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August 13, 2010

Oh No: Alvin Greene Indicted On Felony Obscenity Charge
— Ace

As Ben snarked: This could cost him the election.

Well, this could cost him the election, and all the lead paint chips he ate as a child, and a teenager, and an adult.

Posted by: Ace at 10:15 AM | Comments (45)
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1 HAHAHAHAHA..............putz!!!!!!

Posted by: Bob T at August 13, 2010 10:17 AM (sJpBD)

2 What, no flaming skull?

Posted by: Alvin Greene's Gun Rack at August 13, 2010 10:17 AM (H6Jyg)

3 RACISM!!! Oh, and they don't like me because I'm black. That's not the same thing, right? Oh look! Something shiny!

Posted by: Alvin Greene at August 13, 2010 10:20 AM (6lHx3)

4 Sounds qualified to become a new czar of something if you ask me. If he cheated on his taxes, he's a lock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at August 13, 2010 10:20 AM (X9G/M)

5 Will the racism never stop?

Posted by: Rocks at August 13, 2010 10:20 AM (Q1lie)

6 The crazy thing about the whole Alvin Greene campaign? The Obama administration has plans to offer him a job to get him out of the race so I white guy can lose by 10 less points.

Posted by: Rocks at August 13, 2010 10:21 AM (Q1lie)

7 In his defense, it's not pornography if you love each other.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 13, 2010 10:22 AM (6lHx3)

8 Sounds to me like a ploy to get another "real" Democrat candidate on the ballot ala bob Toricelli.

Fishy . . .

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 13, 2010 10:22 AM (r1OG3)

9 Naughty Mr. Green _Jeans.

Posted by: Captain Kangaroo at August 13, 2010 10:23 AM (zGUJ9)

10 If I were the prosecutor, I'd start buying up some Alvin Greene action figures to use as a demonstrative aid for the jury.

Posted by: Cicero at August 13, 2010 10:24 AM (QKKT0)

11 Yep, this is just a way to get the right Dem on the ballot this time without all those pesky primary voters butting in.

Posted by: VKI at August 13, 2010 10:25 AM (LZK9H)

12
He talks and moves so slow that I have a hard time imagining him opening the nekkid pictures and uttering more than a couple of syllables before the victim ran out of the room or fell asleep from boredom.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at August 13, 2010 10:26 AM (JNqU9)

There were quite a few Alvin Greenes in my college dorm computer lab. And also that one guy who kept wanting to show me pictures of his favorite WCW wrestlers.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 13, 2010 10:28 AM (HaYO4)

14 Yep, this is just a way to get the right Dem on the ballot this time without all those pesky primary voters butting in.
Posted by: VKI
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Bingo! ding! ding! ding!

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at August 13, 2010 10:30 AM (f9c2L)

15 Why are you people angry and resentful at felons?

Posted by: wHodat at August 13, 2010 10:31 AM (+sBB4)

16 Sacred honor compells me to note that South Carolina has regained the lead for wackiest politics this year. Admittedly, we haven't heard the last of the Blagojevich trial, so Illinois remains close behind.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 13, 2010 10:32 AM (R2fpr)

17 In honor of that last thread, here's an important update on South Carolina politics:

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:34 AM (PwGfd)

18 Having Alvin Greene in the Senate would have been a gift. We could've had a weekly thread made up entirely of C-Span clips.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 13, 2010 10:35 AM (5aa4z)

19 #17

I almost hate to bring this up, but the real "Will Folks" (if indeed that is his name), last week reported on yet ANOTHER allegation of a sexual affair involving Republican Gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley, this time with a third party. He's also still pushing some nonsense about emails with Haley on his website (ie the ones that prove the "inappropriate" encounter he alleged, but seemingly can't find).

For obvious reasons, none of this is getting any traction locally. Nobody believes Folks or wants to give him any more attention.

Posted by: looking closely at August 13, 2010 10:41 AM (PwGfd)

20 Well, I for one am shocked, SHOCKED, that they would prosecute a Democrat senatorial candidate mere months before the election.

Does he plan on dropping his campaign, b/c I gotta agree with Herr Morgenholz, he would be an ideal weekly thread topic, in the evil Spock world where he won the election and became a U.S. Senator.

Posted by: Penfold at August 13, 2010 10:42 AM (1PeEC)

21 Oh No: Alvin Greene Indicted On Felony Obscenity Charge

As Ben snarked: This could cost him the election.

Naah, that's what they call a resume enhancer in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: runningrn at August 13, 2010 10:46 AM (CfmlF)

Well, I for one am shocked, SHOCKED, that they would prosecute a Democrat senatorial candidate mere months before the election.

