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September 07, 2010

OMG: Spitzer and Parker Are Like a Modern Day Gable and Lombard!
— Ace

You know what CNN has been missing in its lineup? Cutesiness.

We really need cutesiness in political coverage, of the kind that champion lightweight/professional ditz Kathleen Parker provides.

So, if you can stomach it, here are long-time john Spitzer and confirmed idiot Parker exchanging cutesy by-play with just a hint of Sam-and-Dianne sexual tension, which is oh so titillating, because you really want to think about a whoremonger getting all up on a deteriorating sorority house-mother.

Posted by: Ace at 11:02 AM | Comments (126)
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1 Who's a bigger slut?

Posted by: real joe at September 07, 2010 11:05 AM (IpIBJ)

2 OMG! I'm fucking blind!

Thanks a lot Ace.

Posted by: mpfs, now I need a seeing eye dog!! at September 07, 2010 11:05 AM (iYbLN)

3 with just a hint of Sam-and-Dianne sexual tension

I hate them both with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns, and no, I'm not as turned on as they are.

Posted by: Filly at September 07, 2010 11:05 AM (AloFK)

4 Oh my god. That commercial was awful.

Posted by: Dan at September 07, 2010 11:05 AM (1jzSs)

5 Her eyes will be glazing over when I get done nuttin' on her face!

Posted by: TJ Bone at September 07, 2010 11:05 AM (lOITp)

6 What was client #9's particular fetish? Is Ms. Parker a fan?

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2010 11:06 AM (7moYT)

7 Do you think Spitzer has his pants on or just the black socks?

Posted by: mpfs, now I need a seeing eye dog!! at September 07, 2010 11:07 AM (iYbLN)

8 Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.

Posted by: joncelli at September 07, 2010 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

9 Parker-Spitzer-Swallows?

Posted by: SteveN at September 07, 2010 11:08 AM (7EV/g)

10 *giggle*

How about "Parker Swallows"?

*giggle*

What do you think about that one, whore?

Posted by: Client #9 at September 07, 2010 11:08 AM (EW49d)

11 Yo Mrs. Spitzer, guess bad company beats no company, huh?

Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 07, 2010 11:08 AM (8WOM0)

12 Spitzer?
Parker?

...

Gladiator? I'll bet she was!

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 11:08 AM (z+/2Q)

13 Cancelled in 3...2...1.

Why not call it Spitzonher.

Posted by: TexBob at September 07, 2010 11:09 AM (7cXE7)

14 I wonder if he gave her that pearl necklace.

Posted by: raiderd at September 07, 2010 11:09 AM (JPm0X)

15 How's about I just park my Spitzer right in your whore mouth, huh?

*ha ha ha ha ha.....*

Posted by: Client #9 at September 07, 2010 11:09 AM (EW49d)

16 That's hot!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at September 07, 2010 11:09 AM (xO4fA)

17 Wow.

I feel like I've been rolled around in my own vomit

... but my clothes are still clean ...

Thanks, CNN!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 07, 2010 11:09 AM (Hj0nA)

18 Gag me with a spoon!

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 07, 2010 11:10 AM (f9c2L)

19 Although.. I would hit her..

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 07, 2010 11:10 AM (f9c2L)

20 He's hittin it

Posted by: robtr at September 07, 2010 11:10 AM (fwSHf)

21 No, really, I'll concede to "Parker/Spitzer", right after you let me comb your hair and call you "mommy."

*ha ha ha ha ha....*

Posted by: Client #9 at September 07, 2010 11:11 AM (EW49d)

22 yeah, ain't no way, no how am I giving CNN any traffic.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 07, 2010 11:11 AM (eCAn3)

23 I see that great minds think alike. But apparently the geniuses at CNN who liked to toss out the "teabagger" label couldn't see where this was going.

Posted by: SteveN at September 07, 2010 11:11 AM (7EV/g)

24 I'm betting "player to be named later" is some kind of innuendo.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 11:11 AM (z+/2Q)

25 CNN presents, Spitz & the Ditz!

Posted by: Vergeltung at September 07, 2010 11:11 AM (jttPx)

Lemme get this straight, the name of the show is "Parker Spits or..."

Or what? Finish the thought, dammit!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 07, 2010 11:12 AM (sbV1u)

27 One wonders if she is going to commute to NYC for this show from Camden, SC or if she is going to move.

Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2010 11:12 AM (/jbAw)

28 Spitzer? I fucked 'im!

Posted by: "Dice" Clay at September 07, 2010 11:12 AM (xO4fA)

29 What. The. Fuck....

I'm going to burn my eyes out with paint thinner and puncture both of my ear-drums with an ice pick. I have to decide which one to do first...

