure the passage of which he himself was demanding?

Hell Bent for Election
Written by James P. Warburg
A Democrat and former financial adviser to FDR

90 beating a very dead horse...
Posted by: ford at April 02, 2010 12:49 PM (Ki7fm)

One of the lib interest groups is "Americans for Stable Quality Care". Beating a dead horse might qualify.

91
However, Bush had no excuse for not swinging back at Democrats in the legislature.

92 People in the audience watching Obama, are starting to glaze over..

93 dOh is a bully with no substance to argue his points.  Sad and embarrassing.

94

I think Obama is stuck on Rule #13 - Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

By going after the biggest mother f'er in the school yard, he thinks he'll put the rest of them in line.

Unfortunately for the organizer in chief, that only works in afterschool specials.

95 Obama is such a captivating and powerful speaker!

96

Wonder if the IRS will be conducting ADDITIONAL "special" audits on Rush and Beck?  Hmmm?

 

Rush was audited every single year Clinton was in office.  Beck is being audited this year.

I am sure Rush is too.

97 Obama just said "Boy that was a long answer, I'm sorry"

And it got a big laugh.

98 Obama just said "Boy that was a long answer, I'm sorry"

Raaaaaaacist!

99 Some people say Obama is a cock sucking fucking narcissistic asshole who is married to a Wookie.  I think the MSM should investigate it since some people are saying it.

100

"Democrats attack because they can say anything they want because their constituents bob their heads up and down to whatever they say."

bah bah bah

101 One of the lib interest groups is "Americans for Stable Quality Care". Beating a dead horse might qualify.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 12:51 PM (X5NxQ)

When we're getting our health care from veterinarians, because the MDs have all quit, Stable Quality Care is quite literally what we'll receive.

102 Some idiot just asked Obama... "When are you going to make the limo's you drive around in, electric?"

103 Axelrod warned him about his 'glass jaw'.

Maybe Barry's in the WRONG JOB.

I hope Rush, Hannity and Beck keep it up.  Barry's bound to do/say something stupid.

104 I said it before, they behave like 7th grade girls, ruthless towards their perceived enemies and almost embarrassing in the treatment of their perceived friends.  Maybe for the first time in US history our friends and our enemies and our frenemies are panic stricken, the prez of the greatest country in the world is wholly unpredictable.  He could send you an ipod with his speeches and send back a bust of Churchill or he can leave you in some random room in the WH and say he is having dinner with his wife and kids who happen to be in New York and completely get away with it.  That has the entire world off balance.  Whether that is a bad thing will be show by the course of history.

105

Barry's bound to do/say something stupid.

Example - 3000% reduction in insurance premiums.

If Barry says something stupid and the media doesn't report it, does it count?

106 Thin skinned in deed.

107 52 The Gadsden flag will be labeled a racist symbol akin to the Confederate Battle Flag.  You watch.

My mother in law, a moderate republican, gasped when she saw my Gadsden flag flying last year.  She automatically thought it was a confederate flag.  I had to give her the history.

I'm guessing you are spot on.  It'll be a piece of cake to demonize this patriotic symbol, sadly.

108 Fox is reporting a wild west shootout in the gun free windy city. Don't those Obama supporting fuckwits know that having a gun in chicago is against the law.

109
Rahm Emanuel = Sean Penn + Pauly Walnuts

Nancy Pelosi = (Cindy Sheehan + Eva Peron)/Bea Arthur

Harry Reid = Francisco Franco * a twig insect


Obama + Unicorn = bliss

Matt Lauer + Unicorn = he gets laid tonight

Nacy Pelois + sexy dress = Unicorn

110
anyone else following this bullshit "Guardian of the Free Republic" story?

the govt is making a big stink about it.

111 What the Democrats did with their healthcare legislation is they closed the deal on a customer that didn't want the product. Now Obama has to try to convince the customer that the product he was railroaded into buying is a good deal. In the professional sales industry this is called, "Really fucking stupid ass backwards." This method rarely works.

112

This needs it's own thread. This guy is my hero of the month.

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama Â… seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

 

From Jammie Wearing Fool.

