December 29, 2010
— CAC Delaware.
Land of..what exactly? Oregonites, New Yorkers, Texans and Californians, besides any potential family that live in that "state", what purpose does Delaware serve? Those of us in the other 49 states are, frankly, puzzled by its very existence.
For those of you who have heard rumors, yes it actually exists- it's a state that rests on the Delmarva Peninsula, mainly to buffer the bulk of Eastern Shore Maryland from having a kickassedly massive shoreline. Blocks Pennsylvania from having one at all, in fact.
The big story out of the First State this year was not, in fact, the epic battle of Rino V Conservative. Nor was it the Big F'n Deal out of native son Biden's mouth. No, Delaware managed to highlight its uselessness. Facts below.
Fact #1-
It did not make a damn bit of difference who won the Senate race, proving its utter worthlessness in an election. O'Donnell was simply too goofy and needed to save $1 million for her new house and pay her back taxes, so the only real potential winners considering the primary candidates from either party were Castle and Coons. Coons was going to vote left. Castle was too. In the end, even if Christine had won, DADT and START still would have passed.
Useless, utterly useless.
Fact #2-
Delaware is New Jersey's New Jersey. Smell Wilmington and tell me I am wrong.
Fact #3-
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, brags about their adventures at the University of Delaware. Any photographic evidence in fact that the campus exists at all is sketchy- they could just be using a very, very big cardboard cutout.
Fact #4-
You are suckered into paying $10 to literally enter and leave the state when you are moving between the far more useful ones. $10 for 10 miles of driving, all without the hope of a surprise hummer from a truck stop hooker. No hope because the state takes about 20 minutes to walk through (yet an hour to drive on the 10 mile toll road) so there's no point in having a truck stop.
Fact #5-
It looks funny.
Fact #6-
Delaware is taking up prime real estate that could be used for more productive things, like an alternative to Yucca Mountain or a permanent monster truck rally.
All of these facts in total prove the obvious- something needs to be done about this "Delaware" before its pointlessness spreads.
Delaware's most famous (and ONLY) appearance in modern film:
btw..Open Thread.
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Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 09:16 AM (Wqfrr)
As for Wilmington, we can smell it here in PA. That's why they built the 495 bypass -- to make it easier to skirt the joint.
Posted by: joncelli Nostradamus at December 29, 2010 09:16 AM (MLQL2)
Posted by: Nighthawk at December 29, 2010 09:16 AM (02uN6)
Posted by: FU52 at December 29, 2010 09:17 AM (BSVaa)
Posted by: Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz at December 29, 2010 09:17 AM (IagSb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2010 09:18 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: joncelli Nostradamus at December 29, 2010 09:18 AM (MLQL2)
Posted by: joncelli Nostradamus at December 29, 2010 01:18 PM
East CT.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2010 09:21 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2010 09:23 AM (M9Ie6)
OTOH Dover AFB in Delaware is the first stop our servicemen killed in combat make when they return to the U.S.
Speaking of which "Taking Chance" is an amazing movie- hard to take but SOOO worth it
starring Kevin BACON...
Posted by: Dave at December 29, 2010 09:24 AM (tG4br)
Posted by: Nighthawk at December 29, 2010 09:24 AM (02uN6)
CAC - you have set the groundwork for the eventual annexation of R.I, DE, and CT through a wicked gerrymander. The new enclave will be called Praetoria.
Posted by: journolist at December 29, 2010 09:24 AM (LwLqV)
So you were feeling cold? Needed to throw some gasoline on the smoldering coals?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at December 29, 2010 09:25 AM (0q2P7)
I think AoSHQ needs a Christine O'Donnell corollary along the lines of Godwin's Law:
Any attempt to invoke Christine O'Donnell with the intention of sending the blog into a flaming tailspin will be recognized as such and the offending party shall be deprived of all Val-u-Rite.
Or something like that.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 29, 2010 09:25 AM (fLHQe)
Posted by: SoCalMe at December 29, 2010 09:26 AM (bKnnS)
Posted by: journolist at December 29, 2010 09:27 AM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at December 29, 2010 09:28 AM (02uN6)
MD gave up its valuable swamp land to make DC oh so many years ago ...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2010 01:18 PM (yQWNf)
Arlington County and Alexandria City in Virginia once were part of DC, but they were ceded back to Virginia in 1847. With this as precedent, whenever libtards demand that DC become a state, the proper response is to demand that DC be ceded back to Maryland, from whence it came. Perhaps Maryland would gain one or two Representatives as a result, but no new Senators would be created.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 09:28 AM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: InCali at December 29, 2010 09:28 AM (6splf)
Hey, while we're at it, can we do something about NH and VT? Merge them or something?
Have Maine absorb them?
