October 25, 2010

OMG: Did You See What Joe Miller Was Disciplined For?
— Ace

Drew did, as he linked it. I've been worried about this for two weeks.


No, Quenchy is meant non-ironically --
if this is what Leesza Machiunski has,
Leesza Machiunski's done

Is this it?

Rostad said he received the phone call from Miller's father after Kodiak Republicans asked him to find out what happened at the Fairbanks borough. Rostad forwarded the results of the conversation to a number of Republicans in an e-mail sent Thursday night.

Rostad wrote in the e-mail that Rex Miller told him there was a poll being conducted as part of the effort to oust Ruedrich as state Republican Party chairman.

Here's how Rex Miller described what happened, according to Rostad's e-mail:

"One noon hour, on his own time at the borough, Joe participated in an online poll voting against Randy. He used four office computers in the office to do it, thinking this was his chance to boost numbers to get rid of Randy. He emptied the cache files on the computers so the users wouldn't know what he had done. When the users asked what had happened to their caches, (Miller) admitted to what he did. He was reprimanded and docked in pay for several days, but was not suspended or fired."

"Rex told me that his son called him that same day and admitted that he did a stupid thing. He said he was sorry. Joe was 'never in danger of being fired at any time,' Rex said," Rostad wrote in the e-mail.

He tried to Freep an online poll, at work.

Drew says "let's not pretend this isn't a bad thing," but it's just not. Miller was an employee (part-time) and it was the employer's policy that computers not be used for political purposes. Okay -- he violated the employer's rules... but what he did can barely even be termed "for political processes." He went to four machines because they had different IPs and voted on them all to Freep a meaningless online poll.

This is what Murcszinski has her hopes pinned on?

I'm sure most of you are probably not supposed to comment on websites at work. Yeah, okay. Well, fine. If you get caught, you get a slap on your wrist. You wouldn't expect this to disqualify you for higher office.

Oh, and completely irrelevant and utterly non sequitor and apropros of nothing:

Oh, I Like This Part:

When the users asked what had happened to their caches, (Miller) admitted to what he did.

He admitted it. And right now he's saying "I haven't lived a perfect life" as if this is some big black mark.

Guy seems pretty squeaky clean if this is the stuff he's confessing to and apologizing about.

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM | Comments (704)
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1 We are going to find out if the people of Alaska just want free money from the rest of us, or if they actually believe in conservatism.

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:10 PM (1jzSs)

2 When reached for comment Joe Miller simply said, "Ron Paul".

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:11 PM (wuv1c)

3 All your kodiaks are belongs to us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2010 12:11 PM (9Cooa)

4

Rumor is Liza Merkscozzafava did a line of coke off Ted Stevens boner.

pass it on.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:11 PM (wuv1c)

5 When is the judge going to order MooKow's personal files released?

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2010 12:11 PM (/jbAw)

6 Wow, um, sad to say but Ace read my link more carefully than I did.

That's a big, steaming pile of...nothing.

Ooooh, he surfed the web at work! If that's the standard then about 80% of America should be canned. Come to think of it, Obama and the Democrats are on there way to doing just that.


Posted by: DrewM. at October 25, 2010 12:13 PM (HicGG)

7
I heard Miller also downloaded IRON MAN 2 off the internet!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 12:14 PM (uFokq)

8 Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Rick James at October 25, 2010 12:14 PM (mAhn3)

9 It's not like it was porn.

Posted by: SEC at October 25, 2010 12:15 PM (No0N3)

10

Poor Joe.  Distinguished military career, promising political future...

all thrown away.  Why?!

Because his stupid pet bear can't stay away from the toot.

 

I told him.  I told him that damn bear was trouble.

I did.  Stupid bear!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 12:15 PM (r1h5M)

11

Joe Miller please admit to tearing off the mattress's Tag!!

horrid man

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2010 12:15 PM (iAu/o)

12
LOLgrizzly absolutely ROCKS, dude.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:15 PM (DZVrI)

13 Well, maybe her thinking is if you can't elect a saint, then elect me.

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 12:15 PM (1PeEC)

14 Political purposes are not political processes, that's for sure.

Posted by: WTF is Ace Saying at October 25, 2010 12:16 PM (6X63A)

15 well now i'm certain i should never run even for dawgcatcher

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2010 12:17 PM (iAu/o)

16 You left at the part where he took a pen from the supply cabinet, put in in his briefcase and went home.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:17 PM (LdYLm)

17
I also heard that Joe Miller doesn't have a timer on his lawn's sprinkler system.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:17 PM (DZVrI)

18

I heard Joe Miller once farted and someone said "Did you just fart?" and Joe Miller said he didn't.  But he did.

 

 

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 12:17 PM (n+6xG)

19 If goldbricking is a disqualifier, then my political career is ovah.  

Posted by: California Red at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (7uWb8)

20 He went after their version of Boss Hogg, and they never let him forget it

Posted by: dr. lizardo at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (bz+co)

21 That's weak.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (bAL0J)

22

I wasn't worried that Joe had done something horrifically wrong, because Murscuntski is a lying-ass, arrogant, cock-sucking, political whore.   They lie.   That's what they do.  

This scrunt should be bitch slapped so hard her ass winds up on the frozen tundra as grizzly food.

Not only did she say Joe was unfit to lead, she questions his West Point honor.    The bitch doesn't know the effin definition of honor.

 http://tiny.cc/c39h5

 

Posted by: Steph at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (ZfkPl)

23 "He admitted it. And right now he's saying "I haven't lived a perfect life" as if this is some big black mark.

Guy seems pretty squeaky clean if this is the stuff he's confessing to and apologizing about."

Apologizing about a big nothingburger.  Yup, this guy's a Republican alright.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (xy9wk)

24 Joe Miller once video taped a NFL game with only implied oral, not expressed written consent from the NFL.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (wuv1c)

25 Joe Miller once parked his car at a meter and the meter went over and he owed 35 cents more but no cop came and he JUST LEFT WITHOUT LEAVING BEHIND THE THIRTY FIVE CENTS.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (7d2pd)

26 He also filled out a form and under religion he wrote "Aqua Buddha."

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2010 12:18 PM (xxgag)

27
I heard that Joe Miller once wore white after Labor Day.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (DZVrI)

28 Jabrwoski has looted the fucking treasury to reward her friends! But no, thats no big deal at all. Joe Miller was on the internet!

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (1jzSs)

29 Freeping is like free basing crack, right?

Posted by: Skeeza Grizsowski at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (GwPRU)

30

I've been told that Miller got an online coupon for Pizza Hut that said "limit one per customer" and he bought two pizzas with it.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (QKKT0)

31

So this is why Ben Stein just wrote an article calling Miller a retard?

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (wuv1c)

32 Breaking news, Joe used the office phone to call his Mom on her birthday. Misappropriation of office resources. To the guillotine!


Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:19 PM (LdYLm)

33 if hell do something wrong and then tell the truth about it, who knows what else he will do wrong and admit to. Its not the cover-up, its the crime, Lisa M for senator

Posted by: palin steele at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (6X63A)

34 This is to what politics has been reduced?  He used office computers to try to scam an online poll, and its supposed to somehow say he's unfit for office?

To quote a certain journalist... "ummmm...."

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (8y9MW)

35 Taze them all. Let the voters separate them. Which could be incorporated into a new sport.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (EiH7n)

36 So this is why Ben Stein just wrote an article calling Miller a retard?


  Because Ben Stein is a retard?

Posted by: Donna at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (/9pqf)

37 joe miller almost thought to steal a piece of gum as a we lad.

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (iAu/o)

38 Joe Miller once divulged his wish after blowing out the candle on his birthday cake.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (wuv1c)

39

Mattress tag gone missing?... Joe Miller.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:20 PM (pr+up)

40 While executing a search warrant of his residence, police found ripped off mattress tags laying all over his floor.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (xxgag)

41 36 So this is why Ben Stein just wrote an article calling Miller a retard?


  Because Ben Stein is a retard?

Posted by: Donna at October 25, 2010 04:20 PM (/9pqf)

Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (LdYLm)

42 I have it on good authority that Joe Miller has outstanding fines totally $3.27 at the Fairbanks main branch Public Library...clearly he is unfit to lead!!!!

Posted by: Lisa Muckowiesky at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (7soXf)

43 Lisa Merkrossokovsky once cut off the leg of a man with a chainsaw in a Miami hotel after a botched drug deal.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (wuv1c)

44

He once fed some peanuts to an elephant at the zoo when the sign clearly said not to. And there were children present who witnessed this flagrant violation! Why didn't he think about the children?

The shame, the shame...

 

Posted by: Book Geek at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (1+OO5)

45 Shocking behavior. Miller should be stripped of his citizenship, then de-handed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2010 12:21 PM (LLZiU)

46 Joe Miller grabbed two fortune cookies when he bought just one takeout Chinese dinner.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (QKKT0)

47 Joe Miller once saw a mini-skirted, bra-less hot chick flopping down the avenue and had an impure thought.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (xxgag)

48

joe miller once paper clipped

a group of papers and took the clip home with him!

joe miller raised his eyebrow at a busty fellopw employee , Harrassment!

Posted by: willow at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (iAu/o)

49 Lisa Meercatski once shot a man in Reno - Just to watch him die!

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (LdYLm)

50 Joe Miller once returned a library book two days past due- and then waited two whole weeks before paying his fine.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (8y9MW)

51
I heard Joe Miller, in cahootz with a bunch of shady lobbyists, funneled millions and millions of dollars back to his friends in Alaska.

Oh wait, that was Murkowski.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (uFokq)

52 this is it???  His opponent has a coke habit and refuses to acknowledge that she lost the primary, but Joe is unfit because he voted more than once in an online poll? frickin unreal.

Posted by: les grossman at October 25, 2010 12:22 PM (K/USr)

53
Joe Miller takes extra napkins home when he goes to Burger King.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 12:23 PM (uFokq)

54
I heard that Joe Miller once left a tip of only 14% at Denny's.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (DZVrI)

55 Joe Miller once filled out a envelope and put the person he was addressing it to into the return address slot, he then mailed the letter without postage and defrauded the post office.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (wuv1c)

56 You know what's even more horrible? 

I once seen Miller block a driveway while stopped at a red light.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (ierAn)

57 Now you know why I chose Murscruntsky for a leadership position in the US Senate.  She's all over online corruption. (and she gets great blow)

Posted by: Mush McConnell, GOP at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (K/USr)

58 OMG this is the Worst Scandal since Watergate!!!!eleventy!

Posted by: MFM Reporter at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (9221z)

59 Joe Miller once took two pats of butter when the sign clearly stated "Please take only one butter."

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

Posted by: zit faced loser who used to work Blockbuster at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (uFokq)

61 You know, people made excuses for Hitler when Kristallnacht occurred too.

This is no different!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at October 25, 2010 12:24 PM (HqpV0)

62 2 When reached for comment Joe Miller simply said, "Ron Paul". RON PAUL!

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM (SP8xT)

63
Joe Miller didn't rewind his video tapes.

Posted by: zit faced loser who used to work Blockbuster at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM (uFokq)

64 Murscruntsky is right.  Joe Miller has a lot of explaining to do.

Posted by: Karl Rove, GOP genius at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM (K/USr)

65 Ben Stein disappoints. Big time. His article (like at Hot Air) was concentrated bile, leavened with a splash of condescending contempt. Supporting Murkowski, who is the epitome of the "lifer" politician with no other discernible skills and who routinely fucks us over? WTF?

Posted by: Fred at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM (xWGQr)

66 Joe Miller always tops off when he fills his gas tank.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:25 PM (QKKT0)

67 Joe Miller once skeeted in his wife's hair and didn't even offer her a moist towel.

Posted by: Some Guy at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (QQn2V)

68 62 2 When reached for comment Joe Miller simply said, "Ron Paul".

RON PAUL!

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 04:25 PM (SP8xT)

Matt Damon?

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (LdYLm)

69
Macaca!

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (fx8sm)

70

Joe Miller took a mulligan...once.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (pr+up)

71

Joe Miller once slept with a girl in college and she said "Promise not to tell anyone" and he promised but he did tell somebody.

 

He told his priest.

 

 

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (G270a)

72

Ace, have we found out what qualifies as a vote for Merkowskee?

 

Does it have to be her full name? Lisa M? or  will voter intent be the deciding factor. Will they assume every write in vote is a vote for Merkoskee even if her name doesn't appear.

I picked her to win in Gabe's contest. I just fear that her family controls all aspects of the counting process. I honestly believe had there not been a ton of national attention on the primary after math that she would have made a run at stealing votes.

 

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:26 PM (wuv1c)

73 Joe Miller once raped a dog in the park and didn't give it a treat afterward.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (LLZiU)

74 Joe Miller once turned right on red without stopping first.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (8y9MW)

75 Joe Miller once saw a mini-skirted, bra-less hot chick flopping down the avenue and had an impure thought.

I could punish him for that. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (Vz9lf)

76 Ben Stein disappoints. Big time.

His article (like at Hot Air) was concentrated bile, leavened with a splash of condescending contempt.

Stein jumped the shark when he made that movie about how intelligent design was being unfairly excluded from the science classroom.

Posted by: Cicero at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (QKKT0)

77 I thought it was something big , like a tanning bed.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (bAL0J)

78 This one time, while working for myself, I purposely sock-puppeted a political response on a political blog to sway public opinion via bad humor. Was that wrong?

