1 Andrew Sullivan just emailed me to ask if donations must be in currency.

Fuck, fuck, fuck I just took a sip of fresh coffee.  Fuck that hurt coming out. 

2

Kewl.

Let him pick up the 7-minute ab guy at the Rest Stop. That'll work out well.

3 Levi Johnston:  Charles Johnson without the class.

4 Must...stop.....hand....from....grabbing....wallet...

5

A pathetic Douche Bag.    Obviously Levi has no father.

6 Andrew Sullivan just emailed me to ask if donations must be in currency.

Watch it buster.... WE own that E-mail.

7

A pathetic Douche Bag.    Obviously Levi has no father.

Hey I resemble that remark, damn it!

8 So, is he running affiliated with any particular party, or just an independant jerkwad?

9 Is anyone else really fuckin' bothered by referring to parents (biologically speaking) of a child as the "baby daddy" and "baby mama". It drives me up the wall, i tore into one of my co-workers who referred to her nephew's dad that way.

10 Levi Johnston:  Charles Johnson without the camera.

Come on now, people.

11 The more we hear from Levi and Bristol, the more I worry about Tripp.

12

Fuck that hurt coming out. 

Funny, Sullivan is hoping to hear Levi say the same thing...

13 Randy at August 23, 2010 04:27 PM (zQKSr)

We can only hope he runs as a democrat.

14
This election season is going to be pretty entertaining, clearly.

15 For the record, if I am on the jury for a trial of somebody socking this guy in the jaw?

Not guilty.

Chicago justice goes both ways, suckers.

16 I am sure that nailing Kathy Griffin is relevant to becoming a politician.

17

Fuck that hurt coming out. 

Funny, Sullivan is hoping to hear Levi say the same thing...

Really?  I always figured Sully as the -ee rather than the -er.

18

Is anyone else really fuckin' bothered by referring to parents (biologically speaking) of a child as the "baby daddy" and "baby mama". It drives me up the wall, i tore into one of my co-workers who referred to her nephew's dad that way.

It's low class and obnoxious.  It's encouraged because using "mother" and "father" conjours up the notion of traditional roles, responsibilities and rights.  For the modern urban liberal, that must not be allowed to occur.

19 What I would give to sleep until 11:00. I mean, 2:00? Fuggeddaboutit. And 11:00? No. Just no.

20 LEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! It's your turn!

21

Let him be mayor for 15 minutes.

Il Douché for Mayor!

22 When Levi gets his, it's gonna leave a mark.

23

Andrew Sullivan just emailed me to ask if donations must be in currency

This??..on my chin??

...oh..that's just Arby's Horsy Sauce...I swear

24 donations eh? I'll d0nate some AIDS to help him

25 But seriously, is he any less qualified than Obama?

26

Funny, Sullivan is hoping to hear Levi say the same thing...

He was wise to that rise in his Levi's.

27 Senor Ace, it take very much of the time to clean hooker spit and malt liquor out of your sheets, so please to be leaving 11 am sharp, comprender?

28

Really?  I always figured Sully as the -ee rather than the -er.

Probably.  However, Levi strikes me as too low for even Sully to stoop to receiving from...

29

No, But Seriously: 11am guys? Really? On a Saturday or Sunday?

Seriously? You have the next rush of clients coming in at the crack of one, huh?

Heh, back in the day, housekeeping would need plenty of time to clean up after our Party of Destruction. To our credit, we did tip with unopened bottles of liquor.

30

Really?  I always figured Sully as the -ee rather than the -er.

-ewwww

31  Another reference to ejaculation?  Seriously, Ann, it wasn't me.

32 Ace,

I worked in the hospitality field for years. You'd be surprised at how many people request an early check-in - especially on weekends.

Also, the housekeepers need some time to change all the bedding, replace all the towels, etc. in all the checked out rooms before they are ready for new guests. That's why most hotels have check-in times a few hours later than their check-out times.

Finally, you can always request a late check-out and extend your stay by an hour or two. The front desk will usually be happy to let you do that for no additional cost. (This assumes you are staying at a decent hotel, and not the Scuzbucket Inn or something.)

33

Is anyone else really fuckin' bothered by referring to parents (biologically speaking) of a child as the "baby daddy" and "baby mama". It drives me up the wall, i tore into one of my co-workers who referred to her nephew's dad that way.

It's low class and obnoxious.  It's encouraged because using "mother" and "father" conjours up the notion of traditional roles, responsibilities and rights.  For the modern urban liberal, that must not be allowed to occur.

Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2010 04:34 PM (K9+WM)

I think that the adjective you're looking for is "it's trailer park."

34

 he tends to focus on things that take him about two minute.

I take it that's after some prep work earlier in the evening and heavy amount of "thinking about baseball"?

Fuck, it wouldn't suprise me if Bristol was still technically a virgin because that little shit never actually made it in, but just had a lucky shot...

35

let me just sleep until a civilized hour like 2pm!

Ace, Is that a Twisted Sister pin on your uniform?

