1 This is still not the requested hockey thread.  Isn't anyone listening?!?

2 10-1 the Reflublicans agree to something bad.

3
in

4 On a side note it would go a long way toward pulling me back into the R fold. Not that I strayed far. I just would like to know we're moving in the right direction.

Never underestimate the Republican Party's instinct for self immolation.

5 Canada rules Up 4-1 over the Russian Menace.

On a more idiotic note, TPM has the Dem talking poitns for tomorrow so they say.  Idiotic poll tested phrases, of course:

The Democrats are eager to wrap up health care and are closely coordinating with the White House on the summit agenda. A Senate leadership aide told TPMDC the Democrats' strategy is to "leave much of the heavy lifting to the president" because he has proven to be "very skilled" in similar situations.

"[W]e're confident that we have a strong hand to play and we're going to strike a tone of compromise and willingness to sit down and listen and negotiate while pressing forward to get health care done as quickly as possible," the aide said.

TPMDC obtained the Democratic talking points for tomorrow's summit. The talking points praise health care reform, saying that it:

* Makes insurance more affordable

* Makes the health insurance market competitive

* Makes insurance companies accountable

* Reduces the deficit

* Will end insurance company abuses

Aren't numbers 3 and 5 the same?

idiots.

6
brb

7

The game is afoot. Or a toe. A big toe.

You say that now when the shoe is on the other hand, but if the Republicans don't move against this ObamaCare monstrosity they'll be barking down a dry well.

8 2 10-1 the Reflublicans agree to something bad.

I don't know about that.

They're the party of STUPID. Not necessarily bad. I'd say 50/50 chance here.

Either way, it's a good thing that the world is ending in 2 years. Because if it's not, we're all going to be put down like Ernest Borgnine in Solylent Green.

9 Tazd my ballz bitchez!!!

10 3
in
...through the out door.

11 If the choice is between a gigantic Pile of Shit and a small lightweight turd, you hold your nose and deal with the turd.  Here's the new graphic :

Repub  === party of no turds, or maybe a small turtle-head

Demo === party of gigantic shit-piles

Get the message, 'independents' and PaulTards.

12
hahaha @ make insurance more affordable

THEY"RE ELIMINATING THE 'INSURANCE' PART OF THE EQUATION, this scheme is health care coverage, straight up.

There is no more insurance. You're covered. End of story. The health insurance industry will end.

13 Either way, it's a good thing that the world is ending in 2 years. Because if it's not, we're all going to be put down like Ernest Borgnine in Solylent Green.

Posted by: shibumi at February 24, 2010 08:17 PM (OKZrE)

What will the end be again?

14 What will the end be again?

Chaos.

15 Oh yeah.
What happened to the guy climbing the mountain humping the grapefruit?  Isn't that his line?

16 5 Canada rules Up 4-1 over the Russian Menace.

As a fan of the Detroit Red Wings, it's win/win for us. We have current/past guys on both teams, so it doesn't really matter.

However.... Canada assumes they're going to win because it's the only thing they have in their country. So I guess I kind of want the Russian Menace to crush them, just to reduce the tree hugging uber liberal Cauncks to simpering idiots.

17

Your Honor...

Hasn't my client suffered enough?

18 #13  What will the end be again?

Only chaos.

19 You can bet if there is an olive branch extended it has dollar bills for foliage

20 Ah, there he is!

21
Big Auto (not gm or chrysler of course) is now The Current Enemy®.  The deathcare kabuki theatre will be upstaged by those eeevil Toyota execs getting sweated by the dems.

22 The game is afoot. Or a toe. A big toe.

Someone say foot???

23 I got your big toe.

24 They are extending the olive branch as a distraction, so you don't see that chicken sneaking up behind you with a bazooka.

25 Been thinking this for a while: This is what O's going to do - He'll do the TV dog and pony show, get the Republicans to put a half dozen ideas on the table, tell his folks to adopt two of them, then challenge the Republicans to join up because it's a "bipartisan bill" that includes their suggestions.  All he needs to do is pick off one or two of them.  He'll add luke-warm tort reform or some sort of interstate sales to get his bill.  You watch.

