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October 12, 2010

Olbermann: Lean Forward Into Hateful Misogyny
— Ace

A spoof of MSNBC's "Lean Forward" ad (which is there at the link for comparison), which better describes Keith Olbermann's very speshul style.

Posted by: Ace at 07:51 AM | Comments (68)
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1 A little reality and a whole lot of insanity if ya ax me.

Posted by: Gmac at October 12, 2010 07:57 AM (k2Fyd)

2 A more accurate depiction for sure....

Here's something related to how you will personally be impacted if the Bush tax cuts are allowed to expire...just type in your income after deductions and you will see how deep your pockets will be affected by the expiring tax cuts...show this to all of your friends...I don't think most realize how they've benefited from the tax cuts.

At foxnews.com:

http://tinyurl.com/3a8hr35

Posted by: TheRedDianthus at October 12, 2010 07:58 AM (ErOeR)

3
The good thing about these leftists leaning forward: they're leaving their glass jaws exposed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2010 07:59 AM (uFokq)

The ultimate takedown of Olbermann from an unlikely source. Olbermann was in the audience.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 12, 2010 07:59 AM (qxHiB)

5
Fried Green Tomatoes II:

Starring Kathy Bates and featuring a mashed up bag of Olbermann meat.
Get your fresh grilled patty out on the back porch.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 12, 2010 08:01 AM (0fzsA)

6 Michelle is bag of meat with lipstick? No wonder I'm a carnivore and Olberdouche is a tofu maggot.

Posted by: maddogg at October 12, 2010 08:01 AM (OlN4e)

7
Forgetting their politics for a second... do they have a team of chimps running this network?

"Lean Forward"? Really? You think that's a good idea?

Really?

Posted by: dan-O at October 12, 2010 08:02 AM (bRLuD)

8 He's working that right hand like a 2 dollar whore.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 12, 2010 08:04 AM (Y81Xa)

9 That's right, Kieth. Lean into that punch.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 12, 2010 08:04 AM (xxgag)

10 Of course, this new version will only help Olbie gain a NOW endorsement.

Posted by: Rob at October 12, 2010 08:04 AM (sU8Lx)

11 Technically K.O.'s cheesier than velveeta.

Posted by: journolist at October 12, 2010 08:05 AM (O/NP5)

12 Ace, lets just refer to this bastard as TKO going forward.

Posted by: journolist at October 12, 2010 08:06 AM (O/NP5)

13 Technically K.O.'s cheesier than velveeta.

Posted by: journolist at October 12, 2010 12:05 PM (O/NP5)

I don't know. I didn't hear it all but i didn't hear him call her a whore.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 12, 2010 08:07 AM (xxgag)

14 Keith who?
This guy still has a TV program?
Does anyone watch it?

Posted by: looking closely at October 12, 2010 08:07 AM (YpVHs)

15 Lean forward.

Bend over.

Posted by: EC at October 12, 2010 08:08 AM (mAhn3)

16 WTF, he can only type with his right index finger? How does he tie his shoes?

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2010 08:09 AM (FcR7P)

Keith, lean forward and release your Second Chakra. It worked for me.

http://tinyurl.com/yezhse9

Posted by: Al G. at October 12, 2010 08:10 AM (pr+up)

18 Keith, dude, it's epantsipate.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Super-Genius at October 12, 2010 08:10 AM (KF/Jh)

19 Look at his stupid fucking smirky self-satisfied half-grin as he's typing. Even if I didn't know what kind of a lying ignorant lefty asshole Keith was, that part of the ad alone would turn me off.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 12, 2010 08:12 AM (KF/Jh)

Over at Hot Air, it looks like the VFW might get rid of the VFV-PAC.

Klein over West, Wasserman Schultz, Alan Grayson?

I can't blame them.

Also, concerning the Speedway Bomber being a liberal blogger.

Wasn't Ace arrested in the late 1990s for his part in the Truck Stop Trolling incidents?

Posted by: Ben at October 12, 2010 08:13 AM (wuv1c)

21 As even a pseudo-news organization "Lean Forward" is a horrible slogan. "Lean" maybe in terms of skinny, no fat, or no overpaid - poorly performing anchors otherwise Lean infers bias; and "Forward" isn't the reporting news inherently reactive -- oh I get it you want to be the news and help shape public opinion, but then your no longer news. Good job guys, how much did you pay a consultant to come up with that.

Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2010 08:14 AM (v4C0Z)

22
Move on.

Lean forward.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2010 08:15 AM (uFokq)

23 Alan West's debate with Klein will be here shortly.

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 08:15 AM (osFsP)

24 The piano music reminds me of The Exorcist-

Posted by: Beckaholic at October 12, 2010 08:15 AM (x3oLQ)

25 he types funny. He just usings his index fingers.

