1 I would find it hard to know if Bambi lost the MFM. I don't watch any of them so I will never see the tree falling in that forest.

2 Welcome to our nightmare. Grab a ladder or rope. We're climbing outta here. We'll use Frum as the stepstool.

3
The liberal media has produced a strong case of whup-ass on Obama, but no amount of ridicule or scorn will alter his mission to deconstruct America and rebuilt it in his Marxist image.  Karl must be very proud.

4

Preference cascade in 3...2...1...now!

5
Mommy, why do Americans hate daddy?

6 Yes, I'm very proud.  But just between you and me, this erg guy?  The troll that loves me so much?  Real cockknocker.

7 president propeller-head will lash out. people like him have to, but enjoy the day people, tomorrow theyll be right back at the altar with no problem.

8 Time for this Halfrican American to go.

9 I fully expect that the next meme to become popular is "Yes, Obama is bad but we had to vote for him to avoid that dunce, Palin."

10
The President did a masterful job detailing for the American people how we intend to transform this spiteful country into a loving and caring liberal utopia.

11

Obumbles' Step and Fetch didn't go over big on the left?

But he's so historic!?!?

 

12 Obama singing the Kick Ass song.  Funny.

13
The Internet blogs are very harmful, and after we complete the FCC review of the criminality, the DOJ will begin to prosecute those blogger's critical of President Obama and his administration.

14 Sorry about the screwy tinyurl ...

15
Don't blame me for Obama's screwy mess, I only invented the Internet and screwed a chick on the side without Tippers knowledge.

16 The liberal media has produced a strong case of whup-ass on Obama, but no amount of ridicule or scorn will alter his mission to deconstruct America and rebuilt it in his Marxist image.

I thought they were bitching because he's not deconstructing fast enough.

17

 

I stopped 90% of the oil leak.

I have 90% employment.

I keep Americans safe from 90% of terrorists attacks.

I am President Ninety-Percent!

18

A little-seen still shot of the Manchild in the Oval Orifice.

http://bit.ly/a70nIc

 

19 Hard for me to pull much schadenfreude from the oil disaster.  The truth is, when Bama is gone, we'll still be stuck with the MFM and the  "jaywalking" voters who voted for him.  That is our problem.

20 Well, it was fascinating to find out that even my lib/dem friends thought he was disingenuous at best to suddenly out of the blue bring up GOD.   When I said, the whole speech was ala billy boy where he read the polls and instructed the speech writer to "hit all the polling points"....they had to agree.  I still think that he meant to give another speech but changed to that speech at the last minute.  Wonder why though.

21

 

90% is like an A-, which is pretty good.

I'm gonna fix everything...tomorrow.

Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.

22
Jimmah Cartah is having a weekend barbecue to celebrate his move into the number two slot.  Billy was unable to attend. 

23 This is a false choice.

24 OMG....Rush has a jimmy carter speech that sounds just like last night's speech....

25

what did i say?

In the morning thread.

This meeting was about nothing other than the Escrow account.

i hate being right in this instance. sonof a bitch

26 Obama invoked God during the end of his 18-minute BS spew.

Was he praying to himself?

27

Wow. Rush is playing back-to-back Carter and Obama clips. I hadn't remembered that, just like Obama, Carter sounded angry.

 

28 July 15, 1979...the crisis of confidence speech or the malaise speech.  I remember someone posting this a while back....

Did they just look up this speech and retool it for last night?

29

Wow, Rush plays a Carter speach that has almost the same rhetoric as O'Fumbles' snorefest, last night!

Speachwriter Overboard in 3...2...1...

 

30
Obama invoked God during the end of his 18-minute BS spew.

Was he praying to himself?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 16, 2010 01:11 PM (9hSKh)

Muslims around the world are mad as hell about his reference to God. We all know he stands with the Muslims.

31 Daddy, since Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house, wouldn't she make a good czar?

32 Nah, if Obama (actually Pelosi) manages to pass 'comprehensive immigration reform', 'cap'n trade', or any other dearly loved lib bills, these clowns will happily go back to slumber, drinking Kool-Aid, and sing his praise all over again.

33

 

I pulled 90% of the pelicans from the brink.

34 Meh, they are still incapable of admitting they backed a loser. The "he's too cool" complaint will suffice for now.

35 whoops, I spell güd!