Give them to Canada?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 29, 2010 09:28 AM (fLHQe)
Posted by: Irving Berlin at December 29, 2010 09:28 AM (QgmBR)
Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 09:29 AM (IDL9N)
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 01:28 PM
We'd rather have DE.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2010 09:30 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Chris Christie at December 29, 2010 09:30 AM (UpqKo)
Hey, while we're at it, can we do something about NH and VT? Merge them or something?
Have Maine absorb them?
I think that's the way it originally was.
Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 29, 2010 09:33 AM (bmOHi)
Posted by: Y-not is watching her romantic getaway get buried under a blanket of snow at December 29, 2010 09:33 AM (IDL9N)
I hate Delaware.
Posted by: Paul Zummo at December 29, 2010 09:34 AM (1HNUX)
I've been laid in Delaware too many times to say bad things about it.
Ok, one bad thing- It's too close to Philly.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 09:35 AM (vKeGu)
Posted by: toby928™ at December 29, 2010 09:36 AM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Grayson at December 29, 2010 09:37 AM (A7AFX)
Posted by: Grayson at December 29, 2010 01:37 PM
You forgot NY,MA, and IL.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 29, 2010 09:38 AM (yQWNf)
I thought the call for a Delaware flame thread to distract from teh ghey flame thread was just a joke?!?
There's a Flaming Famer's Thread going on?
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 09:39 AM (vKeGu)
Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 01:29 PM (IDL9N)
I hadn't seen that Trololo guy before until that link appeared in the sidebar. Then I chain clicked to the Trololo Cat and almost pissed myself.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 29, 2010 09:41 AM (fLHQe)
DC has the largest Democrat majority of any State (though DC is not a state) and that should be proof enough that Dems are the wrong side.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at December 29, 2010 09:41 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 29, 2010 09:43 AM (fLHQe)
OTOH Dover AFB in Delaware is the first stop our servicemen killed in combat make when they return to the U.S.
Yeah? So what? That's a federal base, separate from the stinkin' landmass that is Delaware. I pronounce your point to be a .....FAIL.
In it's defense I will say that the people in Delaware are very nice. On one of our trips through the state our car broke down (at night) and we ended up having to get it towed to a repair shop and spend the night in a hotel waiting for it to open the next day. Everybody we met during that little adventure was very friendly and helpful.
Yeah? And what did they say was wrong with your car? Was the transbearing axel grease starting to slip? Was the flux shifting undercarriage differential out of alignment? Good thing they fixed that right up for ya! FAIL.
Gov Chris Christie graduated from U of D ....
That's a God damned filthy lie. I'd give you a sound trashing with my walking stick, and then pronounce you a filthy, Delaware promoting FAIL.
Posted by: ed at December 29, 2010 09:44 AM (QLhy5)
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, brags about their adventures at the University of Delaware.
Even I had my way with that wussy-ass "fighting" blue hen!
--The Chicken
Posted by: NC Ref at December 29, 2010 09:50 AM (kExDH)
That smell is actually the growth barns of Avondale, Pa., "Mushroom Capital of the World," just across the border from Wilmington.
Only one thing goes into mushrooms.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 29, 2010 09:53 AM (A4kcb)
" ... whenever libtards demand that DC become a state, the proper response is to demand that DC be ceded back to Maryland, from whence it came."
Some years ago, George Will proposed shrinking the District of Columbia to the area immediately surrounding the Mall, the Capitol, and the White House - the area in which the federal government actually does its work. Under this proposal, the District would be a tiny enclave within Washington, rather like the Vatican is within Rome. Everything else would be returned to Maryland. Naturally, this proposal got nowhere, but I think it's the best solution to the DC situation.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 29, 2010 10:01 AM (VrNoa)
No more. . .no less.
Posted by: looking closely at December 29, 2010 10:01 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: Tushar at December 29, 2010 10:04 AM (AuqCZ)
Posted by: Y-not is watching her romantic getaway get buried under a blanket of snow at December 29, 2010 01:33 PM
Shouting and complaining won't help improve the awesome job I do giving press conferences about how hard I'm working. How was I to know that if could snow 2 ft deep with gale force winds? Don't yell at me, go see a Broadway show, that'll make all the difference
Posted by: Mike B+loomb+erg at December 29, 2010 10:05 AM (vdfwz)
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, brags about their adventures at the University of Delaware.
Even I had my way with that wussy-ass "fighting" blue hen!
--The Chicken
Posted by: NC Ref
Yeah , keep telling people that.
And when I said that I respected you, and you believed it, that was cute.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:07 AM (1O93r)
Look on the 10Q sections of the finance sites, and you'll see "ABC, a Delaware corporation, Whale Oil Co, a Delaware corporation"
Many that aren't Delaware corporations are Nevada corporations, and most have no physical presence in those states
Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 10:08 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Dell at December 29, 2010 10:09 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: eman
Exactly. Short comment, short state.
1. Chris Christie did graduate from Univ of Del.
but then so did Biteme Biden and I, so that isn't saying much I suppose.