Alas, I fear my hopes for the Presidency are dashed. Dashed! Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my peers for a term as your President.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (swuwV)

79 I heard Joe Miller once used his office cellphone for a non-work call. Book'em Danno!!

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (1PeEC)

80 I hear he also rickrolled someone in an online forum - see attached story;

http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (bgcml)

81
Merskowskri sure is acting like the other party.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 25, 2010 12:27 PM (0fzsA)

82 Joe Miller has used cheatcodes in Medal of Honor.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (ChcB4)

83 Joe Miller once thought about taking an extra sugar packet at Dunkin Donuts for his coffee.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (LdYLm)

84 Odd how Rove and Krauthammer have not hurled any personal insults at jabrwoski. HMMMMM.

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (1jzSs)

85

Lisa Merkoskii once did so much blow that she chased down a grisley bear and feasted on its entrails.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (wuv1c)

86 could be worse, this could turn into a "Halloween turns kids into freeloading commie scum suckers"

Posted by: The Dude at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (Ig1Wo)

87 serioulsy, you are all missing the big picture. I know for a fact that Joe uses the "give a penny - take a penny" dish at the Anchorage Kwicky-Mart and has YET to give a penny...unfit to lead pure and simple.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (oW269)

88 Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2010 04:27 PM (bgcml)

You don't actually expect us to click over, do you?  Cause that would be lame.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:28 PM (8y9MW)

89 62 RON PAUL! I also think Ron Paul would be a good candidate. He's the only man who can cave America. RON PAUL 2012!!

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (SP8xT)

90 True Story, Tony Montana was loosely based on Leeza Kapowski.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (wuv1c)

91
Joe Miller pees on the toilet seats at work.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (uFokq)

92
I heard that Joe Miller once crossed a state border without declaring an apple in the back seat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (DZVrI)

93 Add Ben Stein to the long list of RINO idiots who have outed themselves this election cycle.  go away, loser.

Posted by: chad feldheimer at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (K/USr)

94

He fishes with out a liscense.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (pr+up)

95 76 Ben Stein disappoints. Big time.

His article (like at Hot Air) was concentrated bile, leavened with a splash of condescending contempt.

Stein jumped the shark when he made that movie about how intelligent design was being unfairly excluded from the science classroom.

Posted by: Cicero at October 25, 2010 04:27 PM (QKKT0)

The low, until the article, was those stupid credit report articles.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (LdYLm)

96 Once Joe Miller used a grade of oil in his car that wasn't recommended by the manufacturer. 

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (QKKT0)

97 I saw Joe Miller eat two grapes off a bunch in the produce aisle and then not pay for them!!!

Posted by: Lucy Meerkatski at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (jtnm5)

98 This is what the ADN assholes say about it:

Ethics took center stage Sunday during a debate in which Alaska Senate hopeful Joe Miller said he was suspended for or docked three days' pay for violating ethics policy while working as a local government attorney in 2008

They make it sound like he cheated the company out of a fortune.  "Ethics Policy", he used a company computer to scam an online poll. If I got docked 3 days pay for that I would be out the door on the first day.  

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2010 12:29 PM (/jbAw)

99

Ok that bear is some funny shit.

Btw, Joe Miller once told his wife that she didn't look fat in a dress, when in fact she did.  He also, believe it or not, returned his rental car sans full tank of gas.

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:30 PM (AZWim)

100 Joe Miller changes his oil at 5100 miles!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at October 25, 2010 12:30 PM (ierAn)

101 Joe Miller drank milk right from the carton AND left the toilet seat up. There goes the feminist vote.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (qndXR)

102 Joe Miller pees on the seats in public restrooms

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (wuv1c)

103 You all realize that most of the senate GOP and the scum bag "conservative" pundits want her to win right?

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (1jzSs)

104 I hear Joe Miller once linked an article he saw here in a a blog comment and didn't give a hat tip to Ace.

Posted by: Liza Moocowski at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (veZ9n)

105 Well, that's killed the wave.

Time to cash it in.  All of you should bite down on your cyanide capsules now.

Posted by: Greggy Weggy at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (xmjMj)

106 Joe Miller doesn't renew his driver's license until the day after it expires.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (8y9MW)

107 Joe Miller has used cheatcodes in Medal of Honor.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 04:28 PM (ChcB4)

Hey, I earned one of those in NAM you chickenhawk.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at October 25, 2010 12:31 PM (bgcml)

108
Joe Miller hasn't de-fragged his work computer in months.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (uFokq)

109

84 Odd how Rove and Krauthammer have not hurled any personal insults at jabrwoski.

HMMMMM.

You have to treat the upper class with respect.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (bAL0J)

110 Put the keyboard down, Ben. Ben Stein is better off selling frozen food on TV. By the way, I heard he actually doesn't eat the product he advertises. That is worse than child molestation, or so Liza Muffdiveski told me.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (+vkOU)

111

At the gym, Joe Miller doesn't always re-rack his weights.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (QKKT0)

112

You all realize that most of the senate GOP and the scum bag "conservative" pundits want her to win right?

Yes Dan, we do. We know all too well.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (wuv1c)

113 Lesa Mercanski?  Love her.

Posted by: Barbara Mikulski at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (No0N3)

114
I heard that Joe Miller regularly drives 60 in a 55.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (DZVrI)

115 @104 - Oh, now that's a hangin' offense.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (8y9MW)

116 CacheGate.  Nah, sounds too much like CashGate.  CookieGate?

Posted by: Crusty at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (GvSpB)

117 I hear Miller once posted an article to his site after one of his cob loggers already posted the same article.

And he did it more then ONCE.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2010 12:32 PM (bgcml)

118 And yet the fact that Lisa bought some sweet Kenai river property at half price from a prominant Alaskan lobbyist is somehow....o.k.? The ADN came out over the weekend in support of Lisa along with a few other print newsies here. I think I see a correlation between the hit piece news coverage of Joe and the ass kissing of Lisa. A true news agency shouldn't be endorsing shit but they do.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (pUO5u)

119 But first you will send some blow to me!
  -- H.R.H. Princess Sleeza MurkySowCan'tSki

Posted by: ya2daup at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (0AClR)

120 Joe Miller uses the handicapped stalls to pee, even when perfectly good urinals are available.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (AZWim)

121 107 Joe Miller has used cheatcodes in Medal of Honor.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 04:28 PM (ChcB4)

Hey, I earned one of those in NAM you chickenhawk.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at October 25, 2010 04:31 PM (bgcml)

You know, I served in Vietnam, it was a 70-mile an hour blistering serve, right down the middle of the tennis court.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (LdYLm)

122 Online Poll Vote Fraud?  OMG!!!!

Actual Vote Fraud?  Yawn.

Posted by: The MSM at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (MMC8r)

123

Does it have to be her full name? Lisa M? or  will voter intent be the deciding factor. Will they assume every write in vote is a vote for Merkoskee even if her name doesn't appear.

I picked her to win in Gabe's contest. I just fear that her family controls all aspects of the counting process. I honestly believe had there not been a ton of national attention on the primary after math that she would have made a run at stealing votes.

 Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 04:26 PM (wuv1c)

Doesn't matter if they know how to spell her name.   Polling places are giving out printed lists of write-in candidates.   According to the Dept. of Elections, it's fine, because they're just helping out the voters.

Doesn't have anything at all to do with trying to help the scrunt get elected.   Nothing at all.

Posted by: Steph at October 25, 2010 12:33 PM (ZfkPl)

124 89 62 RON PAUL! I also think Ron Paul would be a good candidate. He's the only man who can cave America. RON PAUL 2012!! I've never met either of you, but given that you are both supporting Dr. Paul, and so am I, I think it's pretty clear that there is a consensus on who the REAL conservative is in this election. Now lets go cast three completely unique votes in an online poll... Oh, I almost forgot... RON PAUL!

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (SP8xT)

125 Joe Miller sometimes pees directly on the edge of the urinal cake to see if he can move it.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (mASDQ)

126 During Joe Miller's 1st home invasion, after shooting a woman's husband in the head, he made her clean up the mess.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (LLZiU)

127 How dare Joe Miller try to take away Lisa's seat that was a present from her daddy to continue the work of the Alaskan cartel, /sarc off. But seriously, I really hope she loses, this entrenched political class that exists on both sides of the aisle really needs to be smacked around. I really hope McConnell loses his leadership position too.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (R8S84)

128 Joe Miller has yet to condemn Juan Williams for noticing that Muslims crash airplanes into builds.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (xxgag)

129
Liza Muffdiveski



Okay, that's my new favorite.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (DZVrI)

130 I'm sending money Joe's way. That Stein article coupled with Ace's post here just fucking sealed it. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Fred at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (xWGQr)

131

You know, I served in Vietnam, it was a 70-mile an hour blistering serve, right down the middle of the tennis court.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 25, 2010 04:33 PM (LdYLm)

Hey, that tennis elbow you got serving our country ever heal?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (bgcml)

132 UNFIT TO SNORT!!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 12:34 PM (bAL0J)

133

Joe Miller dents cans in the grocery store so he can get a discount on them.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (wuv1c)

134 Joe Miller killed a fly with a fly-swatter once, and then laughed.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (UDnDn)

135 How is it that there are never any last minute bullshit surprises about Democrats?

Posted by: kansas at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (2/XJV)

136

Miller...uses SALT!

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (pr+up)

137 Joe Miller has used cheatcodes in Medal of Honor. Posted by: ace at October 25, 2010 04:28 PM (ChcB4)

Joe Miller always starts his video games with

↑↑↓↓← →← →BA

and / or

Types in

IDKFA
IDDQD

just in case.

Clearly not Senate material.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (0q2P7)

138 I guess this is about par for the course though. Joe "You Lie" Wilson has been hauled before the "ethics committee for spending 12 dollars of his travel per diem on trinket gifts for a few veterans overseas.

The sham the sham.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (/jbAw)

139

Joe Miller sometimes pees directly on the edge of the urinal cake to see if he can move it.

Since when did that become illegal?

Posted by: Cicero, Superhuman Mover of Urinal Cakes at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (QKKT0)

140 It's my understanding that Joe Miller once put the tuna salad spoon in the chicken salad at the Denny's salad bar in Palmer.

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

141 What a coincidence, I have the exact same name as you, my fellow distinct commenter at comment number 89...

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (SP8xT)

142

If Joe Miller were black and democrat, this could really be an ethics problem for the dems for a couple of minutes until the MFM decides to squash the story and let the whole thing blow over and be overcome by events.

Whew!  They really dodged one there!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 12:35 PM (r1h5M)

143 I heard that last Halloween he didn't feel like giving out candy, so he turned out the lights and pretended he wasn't home.

Posted by: Book Geek at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (1+OO5)

144 Reminds me of Solzhenitsyn's book where he describes one woman who kept her sewing needles stuck into an old newspaper, and one needle, five pages deep, pierced the forehead of a photo of Stalin.

She got something like 10 years hard labor. Muzzlewits would fit right in.

Posted by: nine coconuts at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (DHNp4)

145 Joe Miller once folded, stapled and mutilated a check.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (+vkOU)

146 Hey, that tennis elbow you got serving our country ever heal?

Re-aggravated it throwing his ill-gotten medals over the WH fence.

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (Vz9lf)

147

Does it have to be her full name? Lisa M? or  will voter intent be the deciding factor. Will they assume every write in vote is a vote for Merkoskee even if her name doesn't appear.

I picked her to win in Gabe's contest. I just fear that her family controls all aspects of the counting process. I honestly believe had there not been a ton of national attention on the primary after math that she would have made a run at stealing votes.

 Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 04:26 PM (wuv1c)

Doesn't matter if they know how to spell her name.   Polling places are giving out printed lists of write-in candidates.   According to the Dept. of Elections, it's fine, because they're just helping out the voters.

Doesn't have anything at all to do with trying to help the scrunt get elected.   Nothing at all.

good thing I picker her in the poll. She's definately going to win now.

There is only one person who can probably knock her off, but Palin has imperial ambitions now.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (wuv1c)

148 OMG. It's like Watergate all over again. Only not at all. The good people of Alaska should, at this point be willing to vote for Miller, simply because the odds that Lisa Murcrackwhatever will go completely crackers as a result of his victory are so great. It's simply UN-AMERICAN not to vote for him.

Posted by: ktgreat at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (GHocT)

149 Joe Miller? They say he jaywalked once in the winter of '06. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 12:36 PM (swuwV)

150 131

You know, I served in Vietnam, it was a 70-mile an hour blistering serve, right down the middle of the tennis court.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 25, 2010 04:33 PM (LdYLm)

Hey, that tennis elbow you got serving our country ever heal?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2010 04:34 PM (bgcml)

No, but I did get a Navy Cross for it, it was caused by shrapnel. Our ball boy, Fhuc Hue, drop my Whiskey-and soda, the glass shattered - you know the rest.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (LdYLm)

151 When there's only a blow drier available, Joe Miller wipes his hands on his pants.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (QKKT0)

152 Joe Miller once had sex with a girl who was only 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 seconds old. In Mississippi. Last night.

Posted by: palin steele at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (6X63A)

153 So Joe is a semi-tech-literate guy who couldn't tell a lie.  That's why Larry Murpmopupi has to destroy him </quo_status>

Posted by: steveegg at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (51MkX)

154 Joe Miller routinely forgets to put his cell on vibrate in movie theaters.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (AZWim)

155 O/T:  Is it true that the dems have put out a commercial call tea part people "teabaggers"?   Everyone whispers about it saying "I don't know what it is really,(mean teabagger) but apparently it is a terrible thing, sexual in nature, and they are getting away with it"

Posted by: curious at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (p302b)

156 Joe Miller used non-sanctioned oil on his pinewood derby car.

Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (Ew1k4)

157 Freeping polls is bad?

Are we going to have to give back the 2007 webbie?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (0q2P7)

158 Joe Miller uses up the last of  the toilet paper and never changes the roll.

Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2010 12:37 PM (GwPRU)

159 70

Joe Miller took a mulligan...once.

There's the problem.  He needs to take them all the time, whether he deserves them or not.

That's how you climb the political ladder.  You can even become president doing that. 

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (RE6N9)

160 That's pretty weak.

Posted by: 3-year-old girl at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (KF/Jh)

161 Joe Miller has yet to acknowledge that Lisa Jabberwocky is the rightful candidate.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (xxgag)

162 Joe Miller puts ketchup on his hot dogs.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (AZWim)

163 Joe Miller once got in a carpool lane to pass someone, while he was alone in the car.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (0q2P7)

Posted by: HeatherRadish needs a beer at October 25, 2010 12:38 PM (Vz9lf)

165 Joe Miller promised his dying mother he would never love anyone as much as her. That prover to be a lie, after his 1st child was born.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (LLZiU)

166 Joe Miller finished chewing his gum and put it under his desk.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (LdYLm)

167 Joe Miller once ate bacon made out of turkey, too.

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (dOatv)

168 Leasa Mukowspe's body weight is 12% columbian cocaine.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (wuv1c)

169 Last week, Joe Miller let slip that Snape kills Dumbledore to a procrastinating Harry Potter fan who "was going to get around the that one soon."