36 b w a  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
nov. 2010 & 2012 can't come fast enough
not hopeful the msm won't revert a.s.a.p, however, to the stance they've maintained since idiot-in-chief came on the scene

37 I remember one of my professors saying that this speech for Carter, as angry as Carter was, was really a turning point where he was just finished politically.  rush is saying that BO sounded angry last night.  Do you guys think he sounded angry..  I thought maybe he had to do a number 1 or a number 2 cause he ran through that speech like it was a word marathon.

38 Pelosi has passed cap and tax.

39

"I demand that you plug that hole! Now! And stop paying those damned dividends immediately! Pays all your money to my, er, an independently administered fund, now!"

Grabs golf bag and leaves.

40 Progress: the first step to dethroning the emperor is to recognize that he has no clothes.

41 So Dry Hole Dowd had an epiphany, did she? Yes Maureen, you are the super massive black hole of idiots. You were scarfing Hercule's member with great enthusiasm only to open your tearing eyes and find your lips attached to Tiny Tim. Be assured, the memory of this (and the taste if Tiny Tims little winkie), shall be kept fresh in your mind via our endless rubbing of your nose in it. Yer welcome!

42

Yeah, The Vapid One™ reached a new low last night. But losing the MSNBC horde of idiots was an unexpected plus. I also read MODo's article but couldn't make any sense of whaterver it was that she wrote.

The problem with this is, now that Obama's halo is gone and W is retired, on whom will they vent their considerable immature rage that the country isn't moving towards Marxism quickly enough to suit them? 

43 at least he can't claim he inherited the actualy spill from Bush. Sure he can blame other stuff, but i don't think americans are so dumb that they would believe this spill started during the Bush presidency.

44
Here is the new Presidential Limousine.

45 The damage to the economy from drilling moratoriums, increased taxes, increased government red-tape, and everything else that this administration uses this spill as an excuse to throw at the oil & gas industry will do more harm to the economy long-term than the spill ever will.

46

 

how many Republicans voted for the Cap & Trade scam?

47

The Gulf of Mexico Tar Pits is now trully Mahatma Bama's Waterloo and this is the MFM'a oppotunity to bail off the sinking ship. The disaster itself, the pathetic response, the dreadful optics of all the blunders and misteps and the sheer politization of the shit storm is too much; even for the most dieD in the wool libtard. Let this be the beginning of the end, so that we can heal this country. The sad thing is, as often is the case-a tradgedy must take place before people get there heads out of their ass.

    

48 God help us. We don't seem to be able to help ourselves.

49 Gee Mika and JOe must have gotten the "will you stand by the president, (so and so, insert name) email....cause they thought it was a great speech....guess chris and the other two hadn't gotten the email yet.

50 So wait... Is MSNBC racist now?

51 The liberal media has produced a strong case of whup-ass on Obama, but no amount of ridicule or scorn will alter his mission to deconstruct America and rebuilt it in his Marxist image.  Karl must be very proud.

Posted by: Fish at June 16, 2010 12:58 PM (v1gw3)

But this is exactly why the Left is starting to despise him so overtly.  The Left invested in Obama their dream of a Messianic and technocratic President who would be so charismatic and competent that he would easily dismantle the American capitalist system and replace it with Socialism that Works.  His abject failure -- his manifest incompetence -- has forced on them the realization that not only will he fail to implement their Socialist dream, but he will reinforce all the bad things Americans tend to think about Socialism, pushing their dream further out of reach.

An interesting parallel: at Israel's founding, the Left rejoiced because the new country was going to leverage the ingenuity of the Jewish people to create Socialism that Works.  However, by the 1970s, Israel decided to abandon a true Socialist model and embrace free-market reforms... and in that instance, Israel's success with that transition undercut the Left's arguments for Socialism, pushing their dream further out of reach.  And since then, the Left has made Israel Public Enemy Number Two, the Little Satan behind the Great Satan that is the United States.

52
slObama will get around to it when slObama wants to get around to it.

53 but i don't think americans are so dumb that they would believe this spill started during the Bush presidency.

Posted by Ben

Hope. Change.  Duh.

54

He's Dead, Spock....... you killed him.

55 I thought maybe he had to do a number 1 or a number 2 cause he ran through that speech like it was a word marathon.

Posted by: curious at June 16, 2010 01:13 PM (p302b)

He may have been worried because he forgot to tell the White House staff to get those Sweet Chili Doritos he really likes, and time was running out to get to the store and back before the NBA Finals game started.

