June 15, 2010
— Ace Appoint a czar. Great! His way of saying "I'm too busy to deal with this and need someone I can fire to take the heat."
Now, a czar can be useful, especially if the president, like this one, wants to play golf 24 hours a day.
But why didn't President Genius figure out this was beyond his abilities/beyond his interest level earlier?
Everyone knows that when you appoint a czar, finally, stuff gets fixed!
60% of the time, it works every time.
"There will be more oil and more damage until this siege is done."
I remember Bush always telling us the war would be long and hard.
Didn't seem to buy himself any leeway for having said that.
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Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (sGtp+)
His concession speech.
But I'm eager to hear what you all think.
Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)
If only The Founders had vested say, the executive power of the United States in a single office. Maybe we could call that office "The President".
There's no org chart answer to this, it's who does he give the authority to to act in his name. For weeks he's been telling us that's Admiral Allen. Now, it'll be, um, someone else.
Problem solved!
Posted by: DrewM. at June 15, 2010 03:36 PM (X/Lqh)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: Nighthawk at June 15, 2010 03:37 PM (/GtD8)
Posted by: Editor at June 15, 2010 03:38 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Fuck You I Won Obama at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (W5sL5)
Posted by: ziptie at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (UdYT0)
Posted by: Hammer at June 15, 2010 03:39 PM (GkYyh)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (DqSon)
Thank you once again Ace for enduring a speech by Obama so those of us who get physically ill when we hear his voice don't have to.
Is there a Czar Czar yet?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 15, 2010 03:40 PM (RZ8pf)
MEE-SA READY TO LEAD-ZA!!!
Posted by: Czar-Czar Binks at June 15, 2010 03:41 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 15, 2010 03:42 PM (ndlFj)
Posted by: Al G at June 15, 2010 03:43 PM (TATbF)
Posted by: Hammer at June 15, 2010 03:43 PM (GkYyh)
Well, head on over to Blackfive. Organizing for America posted me over there.
Posted by: john "Auto-Skullfucked with a Retard-stick" Ryan at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: Narcissist In VChief at June 15, 2010 03:44 PM (jnSyp)
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 03:45 PM (YVZlY)
His concession speech.
But I'm eager to hear what you all think.
Pre-sentencing statement.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 03:46 PM (Aqzx6)
Unless of course, he 'promotes' Admiral Allen.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 03:47 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 07:46 PM (pGELo)
The Goricle might be that stupid, if he's not too busy recycling ho's.
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:48 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: Malia at June 15, 2010 07:35 PM (r/HcN)
Yes dear right before they poured acid on them and incinerated them.
There's a lot of that going around.....
Posted by: Zombie Grigoriy Rasputin at June 15, 2010 03:48 PM (Aqzx6)
I could get through that one with some valuerite refreshment.
37 I only have one more Obama speech left in me.
His concession speech. But I'm eager to hear what you all think.
Posted by: skye at June 15, 2010 03:50 PM (HwMXR)
EXSQUEEZE ME, BUT WHY YOU-SA NO LIKEY CZAR-CZAR??? MEE-SA BE HUMBLE SERVANT OF MISTAH FUCK-YOU-I-WON AND HE LOVEY EVERYONE!!! FIRST PERSON EVER NOT TO BANISH MEE-SA AND ESPECIALLY LOVEY AFTER CZAR-CZAR CAST-A MY-SA VOTE TO MAKEY HIM HEAD OF WHOLE COUNTRY!!!
Posted by: Czar-Czar Binks at June 15, 2010 03:50 PM (r/HcN)
Mr. Obama named Michael R. Bromwich, a Washington lawyer touted as a government agency turnaround specialist, to lead the reorganization of the scandal-plagued Minerals Management Service, whose lax oversight of offshore drilling is blamed in part for the blowout of the BP-owned well.
Wonderful, so he's a) lawyer and b) a "government agency turnaround specialist".
Fills one with such confidence!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Al G at June 15, 2010 03:51 PM (D2kdM)
The Goricle might be that stupid, if he's not too busy recycling ho's.
Think of the pit stains in that oppressive heat...or don't. Eeew.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 03:52 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Hammer at June 15, 2010 03:52 PM (GkYyh)
Speaking of Odumbass, I won't be watching, I really can't stand that SOB and his blame everyone else voice.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 15, 2010 03:53 PM (T0bhq)
Posted by: Doc at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: Andy at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (NjN7i)
Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: Heorot at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (0HNub)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Al G at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (D2kdM)
Posted by: bill-tb at June 15, 2010 03:54 PM (y+QfZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2010 03:55 PM (YVlF6)
Nope, those require "carbon" too. Only cars that are really "green" are those Flintstone cars.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Gary B at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (1gWfF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (UOM48)
70 The guy is becoming his own image of a dummy ... Just what we need a czar as leader. I bet it's a lawyer, not someone who knows oil drilling technology.
Whoever it is, you will know for sure they are considered expendable.
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 03:56 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 03:57 PM (W5sL5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 03:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Al G at June 15, 2010 07:54 PM (D2kdM)
Hey, get me another beer, you hole czar, eh.
Posted by: Bob McKenzie at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM (pUfK9)
He'll be the new TV/Movie Czar, just you watch.
Here's another way to plug the damn hole (as seen on Carl in Jerusalem's site):
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 15, 2010 03:58 PM (NuAIL)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (xO+6C)
King Barry's BP investigation panel
Obama tapped Frances G. Beinecke, president of the non-profit Natural Resources Defense Council; Donald Boesch, president of the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science; Terry D. Garcia, executive vice president for mission programs for the National Geographic Society; Cherry A. Murray, dean of the Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences; and Frances Ulmer, chancellor of the University of Alaska-Anchorage.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Bob Hawkins at June 15, 2010 03:59 PM (CdyZ5)
Czars. Great.
Why do I get the feeling that everything Obamster talks about tonight will cost billions and billions of our dollars involving massive tax hikes and economy crippling regulation?
Oh right. Because everything St. Barry does involves sort of nonsense.
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: Bugler at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:00 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: mrp at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (UOM48)
When did anyone who sold you a turd admitted that they sold you a turd?
The MFM is in "you should have read the fine print on the warranty" mode
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:01 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (DqSon)
Like I said on the ONT last night, I'm gonna call that his speech has "we are exploring all options" and "we're not turning down any reasonable solution."
In other words he's going to blatantly lie his ass off to our faces.
Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Don Carne at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (r/HcN)
I know. Zero should tap Charles Johnson for the job. He's stupid and arrogant enough to take it, and nobody will be unhappy when he is nailed to the recycled paper cross.
He doesn't even know how to clean the tar balls out of his ponytail.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (0pYSi)
"battling"
"assaulting"
So we're at war with oil?
Damn these "battles"? He's only been able to play seven rounds of golf since the spill. He could've easily doubled that!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (ZTiJ7)
What a prick. He didn't do DICK after the spill started. Except that he DID stop the states from saving themselves.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:03 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (YVlF6)
Captain Kickass stop waiving your limp wrists.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Barack-Luc Picard at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (ZTiJ7)
Posted by: Al Green at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (jF5OX)
Posted by: KF at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (kx+/l)
Posted by: The MSM (Please Believe Us) at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:04 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: Don Carne at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (wSNS7)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (554T5)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:05 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (uKraB)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (UOM48)
Hmm he mentioned working with AL, MS and FL - no mention of LA? Holding a grudge against Jindal
yeah I noticed that
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:06 PM (/3dGX)
Hyde Park is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling responsibili-tay
I just adore a golf course view
Dah-ling I love you but give me that golf cart brew
Posted by: Czar Czar Gabor at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (aKF7j)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010
08:05 PM (r/HcN)
I guess that's a step up from having been the Warranty-Securer-in-Chief that he was with GM and Chrysler. Progress, huh.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (+zxqi)
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (l1KFP)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (r/HcN)
That thing must be burning a hole in his chest by now.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 04:07 PM (554T5)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (Rwudm)
nerdygirl.
McCain was an Adm., so he had a good bit of executive experiance. Plus, as you noted, he can hold his head high for how he handeled himself while at the Hanoi Hilton. Obama has none of that. Hell, even Blago had more executive experiance.
Posted by: Hammer at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (GkYyh)
Obama was wrong to compare this to 911, this is CHERNOBYL of the oil industry. A ecological disaster caused by lax safety and industry standards compounded by lack of government leadership.
In times of Crisis the American People demand and expect leadership from the President. We saw it with GW Bush on 911 then scorned him with Katrina when he showed lack of the same leadership. Obama's actions so far has been BLAME someone else and appoint someone else to clean up the mess.
Instead of quick decisive action Obamais using this disaster to further agitate the public toward his Green energy plans. Right now the Public Wants a Leader not a Agitator or Community Organizer. This is going to backfire on him.
Political Historians will look back at this day and say it was the beginning of the end for the American Left and the start of the next big GOP Revolution.