 

 

113

It's actually pretty scary when the President of the United States of America calls out individual citizens by name for doing nothing more than exercising their 1st Amendment rights.

Evidently, the First Amendment doesn't really mean what Americans have always thought it to mean.  Did you catch the Atlanta NBC piece about the anti-Precedent billboards?

"ATLANTA -- One group is taking freedom of speech and freedom of expression to the limits in a series of Metro Atlanta highway billboards voicing strong opinions against President Barack Obama."

To the limits ... putting up a billboard that takes issue with the Precedent.

Yep.  That's a mighty restrictive First Amendment they are thinking about.  Mighty restrictive ... almost strangulating.

114 It's actually pretty scary when the President of the United States of America calls out individual citizens by name for doing nothing more than exercising their 1st Amendment rights.

Oh, Rush is just the most prominent at the top of what I am sure has become a voluminous enemies list. Hell, if this keeps up I half expect to have my own name on some petty bureaucrat henchman's hit list. And I'm just an everyday private citizen who is speaking out against this madness.

115 Obama: "If we don't spend all our money and go into lifetime debt, we'll be bankrupt!"

116 The Obama Regime. I like the way that sounds. Now all you idiots get back to work!

117
I'm also starting to wonder what the crimes committed are by the so-called Christian militia group.

118 Oh, Rush is just the most prominent at the top of what I am sure has become a voluminous enemies list. Hell, if this keeps up I half expect to have my own name on some petty bureaucrat henchman's hit list. And I'm just an everyday private citizen who is speaking out against this madness.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 02, 2010 01:03 PM (554T5)

Nixon had one of those too. Americans got tired of it.

119 "If you voted for Obama Â… seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

Classic.

120 @ 28 If you're worried about Beck, the best thing to do would be to deny him material, no?

I'm not a Glenn Beck fan personally, but I think Jonah Goldberg is spot-on when he tells Glen Reynolds, "As long as [Beck] is arguing for limited government and libertarian principles, how dangerous could he possibly be?"

121 Remember, a universal characteristic of a totalitarian regime is extreme paranoia that originates at the very top and eventually permeates an entire society.

122 To the limits ... putting up a billboard that takes issue with the Precedent.

Maybe the billboards say "Fire the President" and they are near a theater.

123 I can't believe I sat in a church for 20 years with this guy.  I formally denounce Barack Hussein Obama.

124 It's Good Friday, GWB, Clinton, Raegan would never have campaigned on Good Friday.

They weren't Muslims.

125
The Guardian Free Republic story in a nutshell: This group (whoever they are; might just be one person, who knows) sent letters to 30 governors 'demanding' they step down. No threats of violence, or anything even close to a threat, in the letters.

So why is The Man so concerned? The Man is concerned  because it might cause others to act out violently.

Wait. But how would others know about the letters if The Man didn't just make a big stink about it?

126

OT: Forget Cap and Trade: EPA Regulation of CO2 Emissions Will Begin in 10 Months http://is.gd/bbtcC

So much for the spectacle of Democrats and Republicans fighting their way through Congress over the future of Cap and Trade energy legislation. Thanks to EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson in little noticed press releases from March 29 and April 1, the “final decision” that “greenhouse gases (GHGs)” and “carbon pollution” will be regulated (taxed) by the federal government is complete and the imposition of “construction and operating permit requirements for the largest emitting facilities will begin.”

127 Why the fuck are you stupid assholes giving CBS News a platform?  Don't you retarded jackasses realize that THEY ARE THE ENEMY?  Am I dealing with a bunch of fucking amateurs here?  Where are the goddamned professionals on this web site?  This is Politics 101 people!

128

Who advises this guy, -- Chavez?

129

I wonder how long or if ever the fawning media whores like Chris Mathews, Katie CouricÂ….(etc.)  will take for them to realize Obama thinks of himself as the anointed one who is not to be criticized?

Since that's how those dumbfucks regard him, I doubt that they'll see anything at all. 

Btw, I used to become furious at how GWB would take all the bullshit the MSM fucksticks used to hurl at him with nary a response.  Seeing how the incredibly insecure Preznit Rupert Pupkin throws a fucking tantrum at any perceived slight, I've come to appreciate W's restraint.  In all cases, it's a fight that can't be won, which Il Douche may come to realize at some point in his future when he reflects on what a miserable failure he is.

