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October 03, 2010

Obama, You Own Personal Jesus
— Ace

I was just telling someone how awesome this (old) video is is. But I couldn't find it, since Depeche Mode has gotten it taken off every site where it's appeared.

I found it again. But hosted on a site with dirty porn-type ads.

I'll link it below and hope that no inappropriate ads show up. (At the very end, there is one inappropriate ad bundled in: A racy one for Adult Friend Finder. But it's not so bad (except you know what Adult Friend Finder's all about) and you can avoid it by not letting it run to the very end.)

It's really superbly done. When it was created, it portrayed Obama's campaign as creepily messianic. It still does that, of course, but now it's also bitterly ironic: the testament of a God Who Failed.

Posted by: Ace at 02:24 PM | Comments (168)
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1
yuck

the higher this false god rises, the longer his fall

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:27 PM (Wzli+)

2 But hosted on a site with dirty porn-type ads.

So you found it accidentally?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 03, 2010 02:28 PM (uxAPs)

3 Are the lyrics available anywhere?

Posted by: jorgxmckie at October 03, 2010 02:29 PM (290l2)

I'll link it below and hope that no inappropriate ads show up.

Dammit, you don't have to protect us from ourselves, you know!

Posted by: redstatedeb at October 03, 2010 02:30 PM (CluUg)

5 Jesus answered, "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."

Matthew 24:4

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 03, 2010 02:30 PM (cxGtL)

6 I could only take about 2 1/2 minutes.....that I'll never get back.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2010 02:31 PM (VuLos)

You know it's coming, so I'll say it first:

"Behold! The God who bleeds!"

Posted by: Log Cabin at October 03, 2010 02:31 PM (Y8b3a)

Can't do it. Too creepy.

Still love the song though^*

_{^*That last part may make me a gay male; not sure.}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 03, 2010 02:32 PM (mQ758)

9 Loved it then, love it now. I grabbed a copy of it so if it memory holes again I'll see about reuping it somewhere.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 03, 2010 02:36 PM (bQ5xy)

10 Works like a charm on the weak-minded.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2010 02:36 PM (Zi5DB)

11 Gods who are shown to have feet of clay (as they all do, of course) usually meet a bad end as their former worshipers confront how badly they were fooled and turn on their former master.

I sense that this is happening already. The most cynical of the cool kids are throwing Barry under the bus so they can be the ones to say "I told you so", while hoping that no one remembers that they led the original parade.

Posted by: pep at October 03, 2010 02:37 PM (0K3p3)

I forgot Matthews said he was "new testament".

I guess their kool-aid's time release component wasn't long enough? How did they get that many people that fooled or stoned or whatever? What a bunch of tards.

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 02:37 PM (TJ/aI)

13 Clay feet bleed, Log Cabin?

BTW, aren't sites with dirty porn-type ads a feature and not a bug around here?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2010 02:38 PM (oLT/p)

14 Vomit.

Posted by: gesc at October 03, 2010 02:38 PM (HMLVZ)

15
"Oh, never, never can they feed themselves without us! No science will give them bread so long as they remain free. In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet, and say to us, "Make us your slaves, but feed us." They will understand themselves, at last, that freedom and bread enough for all are inconceivable together, for never, never will they be able to share between them! They will be convinced, too, that they can never be free, for they are weak, vicious, worthless, and rebellious.
[snip]
They will marvel at us and look on us as gods, because we are ready to endure the freedom which they have found so dreadful and to rule over them- so awful it will seem to them to be free."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:39 PM (Wzli+)

16 BTW, didn't see a SINGLE obama sticker in WV.

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 02:39 PM (TJ/aI)

17 What a bunch of creepy, weak-minded, self-hating, freedom-loathing, collectivist, joiners. That's hard to watch.

Posted by: runninrebel at October 03, 2010 02:40 PM (i3PJU)

18 I'll take a wild guess and say the Depeche Mode was taking the videos down because they are douche bag leftists? Most artists tend to be.

Posted by: Sam at October 03, 2010 02:40 PM (Cxsey)

Ace, I know you mean well, but I can't watch the smarmy basturd. I just finished dinner, and I'd like to hold it down. One of the happiest days of my life will be when that self-righteous pos leaves our house.