Posted by: Gary B at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (1gWfF)
Have a shot everytime you hear the following:
"Big Oil"
"My predecessor"
"My predecessor's lax regulation"
"The previous administration"
"lobbyists"
"politics as usual"
"held accountable"
Posted by: Olliander at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (j4xgZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (p302b)
Ah, the classic "I have seen with my own eyes, I have heard with my own ears" obligatory connect-it-up-with-your-emotional-response section.
Yup. Except he sucks at that. Slick Willie he ain't.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:08 PM (r/HcN)
Reminds me of him not meeting with Petraeus for all that time he was supposedly thinking about the troop surge (and the months before).
Ass-in-Chief.
"I make that commitment, tonight." Some more English brilliance, brought to you by Columbia, Harvard, and TOTUS.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: JP at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (+hVrU)
Posted by: pep at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (0K3p3)
165 Is it me or is he lisping?
The whole fucking job is above his pay grade. He has no fucking clue on leadership. He's just a bullshitter from Chicago, not a damn thing more.
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:09 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (r/HcN)
Oh, and let's form another commission - that'll help.
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (Rwudm)
The whole fucking job is above his pay grade. He has no fucking clue on leadership. He's just a bullshitter from Chicago, not a damn thing more.
How about bullshitter agitator from Chicago? Can we add that?
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (pGELo)
That's so he spend tonight telling us how he's going to be Barney Badass with BP.
Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (B1l1L)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (0pYSi)
Ray Nagin to develop a long term Gulf Coast redevelopment plan?
This is the guy who couldn't staff school buses for evacuation?
Idiocy Incorporated!
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (c0A3e)
Anybody watching him read the teleprompter?
Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 08:09 PM (BNnTS)
You can see TOTUS' reflection in his beady eyes.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:10 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Preznit Easy Bake at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (l1KFP)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (+zxqi)
Hey, pass me some more crab cakes, guys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Watch-Me-Address-You-Like-a-Real-Preznit Obama at June 15, 2010 04:11 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Noel at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (Hh13R)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (aKF7j)
Posted by: Spank at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (xO+6C)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (554T5)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Jeff B. at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (l1KFP)
Like the Dakotas and Alaska....what a disembler.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (0pYSi)
He has no idea what the hell he's talking about.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Annabelle at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (NMcOc)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 04:12 PM (/3dGX)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (r/HcN)
Your shitting me, he really isn't having Nagin do anything?
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 08:12 PM (0GFWk)
In Obama's own words, Ray Nagin's the man!
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (v1gw3)
Here it comes. Cap & Tax...clown cars, wind, corn cob engines...
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (5ADrG)
OMG! I know I shouldn't listen, but I can't help myself. Here's the Green jobs spiel coming up. Geez I hate this jackass.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Bosk at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (pUO5u)
Hahahahaha! All of our local tv stations are preempted with tornado warnings.
Every.Stinking.Channel.
He's getting upstaged by craptastic weather.
Oh and tornados are racist!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (ZTiJ7)
Posted by: Turtle Boy at June 15, 2010 04:13 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (5ADrG)
How about bullshitter agitator from Chicago? Can we add that?
Sure, he agitates the shit outta me, thats for sure.
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (DqSon)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (0pYSi)
"We're going to seize control of our own destiny."
No doubt, after we boot you Marxist out of government.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: Doc at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (rzJpR)
I just heard Obama talk about a cloud of black crude.
Where is the NAACP to complain that Barack is a racist because he's stigmatizing against black dudes?
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (8n1j5)
American Held Hostage: Day 5 fucking 12.
Posted by: damian at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (4WbTI)
Posted by: Barry O. at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (6lRYQ)
Just ask Spain how that went, Pres Pissypants.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: USA at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (YZISw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:14 PM (5ADrG)
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won and Get Ready to Be Fucked Up the Ass America Obama at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (cpJCO)
Big O is living
"The Summer of The Days of Golf and Evenings of Dinners and Parties".
It's the stuff movies are made of.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (nP/tp)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (AnTyA)
The stage directions are on TOTUS. The Indonesian Imbecile thought he was channeling Carl Sagan with the "millions". What an ass.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (Qp4DT)
Sometimes John and Ken are on the right side, but most of the time they're just stupid useless tools.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (aKF7j)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (Oxen1)
Posted by: Barry O. at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (Gk/wA)
I'm willing to listen to any suggestions, from either party, as long as the SEIU gives me their OK.
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (5ADrG)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:15 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: mrp at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (HjPtV)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: GoJeepGo at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (dzhx6)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (+zxqi)
Fire up Air Force One! Wind power!
I hate this bastard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (UOM48)
10 dollar gas.
200% percent increase in electric rates.
Going from a recession to a Depression...
Anything else?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (8n1j5)
Oh, and FUCKYOU, 52%.
And a hearty FUCK YOU to those who stayed home in '08 to prove a point, too.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:16 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Bosk at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (pUO5u)
Posted by: Noel at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (Hh13R)
Posted by: Atomic Roach at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (Oxen1)
LOL. That was the approach he took for the first month and a half. Then he moved into BLAME EVERYONE. Now, he's onto try and squeeze America-killing legislation out of it.
Joe Cao, what do you have to say to The Precedent?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: B. H. Obama at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (cpJCO)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: maddogg at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (DqSon)
NUCULEAR ENERGY!!11!!--why he never mentioned that as a venue for "clean electricity" is beyond me.
Oh, and the America we want to fight for, for our children doesn't look anything like the America he has in store for us. Geez!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (NuAIL)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (5ADrG)
SHOVE YOUR MUSLIM PRAYERS UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: USA at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (YZISw)
I've been telling you all....the shitty response by the jug-eared idiot's administration is not an accident..
We've been running out of places to drill?? You fucking dickbag...we have 1.5 trillion bbls..
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:17 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (B1l1L)
You want to do something? Go the fuck back to Chicago. Even Crazy Uncle Joe would be preferable to this.
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (Rwudm)
Blah blah blah, Bush, blah, BP, blah, plug the hole! blah, as I've always said blah Green Jobs blah
Posted by: damian from the future at June 15, 2010 06:05 PMPosted by: damian at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (4WbTI)
The word prayer and God shouldn't come from the mouth of a person who stands with the Muslims. Asshole.
Posted by: Malia at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (uKraB)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (0pYSi)
First half of the speech = not his fault, Bush holdovers at MMS enabled this wreck, his boot will be on the throat of BP
Second half of the speech = he'll use this crisis to create green energy utopia
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (p302b)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:18 PM (aKF7j)
Posted by: Bret Baier's Five-Man Presidential Address Rapid-Response Panel at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (r/HcN)
"Something better awaits us if we summon the courage to" get this jackass out of the White House!
What a lying asshole. I'm really worked up now!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (YVlF6)
Posted by: Retread at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (B1l1L)
Posted by: USA at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (YZISw)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: politicalmuse at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (kLKnf)
We pray for courage. And I'm willing to pray to all sorts of gods, from any religion, just as long as the SEIU gives their OK.
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (5ADrG)
lol, good one, runningrn!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (c0A3e)
Just can't listen. As I told my family just after Christmas '09, he has no idea how to lead anything. He even looks like a photo negative of Alfred E Newman saying "who, me?" (yeah I know, I'm fkn racist)
I'll catch the "highlights" soon. Maybe the alcohol will make it better......
Posted by: NC Ref at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (+8jLK)
Posted by: Obama The Wind Up Monkey at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (BNnTS)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:19 PM (0GFWk)
Sometimes John and Ken are on the right side, but most of the time they're just stupid useless tools.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 15, 2010 08:15 PM
That's the classic leftist bullshit line. There were regulations in effect that BP was allowed to ignore because they put lots of money in King Barry's chest. What the hell would more regulations that would be ignored do?
John & Ken are just finger in the air blowhards, and I haven't listened to them in 6 years
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (sYxEE)
He's invoking God... he knows he's in trouble.
It is funny that he's praying to himself to pull up his sagging poll numbers.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (p302b)
As Major Garrett speaks live from D.C., the air is filled with chirping crickets. Oddly enough, those chirping crickets go nuts after every Obama speech.
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (5ADrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 15, 2010 04:20 PM (cpJCO)
we use 25% of the world's oil??
Not true..but even if we did so the fuck what?? 2/3 of the people in the world eat mud
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (jL5w0)
Posted by: NC Ref at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (+8jLK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Turtle Boy at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: USA at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (YZISw)
Juan Williams puts the head in his mouth and begins the slow undulating sucking motion. Way to go Juan.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:21 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Obama at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (hGReT)
Posted by: GOP House and Senate candidates at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: Juan Williams at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 08:21 PM (UOM4
Which is then ruined by Juan.
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (VuLos)
The American public: Yeah, very effective. Now we ALL know we're screwed.
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (pGELo)
I have a feeling that my father, who is 82 years old, if he wasn't such a polite man who won't use the really bad curse words in front of his daughter, wanted to call Barry a stupid motherfucker because he switched off the tv and left the room about half way through.
Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (rqC5o)
we'll be OK ...Stephen Chu has a Nobel Prize..
..oh right...so does Bammie...no way that oil can fuck with us now
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (VW9/y)
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 04:22 PM (fwSHf)
Yeah, but we basically power the damn world through our economy.
