1 End Run VI: The Runnening.

2 So... the org chart is fairly flat, consisting of one line.  What could go wrong?

3 Obama is Mussolini on the Potomac--except that Benito had a sense of humor and was a combat veteran.

4
That old way of doing things is hard so I fixed it.

5 Is Idi Amin's tailor still alive?  Bambi needs a uniform to pull this off in style.

6


Process is for chumps.

7
Old and Busted: The Constitution
The New Hotness: Dictatorship

8 Elections have consequences.

/In the end...

9 Elections have consequences.

/In the end...
Posted by: Kratos

I see what you did there.

10 Whomever we get into the White House next had better be prepared to use exactly the same methods.

11 Who needs Congress, I've got the media as my bitches

As long as they tell you I'm godlike, popular, super-intelligent, cool, confident, gorgeous, and anyone who disagrees is racist, who the hell needs Congress?

12 I'm starting to get the feeling that him canceling the election in 2012 isn't that crazy a thought after all.

13 The end justifies the means but we will all be murdered by this peaceful world before we reap the bountiful benefits of the new USSa.  The little a in the USSa should always be little so others can kick it's ass.

14 Hi, I'm new to the MalorOfSpades blog. I find your ideas interesting and want to suscribe to your newsletter. ------------ BTW, using the above chart as a guide - imagine how much crap he can throw at us even with Repub majorities in both houses. Defunding would be one of the few defenses and that requires a spine. Something that may be just a vestigal organ in modern Republicans.

15 All this is the CHANGE that America voted for by a landslide. We should all rejoice that America has a President who doesn't wipe his ass with the Constitution like Chimpy McHaliburton

16 well to be honest we've had 'czars' since the Reagan administration, so we should have bitched about it back then. President McFuckstick is just takin it to another level.

coming soon

miniplenty
minitru
miniluv
minipax

17

Might as well just get rid of the house and senate.

 

18 Hi, I'm new to the MalorOfSpades blog. I find your ideas interesting and want to suscribe to your newsletter.

You can leave register for FREE here.

First 50 entries get a free hooker pic now.

19
The tumor has turned malignant and continues to grow...take two rinos and ignore the pain.

20
But don't you dare call Obama a crypto-fascist or a communist or a socialist or a left-wing Castro-esque goon with a smiling face.

21
it's old

22 imagine how much crap he can throw at us even with Repub majorities in both houses.

An explosion of unchallengable fiat regulatory power has been going on for at least the past 40 years.  Obama is simply taking a play that is known to work and running the crap out of it.

23
this was on the sidebar a couple of weeks ago

24 BTW, using the above chart as a guide - imagine how much crap he can throw at us even with Repub majorities in both houses

All he needs is the House to vote him funding.  Oh, wait.

25
You know why Bumble Bee Tuna is cheaper than Star Kist and Chicken of the Sea?

Because it's inferior.

26 Comrade Arthur is right. Not only was that authentic internet gibberish, but the point is well made that the best way to kill gov't programs is from the House. Just pull the plug on funds.

The Democrat-controlled Congress of 1974 basically defunded the Vietnam war, leading to the Khmer Rouge, 2,000,000 dead, and communism throughout Vietnam.

27

Funny song on YouTube right now, "You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us Barack", done to the tune by Kenny Rogers (You Picked a Fine to Leave Me Lucille).  For some reason, comments have been disable on this song.

Here's hoping I can get the url to work:

http://tinyurl.com/y97ujqb

 

Some lyrics:  While he shows his true colors, the US discovers, we cling to religion and guns......

 

28 Sorry boots

I can't click on anything remotely related to Kenny Rogers

29 this was on the sidebar a couple of weeks ago

Yea, I sidebared it, but only because that was a day Ace was on fire and I didn't want to steal his thunder...or maybe I was just too lazy to resize the pic down to 480 for the main page ;->

30
Loose wheel, not Lucille.

31 C'mon guys, this is just how he improves on democracy

32
only 2 of us read this farkin' blog?