26
Lighten up, Francis.

27 I would demand Nancy put the reconciliation option up for a vote before the summit.  Make them put up or shut up.

28 Where is Admiral Ackbar when you need him?

29

They're the party of STUPID. Not necessarily bad. I'd say 50/50 chance here.

By bad I meant stupid...something we don't want.

30

Dick Morris obviously wants to beat O'Reilly to death.

PPV? I say, yes!

31 Well, Obama has started up his re-election campaign, and tomorrow's Kabuki theatre is sure to show up in a sound bite or two in a "re-elect Teh Messiah" ad.  It's a trap, and I really wish the stupak Republicans would turn him down.  Ugh!

32

Here's a thought...

How 'bout rather than chaos we have optimism. Optimism that people will slam the phone lines of the fence-sitters and threated to money bomb their opponents if they vote for this piece of poo legislation.

Dare I say it....hope?

33 Oh hell, any sane person wants to beat O'Reilly to death.

34

The game is afoot. Or a toe. A big toe

 

You rang?

35 33 Oh hell, any sane person wants to beat O'Reilly to death.

Posted by: Beto at February 24, 2010 08:29 PM (H+LJc)

Well, of course it's fairly universal, but Morris is one of the few who gets up close to BillO. And he is a kinky fucker.

36

Here's a thought...

How 'bout rather than chaos we have optimism. Optimism that people will slam the phone lines of the fence-sitters and threated to money bomb their opponents if they vote for this piece of poo legislation.

Dare I say it....hope?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 24, 2010 08:29 PM (W9iQU)

Uhm, Kratos?  I think somebody just called you a lil bitch.

37 @ 16

Not all Canadians are liberal douches.

Canada up 6-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38 32 Here's a thought...

How 'bout rather than chaos we have optimism. Optimism that people will slam the phone lines of the fence-sitters and threated to money bomb their opponents if they vote for this piece of poo legislation. 

Dare I say it....hope?

I hope for nothing.  Miss'80sbaby's consort won't fall just by hope and either will DeathCare. 

39 Perhaps this summit thingy can serve a purpose.  The Reps should drag this show out as long as possible.  They should use it to expose all the stupidity that the bill contains.  Then, at the end, say HELL NO F**KER!  Every day of delay helps our side.  Ever effort to expose the buffoonery that is Dem health care destruction is good. 

40 #36  Uhm, Kratos?  I think somebody just called you a lil bitch.

The soul stealer should just understand that chaos is the natural end of things.  It's not good, it's not bad, it just is.

41

Rumble?  Jungle.  Nanzi's critter infected bush.  A toe?  A foot?  Hell, a whole leg.

Any member going into that coozfest, is dissolved.  history. kaput.

42 The beaver has awakened, moahdeeb! 4-1 after 1.

43 23 I got your big toe.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at February 24, 2010 08:24 PM (LB0/l)

When they amputated it back in December, I clearly requested it be donated to the Danville Food Bank to feed some poor family. What are you doing with it - wearing it around your neck? Bastard.

44 Just give me fifteen seconds and three rounds in a room with O'reilly

I'd factor that Big Mick.....

45 Has anyone kept track of Teh One's attempts on this? I'd like to see an actual tally. Something like:

? townhalls
1 televised address to a joint session of Congress
1 plea in a SOTU
? televised press conferences
1 bipartisan summit
????

46

The game is afoot. Or a toe. A big toe.

You forgot me. And don't be makin' shit up with that toe business.

47 I'm really just talking about opening my checkbook firing up my iPhone again.

fify

48 39

hilarious

49

Haven't read all the comments yet, but I would be all for a cage death match where every senator has to go in until only the baddest mofo in the senate is left standing, then put him (or her) up against Obambi.

Then we could move on to the congress and Biden's idiot ass...

50

I'm really just talking about opening my checkbook firing up my iPhone again.

you just made the list you.

 

*heh

51 No one comes out of this summit looking good. And that's OK. For now.

52

The Kos kiddies are pushing to use reconciliation so that the Public Option can be added back.  For support they refer to polls taken last summer and fall showing 60% - 70% in favor of the PO.