130 "120
I'm also starting to wonder what the crimes committed are by the so-called Christian militia group.

Posted by: This is Horatio Caine at April 02, 2010 01:05 PM (Uf4aV)"

When you read the articles it doesn't seem like they did anything wrong yet apparently they had a couple of FBI guys as members and they were invited to a memorial service to "separate them from their guns".  (can't remember where I read that but it stuck with me)

A friend's dad told us that militias have been around in the south for years and years and years.   Don't really know anything about them.  Anyone care to educate me?

131

No surprise here. Remember Clenis and his attacks on right wing talk radio during the OKC bombing? Hillary Clinton and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

These people are the whiniest people on the planet. And this is the sort of shit they pull when they're not doing their job.

132
there was something about building bombs, too, but I don't know if they were any bombs built or they were just planning to build bombs

133 We sorry. We broke the country. Please no hurt us.

134
Rush is referring to Geoff's chart!

135
wow Geoff, (if you're reading this), you just hit the big time!

136

A doctor who considers the national health-care overhaul to be bad medicine for the country posted a sign on his office door telling patients who voted for President Barack Obama to seek care "elsewhere."

The sign reads: "If you voted for Obama Â… seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your healthcare begin right now, not in four years."

 From Jammie Wearing Fool.

How much do you want to bet that this guy will have the lefties going after him like flies on shit. (no offense to flies or pile of shit intended) I mean if NBC says a fricken billboard is "pushing it to the limit" Can you imagine what they'll do to this guy?

137

A friend's dad told us that militias have been around in the south for years and years and years.   Don't really know anything about them.  Anyone care to educate me?

Posted by: curious at April 02, 2010 01:12 PM (p302b)

Militia's have been around since the revolutionary war. Some are survivalist, some are white power skinheads, some are vets that still like some military dicipline, some are guys that like to dress up like vets and shoot guns together. They are all over the board in what they believe.

138

 Seeing how the incredibly insecure Preznit Rupert Pupkin throws a fucking tantrum at any perceived slight, I've come to appreciate W's restraint.

Rupert Pupkin was funny. This turd couldn't get a laugh dropping jokes in front of a crowd that is high on acid and laughing gas.

139 You klotses know bupkes.  You've got some chutzpah, putting up clips of the Meshugener-In-Chief, oy vey!  What kind of a schlemiel is running this blog?  Is there not one mentsh in the whole place?  Whoever posted this is a schmendrick!

140

You reichwing nuts are such HYPOCRITS!!1! What about when BUUUUUSSHH was calling out St. Cindy all those years HE was in office, RASCITS!!eleventy!1!!!

141
btw, that chart coupled with Obama's "The Stimulus did what it was supposed to do," is Obama's Mission Accomplished -- or should be if we had fair journalists.

142

"there was something about building bombs"

Bombs?  Bomb?  They were fucking WMD!!!!!!

143 That's right Captain Awesome, you rammed through Obamacare, now people love you so much you can decry the voices of dissent. Don't worry it won't lend solidarity to the opposition or give dissenting opinions a wider audience, you just keep calling them out.

144 He's like a 13 year-old

145

129 Yup...all this hoopla and petty drama is now a smoke screen for the rest of fuck-nuts agenda. Next up the greenies get stroked after that the open boarders freaks after that, the girl that bought ya to the dance the union goons w/card check.

feelin very eeyore-ish today.

what happened?

 

146 I just had to "release the Kraken." Anybody got any Glade?

147 "146

You reichwing nuts are such HYPOCRITS!!1! What about when BUUUUUSSHH was calling out St. Cindy all those years HE was in office, RASCITS!!eleventy!1!!!

Posted by: Pot is a harsh mistress at April 02, 2010 01:19 PM (MfnD2)"

I wasn't really paying attention then but I always felt that he wasn't calling her out in particular but saying that her behavior took something away from the nation's perceptions of our troops.  I remember every time she was on the tube that people felt bad for her but felt she had gone off the deep end.