Posted by: shillelagh at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (Oz4Bj)

170

Joe Miller reads Playboy...

for the pictures!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (r1h5M)

171 Joe Miller is hiding something...he has a beard.  (I actually heard someone say that out loud in public among adults, some of whom had beards)

Posted by: curious at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (p302b)

172 Man. That's a great looking bear.

Posted by: maddogg at October 25, 2010 12:39 PM (OlN4e)

173

Joe Miller one time banged his judicial gavel before saying "court adjourned."

 

Posted by: Marybeth at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (RE6N9)

174 So, in essence Joe Miller used a series of sockpuppets to vote.

I presume Joe eagerly awaits Rick Ellensburg's endorsement.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (RekTL)

175

Joe Miller once sat on his hand until it was numb, then squeezed one out while pretending it was someone else. Once.

Posted by: Ben at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (wuv1c)

176 Joe Miller orders 'large' coffee at Starbucks. He refuses to call it 'Venti'.

/hey, I do that too!

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (dOatv)

177 Joe Miller once used the restroom and didn't wash his hands.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (8y9MW)

178 How many people keep track of the cache on their computer? Other than clearing it.

Posted by: Libtard on 11/3 at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (BAtLQ)

179 Joe Miller has patronized hotels where some of the maids are illegal aliens.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (QKKT0)

180

Jow Miller used Cliff's Notes for a 6th grade book report on Moby Dick.

 

.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (pr+up)

181 The commenting at work won't get me booted. But the wild fits of laughter from the cocaine kodiak just might. Hooooly hell that was funny.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 25, 2010 12:40 PM (pLTLS)

182 172 Man. That's a great looking bear.


Yeah, until you get a whiff of his breath.

Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (GwPRU)

183 Joe Miller didn't lie about his military service!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (r1h5M)

184
Joe Miller only subscribes to Sports Illustrated for the swimsuit issue.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (DZVrI)

185 Isn't this sitcom-y?  Like when the squeaky-clean character tries to appear tough compared to the reprobate and we discover that he or she did something like jaywalking? 

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (T0NGe)

186 Joe Miller had 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (p05LM)

187 37-37.  And you can bet real honest cash money on which side will have more fraudulent votes tallied.

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (G5JPI)

188 Skeeza Moocowspee blew me for an 8 ball once.

Posted by: Coke dealer at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (BAtLQ)

189
Back in 1998, Miller cut the "do not remove" tag off of his mattress.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 25, 2010 12:41 PM (0fzsA)

190 From what I hear the actually republican party are a bunch of corrupt dicks. A lot of the attacks against Sarah Palin are largely pushed by them and now they are going so far as to give people a list of write in candidates just so they can keep the money rolling in under princess lisa... wtf is that?

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 12:42 PM (R8S84)

191 Well I heard she did a line of coke off Nancy Pelosi dick.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 25, 2010 12:42 PM (VmAoa)

192 Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 04:38 PM (AZWim)

Ummmm... there's another way to eat hotdogs?

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:42 PM (8y9MW)

193 191.. eep I meant to say republican part of Alaska!!

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 12:42 PM (R8S84)

194 Ben Stein is a piece of shit.  He also endorsed Al Franken and contributed to his campaign.  Why anybody gives a flying fuck what he has to say about anything after that is beyond me.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at October 25, 2010 12:42 PM (IoUF1)

195 It would not be appropriate for Republican Senate senior leadership to become involved in the personal troubles and ethical conflicts of a candidate for the Senate. I enjoy buffing Harry Reid's shoes. It reminds me of simpler times as a young lad, when everyone knew his place.

Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (+vkOU)

196 Lisa's right, you know.

Posted by: General "Iron Dick" Blumenthal at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (UOM48)

197 Joe Miller double dips his chip.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (AZWim)

198 Yeah, until you get a whiff of his breath.

Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2010 04:41 PM (GwPRU)

Yeah, he has probably been eating leftard tree hugger. I would offer him a breath mint.

Posted by: maddogg at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (OlN4e)

199
Joe Miller likes cake better than pie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (DZVrI)

200 So, in essence Joe Miller used a series of sockpuppets to vote.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Posted by: Gleene Grunwaldo at October 25, 2010 12:43 PM (bgcml)

201 Ummmm... there's another way to eat hotdogs?

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 04:42 PM (8y9MW)

Only communists put ketchup on their hot dogs.  You aren't a commie are you?

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:44 PM (AZWim)

202

Joe Miller does not return his hotel room swipe keys.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:44 PM (pr+up)

203 I heard that Joe Miller blogs at Ace's using  a sockpuppet!!

Posted by: chad feldheimer at October 25, 2010 12:44 PM (K/USr)

204 Joe Miller maintains that "The cake is a lie."

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (+vkOU)

205 181 Jow Miller used Cliff's Notes for a 6th grade book report on Moby Dick. Well, wait a minute, did anybody except Melville actually read MD all the way through?

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

206 Joe Miller prefers sausage to bacon

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (LdYLm)

207 On June 12, 2002 at 3:47 PM Joe Miller crossed a street outside of the crosswalk.

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (9221z)

208 Joe Miller once forgot to take his hat off during the National Anthem.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (AZWim)

209 Joe Miller started his car one cold morning  and drove away without warming it up.

Joe Miller once lusted in his heart.

Joe Miller once sat down in an airplane during midflight without his seat belt on.

Joe Miller once went to a bar and the bartender wasn't looking. Joe didn't tip.

Joe Miller drank the last cup at the office coffee machine and didn't make a new pot.

Posted by: nine coconuts at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (DHNp4)

210 Posted by: Libtard on 11/3 at October 25, 2010 04:40 PM (BAtLQ)

Actually?  People who frequent websites that use cookies for tracking.  I have a few at work that it takes an extra few seconds to log in the first time after I've cleared the cache/temp files.  People probably just noticed that some of their most frequently hit sites weren't autopopulating in IE or something.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

211 I do not find any of this funny. We have a woman who lost a primary and is working against the party nominee and the party is totally fine with it, despite a few weak statements that mean nothing.

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (1jzSs)

212 Joe Miller drinks orange juice straight from the carton while standing at the fridge.

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (dOatv)

213 Joe Miller ran through a building with scissors. Sure, they were in the First-Aid kit he used to save a dying child, but c'mon! They're scissors!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (swuwV)

214 When Joe Miller was in 4th grade, he promised his best friend that when they got older and had enough money they would build a house in a tree and live there together forever. To this day........no house in a tree.

 Joe Miller cannot be trusted.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (LLZiU)

215 So how much Bolivian marching dust does Murfrockedkowfuck go through an hour?

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (9221z)

216 Joe Miller spends too much time on World of Warcraft

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (LdYLm)

217 Was that a picture of Murkansky in a big pile of Bolivian marching powder?

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (IjBpl)

218 Pfft, thats it? I hope when he gets to the senate he sneaks down and changes schumers vote.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (ruu60)

219 204 Joe Miller maintains that "The cake is a lie."

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 04:45 PM (+vkOU)

But you miss the important point: Who left the cake out in the rain?

Posted by: MacArthur Park at October 25, 2010 12:46 PM (RekTL)

220 Drew, there's some illegal shit going on up here with that "list". Law says absolutely no stickers, no campainging, posters...nothing within 200 feet ( or yards, I don't remember ) of a polling place yet they are allowing a list of write in candidates to be handed to a voter that asks for it so they can spell it right.. Supposedly you have to ask for it but damn if that doesn't show how entrenched Murky is and how much the pork means to these people. Lawsuits will abound.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 12:47 PM (pUO5u)

221 Joe Miller talked about fight club.

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 25, 2010 12:48 PM (dOatv)

222

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 04:46 PM (LdYLm)

Ok, now if that's true, I might have to withdraw my support.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:48 PM (AZWim)

223 Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 04:44 PM (AZWim)

If that makes me communist, Give me my  hammer and sickle and teach me Russian.

Posted by: chad feldheimer at October 25, 2010 04:44 PM (K/USr)

Yeah, but that's just good sense, really.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:48 PM (8y9MW)

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at October 25, 2010 12:48 PM (IoUF1)

225 Joe Miller sits in the emergency exit row for the extra legroom even though he has no intention to assist the cabin crew in the event of an emergency.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 12:49 PM (QKKT0)

226

I ask you!  Is there a non-crime this man didn't commit?

I think we all know the answer.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 12:49 PM (r1h5M)

227 205 181
Jow Miller used Cliff's Notes for a 6th grade book report on Moby Dick.

Well, wait a minute, did anybody except Melville actually read MD all the way through?

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

Ok OK...you got me! I also never finished The Grapes of Wrath and To Kill a Mocking Bird. I couldn't resist, the Cliff's Notes made life soooo friggin easy and Donkey Kong Jr. was alwasy just a room away!!!

Oh...the shame.

 

   

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:49 PM (pr+up)

228 Joe Miller only cuddles for five minutes after coitus.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:50 PM (LdYLm)

229 Joe Miller doesn't floss every day. 

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 12:50 PM (UvR6d)

230
Nobody can bring the hyperbole like Moron Nation.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 25, 2010 12:50 PM (fx8sm)

231

Statement from department of elections.

http://tinyurl.com/2cksn3d

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 12:50 PM (pUO5u)

232 I do not find any of this funny. We have a woman who lost a primary and is working against the party nominee and the party is totally fine with it, despite a few weak statements that mean nothing.

As long as she

A. Loses.
B. Doesn't go scorned woman and break filibuster in the lame duck on cap and trade.

I'll cut the establishment some "we like you Morky" slack on the issue.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 25, 2010 12:50 PM (0q2P7)

233 Liza Munchcrotch pees standing up.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 25, 2010 12:51 PM (f3vmC)

234 Joe Miller once ripped the tag off a mattress....what else are you hiding Joe Miller?

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 12:51 PM (UvR6d)

235 nothing within 200 feet ( or yards, I don't remember ) of a polling place yet they are allowing a list of write in candidates to be handed to a voter that asks for it so they can spell it right.. Supposedly you have to ask for it but damn if that doesn't show how entrenched Murky is and how much the pork means to these people. Lawsuits will abound. So what? Too late. Once Daddy buys Liza Muffdiveski her seat in the Senate by bribing and arm-twisting election boards, the lords and ladies just preserve their status. Lawlessness is a feature, not a bug of the Age of Obastard.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 12:51 PM (+vkOU)

236 Joe Miller drinks liquor after beer.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:51 PM (AZWim)

237 Will anyone be surprised if Muffdiveski votes with the Demotards in the lame duck session?

Posted by: George Orwell at October 25, 2010 12:52 PM (+vkOU)

238 When Joe Miller was in high school, he went on a date and brought his Mom along.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 12:52 PM (LdYLm)

239 Nobody can bring the hyperbole like Moron Nation.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 25, 2010 04:50 PM (fx8sm)

You know DS, you once were ahead of me in pick em.....

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:53 PM (AZWim)

240 I can't believe he was disciplined for it. It just seems too deminimus.

Posted by: Moi at October 25, 2010 12:53 PM (Ez4Ql)

241 Lisa's a cokehead who took 5 tries to pass the bar exam.  With daddy's help, of course. 

Posted by: 8starsnorth at October 25, 2010 12:53 PM (g0Koj)

242

 

Joe Miller left the toilet seat up.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 12:53 PM (3fiIy)

243 I think this may backfire.

Posted by: Lesee Morecokeinmeski at October 25, 2010 12:53 PM (swuwV)

244
Miller's campaign needs to see this thread. From now until the election, they should introduce him by "apologizing" for some of the choice transgressions that the morons have uncovered.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 12:54 PM (DZVrI)

245

Joe Miller once gave a college girl friend a dutch oven.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 25, 2010 12:54 PM (pr+up)

246 Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 04:47 PM (pUO5u)

On that note: DocZero had a post recently about how politicians don't care about election law because their chances of getting caught breaking said law are low, and the consequences are weak.

I wonder how up in flames people would go if I suggested a law along the lines of:
"Any election in which there are credible accusations of violations of election law shall be held vacant until such time as the Department of Justice can complete an investigation.  If no credible evidence is found, the winner of the election, as determined by the States election laws, will immediately take the seat in question.  If any credible evidence is found, the election will be vacated and a special election shall be held in the manner determined by the State."

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

247 231 Statement from department of elections. http://tinyurl.com/2cksn3d Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 04:50 PM (pUO5u) Exxxxxxcellent! No list of write-ins means nobody can remember the coke-addled scrunt's accursed moniker!

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

248 Once Joe Miller left the window open with the Air Conditioning on.

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (9221z)

249 Ace: thanks for posting this.

Posted by: Bob S at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (izA2D)

250 Lissa Murkyshitski uses industrial strength "Janitor in a Drum" as a douche.  Wow, douche...it has Che in it. 

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (f3vmC)

251 In a scandalous attempt to boost his athletic image, Joe Miller once signed his name as "Joe Miler".

Posted by: ya2daup at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (0AClR)

252 "Can he prove he didn't commit any crime" Leeza Axelrod

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 12:55 PM (bAL0J)

253 Holy shit that bitch loves the coke!

Posted by: Scarface at October 25, 2010 12:56 PM (R8S84)

254
You know DS, you once were ahead of me in pick em.....

I missed a week's picks and took myself completely out of the running, so the hell with it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 25, 2010 12:56 PM (fx8sm)

255 Joe Miller has no idea who Deb Frisch is.

Wait, is that a bad thing?

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 12:56 PM (9221z)

256 I heard that Joe Miller blogs at Ace's using  a sockpuppet!!

Well, who doesn't?

Also, when did cocaine use become a prerequisite for higher office, not an eliminating factor?