Under Kos kids' logic, the mandate to purchase insurance from an "evil for-profit" insurance company is unconstitutional.  However, a mandate magically becomes constitutionally acceptable if, in conjuncttion with the mandate, there is a Public Option (good), tied to Medicare rates (better), Medicare for all at age 55 (better +), or pure single payer (best)

Just so long as the HC bill moves to kill the health insurance industry.

53 This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn.

54 John big boner Boehner annouced his House team for the summitt today.  Other than Ryan, he decided to save his All Stars, for a yet, to be announced, Super Bowl.

55

Haven't read all the comments yet, but I would be all for a cage death match where every senator has to go in until only the baddest mofo in the senate is left standing, then put him (or her) up against Obambi.

Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at February 24, 2010 08:43 PM (2GxIb)

Cool idea.  Each senator should be limited in his choice of weapon - he should be allowed nothing more deadly than he would allow the citizenry to carry.

 

56 I think the Republicans should all wear "I'm A Motherfucker" tee shirts to the summit.  And talk a lot about the shoes they are wearing to a wedding.

And take their cell-phones.

And stop taking their meds.

And keep calling the room a "bus."

57 "Punch and Judy" theatrics.

The good kind would be cool.

58
Go take a nap, Morgenholz.  It's past your old-fart bedtime.

59 53 This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 24, 2010 08:44 PM (aHcfz)

Happy Birthday!

http://tiny.cc/9j0eF

60 Yeah, we all remember what how amiable to competing ideas President "I won" was last time he had a summit with the opposition leaders regarding a piece of legislation

61 Go take a nap, Morgenholz.  It's past your old-fart bedtime.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 24, 2010 08:46 PM (RQz4U)

First: another picture of your sister.

62 OK.  That was uncalled for.

63 I'm not gonna get up at 10 to watch the healthcare summit.  My health is improved by sleeping after 10.

64 The Repubs should stand up and say right off; that the Dems have put forth bills that are toxic to themselves. Any idea of us jumping inti the fire is gone.

65 This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 24, 2010 08:44 PM (aHcfz)

Pfft.  What's an old fart like you gonna do with porn?  Do you even still have those urges?  (jk)

66

"This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn."

I'll do what I can.  M-F? M-M? F-F?

I saw your admission the other night, that you sit to pee.  Still confused on gender/orientation, but what "style" pron do you prefer?

67
I'll do what I can.  M-F? M-M? F-F?

Tranny dwarf furry.

68

Happy Birthday!

http://tiny.cc/9j0eF

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 24, 2010 08:47 PM (F09Uo)

As a Melanin-Deprived-American, (MDA), that made me feel inadequate.  Thanks, asshole.

69 11 If the choice is between a gigantic Pile of Shit and a small lightweight turd, you hold your nose and deal with the turd.  Here's the new graphic :

Repub  === party of no turds, or maybe a small turtle-head

Demo === party of gigantic shit-piles

Get the message, 'independents' and PaulTards.

South Park already set the comparison as "Giant Douche" versus "Turd Sandwich."  Like Jimmy, I prefer Giant Douche simply because the size of it makes it impractical. 
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/808/

70 What's an old fart like you gonna do with porn?  Do you even still have those urges?  (jk)

Posted by: Reactionary at February 24, 2010 08:49 PM (4nbyM)

Stare wistfully.  What do you think I do with it?

71

I help where I can Herr Morgenholz.

 

72

I'll do what I can.  M-F? M-M? F-F?

I saw your admission the other night, that you sit to pee.  Still confused on gender/orientation, but what "style" pron do you prefer?

Posted by: PA ratted you out at February 24, 2010 08:49 PM (ucq49)

Sitting to pee keeps the stress off my knees.

And you're doing a fine job entertaining me on that chicken.  Rub its beak.  That's right.

73 I saw your admission the other night, that you sit to pee.  Still confused on gender/orientation, but what "style" pron do you prefer?

Hopefully not "European Style", which is code for a minimum 2:1 Man-Ass:Woman ratio, with a hefty helping of ball slapping (not to be confused with ball dipping, on penalty of death!)

74 This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 24, 2010 08:44 PM (aHcfz)

Happy birthday! I'll come shovel your snow. Oh wait, that shit melted over the weekend

75

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 24, 2010 08:52 PM (F09Uo)

Heh.