33 Well, I didn't choose the melody for the parody, but the new lyrics fit the song nicely!  Just pretend it's Merle Haggard or Johnny Cash.

34 i'm here but i'm not conscious

35 An explosion of unchallengable fiat regulatory power has been going on for at least the past 40 years.  Obama is simply taking a play that is known to work and running the crap out of it.
Posted by: Purple Avenger

That has been known to provoke a reaction. Running the crap out of it, I mean.

Bureau of Sabotage? Never heard of it!

36
At the rally today, there was another hippy-wannabe, a tall skinny bearded long-haired galoot.

He was walking through the back of the crowd with a sign:
More Fun
Less Taxis

Clever, eh?

37 So this is what Obama's spokesman meant when he said that Obama has been working to improve our democracy and has taken rather historic steps.

38 got to say, Bush usurped a lot of Congressional power. That was one beef that I agreed with on the left. If we get power again, I say steamroll them.

39
And his buddy who looked just like him had a sign: There Was A Time When Patriot and Minuteman Were More Than Just Missiles

I'm still trying to figure out his stupid point.

40 The more inclusive the party is the more power.

Early American wars some of the fighters were pirates, pimps and i can't remember the rest of my history lesson.

Somebody help me out

41 While I don't approve of what he is doing, I just want to point out that during the Bush Administration, the same sort of malarky was going on. The system needs to be overhauled to prevent this type of abuse by either party.

42 "I guess 'brother's keeper' don't go too much deeper
Than his brother in a Kenyan mud shack."

Oh, dear.

43
Jeff, you mean like when President Bush appointed John Bolton to the UN when we needed that position filled but the Democrats blocked him for no good reason?

44
If I recall, the Democrats blocked Bolton as another way to sabotage the Iraq occupancy. We were getting slapped around by 'our friends' in the UN and the Democrats loved it because it embarrassed Bush.

This was at a time when the UN was awash in corruption and behaving with no accountability. We needed someone at the UN; we needed Bolton at the UN.

45 Now we're making progress!

46 "45 Now we're making progress!

Posted by: T Friedman at April 14, 2010 06:35 PM "

Told you we were improving democracy in America!

47
He was walking through the back of the crowd with a sign:
More Fun
Less Taxis

Clever, eh?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 14, 2010 06:27 PM (ouySy)

Taxis is a biology term--it's a response. Was that what he was going for?

48
what, you mean as in the field of taxidermy?

I read it as t-axis, at first. But I think he was just trying to be funny and use the word taxis, as in cabs.

49

Drudge:

NYT THURSDAY: Obama administration says support of Israel to be 'balanced against other interests'... Developing...

 

american jews least concerned.....

50 45 Now we're making progress! Posted by: T Friedman at April 14, 2010 06:35 PM

Tom, you might want to ask the Chinese whose new infrastructure you masturbate to why a 6.9 earthquake yesterday devastated a city, while a more powerful one in the creaky old USA just rattled some nerves

51 50 - Off sock, a leftist would never say that

52 I won, punk-ass bitches!

53
Can you believe this shit?

Mary fucking Landrieu and Ben imbecile Cardin are 'furious' about the airline that is about to charge a $45 fee for carry-on baggage. They're writing a bill to ban the fee!

Why can't these muthafuckin congress rats mind their own fucking business?

54
Larry King getting divorced...again.

55 Autocracy for fun and profit. 

Hopefully the graphic breaks it down in simple enough terms for people to wrap their minds around.

56 Posted by: dagny's naive sister at April 14, 2010 06:40 PM (2gNDi)

--Levin is challenging liberal Jewish listeners to call in and defend the President.

57 > 35 ... That has been known to provoke a reaction. Running the crap out of it, I mean. Bureau of Sabotage? Never heard of it! Posted by: Dianna About all I remember about that book (Whipping Star) was the beginning where BuSab was described. I guess I'll have to re-read it. Where there actually any examples of sabotage in the two books? (don't even remember the name of the sequel!)