Posted by: Steph at October 03, 2010 02:41 PM (ZfkPl)

20 My machine won't let me go to that site.....fascinating....

but anytime a human is compared to God, you know it can't be good....

Posted by: curious at October 03, 2010 02:41 PM (p302b)

21 One resource that humanity will never deplete is dumbfucks.

Posted by: Cicero at October 03, 2010 02:41 PM (Jl3/t)

22 Thanks, ace. That image just popped up in my face and made me want to trash the National Mall, the WWII memorial, and put a Coexist sticker on my car.

Really, thanks. *reaches for eye bleach and vodka*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2010 02:41 PM (UOM48)

23 Good, but better is the Obama video set to CAKE's "Comfort Eagle" (a.k.a. "Building a Religion") because the lyrics line up to the photos really well.

Plus CAKE is a bunch of leftards, so it's nice to see them get tweaked a bit.

YouTube link: http://is.gd/fJ5bh

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 03, 2010 02:42 PM (JYuY2)

24 I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Obama, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Posted by: Percy Bysse Shelley's Plagiarizing Conservative Brother In Law at October 03, 2010 02:43 PM (Jl3/t)

25 I must have missed the epiphany.

Posted by: Winston at October 03, 2010 02:43 PM (9QBuJ)

26 Can I buy an "R"?

Posted by: YouR Own Personal Jesus at October 03, 2010 02:44 PM (sOtz/)

27 You all seem to be gloating over this apparent failure on the part of Barry. But I have it on excellent authority that this news will turn around the dems fortunes. When Barry was elected he thought that POTUS meant prevaricator of the U.S. Now that he discovered his mistake, he says it was all just a big misunderstanding... but he's probably lying.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 03, 2010 02:45 PM (r1h5M)

28
These aren't the same type folks that swooned over Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley. These are the false idol worshipers in the same tradition from Chinese and Italian history for mass murders and exploiters of the human condition, Mao and Mussolini.

Posted by: Fish at October 03, 2010 02:46 PM (v1gw3)

29 Obama was so bothered by the 48% that his crazed attempt to capture them may have hastened his downfall. Right out of the box he came after Limbaugh, then the endless television appearances. He never kept any mystery about him, his turdiness was on display nightly.

Posted by: madamex at October 03, 2010 02:47 PM (KuXes)

30 Obama is America's Bokon.

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 02:48 PM (aB+U1)

31
Obama is the prophet sent by Gaia.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:48 PM (BPptn)

32 @ 7 You know it's coming, so I'll say it first:

"Behold! The God who bleeds!"

--------------------------------

Behold! A god whose shit stinks, too!

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 03, 2010 02:49 PM (gzjhZ)

33
Obama's Marxist advisers will continue trying to pick up the turd from the clean end, even after we chop off their Congressional teat in November. The only way to stop Communism will be total annihilation, or a guest shot on Okra.

Posted by: Fish at October 03, 2010 02:50 PM (v1gw3)

34 Obama is the prophet sent by Gaia.

Quick. Someone get the memo to his libtard followers. Cleanup on the National Mall, stat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2010 02:51 PM (UOM48)

35 To try to recapture the magic of the last campaign, Barry is investing in new turbocharged teleprompters with instant lie generation capabilities in case someone asks a question.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 03, 2010 02:51 PM (r1h5M)

36
Jesus gave us The Golden Rule.

Obama gave us: "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:52 PM (BPptn)

37 I still like Moe Lane's "Fortunate Son" video masterpiece. Just watched it again for old time's sake. This one was most excellent, too. In a creepy sort of way.

Posted by: countrydoc at October 03, 2010 02:52 PM (131HS)

38 Obama gave us: "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow."

That was Clinton.

Posted by: angler at October 03, 2010 02:53 PM (SwjAj)

39
As the election draws nearer, the panic will become more intense, the liberal media will increase the lies, and the liberal talking point butt boys will become more shrill. It's almost like a Tampon party for the Democrat Party. Oh yea!

Posted by: Fish at October 03, 2010 02:53 PM (v1gw3)

To try to recapture the magic of the last campaign, Barry is investing in new turbocharged teleprompters with instant lie generation capabilities in case someone asks a question.