76

"Tranny dwarf furry"

I could name that tune in 4 notes, but ........  I'd be banned 

77

Wow O'Reilly is actually paroting lefty talking points with morris.  Its "scare tactics" to say that the health rationing bill would result in forced death if you need heart surgery.  ok.  got it.  WTF happend to him?  I used to like this guy.. .uhhhhg

he's looking out for the 'folks'

 

 

Obama and his supporters are quickly becoming a direct threat to our very lives. 

78
Sitting to pee keeps the stress off my knees.

Hey, the second that clock hits 40, the prostate goes south.  Peeing could take longer than taking a dump now.

79

Happy birthday! I'll come shovel your snow. Oh wait, that shit melted over the weekend

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 24, 2010 08:53 PM (W9iQU)

And you thought I couldn't get rid of it for you.  See the results and fear my awesomeness, woman!

80 For the love of God I hope this summit blows the hell up right in Ovomit's face.  I hope he says he doesn't believe the polls, that he doesn't care what the majoriety of American Taxpayers think.  He's going to start a U.S. riot if he continues to ignore us.  I would think he will get a bunch of Dem house and senate members telling him to piss up a tree.

81 I pee off the back porch.  Then I don't have to worry about having good aim so much.

82 Hapy Birthday HM!

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2010 08:54 PM (omtdM)

Fuck you.

83
Vilification of industry!  I see Saul Alinksy will be at the show "summit".

84

You can call me woman for today because it's your birthday. Otherwise, consider yourself warned....

Hey logprof, where's this other game? Channel?

85 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 24, 2010 08:51 PM (aHcfz)

Look at the bright side.  You can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

86 Hapy Birthday HM!

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2010 08:54 PM (omtdM)

Fuck you.

heh.  I meant that lovingly.  The intertubes don't do inflection well.

87 Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2010 08:50 PM (2p0e3)

I admit I get most of my ideas from South Park; what else is there?

Plato, Aristotle, Socrates........all morons

88 All discussions should have plenty of numbers,  statistics,  and as much medical terminology as the docs can get into the discussion.

Obama starts stammering and making ridiculous statements whenever he has to talk about this type of stuff.

Also,  when the Republicans get to talk they should KEEP ON TALKING.   Obama is going to try to monopolize the time like he does in press conferences with his 10-minute answers.   As soon as they get the floor,  KEEP TALKING.  Pay not attention to buzzers.  Politely but firmly maintain that you need to finish your point.

89

Happy B'day, Herr http://tinyurl.com/yzu7dua

 

90

Don't worry you Conservatives.

I'm suspending my Senate campaigning to go to the President's house, and do my patented "reach across".

He and I will be pals and everything.

91 Fuck hockey!!eleventy!!111!!

...seriously.

(All you Yankee1!!!111 hockey fans can suck it.  Seriously.  We went to a hockey game in the western suburbs of Chi-town years ago, and a fight broke out.  *rim shot*)

You guys keep this shit up, "Some of Us" (back me up, Southern morons) will be demanding polo match coverage, as well as dove hunts, etc.

92 Oh boo! tinyurl sucks.

93 Look at the bright side.  You can date someone half your age without breaking the law.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2010 08:56 PM (1fanL)

Hell, I used to be able to screw a woman 4 times in half an hour.  Now it takes me half an hour to get ready to screw.

94 53 This thread lacks porn.  It's my birthday, I'm drunk, and I demand porn.

Happy b-day, Herr M!

Want pron?  Here you go:

Miss'80sbaby's Minions, Cleopatra's Breast Monsters

95

"I pee off the back porch.  Then I don't have to worry about having good aim so much."

Blind now, right?  I warned you!

96 When Morgenholz "gets a little action," it means he doesn't have to take a laxative today.

97
Here ya go, Morgenholz.

98 The R's need to walk in and, in front of the cameras, say, "Mr. President, it is clear that you and the Democrats have absolutely no regard for the will of the people.  The people overwhelmingly want you to go a different way, but you insist on pushing forward the comprehensive POS.  We cannot disregard what our constituents want.  We will not participate in this meeting."