I was sure he was going to pull out the "but we're only 5% of the world's population" line, but he stuck with the "we only have 2% of the world's oil resources".
And what in the world is "absolutely safe"? Nothing! Not even fucking windmills or solar panels!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:23 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:23 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Mr. T's Fool Czar at June 15, 2010 04:23 PM (JggDO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Turtle Boy at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: David Brooks at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (xO+6C)
Wonder how pissed the brits will be?
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (0GFWk)
Worst presidential speech ever? I can't think of a worse one.
I concur! Instead of "put on another sweater" it's "Brace yourselves for 8 dollar a gallon gas. You little people weren't meant to drive anyways."
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (CfmlF)
He never will. His time for doing that was in the spring of '08, when his function was still that of a Hillary Shill rather than a Barack Shill, and he kept insisting that Obama was DONE, he was DONE, this Jeremiah Wright stuff was totally unacceptable and Barry would never be president.
When Obama won the nomination, though, it was like a switch flipped in Juan's head.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2010 04:24 PM (Aqzx6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 04:25 PM (4iVtW)
Who is this Erin Billings chick? She's pretty fucking stupid. Cute, but an idiot. I'd rather have that dunderhead, Mara Liasson on the panel. How bad is that?
Very bad.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:25 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:25 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:25 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (Gk/wA)
Ummmmmmm.
I dunno if anybody else has mentioned this, but Sarah Palin is really reall really hot.
Posted by: KingShamus at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (8n1j5)
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 08:22 PM (fwSHf)
Yeah chapter 11 looks good right about now
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 08:24 PM (0GFWk)"
I don't think so....didn't they hire golden slacks and blackwater, per zero hedge? Don't think they are planning to do anything but maybe go somewhere else?
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (+zxqi)
Indeed. Instead of watching that, I should have just stuck with my original plan and watched clips from Direct-to-Shitdo movies like Los Vegas Bloodbath or Ax 'em.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:26 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (UOM48)
Tingles and Olberdouche are trashing the speech while OR and other FNC flacks praise it?
Man, I think I just saw the Bearded Spock. If you don't hear from me, the Tantalus Field got me
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Alex at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (ifK+p)
I dunno if anybody else has mentioned this, but Sarah Palin is really reall really hot
Bunk...here I come
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (p302b)
Posted by: steveegg at June 15, 2010 04:27 PM (obXYX)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 04:28 PM (jL5w0)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:28 PM (5ADrG)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 15, 2010 04:28 PM (NuAIL)
Sarah Palin would have been perfect to run the show on cleanup because of her vast experience with very tough oil men in Alaska.
Can't have a republican running the show.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:28 PM (v1gw3)
Maybe she should say she would have taken the help of other countries.
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (p302b)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (Rwudm)
Tingles and Olberdouche are trashing the speech
can't stomach to watch them...what's the skinny?
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (AnTyA)
I love it when a plan comes together
Posted by: George $oro$ at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (sYxEE)
By Friday, Obama's gonna be begging Joe Biden to shoot somebody on a hunting trip, just to distract the press corps.
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (5ADrG)
And they've supported the scam-and-tax scheme from the very beginning.
I remember their re branding as "Beyond Petroleum". How lame.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:29 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (UOM48)
"Today, I spoke withe the CEO of BP and he informed me that BP is doing everything it can to plug the hole. So, hang in there, folks. Bye."
Posted by: mrp at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (HjPtV)
ever since he had the audience....he hasn't been the same....
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (p302b)
Tingles was not impressed. Raggin on the czar and blue ribbon commission...
Liberals never come up with true solutions to any problems. They just create a plethora of panels and conduct endless investigations. They talk a lot, they do nothing. Their accomplishment are non-existent. I can't believe we keep losing to these guys. America needs to wake up and take their collective head out of the stupid hole!
This speech was terrible.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:30 PM (VuLos)
O'Reilly really can' be that fucking clueless, can he?? Please tell me it's just an act
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (5ADrG)
Fuck C-Span. They used to have a single line for all callers, but when far more conservatives called in than liberals they were compelled to create a "Republican" line, a "Democrat" line, and an "Independent" line, and then take an equal number of calls from each line thus creating the illusion that America is split down the middle on suicidal bullshit like this.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (r/HcN)
Tingles and Olberdouche are trashing the speech while OR and other FNC flacks praise it?
Man, I think I just saw the Bearded Spock. If you don't hear from me, the Tantalus Field got me
Yep. And Howard Fineman concurred. I had to pinch myself. They ragged on his statement about getting 90% of the oil capped....as if they thought it was bullshit. They were mocking him.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:31 PM (VuLos)
Sarah Palin sounds like she sits on the Okaloosa County Florida Commission who only today told the Obambi's to fuck off, we'll handle the spill on our own without your bureaucracy.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:32 PM (v1gw3)
No one is criticizing Obama for not plugging the hole Bill O' Blowhard, its about the clean up. What an obtuse jackass.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:32 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:32 PM (AnTyA)
O'Reilly really can' be that fucking clueless, can he?? Please tell me it's just an act
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 08:31 PM (AnTyA)"
OK, we won't tell you (clue it's not just an act)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:32 PM (p302b)
Posted by: lions at June 15, 2010 04:32 PM (P+/LF)
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (aKF7j)
hmm, so the Dem talking points from the C-SPAN callers appears to be that Barry is just one small guy who can't do much, so we should let him off the hook - "look what he's up against!" they say
Just like they said about George Bush--ha! If the media gave Obama 1/100th of the scrutiny they paid to George Bush, he'd fold like the one dimensional paper imposter he is.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: damian at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (4WbTI)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at June 15, 2010 04:33 PM (X0IzH)
O'Reilly really can' be that fucking clueless, can he?? Please tell me it's just an act
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 08:31 PM (AnTyA)
He is that dumb. And he still wants to snag an interview with the Indonesian Imbecile. He'd sell his soul for it ... he has.
BTW, O'Reilly admitted that he was taking it easy on The Precedent. It was a couple of days ago. His reasoning was unbelievably stupid. Par for O'Reilly.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (Qp4DT)
...watching that Adam West commercial, it occurs to me I'd trust Adam West to head up the oil cleanup better than Obama.
Posted by: Enochf at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (5ADrG)
Posted by: Racefan at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (9jfjS)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Bill O' at June 15, 2010 04:34 PM (zIUsq)
Oh good, an idiot C-SPAN caller who urges her "fellow Republicans" to "drop the party line" and get behind Obama LOL
She's probably one of AoSHqQ's finest trolls. Who thinks it's Palid Stool or Dishonest Clod?
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:35 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:35 PM (p302b)
Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2010 04:35 PM (rqC5o)
Posted by: Crazy-Eyed Restasis-Commercial Doctor at June 15, 2010 04:35 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Earth at June 15, 2010 04:35 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:36 PM (UOM48)
The next time he says, "The folks", I'm going to toss a bottle of Dos Equis at his pasty face
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 15, 2010 04:36 PM (JrRME)
Hell's Kitchen is now on. Seriously, I'd rather have Gordon Ramsey try to solve the problems than Obama.
I actually think Gordon Ramsey acts more presidential than Oblahblah.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:36 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:36 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 04:36 PM (jL5w0)
sooo...according to the jug-eared idiot...to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, we need to stop drilling here and move the rigs to Brazil and west Africa..
...OK...got it
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:37 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:37 PM (Gk/wA)
( he always looks like that, but tonight he looks like something from a Stephen King story )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 15, 2010 04:37 PM (JrRME)
man these idiot C-SPAN callers are hilarious - idiot Dem caller is worried that we are "sucking the juice out of the earth
Heh! Obviously, Gaia wants to give it up--she hasn't stopped creaming since she got her cherry popped in the gulf.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:37 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (0pYSi)
Let me guess - we're going to cause more earthquakes by doing so?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (EY4B3)
Posted by: Earth at June 15, 2010 08:35 PM
Behold! A god who bleeds!
Posted by: Salish at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (sYxEE)
monica was a great follow up to Sarah....
Bill, I think most Americans think that the Dutch and the Russians know how to stop the leak so stop saying "nobody knows how to stop the leak"
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (p302b)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 04:38 PM (4iVtW)
man these idiot C-SPAN callers are hilarious - idiot Dem caller is worried that we are "sucking the juice out of the earth
Death to juice? I thought that dude was in a hell-holle jail in Paaahkistaahn.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:39 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: gypsy crone at June 15, 2010 08:38 PM (4WbTI)
Man, all of a sudden I'm really hungry for pie.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:39 PM (r/HcN)
ewww! Decadent!
/But I guess it's an apt description.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:40 PM (c0A3e)
The soft bigotry of low expectations...
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 15, 2010 04:40 PM (EY4B3)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (4iVtW)
I am so sick of people saying "he is doing the best he can." You say that shit about those that are obviously below the social norm of whatever you are talking about. The left is just admitting this guy is a worthless fucktard. And they don't even know it...