58 Larry King getting divorced...again.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 14, 2010 06:42 PM (ouySy)

--Let me guess: a dog bit someone.

59 > 53 ... They're writing a bill to ban the fee! Why can't these muthafuckin congress rats mind their own fucking business? Posted by: Mr Peebles Because the mind-set of the modern liberal politician is that if there is any problem (or something they perceive as a problem) then it is the Federal govts. sacred duty to fix it.

60
I'm surprised more people don't stuff their pets.

61 Posted by: Boots at April 14, 2010 06:22 PM (06JTY)

Outstanding

62
I wish we stuffed our dog. I miss his face.

63

56 Damn sock. She is still  trying to get pot legalized even though it has wrecked both her kid's lives. Atheist morality, I guess.

Turning on Levin.

But I thought we morons decided that american jews were embarassed by israel and just wanted it to go away...

64 63 stupid stupid sock

65 Seeeeee told you I was right about the delegation doctrine problem.

66 I can haz unlimited power and not have to worry about congress or the supreme court? What a country.

67 Yes.  Levin's ripping a liberal Jew right now.

68 O/T:  Matt Drudge just put this up:  "NYT THURSDAY: Obama administration says support of Israel to be 'balanced against other interests'... Developing...
Israel: Syria Gave Missiles to Hezbollah...

69 Yes.  Levin's ripping a liberal Jew right now.

Isn't Levin a Jew?.....oh never mind. Kill 'em Mark.

70 American israel hating atheist jew saying that israel is only being attacked because the US backs them. Mark finally gets out of him that his only religion is liberalism, O-Bam-a. We adore thee. Nothing like throwing away 5000 years of history for an indonesian imbecile.

71 I'm surprised more people don't stuff their pets.



Ahhhh, shit. I know where this is going......

72
Posted by: dagny's

bar & grille?

73 69 Yes.  Levin's ripping a liberal Jew right now.

Isn't Levin a Jew?.....oh never mind. Kill 'em Mark.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 14, 2010 06:54 PM (nxUYP)

--Yes he is.  He made the excellent point that whether one is a Jew, Catholic or even an atheist, you're a liberal first since that's your primary religion (the Norman Podhoretz axiom, I think).

74

 

Dr. Krauthammer, you magnificent bastard.

75
I knew a guy in Kentucky who stuffed a bear he hunted. Good pose, too. It looked like it was in attack mode.

76 Oh and I guess that report that someone quoted yesterday about I  r  a   n    not getting nukes for a year was wrong....cause vlad says they will have them by August....

77

A Mossad hit on Obama??

78

72 Ha ha. I'm obviously too retarded to have socks.

Obama is just Jeramiah Wright only more boring.

79 Idi Amin BaBaBarack

80 A Mossad hit on Obama??

Don't "tease" me bro!

81 Oh and I guess that report that someone quoted yesterday about I  r  a   n    not getting nukes for a year was wrong....cause vlad says they will have them by August....

An operational reactor is not a nuclear weapon...yet. Esp with that shit fuel the Russians use.

82 Might as well take recess appointments off the table. They've all done them. Bolton being a recent example.

83
yeah, Victoria Jackson was great, today. She was wearing bright red lipstick. I was standing on the side of the stage, so I got to see her pull out the lipstick and smear it on. Believe me when I tell you, she did not need another application.

But she didn't care. She put on her lipstick right there on stage while a speaker was talking to the crowd. I like that woman. She's so real and sincere. And she doens't give a shit what the leftwing haters say about her.

84 Still, you shouldn't call this guy a Socialist or a Marxist. That's just loony.

85

How hard is Obama to figure out.  He's got BIG TIME RACE ISSUES as does his ugly WIFE.   Read her PATHETIC DISSERTATION from Princeton.  An 8th grader in a Catholic school would write better.  And the fat assed bitch whines about being black blah blah blah blah. 
Opie took his daughters and had them Baptized by a fucked in the head RACIST MARXIST PRICK.