99 In all seriousness, thank you all for your well wishes.  You're like family to me: stupid, insane, and I only want to deal with you once a year....

But thanks anyway   ;-)

100 For Morgenholz, "tying one on" means fastening his MedicAlert bracelet.

101
You're like family to me: stupid, insane,

Drunk.

102 Now it takes me half an hour to get ready to screw.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 24, 2010 08:58 PM (aHcfz)

Sounds like you are ready to join the nearest electricians local.

103 Fuck me @93

I really am a moron.  Sigh.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. 

Yes, I'm tired.  (Just drove two days round trip to see our kid at Camp Geiger.)  A'hm tarred.  (I drove while Mr. D'oh conducted bidness.)

104

"You guys keep this shit up, "Some of Us" (back me up, Southern morons) will be demanding polo match coverage, as well as dove hunts, etc."

Pullet polin'?  Dove drillin'?  We did the foul fowl thingie yesterday.

105

If the Republicans list 10 things they want and Obama gives them every one to them, they still won't go for it.  A "Shit Sandwich" with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayonaise, mustard and anything else you want to put on it, is still a "Shit Sandwich." 

Boehner smells a win.  The Dems are sitting in a bathtub filled to the brim, holding a toaster with the votersholding the plug.  I don't know how much stronger I can say it. 

 Republicans are going to say to Obama, Reid and Pelosi, "Choke on it."

106 You guys keep this shit up, "Some of Us" (back me up, Southern morons) will be demanding polo match coverage, as well as dove hunts, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2010 08:57 PM (UOM4

Freestyle Cousin Pokin'.

107 I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was.

108

 Republicans are going to say to Obama, Reid and Pelosi, "Choke on it."

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 24, 2010 09:05 PM (rurh0)

I'd go with, you should put some ice on that...

It will be interesting to see if the Republicans stop being the stupid party for once.

109 For Morgenholz, "tying one on" means fastening his MedicAlert bracelet.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2010 09:02 PM (1fanL)

That's the way I keep the condom on.

110

"For Morgenholz, "tying one on" means fastening his MedicAlert bracelet."

Or takin' another hit of Geritol

111 Don't use tinyurl, just put it in the URL box.

112 This is still not the requested hockey thread.  Isn't anyone listening?!?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 24, 2010 08:13 PM (jpf1B)

No.

113 "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping beaver and fill him with a terrible resolve". 7-3 after2.

114 "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping beaver and fill him with a terrible resolve". 7-3 after2.

Posted by: chicocano at February 24, 2010 09:08 PM (6p3E9)

Been there. Done that.

115

Herr Morgenholz, I wanted to take time out from my sexual addiction therapy and wish you Happy Birthday.

 

116 I hope Nelson Muntz has a strong enough voice to repeat his outcry from tomorrow afternoon through election night results.

117 Morgenholz, may someone blow out the candles on your cake....textbook style.

118

I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was.

The older I get the better I was.

119 There was supposed to be a comma in there somewhere.

120 I'm so tired of this shit. I'm done. I'm just gonna start sitting around drinking scads of alcohol while painting panorama pictures of my inflamed knee and elbow joints.

121

"When Morgenholz "gets a little action," it means he doesn't have to take a laxative today."

Or his finger slipped thru me

122 Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Herr M.

123 This is still not the requested hockey thread.  Isn't anyone listening?!?

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at February 24, 2010 08:13 PM (jpf1B)

Don't worry about it hoss.  Just keep crapping up every thread with it.

124 I'm off to bed, morons.  Spent the last two days round trip to see Marine D'oh before he was shipped out to MOS.  A'hm tared.  I did th' drivin' so Mr. D'oh could work on his 'puter. 

See ya'll tamarra. 

(Any of you Yankees who try to chime in on the fake southern lingo, will automatically find your hands permanantly frozen to your junk.  I mean it.)

125 Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 24, 2010 09:12 PM (dQdrY)

Reepicheep?

126

Happy Birthday Herr Morgenholz.

Now stand up and pee like a man.

Fucker, I've had 5 heart attacks and I still pee standing up.

I don't even lift the toilet seat.