These are the same people that don't want people to be singled out for their accomplishment or individual excellence. These are the same idiots that want medals awarded to every child so that no one's feelings are hurt. These are the same morons that don't want scores to be run up in Little League games, don't want self esteem to be damaged, don't believe in American exceptionalism. Failure and mediocrity is lauded by liberals. Look how they elevate those in the party who lose--John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, Mondale, etc. I could go on and on.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Easy Bake at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (aj4hp)
Why don't you eat your own pie, White Man from Town? You die, but you die strong!
Posted by: Gypsy Dude at June 15, 2010 04:41 PM (c0A3e)
listing badly to port and taking on water fast. another 12 hours and it'll be a gonner
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (EY4B3)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (Gk/wA)
I don't even trust this administration to get that right. Barry would probably reference a map on which the bodies of water were colored in white and the continents were blue, and then accidentally order the nuke dropped somewhere over Biloxi.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (r/HcN)
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (c0A3e)
What happened to this "sort of a god" that the Newsweek guy said we had in the Oval Office?
Scrod....he said he was sort of a scrod
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:42 PM (UOM48)
He is doing the best he can ... to fuck us over
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:43 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at June 15, 2010 04:43 PM (6lRYQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 08:42 PM (UOM4
Shower when you get back.
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2010 04:43 PM (VuLos)
What happened to this "sort of a god" that the Newsweek guy said we had in the Oval Office? If he's so damned divine, how come I still have a nasty case of the shits in the Gulf?
Posted by: Earth at June 15, 2010 08:35 PM
Behold! A god who bleeds!
I am hearing that song "What if God was one of us? Just a schlub like all of us?" by Joan what's her name in my head now!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:43 PM (CfmlF)
And not one short year ago, they were claiming he was the Messiah on Earth who could do anything.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:44 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: president pussy at June 15, 2010 04:44 PM (YVlF6)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:44 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: lions at June 15, 2010 04:45 PM (P+/LF)
I think I'll slink over to Kos or Huffnpuff just to see......
Huffpo has a live chat with Dough Boy Gibbs who is sweating like a pig.
Posted by: loppyd at June 15, 2010 04:45 PM (pGELo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 08:41 PM
Newsmax pushes OR on their site and their magazine. It's OR's way of saying that he couldn't play with the cool kids like he wanted
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:45 PM (sYxEE)
He meant to say Obama was like that "god" from Star Trek V - the worthless one who needed a ship to spread His "wisdom".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:45 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: President Kirok at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (r/HcN)
I never had these problems when I was in Community Agitator School.
Kinda hard to pass the buck and blame the man when you yourself are the man.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (0pYSi)
I am so sick of people saying "he is doing the best he can."
They say that about the guy with a wife and three kids who makes $8.00 an hour who spends his paycheck on meth and lap dances
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (2Lbco)
If Monica Lewinsky would visit the White House and give Obama an oxygen infusion, he would be better prepared to handle this disaster.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (v1gw3)
I am hearing that song "What if God was one of us? Just a schlub like all of us?" by Joan what's her name in my head now!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 08:43 PMJoan Osborne
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: lions at June 15, 2010 04:46 PM (P+/LF)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 08:44 PM (Gk/wA)
Because the feral government wouldn't let him do anything. It's called federalism, and the feral government made sure that this disaster was as bad as possible.
Thank G-d, Jindal finally exercised a little state nullification and started doing what he originally wanted to.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:47 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Franklin Pierce at June 15, 2010 04:47 PM (0pYSi)
What a POS. He still wants to be BFF with Teh One. Jackass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:47 PM (UOM48)
mahlia-- "daddy? did you plug the hole yet"
barry-- "damn, it's not 'date night' already is it?"
Posted by: the obamas at June 15, 2010 04:47 PM (JfET/)
----
OK, that's mighty funny. Dean of an engineering school at Harvard? I didn't even know they had an engineering school. Wouldn't you pick a top petroleum engineering school from the Gulf region?
Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (Kn9r7)
Suck it through a straw, 52 % ers. Suck it all up.....
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, seeing bearded Spock at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Barack Plainview Obama at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (VW9/y)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (4iVtW)
I am hearing that song "What if God was one of us? Just a schlub like all of us?" by Joan what's her name in my head now!
Funny, God doesn't look like a Barry.
Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (rqC5o)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:48 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:49 PM (CfmlF)
John Stossel is the best investigative reporter. Charles Krauthammer is the best at logic, and Brit Hume is the best presenter. Three for three and they play for our team.
Posted by: Dr. Phil at June 15, 2010 04:49 PM (v1gw3)
BECAUSE THIS DIPSHIT PRESIDENT WOULDN'T LET HIM, LEFTARD CALLER #473!!!! Just yesterday Jindal finally had to say "fuck you Barry, I'm building a barrier anyway!"
Bet you a BILLION DOLLARS this twatwhore never once asked where Kathleen Blanco was during Katrina.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 04:49 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Franklin Pierce at June 15, 2010 08:47 PM (0pYSi)
You owe Obama, Franky: You're no longer the Worst President Ever
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, seeing bearded Spock at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (NuAIL)
Nah, BP has plenty of money and plenty of future cash flow.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (S9AJM)
("I won't c*** in your mouth" and all that...)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (X0IzH)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 08:49 PM (CfmlF)
Allen was in the bus with The Precedent. They were butt buddies, all the way.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:50 PM (Qp4DT)
I seem to remember Obama saying that his non government experience to qualify him for this job was running a campaign.
Maybe the 52% r dickweeds have learned that isn't much experience.
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 04:51 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Dwight D. Eisenhower at June 15, 2010 04:51 PM (ZESU0)
Last week President Do as I say not as I Do told high school students to not blame others and take responsibility for yourself. Tonight this speech
That's why that one big black dude sitting directly behind the precedent was sleeping during it.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:51 PM (CfmlF)
Allen was in the bus with The Precedent. They were butt buddies, all the way.
Allen strikes me as a big bullshitter.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:51 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: chemjeff
And by admission, Obama had foreknowledge of the substandard practices and allowed the disaster to happen. MSHA has a term for this: knowing and willful. Watch what happens to Big Branch execs.
Posted by: Bill O' at June 15, 2010 04:51 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010
08:49 PM (r/HcN)
I call that bet, and raise you two one-eyed jacks. He's doing the best he can, people !! Where's my loofah ??
Posted by: Queef Olberdouche on crack at June 15, 2010 04:52 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: sybilll at June 15, 2010 04:52 PM (aKF7j)
Wow, this'll be the fastest thread to the Dark Number since Banhammer
After listening to that dreck, we are "FIRED UP! 111!! READY TO GO111!! November can't come quickly enough for me!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 04:52 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Fuck You I Won Obama at June 15, 2010 04:53 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:53 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 08:50 PM (S9AJM)
LOL. The feral government could drain BP dry without breaking a sweat. They are going to demand that BP pay for everything that bothered someone after April 20th, without even a tenuous connection to the spill. SHit, the feral government wants BP to pay for the cost of stopping drilling at other rigs.
The feral government could easily find 150 billion they want BP to pay.
Of course, BP is a shit company that tried to screw us over by pushing that Crap&Trade enviro shit. They deserve to die. But I don't want them killed in a way that exposes every other companyt o bullying by the feral government, which is what is happening.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:53 PM (Qp4DT)
And what better way to unleash such innovation by - more regulations and more taxes!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 08:50 PM (S9AJM)
I've got news for you. BP isn't going to commit their future cash flow to fund whatever Obama's grand redesign of the Gulf Coast may be. They will pay the stuf they believe they are responsible for and tell Obama to suck it on the rest.
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 04:53 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:54 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 04:54 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 04:54 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Valerian the Human Stepping Stool at June 15, 2010 04:54 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 07:47 PM (0pYSi)
HAHA.. I do that! I cant even hear his voice. Radio.. news.. I mute.
I muted the tv when I saw he was on tonight. I dont give a shit what he has to say anymore. My mind is made up. he sucks. Nothing will change it.
Posted by: Timbo at June 15, 2010 04:54 PM (ph9vn)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:55 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: lions at June 15, 2010 04:55 PM (P+/LF)
Allen strikes me as a big
bullshitter.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 08:51 PM (0pYSi)
I developed quite an intense hatred of him. He is a loser who screwed up. Either he agreed with the pathetic non-response of the feral government or he's too much of a pussy to resign. I give him the benefit of the doubt and assume the latter.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:55 PM (Qp4DT)
'cause here we are back where we were before
seems nothing ever changes
we're back to being strangers
wondering if we ought to stay or head on out the door
Just once
can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong
why we never last for very long
what are we doing wrong.
just once
can't we find a way to finally make it right
to make the magic last for more than just one night
if we could just get to it
I know we could break through it.
Ohh ohhh
I gave my heart
but I think my heart may have been too much
'cause lord knows we're not getting anywhere
seems we're always blowing
whatever we've got going
and it seems at times with all we've got
we haven't got a prayer....
Posted by: James Barack Ingraham Obama at June 15, 2010 04:56 PM (CfmlF)
were ya'll kidding about him appointing Nagan to anything ...