He has been a Marxist America hater since childhood.   His list of friends and associates from his Commie family to his Commie rapist pal Frank Marshall Davis to his Terrorist friend Ayers to his practice of Alynski principles.

THE GUY IS PIECE OF SHIT.

The question becomes.   Do liberals AGREE WITH MARXISM or are they STUPID.

OR both.

Way way way way too many Americans are too stupid to vote.

86 "An operational reactor is not a nuclear weapon...yet. Esp with that shit fuel the Russians use.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 14, 2010 07:02 PM (0q2P7)"

I know but it is harder and harder to trust anything you hear nowadays.

Did you see that the astronauts did that space walk, in fact like three space walks, and they can't get the cooler thingy to work and rumor has it (blogs with science geeks) that this could get to be a serious situation particularly with the us out of commission to go up and rescue anyone.

87 Watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seAR1S1Mjkc

88 Mr Peebles: "Why can't these muthafuckin congress rats mind their own fucking business?"

Because issues won't demagogue themselves.

89 Watch Obama lie

90
What if Starbuck's raises their prices of coffee to $10, will there be an Act of Congress to reverse it?

91 If the media had two brain cells, they could look at this and the unprecedented lack of press access and figure out there might be a problem brewing.

92
the media is complicit in this Rule By Decree dictatorship we have here

fully complicit

93

Obama believes his lies.  Obama believes America is bad.  Obama believes that his father was a good man.  Obama believes that he is smart.

This guy has serious, SERIOUS Psychological problems.

 

94 Look, you people need to find out if gobal warming is real so I can tell the Folks what to think. I don't believe in anything but the Folks.

95 Speaking of people who might be just a bit off, this guy is apparently behind the pressure to arrest the Pope and keep him out of Britain.

96 Give me 24 months and I'll make barry look like the amateur he is. Our deficit, bureaucracies, and missile inventory will be halved!

97 OT: Holder says US still hopes to take bin Laden alive http://kl.am/aCFA after saying bin Laden would never be taken alive

98 "Is Idi Amin's tailor still alive?  Bambi needs a uniform to pull this off in style."

Barry in a kilt is an image I'd rather not contemplate, thanks.

99

The airline industry was effectively nationalized decades ago. That's why they can fly when they lose money on every seat mile.

...Just like GM lost money on every car...for decades.

I could care less if they charge for luggage or don't charge for luggage...my tax money is being used to subsidise airliunes, and THAT is just wrong.

100 Posted by: curious at April 14, 2010 07:23 PM (p302b)

Hitchens is a pussy. Any man who gets his ass kicked by Muslims is a pussy.

101 O/T but relevant.   I think, anyway.
Tomorrow, our local Tea Party Patriots are holding their second annual Tea Party Rally.  For weeks now, the committee has been running ads saying that the rally would be held at Parkway Shopping Center, in the KMart parking lot.  For weeks.  All over the radio, in the newspapers, on flyers, etc.  On Monday, the corporate offices of KMart /Sears emailed the committee chairman and requested that they stop using KMart's name in their advertising.  No problem, the chairman said, we'll change the radio ads and we're looking for another venue for next year's event, anyway, because the crowds are getting much larger.  Problem solved, right?  Wrong.  Yesterday, the owners of Parkway Shopping Center received a letter from KMart's corporate legal department threatening that if they allowed the rally to be held in the parking lot of the shopping center at all, they would take legal action against them.  And...the threat worked.  As of 5 pm today, the radio ads were changed to state that the rally would be held at a local flea mall. 
Gee, wonder what happened...

102

Oh, brother!  Check out the picture:

http://bit.ly/ahIsFa Gay Groups Say Tea Party Shirts are Racist

103

Posted by: conscious and saying Obama is a traitor to the U.S. and Israel at April 14, 2010 07:36 PM (YVZlY)

If the tee shirt would have been white with black figures, then it would not be racist. Anyone can figure that out.