Posted by: Ben at October 12, 2010 08:17 AM (wuv1c)

26 Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey

Posted by: Discount Slacks and Marketing Firm at October 12, 2010 08:17 AM (G60Nl)

Lean Forward is not a slogan for a news network. Its C#ntessa Brewers job security plan.

full of win.

Posted by: Ben at October 12, 2010 08:19 AM (wuv1c)

28
What I don't understand about the NRA is why can't they endorse both candidates? If both candidates are good on gun rights, why not give both the nod?

It's not like the NRA is the NYT, a newspaper with editors who take into account all issues when choosing a political endorsee. The NRA is about one issue: gun rights.

And the VFW can do the same thing. If both the D and R candidates are, in their view, good on veteran's issues, endorse both of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2010 08:19 AM (uFokq)

29 Keith ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Posted by: Al G. at October 12, 2010 08:19 AM (pr+up)

30 Soothsayer - stop making sense

Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2010 08:20 AM (nOq8U)

31 15 Keith who?
This guy still has a TV program?
Does anyone watch it?

My father LOVES Olbermann. And Chris Matthews... &

&*()&#(@#

Posted by: Pyrocles at October 12, 2010 08:24 AM (cv5Iw)

32 re: the fascism meme... how is it exactly that the U.S. got pegged with the Nationalist label when it was the Soviets who used their nukes as May Day parade floats every year?

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at October 12, 2010 08:24 AM (0IR+C)

33 Weird that he only types with his right hand. There's something Freudian going on there.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 12, 2010 08:24 AM (JKOTn)

34
Lobbyists are a plague in Washington. All of them. From the environmantalists lobby to the oil lobby. From the teacher's union to the VFW. From the civil rights lobby to the NRA.

Washington needs an enema.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 12, 2010 08:25 AM (uFokq)

36 Weird that he only types with his right hand. There's something Freudian Muslim going on there.

FIFY

Posted by: AmishDude at October 12, 2010 08:27 AM (SN216)

36 36 Weird that he only types with his right hand. There's something Freudian going on there.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at October 12, 2010 12:24 PM (JKOTn)

< Wipes w/ left, types w/ right. A veritable wax off, wax on.

Posted by: journolist at October 12, 2010 08:27 AM (O/NP5)

37 Forgetting their politics for a second... do they have a team of chimps running this network?

"Lean Forward"? Really? You think that's a good idea?

Really?

Posted by: dan-O at October 12, 2010 12:02 PM (bRLuD)

Somebody I was reading was making fun of this idiotic slogan. The Great Lean Forward. Let a Hundred Viewers Bloom.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 12, 2010 08:28 AM (xxgag)

38
Lobbying should be banned.

Congress should only be allowed one staff member, and that staff member should be paid out of the congress-critter's own pocketbook.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 12, 2010 08:29 AM (0fzsA)

39 39 garbage out, garbage in

Posted by: fb at October 12, 2010 08:29 AM (G60Nl)

40 He stole my partially-transformed wolfman that types with one finger costume idea.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 12, 2010 08:29 AM (HaYO4)

41 I guess "Lean Retarded" was already taken.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 12, 2010 08:32 AM (Y81Xa)

42 Look at his stupid fucking smirky self-satisfied half-grin as he's typing. Even if I didn't know what kind of a lying ignorant lefty asshole Keith was, that part of the ad alone would turn me off.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 12, 2010 12:12 PM (KF/Jh)

And you just know he thinks he's teh awesome for his l337 one-handed typing skillz.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at October 12, 2010 08:33 AM (0IR+C)

Come on, Keith! Lean forward. A little more! No more! (*kerthump!!!*).

Perfect.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 12, 2010 08:37 AM (RkRxq)

44 Congress should only be allowed one staff member, and that staff member should be paid out of the congress-critter's own pocketbook. That would lead to more lobbyists. I think Senator's should have their staff paid for by their respective State legislatures - if we can't amend the Constitution - at least tie them back to their home states.

Posted by: Jean at October 12, 2010 08:38 AM (d+9mI)

45 Reaching out to our friends on the left, I propose some other good slogans for MSNBC News.

Thumb On the Scale.

Does the Truth Really Matter?

Shut Up!

I Can't Hear You. LALALALALALALALALALALA.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 12, 2010 08:38 AM (xxgag)

It's not like the NRA is the NYT, a newspaper with editors who take into account all issues when choosing a political endorsee. The NRA is about one issue: gun rights.

To be fair, in many cases the NRA does the right thing. They endorse the person with a better history of defending gun rights. And if it is a wash between the two candidates, they side with the incumbent.

It makes sense. We also have to understand that the Republican party isn't in lock step on gun rights. John Kasich, who i like, isn't 100% on gun rights, so the NRA endorsed his opponent who is.