148

The legal and law enforcement infrastructure of the Federal government is only set up to protect the government and not the citizens. So, if the government is assaulting private citizens, then they will only protect their own, and not the citizens.

Where this puts the states and the entire concept of Federalism, I have no idea.

It makes the states and private citizens the vassals of the Federal government, and not its master.

149 Damn, I married this jackass to his wife and baptized his spawn... I'm so embarassed.

150 I seem to recall Bill Clinton liked to attack Rush as well.  Rush is still around and still relevant, Bill Clinton is a footnote in US history.

151 I cannot wait to ask Obama how my ass tastes in November.

152 157 I seem to recall Bill Clinton liked to attack Rush as well.  Rush is still around and still relevant, Bill Clinton is a footnote in US history.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2010 01:24 PM (IEJ4J)

Amd a stain on a size 16 dress.

153 Bill Clinton is a footnote in US history.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2010 01:24 PM (IEJ4J)

He did give us a polite euphemism for "blowjob."

154 "157 I seem to recall Bill Clinton liked to attack Rush as well.  Rush is still around and still relevant, Bill Clinton is a footnote in US history.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2010 01:24 PM (IEJ4J)"

Always wonder how he feels.  His wife will get pages and pages in the history books and he will get a paragraph about "the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, devil with the blue dress on".   Sort of like the paragraph about "read my lips, no new taxes" and the paragraph or two about the peanut farmer.

155 Rush is on fire! 

156 It's going to be fun watching thin-skinned Obama vs Palin in the 2012 debates.

157

He did give us a polite euphemism for "blowjob."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2010 01:26 PM (1fanL)

Yeah but it's so hard to spell

158 Ah, yes.  One of my warmest, fuzziest memories is my little boy coming home from school one day, sitting down at the kitchen table for milk and cookies, and asking, "Mommy, what's a blow job?"  Thanks, Billy Bob. 

159 Someone told me today that the dems will gain seats in 2010 because by then people will have stopped losing their homes and they will be happy with health care and they will have better jobs.  They said it in a "the republicans should not even bother" tone.  And they reinforced my guess about them abandoning amnesty in favor of political asylum.  

The guy was like "people when they are making money, getting everything they want, happy with life, vote democrat..." and he said it in such a diabolical way too.

160 Yep. Rush is eating that crapweasel for lunch.  Magnificent.

161 "168 Ah, yes.  One of my warmest, fuzziest memories is my little boy coming home from school one day, sitting down at the kitchen table for milk and cookies, and asking, "Mommy, what's a blow job?"  Thanks, Billy Bob. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 02, 2010 01:29 PM (UOM4 "

hahaha my mom said "it's a slang term for a great whale"...

162

Could be interesting:

S. Korean Coast Guard loses contact with boat searching for missing sailors from sunken warship - Yonhap

163 Someone told me today that the dems will gain seats in 2010 because by then people will have stopped losing their homes and they will be happy with health care and they will have better jobs.

If all those things happen by November, I'll vote for Dems.

164 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 02, 2010 01:32 PM (nC+4h)

It's the cockiness I can stand.  The "I am so much better than you, you lowly independent and I am part of the group in power, I have connections, I can get things for myself that you can't, you lowly independent." .....attitude that really gets me....

Today I offered it up to God and said "Thank you God for helping me to ignore this idiot and not not offer to send him those frozen meatballs that have been at the back of the freezer for a year and a half that I just found cause they fell behind the drawers"!

165 The average 13 year old girl has a thicker skin than Obama.

166

So in addition to being a statist, collectivist, elitist douchebag, he's also a crybaby. I bet if you hit him hard enough, he'd cry.

 

167 The average 13 year old girl has a thicker skin than Obama.

Alex, the average 13 year old girl could kick his ass.

168

176 So in addition to being a statist, collectivist, elitist douchebag, he's also a crybaby. I bet if you hit him hard enough, he'd cry.

That'd only require a quick slap, and not even on the face.

I think it was Dennis Miller who quiped that he didn't care what color Barrack's skin was...only the thiness of it.

169

I don't care what he looks like. The other side sure does, though.