104 Idi Amin BaBaBarack

Posted by: Sparky at April 14, 2010 07:01 PM (+54jQ)

Idi Amin Bareback?  Or Idi Amin Brokeback?

105

Way way way way too many Americans are too stupid to vote.

Posted by: gus at April 14, 2010 07:07 PM (Vqruj)

Oh really?  Then how do so many of them keep managing to find the polling places on election day?

106 104

Oh, brother!  Check out the picture:

http://bit.ly/ahIsFa Gay Groups Say Tea Party Shirts are Racist

Posted by: conscious and saying Obama is a traitor to the U.S. and Israel at April 14, 2010

Is that a gay joke?

107

91
What if Starbuck's raises their prices of coffee to $10, will there be an Act of Congress to reverse it?


Good God, dude, what are you?  An airline association employee?

Coffee provision is not even analogous to the airline industry, whose employees can have us arrested for not listening to them.  They fly the skies on set routes, under strict DOT regulations.  There are already a host of market constraints that the industry operates under.  How is prohibiting charges for carry-ons worse than any of the myriad, byzantine regs they deal with now?

Give it up.

108

Oh really?  Then how do so many of them keep managing to find the polling places on election day?

Posted by: Cicero at April 14, 2010 07:47 PM (QKKT0)

Is that a gay joke?

109

OT: American-Jewish leaders accuse Obama of abandoning Israeli security

The latest American Jewish leader to address a letter of deep concern over the public US feud with Israel is Ronald Lauder, President of the World Jewish Congress. He voices the concern of Jews around the world not only about the nuclear ambitions of an Iranian regime with genocidal intentions toward Israel, but the deterioration of US-Israeli relations and the Jewish state's deliberate isolation.

The WJC president asks why this administration seems to blame Israel for the lack of movement on peace talks when it is the Palestinians, not Israel, who refuse to negotiate. Settlements were not the key issue when peace talks broke down before and they are not the key issue now.

Lauder then asks if it is true that America is no longer committed to a final status agreement that provides Israel with defensible borders. He goes on to ask if friction with Israel is part of the Administration's desire to improve relations with the Muslim world and warns that appeasement does not work.

110 When Abe Foxman figures out that 0bama has messed over the American Jews then I'll be convinced that Jews can figure out what's going on.

111 111

OT: American-Jewish leaders accuse Obama of abandoning Israeli security

About damn time!

 

112
oh no no no no no, you misunderstand me.

I give no shit for the airlines or any corporation. My outrage is for the nerve of the Democrats in the Federal government sticking their nose in everything and arbitrarily telling people (or corporations) what they can do, how to run their lives, and how to run their businesses.

113

Oh, brother!  Check out the picture:

http://bit.ly/ahIsFa Gay Groups Say Tea Party Shirts are Racist

Posted by: conscious and saying Obama is a traitor to the U.S. and Israel at April 14, 2010

Is that a gay joke?

Mmmmph trrt mmmarkkk miii onnngriiiit.......

114 oh no no no no no, you misunderstand me.

I give no shit for the airlines or any corporation. My outrage is for the nerve of the Democrats in the Federal government sticking their nose in everything and arbitrarily telling people (or corporations) what they can do, how to run their lives, and how to run their businesses.

Air travel is like sea travel, under the very strict rule of the federal govt. The absolute jurisdiction there dates back to the Magna Carta. They simply define minimum standards for something to be called a "Ticket" for travel. Because after you have booked travel is not the time to discover that your briefcase, or in at least one case, water to fight dehydration, is not included.

115 Any of the Boston tea party morons here? 

116 Rush was talking about the power grab this afternoon. Said if this were a Republican, the media would be screaming "FASCIST!!!".

However, since it's their god turned man, it's all good.