Posted by: alexthechick at October 25, 2010 12:56 PM (bQ5xy)

257 Some advice to conservatives, like Ann Coulter, never apologize.  It just brings more heat.  Never feed the left's faux outrage.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 12:57 PM (AZWim)

258 Joe Miller pisses in the shower

Posted by: ChuckOH at October 25, 2010 12:57 PM (aMDT4)

259 Its sad the physical toll addiction has on the body. Lisa Murkowshit is only 27.

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (9221z)

260 Joe Miller's wife made dinner for him one night and asked him if he liked it.  Joe said "it is delicious", but it was not delicious.  If Joe Miller isn't honest with his wife, how can we expect him to be honest with us?

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (UvR6d)

261 Why has the senate GOP not said "YOU WILL NOT CAUCUS WITH US IF YOU WIN?" That would doom her chances, yet they have not done so.

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (1jzSs)

262

I LOVE the bear. 

I'm so easily amused.

Posted by: EZB at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (Ty06w)

263 That senate seat is MINE, MINE, MINE!!!  It's MINE I tell you!!

Posted by: Lisa Missjizzcatcher at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (f3vmC)

264 Cocaine demonstrates class and sophistication. Whereas taking a crack hit on a glass dick is so prole.

Posted by: Leesa Mircokesnortski at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (1PeEC)

265

When is the judge frocked cowfucker going to order MooKow's personal files released?
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2010 04:11 PM (/jbAw)

FTFY

 

 

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at October 25, 2010 12:58 PM (OefT/)

266

Joe Miller drank the last cup at the office coffee machine and didn't make a new pot.

 

Now that's fucking unforgivable!

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 12:59 PM (UDnDn)

267 Joe Miller once got up and changed the channel on his TV by hand.

Posted by: Thomas at October 25, 2010 12:59 PM (WXNQC)

268 256 Around the time character and personal morals stopped being a factor. ... so around 1992?

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 12:59 PM (R8S84)

269

Joe Miller used a naughty word while in the Army.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 12:59 PM (OCRaO)

270 169 Last week, Joe Miller let slip that Snape kills Dumbledore to a procrastinating Harry Potter fan who "was going to get around the that one soon." Posted by: shillelagh at October 25, 2010 04:39 PM (Oz4Bj) Thanks a lot you Jackass. Oh well, I'll still enjoy the book anyway - can't wait to find out where and when and how Harry and Hermione share their first kiss.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 12:59 PM (SP8xT)

271

Exxxxxxcellent! No list of write-ins means nobody can remember the coke-addled scrunt's accursed moniker!

She can mail them out.  She can have them handed out 200 feet from a polling place.  But that's it.  She's toast now.  Nobody who doesn't actively want to vote for her would do so.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

272

I told him.  I told him that damn bear was trouble.

I did.  Stupid bear!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 25, 2010 04:15 PM (r1h5M)

What, do you think we're looking for Fn Sandwiches in those Pic-A-Nic Baskets?  I have a cousin down on the border who scares the drug mules into dropping their packags all the time!

Posted by: Yogi at October 25, 2010 01:00 PM (AdK6a)

273 268 256 Around the time character and personal morals stopped being a factor. ... so around 1992?

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 04:59 PM (R8S84)

Heh, heh, it's how you define "is" that counts

Posted by: Bill Clinthorn at October 25, 2010 01:00 PM (LdYLm)

274 omg....i'm at work and i'm on ace! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! really a dock in pay? are you serious.....how stupid is that? 

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2010 01:01 PM (Cm66w)

275

Joe Miller drank the last cup at the office coffee machine and didn't make a new pot.

 

Now that's fucking unforgivable!

>>>>

Not if you've had the coffee in my office it isn't!

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 01:01 PM (1PeEC)

276
Joe Miller bought a Wii; used it for a week; and then returned it.



Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 01:01 PM (uFokq)

277 joncelli ..No..some dumbass acutally posted it at a polling place. They were pulled down because the list was for people to ask for. The list is still ok per the election folks, just not posted. It's crap, they are aiding in the murky election.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:01 PM (pUO5u)

278
Joe Miller misuses the semicolon.


Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 01:02 PM (uFokq)

279 @270 See you've got me so upset I'm screwing up the formatting. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:02 PM (SP8xT)

280 Joe Miller once took two pennies from the "Take a Penney, Leave a Penny" tray at the convenience store -- and it pains me deeply to relate this -- when he needed only one!

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:03 PM (0AClR)

281

he should beat up anyone who turned him in....what a bunch of babies....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2010 01:03 PM (Cm66w)

282 Joe Miller once picked Canadian bacon off of his pizza because he thought it was ham!

Posted by: Fritz at October 25, 2010 01:03 PM (GwPRU)

283 261 Why has the senate GOP not said "YOU WILL NOT CAUCUS WITH US IF YOU WIN?"

That would doom her chances, yet they have not done so.

Posted by: Dan at October 25, 2010 04:58 PM (1jzSs)

My Guess? There is a lame duck session coming, and if she votes with the Dems there goes any chance of a fillibuster... Dems lameduck through their agenda...

And she pointed out that little fact to the Repub "Leadership".

Posted by: Yogi at October 25, 2010 01:03 PM (AdK6a)

284 Would love to see someone offer up a bounty for any dirt on Lisa "O-face" M. How sweet would it be to see one of her ex-coke dealers come forward with how much Lisa used to buy and snort on a regular basis?

Posted by: cali grump at October 25, 2010 01:04 PM (hL0k8)

285 276 I don't blame him, Wii's suck.

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 25, 2010 01:04 PM (R8S84)

286 277 joncelli ..No..some dumbass acutally posted it at a polling place. They were pulled down because the list was for people to ask for. The list is still ok per the election folks, just not posted. It's crap, they are aiding in the murky election. Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 05:01 PM (pUO5u) Okay, I didn't get that part. Still, how many are going to ask? I guess I'm looking for a silver lining here.

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

287

Joe Miller puts aluminum cans in the "clean paper and cardboard" recycle bin.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 01:04 PM (QKKT0)

288 obviously he deleted someone's pron cache......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2010 01:04 PM (Cm66w)

289 @279 Worse, you made me screw up everyone else's comments too. Thanks for making me break the internet.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:05 PM (SP8xT)

290 Joe Miller steals flowers from cemeteries and brings them home for his wife.

Posted by: Loda Mycockskeet at October 25, 2010 01:05 PM (jtnm5)

291

287 leeeeeza...

 

no he doesn't recycle...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2010 01:05 PM (Cm66w)

292
I told you the October Surprises will be coming from the Republicans, themselves.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 01:05 PM (uFokq)

293 all this for Joe and yet (stolen from the webz):

SigTarp Neil Barofsky has just released the most scathing critique of all the idiots in the administration, with a particular soft spot for Tim Geithner.  Violations include data manipulation, lack of transparency, "cruel" cynicism, and gross incompetence.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (ruu60)

294 @289 By the way, Joe Miller did the same thing once.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (SP8xT)

295 289 @279

Worse, you made me screw up everyone else's comments too. Thanks for making me break the internet.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 05:05 PM (SP8xT)

But Global Warming is the casue of Internet F'ups... and did I mention I inented the intertubes?

Posted by: Al Gore at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (AdK6a)

296 Joe Miller once had 22 items in the 20 items only lane at the super market.  Totally unfit for higher office.

Posted by: Leeza MukCOWski Says So at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (+gdWM)

297 Would also love to see a ruling on what constitutes a write-in vote for the bitch. Like if they just write in 'the bitch' does it count? Or would it have to be Leeza the bitch? Sure be sweet to see a ruling on this before the voting commences. Sort of like having the rules to a poker games sorted out before the cards are dealt...

Posted by: cali grump at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (hL0k8)

298 obviously he deleted someone's pron cache......

D'oh! Wished we had thought of that.

Posted by: SEC Employees at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (jtnm5)

299 Joe Miller takes all the pennies- laughs at leaving pennies.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 25, 2010 01:06 PM (9v9tJ)

300 Sometimes Joe Miller lets his vehicle's tire pressure operate below optimum recommended levels. Well, if he can't handle the pressure, how can he be trusted to elected office?

Vote Lesee Morecokeinmeski. I can suck and blow to any pressure.

Posted by: Lesee Morecokeinmeski at October 25, 2010 01:07 PM (swuwV)

301 I have never, once, ever commented here while at work.  Well, except for this time, right now.  Maybe a couple other times, too.

Posted by: Editor at October 25, 2010 01:07 PM (pUfK9)

302 Joe Miller also received a firm talking to, at that very same job, over his continued failure to pick up his copies from the copy machine in a timely manner.  They are sitting on this for now, but they will be bringing the hammer if this little coke thing gains any traction.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:07 PM (UvR6d)

303 Wow, it's bizarre how I can control other comments. Incidentally, Miller never closes his html tags.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:08 PM (SP8xT)

304 I heard that he accepted two billion campaign dollars..... Or two million...... A lot..... As many as the hair on my head!!

Posted by: VP Biteme The Smartest Man in the World at October 25, 2010 01:08 PM (R2fpr)

305 Joe Miller agrees to the terms of service even when he hasn't read them (nevermind, that's just part of being a Senator).

Posted by: ChuckOH at October 25, 2010 01:08 PM (aMDT4)

306 Is this the frocked cowfucker and zucchini patch slave master thread?

Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Esq. at October 25, 2010 01:08 PM (eQPq+)

307 Joe Miller leaves the seat up.

Totally unfit for office.

Posted by: Leeza MukCOWski Says So at October 25, 2010 01:09 PM (+gdWM)

308 I heard that he's a witch.

Posted by: Chris Coons at October 25, 2010 01:09 PM (R2fpr)

309 @303 OK now I'm actually confused. How come I broke the internets with italics but it didn't work with bold?

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:10 PM (SP8xT)

310 Ooooh, he surfed the web at work! If that's the standard then about 80% of America should be canned. Come to think of it, Obama and the Democrats are on there way to doing just that.


Posted by: DrewM. at October 25, 2010 04:13 PM (HicGG)

100% of america with web access.

 

Obama spends half the day reading the Huffington Post

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:10 PM (HCshg)

311

He onced wished that someone's grandchildren would contract AIDS.

 

Wait one; that was me..... Never mind.

Posted by: Nina Totenburg at October 25, 2010 01:10 PM (R2fpr)

312 "online poll." That's rich. He was jacking it to busty lesbian pr0n and when they asked why he cleared the cache, that's what he came up with. Yeah, his pole was online. Having said that, Joe Miller is exactly the kind of creative problem solver we need.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 25, 2010 01:10 PM (Gmd/G)

313 Mmm. Nothing burgers.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 25, 2010 01:11 PM (eQPq+)

314 Joe Miller purposefully overfills his vwhicles' window washer reservoirs.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:11 PM (0AClR)

315 Doh!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 25, 2010 01:11 PM (eQPq+)

316 306 Is this the frocked cowfucker and zucchini patch slave master thread? Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Esq. at October 25, 2010 05:08 PM (eQPq+) Aren't they all?

Posted by: joncelli at October 25, 2010 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

317

He once told jews to their face that they should go back to Germany!

Wait one; that was me....Never mind

Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 25, 2010 01:11 PM (R2fpr)

318 Joe Miller once wore plaid pajama bottoms and a striped sweatshirt top, at the same time, when it was bone chilling cold.

Totally unfit for office.

Posted by: Leeza MirdumbCOWskee Says So at October 25, 2010 01:12 PM (+gdWM)

319 " Joe Miller leaves the seat up." Your suppose to put it down? From: Normal guy with more important things to worry about like if the beer is cold?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 25, 2010 01:12 PM (U5btG)

320

He drove drunk, ran a car off a bridge and left a woman to die while he went home, slept, and covered his tracks!

 

Wait one; that was me....Never mind

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 25, 2010 01:13 PM (R2fpr)

321 One time, when Joe Miller's college was hosting the NAIA Div. I Basketball Championships, he and a bunch of his friends made a template of the stamp used to let people return to the auditorium after leaving, and just used Crayola markers to to "stamp" their own hands, to not pay for the ticket.  That was Joe Miller.  I heard about it somewhere.

Posted by: Editor at October 25, 2010 01:13 PM (pUfK9)

322 Joe Miller once accepted a senate seat from his father even though he knew it was crass nepotism...no wait..

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 25, 2010 01:13 PM (ruu60)

323

Only communists put ketchup on their hot dogs.  You aren't a commie are you?

I agree. But now I have to break it to my 7 year old that he's a communist....wait, he wants other people to pay for him and he doesn't work. Makes sense.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:13 PM (HCshg)

324 Love the ad at the top right now for Tarryl Clark - Let's show Michele Bachmann and the Tea Party that actions have consequences. Huh, I thought that's what voters were going to do already, you know, when we vote the Dems out of power?

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 01:13 PM (S7Xpi)

325 Once, Joe Miller pretended he didn't smell the dirty diaper so his wife would change it instead!

Sexist Bastard!!11!!eLeventy!!

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 01:14 PM (1PeEC)

326 Joe Miller once deliberately waited to post a comment on a hot-air thread until the post count was just over a multiple of 100, so that his comment would appear near the top of the page and more people would see it.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:14 PM (SP8xT)

327 Joe Miller puts the toilet paper roll on backwards!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 01:14 PM (UOM48)

328

He announced that the war in Iraq was lost, while Americans and Iraqs were fighting and dying for freedom. And then he had the nerve to claim that he never said it!!

 

Wait one; that was me....Never mind

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 25, 2010 01:14 PM (R2fpr)

329 Joe Miller once refused to share his vodka with a hobo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:15 PM (3fiIy)

330 Oh, and the Miller thing is bullshit. Most of us have violated that same rule at work. You can't tell me those assholes don't visit OFA and read their MoveOn shit during work hours on their work computers. Bullshit. If that is the worst thing they can pin on him, they are in deep shit. The comments over at ADN are sickening though, acting like this is a treasonous offense. Sure, whatever assholes.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 01:15 PM (S7Xpi)

331 Joe once used his cell phone while filling up his gas tank. 

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (UvR6d)

332 I have never, once, ever commented here while at work.  Well, except for this time, right now.  Maybe a couple other times, too.