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 08:54 PM (2Lbco)
Those were Obama's words.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 04:56 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: HeadJerk at June 15, 2010 04:56 PM (M7nLy)
Enviro-nut alert! Kudos to you chemjeff, for putting up what that insanity.
Only time I've ever watched C-Span was during the monthly visits to my grandparents upstate many years ago.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 04:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The Black Hole at June 15, 2010 04:57 PM (zIUsq)
If he appoints Mr. Chocolate City Nagan to anything ... that is the last straw (give that straw up Obama) ... were ya'll kidding about him appointing Nagan to anything ... I could not watch him it makes my blood pressure go up...
Hey Barry's going with a proven winner! Nagin did win his re-election bid.
Posted by: James Barack Ingraham Obama at June 15, 2010 04:57 PM (CfmlF)
How did your husband manage to get into a Luntz focus group? Did he show up wearing a bib and a vacant expression?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (Gk/wA)
I muted the tv when I saw he was on tonight. I dont give a shit what he has to say anymore. My mind is made up. he sucks. Nothing will change it.
Yeah Timbo, I feel your pain. Because of this thread I decided to sit thru this one tonight. At least it was realtively short. Don't plan on doing it again though.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (0pYSi)
Bullshit.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 08:56 PM (S9AJM)
You'll see.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 04:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 04:59 PM (Rwudm)
Did you miss our talking points memo?
Posted by: DNC at June 15, 2010 04:59 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: Deanna at June 15, 2010 04:59 PM (hj1MN)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 04:59 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:00 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 08:58 PM
I'm going to be paying out the ass for the team's overtime this week
Posted by: David Axelrod at June 15, 2010 05:00 PM (sYxEE)
'Night, all. Early morning tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (vrF64)
Posted by: chemjeff
Yeah, they did not want to get tarred and feathered.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (ZESU0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (4iVtW)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 05:01 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: KF at June 15, 2010 05:02 PM (kx+/l)
jacksontn: Yep, that's what I heard, too. School Bus Nagin on the "blue ribbon panel". Unless they're gonna be judging peach jam, I'm not encouraged.
I don't even think Nagin is qualified to judge peach jam. It is funny, though. Even my most leftarded friends agreed during Katrina that Nagin was a complete idiot and completely incompetent. Now they will be forced to admit that their sublimely smart Precedent Oblahblah who has "surrounded himself with incredibly, incandescently bright underlings and advisors" has appointed a total numbnut to be in charge of something. Heh! I can't wait to ask them if they watched the speech and heard the good news about Ray Nagin.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 08:54
Is your hubby the black guy with dreadlocks??
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (c0A3e)
The Frank Luntz focus group is telling. The blacks are defending Obama, and the whities are negative.
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 08:59 PM (S9AJM)
Pulled out of my ass? Hardly. I just took 2.5 times the largest request, thus far, for the escrow account. We have Congresscritters calling for up to 60 billion. Knowing how government estimates work out, 150 billion would be a lowball estimate.
You seem not to understand that The Precedent wants to drive BP out of business and he wants to take every penny they have. He might not get it, but he's trying.
What makes you think that there is some limit to how much they demand from BP? Out of your ass?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 05:03 PM (BNnTS)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 15, 2010 08:58 PM (ZESU0)
Nah, he just answered a questionnaire. I get them all the time. The questionnaire's are fine. It's their selection process that is a mystery.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:04 PM (xMSXs)
That's weird. I don't recall Bush calling on the country to commit suicide as a result of 9/11, the way Obammy's green jobs fantasy does.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 05:04 PM (S9AJM)
wow, a disturbing number of Dem callers comparing the oil spill to 9/11 in the sense that "we all rallied around Bush after 9/11, so now it's our duty to rally round Obama now"
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 08:58 PM
Tomorrow, there will be a plethora of seminar callers on Rush, Beck, and Hannity espousing the same talking points. Obviously a mass emailing has gone out to the party faithful.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (CfmlF)
Sarah, next time just tell BOR to STFU and don't interrupt you, or you will have Todd show demonstrate for him "What is good in life...", IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: sherlock at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (thr9V)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (4iVtW)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:00 PM (AnTyA)
I 10,000,002nd that motion.
Posted by: Breaker19 at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (hGReT)
I've established a National Commission of bullshitting liberal to determine the cause of the accident.
-Barack Obama
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 05:05 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: YRM at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (38UQ3)
Is your hubby the black guy with dreadlocks??
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:03 PM (AnTyA)
Okay, that was funny. But no. He is in the front row, though.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (xMSXs)
Boots .... Megyn Kelly
I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Janet Reno at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (kRe06)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:00 PM (AnTyA)
Or Shannon Bream. Either would be great.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (Qp4DT)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 05:06 PM (BNnTS)
Posted by: Turtle Boy at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Breaker19 at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (hGReT)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (0pYSi)
"we all rallied around Bush after 9/11, so now it's our duty to rally round Obama now"
Yeah, they all rallied around Bush... by blaming Bush for the attack.
9/11- Bush went to Ground Zero
Katrina- Bush went to Louisiana.
Oil spill- Obama went golfing.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 15, 2010 05:07 PM (plsiE)
Or Shannon Bream. Either would be great.
Both.
At the same time.
...
Oh! You were talking about them hosting a show!
Heh...
Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2010 05:08 PM (KrMJR)
Posted by: beedubya
Well he's kind of half black.
Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 05:08 PM (BNnTS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:08 PM (4iVtW)
right side or left?
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:07 PM (AnTyA)
Geographically or politically?
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:09 PM (xMSXs)
Dick Cheney needs to visit the focus group with the massive WarCock and change a few minds.
Yeah and Boltons 'Stache.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:09 PM (0pYSi)
The Frank Luntz focus group is telling. The blacks are defending Obama, and the whities are negative.
Well, duh! Everyone knows whitey is a racist hater!
Oh here we go! Black chick: "Obama has inherited this..."
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:09 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (BNnTS)
Posted by: Two Dogs at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Timbo at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (ph9vn)
Where's my pipe?
Posted by: Alvin Greene at June 15, 2010 05:10 PM (sYxEE)
Well he's kind of half black.
I say that makes him black enough to criticize our first Halfrican American Precedent.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (ZESU0)
Standing in the van of the Great Socialist parade into the future, Comrrade Barry first breaks his arm slapping himself on the back for all of the miraculous effort from day one and then tries to convince the gullible masses that all of the miracles expected before, he will performed first thing after his next golf match.
He has earned his Zero.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (r1h5M)
If you thought that exchange with the blacks was telling, I wonder what goes on in the Black Liberation Church's across America?
Posted by: Fish at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (S9AJM)
Posted by: antisocialist at June 15, 2010 05:11 PM (Rwudm)
He is in the front row, though
What's he wearing?
Heh heh! It sounds like some kind of phone sex conversation...
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (jL5w0)
Posted by: The Jones Act at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 09:09 PM (4iVtW)
It's all they have. That chick didn't even know what she was talking about. She just knew that, whatever it was, it was inherited.
How about The Precedent tries out one of those nukes he "inherited" on the well?
Man, if they nuke that well and it stops, can you imagine how ticked people are going to be that they didn't even talk about doing it for months?
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 05:12 PM (Qp4DT)
What's he wearing?
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:08 PM (AnTyA)
The black chick in the front row is to his immediate left.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (KrMJR)
Posted by: Pigilito at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (lhR7S)
Posted by: Black Focus-Group Member at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (r/HcN)
I'm shocked the hipster douche is for Ostumble.
The idiot in the Che Guevara lid, right?
Yeah, the typical white, middle class, urban, emo, hipster, mangina, douche. That guy.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (0pYSi)
Surprised?
Uh, no! I'm just so tired of black people being so monolithic in defense of Obama just because he is black. I'm tired of the bigotry.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Bust of Winston Churchill at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (4evq6)
Heh heh! It sounds like some kind of phone sex conversation...
and you know how,??.... you little vixen
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:13 PM (AnTyA)
Not sure I understand what you mean by responsible. Could you be more specific?
Posted by: Hussein Obama Magna Cum Laude at June 15, 2010 05:14 PM (BNnTS)
Christ is right there up his ass. Literally. Literally.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 09:12 PM (jL5w0)
who, what , aw common.. really ya think? But he's married.
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (66DVY)
It's not like King George II just died and Crown Prince Easy Bake was left holding the bag.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (ZESU0)
This guy who's been president for 17 months inherited the problem of a rig that blew up in April.
Well obviously, Dick Cheney was seen in scuba gear near the site earlier in the day...
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (CfmlF)
I want civil engineers and plumbers on this.
I want auto mechanics who know how to clamp a radiator hose.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (a5ljo)
The black chick in the front row is to his immediate left
cool stuff...did he get to comment??...do ya proud, did he?
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:15 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 09:11 PM (66DVY)
Funny you should mention that, because we just heard a repeat of that famous speech from The Precedent.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (Qp4DT)
Poster above was right, focus group shows Obama can rely on the support of two black people and a communist dressed like Woody Allen in Bananas.
lol
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (0pYSi)
How wonderful.