2. We have scrapple here. We even have an apple/scrapple festival for it.
The politics and the most expensive piece of I-95 aren't not exactly good points.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:09 AM (1O93r)
Posted by: Scott Hunter at December 29, 2010 10:11 AM (1kwr2)
Look on the 10Q sections of the finance sites, and you'll see "ABC, a Delaware corporation, Whale Oil Co, a Delaware corporation"
Many that aren't Delaware corporations are Nevada corporations, and most have no physical presence in those states
Posted by: kbdabear
For those that remember the Get Smart show, they once showed a broadcast of CHAOS boasting that they were going to destroy/take over the world. They finished with, "CHAOS, a Delaware corporation". That should be our state slogan right there.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:12 AM (1O93r)
but then so did Biteme Biden and I, so that isn't saying much I suppose.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 02:09 PM
Not saying much? It's a big fuckin' deal pal!
Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at December 29, 2010 10:14 AM (vdfwz)
For those who doubt this, please consult the arrest reports for that day week and the new public obscenity laws.
I'd say more, but violating blood oaths is serious business.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:14 AM (1O93r)
If you have to drive between DC and NY, the only sign you get of Delaware's existence is that you have to drive across the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Good thing they call it that, else people will completely forget that Delaware exists.
Posted by: Tushar at December 29, 2010 02:04 PM (AuqCZ)
The "Delaware" in Delaware Memorial Bridge refers to the river, not the state.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 10:15 AM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: Mac Gootbone at December 29, 2010 10:15 AM (XCSw/)
Grew up in CT, used hitch from UCONN to see a girl at UDEL, and currently live in RI - so this thread is the trifecta for me.
RI exists to give mobsters (and their pet politicians) a safe place to live (Providence is still about as mobbed up a city as you'll find nowadays). After all, a recent mayor of Providence was a guy named "Buddy" who served jail time (and this after dodging another close call from the cops).. It's probably the most liberal and screwed up (but I repeat myself) place we've lived in. OTOH, it is close enough to The Boss's family that she can visit them whenever she wants, and far enough from mine (they're both in CT) so that they almost never visit us. And the beaches are nice.
Posted by: RightWingProf at December 29, 2010 10:16 AM (UOcNk)
Remember too that the Revolutionary War wouldn't have been won without DE's DuPont gunpowder. I don't have a British accent or a Queen because of the DuPont Co. Thanks DE!!!
Posted by: Scott Hunter at December 29, 2010 02:11 PM (1kwr2)
The DuPont family emigrated to the U.S. during the height of The French Revolution and the DuPont Company wasn't founded until 1802. There was no DuPont gunpowder in the American Revolution. Apart from this historical inaccuracy, I concur with your sentiments.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 10:19 AM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 10:21 AM (m37Ua)
For those that remember the Get Smart show, they once showed a broadcast of CHAOS boasting that they were going to destroy/take over the world. They finished with, "CHAOS, a Delaware corporation". That should be our state slogan right there.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 02:12 PM (1O93r)
No doubt Kratos would approve. Hell, he's probably on the BOD.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 10:21 AM (Wqfrr)
I do not give a rip about what Delaware "did" 200 years ago.
I want a justification for Delaware's existence NOW. You Delaware lovers have failed miserably to do so.
Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 02:21 PM (m37Ua)
If we fail to do so, nothing will change. On the other hand, if California continues to fail to justify its existence, it will revert to being Alta California and return to the sway of its Mexican overlords.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 29, 2010 10:27 AM (Wqfrr)
Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 10:44 AM (iYbLN)
I want a justification for Delaware's existence NOW. You Delaware lovers have failed miserably to do so.
Posted by: CAC at December 29, 2010 02:21 PM (m37Ua)
I already did. Scrapple. And someone else mentioned punkin chunkin. As for clownifornia, go read one of Victor Davis Hansen's eulogies regarding the 'golden' state.
Nice stem cell research program ya got going on. Pity about the potholes. And I forgot about the $500 million dollar school in L.A. (former hotel). Nice. Who negotiated that deal for ya? Christine O'Donnell or Mike Castle?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:48 AM (1O93r)
Posted by: mpfs
We declared our independence from the Quaker oatlords prior to the Revolution.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:49 AM (1O93r)
...hee-larious.
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 29, 2010 10:50 AM (l1KFP)
...hee-larious.
Posted by: Jeff B
According to that link, it's the same group that caused the first investigation. Whether the campaign can pay her a salary was never in doubt. Whether there are such things as illegal versus legal payouts would be the only question. It will be interesting to see whether buying burgers at a bowling alley will get:
A. the same
B. less
C. more
than Obama's college transcripts, Kerreys' military records or any of the Obamacare spending remains to be seen.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 29, 2010 10:56 AM (1O93r)
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Posted by: MM at December 29, 2010 12:13 PM (/lrOn)
DELAWARE!!
and of course throwing darts in O'Friels in Wilmington drinking Black & Tans.
with a ValuRite chaser, of course.
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