Posted by: Editor at October 25, 2010 05:07 PM (pUfK9)

You're unfit to lead

Posted by: robtr at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (hVDig)

333 Perhaps Piss-Poor Polling possibly could produce a piss poor poll on whether 30 seconds of internet surfing stops the wave? They are polling 3000 democrats and a dog, what do you think? Oh, and Alaskan samoan islanders.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (HCshg)

334 Joe Miller once deliberately waited to post a comment on a hot-air thread until the post count was just over a multiple of 100, so that his comment would appear near the top of the page and more people would see it.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only

 

And RINO in name only claimed that people actually read the comments at HA!!

(couldn't resist that one)

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (R2fpr)

335 @ dagny,

Strangely, my 7 yro believes the same thing (including ketchup on the hot dog) and further, everything that does not go his way is someone else's fault. Definitely a commie... or democrat.

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (1PeEC)

336 Joe Miller once participated in an NCAA b-ball office pool even though it was prohibited!!!

Posted by: Lila Muklukski at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (jtnm5)

337

I agree. But now I have to break it to my 7 year old that he's a communist....wait, he wants other people to pay for him and he doesn't work. Makes sense.

Today, ketchup on hot dogs.  Tomorrow, the killing fields.

Posted by: Cicero at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (QKKT0)

338 I just advocate for open borders, late term abortions and taxing the little people until they are broke.  Oh, and I am a whiny little b!tch.

But Joe Miller once ripped the annoying little tag off his mattress that totally said not to do that.

Posted by: Lessa MirwhoreCOWskee Says So at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (+gdWM)

339 Joe Miller often spends hours at a time wondering where the <Any> key is located on his keyboard.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:16 PM (0AClR)

340

I've read Moby Dick and To Kill a Mockingbird (my favorite American novel) all the way through, and I've never used Cliff's or any other notes.

I did not make it through the Grapes of Wrath, though.

Please, God, let Joe Miller win.

 

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at October 25, 2010 01:17 PM (p8GlR)

341 More than halfway to 666!  You can do it, Morons!

I can haz new thread?

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 25, 2010 01:17 PM (GBXon)

342

You're unfit to lead

Posted by: robtr at October 25, 2010 05:16 PM (hVDig)

Uh, clearly. 

Posted by: Editor at October 25, 2010 01:17 PM (pUfK9)

343 Joe Miller once destroyed the US economy, took over 2 automakers, and blew billions in "stimulus" on perks for union buddies.

Oh wait, that was me.  You're welcome.  You should be grateful.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm Mmm Mmm at October 25, 2010 01:18 PM (p05LM)

344 RINO in Name Only@326,

101st!

Posted by: Joe Miller... No, Really! at October 25, 2010 01:18 PM (swuwV)

345 Joe Miller once refused to share his vodka with a hobo.
Joe Miller once refused to share his hobo with Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2010 01:18 PM (eQPq+)

346 We have a patch guy. Now we need a peg-leg guy.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:18 PM (9cflz)

347 Joe Miller started his political career in the house of known terrorists.

Wait a minute... Yeah, pass on this, It was me.

Posted by: BHO POTUS until sometime in January 2013 at October 25, 2010 01:19 PM (1PeEC)

348 Joe Miller once admitted to admiring Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:19 PM (3fiIy)

349 @345 - Winna!!!

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:19 PM (8y9MW)

350 Joe Miller is not kind.  It the craze of the VCR rental day he never, ever would rewind his tapes.


Posted by: Lessa MirwhoreCOWskee Says So at October 25, 2010 01:20 PM (+gdWM)

351

I agree. But now I have to break it to my 7 year old that he's a communist....wait, he wants other people to pay for him and he doesn't work. Makes sense.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 05:13 PM (HCshg)

Keep the faith, he will outgrow it.  On all counts.  Once upon a time I enjoyed ketchup on hot dogs as well.  I refer to it as my Trotsky era.

Posted by: Delta Smelt on his personal computer (swear) at October 25, 2010 01:20 PM (AZWim)

352 Joe Miller is a guy who tries to post "first" in the comments section.

Posted by: Lucky Moochmysenateseat at October 25, 2010 01:20 PM (jtnm5)

353 Joe Miller requests New Car Smell at the car wash and his car isn't even new.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 01:20 PM (QKKT0)

354 Joe Miller double-dips corn chips in the salsa at office parties.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:20 PM (0AClR)

355 Joe Miller once made a name for himself prosecuting hookers while using a high priced "escort" service himself.

Wait... no.  That was me.  Never mind.

Posted by: Eliot "Client No 9" Spitzer at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (8y9MW)

356 Oh, and the Miller thing is bullshit. Most of us have violated that same rule at work. You can't tell me those assholes don't visit OFA and read their MoveOn shit during work hours on their work computers. Bullshit.

If that is the worst thing they can pin on him, they are in deep shit. The comments over at ADN are sickening though, acting like this is a treasonous offense. Sure, whatever assholes.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 05:15 PM (S7Xpi)

We like to call it "grasping at straws". 

Posted by: Luizzza Muskoxincowsky at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (Rwudm)

357
Did you hear what Lenny Clark did?!!?!?

He made a joke about some douche bag Democrat in MA.

Now the Left, who is pretending to be offended, is saying that makes us even for Brown's campaign aid calling Meg a whore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (uFokq)

358 @311,312 Which one of you closed the tag and/or did something else to fix the internet?

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (SP8xT)

359 Joe Miller once put his feet up on the Queen Anne's Desk... clearly not fit to lead!... oh... wait...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (AdK6a)

360 I can't bring myself to believe that a whole bunch of people are going to go into the voting booth, possibly vote straight Republican down the line, EXCEPT for writing in Leeza Madkowzinski's name.  No freaking way.  Too much trouble.  My bet is they vote a straight "R" ticket and send Liza Minelliskowski on her way.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (fuw6p)

361 Me and my little frend love Lisa McWojohoitzky.

Posted by: Antonio Montana at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (9cflz)

362 Guy seems pretty squeaky clean if this is the stuff he's confessing to and apologizing about.

Cue the discovery in his crawlspace of dozens of Andes Mountain-style mummified drifters he killed while on a Val-U-Rite & PCP bender.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (Qkuar)

363

Joe Miller once made disgusting outlandish claims on the floor of the House, and then complained that people misrepresented him.

 

Wait one; that was me..... that was so cool. (except the ripping me a new asshole part)

Posted by: Rep Alan Grayson (D-Amy Bishop and Dr Deb) at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (R2fpr)

364 Heh. Hotair wouldn't post a comment with the word "cocaine" in it. I managed to work around it............

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:21 PM (HCshg)

365 Joe Miller once cheered for Navy.

Posted by: Lima Muirkhowsky Says So at October 25, 2010 01:22 PM (+gdWM)

366

We like to call it "grasping at straws". 

Posted by: Luizzza Muskoxincowsky at October 25, 2010 05:21 PM (Rwudm)

Vice snorting with one?

Posted by: Yogi, the Coke Bear at October 25, 2010 01:22 PM (AdK6a)

367 Really? That's all you have?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:22 PM (9cflz)

368 Joe Miller is a pudding snob - he requests "dulce de leche" pudding rather than "butterscotch".

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:23 PM (0AClR)

369 My Trotsky era ended suddenly in August 1940.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at October 25, 2010 01:23 PM (QKKT0)

370

 

Joe Miller hawks lace wigs on obscure internet blogs.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:23 PM (3fiIy)

371

Joe Miller once claimed his opponent didn't understand the constitution and then sat there like an idiot when he himself couldn't cite the same part of the constitution.

 

Wait one; that was me.....never mind

Posted by: Chris Coons at October 25, 2010 01:23 PM (R2fpr)

372 Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 05:22 PM (9cflz)

Hey, some of these haven't been too bad...
Wait, you weren't referring to the one liners, were you?

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:23 PM (8y9MW)

373 LOL WUT?

Posted by: Kensington at October 25, 2010 01:24 PM (mEyVv)

374 Joe Miller once turned down a weekend party with neighbors saying, "He was busy".  But he was not busy that weekend.  Joe Miller lied, the party died.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:24 PM (UvR6d)

375

When Joe Miller was in high school, he never asked the fat, ugly chicks out for a date, even though they had nice personalities.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 01:24 PM (UDnDn)

376

Hey Enemies, Obama today:

“If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, ‘We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,’ if they don’t see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it’s gonna be harder and that’s why I think it’s so important that people focus on voting on November 2.”

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (HCshg)

377

Vice snorting with one?

Posted by: Yogi, the Coke Bear at October 25, 2010 05:22 PM (AdK6a)

Well, yeah, but first you have to grasp it - otherwise it won't work at all.

Posted by: Luizzza Muskoxincowsky at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (Rwudm)

378

270 Thanks a lot you Jackass. Oh well, I'll still enjoy the book anyway - can't wait to find out where and when and how Harry and Hermione share their first kiss.

Actually, it's Harry and Ron... Dumbledore's Army repealed DADT.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (OCRaO)

379 Joe Miller lathers and rinses, but then, in violation of the clear instructions, does not repeat.

Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (saRwI)

380 Joe Miller once hawked stompy boots and Louis Vuitton bags.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (9cflz)

381 Joe Miller one time at Costco went to the same egg roll sample stand twice and claimed the second one was for his wife.

He totally ate that lusciously toasted egg roll himself.


Totally unfit to lead.

Posted by: Lima Muirkhowsky Says So at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (+gdWM)

382

 

Whilst on a camping trip on Endor, Joe Miller ran out of toilet paper and had to use an ewok.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (3fiIy)

383 Joe Miller once cheered for Navy. Posted by: Lima Muirkhowsky Says So at October 25, 2010 05:22 PM (+gdWM) Well in all honesty Army Football sucks

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 25, 2010 01:25 PM (U5btG)

384

Joe Miller berated people for eating fast food, especially hamburgers, and was then seen inhaling five himself.

Wait one; that was me.....never mind and move from between me and the fixin's bar or you will be a side order.

Posted by: FLOTUS at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (R2fpr)

385 Joe Miller once let his answering machine pick up a phone call while he was home.  But his greeting message said "Hey, this Joe.  I'm not home."  Obviously Joe Miller is a liar and unfit to lead.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (8y9MW)

386 I bet he tears those little tags off of mattresses also.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (9cflz)

387 Joe Miller once switched lunches with me when we ordered chinese take out.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (eCAn3)

388 Joe Miller once said that he wouldn't allow deficit spending, then racked up 3 trillion in debt.

Oh wait that was me

Posted by: Nancy pelosi at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (hLGVM)

389 It's been reported Joe Miller reads Ace of Spades but I heard throught the grapevine he does only for DiT's cheerleader pics.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:26 PM (pUO5u)

390 Joe Miller once laughed at a Margaret Cho joke.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (UvR6d)

391 Cue the discovery in his crawlspace of dozens of Andes Mountain-style mummified drifters he killed while on a Val-U-Rite & PCP bender.

He did it Big Lurch-style, too.

(Bing/Google him yourself.  My TinyURL-fu is weak)

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (Qkuar)

392 Joe Miller posts spoilers without first saying, "***SPOILER ALERT***"

Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (saRwI)

393 OT? jeeeeez Jimmy Carter is delusional. The dumb fuck said he lost to Reagan in 1980 because of a liberal 3rd party candidate. Reagan got over 51% of the vote, mathematics evidently wasn't a strong point for the nuclear engineer Carter.

Posted by: robtr at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (hVDig)

394 Joe Miller likes to have sex with other men's butts.  No, wait...

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (pFdEk)

395 Joe Miler once cut a candy bar in half, then he picked his half first!

Posted by: Iblis at October 25, 2010 01:27 PM (hLGVM)

396

 

Joe Miller took Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:28 PM (3fiIy)

397 Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 05:25 PM (OCRaO)

Considering I like the movies...
I now need brain bleach.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 05:25 PM (3fiIy)

Yeah, but who hasn't had to do that?

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:28 PM (8y9MW)

398 Joe Miller used to be in the KKK! Wait a minute...

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd at October 25, 2010 01:28 PM (pFdEk)

399 Joe Miller once used the carpool lane when he was the only person in the car.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:28 PM (eCAn3)

400

Joe Miller, God love 'em, once declared that his opponenet didn't understand the office of VP, and then proved that it was he that didn't grasp the meaning of the office.

Wait one; that was me.....never mind

Hold on! I got one!!! He said that the VP is second in line, when he's actually first in line! How stupid is that!?!

What? That was me too?

Posted by: VP Biteme The Smartest Man in the World at October 25, 2010 01:28 PM (R2fpr)

401 373 not the 1 liners, the pseudo skelletons in Joe's closet.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:29 PM (9cflz)

402 Joe Miller once sent me an email stating that he represented a Nigerian government official and asked for my help in getting money out of that country, but when I sent him all my bank account information I not only did NOT get my cut of the money but something happened to the money I already had in my account.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 01:29 PM (OCRaO)

403 Joe Miller nearly almost jay-walked once.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:29 PM (eCAn3)

404 I saw Joe Miller in traffic one picking his nose. He said it wasn't a pick, but a scratch, but I know what I saw, and clearly he's a liar and unfit to lead.

Posted by: Lily Mikekrzyzewski at October 25, 2010 01:29 PM (jtnm5)

405 This is turning into an anti-Chuck Norris thread?  Is too much Alaskan sun keeping little Lisa up at night?

Posted by: Wade1970 at October 25, 2010 01:29 PM (MQOrx)

406 Joe Miller likes to toot coke from some hooker's butt crack. No, wait, damn it...

Posted by: Marion Barry at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (pFdEk)

407 Joe Miller once said I was a nice person.

Totally can't judge character and totally unfit to live in DC.  I mean represent our beautiful home state.  Alaska.

Posted by: Lima Muirkhowsky Says So at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (+gdWM)

408 Joe Miller is incapable of naming more than 50 states in the U.S. when everyoine with half a brain knows there are 57.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (0AClR)

409 When Joe Miller gets bread out of the bag, he reaches past the first few slices to get a fresh one, and he leaves the stale ones for his family to eat. 