Don't forget the sensational new logo.

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 02:54 PM (aB+U1)

Jesus fed the multitudes with five fish.

Obama lets Auntie Zetumi live in the projects while he has an empty mansion in Chicago.

Posted by: madamex at October 03, 2010 02:54 PM (KuXes)

42
Jesus: "Let not your heart be troubled."

Obama: "Tell me what you're worried about so I can tell you not to worry."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:54 PM (g73jP)

43 That thing on Obama's face still creeps me out.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2010 02:55 PM (uHu68)

44 It puts the blinders on its eyes.

Posted by: eman at October 03, 2010 02:55 PM (Zi5DB)

45 I am starting to see more anti-obama 1/20/2013 type stickers.

Posted by: Iblis at October 03, 2010 02:55 PM (9221z)

46
Obama: "You're not as bad off as you think.""

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:55 PM (g73jP)

47 That video was always on arab MTV when I was stationed in Kuwait in '93.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at October 03, 2010 02:55 PM (MCrdT)

48 The Chesterson quote at the end really is spot on. Reminds me of Hitchens thinking back to the national outpouring of emotion over Diana's death. He said, "What the hell was that all about?" Yup.

Posted by: flurmf at October 03, 2010 02:56 PM (xO+xd)

49
The reminder is creepy. Colonialist/socialist/communist community organizer unicorn god who will remove our wealth and flush it all down the toilet.

Yes we can! Yes he did.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 03, 2010 02:56 PM (0fzsA)

50 At some point you've made enough money, saith the Lord.

Posted by: The Barackitudes at October 03, 2010 02:56 PM (Jl3/t)

51 Not the Obama one the original one.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at October 03, 2010 02:56 PM (MCrdT)

52
That was Clinton.

That's all Democrats. Especially when they're hair-brained schemes aren't working.

Hope. It's all about hope with them. Just like the Founders...
/rolls eyes

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 02:57 PM (UQjUb)

53 Wonder if my Adult Friend Finder account is still active...Wait. What?

I hated the weeping and wailing that accompanied his arrival, but I cannot wait for the weeping and wailing that will accompany his downfall.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 02:57 PM (xMKKV)

54 Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

Posted by: Wirgin Mochele' at October 03, 2010 02:59 PM (kb0wl)

55 Oh, and, btw, apparently the Longhorns suck.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 02:59 PM (xMKKV)

56
Obama has decreed that we are children until the age of 26!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:01 PM (En7xg)

57 Obama's new slogan: Have you thanked me yet?

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 03:01 PM (TJ/aI)

58 Rahm Emanuel makes it Official (Video)

Posted by: newser at October 03, 2010 03:01 PM (0MrVN)

That video was always on arab MTV when I was stationed in Kuwait in '93.

By what band? "Mo and the Rage Boys"?

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 03:02 PM (aB+U1)

Its always a fun joke for guys to claim they are a lesbian trapped in a man's body. So you can claim to be a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Just as long as you don't want to be the pitching

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2010 06:53 PM (oVQFe)

I'd like to be a straight man partially trapped inside a hawt woman's body for about 10 minutes, missionary style. I'd probably be up for another 10, doggy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:03 PM (tJjm/)

61 I think Henry Rollins covered Obama better in "I'm a Liar."

and then
you meet me
and your whole world changes
because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
and you trust me completely
I'm perfect
in every way
cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
you feel so lucky
but your ego obscures reality
and you never bother to wonder why
things are going so well
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll tear your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar

I'll hide behind a smile
and understanding eyes
and I'll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you're needing me
is just the time that I'm bleeding you
don't you get it yet?
I'll come to you like an affliction
and I'll leave you like an addiction
you'll never forget me
you wanna know why?
cause I'm a liar
yeah I'm a liar
I'll rip your mind out
I'll burn your soul
I'll turn you into me
I'll turn you into me
cause I'm a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar

Posted by: angler at October 03, 2010 03:04 PM (SwjAj)

62 My daughter just asked if they realize they stole "Yes We Can" from Bob the Builder.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 03, 2010 03:04 PM (MgqLf)

63 Why is he holding the phone upside down? Maybe he is talking to himself.

Posted by: chillin the most at October 03, 2010 03:04 PM (6IV8T)

64 Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

Got that shit right.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 03:04 PM (xMKKV)

65 I lost control of my middle finger while watching.

Posted by: Ronster at October 03, 2010 03:04 PM (9q4PA)

66 I'd like to be a straight man partially trapped inside a hawt woman's body for about 10 minutes, missionary style.

I'll have you know that my body temp is 98.6 degrees, and I purge after I eat. That's the way I do missionaries, baby!