56

The Gulf of Mexico Tar Pits is now trully Mahatma Bama's Waterloo and this is the MFM'a oppotunity to bail off the sinking ship.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 16, 2010 01:15 PM (pr+up)

Yep, it's Waterloo at it's best.

57 I knew it!  He wore the damn teleprompter out!

58

ObamaÂ’s Oil Speech Leads To A Gusher Of Liberal Criticism

I'll give myself a solid B+ on it.

59 So does anyone have any suggestions for how to resist punching liberals who you know voted for Obama in the nose when they are now complaining about him?

60

http://tinyurl.com/2ahcd2s

 

Have I ever seen Sarah Palin refer to Trig as the “retarded one”?

No I have not personally heard her use that term, but I do remember my brother twice coming home and telling me about it.

So we now have independent confirmation that Palin, after making a huge song and dance about the use of the word “retarded” by Rahm Emanuel to describe – metaphorically – some Democrats, referred to her own Down Syndrome son – literally – as “retarded” in front of him at home. And yet no one in the MSM challenged her on this point when she launched into one of her Emanuel nonsense, as if her word is somehow automatically more reliable than Levi’s – because, er, she’s powerful. No one, in fact, has even asked her to rebut Levi’s and Mercede’s assertion.

Deference, again. Deference, always. And to give an insight into who really does have power in this situation:

Do I feel safe living in Wasilla?

No. I do not feel that my property is safe, nor do I feel my family is safe.

Amazing how many people say that in private about living under the shadow of Todd Palin. And one reason I remain happy that Joe McGinniss accepted the offer to live next door: itÂ’s an open declaration that he is not afraid. Bursting that bubble of fear and intimidation is critical to getting at the truth.

Oh wait, there is this quote tooÂ…

Can I say for a fact that Levi is not the father of Trig?

YES! Levi is NOT the father of Trig. He is the proud father of Tripp Easton his one and ONLY child.

Clearly the maniacal Todd Palin is torturing Levi and his family to keep them spouting these lies! Lies! LIES!

61 Here is the new Presidential Limousine.

Posted by: Fish at June 16, 2010 01:15 PM (v1gw3)

You know how I know that's not really Obama's limousine?  No diamond in the back, no sun-roof top -- both of which are essential for him to be diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

62 I think Michelle ought to come out and make a speech putting all of us in our places. Should be worth a -10 on the Rassie.

63 29 Wow, Rush plays a Carter speach that has almost the same rhetoric as O'Fumbles' snorefest, last night!  Speachwriter Overboard in 3...2...1... 

Posted by: garrett at June 16, 2010 01:12 PM (FtWwU)

Wasn't Chris "Tingle" Matthews the brilliant Carter speechwriter responsible for that infamous speech?

64 51 Gee Mika and JOe must have gotten the "will you stand by the president, (so and so, insert name) email....cause they thought it was a great speech....guess chris and the other two hadn't gotten the email yet. I got the email from Mitch, too. Pathetic, ain't it?

65

Even with a deeply flawed president McCain, remember his running mate?  Why wouldn't Sarah be in charge of the energy sector? 

Who's to say she wouldn't put in sweeping changes in MMS, even the HHS (FEMA included) will get more competent people in charge.

With the initial BP rig explosion / leak, I think Sarah Palin would not be 'too proud' to put a phone call or two to GWB or Darth Cheney for their vast experience and advice.

Obama IS the biggest man-made disaster.

66 Let's have a round of...err...applause for Mr. Andrew Sullivan. 

67 new acronym (to me) heard on Rush yesterday (don't know if he originally coined the phrase)

AKOTUS -- A** KickerOf . . . you get it

68 Yep, it's Waterloo at it's best.

Posted by: Fish at June 16, 2010 01:18 PM (v1gw3)

Love it! It never gets old.

 

69 Yippee! Skyrocketing energy costs!  Thanks 52% you mother fuckers!

70 @stuiec

Great parallel! It also corresponds with the religious right embracing Israel. That's probably coincidence, but...

71 "a pundit class attempting to defect blame"

I always thought it was Obama who defected blame. Who knew?

72 Maybe, but it'll fly like a rock as she's shown more competence in the crisis then our "Spock like President". As a Star Trek fan implying that Obama is anything like Spock truly insults me.

