1

Two words:  Mustang Ranch.

 

You're welcome.

2 Never use "snag some quickie" and "travel to Vegas" in the same post.

3 Oh I see. You can make it to Vegas for that, but you can't put together a moronpalooza there.

4 Yeah, we see how it is, now.

5 It's hobo season in Vegas?

6 Decided at the last minute?

Right.  I get the feeling that Vegas is on Ace's mind frequently.

7

Alright, guess I can call the NYPD now and get them to cancel that missing Ewoks report.

8 I am envious...

9 Just read that Digny Harry's supporters, all 35 of them , threw eggs at the Tea Part Express.  Yeah the violence is by the right.

10 Sarah Palin is hot

11 Stay there until Tuesday when I get there, and the beer is on me!

12 What can an Ewok do in Vegas?  Are they tall enough for the "rides"?

13 Be careful, Ace.  You know how vicious those right wing types can be.  Why, I wouldn't be suprised if some rabid Tea Partier tried to....shake your hand, or something.

14 Sarah Palin is hot

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 02:28 PM (Mmw0q)

Sarah Palin Is En Fuego !!

15 News Headline:

Coffin makes big speech at Searchlight Tea Party Rally.
Laying low to avoid Ace interview.

16 Breaking News:  Reported Pudding Outage in Vegas for reasons unknown.

17 Hope they'll be torches.  At least from 8:30 till 9:30.  Torchlight.

18
Hope to snag some quickie interviews.




Wait, does pillow talk with a hooker even count as an "interview"?

19 Nice. Have fun and good luck with the interviews.
Give Breitbart a mental high five from me if you cross his path, will ya'? That guy gives me hope.

20 Wait, does pillow talk with a hooker even count as an "interview"?

That would be an "exclusive interview" for Ace.

21 Is the 'Cuda wearing that hawt black leather biker jacket again?

22 Here come the tea-baggers. I can smell them a mile away.

23 O/T:  They are talking about Sarah Palin's campaign appearance for John McCain today on MSNBC.  

Here is the link. to the video.  She had a heckler and she handled that heckler well and then toward the middle of the clip she had a second heckler.  They are saying that the republicans squelched freedom of speech.  Figured I'd bring it here and give you guys a heads up on this one.  The situation occurs at about 8:08 the first heckler is at about 5:05,

I found it immediately on the MSNBC website under "latest video"

24 How to get "En Fuego"

25 You know of course that going to that Klan Rally in the desert puts you on my Enemy of the People list, Ace

I am all powerful, and you are the dogshit in my bike tire treads

26 Have a good, safe time, Ace.  Can't wait for the report and pictures.

Wish I could be there. 

27 The spit from the racist teabaggers caused the Hoover Dam to break and flood the camps of the poor Latino immigrants thrown out of their homes by Bush

28

Ask anyone who has been to a Klan rally, or a Geogre Wallace speech in 1964.

This is exactly the same thing.

P.S. Ann Coulter is white.

29 My new hash looks like a bizarre Hanson remix.

30

Not the guy who yells "en Fuego", just a guy standing in for the guy who yells "en fuego"

Ha Ha!

31

I am building a "ThoughtCrime Potential Assessment" for use by DHS - yeah I have gone over to the dark side from the big bucks.  Anyway, I am trying to collect a series of questions on current events that can be administered as sort of an "entrance exam" in the Re-education Camps to assess who among the inductees are the most serious ThoughtCrime Offenders.

The test must be easy to score, so I have set it up so that the first answer (A) is always the Progressive answer, or as I call it the "MSNBC" answer.  The second is neutral, based on not having heard anything about an embargoed subjuct, or what I call the "NPR" answer.  The third (C) is the "AoS Moron" answer - self-explanatory.  The scoring will be that if you answer any with "C", which is quaintly also known as the "right" answer, you have serious ThoughtCrime potential.  Only by demonstrating that you are either aware of the correct progressive answer, or blissfully unaware of the issue at all, will you be cleared and released to sin no more.  More than one "C" answer, and it's Room 101, I suspect.

Here are the ones I have so far:

1.  Ken Gladney is a:

A. Neo-nazi skinhead (i.e. conservative) who beat up some peaceful SEIU choir members who were raising their voices in song at a pro-ObamaCare rally.

B. Person of color who was beaten up by vicious Tea-Party supporters.

C. Patriotic American black man who was beaten up by SEIU goons for selling flags at a public "Town Hall" meeting held by a Democrat.

 

2. Joe Stack, the crazy loon who flew his private plane into an IRS office in Austin, Texas was a registered member of the:

A. Tea Party, and director of the local Sarah Palin fan club.

B. Republican Party.

C. Democratic Party

 

I am contracted to supply 20 questions, so can you Morons help a fellow gun-totin', Coulter-rote-quotin' skinhead out here?

32 Wait, does pillow talk with a hooker even count as an "interview"?

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 02:33 PM (t72+4)

Pillow talk?  You mean, when you're pushing her face into the pillow to muffle the screams, right?

33 My new hash looks like a bizarre Hanson remix.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 02:46 PM (Mmw0q)

(Mmw0q) , ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop

yeaaahhhh

Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Said oh yeaaaaahhhh-ahhhhh

34 Ace has been talking about a Las Vegas meeting soon.  I guess soon has arrived. And I so wanted wanted to go to Las vegas. *sniff*  Blows nose.

35 My new hash looks like a bizarre Hanson remix.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 02:46 PM (Mmw0q)

What's more disturbing is that Hanson is what came to your mind. 

Man card timeout.

36 Lots of hobos still in Vegas - it hasn't heated up yet. But it will be hot soon, and the hobo population will naturally decrease. Some may leave 'early' and not be missed. Just sayin'.