 

170
you forgot racist

171 175 The average 13 year old girl has a thicker skin than Obama.

And more manhood, probably.

172 Alex, the average 13 year old girl could kick his ass.

Oh hell yes.  There's nothing on earth as evil as a 13 yo girl. 

173 I bet if you hit him hard enough, he'd cry.  And then he'd call Rahm and have you "taken care of" because he wouldn't want to mess up his manicure. 

174 I bet if you hit him hard enough, he'd cry.
Posted by: Monty

I volunteer to find out.

175 Obama is just changing the debate from Health Care which is a huge loser for him, to Rush Limbaugh which has, historically, been a big winner for the left.  We will see if it works.

176 When ah do it....and ah keep comin' back for more.

177 What are they going to do with all the bok choi that the mrs is growing out in the back yard at that giant White House in the district?

178 Ahh, good blowjob talk.   Just the monkey for the middle of the afternoon.

179

Sound like anyone we know?

Definition

By Mayo Clinic staff

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

180
hmmm, so maybe it's not the conservatives who are ruining the Census count?

shenanigans!

181 Heh.  If he was pissed at Rush before, his head is going to explode after today.  Go Rush!

182

He did give us a polite euphemism for "blowjob."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2010 01:26 PM (1fanL)

You mean the slang word used by teenagers.......the Lewinsky?

183 Alex,
My 13 year old niece is the spawn of Satan...I'm sure of it.
What a nightmare.

184 What a winy little cat dick.

185 176

So in addition to being a statist, collectivist, elitist douchebag, he's also a crybaby. I bet if you hit him hard enough, he'd cry.

Hell, just a good taunting gets him to start blubbering. No hitting required.

186 Bet he was beat up on the playground everyday.

187 "Get in their faces" Maobama is worried about the level of dialogue in the country?  "Bring a gun to a knife fight" Maobama?  "Bring it on" Maobama?  that guy?  heck, he's a kid throwing matchs at a gasoline can.

188 I find 13 year old girls to be very agreeable after two or seven drinks.

189 This insanity must end or the nation will. Obama simply does not care what happens. he has a vision that is anti-capitalism, pure Statism and nothing will change his mind. The deprivation of individuals means nothing to him. It is all about ideology. What is worse, because the press feels a compelling need to always flatter him, his gaffes, lies, and overwhelming ignorance are never widely exposed.

190 OMG.  Rush just said, "His brother is still living in a hut.  A 9x12 hut."  Heh. 

You know, the MSM is constantly telling the masses that Barry is highly intelligent, blah, blah, blah.  I don't think the guy is very intelligent at all.  Evil, yes, intelligent, no.

191 "Never in my life have I seen a regime like this, governing against the will of the people, purposely."

And I've never seen an Administration as snide as this one (and its hangers-on). It's not a good thing when an administration actually seems to feel Schadenfreude toward its own citizens, or at least a huge portion of them.

192 That sound you hear is LBJ and Harry Truman doing 360s their graves.  At about Warp 200.

Someone get Slu to whip up one of those Obama posters with "WAAAH" at the bottom.

193 I found the word for how I feel about Obama.
Loathe.
I loathe him.

194 @198
Don't forget the Quaaludes, they are important.

195 So much for growing into the office. I look forward to seeing our Captain Queeg in November.

196 Rush is asking "what happened to the windmills and all the green technology these people were touting".  Well, they, the congress and the senate have personally invested a lot of their fortunes in that green technology so they will make sure they have the huge profits they were promised no matter what.

197

48--America truly loathes this elitist, smarmy little prick

yeah, that about right

198 OMG....did anyone just hear what Rush just said???

OMG I can barely repeat it..

199 I don't think you are allowed to call Obama thin skinned.  It's racist or something.

200 Rush is going Epic Beard Guy on Obama this morning.

By the end of the morning I expect Teh Won to be calling for the Amber Lamps.

201 What did Rush say? I'm not near a radio.

202 Rush botched his English history a little.   Thomas Beckett went against Henry II and is where the troublesome priest line comes from.

203 Only good thing Obama has done is this fake oil drilling opening. It's a head fake. Not a drop will get pumped under his rule.