117
yeah, I'm still here

118 How is prohibiting charges for carry-ons worse than any of the myriad, byzantine regs they deal with now?

Oh I dont know maybe safety considerations vs the right of a COMPANY TO PRICE THEIR SERVICE.

119 Wait till Nov 2010 I'll show you a fucking end run to end all end runs

120 O/T  Obama, "Whether we like it or not, we remain a military superpower."

121 "120 How is prohibiting charges for carry-ons worse than any of the myriad, byzantine regs they deal with now?

Oh I dont know maybe safety considerations vs the right of a COMPANY TO PRICE THEIR SERVICE.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 14, 2010 08:04 PM (7VvJB)"

didn't read the thread but safety considerations, particularly with arilines are paramount.  I think a lot of this luggage roulette have to do with the rising costs of jet fuel and the weight of the plane.  The lighter it is I think the less jet fuel they use.

Anyways....a company has the right to put any price on their service....and I, the consumer, have the right not to use their service....eventually said company gets the message and becomes competitively priced or they go out of business....simple concept...supply and demand....

122
yeah, my point is who is that corrupt Mary Landrieu to decide how much a business charges for their product?

This is clearly a knee-jerk reaction to a bunch of people complaining about the fee. The simple solution is to not use that airline, anymore. No need to make a federal case out of it.

123 122 O/T  Obama, "Whether we like it or not, we remain a military superpower."

Posted by: fozzy at April 14, 2010 08:08 PM (ccEuN)

Obama can stick a muslim minaret up his ass sideways.

124
kinda like that nonsense about Obama capping bank CEOs pay

125 104

Oh, brother!  Check out the picture:

http://bit.ly/ahIsFa Gay Groups Say Tea Party Shirts are Racist

Posted by: conscious and saying Obama is a traitor to the U.S. and Israel at April 14, 2010 07:36 PM (YVZlY)

“It’s veiled homophobia in action, and peddling homophobia and profiting from it are both immoral and unacceptable,”

Rea Carey, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.

So when are we supposed to rely on the executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force for "morality" cues? Maybe about the same time I start taking advice from NAMBLA on tips for hiring a babysitter or the North American Zoosadism Association on pet adoption strategies.

126

Gay Groups Say Tea Party Shirts are Racist

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 14, 2010 07:47 PM (r1h5M)

Would "Fags For Che" be racist? 

127 OT - The number of homeowners who defaulted on their mortgages even after securing cheaper terms through the governmentÂ’s modification program nearly doubled in March, continuing a trend that could undermine the entire program.

128 O/T  Obama, "Whether we like it or not, we remain a dominant military superpower."

When will the country realize that we've got an America-hating fifth columm occupying the Executive Branch of the government?

129 Sally Quinn makes me ill We need an alternative to fox

130 Sally Quinn is not hittable, except by Washington Post Editor's in Chief.

131 Oh I dont know maybe safety considerations vs the right of a COMPANY TO PRICE THEIR SERVICE.

You overstate rights. Again air travel is completely under the jurisdiction of the Federal Government. You as a person and a business have no rights when engaged thereof. The only basis in both Constitutional and British Colonial law places air travel on par with sea travel; Meaning the government gets to control every aspect they wish. Your right to travel does NOT extend into federal airspace. It is clearly a privilege at that point. Your right to conduct business does NOT extend into federal airspace it is a privilege.

132 129 OT - The number of homeowners who defaulted on their mortgages even after securing cheaper terms through the governmentÂ’s modification program nearly doubled in March, continuing a trend that could undermine the entire program.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 14, 2010 08:15 PM (7VvJB)

Mortgage workouts are of limited value when you don't have a job and hence lack the means of any repayment.

133

“It’s veiled homophobia in action, and peddling homophobia and profiting from it are both immoral and unacceptable,”

Rea Carey, executive director of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force.

I just love the word "homophobia".  It's so, uh, post-modern.  Fuckin' italics.