127 Morgenholz, may someone blow out the candles on your cake....textbook style.

--
Don’t neglect the balls! I don’t mean any “teabagging” or anything necessarily but maybe some gentle cupping.
--

Words to live by my friends...words to live by...

128 You people are fucking ruthless.

Now suck me.  It's kind of like eating pasta, but thinner and softer.

129 When Morgenholz goes to the cops and confesses to sexual harassment, they just laugh.

130 OK.  Goodnight all.  I have a birthdya blow job that won't come through to get to.

131 Herr's ready.  Finished wrestling the Eskimo woman.  Now send in that polar bear.

132

If the Republicans want to win this thing they need to take

New TesteMax

133

What does <> do at the top of posting box do?

134 Reepicheep?

Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2010 09:13 PM (1fanL)

I could live with that.

135 Hit it and you can add tags.

136 Happy B(low job) Day Herr.

137

Herr Morgenholz, I'm taking time out from my busy day to wish you a Happy Birthday.

Birthdays, wow what can I say. I only had the one, of course.

True story.

138 When Barry prances on to the stage tomorrow, I think they should play circus music instead of Hail to the Chief.

139 Hit it and you can add tags.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 24, 2010 09:17 PM (1fanL)

Don't quote me on that.  And that's what she said.

Anybody watch The Office?

140 Happy Birthday Herr!

141

Anybody watch The Office?

Ya'huh. The only show on NBC I'll watch.

142
Anybody watch The Office?

Season six of SG1 right now.  Only broadcast I'll watch is House, Castle, and Supernatural. 

143 128 I'm off to bed, morons.  Spent the last two days round trip to see Marine D'oh before he was shipped out to MOS.  A'hm tared.  I did th' drivin' so Mr. D'oh could work watch pron on his 'puter.

FIFY.

144 No comments?  I thought the TesteMax ad was hilarious.

145

Season six of SG1 right now.  Only broadcast I'll watch is House, Castle, and Supernatural. 

Of course, he's holding out that he also TiVos Gossip Girl.

XOXO

146 No comments?  I thought theTesteMax ad was hilarious.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 24, 2010 09:24 PM (rurh0)

It was.  I, for one, couldn't come up with anything funny enough to be worth of it.

147 Simon Cowell would be good for the summit. 

"It was cabaret.  I've seen bills read better on a cruise ship.  You took a bill and made it even more forgettable.  A complete and utter mess."

148 Sarah Palin  http://tinyurl.com/y8f4rpt

149

"Only broadcast I'll watch is House, Castle, and Supernatural.  "

 

FTFM

150
The health care summit with Obama as the class clown is deader than Nancy Pelosi's vagina.

151

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 24, 2010 09:23 PM (otlXg)

That is so classless.  I'd never be the first to do something like that!.  But, now that you've started it 

152

Flash!

Boehner said this afternoon that Republicans plan use the summit to “point out what we believe the flaws are” in the presidentÂ’s plan.”  Sounds like "Stuff it." to me.

Olympia Snow, turns down invite.  Yeah!

153 #156  That is so classless.  I'd never be the first to do something like that!.  But, now that you've started it

Have you been here long?  Obviously not. 

My precious memory will be destroying Miss'80sbaby's Consort with the Cestus.  Good times, good times.

154 Obamacare Summit: Rumble or Snoozefest?
Can you say "PHOTO OP"

155 Happy Birthday Herr Morgenholz

156

Somebody suggest a good drinking game for tomorrow's summit, like a shot every time McCain says "my friends" or "across the aisle", or a shot every time Our Dear and Wonderful Leader says "profit" or shovels an ancedote about some woman in Kansas with 2 heads who died because the insurance company wouldn't pay to repair her cleft palate....

 

Any ideas?

157 I'd say drink every time Bambi tells a lie but your survivors would sue me for giving you alcohol poisoning.

158 Ann Coulter is as pleasant to read as she is to look at.

159

All I can hope for at this point is that Republicans recognize they have overwhelming public support to spit this thing back at O and stiffen their spines further.

Or how about we lay our vision of how health care should work in our country? Or spitting. We can do both.