But before I leave, anybody think that the Parker/Spitzer name is some sort of sexual immunendo on Client #9's part?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 07, 2010 11:12 AM (9hSKh)

30 Yeah, that fake, cutsie, banter has been so often ridiculed on comedy shows, that you'd think that SOMEONE at CNN would have the brains to realize that they are just further trivializing themselves by engaging in it. It's almost as if they are TRYING to lessen their credibility. What's the next step, they start talking baby talk to each other?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2010 11:12 AM (uiyhQ)

31 Ace, be kind and redirect that link to something easier to take...like a lemon party picture...

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 07, 2010 11:13 AM (XdlcF)

What's the next step, they start talking baby talk to each other?

This is CNN we're talking about.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 07, 2010 11:13 AM (sbV1u)

33 1st topic: Who was a worse president, Bush Sr. or Bush Jr.?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2010 11:14 AM (xtAfO)

34 What tension? She knows he's willing to pay for it, he's betting she'll come in cheap.

Posted by: nickless at September 07, 2010 11:14 AM (MMC8r)

35 If you play it backwards he shows her his spitzer.

Posted by: robtr at September 07, 2010 11:14 AM (fwSHf)

36 yeah, ain't no way, no how am I giving CNN any traffic.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 07, 2010 03:11 PM (eCAn3)

Half the traffic they probably get is from blogs like this that are making fun of them.

Posted by: ErikW at September 07, 2010 11:14 AM (xO4fA)

because you really want to think about a whoremonger getting all up on a deteriorating sorority house-mother

You know us all too well.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 07, 2010 11:15 AM (R2fpr)

38 He's looking at her with the glint in his eyes, thinking on how he can take her doggie while choking her..

Posted by: Dave C at September 07, 2010 11:15 AM (4uhuW)

39 Although.. I would hit her.. Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 07, 2010 03:10 PM ____________________________________________ And by hit I am assuming punch her in the face..... right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 07, 2010 11:15 AM (yQWNf)

40 On the upside, Parker's a bargain compared to that $4000 ho.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2010 11:15 AM (uiyhQ)

What we can't see in that clip are Governor Client's fishnet hose and high heels.

Kathleen's all giggly because she finds that tres kinky.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2010 11:15 AM (+FkcS)

42 This is almost as good an idea as The Magic Hour.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2010 11:17 AM (xtAfO)

43 On the upside, Parker's a bargain compared to that $4000 ho.

She seems like the clingy type, though, wanting to cuddle after etc. Wasn't Spitzer very wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 11:17 AM (z+/2Q)

44 She's like an icebucket for the schwanz.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 07, 2010 11:18 AM (TMNPc)

45 38 He's looking at her with the glint in his eyes, thinking on how he can take her doggie while choking her..

With his socks on. Seriously, this guy should be in jail, not on a CNN show.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 07, 2010 11:19 AM (9hSKh)

Sheesh. That clip could be made into a faux movie trailer that would be funny as hell.

narrator: "Two competitive news anchors. One talk show."

clip

"A high society gossip columnist and a streetwise shoeleather reporter."

clip

"They can hardly make it at work. Can they make it... at home!?"

music: James Brown "I Feel Good"; clips of dating travails, awkward attempted kiss, more homme and work hijinx, and finally they lean in for a true romantic kiss. clip stops there

"Tune into 'Nightly News' to find out what is going on. Coming to theaters in October."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 07, 2010 11:20 AM (CgRyx)

47 Yeah, okay, I had Penis bÃ¼yÃ¼tÃ¼cÃ¼ in college but it was all cleared up by the time I met my wife. Mostly.

Posted by: The Spitz at September 07, 2010 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

48 How appropriate that Sadas the Turkish Porn Purveyor show up on this thread.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 07, 2010 11:20 AM (yQWNf)

49 Seriously, this guy should be in jail, not on a CNN show.

I agree.

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at September 07, 2010 11:21 AM (EW49d)

50 Parker Spitter? Really? No wonder CNN is on the ropes. Who would have thought that putting that name up with Spitzer reputation would encourage sophomoric humor?