But the head fake is a concession that the left and Obama have lost the the argument. Now when a Repub takes office in 2012 or 2016, they can massively open up drilling and say, "I'm just doing what Obama did."

In the same way Bush's spending and the prescription drug bill paved the way for Obamacare, this paves the way for more drilling.

Plus, the eco-elite are the white minority that runs the Democratic party. And that is not tenable. How long will the poor majority hispanics in California keep voting to protect the beach front property of the rich, liberal white elite?

Mexicans drill for oil everywhere they can find it in Mexico -- why do we think the same won't happen in California?

204 WHAT DID RUSH SAY!?

205 Well he was essentially talking about St. Thomas Moore and Henry VIII and how Henry VIII said something about St. Thomas Moore being an annoyance and so Henry VIII's people had St. Thomas Moore killed.  He then said that he is the St. Thomas Moore to BO.  By that time I was a little upset to hear that and I lost the rest but the comparison was enough.  You can use your imagination for the rest.

206 Rush botched his English history a little.   Thomas Beckett went against Henry II and is where the troublesome priest line comes from.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 01:54 PM (X5NxQ)

He just corrected himself.

207 Posted by: bobbo at April 02, 2010 01:55 PM (+ABdJ)

I think he knows oil prices and gasoline prices are going up.  He wants to be able to say that he allowed drilling and that the oil and gasoline companies are too slow in fixing things.

208

Rush could have compared Hussein Obama to Ann Boleyn, but the liberal media would be seeking his removal from radio for inciting the proletariat.

209

Ya gotta love Rush. He gave Bill and Hillary chronic indigestion, too.

Unfortunately, Beck isn't thinking outside of the box anymore. He's so far out there now that he's wringing his hands, laughing maniacally and thinking (seriously)  about what it would be like to lead a coup against Ming The Merciless on the planet of Mongo.

210

37 Barry is an elitist douche who's been told all his life how "special" he is.  I doubt he's ever heard any true criticism of his wonderfulness until now.  Every now and then he lets his mask slip and you see the seething anger lying just underneath the smug facade. 

He's a product of the "my mommy told me I was special, therefore I am," American-Idol-thinking ("I'm a great singer because mommy told me everything I do is great" even though you suck) mentality that many parents of the 60s & edumicators imparted onto children. 

Humility is a character trait rarely taught today because everyone is f***ing wonderful, no matter what you are or what you do. 

 

211 "216 Rush botched his English history a little.   Thomas Beckett went against Henry II and is where the troublesome priest line comes from.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 02, 2010 01:54 PM (X5NxQ)

He just corrected himself.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2010 01:58 PM (VuLos)"

Well I was so upset I screwed up his Henry's and Thomas' even more lol.

The story is HERE

212 A Man For All Seasons  or Murder in the Cathedral? Maybe I'm the one who is confused.

213 To elaborate -- right now ambitious Democrat hispanic politicos have to kiss eco-ass because the white ruling elite (aka Pelosi) control the party and have the money.

Sometime in the next few decades the hispanic majority in states like California will have enough votes that they won't have to kiss white eco-ass anymore. And some ambitious politico will play the race card and say, "Why are we protecting the beachfront property of rich whites, when my poor hispanic constituents could use some petro-dollars?" And that politico will win big.

The eco-consensus in the West and Northeast relied on a white middle class who identified with the rich liberal whites. The white middle class could imagine that they might hit it big and someday it could be them with the Malibu beachhouse. The high school dropout Mexican does not feel the same solidarity or have the same illusion.

The progressive eco-left in America will be done in by the very diversity they so ardently champion. And it will be fun to watch.

214

The progressive eco-left in America will be done in by the very diversity they so ardently champion. And it will be fun to watch.

True, but not so much fun when you're right in the middle of it. I've said before I would rather watch the future unfold while safely ensconced on another planet. 

215 Oh hell yes.  There's nothing on earth as evil as a 13 yo girl. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 02, 2010 01:38 PM (tNr7w)

Pfft.  That's before they've become bitter and suspicious of worthless men. 

216 True, but not so much fun when you're right in the middle of it. I've said before I would rather watch the future unfold while safely ensconced on another planet.