Posted by: The Oracle at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (F6+/O)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (ngev1)
I thought it was North Korean mini subs.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (c0A3e)
There was a glaring cognitive dissonance moment in that speech. Remember when Obama was asked if America is an exceptional nation, and he replied that yeah, like Greeks think they are exceptional, like Spain? or some other nation thinks they are exceptional, in other words we are just another nation among nations.
So in this speech he points out American exceptional-ism and ingenuity will be brought to bear, like it always has in the past, to solve this problem. Really? Why not ask the Greeks, O, wait they are exceptionally bankrupt, or the Spanish, O, wait they are going bankrupt in a large part because of their investment in Unicorn green power.
He has no fundamental Americanism, so his speech makes no sense, call for the greatness of America to solve this problem, but he does not believe in the greatness of America. At least God forced this tool to acknowledge Him at the end and ask God to help usÂ….not so much into God Damn America, is he now?
Posted by: Jehu at June 15, 2010 05:16 PM (x65qM)
It's not like King George II just died and Crown Prince Easy Bake was left holding the bag.
You forgot his full title. It's Crown Prince Easy Bake, The Great Pretender.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:17 PM (CfmlF)
The idiot in the Che Guevara lid, right?
Gack...I hope that ain't Mr. McNutter
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:12 PM (AnTyA)
Please. Mr. McNutter was a liberal Jew when I met him. He is now a Reagan conservative and born-again Christian. Such is my power.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:17 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2010 05:17 PM (plsiE)
I saw where Laurie David is denying she is playing hide the geothermal probe with Fat Al..
...I'd be embarrassed too
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:18 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at June 15, 2010 05:18 PM (8zsWd)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 05:18 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 05:19 PM (zIUsq)
I thought it was North Korean mini subs.
I hate when people mistake my sleek, magnificent butt cheeks for a pair of old, obsolete, mishapened North Korean mini subs! The nerve!
Posted by: Dick Cheney, Teh Magnificent at June 15, 2010 05:20 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:20 PM (4iVtW)
Posted by: robtr at June 15, 2010 05:20 PM (fwSHf)
The black chick in the front row is to his immediate left
cool stuff...did he get to comment??...do ya proud, did he?
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 09:15 PM (AnTyA)
He didn't comment on camera. I give him a 'C'. He would have done me proud if he had given Miss "He Inherited It!" a verbal beat down. I'm a hard grader.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:21 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: President Tar Ball Lung Rocket at June 15, 2010 05:21 PM (KrMJR)
I think when Al Gore was talking about the part of the earth that's millions of degrees hot, he was talking about the part wherever Dana Perino is standing.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 05:21 PM (S9AJM)
wondering if he had planned a different speech for tonight. Cause they sure hyped "same old same old". Maybe he was going to tell us something but changed his mind?
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 05:22 PM (p302b)
I thought it was North Korean
Speaking of the Norkos...I saw the reports where they say that the North Korean fans attending the International Kickball Championship Wold Cup aren't even Koreans at all..
...they're actually Chinese actors hired to play North Koreans...no shit
Posted by: beedubya at June 15, 2010 05:22 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 05:22 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: W at June 15, 2010 05:22 PM (zIUsq)
Where's Team American when you need them? Bet they could plug that hole!!
Eleventy!! Matt Damon!!!
Posted by: matt damon at June 15, 2010 05:22 PM (aglOh)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 05:23 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 15, 2010 05:23 PM (jL5w0)
There was a glaring cognitive dissonance moment in that speech. Remember when Obama was asked if America is an exceptional nation, and he replied that yeah, like Greeks think they are exceptional, like Spain? or some other nation thinks they are exceptional, in other words we are just another nation among nations.
So in this speech he points out American exceptional-ism and ingenuity will be brought to bear, like it always has in the past, to solve this problem. Really? Why not ask the Greeks, O, wait they are exceptionally bankrupt, or the Spanish, O, wait they are going bankrupt in a large part because of their investment in Unicorn green power.
Posted by: Jehu
at June 15, 2010 09:16 PM (x65qM)
Good point. The IRS will be contacting you, soon.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 15, 2010 05:23 PM (Qp4DT)
I think your opinion of MLK is very over rated. He'd be right on that Obama band wagon
Yup. He would be a more respected, and classy Jessie or Al. Maybe along the lines of Andrew Young or something.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:23 PM (0pYSi)
Blacks have a stake in his success and failure. If he fails, they'll fear that it'll be generations before people vote for another black person for President.
What I can't figure is why the Jewish cultlike devotion to Obama.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 05:25 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2010 05:26 PM (bVj4V)
What I can't figure is why the Jewish cultlike devotion to Obama.
I have the most contempt for white surburban professionals, especially women, who naively fall for his garbage (and dems in general) in order to fit in and look like sophisticated and "caring" people.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:27 PM (0pYSi)
I thought it was North Korean mini subs.
Dick Cheney's cock is bigger than a NoKo mini-sub. They are only big enough for 8-12 men.
Posted by: sherlock at June 15, 2010 05:27 PM (thr9V)
What I can't figure is why the Jewish cultlike devotion to Obama.
Because he's actually a Palestinian.
Which would make sense in a sick, self-flagellating way.
Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2010 05:27 PM (KrMJR)
Posted by: TEH WON at June 15, 2010 05:28 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 05:29 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 05:30 PM (0GFWk)
So like a company that sold you shit software, they tell you it's your own fault that your computer is now fucked, it's your fault for expecting too much, you should have known that nothing is perfect, etc
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 05:30 PM (sYxEE)
An article over at Real Clear Politics: http://tinyurl.com/2bejw24
Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman react to President Obama's Oval Office Address on the oil spill. Here are the highlights of what the trio said:
Olbermann: "It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days."
Matthews compared Obama to Carter.
Olbermann: "Nothing specific at all was said."
Matthews: "No direction."
Howard Fineman: "He wasn't specific enough."
Olbermann: "I don't think he aimed low, I don't think he aimed at all. It's startling."
Howard Fineman: Obama should be acting like a "commander-in-chief."
Matthews: Ludicrous that he keeps saying [Secretary of Energy] Chu has a Nobel prize. "I'll barf if he does it one more time."
Matthews: "A lot of meritocracy, a lot of blue ribbon talk."
Matthews: "I don't sense executive command."
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 05:30 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz's Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:31 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2010 08:06 PM (UOM4
Kind of says it all right there, doesn't she?
Posted by: billygoat at June 15, 2010 05:31 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Angry Black Guy From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:32 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:32 PM (4iVtW)
Everyone else is *over it.*
Posted by: ace at June 15, 2010 09:15 PM (66DVY)
Daddy,
Whats a woody Allen banana man?
Posted by: Malia at June 15, 2010 05:32 PM (ph9vn)
Posted by: Cosby Kid Black Chick From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:33 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Atlantis at June 15, 2010 05:33 PM (sYxEE)
I was in an operating room yesterday (it's my job, and no, I'm not a doctor)
But you play one on t.v.! (heehee!)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:33 PM (CfmlF)
Did you know that there are certain LOGISTICS involved in getting equipment to the gulf? Did you know that, SEAN? What are you an EXPERT?
You are a GREAT Santa Monican Hipster Douche!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 15, 2010 05:34 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:34 PM (66DVY)
Matthews: "A lot of meritocracy, a lot of blue ribbon talk."
Matthews: "I don't sense executive command."
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 09:30 PM (YVZlY)
Chrissy is no longer feeling the tingle
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:34 PM (4iVtW)
An article over at Real Clear Politics: http://tinyurl.com/2bejw24
Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Howard Fineman react to
President Obama's Oval Office Address on the oil spill. Here are the
highlights of what the trio said:
Olbermann: "It was a great speech if you were on another planet for the last 57 days."
Matthews compared Obama to Carter.
Olbermann: "Nothing specific at all was said."
Matthews: "No direction."
Howard Fineman: "He wasn't specific enough."
Olbermann: "I don't think he aimed low, I don't think he aimed at all. It's startling."
Howard Fineman: Obama should be acting like a "commander-in-chief."
Matthews: Ludicrous that he keeps saying [Secretary of Energy] Chu has a Nobel prize. "I'll barf if he does it one more time."
Matthews: "A lot of meritocracy, a lot of blue ribbon talk."
Matthews: "I don't sense executive command."
HAHAA.. .snicker.. hahahaha
Posted by: Timbo at June 15, 2010 05:34 PM (ph9vn)
I agree ... I wonder if that Green guy in NC won because he was black and he got votes just because of that ... I just don't know anymore ...
I think it's interesting that some libs are questiong whether thsi Green guy is "fit" to run for office but no one questioned the guy who thought Guam was going to "tip over and capsize"? How is that not racist? (Oh it's because the democrats are doing it)
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 05:35 PM (aglOh)
Posted by: Angry Black Guy From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:35 PM (66DVY)
Matthews compared Obama to Carter.
Olbermann: "Nothing specific at all was said."
Matthews: "No direction."