It's going to be great seeing all the double entendre that show elicits for the week it lasts on air.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 07, 2010 11:22 AM (KuK4g)

51 I want to know what the deal is with completely disgraced liberals being recruited as political pundits?

Seriously wtf. I know the joke about "resume enhancer" snarkyness, but at what point do reasonable people finally say wtf?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 07, 2010 11:24 AM (eCAn3)

52 Wow, don'cha think the rollerskate song would just fit so... well?

Posted by: Melanie Kafka at September 07, 2010 11:25 AM (kr609)

Maybe the modern day Tracy and Hepburn is a better analogy. Their relationship had the air of forbidden fruit about it, as he was a longtime married man and she a closeted lesbian.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2010 11:25 AM (+FkcS)

I can't believe either one of those two people have "fans" in the traditional sense of the word, but if they do, I'm guessing neither of their sets of "fans" is even slightly interested in seeing their hero yukking it up with the other one.

Back in the 80's there was a movie made, starring Dollie Parton and I think Sylvester Stallone. Both bankable stars at that point. The movie bombed so badly, I think even their mothers couldn't make themselves watch it. That's where I see "Park Her and Spit On Her" ending up. Is it possible for a show to have ratings lower than zero?

Posted by: Boots at September 07, 2010 11:27 AM (06JTY)

55 What I admire most about this duo is their street cred.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2010 11:28 AM (xtAfO)

56 Some tasteful pics of Elliot's last business "partner": http://tinyurl.com/2ddq9wf

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2010 11:29 AM (kOLrd)

57 Giving that guy a show is just weird. I'm inclined to think they gave him a show because of his past indiscretions... I'd be very interested to hear how they selected him out of the pool of potential candidates.

Posted by: Sam at September 07, 2010 11:29 AM (Cxsey)

58 Kathy ♥ Spitzy!

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 11:29 AM (z+/2Q)

59 Shouldn't that be Parker Spitzhim?

I still like my original suggestion: Kate Plus Nine.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 07, 2010 11:31 AM (xqhoO)

60 I want to know what the deal is with completely disgraced liberals being recruited as political pundits?

It's all about protecting the lib brand.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 07, 2010 11:31 AM (TMNPc)

61 57 Some tasteful pics of Elliot's last business "partner": http://tinyurl.com/2ddq9wf Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2010 03:29 PM (kOLrd) Well, at least the Spitzmeister has good taste in women. Maybe Kathleen is hoping some of that will rub off on her.

Posted by: The Spitz at September 07, 2010 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

Ahhhh!!! I love the smell contrived, witty, banter in the afternoon. Makes me wanna gouge my fucking eyes out with a rusty claw hammer then puncture my eardrums with bamboo chopsticks!

How you doin?

Posted by: dananjcon at September 07, 2010 11:33 AM (pr+up)

trailer ending:

music stops, narration stops, looks like commercial is over; cut to cute, awkward moment on the set. (implied: parker has just said something about a story): spitzer, "... I ... thought... that meant... they were... going out."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 07, 2010 11:33 AM (CgRyx)

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2010 03:29 PM (kOLrd)

Her parents must be so proud.

_{pssst, BTW, your tag is racist}

Posted by: ErikW at September 07, 2010 11:33 AM (xO4fA)

65 I still like my original suggestion: Kate Plus Nine.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 07, 2010 03:31 PM (xqhoO)

yeah that's made of win

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 07, 2010 11:33 AM (eCAn3)

66 I sometimes find myself in awe of people like Elliot Spitzer. I wonder how someone like him who has screwed up so spectacularly still manages to land a position like this. From what I read about him it also seems the guy is generally an unlikable asshole as well.

Posted by: Sam at September 07, 2010 11:34 AM (Cxsey)

67 Well. That was painful.

Posted by: harrison at September 07, 2010 11:35 AM (1GXLU)

An Alaskan governor's daughter gets pregnant and she doesn't force her to get the baby chopped up--that is unacceptable.

A New York attorney general/governor who frequents prostitutes while sentencing others to prison for the same--now that's just good, sexy fun.

Posted by: Kathleen Parker at September 07, 2010 11:35 AM (ftfkn)

69 Waterhouse, "On the upside, Parker's a bargain compared to that $4000 ho. She seems like the clingy type, though, wanting to cuddle after etc. Wasn't Spitzer very wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?" You go cheap, that's what you get. The ho demanding to be cuddled.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2010 11:36 AM (uiyhQ)

Ever see one of those women who are theoretically good-looking, but such an incredible turnoff that you'd rather get busy with a Bud bottle with the longneck broken off than do them? Kathleen Parker is like that.