Posted by: Michelle at October 03, 2010 03:06 PM (h/zKr)

67 Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

Got that shit right.

Speaking of bitter irony....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 03, 2010 03:06 PM (h/zKr)

68 Can't wait for the Ed Show tomorrow, so Ed can tell us about what a rousing success his rally at the Lincoln Memorial was yesterday. I hear the NY Times estimates 100 people may have shown up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:07 PM (tJjm/)

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 06:57 PM (UQjUb)

Thanks for leaving us out of the name-calling this time.

Posted by: The Hares at October 03, 2010 03:07 PM (Jl3/t)

70 Isnt Bob the Builder with union local 187?

Posted by: Countaxula at October 03, 2010 03:08 PM (bfJxj)

71 Whenever I hear that Michele speech and see an Obama dead-ender, I think of that original Star Trek episode with "Vol," the dragon-like idol that the simpleton native proto-hippies pray to. "Vol causes the sun to shine, and the rain to fall. Vol does everything for us..."

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 03:09 PM (WovsE)

72 Obama will be gone soon enough. What really worries me is the mentality of the 52% who promoted this poseur to the highest office in the land. If we are truly that stupid as a country then we really are doomed.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 03, 2010 03:09 PM (yQWNf)

73 Who wants to bet on the Redskins choking up the leave in the last 1:30 of the game?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (/yuG/)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 03, 2010 06:32 PM (mQ75

I like this song.

Posted by: Delta Smelt drinking wine at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (A0VTZ)

75
You can't blame us for the rally failure in Washington.

Posted by: The Joo's at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (v1gw3)

76
yeah, rabbits are dumb

hare, hair, here,

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (En7xg)

77 68 Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed.

You got that right!

Posted by: The Tea Party at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (tJjm/)

78
I was thinking of Phil Hare.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:10 PM (En7xg)

79 Actually, with all joking aside, this video scares the shit out of me. The people who worshipped this crapweazel are still out there and many of them are still just as unimformed as to how this country works as they were then. They're waiting for their next messiah to rock n' roll into the WH.

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 03:11 PM (aB+U1)

Wonder if my Adult Friend Finder account is still active...Wait. What?

haha

You are a female, of course it is.

Posted by: Delta Smelt drinking wine at October 03, 2010 03:11 PM (A0VTZ)

81 Off the topic.... this Eagles/Rdeskins game will be looked over for few days...lots of irregular calls. the worst officiating I've seen since the NBA three years ago.. I'D BE TRAILING THESE REFS.

Posted by: ford takes a bath at October 03, 2010 03:11 PM (Ki7fm)

82 That thing on Obama's face still creeps me out.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2010 06:55 PM (uHu6

Moley Moley Moley!

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 03, 2010 03:13 PM (A0VTZ)

83 Oh, Vick got hit by a Redskins "car" and will be out for several weeks. Vick is still getting evene with his dogs I guess.

Posted by: ford takes a bath at October 03, 2010 03:13 PM (Ki7fm)

84
Most union men and women were working on Saturday the 2nd of October and unable to attend the rally. Hard working so their taxes can be confiscated to fund conservative programs.

Posted by: Ed Schultz, CNBC Mouth Breather at October 03, 2010 03:13 PM (v1gw3)

I remember that video and how it freaked me out at the time. Don't see those broad smiles on anyone's face anymore, especially his.

Posted by: Annabelle at October 03, 2010 03:13 PM (pWgNR)

86

IT was many and many a year ago In this kingdom by the sea That a maiden there lived whom you may know By the name of Annabel Lee; And this maiden she lived with no other thought Than to love and be loved by me.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Obama at October 03, 2010 03:15 PM (v1gw3)

87 Dude the Redskins are going to fucking blow this. Watch.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 03, 2010 03:16 PM (/yuG/)

88 Damn this song is 21 years old.

Posted by: Countaxula at October 03, 2010 03:16 PM (bfJxj)

89 How many times can you get close to an interception in a series. Come on Redskins!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 03, 2010 03:18 PM (yQWNf)

90 The pink football digs are hilarious....what is the NFC thinking...?? I think" We like boobies" would have worked better. Kolb sucks.