73 Posted by: stuiec at June 16, 2010 01:15 PM (W+GYq)

Word.  Marxism/socialism has failed every time it has been tried but they are still looking for that prophet who can walk on water make Marxism work.

Marxism:  When a hundred million dead is not enough!

74 Oops. I was thinking "defecate blame" @72. My bad.

75 No diamond in the back, no sun-roof top -- both of which are essential for him to be diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean.

Just be thankful for what you got.

76 Obama invoked God during the end of his 18-minute BS spew.

Was he praying to himself?

Can he tell a lie so big even he can't believe it?

77 Oops.

78 Obama = Ike

MFM = Tina

Sadly, I think this story will end before Tina's triumphant kicking him to the curb and strutting about with those legs.

79

I believe it was the Boston Globe (during the 200  that did a feature on Obama's past non-accomplishments as a community organizer.  Showed, in  pictures, all the waste and destruction of Chicago's southside, in particular any project that Obama had been involved with (along with his partner in no-good, Tony Rezko).

Anybody could have looked at those photos and known that Obama was all hat, no cattle.  Everything he ever touched turned to crap once he was done with it.  What a wonderful future we have in store for us.  Obama is the anti-Reagan, whereas with Reagan it was morning in America, with Obama it's midnight in hell.

80 I have no idea how I ended up with a smiley in my post above, that's kinda odd.

81

We are witnessing the beginning of the end of Obama's Presidency. It's unprecedented.

82 The only way that the speech could have been more awesome would be if he spoke while hugging an oil-saturated baby otter.

83 Dry Hole Dowd I'm SO stealing that.

84

The Lame-stream Media doesn't posses the self-awarness to admit they backed an incompetent, who they were too infatuated with to properly vet in 2008.

We've alreay seen them try to cover for Barry with the "the country is ungovernable" narrative a few months ago, and it will resurface again as an excuse for his failures. 

Worse, look for black-white race relations in this country to sour as the only voting block that stays with Barry will be African-Americans, and the media stokes the conflict by portraying Obama's failures as the fault of his white advisors and supporting cast: Emanuel, Axelrod, Podesta, Biden, Pelosi, Reid et al.

After all it can't be Barry's fault. It has to be those mean white people who undercut him and sabotaged his efforts, right?

Barry is so dim, he still doesn't realize that the clock has run out on blaming Bush for all his problems. Even the media doesn't buy that load anymore despite his efforts last night to blame the Bush for the incompetent, corrupt MMS led by Barry's own appointee and overseen by Barry's Sec of the Interior, the buffoonish Ken Salazar.

It would be fun and well worth relishing the frantic failings of this presidency, except that in it's death throes, Barry's administration & minions will do even more serious damage to our economy and further change the historic relationship between US gov't and the American citizens.  

85 The thin-skinned One won't need much disapproval from his peers in the MFM for His Oneness to feel it.  And we will see him feel it because he isn't good at hiding his anger when people criticize him.

It.Will.Be.Great.

86
So now we're playing cooter music?

OK, how about Marvin Gaye's "What's Goin' On?

It never fails to remove thongs or granny panties.

87 Don't worry your little heads, wingers. We'll never turn on Barry, not really. As soon as a Republican criticizes him, we'll retaliate. Barky is a bastard, but he's OUR bastard. Family, as it were.

88

This is almost, no wait, this is a ball-dipping moment in American journalistic history.

Prepare the pudding!

89 These are the cap and tax repubs.

90 58 Got a feeling the MSM is itching for a fight. Someone to run against Obama for the party nomination. Might sell a few newspapers. Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at June 16, 2010 01:19 PM (IhHdM) 1. Pantsuits freshly pressed: check. 2. Toned cankles: check. 3. Huma Abedin oiled and ready: check. Let's go!

91 U.S. citizens should NEVER trust their government. Hell, the Founders didn't trust the government, and went to a lot of trouble to chain the damn thing. Why would any American trust the government? It is a recipe for tyranny.

92 Boosh's fault.
Republicans' fault.
Our fault for not being smart enough to understand Obama's nuancy-nuance.

It's never his fault on substance.  At worst, it's his fault on messaging or delivery or passion.  Never on substance. 

93 "Can he tell a lie so big even he can't believe it?"