134 Sally Quinn is not hittable, except by Washington Post Editor's in Chief.me.

135 The number of homeowners who defaulted on their mortgages even after securing cheaper terms through the governmentÂ’s modification program nearly doubled in March, continuing a trend that could undermine the entire program.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 14, 2010 08:15 PM (7VvJB)

Not a problem.  Obama's loan modification program will simply extend the benefits, and force the lenders to accept terms as dictated by the government. If the lenders balk at the Obama charity move, the government will simply pressure the lenders into bankruptcy.  That way, it will be easier for the government to cancel the loans and award the poor borrowers a home at someone else's expense.  Thank not?  Standby!

 

 

136 This is an interesting companion post to Gabriel's below, Democrats in Retreat on Signature Issues. Congressional Dems don't have to bother legislating, debating, advising, consenting, representing, or much of anything really. Obama's doing it all for them!

137

O'Reilly is continuing the lie about Orca coming from poverty, and living as a poor sharecropperÂ’s daughter who was molested by some unnamed source. 

O'Reilly needs to cut the bullshit and stick with the facts and not the O'Reilly facts as stated by OÂ’Reilly the nattering trouser trout.

 

 

138

"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Barack Hussein Obama, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the RethugliKKKan AmeriKKKA in General and the Cracker-ass Crackers in Particular."

Hmmmmm, yeah.

Rahm! Pirouette your ass in here and get me some new business cards.  Now, motherfucker!

139

@10: "Whomever we get into the White House next had better be prepared to use exactly the same methods."

That limits it to Democrats.  Republicans piss themselves at the mere thought of seeing their own shadow.

140 @115: Is that a gay joke?

Mmmmph trrt mmmarkkk miii onnngriiiit.......

Posted by: No. This is a Gay Joke. at April 14, 2010 07:53 PM (horlA)

---------------------

A guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 5 shots of the bar's strongest whiskey.  The bartender looks at him and says: "Why 5 shots of whiskey?"

The man says: "Well, I just had my first blowjob."

The bartender says: "Hey, congratulations, that does call for a drink!"

The man frowns and says: "No kidding.  This is the third bar I've been to, and I still can't get rid of the taste."

141 10 Whomever we get into the White House next had better be prepared to use exactly the same methods.

Posted by: The War Between The Undead States at April 14, 2010 06:14 PM (svVYR)

That's OUR position.

142

Well, he did say he was still working on that democracy thing.

 

143 "145

Well, he did say he was still working on that democracy thing.

 

Posted by: Lily at April 14, 2010 09:16 PM (igSv+)"

Yep Hugo is working on that too.......

How could he not realize that he should be working on the democratic republic thing....which is different from the just plain old democracy thing...

144 led strip ghd glätteisen ghd glätteisen

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146 Posted by: Boots at April 14, 2010 06:22 PM (06JTY)

Outstanding

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2010 06:49 PM (QrA9E)

It is against the rules here to sock puppet a resident poster here. Besides I have not given you permission to use my name.

147 Ooops; that was me. Just noticed the date.

148 Altýn Çilek Hapý Nedir? Altýn Çilek dünyanýn lif oraný en yüksek meyvesidir. En yakýn rakibinden 3,5 kat daha fazla lif içeren yapýsý onu dünya zayýflama sektörünün gözdesi yapmýþtýr. Bu lifli özelliði sayesinde net bir tokluk hissi saðlamakla birlikte en önemli özelliði vücuttan su kaybetmeden, kaslarý deðil yaðlarý hedef alarak kýsa zamanda yüksek ve sürekli kilo kaybý saðlamasýdýr. Altýn Çilek, Baþbakan R.Tayyip Erdoðan'ýn da bu meyveyi tükettiðini belirtmesinden sonra, gerçek anlamda hak ettiði deðeri bulmaya baþladý. En inatçý bünyede bile inanýlmaz sonuçlar veren Altýn Çilek þu an itibari ile piyasada bulabileceðiniz en kuvvetli zayýflama takviyesidir.