Posted by: ford takes a bath at October 03, 2010 03:18 PM (Ki7fm)

91 REDSKINS WIN!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 03, 2010 03:19 PM (yQWNf)

92 Wow we won, but yet another heart attack moment.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 03, 2010 03:19 PM (/yuG/)

93 72 Whenever I hear that Michele speech and see an Obama dead-ender, I think of that original Star Trek episode with "Vol," the dragon-like idol that the simpleton native proto-hippies pray to.

"Vol causes the sun to shine, and the rain to fall. Vol does everything for us..."

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 07:09 PM (WovsE)

And the other one with Landreu-----------shit Roddenberry was trying to warn us! He was from the future! He was a jew with a time machine. Brillant

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 03:20 PM (TJ/aI)

94 They shoulda had that TD at the end. The guy got hands on the ball.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 03, 2010 03:20 PM (/yuG/)

have to admit it was a damned slick campaign.

what amazed- horrified , saddened me were how many were willing to hear His ideas and want that for america.

Oh, that's right Most of America watched the mfm and didn't hear shit of his buds and His idealogy.

Posted by: willow at October 03, 2010 03:20 PM (8fK1n)

96 Eagles should have won. Dude blew it in the back of the end zone.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 03, 2010 03:20 PM (yQWNf)

97 Suddenly I can't play the video anymore - did they just yank it?

BTW, going to the site where the video was got me a nasty pop-up that WAS straight porn. Unfortunately, I had sent the link to somebody else and told them there wasn't any porn despite the adult content label. Jeesh.

Posted by: The Tea Party at October 03, 2010 03:20 PM (tJjm/)

98 Actually, with all joking aside, this video scares the shit out of me. The people who worshipped this crapweazel are still out there and many of them are still just as unimformed as to how this country works as they were then.

Yeah, a lot of messianic imagery (halos in the AP photos, etc) have gotten worse.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 03, 2010 03:21 PM (Vz9lf)

Kolb sucks.

But that could have been caught.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 03, 2010 03:22 PM (u3Zi5)

100 Why are you guys going to my web page?

Posted by: JOHN EDWARDS at October 03, 2010 03:23 PM (bfJxj)

101

BTW, going to the site where the video was got me a nasty pop-up that WAS straight porn. Unfortunately, I had sent the link to somebody else and told them there wasn't any porn despite the adult content label. Jeesh.

Look at it this way. They won't be bored.

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 03:23 PM (aB+U1)

102 But that could have been caught. Posted by: USS Diversity at October 03, 2010 07:22 PM _____________________________________ That SHOULD have been caught.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 03, 2010 03:23 PM (yQWNf)

103 @99:I'd like to bitch slap those two chicks with their palms together like in prayer. Bimbohood, personified.

Posted by: The Tea Party at October 03, 2010 03:23 PM (tJjm/)

104 Must see TV tomorrow: Crazy Ed Schultz. Or not.

Wonder how much spittle had to be squeegeed up from the podium after The Demented One was finally elbowed off?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 03, 2010 03:24 PM (UOM48)

105 Off, sockpuppet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:24 PM (tJjm/)

106 @105: won't it be GREAT watching him claim 500,000 showed up? LOL

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:24 PM (tJjm/)

107 I turned on my radio on a monday and thought rush was doing some really outlandish parody. Then it went on too long. I glanced at the dial and it was on the wrong station. Turned out to be crazy ed. It was exactly like a parody of a libtard insane asylum escapee. He is so so crazy.

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 03:26 PM (TJ/aI)

108 101 Why are you guys going to my web page?

Posted by: JOHN EDWARDS at October 03, 2010 07:23 PM (bfJxj)

I said I had a porn site pop-up, didn't I?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:26 PM (tJjm/)

109 I got five bucks that says Rick Sanchez will be on Ed Shultz's show tommorow doing his Jimmy Swaggert impression " I sinned against you...sob sob"

Posted by: JOHN STEWART at October 03, 2010 03:27 PM (bfJxj)

110

Kolb sucks.