LOL

94 Yet Obama's approval ratings are in the mid 40's. If the Republicans were just slightly competent in this game of politics Obama's ratings would be in the 20's.

95 Has he lost Brooks and Buckley, those two hearty specimens of conservatism yet?  Is Medved still emoting about what an intelligent guy he is?

96 I have no idea how I ended up with a smiley in my post above, that's kinda odd.

Posted by: Boots at June 16, 2010 01:30 PM (06JTY)

World wide Sikh conspiracy.

97 Pelosi has passed cap and tax.

Posted by: huerfano

 

Wait one. The House just passed this today?

98 I have no idea how I ended up with a smiley in my post above, that's kinda odd. Posted by: Boots at June 16, 2010 01:30 PM (06JTY)

You typed the number 8 followed by a ).  The systems sees it as an emoticon.  Happens every time on here.

99 Is Medved still emoting about what an intelligent guy he is? That man is a towering fool. Let him join Frum and Brooks in the Democrats' "Republican Lawn Jockey" club.

100

So does anyone have any suggestions for how to resist punching liberals who you know voted for Obama in the nose when they are now complaining about him?

No resistance is necessary. Your loud and hearty laughter is all that's required. Their rapidly rising blood pressure will do the rest.

101

They passed it last year and the Senate never took it on.

102 You typed the number 8 followed by a ). The systems sees it as an emoticon. Happens every time on here. Suggestion for Pixy: Typing a zero followed by an exclamation point ought to invoke an emoticon of Barky.

103 Maureen Dowd:

How can a man who was a dazzling enough politician to become the first black president at age 47 suddenly become so obdurately self-destructive about politics?
-----

A couple of things -

1) Obdurate - the most common definition of "obdurate" is "Hardened in wrongdoing or wickedness; stubbornly impenitent"

2) Don't blame me, sister, I voted for Palin.

104

And summer has just started folks.

Just heard from my kid that the military folks may get hard in the paycheck for the whole deathcare thing...they are not happy.

I've got a feeling that by the end of the year (ok, he might make it until after the 1st, but I wouldn't place bets on it lasting any longer) the only people who will be liking this admin are union thugs and welfare layabouts...and jihadists, they seem to like him a lot.  Everybody else will be a hatin'...or will be curled up in a fetal position, sucking their thumbs and obsessively telling themselves over and over that "it wasn't supposed to happen this way".

This is tanking, and tanking big time.

105 Was reading a thread on another site today and some commenter said that BP has quietly started drilling in Canada.   I just thought about it now so figured I'd tell you guys.  Since there is no link, (was busy and can't find it) just consider it rumor until someone substantiates it.

106 I fully expect that the next meme to become popular is "Yes, Obama is bad but we had to vote for him to avoid that dunce, Palin."

Posted by: Pervcon at June 16, 2010 01:02 PM (orS1c)

The one brilliant move Obama could have made in last night's speech would have been to appoint Sarah Palin the "czar" for bringing the spill under control.  Unfortunately, he couldn't do that because her success would have made the comparison between her experience and competence and his inexperience and incompetence far too obvious to America's electorate.

107
Obama's performance last evening makes him a  =^.^= !  

108 Maureen Dowd: How can a man who was a dazzling enough politician to become the first black president at age 47 suddenly become so obdurately self-destructive about politics? Dazzling? If you find liberal white guilt to be the ruling neurosis in your brain, I suppose Barky McEarflaps was "dazzling." On the other hand, Maureen, perhaps you are just a ideologically blinkered hack lacking all perspective and self-awareness. Just sayin'.

109 0!

110 Maybe he doesn't want the job anymore and he doesn't know how to tell us?

111

Somebody get me another chicken. This one is so worn out it resembles a feathered doughnut.

112 You know it is exciting in the beginning.  All shiny and new.  All hail to the chief and the parties and all and the new plane at your disposal and the motorcades and the chef and the someone doing anything you want....but then, then at some point...it starts to lose its appeal....like maybe someone finally answered the question "why are my poll numbers so low, what is wrong with these people, I'm the best president evah?"

113 Just heard from my kid that the military folks may get hard in the paycheck for the whole deathcare thing...they are not happy.

Did anyone ever settle whether or not Tricare was "sufficient" insurance for avoiding the IRS fine?  I know the amendment to declare it thus was voted down...