36 Hey man, I used to work for a hotel! We have to get you out of there so we can clean the rooms!

37 Someone should set him up.  Large cash donation.  On camera.  See if he reports it.

38

I think that the adjective you're looking for is "it's trailer park."

Actually, most of the trailer park denizens I knew were intact families, or at least had parents that were nominally involved.

39 Levi's got nuttin on Andy.

40 One thing he has going for him:  He's such a slimy liar.  He's got that part of being a typical politician nailed.

41 42 Levi's got nuttin on Andy. Posted by: fartmonkey at August 23, 2010 04:42 PM (7DB+a) But I'm sure Sully would love to put something on Levi.

42

I think that the adjective you're looking for is "it's trailer park."

Actually, most of the trailer park denizens I knew were intact families, or at least had parents that were nominally involved.

Posted by: Alex at August 23, 2010 04:41 PM

Ghetto.

43 Fuck, it wouldn't suprise me if Bristol was still technically a virgin because that little shit never actually made it in, but just had a lucky shot...

Heh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

44 >>>It's low class and obnoxious. It's encouraged because using "mother" and "father" conjours up the notion of traditional roles, responsibilities and rights I disagree, I think it's useful, because it IS describing a low-class thing. Johnston is refusing to marry Bristol like he should. Thus, while he is the baby's father, he is refusing to engage in one of the key parts of fatherhood. Hence, to call him a father would be technically accurate but it would suggest he is being a dutiful father, which he is not. He is the "baby-daddy" only, a guy who's walking away from his kid, except once in a while. He's being an obnoxious, selfish jerkoff and I don't mind him being denied the full credit of "father."

45  Fuck, it wouldn't suprise me if Bristol was still technically a virgin because that little shit never actually made it in, but just had a lucky shot...

Heh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 23, 2010 04:43 PM

******************************************

Is that possible?

46 Levi doesn't specify which position he's running for

You can bet the position involves a reach around.

47 >>>Finally, you can always request a late check-out and extend your stay by an hour or two. The front desk will usually be happy to let you do that for no additional cost. I have found of late they are being real hard-asses about this and no longer considerate of The Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM).

48 Is that possible?

Yup. 

49 It's low class and obnoxious.  It's encouraged because using "mother" and "father" conjours up the notion of traditional roles, responsibilities and rights.  For the modern urban liberal, that must not be allowed to occur.

I prefer "sperm donor" and "sperm sump"

50 He misfires, gets close to the bullseye, and then tries to cover up the awkwardness by shoving his fat finger in there.  Hell, he's probably so small that Bristol didn't even know the difference.

51

(This assumes you are staying at a decent hotel, and not the Scuzbucket Inn or something.)

Posted by: ArrrJayyy at August 23, 2010 04:38 PM (ADbI4)

Hehe funny, somebody proposed the same name for a hotel at daddy's last board meeting. They wanted me to be the spokes-woman...go figure??

 

52 Define  "soliciting". Oh, yeah, I think THAT is probably next on the list.

When it happens- comes and see me.

53 Not sure but I do not think he is even eligible given the residency requirements.

54 Really?  I always figured Sully as the -ee rather than the -er.

I believe the terms the gay community uses are "top" and bottom".  As if it weren't creepy enough

55 1 Is that possible?

Yup. 

Posted by: alexthechick at August 23, 2010 04:45 PM (eRjGt)

It's like winning the Powerball, but it's possible.

56 Levi's got nuttin on in Andy.

*sigh*

57 I'll bet sullivan will donate some seed money. He'll give it a shot.Hey the you boy is all bareback.

58

56 Not sure but I do not think he is even eligible given the residency requirements.

Last I read, he couldn't be Mayor of Wasilla because he wasn't 21 and he wasn't a resident of Wasilla.  But, rules only apply to Republicans.  If he's a Democrat, he could be sworn in tomorrow.  No election necessary. 

59 At this point, I would gladly donate to Levi if it meant he'd go the fuck away for good.

60 Fatherhood only implies biological connection, being a Dad (or "Daddy!!" as the little one calls me) is being the responsible married adult who is parenting. As Darth Vader was Luke's father.

I don't disagree that Levi is a pitiful specimen of manhood who's sole role was as a biologically powered sperm injector. But it is probably better that Bristol did not marry him. Her daughter will have plenty of positive role models from her family without Levi there to fuck the kid's life up more than he will.

61 Last I read, he couldn't be Mayor of Wasilla because he wasn't 21 and he wasn't a resident of Wasilla.

Meh.  The reality show producers don't care.  This is a show to showcase the stupid hicks and make fun of Levi in the process.  Even the political blowback to Palin is secondary.

62

At this point, I would gladly donate to Levi if it meant he'd go the fuck away for good.

Nah.  If you feed them, they follow you home and then you can never get the fleas out...

63 ace at August 23, 2010 04:45 PM (QbA6l)

Ever work at a hotel ace? The reason that checkout is between 11 and 12 is that the bulk of people checking in happens between 3 and 4. So that window gives the maids time to clean all the rooms without having to knock, wait, go back, etc and that everything is ready by the time the new people come into the room. These chicks who do this job do it quick, but they still need time to clean up the crap everyone leaves lying around.