But that could have been caught.

I guess your starting quarterback didn't kill enough sacrificial dogs before the game.

Posted by: Soona at October 03, 2010 03:27 PM (aB+U1)

111 hey, Herberts, remember Star Trek -- The Way to Eden?

check out the "One" hand sign they do in the shape of an "O."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:27 PM (Sl76L)

112 All crazy ed had to do is compare his viewship to Beck's. Really, how big a surprise could it be? I guess he thought paying them to come would make up the difference.

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 03:28 PM (TJ/aI)

113 @111: Is Ed Schultz Jewish?

I thought he looked Lunatic.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:28 PM (tJjm/)

114 113 hey, Herberts, remember Star Trek -- The Way to Eden?

check out the "One" hand sign they do in the shape of an "O."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 07:27 PM (Sl76L)

Don't you remember there was serious talk at one point to have people do that gesture during the Democratic National Convention?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:30 PM (tJjm/)

115 113 Another clue from Roddenberry. And the half white/half black half black/half white. And the one world government. The yangs and the cons. OMG!!!

Posted by: dagny at October 03, 2010 03:30 PM (TJ/aI)

116 Well, the only inappropriate ads that came up were the ones touting Obama.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2010 03:30 PM (eNxMU)

117 did anyone else see the facebook movie?

Posted by: curious at October 03, 2010 03:30 PM (p302b)

118
yeah, CC, I remember that.

The People's Cube did some funny p-chops about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:31 PM (fFMjt)

119
And the half white/half black half black/half white.

I love watching that episode just to see The Riddler run through the corridors of the Enterprise.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:32 PM (fFMjt)

120 You watch--that crafty fucker is going to work some magic in mid-2011, and we're gonna get four more years of this purple-jelly-dong-strapon-shame-trip. Watch.

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 03:33 PM (3qItU)

121

Not sure if Ed is jewish

but his 1st wife sure was. Maureen Zimmerman

Posted by: JOHN STEWART at October 03, 2010 03:34 PM (bfJxj)

122
new post raisin bran

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 03:34 PM (Sl76L)

123 There is no prophet but Mohammed and Obama is his suckbuddy.

Posted by: Ahmed the Enlightened at October 03, 2010 03:35 PM (VXBR1)

124 120
yeah, CC, I remember that.

The People's Cube did some funny p-chops about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2010 07:31 PM (fFMjt)

I think they dropped the idea when someone realized it could be interpreted as a whole convention gesturing to Obama that he is a giant Messianic Asshole.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:36 PM (tJjm/)

125 >>just to see The Riddler run through the corridors of the Enterprise.<< Thanks for the memory. Frank Gorshin, who later became an LA cop.

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 03:36 PM (3qItU)

126 127 There is no prophet but Mohammed Obama and Obama Mohamed is his suckbuddy.

Posted by: Ahmed the Enlightened at October 03, 2010 07:35 PM (VXBR1)

FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:37 PM (tJjm/)

127

After the polls close come election night, Obama will be claiming we are the people we've been waiting for, and we didn't show up to vote.

Posted by: Tantor at October 03, 2010 03:38 PM (Ek/Oc)

128 129 >>just to see The Riddler run through the corridors of the Enterprise.<<

Thanks for the memory. Frank Gorshin, who later became an LA cop.

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 07:36 PM (3qItU)

"Riddle Me This! Where were you on the night of October 5th?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 03:38 PM (tJjm/)

129 123 That is pretty funny, my first name is Chris, I live in VA, and I too am a frustrated Redskins fan.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 03, 2010 03:39 PM (/yuG/)

130 After the polls close come election night, Obama will be claiming we are the people we've been waiting for, and we didn't show up to vote.