114
After the oil disaster, Barack has been spanking the monkey instead of taking care of my bidness.

115 Obama = pitcher of Kool-Aid MFM = Jim Jones in a hurry

116  Maybe he doesn't want the job anymore and he doesn't know how to tell us?

Posted by: curious

 

It's like I told Tipper.  Sometimes these things just happen.  And sometimes a skanky middle aged ex-Hollywood ex-wife catches your eye.  It's no one's fault.

117 MSNBC talking heads are a bunch of idiots. Through careful research, I've scienced up a graph via MAC OS X "ABATEC" software that proves the ability to ride the tide of political popularity helps to greatly further Amazon sales. It takes that kind of all-out determination to drive a Mercedes SUV and live in a gated community while looking down the nose at racist teabaggers and climate warming deniers.

118 Obama = Helen Thomas

MFM = The place where boners go to die.

119 38 Pelosi has passed cap and tax.

Posted by: huerfano at June 16, 2010 01:14 PM (rqC5o)

 

Ooops, sorry, you are right.  The bill already passed the House.

120 It's all George Bush's fault.

121 Anybody wonder that all his failures combined with his obvious thin-skindness and narcissistic tendancies he might react to all this by doing something really stupid? Not just his normal stupid but something Presidentially stupid? Something scary stupid? I have and it kind of scares me.

122 I do bite.

123
Mommy, what's a sociopath?

124

Here's the linky to the 2008 Boston Globe piece on Obama's failures as a community organizer:

 http://tinyurl.com/3npvzo

And here's the best quote in the piece, it's the last line.........

Jamie Kalven, a longtime Chicago housing activist, put it this way: "I hope there is not much predictive value in his history and in his involvement with that community."

125 We'll know that Obama is well and truly finished when he loses O'Reilly.  Based on Bill's performance last night, it hasn't happened yet.

126
Mommy, that mean man Bosk said daddy's skin is thin, but it's not thin, it's chocolate like a bon-bon.

127 Obama = Charles Johnson The MFM = The bicycle seat

128
Obama = A bloody protruding hemorrhoid

The MFM = KY Jelly

129 ...the 2008 Boston Globe piece on Obama's failures as a community organizer... Jamie Kalven, a longtime Chicago housing activist, put it this way: "I hope there is not much predictive value in his history and in his involvement with that community." This is precisely why anyone, liberal or otherwise, who tries an excuse like "But Barry was so intelligent and promising, how did we know?" needs a concrete boot in the nutsack as a reward. The nature of this "community organizing" catshit narcissist named B. Hussein Obama was as clear as the noonday sun to anyone who wanted to know, long before he was nominated.

130
Miss Lillian Carter once said after looking at her children, she wished she had remained a virgin.

Now that Jimmah Cartah has moved into the number two slot, Miss Lillian must be thrilled with Obama's under performance.

131 > I fully expect that the next meme to become popular is "Yes, Obama is bad but we had to vote for him to avoid that dunce, Palin." Already happening. I saw a comment just like that earlier this morning. It used "Fascist Barbie" instead of "Palin" but the meaning was clear. "Caribou Barbie" I thought was kind of clever (a play on "Malibu Barbie"), but "Fascist Barbie"? Well, that's the reality-based community for ya.

132
When I attended Community Organizing School, no one every told me I had to solve problems, it was all about appearance and verbalization, not direct action. 

133
I've never held a job in my life, but I have learned the art of bullshitting and gamesmanship, and those qualities took me a long way until I auditioned for and accepted the job of President of the United States. 

I'm tiring of this gig, and thinking Sheriff Biden may fill out my term if I decide to resign and figure out a way to really fuck over the republicans who said all the bad things about my performance.

134 Try as they might, Dowd, Chrissy, Olberdouche, Brooks, Robineson, et al can go get fucked.  They can bitch about Barry all they want now, their credibility is SHOT!

135

Schadenfailure.  It's what's for breakfast in America.  Zero sould be eating his waffles with a generous dollop of crude.

Mmm, mmm, mmm

136

"Did they just look up this speech and retool it for last night?"

Seeing as how, in the liberal mind, All History Began on November 4^th, 2008, it wouldn't really surprise me too much if this actually was the case.

137

Miss Lillian Carter once said after looking at her children, she wished she had remained a virgin.

The country agrees wholeheartedly.