160 Obama or Donks

Let me be absolutely clear - swig of beer

Corpseman - chug a six pack

The reforms we seek - shot of Value Rite vodka

Not one dime - swig of beer, shot of Value Rite

I read letters - chug one beer, one shot of Value Rite

Can't afford their health insurance AND:

die - chug one pint Value Rite

are permanently disabled - chug 2 pints Value Rite

can't understand why America is so unfair - one beer, one half pint Value Rite

During the lost decade - one microbrew

Any reference to a Bush - one shot Knob Creek 100 proof bourbon

Any reference to a Kennedy - one shot Chivas Regal

I inherited - one beer, one shot Knob Creek 100 proof bourbon

I support the free enterprise system = one microbrew, one shot Knob Creek, one half pint Value Rite

I would gladly be a one term president if this passes - one swig of microbrew, one sbot of Value Rite, and a half pint of Grand Marnier


Republicans

my friends - one swig of beer

increase taxes - chug one beer

portability - one swig of beer, one shot of Value Rite vodka

deficit out of control - one six pack

insure equal access - one six pack, one shot of Value Rite vodka

tort reform - one shot of Value Rite vodka

we agree that reform is needed - chug one beer, one shot Value Rite, one shot Knob Creek

insure illegal aliens - one shot Cazadores Reposado

unemployment - chug one beer, one shot Cazadores Reposado

insurance sales across state lines - one half pint Value Rite

prevent state mandates - one half pint Grand Marnier

allow young taxpayers to opt out - one shot Value Rite, one beer, one half pint Grand Marnier

161 Posted by: td at February 24, 2010 10:33 PM (2OlNe)

I love Ann!  Her latest on this piece of ObamaCare theater was great.  If you all want to read it, it's on Townhall.com

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I love Ann!  Her latest on this piece of ObamaCare theater was great.  If you all want to read it, it's on Townhall.com

Except Ann! won't be there tomorrow.

What should the GOP say and who can say it?

163 CJ, I think the GOP should've told Obama to go F*CK himself, JMHO.

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The dims going to this dog and pony show have been in DC a LONG time. Amazing that this is what passes for hope and change:

http://tinyurl.com/yj6d26u

165 Here's the list of gullible republicans who will be the scapegoats for tomorrow:  "The list includes House GOP leaders, ranking members of key committees and lawmakers who have been outspoken against the DemocratsÂ’ healthcare bill throughout much of the debate: * Republican Leader John Boehner* Republican Whip Eric Cantor (Va.)* Energy and Commerce Committee ranking Republican Joe Barton (Texas)* Ways and Means Committee ranking Republican Dave Camp (Mich.)* Education and Labor Committee ranking Republican John Kline (Minn.)* Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.), an Energy and Commerce member* Rep. Charles Boustany Jr. (R-La.) — a heart surgeon who delivered the GOPÂ’s rebuttal to President Barack ObamaÂ’s address on healthcare last year.* Rep. Peter Roskam (R-Ill.), a lawmaker who was close with Obama during their time in the Illinois state Senate.* Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.), a Republican policy bona fide and ranking member of the Budget Committee.Boehner said this afternoon that Republicans plan use the summit to “point out what we believe the flaws are” in the presidentÂ’s plan.”  

166 so a friend who is into natural foods and such, doesn't take any medication that isn't natural, like herbs and things is saying that McCain is co sponsoring a bill with Doregan which will somehow limit "supplements" and herbal remedies.  She is livid.  She says her doctor will now have to prescribe stuff like euthanasia.  She claims "big pharma" is behind the bill and that McCain is sponsoring the bill cause apparently there are steroids in natural things and athletes are taking this natural stuff in big doses to get the steroids.  She said she heard him interviewed about his bill and then called him and told him to read his own bill.   But between the laws about farming your own land and the laws about garage sales, is there anything we will be able to do freely?

167 Obamacare Summit: Rumble or Snoozefest?

Voodoo zombification ... for the 12th time. Congrats, GOP. Thank you for helping to resuscitate the most un-American, un-Constitutional, fiscally irresponsible, stupid legislation to ever come through Congress. It was dead (for the 11th time) but you just had to attend the 12th zombification ritual and lend a hand breathing even more life into this fetid corpse, so that it can wreak more havoc on our institutions and threaten our nation.

Sheesh.