I saw a teaser yesterday for a local-news feature on why people aren't excited about voting in the upcoming election. Democrats might not be, but people seem to be.... Very Pauline Kael.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 03, 2010 03:43 PM (Vz9lf)

131 Didn't have to watch, I remember it, very well done. And about 10% of those people really feel like fools now. Wonder when the next 10% will finally give it up and admit they were duped by a charlatan.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 03, 2010 03:44 PM (btiSt)

132 If he does lose in 2012, insh'allah, you can bet--I mean BET--that there's going to be some very subtle smug dig at the process/people/victor. Following that, we'll have another 30+ years of this guy's post-presidential preening to look forward to. To this day, I can't believe he wasn't disembowelled in the debates--what a lightweight. Giuliani would've owned him.

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 03:45 PM (3qItU)

133 Creepy. Watched the whole thing and I need a bath now.

Posted by: Cathy at October 03, 2010 03:47 PM (JtKsy)

134 Miss Me Yet?!

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at October 03, 2010 03:48 PM (tJjm/)

135

I dont think and I have never thought Obama wanted to be President

I think he just ran to raise some cash have some fun.

Everyone knew it was going to be Hillary's turn

but when he won North Carolina the press just went nuts.

Posted by: CHRIS in W VA at October 03, 2010 03:49 PM (bfJxj)

136 "Here lies a fallen God.
His fall was not a small one
We did but build his pedestal
A narrow and a tall one"

OK, it's from Dune, but it fits pretty well.

Posted by: Splunge at October 03, 2010 03:51 PM (9uwvY)

137 fo' shizzile

Posted by: Icarus at October 03, 2010 03:51 PM (p4nnB)

138 It still does that, of course, but now it's also bitterly ironic: the testament of a God Who Failed.

You know, The God That Failed and Leper Messiah by Metallica would both be awesome songs for a video like that. Somebody who has mad AV skillz should get on it.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at October 03, 2010 03:54 PM (X7WMk)

139 They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes then steal your dreams
...it's Heaven and Hell, oh well

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 03:57 PM (xMKKV)

140 >>alleged W Virginia?<< It's the state you drove into in the late 1980s from JMU to watch NCAA March Madness because every bar had a satellite dish. At least, that's what we did.

Posted by: railwriter at October 03, 2010 03:58 PM (WovsE)

141 Actually I was remembering a different one that made fun of him.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 03, 2010 04:01 PM (btiSt)

142 OT, but apparently the next topic Liberals seek to dominate by making the use of accurate English Politically Incorrect is that of Illegal Immigration... they want to drop the "I" word and - I guess - just call Illegal Aliens "immigrants."

FUCK YOU, Liberals... and I say that as a LEGAL immigrant.

From now on, let's all of us strive to ALWAYS call the interlopers what they are: Illegal Aliens.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 04:03 PM (tJjm/)

143 I'D BE TRAILING THESE REFS.

Posted by: ford takes a bath at October 03, 2010 07:11 PM (Ki7fm)

FYI assault on a sports official is a felony in most states.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 03, 2010 04:05 PM (j3vhd)

144 President False Messiah

Posted by: Drinky Crow at October 03, 2010 04:08 PM (5+Fvb)

145 54 Wonder if my Adult Friend Finder account is still active...Wait. What?

I hated the weeping and wailing that accompanied his arrival, but I cannot wait for the weeping and wailing that will accompany his downfall.

Are you a standard or silver member?

Posted by: beerologist at October 03, 2010 04:12 PM (gNzDf)

146

I dont think and I have never thought Obama wanted to be President

I think he just ran to raise some cash have some fun.

Posted by: CHRIS in W VA at October 03, 2010 07:49 PM (bfJxj)

I don't know if anyone else noticed, but he didn't look particularly happy election night. He looked scared shitless _{and being shitless is not easy for him.}

I remember thinking at the time that he really was not happy that he actually won. He had that look...Oh shit, what do I do now?

Posted by: Steph at October 03, 2010 04:14 PM (ZfkPl)

147 Are you a standard or silver member?

LMAO

Standard. Never had a need to upgrade.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 04:16 PM (xMKKV)

148 155 Are you a standard or silver member?

LMAO

Standard. Never had a need to upgrade.

So happy I'm not the only sexual deviant.. oh wait..this is Ace of Spades.