The NRA has to endorse candidates based on their stance and history when it comes to gun rights. In many cases it goes to the democrat. I believe the NRA endorses most PA democrats because they are all pro second ammendment.

However what the VFW PAC is doing is clearly bull. They aren't endorsing the candidate who is more "pro-military, soldiers, soldiers benefits, etc". They are simply endorsing liberal incumbent democrats.

How else can you explain endorsing Klien who has never served or done anything of distinction for veterans over Allen West who has served.

Or Barbara Boxer who attempted to embarrass a general but inadvertantly beclowned herself.

I hope the VFW votes to dissolve the PAC in their August meeting. I would suggest those of you in the VFW to send an e-mail or make a phone call letting them know your membership depends on them doing so.

Posted by: Ben at October 12, 2010 08:38 AM (wuv1c)

47 Olberman pulls more of an audience than this website skewering you rethugs. Why don't y'all post about the wicked witch of Delaware?

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2010 08:42 AM (lvG6K)

48 You wingers are no match for Rachels's intelect and witty banter; Olberpukes meaty ham-hands on the other hand are the reason I smell Seattle's Pike Place Fish Market during Lent.

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at October 12, 2010 08:42 AM (pr+up)

49 Soon MSNBC will be Harry Reid's favorite cable news changel.

Posted by: Depressa Brewer at October 12, 2010 08:44 AM (kb0wl)

Why don't y'all post about the wicked witch of Delaware?

Cut, jib, bunk.

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at October 12, 2010 08:44 AM (pr+up)

51 50 Olberman pulls more of an audience than this website skewering you rethugs. Why don't y'all post about the wicked witch of Delaware?

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2010 12:42 PM (lvG6K)

Just a friendly word of advice, Jim. These guys just love to pounce all over whiny crybaby pussies.

Posted by: The Warner What Warns Crybaby Pussies at October 12, 2010 08:46 AM (RkRxq)

52 Don't warn the trolls, we like to give them enough rope to hang themselves and then kick the chair from underneath them and watch them jerk and twist

Posted by: Penfold at October 12, 2010 08:47 AM (1PeEC)

"Why don't y'all post about the wicked witch of Delaware?"

Why would we wanna talk about my roommate's mother?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 12, 2010 08:50 AM (HaYO4)

54 Kool-aid stain on aisle 50.

Posted by: RedneknSC at October 12, 2010 08:51 AM (AFi9e)

Hey wingers! FYI Jim is Olberpukes pool boy.

just sayin.

Posted by: maddow's middle finger at October 12, 2010 08:51 AM (pr+up)

56 Don't upset him, _{they have Alvin-Oh, noooooooooo.}

Posted by: RedneknSC at October 12, 2010 08:56 AM (AFi9e)

57 Speaking of media, who could have foreseen this headline from Daily Finance? " 'Parker Spitzer' Is a Bust, and CNN May Already Know It"

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 12, 2010 09:07 AM (xxgag)

58 Did someone say jerk and twist?

Posted by: Keef Emomann, sensitive journalist for the Great Lean Forward at October 12, 2010 09:10 AM (kb0wl)

59 Lean Forward, - like a wildebeest in high rut.

Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2010 09:11 AM (GwPRU)

60 Meow-meow, mew Meow!

Posted by: Miss Precious Perfect at October 12, 2010 09:20 AM (tYuix)

61 Olbermann was a fluffer for the gay porno film industry.They said he was the best.

Posted by: nikkolai at October 12, 2010 09:34 AM (Y5R+T)

62 Whuh? Lean Forward campaign? Googled for more info and I found more parodies than examples. Finally found the original.

"It's our differences that unite us."

Oh. Wow. Thirteen o'clock much?

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 09:58 AM (U3xyZ)

63 Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 01:58 PM

2009 pdf file from American Bar Association president, "Allowing our Differences to Unite Us." because lawyers are all about unity.

Posted by: Keef Emomann, sensitive journalist for the Great Lean Forward at October 12, 2010 10:04 AM (kb0wl)

64 50 Olberman pulls more of train for an audience ... and offers complementary back washings in his personal tub afterward.
Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2010 12:42 PM (lvG6K)

And Jim is KO's caboose.

Posted by: ya2daup at October 12, 2010 10:05 AM (Wqfrr)

They must have picked lean forward because "Go full retard" was already taken.

Posted by: roborob2000 at October 12, 2010 11:13 AM (sYEpI)

66 Bend Over! And accept the Olbermann.

Posted by: halfsek at October 12, 2010 12:34 PM (EdfGd)

67 I think MSNBC's ad is great. It's just like the end of Doogie Howser. Doogie and Olby are just two 12-year-old intellects trying desperately to sound more mature than their pre-pubescent postulations let on.

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