I'm sending you morons back to your own universe. I want my own captain back
Posted by: Bearded Spock at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Tsar Bomba at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (KrMJR)
This.
Vapid.
It's what's for dinner.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (+BcQ3)
Well, first, it's because he's on their "team". So there's the tribalism aspect.
Second, it's because he has good intentions, and to the idiot 52%ers, intentions matter more than actions.
But, most importantly, if they don't make excuses for him, then they become, in their mind, just as bad as the evil racist redneck Republicans who criticize him.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 09:30 PM (YVZlY)
Gosh, if Obama's lost the 3 Stooges, he's lost a lot!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:36 PM (CfmlF)
There's a problem with infidelity in this country, one that I inherited.
Effective immediately, I have taken the unprecidented step of appointing Tiger Woods to the position Faithfulness Czar.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2010 05:37 PM (plsiE)
And if any Republican did that for any black candidate for anything, they'd be instant racists.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2010 05:37 PM (Gk/wA)
She is defending the O because right now that is all they have, the are AFRAID He will fail and dread it. His election was a validation of sort, a culmination of the civil rights movement. If and when He fails it will be like Jackie Robinson making it into the Major's and having a HORRIBLE season.
If he is voted out in 2012 not only will it be the last Black President America will have in a long time but I will also destroy Democratic party and the liberal agenda for generations.
2012 the GOP are going to field a candidate who is a Proven Leader with a track record. I will not be surprised if this Candidate comes from the Military. He will tear Obama into shreds because in 2 years the Public is going to be starving for a strong experienced decisive leader.
Posted by: Gary B at June 15, 2010 05:37 PM (1gWfF)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 15, 2010 05:38 PM (DZLMz)
Posted by: jacksontn at June 15, 2010 05:38 PM (2Lbco)
Posted by: Tsar Bomba at June 15, 2010 09:36 PM (KrMJR)
Sounds like a job for me...
Posted by: Slick Willie at June 15, 2010 05:38 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 05:38 PM (aglOh)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at June 15, 2010 05:38 PM (2AwFA)
I can't wait to get me some of that free healthcare Comrade Zero's going to be ladling out to us.
If you have a gushing hemorrhage, be prepared for a 48-day wait, a bandage shortage and the appointment of a treatment czar.
Posted by: Cicero at June 15, 2010 05:39 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at June 15, 2010 05:39 PM (Jsucl)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 15, 2010 05:39 PM (r1h5M)
Damn, this stuff usually works on old Whiteys. Man, they must really be pissed off. I'm glaring as hard as I can!
You are doing an excellent job angry block guy. The dread locks are particularly authetic. Keep it real. Don't let the teabaggers keep you down.
Posted by: Guilty White Lib at June 15, 2010 05:39 PM (0pYSi)
You know what I do, runningrn. Just don't be putting my name on an OR record.
I haven't circulated in a long time (I pretty much just scrub), but I do think the reps are put in the op record as "observers".
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:39 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Bearded Spock at June 15, 2010 09:36 PM (sYxEE)
It was far easier for you as civilized men to behave like barbarians, than it was for they as leftists barbarians to behave like civilized men.
Posted by: Clean-Shaven Spock at June 15, 2010 05:40 PM (r/HcN)
i think i have the solution to the leak
i stand by ready to serve you
Posted by: andi sullivan at June 15, 2010 05:40 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at June 15, 2010 05:41 PM (Jsucl)
And the Coast Guard will be in charge.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2010 05:41 PM (+BcQ3)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:41 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Angry Block Guy at June 15, 2010 05:42 PM (r/HcN)
I noticed with the Frank Luntz panel the black woman was the on who was all about Obama, while everyone else was not afraid to rip him to shreds.
I think I remember her : "I ain't gonna have to work on paying my mortgage, I ain't gonna have to work on putting gas on my car. Obama's gonna help me - if we help him, he'll help us."
ha, ha, ha, ha
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 05:42 PM (aglOh)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 15, 2010 05:42 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Easy Bake at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (aj4hp)
I know EXACTLY what I'm doing. I have a vague notion that an Ohio militia group blew up the Deep Water Horizon. In order to mitigate further domestic terror attacks I'm building a 50 foot high razor wire fence around Ohio with guard towers spaced every 100 feet.
Those racist hillbillies will pay.
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (KrMJR)
Good idea. I'll text him and offer him some "extra credit" if he does that and takes pix for proof. (You know we chicks always need foreplay.)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Committee To Open The San Andres Fault NOW at June 15, 2010 05:43 PM (sYrWB)
Are you sure he didn't say "Now is moment for this generation to embark on a national mission to seize control of American innovation and unleash our destiny" ?
I think that last word is supposed to read "density".
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:44 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 05:44 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: "There are those that say rats taste good, but..." at June 15, 2010 05:44 PM (ToT1i)
Maybe that was in the 1st draft of the speech, other than "I won, suckers!".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 15, 2010 05:45 PM (c0A3e)
And we'll do that by giving 50 billion we don't have to the states to pay off union goons. And gutting the space program. And defense spending.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 15, 2010 05:46 PM (+BcQ3)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:46 PM (0pYSi)
SEAN? Do you understand LOGISTICS??!!
Why are logistics only a factor when a Dem is in charge? If that punk was my kid I would cut out my own womb.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 05:46 PM (xMSXs)
Reminds me of where I grew up in NJ. There were a lot of farms around but most of them grew cow corn for the Angus and Holsteins. The people from the city would clog the roadside stands for "fresh farm vegetables". What they didn't know was that they were buying the same shit from the Hoboken warehouses they got at their own supermarkets
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 05:47 PM (sYxEE)
That was one of many earth-shatteringly stupid moments of the focus group. I mean, someone actually has to unlock the doors of the warehouse where the skimmers are stored and drive complicated machinery like trucks up to the loading dock. Then you've got to LOAD the equipment on the trucks and actually drive them to the Gulf. We won't talk about trains or transport aircraft 'cause the logistics are insurmountable... especially to an early-twenties liberal arts grad who learned everything he knows about science at an Earth First tree sit.
Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 05:47 PM (wkocX)
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at June 15, 2010 09:41 PM (Jsucl)
Ummm, uhhhhh - what?...we don't get that logic.
Posted by: Main Stream Media at June 15, 2010 05:47 PM (5qJM5)
If he didn't want to deal with these pre-existing situations,
WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT THEN?
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 15, 2010 05:47 PM (pNI9U)
I'm just waiting for my industry to be declared "evil", so I'm kinda hoping to keep a bit lower profile if at all possible.
Your wait is over. Big Pharma, Big Insurance, and Big Medical companies have already been tarred by our President. But don't feel bad. You're in good company. Surgeons have been villified too. As have bankers, wall streeters, other and assorted big corporations, etc.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (CfmlF)
LOG-ISSS-TICS prevent me from being able to maintain that kind of SCHED-YULE, SEAAAANNN.
Posted by: California Hipster Douche Who's Totally Down with Logistics at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Laurie David at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 09:46 PM (0pYSi)
Speaking of Bob Beckel, I have to ask. Does he have a permanent case of hemmerhoids or something? The guy never sits up straight.
Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (KrMJR)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (DZLMz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:48 PM (4iVtW)
Nooooo, they just said he hates black people.
Posted by: Dunkirk at June 15, 2010 05:49 PM (ZkQ3p)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 05:49 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Commander of Tides and Reducer of Ocean Levels at June 15, 2010 05:49 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 15, 2010 05:49 PM (0GFWk)
WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT THEN
Because he didn't know the extent of all the damge that was caused by Bush. Bush witheld that information from him. Bush lied! Bush's fault!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:50 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2010 05:50 PM (VW9/y)
If I hear the Fuckstick say unprecedented one more time, my head is going to explode
Everything is new under the sun for our child like emperor.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:50 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Tsar Bomba at June 15, 2010 09:36 PM (KrMJR)
Sounds like a job for me...
Posted by: Slick Willie at June 15, 2010 09:38 PM (5qJM5)
Out of the way, old-timer.
Posted by: Will Folks, Cocksman at June 15, 2010 05:50 PM (S9AJM)
Let me guess. Guaranteed loans to Caltech and MIT students who want to do sciency stuff. If they're minorities, it won't matter if they can't do math, they're doing the best they can
Posted by: kbdabear at June 15, 2010 05:50 PM (sYxEE)
But Carol Browner was on Fox and Friends 2 weeks ago saying there was a "Brain Trust" working on thsi problem. ???? She used the word "brain trust" at least 10 times in her little segment.
Where's the freakin Brain Trust now?
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 05:51 PM (aglOh)
Thanks again FiftyTwo Percenters. You fucking fucks.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 15, 2010 05:51 PM (erIg9)
WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN FOR FUCKING PRESIDENT THEN
Because he didn't know the extent of all the damge that was caused by Bush. Bush witheld that information from him. Bush lied! Bush's fault!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 09:50 PM (CfmlF)
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!!!
Posted by: Main Stream Media at June 15, 2010 05:51 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Marie at June 15, 2010 05:51 PM (GuTKr)
Speaking of Bob Beckel, I have to ask. Does he have a permanent case of hemmerhoids or something? The guy never sits up straight.