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (QKKT0)

410 NEWSFLASH: OBAMA REALIZES HE ISN'T A KING

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (HCshg)

411 Joe Miller once left an open HTML tag on AoSHQ.

(that was really ace, but since we're blaming Joe for everyfuckingthingunderthesun...)

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:30 PM (eCAn3)

412 Joe Miller once took too many packets of ketchup for his french fries, and then when he was done just threw out the extra unopened packet.

How can we possibly support a candidate this wasteful?

Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (saRwI)

413 Joe Miller once said "This speghatti is the best." But then he went to another restaurant and said the same thing about their spaghetti. Joe Miller: Another Republican Lying Liar who tells Lies.

Posted by: Al Franken at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (SP8xT)

414

Yeah... I heard Joe Miller once intervened with the DOD and Justice Deptment to get a plea deal for somone who killed a US Serviceman...

 

OH... wait...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Sec State at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (AdK6a)

415 Joe Miller was watching Bambi, and when Bambi's mother got shot said "Hey, if they're under the limit, what's the problem?"

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (8y9MW)

416 Joe Miller leaves the toilet seat up.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (eCAn3)

417 Joe Miller asked me about a pubic hair on a can of Coke and I was so upset I held it in until my accusations could hurt him politically.

Posted by: Anita Hill at October 25, 2010 01:31 PM (aMDT4)

418 Joe once while drunk driving flipped his car off a bridge and left his date for dead for several hours while he sobered up.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kenneddy at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (9cflz)

419

I heard that he falsely accused a driver involved in an accident that killed his first wife of drunken driven, even though that was ruled out in 1974. And that he was still telling that lie in 2008!!

Oh. That was me again? Too bad. That's how I roll; Mr. Lovable Gaffe machine (it worked for thirty years. Still think that I'm dumb and lovable?)

Posted by: VP Biteme The Smartest Man in the World at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (R2fpr)

420 Joe Miller also brushes his teeth side to side, instead of up and down.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (eCAn3)

421 Joe Miller watched Gigli start to finish.....and he liked it!

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (UvR6d)

422 Joe Miller once swerved his tank to run over a puppy but instead got it stuck in the mud. There are pictures on the internet to prove it.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (pUO5u)

423 Joe Miller is so ignorant that he once complained to me about having been stood up as he waited for his girlfriend at the International Date Line for over six hours.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (0AClR)

424 When Joe Miller gets bread out of the bag, he reaches past the first few slices to get a fresh one, and he leaves the stale ones for his family to eat. 

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 05:30 PM (QKKT0)

You...you mean there's something wrong with that?

Posted by: antisocialist at October 25, 2010 01:32 PM (Rwudm)

425 I believe Joe Miller has my stapler.

Posted by: Milton at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (1Bu4F)

426

Joe Miller knew where the whitewater files were but didn't tell Hillary.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (HCshg)

427 Joe Miller once brought a mock-apple pie to a church bakesale.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (eCAn3)

428
Joe Miller once farted in an elevator.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (DZVrI)

429 Joe Miller was impeached for bribery and perjury-- no, damn it, that was me.

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (pFdEk)

430

Joe Miller accused Pres Bush of planning the 9/11 attacks.

Wait one; that was me.....And I still think that!

Posted by: Van Jones at October 25, 2010 01:33 PM (R2fpr)

431 Joe Miller rode a girl's bike.

Posted by: Editor at October 25, 2010 01:34 PM (pUfK9)

432
I bet he tears those little tags off of mattresses also.

388 before a repeat, not bad.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 25, 2010 01:34 PM (fx8sm)

433 Joe Miller bought a Betamax player.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 01:34 PM (OCRaO)

434 Joe Miller uses directory information for phone numbers he could easily look up in the phone book

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 25, 2010 01:34 PM (pFdEk)

435 One Time at Band Camp Joe Miller.

Well, y'know. 


Posted by: Liesa MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:34 PM (+gdWM)

436

Joe Miller accused a Congressman of witholding advance knowledge of the oklahoma City bombing years after it was proven that the information arived after the attacks, and that his office immediately turned it over to the police.

Wait one; that was me.....so what? It nearly worked.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at October 25, 2010 01:35 PM (R2fpr)

437 Joe Miller crosses out the size 34 on his jeans and writes in size 32.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:35 PM (eCAn3)

438 Joe Miller doesn't always rake the sand traps. 

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:35 PM (UvR6d)

439 439 11 You're right. Missed that.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 01:35 PM (9cflz)

440 In his head, Joe Miller wished he had a beer while in a Muslim country.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:36 PM (HCshg)

441 Joe Miller distorted his service record. That sickens me

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal at October 25, 2010 01:36 PM (R2fpr)

442

 

Joe Miller once laughed at a video of ghey hipsters slap-fighting.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:36 PM (3fiIy)

443 When Joe Miller does laundry, he mixes the colors with the whites.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 25, 2010 01:37 PM (eCAn3)

444 Joe Miller Unfit To Live In DC - I'm the Daddy's girl.  Vote for me!

LIEsa MoreCOWskee

Posted by: Liesa MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:37 PM (+gdWM)

445 Joe Miller can't accessorize!!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 25, 2010 01:37 PM (G5JPI)

446 Joe Miller is so ignorant that he thinks "Deadliest Catch" is a documentary about Sleeza Moochowski's numerous run-ins with Alaska's Department of Health for untreated STDs.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:37 PM (0AClR)

447

Joe Miller Herr Morgenholz  tried a Speedo on once without wearing any underwear even though the salesclerk told him to.

(sorry that was just too easy!)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 25, 2010 01:37 PM (pLTLS)

448 Joe Miller once bumped a month-old thread in an online forum. Worse, he did so when the web site had a CLEARLY STATED policy against doing so in its terms of service, which he had agreed beforehand when he registered.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (SP8xT)

449 Joe Miller once claimed he would "drain the swamp in DC"...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (S7Xpi)

450 Joe Miller once underinflated his car tires...ON PURPOSE!

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (pUO5u)

451

Joe Miller roasted women and children at the Branch Davidian compound at Waco or was that Reno without direction from Clinton?

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (HCshg)

452
Shit, I've done the same thing many times myself.

Hey Joe Miller,

Macro Magic

^^^
That will make online polling much easier. Just set it to clear your cookie cache after every vote and you can get up to one vote every second or two.

When the Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii (then Revolution) were still coming out, I used this method to decimate Nintendo's competitors in an online poll on EA.com, which asked which next-gen console you were most looking forward to.  Another time I saved Martha Steward's but on an online poll (entertainment Weekly) that asked if she deserved to go to jail for insider trading.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (bAySe)

453 Joe Miller once said he didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Monica...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Slick Willie at October 25, 2010 01:38 PM (S7Xpi)

454 Joe Miller once bowed and genuflected to a godless sodomite devil-worshiping Saudi royal.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at October 25, 2010 01:39 PM (9cflz)

455 Joe Miller was Deep Throat.

Wait, that was me.

Posted by: Mark Felt at October 25, 2010 01:39 PM (T0NGe)

456 Joe Miller doesn't always rake the sand traps. 

Posted by: Dave S

 

And has he ever replaced a divot? I don't think so!

Posted by: that guy on the course at October 25, 2010 01:39 PM (R2fpr)

457 Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 05:25 PM

All I can say, Dagny, is that Joe Miller better be one of at least 67 Senators who votes to impeach the Traitor-in-Chief next year, or I'll be supporting whoever runs against him next time around.

Osama Obama is a friggin' disgrace, and needs to be thrown out of office ASAP. No one else could have pulled the disgraceful shit that has characterized his regime and still hold office.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 25, 2010 01:39 PM (Ulu3i)

458 No, it was me.

Posted by: Linda Lovelace at October 25, 2010 01:39 PM (T0NGe)

459 Joe Miller once raped Gaia by drinking water....out of a plastic bottle!!!111eleventy!!11

Posted by: Smelly, libtard hipsters at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (UOM48)

460 Mark Felt Linda Lovelace?

I didn't know he knew her.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (T0NGe)

461 Miller should never have fought the release of this and instead just played it off as him goofing-off at work.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (bAySe)

462 This one time, Joe Miller wore a shirt but no shoes and got service anyway. He just invites corruption. Alaska, be smart. Insist upon shirts and shoes and take this country back!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (swuwV)

463 Joe Miller did the macarena once.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (pUO5u)

464 Joe Miller told all his army buddies that he never sang Duran Duran in the shower when he was in high school.

Total lie.

Joe Miller the Lying Liar.  Unfit to lead.  Unfit to have your vote.  I mean even though he had your vote in the primary. 

IT'S MINE!!!!!!  MY SEAT!!!!!  MY DADDY GAVE IT TO ME YOU PEONS!!!

Posted by: Liesa MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (+gdWM)

465 Joe Miller once said that he had lust in his heart...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (S7Xpi)

466 Joe Miller was a whinier more-conservative-than-thou prick than MrScribbler.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:40 PM (T0NGe)

467 Joe Miller doesn't always rake the sand traps. 

Posted by: Dave S

 And has he ever replaced a divot? I don't think so!

Posted by: that guy on the course

 

Good luck doing either on a course in Alaska. In January. Hell, even in June for that matter!

Posted by: Joe Miller at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (R2fpr)

468 Sometimes Joe Miller's wife wears jeans that make her ass look fat, and when she asks him if they make her ass look fat, Joe Miller lies and says "no," even though they totally do make her ass look fat.

Joe Miller: Liar.

Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (saRwI)

469 464 Joe Miller doesn't always rake the sand traps. 

Posted by: Dave S

 

And has he ever replaced a divot? I don't think so!

Posted by: that guy on the course at October 25, 2010 05:39 PM (R2fpr)

Wait, isn't that the Secret Services job?

Posted by: Barry Soetor er... Barrak Obama... Liar in Chief at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (AdK6a)

470 Leasa Milkcowski.

Posted by: Holger at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (V9Q+f)

471 One time Miller said "I need to go home and get some sleep" to end a conversation even though he didn't actually need any sleep.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (SP8xT)

472 When Joe Miller sounds out words he's not seen before, his lips move.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (0AClR)

473
On Earth Day, Joe Miller leaves his porch light on all day long.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:41 PM (DZVrI)

474 Joe Miller once said that a vast right wing conspiracy was conspiring to take down his husband...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2010 01:43 PM (S7Xpi)

475 Posted by: runningrn at October 25, 2010 05:41 PM (qY2Vc)

Where do I send my bill for my replacement keyboard?

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:43 PM (8y9MW)

476 Miller once said nookler instead of nuclear.

Posted by: Bush the Younger at October 25, 2010 01:43 PM (9cflz)

477

Joe Miller fills empty Ketel One bottles with val u rite.

When Joe Miller offers up pancakes, he doesn't mean it, he has something entirely different in mind.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 25, 2010 01:43 PM (AZWim)

478 470 Miller should never have fought the release of this and instead just played it off as him goofing-off at work.

I disagree.  I think this is the backfire.  The fear that there was something big that he was hiding was the worst.  This is just plain pathetic.  Now he's free to attack Lisa Madcowski ad nauseum.

And that prick judge better go into hiding, too.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (T0NGe)

479 On Earth Day, Joe Miller leaves his porch light on all day long.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

 

And he went and built a huge second home. On a beach!!

Wait one; that was me. Fuck you all; this con is making me rich.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (R2fpr)

480 Joe Miller puts beans in his chili.

Posted by: John CASI Galt at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (F/4zf)

481 Joe Miller is a known breeder. He's got like 6 kids!

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (pUO5u)

482 Joe Miller's kids asked him if there was a Santa Claus, and he said yes.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (UvR6d)

483 On Earth Day, Joe Miller leaves his porch light on all day long. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 05:41 PM (DZVrI) Why does Joe Miller hate Mother Gaia?

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 01:44 PM (S7Xpi)

484 Joe Miller has thrown a plastic bottle in the trash and not the recyclable bin.

Posted by: Lucy Mikewazowski at October 25, 2010 01:45 PM (jtnm5)

485 Joe Miller flips his dick more than three times after he pisses.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 01:45 PM (UDnDn)

486 Joe Miller doesn't deserve my seat.  Daddy gave it to meee!!11!!!

Posted by: Leesa Mooscruntski at October 25, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM48)

487 Joe Miller, after he mistakenly hits the Speed Dial number assigned to his own phone, often spends hours at a time hitting the Redial button and wonders why the line is always busy.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:45 PM (0AClR)

488
Joe Miller got chocolate in my peanut butter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:45 PM (DZVrI)

489 As a conservative Christian and lifelong Republican, I must say I find this Joe Miller fellow's jib to be quite poorly cut and I do not care for it at all.

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican at October 25, 2010 01:46 PM (saRwI)

490 This is what happens when you don't lock you workstation.

Posted by: ronsfi at October 25, 2010 01:46 PM (9VSMv)

491 Miller once stuffed wads of bribe money into his freezer.

Posted by: Cold Cash Jefferson at October 25, 2010 01:46 PM (9cflz)

492 Joe Miller wanted to make love to his wife and she said she was tired, and he just kept bugging her until she relented.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:46 PM (HCshg)

493 One Time Joe Miller told the truth about my voting record and I lost the primary and decided to be a sore loser and run a write-in candidacy and then I lied about him and people booed me at a debate and I lost my senate seat that my daddy gave me and then I couldn't shake down companies and Eskimo co-ops any more for sweet, sweet campaign cash...

Why oh why can't I wake up from this nightmare?

Posted by: LIEs MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:46 PM (+gdWM)

494 Joe Miller got chocolate in my peanut butter.

No, you got your peanut butter in Joe Miller's chocolate.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (8y9MW)

495 Joe's wife asked him what he's like for dinner, and he said "whatever is fine", but Joe really wanted pizza.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (UvR6d)

496
Joe Miller thinks that Miller Light is less filling.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (DZVrI)

497 Joe Miller presses all the buttons before he gets off an elevator.

Posted by: Lucy Mikewazowski at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (jtnm5)

498 Joe Miller is rooting for Ace's M&Ms to push this thread past the Number That Cannot be Named.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (0AClR)

499 Joe Miller once ate my lunch from the fridge although it clearly had my name written on the paper bag.

Posted by: Joe at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (ruu60)

500 Joe Miller drives his SUV, flies around the world in his private jet, has a house that uses 20 times his share of electricity...wait, that was me.