Good point. The Latin Americanization of the United States will mainly be a bad thing. But it will mean we drill for oil while we swing wildly back and forth between left-wing populist Socialists and right-wing populist Authoritarian ruling elites.

A future American society with a large underclass, a vanishing middle class, and an ethnic minority economic elite (whites and asians) will be an unstable, scary, violent America. It will be interesting, though. And it will drill for oil.

217 If Barry said that 2+2=5 CBS would say he was a brilliant post classical mathematician and everyone that disagreed was a violent racist. However, eventually the only people that are not violent racists will be the democrat bloggers, think progress and the media---about 20% of America. Assuming the Country is still functioning at that point he will become the former president and icon of the afro-american activists and god of the far left democrats. The msm will never ever turn on him and no matter who is president they will ask him why he disagrees with whatever current policies are being put in place to save us from the world pawn shop he put us in. He and his crew are so incompetent though that I can imagine millions marching on DC demanding he resign first.

218 "Rush Limbaugh to announce run for President in 2012"

Maybe this is the reason for the "attacks"?

219

And I'll drop the n-teenth reminder about the folks at AIG who never wanted to be public figures and who could have made a lot more money with another company. Regular, apolitical citizens.

Senator Dodd and President Obama had their backs, just like Brutus had Caesar's.

220 "Rush Limbaugh to announce run for President in 2012" Rush couldn't even buy into an NFL team. He'll never run for office. Hannity will though.

221 "231 "Rush Limbaugh to announce run for President in 2012"

Rush couldn't even buy into an NFL team. He'll never run for office. Hannity will though.

Posted by: er at April 02, 2010 02:31 PM (dtJc/)"

That NFL business was pure racism.  Hannity couldn't get elected dog catcher where he lives, he has o'really's problem.

222

If we thought the vitrol from the left is bad now... whew I can only imagine what would happen if Rush DID run.  Omgoodness.

223 Posted by: Sweetsrender at April 02, 2010 02:38 PM (rVDlM)

I'm assuming that someone in the administration read it and went into a hissy fit and didn't realize that it was April 1.

224

Henry II's nemesis was Becket, Henry VIII's was More. Murder in the Cathedral was about Becket; A Man For All Seasons was about Moore.

Becket's beef with Henry II had to do with the authority of the Church over the King: was the King an absolute sovereign, or was he basically subject to the Bishop's authority (because the Bishop was the representative of Rome)?

More objected to Henry VIII's divorce on the grounds that it violated the sanctity of the marriage vows. (Divorcing his barren wife to marry a more fertile one wasn't a valid reason for a divorce, in Rome's view. So Henry VIII invented the Church of England specifically to get around this rule.) More found in the end that he couldn't remain neutral; Henry wanted him (and his famously moral character) in his corner, not Rome's.

Becket wasn't much of a hero in his own right, but Sir Thomas More was and is a moral giant.

 

225

I half expect to have my own name on some petty bureaucrat henchman's hit list.

Expect?  Please, the entire blog is aleady on our extra special "guest" list.

226

Then some dimocrat went home and drank heavily after that April Fools.  Wish I'd have been there to see that. There was that recent poll about how many Republicans thought that Oblahma was the anti-christ.  Can you imagine what the statistics would be for Rush if the dims were polled?  Those people have some serious hate issues.

227 Look, 2+2=4 is old math. The math of the last century. We live in a new, more diverse century. And we need a new, more diverse math. I've repeatedly said that 2+2=5. If you look at my record, I've been consistent on that point.

Now, the Republicans will say 2+2 has always equaled 4. They'll say 2+2 equaled 4 from George Washington to George Bush. And you know what? They're right. George Bush did say 2+2=4. Just like he said Iraq had WMDs. And it's the failed math of the past that led to the failed policies of the past. We can do better. We must do better.

That's why I've been clear on my support for 2+2=5. I was outfront and outspoken on the new math issue. I know the Fox Newses and Glenn Becks and Rush Limbaughs out there will try to say this is some law of nature that 2+2 always equals 4. But don't listen to 'em. They're trying to trick you. Trying to hoodwink you. Trying to bamboozle you.