He pays hookers to beat his ass I believe. Or was the hooker he paid just a run of the mill "girl friend experience" type?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 15, 2010 05:52 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:52 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: California Hipster Douche Who's Totally Down with Logistics at June 15, 2010 05:53 PM (r/HcN)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 15, 2010 09:47 PM (pNI9U)
Yeah, he should have run for president on some remote island that had no history, no politics, no press and no people. Then maybe the asshole would have to take the blame when his "management skills" turn the island into a smoking toxic wasteland in four years.
Posted by: Cicero at June 15, 2010 05:53 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2010 05:53 PM (S9AJM)
You forgot the food and restaurant industry--they're already forced to change their recipes and menus, FKOTUS is demanding less food on the marketplace, and then there's this "lifestyle behavior modification" bullshit.
"The State is to care for the elevating national health"
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 05:54 PM (M9BNu)
Your wait is over. Big Pharma, Big Insurance, and Big Medical companies have already been tarred by our President. But don't feel bad. You're in good company. Surgeons have been villified too. As have bankers, wall streeters, other and assorted big corporations, etc.
and us plumbers.
Posted by: Joe at June 15, 2010 05:54 PM (aglOh)
He pays hookers to beat his ass I believe. Or was the hooker he paid just a run of the mill "girl friend experience" type?
Mah Daddy worked in a meel!
Posted by: John Edwards at June 15, 2010 05:54 PM (CfmlF)
Dude! Don't I know you from somewhere?
Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson, Scienceologist at June 15, 2010 05:54 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Turtle Boy at June 15, 2010 05:54 PM (zIUsq)
You know what? I've been thinkin about this inherited shit and it came to me that I never had a catastrophic oil spill filling the whole fucking gulf of mexico on my watch.
Just sayin.
Posted by: George W. Bush at June 15, 2010 05:55 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 05:55 PM (W5sL5)
I propose that all new construction projects utilize men digging with dinner spoons rather than the pollution spewing, fossil fuel backhoes that I've inherited. This unprecidented green energy bill is expected to create or save 10 million new jobs.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2010 05:55 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 05:56 PM (4iVtW)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 15, 2010 05:56 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: John Edwards at June 15, 2010 05:56 PM (CfmlF)
But Carol Browner was on Fox and Friends 2 weeks ago saying there was a "Brain Trust" working on thsi problem. ???? She used the word "brain trust" at least 10 times in her little segment.
Where's the freakin Brain Trust now?
Brain Trust and Brain Trust, what is Brain Trust!!
Posted by: Kara, Eymorg and 52 percenter at June 15, 2010 05:57 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2010 09:56 PM (4iVtW)
U B Fast! Course, typing with sock was hard!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:57 PM (CfmlF)
You'll need a whole fleet of Harleys and a tanker truck full of paint.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 05:58 PM (M9BNu)
3 I only have one more Obama speech left in me.
His concession speech.
Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2010 07:33 PM (Kn9r7)
Same here. I haven't been able to listen to him or watch him for over a year.
Posted by: Louis Tully at June 15, 2010 05:58 PM (Vc/xe)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 09:55 PM (W5sL5)
Hey Nam! What did you have for dinner tonight?
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 05:58 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Paint Nazi at June 15, 2010 05:59 PM (zIUsq)
He got a trophy for participating on a soccer team when he was 10.
Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 05:59 PM (wkocX)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 15, 2010 09:58 PM (M9BNu)
nah, it's an ironhead, they're never finished.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 15, 2010 05:59 PM (erIg9)
Speaking of Bob Beckel, I have to ask. Does he have a permanent case of hemmerhoids or something? The guy never sits up straight.
He looks like a fucking bull frog in a shirt and tie. I cannot stand looking at him.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 06:00 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June
15, 2010 09:56 PM (erIg9)
There's going to be a shitload of paint on that Harley.
Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 06:01 PM (wkocX)
He got a trophy for participating on a soccer team when he was 10.
Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 09:59 PM (wkocX)
Didn't he invent the Chu-Chu?
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 06:01 PM (YVZlY)
Poke chops grilled to perfection 2.5" thick.
Yum! One of these days, we all need to have a big moron meetup at Nam's for BBQ!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 06:01 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Bill Buckner
Water under the bridge Bill, we love you now man!
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 06:01 PM (aglOh)
Posted by: Captain Queeg at June 15, 2010 06:02 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Non Kosher at June 15, 2010 06:02 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: jpsr at June 15, 2010 06:03 PM (aglOh)
Hell I'm versatile I can go anywhere and put the same chow on any table just as good as I do here in my bunker.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 06:03 PM (W5sL5)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 15, 2010 06:03 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 06:04 PM (CfmlF)
Hell I'm versatile I can go anywhere and put the same chow on any table just as good as I do here in my bunker.
I love it! You're portable!
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 06:05 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Barack Obama - The most chicken shit President we have ever had at June 15, 2010 06:06 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Obama, Creating or Saving Czars at June 15, 2010 06:06 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 15, 2010 06:06 PM (W5sL5)
Posted by: Cowboy at June 15, 2010 06:06 PM (XYcTY)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 06:07 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Hipster Pinko From Frank Luntz' Focus Group at June 15, 2010 06:07 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Thea at June 15, 2010 06:08 PM (/3dGX)
I like that a portable Grunt, in fact you speak the truth that's what we were.
Thank God you were! Thank you for your service and sacrifice. God Bless you, Nam.
Posted by: runningrn at June 15, 2010 06:09 PM (CfmlF)
What happened to this "sort of a god" that the Newsweek guy said we had in the Oval Office?
When Capt. Cook landed on the Big Island of Hawaii, the natives thought he was a god. Then when he returned later with a broken mast, they decided he wasn't a god after all and killed him. You don't suppose history can repeat itself?
Posted by: SukieTawdry at June 15, 2010 06:10 PM (A+hUh)
Don't be so hard on focus group douche guy. He has a point.
The logistical challenges involved in getting a teleprompter installed on an oil-soaked beach take time to overcome.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 15, 2010 06:11 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: reading Sean's mind at June 15, 2010 06:12 PM (sYrWB)
"allow me to be perfectly clear, the crisis is over but will be ongoing....I have named a czar,.......nobel prize, nobel prize, now watch this drive!"
Posted by: barack t ogabe esq. at June 15, 2010 06:12 PM (u5/SI)
Posted by: curious at June 15, 2010 06:13 PM (p302b)
There's going to be a shitload of
paint on that Harley.
Posted by: Reiver at June 15, 2010 10:01 PM (wkocX)
nah, painting it a nice shade of "Fuck You Flat Black®"
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 15, 2010 06:14 PM (erIg9)
Where do I apply for citizenship in the Free, Anti-Socialist Republic of Okaloosa County?
Posted by: Louis Tully at June 15, 2010 06:15 PM (Vc/xe)
"God" spelled backwards is "Dog".
Obama's dog is named "Bo".
Obama's initials are BO.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 15, 2010 06:15 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Trinity at June 15, 2010 06:16 PM (IHAOQ)
Posted by: Sh*t fer brains 52%er at June 15, 2010 06:59 PM (RykTt)
Logistics? To the Gulf of Mexico? Let's see, it's the terminus of no fewer than five Interstate highway networks, the Intracoastal Waterway, and the Mississippi River. Yep, that's a tough one. Don't know how you'd get anything to such an inaccessible spot.
In 4/5 of this country, you could drop materiel into a mud puddle and it would end up there. And not to forget, the locks on the Sanitary & Ship Canal are still open, so you pick up the Great Lakes and the Saint Lawrence basin, too.
Posted by: comatus at June 15, 2010 07:15 PM (MZyUL)
I predict that Barry's LBJ moment* will come when the first black pundit or celeb publicly states that they voted for Obama because he was black and they were wrong to do so because Barack has turned out to be the same old bullshit in a different wrapper.
Then Hillary! throws in her hat for the 2012 nomination (ala Ted Kennedy v. Jimmuh) to "save the Party" and chart a "third way" between the wingnuts and the moonbats. Call it a "reset we can believe in."
* ("If I've lost Cronkite, I've lost Middle America..." then deciding not to run for office)
Posted by: societyis2blame at June 15, 2010 07:22 PM (7ZyYf)
Regards,
The Democrat Party
Posted by: DBinSD at June 15, 2010 08:52 PM (0glH5)
Posted by: Let me be clear: ed davis, my new Oil Spill Czar, will plug that hole at June 16, 2010 02:54 AM (Epj2t)
Posted by: marie at June 16, 2010 04:43 AM (GuTKr)
Posted by: Illegal Alien at June 16, 2010 07:03 AM (7MCle)
Will this be a case of too many czars spoil the Gulf?
Posted by: eaglewingz08 at June 16, 2010 08:59 AM (dv8zz)
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<i>But why didn't President Genius figure out this was beyond his abilities/beyond his interest level earlier?</i>
Two years ago would have been nice, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Iowa Jim at June 15, 2010 03:33 PM (ZwRF+)