Posted by: Ken at September 07, 2010 11:38 AM (ftfkn)

71 You go cheap, that's what you get. The ho demanding to be cuddled. Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2010 03:36 PM (uiyhQ) That's it! I ain't just payin' for the sex, I'm payin' for 'em to leave! [grunts, adjusts]

Posted by: The Spitz at September 07, 2010 11:39 AM (RD7QR)

72 Eh, I don't think Parker should sit so close to Spitzer, some things are contagious.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 07, 2010 11:39 AM (pr+up)

73 They were sitting uncomfortably close to each other too. Akin to having Cokie sitting on Sam Donaldson's lap during this week.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 07, 2010 11:39 AM (yQWNf)

74 71 Ever see one of those women who are theoretically good-looking, but such an incredible turnoff that you'd rather get busy with a Bud bottle with the longneck broken off than do them? Kathleen Parker is like that. Posted by: Ken at September 07, 2010 03:38 PM (ftfkn) Yeah. There's just something about her that says "Cold mackerel with pearls."

Posted by: joncelli at September 07, 2010 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

75 So, you know how Spitzer wore his socks when he was having unprotected ass sex with Ashley Dupree? Her madame Kristin Davis is running in the NY governor race, btw. But I found in an old magazine from the 60s an ad for the support socks old men wear called Supp Hose. It fucking makes me laugh to no end. You'd have to see it to believe it, and it screams Spitzer.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 07, 2010 11:40 AM (mHQ7T)

76 I'm actually offended that you compared these two to Sam and Diane.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2010 11:40 AM (BP6Z1)

77 ZOMG! It's just like Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd on Moonlighting! Only on cable! And with political analysis! And with bawdy, flirtatious, tongue-rape-my-fartbox eyes!

Posted by: Warden at September 07, 2010 11:43 AM (QoR4a)

78 "Some tasteful pics of Elliot's last business "partner": http://tinyurl.com/2ddq9wf" But, Jean, slutty, ho behavior is so empowering.

Posted by: female liberal at September 07, 2010 11:44 AM (uiyhQ)

9 Parker-Spitzer-Swallows?

Frankly, I can't imagine her doing either one. I see her lying like a dead fish, while incessantly saying, "See? I put out! That proves I'm sexier than that uptight frigid bitch Sarah Palin. Or her skank daughter with those ridiculous big boobs."

Posted by: Ken at September 07, 2010 11:44 AM (ftfkn)

80 Why is she basically sitting in his lap? Oh, wait...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 07, 2010 11:44 AM (21w/c)

81 Well, they got along like dirt and water.

Posted by: Penfold at September 07, 2010 11:45 AM (1PeEC)

An Alaskan governor's daughter gets pregnant and she doesn't force her to get the baby chopped up--that is unacceptable.

A New York attorney general/governor who frequents prostitutes while sentencing others to prison for the same--now that's just good, sexy fun.

Posted by: Kathleen Parker at September 07, 2010 03:35 PM (ftfkn)

YEP... cant make this stuff up

Posted by: Timbo at September 07, 2010 11:45 AM (ph9vn)

83 Gaaaaaaah. Can you imagine being stuck in an airport, where they play CNN all over, and having to deal with this. Every time I think that flying cannot possibly get worse it does. They should call it Viagra Antidote.

Posted by: cali grump at September 07, 2010 11:46 AM (1tJr/)

84 I'm embarrassed for her -- she doesn't have the sense to be embarrassed herself.

I always play "where would I draw the line" when it comes to money or fame. I would not do this show for all the money in the world.

Posted by: PJ at September 07, 2010 11:46 AM (Fyjeu)

85 If you get an erection lasting more than four seconds while watching this show, seek professional help immediately.

Posted by: CNN Warning Label at September 07, 2010 11:47 AM (TMNPc)

Geez, Ace! I'm trying to eat my lunch.

Bwhahahaha! She actually said to him:

"I know it's hard for you to settle down."

This show is going to be rife with unintentional comedy gold, bet on it!

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 11:50 AM (8GYOu)

87 If you get an erection lasting more than four seconds while watching this show, seek professional help immediately please relinquish your Man Card.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2010 11:52 AM (+FkcS)

88 El, is that a Sharpie in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.....

Posted by: "Kiss Me Kate" Parker at September 07, 2010 11:53 AM (yQWNf)

Oh, and what's with the music they were playing? It reminded me of those game shows, "The Dating Game" and "The Newlyweds" for some reason. I can already hear Bob Eubank's voice intoning:

"Kathleen where was the most unusual place you and Elliot made whoopie?"