Posted by: beerologist at October 03, 2010 04:25 PM (gNzDf)

149 Somebody needs to put the bong down, take off their leather corset & padded handcuffs S&M outfit, and please post the ONT. This thread is deader than Helen Thomas's unwashed pooter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 03, 2010 04:33 PM (tJjm/)

150 So happy I'm not the only sexual deviant.. oh wait..this is Ace of Spades.

Heh. This why we found a home here.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 03, 2010 04:33 PM (xMKKV)

151 "Obama, You Own Personal Jesus" I'm no Christian, but I thought Jesus was supposed to be your own personal Jesus. Did I miss something?

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at October 03, 2010 04:43 PM (XRIh6)

152 Somebody needs to put the bong down, take off their leather corset & padded handcuffs S&M outfit, and please post the ONT.

I think Maetenloch and Genghis are down at the police station arguing with two tranny hookers, a dead hobo, and a live chicken. It may take the police and the bail bondsman some time to get it all sorted out.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 03, 2010 04:52 PM (Id5+U)

153 but anytime a human is compared to God, you know it can't be good

If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him.

Posted by: Gail at October 03, 2010 04:56 PM (f46PC)

154 They will marvel at us and look on us as gods, because we are ready to endure the freedom which they have found so dreadful and to rule over them- so awful it will seem to them to be free

Thus spake the Grand Inquisitor. Nice one.

Posted by: Gail at October 03, 2010 04:58 PM (f46PC)

155 "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow."

That was Clinton

Posted by: Gail at October 03, 2010 05:03 PM (f46PC)

156 Many of those photos are from the AP and other press covering the campaign.. They purposefully sought out the most messianic pictures they had and published those. Out of the countless others they had, the pictures with some sort of Halo look to them were used. At best, they were doing what they can to manipulate the public. At worst, they believe their own press about the man.

Posted by: Dave C at October 03, 2010 05:03 PM (TBqSa)

157 In the great tradition of Fritz Hippler and Leni Riefenstahl. Although, at the end was the G.K. Chesterton quote, so I assume the vid was anti-Obama. Hence the purging by Depeche Mode?? Feh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2010 05:08 PM (9Cooa)

158

I forgot how happy he looked two years ago. Quite a contrast to today. His teleprompter speeches sounded good, too. Now he can barely read them.

Too many drugs? Some illness? Having to show up for work on a regular basis?

Posted by: Avogadra at October 03, 2010 05:27 PM (dtIOD)

159 I wonder if the folks involved in the prez's team have to actually look past or beyond the drug issues, cause there certainly seems to be an issue.

Posted by: Long Hair'd Country Boy at October 03, 2010 05:36 PM (8qNbz)

160 Don't click through there. THERE ARE TITS.

Posted by: West at October 03, 2010 05:36 PM (5wl8H)

161 I've always wondered how many of his disciples literally orgasmed while listening to him speak.

Mostly women of course, but I bet some guys did too. There are just too many people out there who are way too into him.

Posted by: Gun-totin-wacko at October 03, 2010 05:38 PM (IaL7a)

162 Obama was just another market bubble. Sold at a high multiplier, the new owners soon found all the equity had to be written off as good will.

Posted by: ray at October 03, 2010 06:18 PM (xeICs)

163 Apothis anyone?

Posted by: Have Blue at October 03, 2010 08:14 PM (mV+es)

164 Percy at 24 - I was thinking last week at work that we need to watch out for the budget item to fund the huge statue standing athwart the Obama's mighty works.

Posted by: Have Blue at October 03, 2010 08:19 PM (mV+es)

165 26 Can I buy an "R"?

Posted by: YouR Own Personal Jesus at October 03, 2010 06:44 PM (sOtz/)

I understand that there will be several of them up for your voting pleasure on November 2.

Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at October 03, 2010 08:39 PM (gZHvI)

166 That iconic picture of a Golden Obama shows up in the middle of this video riff on the song Kiss Me, Son of God (written back the late 80s). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ4iFNYszTc

Posted by: noon pruning at October 03, 2010 09:35 PM (GYa+e)

167 Oh, man. I had almost mercifully forgotten the whole "worship" meme from the 2008 election.

Excuse me while I go empty the contents of my stomach and bile duct.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at October 03, 2010 09:46 PM (bxiXv)

168 Where's Jack O'Niell when you need him?

Posted by: Have Blue at October 03, 2010 10:51 PM (mV+es)

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