Seriously, if you are bored one time at a hotel  hang around the housekeeping/accounting/HR area of the hotel. The stories you'll hear and what these people find in rooms would stun you.

64

The stories you'll hear and what these people find in rooms would stun you.

"Rosa, we have another ewok carcass in room 212!"

65 *heavy sigh* Alright. I'll jump on this grenade for y'all. I'll leave hotter 'n' hell Texas for the weekend and make my way up to Alaska to beat the piss out of Levi. Your. Welcome. But if I do this I must have on record the citizens of Alaska stating that in fact Texas does rock harder than they ever will. Because no self respecting Texan would allow an out of stater to come into our house and beat the shit out of the our resident Shit Head. We don't outsource ass kicking. But apparently Alaska does. And that's why they're second best. Even if they do have a smokin' hot former Gov and potential future POTUS. Ya'll are still second best for not making Levi Johnston smoke his own willy.

66

Last I read, he couldn't be Mayor of Wasilla because he wasn't 21

The election may be far enough away that he'll turn 21 before then...can't remember for sure and don't care enough to double check...

67

I was once present during the remodel of a run-down cheapo hotel - one with a rate for "one hour express nap" - in a semi-bad/trashy area of town not too far from Midway airport.

Nothing that was found really suprised me. It was gratuitous, however. Wrappers, used condoms, used needles, empty douches, used tampons, empty bottles, couple of crack pipes... Someone took a crap under the bed... I guess that one was a little suprising.

68

Actually no - it was the couch. They took a crap underneath the couch.

Must have picked the couch up, dropped a deuce on the floor and then moved the couch back on top of it.

69

Seriously, if you are bored one time at a hotel  hang around the housekeeping/accounting/HR area of the hotel. The stories you'll hear and what these people find in rooms would stun you.

I read somewhere that the germiest part of a hotel room is...the TV remote control.  Some folks analyzed a bunch of them and found a high percentage that tested positive for semen and fecal matter residue.  Seriously.  When you travel, pack a few alcohol wipes.  To wipe down the TV remote control.  Seriously. 

70 joejm65 at August 23, 2010 05:11 PM (hOT2x)

Don't touch it, or the phone. I'd live by that policy in any hotel room. The comforter too. Throw that thing on the ground.

71 What a rube.

72 Bing "Tank Johnson" and "Rex Butler" to get an idea of what a complete douche this kid is. They are his handlers.

73 I look forward to giving Levi my donation . . . orally.

74 Tank Johnson?  He's not in prison?  Or is this a different Tank Johnson?

75 Technically, wouldn't that make him a lot like you?

(looks over at cheesy donate button and laughs at Ace.)

76 Johnston is refusing to marry Bristol like he should.

I've been hoping it's the other way around.

77 I'm sure a lot of people on the Left would love to keep this idiot around as a cudgel to beat Sarah Palin.  If they can keep in the spotlight, he's always at hand.

I expect a lot of Sean Penns, Sheryl Crows and so forth to donate secretly.

78 And he will probably get tens of thousands in donations, but not much more than spittoon money from all those truck stops etc.

79

My bad, Tank Jones not Johnson.

80 73:

Yeah, that's true. The comforters are not laundered quite as regularly as the rest of the bedding...

81
"Hi,  my name's Levi.  I'll be your glory hole angel for the next few minutes."

82 Why is him "Soliciting" all of sudden news?


I though "soliciting" was the hallmark of his uhhhhhh "profession".

83 Are we sure he can even read and write?

84

Sullivan stipulated that his donation must be in Levi's mouth.

But he promises a big one.

85

Who wants to bet that Meghan McCain makes an appearance on his reality show?

Anybody? Anybody?

86 I really would like to make a small donation of a right cross right into this motherfucker's jaw.

87 It's clear what's going on here. He wants to show that any idiot can be mayor of Wasilla. Oh well. Who better to make the point than him?

88 If this kid ever figures out how he has been used and flushed like last weeks toilet paper, he will probably want to end it all.

I definitely need to update my deathlist entry at the sweasel Blog.....

89 I agree with the person who said that Bristol has been deserving of the label 'mother' as opposed to 'babymama', but Levi damn sure doesn't deserve to be called 'father'.   She at least is taking care of the kid.

90 Little levi Smegason has received more attention than he deserves! I may be off topic, however, tomorrow I vote for JOE MILLER!

91 isn't there an age limit to run for office? And you have to live in the district to run

92 The kid's a tool alright.  Having said that and admitting that I wouldn't mind seeing him get the beating he so richly deserves I'm getting a little worried here.  His advisers (the hollywood types who still see a chance to make a few bucks off this dolt at the same time as maybe getting a chance to embarass Palin) aren't giving this kid good advice.  Good advice would be to stay out of Alaska for the next er, forever!  There's a lot of people who want a shot at this guy and we're talking about a serious thumping.  Sooner or later this moron loses his attraction and the advisers (and camera crews) leave and his little purgatory begins.

93 Levi oughta start a jeans factory.....and call it..........

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