Posted by: ManBearPig at October 25, 2010 01:47 PM (S7Xpi)

501

Joe Miller got chocolate in my peanut butter.

Why are you complaining?????

Posted by: laceyunderalls saying pb and choc is the bestest combo of all time! at October 25, 2010 01:48 PM (pLTLS)

502 Guess who threw a used toothpick on the ground instead of in the trash at a picnic? Who else... Joe Miller. He hates Earth.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 01:48 PM (swuwV)

503 Joe Miller thinks that Miller light tastes great.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 01:48 PM (S7Xpi)

504 Joe Miller once drank Bud Light Lime.....by accident. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 01:48 PM (UOM48)

505


503 Joe Miller wanted to make love to his wife and she said she was tired, and he just kept bugging her until she relented.



RAPE RAPE!


Posted by: s'moron at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (UaxA0)

506 Joe Miller has me every morning, sometimes twice!

Posted by: Cuppa Joe at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (ruu60)

507 Joe Miller thinks Miller Lite sucks.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (pUO5u)

508 Joe Miller hates Ice Road Truckers.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (AZWim)

509 Joe Miller hasn't a clue why Ace's M&Ms respond with, "Puddin'" when asked what type of dipping sauce they prefer.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (0AClR)

510 Joe Miller rented every hotel room in India and flew 3 huge jets full of his entourage there costing the us taxpayer a bazillion dollars...or is that Obama?

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (HCshg)

511 Miller once gave tens of thousands of dollars in scholarship money to his relatives.

Posted by: E.B. Johnson at October 25, 2010 01:49 PM (9cflz)

512 Joe Miller uses his middle finger to scratch his nose so he can feel like he flipped someone off.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:50 PM (HCshg)

513 One time Joe Miller squeezed the Charmin.

Unfit to lead.  Unfit to have MY senate seat.


Posted by: LIEsuh MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:50 PM (+gdWM)

514

OK.... silly question, but this was a State run office, for lawyers, and they had not Computer Security??? He could log into these computers and do this???

So much for any type of Lawyer / Client confidentiality...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2010 01:50 PM (AdK6a)

515 Joe Mill quoted Abraham Lincoln yesterday "Thou shalt not surf internet pron, undermine some useless political poll, no problem".

Posted by: sTevo at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (VMcEw)

516 As a concerned internet-porn addict, I find Mr. Millers reckless destruction of his coworkers internet cache troubling.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (bAySe)

517 Joe Miller is a lightweight. He actually refused to take a crack hit after a speedball.

Posted by: Leeza Murkowshit at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (hLGVM)

518 Joe Miller drinks boxed wine.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (pUO5u)

519 My secret honor! i dated Miller twice.

Posted by: Will Folks at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (bAL0J)

520

Even worse:

Once while getting ready for a date, Joe Miller slathered himself in Aramis Axe.  Why does Joe Miller hate humanity?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (3fiIy)

521 Joe Miller uses the 10 and 2 steering wheel position when everybody knows that the new recommended position is 4 and 8.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (HCshg)

522 In his heart of hearts, Joe Miller wishes that the History Channel would air an all-matriarchal version of "Ice Road Truckers" entitled "Ice Road Mother Truckers".

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (0AClR)

523 Past 500!  You can do it, Morons!  666 or bust!

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (GBXon)

524 Has anyone seen Miller's birth certificate?

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (9cflz)

525 Joe Miller claimed that Love Story was based on him.

Posted by: Al & Tipper Gore at October 25, 2010 01:51 PM (T0NGe)

526 Joe Miller wants to cut funding from Sesame Street! Vote for Murcowwwskeee; it's for the children!!!1!!!!111!!!

Posted by: ChuckOH at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (aMDT4)

527 That's it? Shit, we used to send animal porn to each other on my last ship.... Hell, if an officer left his access on the computer open, we would send a 'I want to blow you' e-mail to the xo Weak shit there Lisa, enjoy being funemployed

Posted by: Navycopjoe on his IPhone4 and cubbies superfanboy at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (DEWfg)

528

And Joe Miller is an enemy of Mother Earth, because he uses more than one sheet of toilet paper...

Posted by: Sheryle Crowe at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (AdK6a)

529 Joe Miller invented the internet.

But then erased it before anybody could see it.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (T0NGe)

530 @503 Joe Miller - Rapist

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (SP8xT)

531 Joe Miller has been known to orgasm before his wife.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (HCshg)

532

RAPE RAPE!

I've been hanging out here too long. I was just getting ready to type that!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (pLTLS)

533 Joe Miller once forgot his anniversary, but claimed he was "stuck in a meeting" when he realized he was going to be late for dinner.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 01:52 PM (8y9MW)

534 Joe Miller farts at the dinner table and blames the dog.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:53 PM (3fiIy)

535 #534 - me too!

Posted by: Larry Marchant at October 25, 2010 01:53 PM (UvR6d)

536 I once herd Joe Miller call a snow machine a snow mobile!

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 01:53 PM (bAySe)

537
Joe Miller never provides a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:53 PM (DZVrI)

538 Joe Miller once received a mailing from EarthFirst! soliciting a donation by mistake and he sent back the pre-paid envelope empty and cost EarthFirst! money by doing that.

Joe Miller cheats people.

Posted by: LIEsuh MoreCOWskee at October 25, 2010 01:53 PM (+gdWM)

539 Joe Miller once didn't notice when his wife got her hair cut.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (HCshg)

540 Oftentimes, when Joe Miller laughs, all he says is, "Heh".

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (0AClR)

541

Joe Miller thinks Miller Lite sucks.

 

But I heard that he did ask once what Zima tasted like.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (UDnDn)

542 Joe Miller once made the 666th comment on a blog.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (ruu60)

543

Joe Miller has been known to orgasm before his wife.

And yet, he has also been know to "fake it."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (3fiIy)

544 Joe Miller once missed a word while singing "Diana" on karaoke night.

He banned himself from the bar forever, citing an "integrity kick."

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (T0NGe)

545 537 Past 500! You can do it, Morons! 666 or bust! Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 25, 2010 05:51 PM (GBXon) Joe Miller actually once posted a comment for the sole purpose of increasing the post count to 666, even though he didn't have a substantive comment to make. Joe Miller - reckless and anti-intellectual.

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 01:54 PM (SP8xT)

546 Joe Miller has been spotted in close proximity to yellow snow on several occasions........AND HE DOESN'T OWN A DOG!

piss it on

Posted by: ontherocks at October 25, 2010 01:55 PM (HBqDo)

547 Joe Miller once insisted on the Pledge of Allegiance being recited before a meeting.  He's clearly a crazed wingnut.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 01:55 PM (UOM48)

548 Joe Miller and Pat Caddell are twins.

Posted by: sTevo at October 25, 2010 01:55 PM (VMcEw)

549
Joe Miller actually once posted a comment for the sole purpose of increasing the post count to 666, even though he didn't have a substantive comment to make.


Really?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:55 PM (DZVrI)

550 Game over man! Game OVER!!!
What the fuck are we gonna do now?!!

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at October 25, 2010 01:56 PM (SqJup)

551 Joe Miller once tried to claim an underwear donation to charity as a tax deduction.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 25, 2010 01:56 PM (jtnm5)

552 Joe Miller once said something nice about Lisa Madcowski.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:56 PM (T0NGe)

553 Joe Miller is part of the vast Zionist conspiracy.

Posted by: Ron Paul at October 25, 2010 01:56 PM (9cflz)

554 Joe Miller slept with Laurie David,

Wait, I didn't either, Tipper and I just grew apart, really....

Posted by: Al "Chakra" Gore at October 25, 2010 01:56 PM (1PeEC)

555 He can't accessorize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (G5JPI)

556 Joe Miller once claimed his toughest intellectual challenge was figuring out how to dot the "i" when he wrote his name in the snow.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (0AClR)

557 Joe Miller is as big a liar as Joe the Plumber.  Because his name is actually Joseph.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (UOM48)

558

Joe Miller slept with Laurie David



Who hasn't?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (DZVrI)

559

 

When overseas, Joe Miller tells people he is Canadian.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (3fiIy)

560 Joe Miller once bought a Cubbies shirt on his way out of O'Hare on his way back home and lied and told his daughter that he bought it for her at the game at Wrigley but in reality he forgot to buy one at the game and when she was helping him with his expense account she found the receipt and busted him.

Oh, wait, that was my dad.

Posted by: nora t at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (+gdWM)

561 Joe Miller could not sell watermelons on the side of the road if he had state troopers flagging traffic.

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 25, 2010 01:57 PM (9cflz)

562 Joe Miller once refused to answer "do these pants make me look fat?" question from his wife.

Lack of Transparency.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 25, 2010 01:58 PM (ruu60)

563 Joe Miller. Hmm. Miller. That's a German surname derivative. And a miller? Millers grind things into powder... like grain. Or bones. You know, to hide.

So, sure, Joe Miller could lead Alaska. But to what? Can you take the risk?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 01:58 PM (swuwV)

564 Joe Miller once sold a refrigerator to an eskimo.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 25, 2010 01:58 PM (T0NGe)

565 Joe Miller steals the souls of those who get the 666th post on blogs.

Posted by: Leeza Wherestherumurkowski at October 25, 2010 01:58 PM (jtnm5)

566 Joe Miller actually once posted a comment for the sole purpose of increasing the post count to 666, even though he didn't have a substantive comment to make.

Joe Miller!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (AZWim)

567 Joe Miller started the recession.

Posted by: Alvin Greene, branching out at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (T0NGe)

568

 

If Joe Miller wins, it'll be the first time he is proud of his country.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (3fiIy)

569

Joe Miller claimed that Love Story was based on him.

Yeah, but then he turns around and says "I'm sorry" to his wife when he was wrong.  He obviously doesn't love his wife.  Fucking liar.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (UDnDn)

570 Joe Miller thinks that a pole dancer is one of Santa's elves ... because he still believes in Santa!

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (0AClR)

571 Why can't you people misspell Joe Millur's name once in a while? He probbly told yu too. NO FAIR!!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Leeza Murcowskee at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (4sVv8)

572 Joe Miller laughs at Wyatt Earp's sockpuppets.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 25, 2010 01:59 PM (AZWim)

573 Joe Miller once said he would be running to the grocery store and would be back in 5 minutes, but Joe didn't return for 25 minutes.  What is Joe Miller hiding?

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 02:00 PM (UvR6d)

574 Sacred honor requires me to admit...

Posted by: Will Folks at October 25, 2010 02:00 PM (T0NGe)

575 Joe Miller!

Posted by: Matt Damon! at October 25, 2010 02:00 PM (ruu60)

576 Joe Miller once used Wikipedia as a source.

Posted by: ChuckOH at October 25, 2010 02:01 PM (aMDT4)

577 Once, Joe Miller's wife used her position as FLOTUS to secure a vacation for her and her friends at a luxury resort on the taxpayers dime during the 'Great Recession'...wait, that was my lovely Meeshelll.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at October 25, 2010 02:01 PM (S7Xpi)

578 517 RAPE RAPE! -------------------------------------- 544 @503 Joe Miller - Rapist Joe Miller once posted a comment without reading through the whole thread to make sure no one had said it before. Joe Miller: Plagiarist

Posted by: RINO in Name Only at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (SP8xT)

579 Sometimes, because he is so tricksy and false, Joe Miller reverses the order of the two "l"s in his last name.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (0AClR)

580 Joe Miller was banned from LGF because he's a right-wing, creationist, crypto-nazi extremist.

Posted by: Leeeeeeza Morecowskee at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (QKKT0)

581 Joe Miller once claimed the Marines were going to tip over Okinawa.....or something.

Posted by: Hank Johnson (D-Guam) at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (UOM48)

582

532 Joe Miller doesn't know how to drive in the snow.

Being from Buffalo, I can tell you that this is just hurtful!

538 Has anyone seen Miller's birth certificate?

LOL

I'll bet he doesn't come to a complete stop at stop signs, either.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (2lTU+)

583 Joe Miller once when walking his dog during a blizzard let his dog poop under a bush and he didn't clean it up.

Posted by: Leesuhumuhum Meerkeeowowowskiiy at October 25, 2010 02:02 PM (+gdWM)

584 Joe Miller bowed to me.

Posted by: Aqua Budda at October 25, 2010 02:03 PM (ruu60)

585 Joe Miller's "Waterloo" ringtone is pirated.  He stole from Abba.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 02:03 PM (bAySe)

586

#330 Oh, and the Miller thing is bullshit. Most of us have violated that same rule at work. You can't tell me those assholes don't visit OFA and read their MoveOn shit during work hours on their work computers. Bullshit.


ADN is a liberal paper to say the least.  They have been on a mission to destroy Miller since he won.  I'll be voting for Miller and I hope and pray other Alaskans see all this for what it is.  Murkycokepie needs to be sent packing.

Posted by: ak pud at October 25, 2010 02:04 PM (FsbnY)

587 Joe Miller pees in the shower...wait, that was me.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:04 PM (S7Xpi)

588 Joe Miller once did " +1" at LGF and was banned instantaneously. 

Posted by: Charles "NewCastrati" Johnson at October 25, 2010 02:04 PM (+gdWM)

589 Joe Miller once took a whole day off, just to go vote.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:04 PM (8y9MW)

590 Joe Miller told his kids that they were born because mom and dad hugged a lot. 

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 02:04 PM (UvR6d)

591 Now you know how I got my nickname...

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:05 PM (S7Xpi)

592
Joe Miller does not like green eggs and ham
He does not like them, Sam-I-am
He would not eat them with a fox
He would not eat them in a box
He would not eat them here or there
He would not eat them anywhere

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 02:05 PM (DZVrI)

593 Joe Miller once compared Michelle to a star wars character

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:05 PM (HCshg)

594 Joe Miller has been know to PUNCH DOWN

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (HCshg)

595 Joe Miller insists on calling a spork a "foon" - 'cause that's the way he rolls, and it is the wrong way for Alaska and America!