Now, I think we've been bamboozled long enough by this 2+2=4. I think in an age when America has shown so much promise in overcoming her racial sins of the past by electing me, that we shouldn't turn the clock back to the old math, the math they used back during the dark days of slavery and Jim Crow.

2+2=4 might have worked when counting the number slaves to buy and sell, or the number of dogs to unleash on innocent black children whose only crime was wanting an education ... but it doesn't work in today's modern age of diversity. Just as we needed Affirmative Action, now we also need Affirmative Mathematics. Which is why I'm convening a 12 person bipartisan commission to study how best to implement this new math. This panel will be evenly balanced  and comprised of 9 Democrats and 7 Republicans, 3 of whom will be Lindsey Graham. I look forward to their report and I expect the new math will be implemented in all 57 states by the end of my first term.

Thank you. And good night.

228 Did anyone ever read Sinclair Lewis' book  It Can't Happen Here?    It is about America turning communist.  It feels like we are living it.

229

Posted by: bobbo at April 02, 2010 02:57 PM (+ABdJ)

Bravo.  That was a perfect impersonation.  Your head must hurt, now.

230 Is this the video that Rush wanted to play before he went off the air, but didn't have enough time?

231 Obama says you have to be pretty thick skinned to handle people like Limbaugh and Beck.  Obviously Obama isn't, or he wouldn't be whining like a Kindergardner on a playground.  If you can't handle the heat of the fire, then you shouldn't be in the kitchen.  Obama needs to realized that not everyone "loves" him and that his ego is out of check, as if that's ever going to happen.  So sowwy please Obama that not everyone wuvs you.  *Pats Obama on the head*  Here have a cookie Obama, those meanie Conservatives picking on you will all be over with the next presidential election.  Maybe you should go hang out with world leaders that wuv you, like Hugo Chavez............  cause Putin thinks your a putz, and you've managed to ruin one of our allies relationships (i.e. Israel).  Don't you realized that you can't control the people of the world? What's next?  Thoughspeak? 

232 I'm sorry, did I just hear Obama refer to himself as thick-skinned?  He's doing more blow than I thought.

233

what happened to the strutting 'let them try!' shittalker from just 11 days ago?

the mosty striking thing about this clip is how even harry smith appears broad and sturdy standing next to president slump.

234 Next billboard will have a pic of Satan. "Miss me yet?"

235

@27: "Maybe Bush was right, try and be president to all the people, even the ones that think you're fucking Hitler."

Be fair, now; be fair.  A lot of people on the left said Bush was Hitler, but even the craziest of them never claimed that he was fucking (or even blowing) Hitler.

236

@86: "We trully do have the dumbest bunch of hacks running this country EVAH!"

Uh, remember the GOP in action only a few short years ago?  We're basically an African nation at this point: "Government bad, rebels worse."  At best it's "Government bad, rebels marginally less bad."

237

Unfortunately, Beck isn't thinking outside of the box anymore. He's so far out there now that he's wringing his hands, laughing maniacally and thinking (seriously)  about what it would be like to lead a coup against Ming The Merciless on the planet of Mongo.

Posted by: Brian & Dianne at April 02, 2010 02:00 PM (ITzbJ)

Beck needs to get back on the sauce because I really can't stand him when he's in the manic mode continually.

238

YOU'RE A BAD MAN, YOU'RE A VERY BAD MAN!!!

http://www.halcyon.com/

jmashmun/npd/goodlife.html

Boy, it sure is a good thing that comments think URLs longer than five characters are 'annoying'. It keeps so much spam out, and pointing at some crap on youtube is so much more fun when you  have to go register a fucking special little URL for it like you're starting a new blog or something.

239 His skin isn't the only thing that's thin.  I think that fall he took behind the SUV was caused by a stiff breeze.  At this rate, the man will become a bobble-head or a Tootsie Pop by the 2012 election.

Lay off the arugula and eat some real food, for god's sake.

240 It appears that Obama and his advisers still believe that framing the midterm elections as sanity v. Limbaugh/Beck/Palin is a becoming strategy.

241 I never fucked that woman (points dickfinger) not even once.