Posted by: Penfold

I agree with this Moron. Ace has given us another post-it note sized missive about race and its place on this blog. And now we here that the 'Man' is attempting to disenfranchise a candidate from running for office. Where do these people think they are? The South???

Never mind that.. We should initiate a campaign to prevent progress from being rolled back and preserve our precious comedy relief this important candidacy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2010 10:50 AM (R2fpr)

23 Sacred honor compells me to note that South Carolina has regained the lead for wackiest politics this year.

We're fit, rested, and ready. Jesse Ventura? Al Franken? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Minnesota at August 13, 2010 10:53 AM (p05LM)

Honestly, all this dude needs is a tearful mea culpa on Oprah, and it's all good. What, wait? Oprah taped her final show before she rides out into the sunset already? OK, he's screwed.

Posted by: runningrn at August 13, 2010 10:53 AM (CfmlF)

Rove to Cheney: Am I working the ToneDeafinator-mindray pretty good while you are recuperating, or what?

Cheney: Excellently. Now let's practice shifting targets out West - to Nevada.

Rove: Already got Reid last week.

Cheney: Let's make sure we leave a few for Liz to practice with, now! Where else have you been "freelancing"?

Rove: Let's just say "The rain in Spain has come back home again"!

Cheney: You have learned well grasshopper.

Posted by: sherlock at August 13, 2010 10:55 AM (thr9V)

26 Obviously a racist Rethuglikkkan attack machine is behind this.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2010 10:56 AM (thMZs)

You doofus.

You wait until AFTER you're seated before you start pulling shit like this!

Posted by: Charlie Rangel at August 13, 2010 11:05 AM (L51+P)

28 If Felons can vote, they can run for office, racist Democrats!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 13, 2010 11:05 AM (mHQ7T)

29 No Taiwanese anime yet?

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2010 11:06 AM (HtIec)

@ 30 - maybe they'll do a stop-motion one using the Alvin Greene Political-Action Figure!

Posted by: Charlie Rangel at August 13, 2010 11:10 AM (L51+P)

31 Sacred honor compells me to note that South Carolina has regained the lead for wackiest politics this year.

We're fit, rested, and ready. Jesse Ventura? Al Franken? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Posted by: Minnesota

Ahem. Charlie.Crist. Once every decade, we make our mark.

Posted by: Florida at August 13, 2010 11:11 AM (R2fpr)

32 Freakin' sock.

Posted by: reason at August 13, 2010 11:11 AM (L51+P)

Republicans will do anything to defeat Greene.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 13, 2010 11:12 AM (HU8ik)

I, for one, can't wait to see Nancy Grace spend every breath of energy she has on this topic for the next four months.

Does she have all of her grainy panning graphics of multiple Al Greene pictures put together yet?

Posted by: reason at August 13, 2010 11:14 AM (L51+P)

35 Hmmmm.

So let me get this straight. In South Carolina showing a picture of someone naked to an *adult female* is a crime?

Cinemax is so fucked.

And....

Al Gore shows off his pecker and that's ok?

I don't want to live in a world like that.

Posted by: memomachine at August 13, 2010 11:29 AM (MwCol)

36 Comments above nailed it. Greene will be convicted and in jail in plenty of time to put someone Dems think can win on the ballot. Of course, he brought it on himself, but then don't they all.

Posted by: erp at August 13, 2010 11:30 AM (Wkm4K)

Rove to Cheney: Am I working the ToneDeafinator-mindray pretty good while you are recuperating, or what?

ToneDeafinator you say?

Perhaps I can borrow it for my next evil plot on the Tri-State area.

Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz at August 13, 2010 11:42 AM (Bs34i)

38 This is all Bush's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2010 11:49 AM (1Jaio)

39 Meanwhile, Maxine Waters blames Bush for her ethics woes and Sheryl Crow demands that "recycled toilet paper" be used at all her future concerts.

Do you ever get the feeling we all went to sleep one night and woke up to a world full of stupid pod people?

Posted by: Full Moon at August 13, 2010 12:21 PM (X6+3d)

40 41 Oh, I've been thinking that for the last few years -- it started election night '00 (and not the way you think that means) and has built up into a rock solid, unshakeable conviction.

Posted by: unknown jane, trying to pass as a schnitzel eater at August 13, 2010 12:40 PM (5/yRG)

41 I'm not talking about the relatively benign "Al Greene" sort of stupid either.

Posted by: unknown jane, trying to pass as a schnitzel eater at August 13, 2010 12:40 PM (5/yRG)

42 That thing is probably way better than your ToneLoc-inator...

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