138 Is Ace still into pudding?

139

I think the premise of the post is flawed. Witness the media's reaction to a sitting US congressman assaulting a student. Crickets.

They will do anything to protect this jug eared jackass. They went all in on him. They will find a way to distract and delay until the crisis is over, and then they will praise Him.

Hey, look! Sarah Palin got a boob job!!!!!!!111!

140

""Caribou Barbie" I thought was kind of clever (a play on "Malibu Barbie"), but "Fascist Barbie"? Well, that's the reality-based community for ya."

Jonah Goldberg's book came out over a year ago.  Liberal memories can't really hold all that much at once.

141 46

 

how many Republicans voted for the Cap & Trade scam?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 16, 2010 01:15 PM (uFokq)

 

I forgot, either three or eight.  Including my representative, Mike Castle, R-DE.

And people think it is a good thing he might win the Biden seat this Nov.

142
MFM = Weathermen in the Greenwich Village Townhouse

Obama = The nailbomb the idiots tried to make

143 "schadenfreude" is a dish best served cold, with a sheen of oil.

144

how many Republicans voted for the Cap & Trade scam?

Posted by: a sign post up ahead at June 16, 2010 01:15 PM (uFokq)

 I forgot, either three or eight.  Including my representative, Mike Castle, R-DE.

MM has the list at her site.

145 Barky McEarflaps

Hey, that's not nice.  Funny as hell, but not nice.

146 Where do I sign the impeachment pettition paperwork?

147 MFM = naked pyramid of Iraqi prisoners

Obama = Lynndie England

148 "Fascist Barbie" I'm not even sure how to grasp that. Fascist? How, in what way has Sarah Palin ever behaved like a fascist? Or, is it just because she's a Republican?

149 The crease is gone.....

150 Hey, baby, wanna see my gusher?

151 Sorry. Wrong thread. Baby.

152 She's banning books, baby!

153 "No dear Barack, the fault will not lay in them but you."

Dang it!  Don't use "lay" there, use "lie".

1. It's grammatically correct.
2. You are talking about a politician, after all.  :-)

154 He only acts like Spock. The deliberative demeanor is an ACT to cover up the total lack of decision-making skills or decisiveness.

This is not a smart man nor any kind of 'leader'. I'm betting his years of 'community organizing' was nothing but being the face of the organization while people behind him provide the brains and execution.

Let's call him what he is: Milli Vanilli redux

155 The sad thing is, as often is the case-a tradgedy must take place before people get there heads out of their ass.

Thank God it wasn't worse. Can you imagine if this happened a few months later, and our enemies had a chance to spray sarin in the New York subway or something first?

Aw crap ... there's no reason they still couldn't do that. Bad for Obama, sure, but that doesn't help us in the short run.

156 Hate to spoil all the optimistic predictions that this may be the beginning of the end for Barky, but you may want to at least consider this:

Let's assume it'll take six more weeks before one of the relief wells hits the target and stops the flow.  During that time Rahm and Axelrod will use the still vast power of the WH "bully pulpit" to say the following: 
1. It wasn't Obie's fault that the well blew out.
2. Some low-level bureaucrat hired under Bush okayed the *permit* for the well, which included use of the standard blowout preventer in a mile of water.
3.  Doctor X wrote three years ago that using these BOPs in deep water posed a huge threat, because no one knew if they would work at depth (or something equally tech-speak to confuse the Dem/lib morons);
4.  Ergo...it really IS right to blame Bush for this.
5.  I, Barky, singlehandedly persuaded the eeevil, giant oil corp to pony up $20 BILLION to make things right.  No courts, no delays of years while lawyers wrangled and victims died penniless.  This is a wonderful thing that no one before me has ever had the balls to do.
6.  Every American must now decide whether we continue to use eeeevil, toxic, gooey, environmentally catastrophic oil (slides of oil-soaked birds) OR forsake the stuff once and for all.  So I propose to give an X-thousand-dollar check to everyone who buys a new GM Electric car, made right here in the USA.  If half of you buy one and turn your gas-powered cars in for scrap, we'll cut our oil consumption by 3000 percent, and life will be great again.
7.  Anyone who doesn't is an environmental hater and a racist.

Remember, most Americans like a strong leader.  The MFM would be having orgasms from now til 2012.

The Chicago crowd may not know how to do much, but they campaign *very* well.  I wouldn't count 'em out just yet.

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