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 11:54 AM (8GYOu)

90 A New York attorney general/governor who frequents prostitutes with links to organized crime ...

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2010 11:55 AM (YXNkv)

91 How about "What Whores Want with Kat & El?"

Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2010 11:56 AM (GwPRU)

I still like my original suggestion: Kate Plus Nine.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 07, 2010 03:31 PM (xqhoO

Yeah, I really like that too! The "9" could stand for his client status or the length of his tool in millimeters.

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 11:56 AM (8GYOu)

Oh, and don't forget Spitzer's out of control prosecution of CEO's and Wall Streeters. He ruined lives.

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 11:57 AM (8GYOu)

94 "Kathleen where was the most unusual place you and Elliot made whoopie?" Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 03:54 PM ____________________________________________ In the Butt.

Posted by: Kathleen Parker at September 07, 2010 11:58 AM (yQWNf)

95 This is like that episode of Cheers where Sam got arrested for fucking whores so the judge made him co-host a news show with Diane. Classic!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at September 07, 2010 11:58 AM (+lsX1)

96 A little shoddenfrood for yas. ABC News is gutting itself. Every bureau but Washington will be shut down. Half of their correspondents will be fired, and the ones who survive will be expected to film and edit their own stories.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 07, 2010 11:59 AM (PLvLS)

"Kathleen where was the most unusual place you and Elliot made whoopie?"

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 03:54 PM
____________________________________________

In the Butt.

What? What?

Posted by: Samwell at September 07, 2010 12:02 PM (8GYOu)

98 OMG, was that not funny. I can't wait to watch ! CNN has another winner. Fox must be really concerned. I would much rather watch the delicious Robin Meade read the farm report than go anywhere near the CNN mother ship. So CNN with all their "talent: could not find two people better than this. Imagine Michelle Malkin vs. _________ (any other CNN correspondent).

Posted by: john at September 07, 2010 12:03 PM (6FYZ6)

99 Jeebus. I can't believe I watched even a little of it.

Well, for a palate-cleanser, I'm off to a tea party meeting. Later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2010 12:09 PM (UOM48)

100 It's a little known fact that the economy is in recovery.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin, er, Biden at September 07, 2010 12:13 PM (ftfkn)

101 Parker Spitzer Swallows

Spitzer Parker Assdown

Posted by: AmishDude at September 07, 2010 12:14 PM (T0NGe)

102 This is ridiculous. Where would they find an ugly, nasty middle-aged woman, with a sleazy husband, to play the waitress?

Posted by: Secretary of State Clinton at September 07, 2010 12:19 PM (ftfkn)

103

Pair Spitz w/Megan McCain and I'd watch!

Posted by: furious at September 07, 2010 12:39 PM (4Qhdy)

104 Posted by: Cliff Clavin, er, Biden at September 07, 2010 04:13 PM (ftfkn)

And the Gold Medal in the Sock Puppet Olympics goes to ...

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 07, 2010 12:42 PM (UEEex)

105 ...and if the 'comments thingy' had let me hyperlink to the cheesecake photo of Ms. McCain, y'all'd know why I said that.

Posted by: furious at September 07, 2010 12:56 PM (4Qhdy)

106
Half of their correspondents will be fired, and the ones who survive will be expected to film and edit their own stories.

As long as we're not expected to make our own coffee....THAT would be going over the line, yessiree.

Posted by: ABC Newsroom at September 07, 2010 01:04 PM (P9+0W)

107 Tepid Air deleted my comment that Parker clearly swallows.

What a bunch of pussies over there.

Posted by: Kensington at September 07, 2010 01:14 PM (mEyVv)

108 Kathleen remember to Spitzer then rinse.

It's all about personal dental hygiene.

Posted by: mpfs at September 07, 2010 01:21 PM (iYbLN)

109 re: 108 "Half of their correspondents will be fired, and the ones who survive will be expected to film and edit their own stories." it gets better: the genius behind it all, and the guy who decided that snotty scrunt Amonpour would be a good addition is resigning to spend more time doing whatever, corporate-speak for 'he got fired for being too stupid to even work for ABC.' die MFM assholes, die die die.

Posted by: cali grump at September 07, 2010 01:40 PM (1tJr/)

110 Is CNN buying Elliott some good socks?

Posted by: PJ at September 07, 2010 02:11 PM (Fyjeu)

111 105

Pair Spitz w/Megan McCain and I'd watch!

Posted by: furious at September 07, 2010 04:39 PM (4Qhdy)

Pretty much what you have here...the only difference is about 45 years...and 150 pounds.