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (0AClR)

596 Joe Miller once hit a security guard in the face with his cellphone!!11!!....

oh, wait...

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (UOM48)

597 Joe Miller once stuck a cigar up the hoo-haw of an intern in the Oval Office...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (S7Xpi)

598 Joe Miller once tried to think of something funny to say... and couldn't.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (8y9MW)

599

Joe Miller once compared Michelle to a star wars character

Princess Leia, the Big-Ass Years?

Posted by: Cicero at October 25, 2010 02:06 PM (QKKT0)

600 Joe Miller once didn't finish his piece of Jane D'ohs Hawaiian Banana Bread

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:07 PM (HCshg)

601 Joe Miller has fallen asleep in church!

Posted by: Leela Mooseknuckley at October 25, 2010 02:07 PM (jtnm5)

602 I'm hoping this thread ends soon.  We're running out of steam for Lucret's smear machine.

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 02:07 PM (UDnDn)

603 Joe Miller once turned in a school textbook with dogeared pages.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (8y9MW)

604 Leezsaaa Murkywowskee is hawt.

Posted by: Charles at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (+gdWM)

605 Joe Miller announced where the vice presidential undisclosed location was located...or was that the sheriff?

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (HCshg)

606
Joe Miller doesn't have creases in his trousers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (DZVrI)

607 Joe Miller once raised funds from foreign donors using government assets, while in the VP's office...wait, that was me.

Posted by: ManBearPig at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (S7Xpi)

608 Joe Miller had a dream about Sarah Palin being on top of him













on a Presidential ticket

Posted by: Joe Miller at October 25, 2010 02:08 PM (PWj+8)

609 Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 06:07 PM (UDnDn)

We still need over 40 more posts before we can finish.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (8y9MW)

610 Joe Miller exceeded the field limit of salmon by one. He practically destroyed the Alaskan fishing industry.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (swuwV)

611 @629 - Or... we did when I wrote that comment...

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (8y9MW)

612 Joe Miller doesn't like Mom jeans - or moms.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (S7Xpi)

613 Joe Miller once bowled a 39. He was only 4 and they didn't have bumpers but still..........

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (HCshg)

614 dagny@619  That's a hanging offense!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 02:09 PM (UOM48)

615

As a teenager, Joe Miller once participated in a Satanic ritual that involved strange costumes and knocking on people's doors, threatening mischief if no treat was given.

Posted by: A Concerned Evangelical at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (aMDT4)

616 Joe Miller pisses off his wife by asking "what's for dinner" all the time.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (HCshg)

617 Joe Miller once bit the head off a dove on stage.

Posted by: Leeesuh Mircowskee at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (+gdWM)

618 Joe Miller once had an epic fail while operating an umbrella.

Posted by: Precedent Binks. at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (9cflz)

619 Joe Miller wanted to be the write-in candidate for this election, but he was too ashamed to admit that he couldn't spell his own name -- he's not a sooper smart like Sleeza Moochowski!

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (0AClR)

620 Joe Miller likes Maine Lobster more than good, decent, Alaskan Crab.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:10 PM (8y9MW)

621
Joe Miller doesn't like brussels sprouts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 02:11 PM (DZVrI)

622 Joe Miller was appointed by his daddy to a job which he was unqualified for and then complained when the little people booted him in the primary...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Leasea Mertikowksoski at October 25, 2010 02:11 PM (S7Xpi)

623 Joe Miller once threw a perfect opening pitch....while wearing too-tight jeans that showed his no-no place.

Posted by: Barry "The Arm" McFuckwit at October 25, 2010 02:11 PM (UOM48)

624 When asked to name a common brand of snow blower, Joe Miller replies, "Sleeza Moochowski".

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:11 PM (0AClR)

625

Joe Miller once took a whole day off, just to go vote.

Hey!!

Posted by: 100 million other people taking election day off at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (UDnDn)

626
Joe Miller's pee stinks after eating asparagus.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (DZVrI)

627 Joe Miller admires Hillary










Sir Edmund Hillary








Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (PWj+8)

628 Joe Miller goes 28 mph in school zones!  Joe Miller wants to run over school children on their way home from school!

Posted by: Leeesuh Mircowskee at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (+gdWM)

629 Joe Miller bought his dog a box of milk bones, when he was explicitly told that the dog gets enough treats already.  Is this the kind of fiscal discipline we want in Washington?

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (UvR6d)

630 We would make fun of Joe Miller, but we're afraid he'll elbow-smash us in the face.

Posted by: Establishment Republicans at October 25, 2010 02:12 PM (8y9MW)

631 Joe Miller has a short scruffy beard that irritates dagny.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (HCshg)

632 Joe Miller made fun of Special Olympians on the Tonight Show...wait, that was me.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (S7Xpi)

633 Joe Miller said he could eat "just one" Lay's Potato Chip. He couldn't. Joe Miller: Liar.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (swuwV)

634


645 When asked to name a common brand of snow blower, Joe Miller replies, "Sleeza Moochowski".

*SNORT*  oh wait.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (bAL0J)

635 Joe Miller occupied an innocent woman's uterus for nine months.

Posted by: Feminazi at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (aMDT4)

636 One time Joe Miller used the last paper towel in the kitchen at work and didn't tell the office manager.

Posted by: Leeesuh Mircowskee at October 25, 2010 02:13 PM (+gdWM)

637
Joe Miller has a former drill instructor for a therapist

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (DZVrI)

638 Joe Miller spits and doesn't swallow














right the dentist asks him.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (PWj+8)

639 Joe Miller wears a beard because he is a fugitive from the law.

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (S7Xpi)

640 666!!!!111!1!!

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (S7Xpi)

641 Joe Miller once went to the express check-out line with sixteen, not fifteen items!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (UOM48)

642 Joe Miller writes "bloodsuckers" on his tax check  oh wait that's me

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (HCshg)

643 Joe Miller once inadvertently repeated another posters comment on a blog.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (9cflz)

644 Joe Miller smokes cigarettes. Pawn of Big Tobacco.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (3fiIy)

645 666!!!

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (S7Xpi)

646 Joe Miller once had Bristol Palin's baby.

Posted by: Handy Dandy Randy Andy Sully at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (+gdWM)

647 Joe Miller said "666" but failed.

Posted by: ChuckOH at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (aMDT4)

648 Missed it both times! Joe Miller made me write 666 twice!!

Posted by: pforeman at October 25, 2010 02:14 PM (S7Xpi)

649 Joe!

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (0AClR)

650 Joe Miller once inadvertently repeated another posters comment on a blog.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (3fiIy)

651 Joe Miller left the thread after he missed 666.

Posted by: Joe Miller at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (ruu60)

652 Joe Miller once claimed to have bitten a Chips Ahoy cookie without biting a chip.

Posted by: AllenG at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (8y9MW)

653 Joe Miller doesn't like organic locally grown arugula in his salad.

Posted by: Penfold at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (1PeEC)

654

Drew says "let's not pretend this isn't a bad thing"

Well...you can't say Drew isn't consistent

Posted by: beedubya at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (cIDgY)

655 WHEW!!!

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (HCshg)

656 Sigh.  We can haz new thread now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2010 02:15 PM (UOM48)

657 Joe Miller fought the law ... and the law won.

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:16 PM (0AClR)

658 Once choked hard and missed the  Bismallah post.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 25, 2010 02:16 PM (9cflz)

659

Drew says "let's not pretend this isn't a bad thing"

Well...you can't say Drew isn't consistent

Posted by: beedubya at October 25, 2010 06:15 PM (cIDgY)

Drew must have been the hall monitor.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2010 02:17 PM (HCshg)

660 Joe Miller once wore out all the morons and moronettes!

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 25, 2010 02:17 PM (PWj+8)

661 Joe Miller uses a popup blocker when browsing AoSHQ, robbing Ace of badly needed Value-Rite Vodka funds.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 02:18 PM (bAySe)

662 Joe Miller doesn't refer to himself in the third person.

Vote Bob Dole's choice this November.

Who the hell is Bob Dole's choice again?

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 25, 2010 02:18 PM (+gdWM)

663 Joe Miller is going to kick Sleeza Moochowski's sniveling, whiny behind on election day, November 2, 2010! Alaskans! Vote for Joe Miller!
(Time to go get my sammich!)

Posted by: Moochowski Supporter with Heavily Pixelated Face for Fear of Retribution at October 25, 2010 02:19 PM (0AClR)

664 I also heard he farted on his seat at work.

Posted by: demoncrat at October 25, 2010 02:20 PM (1kwr2)

665 Joe Miller once bit into a Tootsie Pop  before finding out how many licks it took to get to its' center.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 25, 2010 02:20 PM (RekTL)

666 ON TO 1000!!

Posted by: Soona at October 25, 2010 02:20 PM (UDnDn)

667 Joe Miller installed Windows XP on a machine "Designed for Windows Vista".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 25, 2010 02:21 PM (RekTL)

668

I think I sent you that pic a ways back. 

It's just irresistible.

Posted by: TallDave at October 25, 2010 02:23 PM (lNW+B)

669 Joe Miller once "borrowed" a pen and never returned it. 

Posted by: Dave S. at October 25, 2010 02:23 PM (UvR6d)

670

Oh, and Joe Miller once left an italic tag open and italicized an entire AOS thread.

True.

Posted by: TallDave at October 25, 2010 02:24 PM (lNW+B)

671 Joe Miller is known to drop a bomb in an aisle at the the grocery store then quickly walk away laughing.

Posted by: Bosk at October 25, 2010 02:24 PM (pUO5u)

672

Joe Miller played a halfling fighter in a D&D game in high school.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 02:24 PM (OCRaO)

673 During the death scene of Optimus Prime, Joe Miller just laughed at loud.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2010 02:27 PM (bAySe)

674 Joe Miller knows all the words to every Barry Manilow song ever recorded.

Posted by: malclave at October 25, 2010 02:27 PM (OCRaO)

675 Geeking an online poll?  I'm concerned he might be a closet Democrat...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 25, 2010 02:32 PM (XTd8n)

Posted by: sTevo at October 25, 2010 02:35 PM (VMcEw)

677 Joe Miller overuses the italics on AOSHQ

Posted by: the Butcher at October 25, 2010 02:36 PM (8g9qq)

678 Actually, I was fearful Miller voted for Bristol Palin 4x from work computers for Dancing With the Stars...this is small time compared to that.

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 25, 2010 02:36 PM (del3r)

679 Joe Miller once sent someone a link to a Youtube video and said it was the trailer for the new Harry Potter movie, but actually it was a music video featuring Rick Astley.

Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2010 02:37 PM (saRwI)

680 Joe Miller once drew 2 to an inside straight.

Posted by: gus at October 25, 2010 02:42 PM (Vqruj)

681 I heard Joe Miller ate chocolate chip cookie dough.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 25, 2010 02:43 PM (3k6GF)

682 Joe Miller once got up out of his seat on an airplane when the light was still on.

Posted by: Holger at October 25, 2010 02:46 PM (V9Q+f)

683 Joe Miller makes Ace double post.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 25, 2010 02:49 PM (XdlcF)

684 Joe Miller killed David Carradine...with his mind!

Posted by: Randy Quaid at October 25, 2010 02:51 PM (XdlcF)

685 Joe Miller once sent naked pics to Brett Favre's cell phone.

Posted by: gus at October 25, 2010 02:52 PM (Vqruj)

686 Joe Miller once took 13 items into a 12 item express lane at the grocery store.

Posted by: gus at October 25, 2010 02:55 PM (Vqruj)

687 Joe Miller secretly tore the TAG off of his mattress.

Posted by: gus at October 25, 2010 02:59 PM (Vqruj)

688 Joe Miller uses sockpuppets to make blog comments defending himself.

Posted by: Glenn Greenwald at October 25, 2010 03:03 PM (saRwI)

689 716 Joe Miller uses sockpuppets to make blog comments defending himself.

It's true, he does.  I'm a witness.

Posted by: Thomas Ellers at October 25, 2010 03:04 PM (saRwI)

690 716 Joe Miller uses sockpuppets to make blog comments defending himself.

I've seen him do this, too. 

Posted by: Rick Ellensberg at October 25, 2010 03:04 PM (saRwI)

691 Joe Miller once left the same comment at AOSHQ from four different computers.

Posted by: TallDave at October 25, 2010 03:21 PM (lNW+B)

692 Jocularity, jocularity.  Unfortunately, Joe Miller's news sounded bad when Bret Baier read it tonight -- really.  The way Bret delivered it, he had Joe admitting to something unseemly.

Posted by: RushBabe at October 25, 2010 03:27 PM (a3Z62)

693

Drew says "let's not pretend this isn't a bad thing"

Well...you can't say Drew isn't consistent

Posted by: beedubya at October 25, 2010 06:15 PM (cIDgY)

721 Jocularity, jocularity.  Unfortunately, Joe Miller's news sounded bad when Bret Baier read it tonight -- really.  The way Bret delivered it, he had Joe admitting to something unseemly.

Posted by: RushBabe at October 25, 2010 07:27 PM (a3Z62)

No shit. this is why we should have the sense to find out what the deal is before we jump on our candidates. I mean really, ACE, MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP TIL TWO, ACE! Has the time to actually read the text for comprehension before he jumps into the fray, but Drew doesn't? Holy fuck, do we have to immediately go for the throat of our own? 

Let's tighten up a little, shall we

Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at October 25, 2010 04:36 PM (9tt+Z)

694 Isn't tomorrow when the documents are released unless there is an appeal? Don't know what it is, but if it's so innocent, why go through all this fuss?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at October 25, 2010 05:26 PM (mHQ7T)

695 Joe Miller questions the value of giant ultralong multicolored font spam.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 25, 2010 08:19 PM (5I0Yr)

696 It seems to me that he surrounded himself with Hucka-bees and he got stung. I think that Palin email leak hurt him. He should embrace Palin, she is the one coming to his defense and she is still popular in Alaska with the voters he needs to win. She has experience dealing with the Murky family and she beat them.

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