Posted by: Portnoy at September 07, 2010 02:24 PM (azgo2)

112

So this Parker woman thinks Sarah Palin lacks gravitas, does she? Let me ask a couple questions here:

1. Parker's sharing top billing on a show nobody watches, on a channel nobody watches, with a clap-infested has-been nobody, but she looks down on Sarah Palin... who is creating United States Senators and Representatives by fucking pointing at them, like God on the ceiling of the fucking Sistine chapel!?

2. Is it true Parker thinks "gravitas" are saggy Mexican titties?

Posted by: sherlock at September 07, 2010 02:36 PM (G9/8V)

113 Even Nixon knew that there needed to be a decent interval of time before he made something of a come back.

Posted by: Jimmy Page at September 07, 2010 03:06 PM (9ui6r)

114 I think Spitz giving it to Parker up the old squeak hole live on television - bareback --would be a ratings bonanza.

Posted by: Moi at September 07, 2010 04:49 PM (Ez4Ql)

115

Ace, you hit gold with this:

"because you really want to think about a whoremonger getting all up on a deteriorating sorority house-mother"

LMAO

Posted by: jlfintx at September 07, 2010 05:27 PM (Wnk4X)

116

Well, there's one minute of my life that no amount of bleach gargling and scooping my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon will ever purge from my mind and body. Thanks, Ace!

CNN is so fucking clueless as to how to attract and keep an audience, it makes me laugh out loud.

Posted by: Log Cabin at September 07, 2010 06:06 PM (aIdPO)

117 Frankly, from the promo doing the rounds today, this disfunctional pair look to make former CNN host Campbell Brown look like an intellectual heavy weight.
Working from a view that a "pessimist can only be pleasantly surprised," I figure they may hammer out one decent show a week, but I'm will to be pleasantly surprised, but I'm not betting on it.

Posted by: Neo at September 07, 2010 09:49 PM (tE8FB)

118 stomach churning

Posted by: DaMav at September 08, 2010 04:13 AM (QNU76)

119 Ahhh, yes, an hour of those two laughing at each others jokes. Fox's demo just got larger in what ever time slot this show is in.

Posted by: marie at September 08, 2010 05:21 AM (GuTKr)

120 My submission to Urban Dictionary:

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

Posted by: Deety at September 08, 2010 07:54 AM (aVzyR)

121
WTF did I just watch? I'd rather watch a chimp stick his finger up his ass and smell it.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 08, 2010 10:11 AM (JNqU9)

122 Parker has confirmed her vacuous irrelevance. Spitzer is proof that Solis is right, there are jobs out there, even if you are an unindicted felon.

Posted by: MarkD at September 08, 2010 01:01 PM (YhZfg)

123

Meghan Mccain and Elliot spitzer together would be like oh god ijust vomited a little inside

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126 AltÃ½n Ã‡ilek HapÃ½ Nedir? AltÃ½n Ã‡ilek dÃ¼nyanÃ½n lif oranÃ½ en yÃ¼ksek meyvesidir. En yakÃ½n rakibinden 3,5 kat daha fazla lif iÃ§eren yapÃ½sÃ½ onu dÃ¼nya zayÃ½flama sektÃ¶rÃ¼nÃ¼n gÃ¶zdesi yapmÃ½Ã¾tÃ½r. Bu lifli Ã¶zelliÃ°i sayesinde net bir tokluk hissi saÃ°lamakla birlikte en Ã¶nemli Ã¶zelliÃ°i vÃ¼cuttan su kaybetmeden, kaslarÃ½ deÃ°il yaÃ°larÃ½ hedef alarak kÃ½sa zamanda yÃ¼ksek ve sÃ¼rekli kilo kaybÃ½ saÃ°lamasÃ½dÃ½r. AltÃ½n Ã‡ilek, BaÃ¾bakan R.Tayyip ErdoÃ°an'Ã½n da bu meyveyi tÃ¼kettiÃ°ini belirtmesinden sonra, gerÃ§ek anlamda hak ettiÃ°i deÃ°eri bulmaya baÃ¾ladÃ½. En inatÃ§Ã½ bÃ¼nyede bile inanÃ½lmaz sonuÃ§lar veren AltÃ½n Ã‡ilek Ã¾u an itibari ile piyasada bulabileceÃ°iniz en kuvvetli zayÃ½flama takviyesidir.

Posted by: altýn çilek hapý at March 07, 2011 10:43 AM (aAl9M)

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