37 22 Wait, does pillow talk with a hooker even count as an "interview"?
  What's more important, is it deductible as a business expense?

38 Wish I could be there. Depends on what the definition of there is

39 (Mmw0q) , ba duba dop
Ba du bop, Ba du dop

yeaaahhhh

Ba du bop, Ba du dop
Ba du

Said oh yeaaaaahhhh-ahhhhh

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)

Red leader, dishonorably discharged...

40 Don't forget to break the windows at Reid's office. And, if you have time, do some racism.

41 While you are there, if you have any extra cash, have heard from people in Canada that they are buying up Vegas condos for like fifty grand and homes for 75 grand...but these people had all cash.   compared to previous values they say it is a huge percentage off.  Wondering if they were pulling my leg or if it could be true.

42

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)

--Well, thanks for sticking that moronic song in my head.

Editor, if you enunciate that hash out loud, it's almost impossible not to think of that one!

43 Am heading for the Searchlight Tea Party rally to see Palin...will probably hit the Vegas rally too (with Coulter).

You know, a fella could a have himself a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that kind of stuff.

44 O/T:  Is it my imagination or has the drudge report had the same page for two days?

45 I hope Coulter doesn't get arrested for insulting the Latvian croupiers.

46 Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 27, 2010 02:52 PM (I1/U/)

No time for that.  The 'Cuda chartered a helo and she's taking Ace on an aerial hobo-hunt when she's done speaking.

47 Don't forget, everybody: tonight is "Earth Hour."

Everyone's supposed to turn all lights off for one hour at 8:30 pm to defend against Global Warming.

...wait, did I say "Earth Hour"?  I meant "Self-Righteousness Hour."

48 47 O/T:  Is it my imagination or has the drudge report had the same page for two days?

Posted by: curious at March 27, 2010 02:55 PM (p302b)

Drudge was last seen being a popular cabin boy on a South Korean warship.

49

Red leader, dishonorably discharged...

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 02:51 PM (YX6i/)

Huh?

All morons report in.....

Red Leader, standing by......

50

Editor, if you enunciate that hash out loud, it's almost impossible not to think of that one!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 02:54 PM (Mmw0q)

Really?  Because this is what I hear:  Mmmm, wok. 

As in the Chinese wok.  You know, that you make food in?  Being a guy'n'all, I would think the food thing would come to mind first instead of some boy group or rather or something.

51 Will probably hit the Vegas rally too (with Coulter).

Ace will turn the light out, close his eyes, and pretend she's actually Hannah Giles

52 50 Don't forget, everybody: tonight is "Earth Hour."

Everyone's supposed to turn all lights off for one hour at 8:30 pm to defend against Global Warming.

...wait, did I say "Earth Hour"?  I meant "Self-Righteousness Hour."

Steal the sound systems from cars parked in AGW cultists hour

53 Did someone say Hannah Giles??

54 Posted by: Albus at March 27, 2010 02:56 PM (OaRvZ)

I'll celebrate by burning a pile of tires and killing a small, harmless animal with an assault rifle.

55

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 02:57 PM (sYxEE)

Why did you get to keep your cool hash, while they took my beloved "dcKUM" away?

I blame the racist teabaggers.

56
Red Leader, standing by......

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 02:57 PM (t72+4)

Red Leader, relieved of duty...

57
Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)

wat

58 Oh wow so Ace has a liaison with a pretty blond.   Well good for you Ace, you can be the sympathetic ear for all the crap the Canadians put her through.

59

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 02:57 PM (YX6i/)

You can't take my man card, idiot!

60 Keith Olbermann is;

A. The modern day Edward R Murrow speaking truth to power and exposing the lies of the teabagging right led by hate radio and Faux News

B. The guy with glasses whose show I've never seen

C. A nutjob baseball card collector who reads from Kos on the air and jerks off in the bathtub off the air

61
Ace will turn the light out, close his eyes, and pretend she's actually Hannah Giles

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 02:57 PM (sYxEE)

If it were me, I'd turn off the light and pretend she was Hannah Montana instead.

But, thats just me being me.

62

Why did you get to keep your cool hash, while they took my beloved "dcKUM" away?

I blame the racist teabaggers.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2010 03:02 PM (YUwnj)

Yeah, but now You with New Jersey.

63
I'm going to turn every light in the place on, barbq using real charcoal, benchmark all my computers at once, and do as much laundry as possible after burning the obligatory tire.

64

Red Leader, relieved of duty...

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 03:02 PM (YX6i/)

You just got Hanson rolled, beyotch.  ; )

65 Spell my name right, you moron!

66 60

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 02:57 PM (sYxEE)

Why did you get to keep your cool hash, while they took my beloved "dcKUM" away?

I blame the racist teabaggers.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2010 03:02 PM

I really don't know why. It's changed for reasons I can't figure, but survived numerous modem refreshes and two reinstalls of XP

67 Breaking: Ovomit announces 15 recess appointments, including Craig Becker, a labor DB.

68 If it were me, I'd turn off the light and pretend she was Hannah Montana instead.

But, thats just me being me.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 27, 2010 03:04 PM (t72+4)

At least the therapy has stopped you from dreaming about Punky Brewster.

69 I would set my house on fire at 2030hrs but I just moved in, maybe the house or two down the street.

70 I recommend an "after tea party" at the Spearmint Rhino.  Throw some of that crazy blog money on the stage.

71 *is jealous*

72 "72 Breaking: Ovomit announces 15 recess appointments, including Craig Becker, a labor DB. Posted by: RushBabe at March 27, 2010 03:06 PM (LKkE8"
Didn't I read somewhere that the republicans were warning him against amss seers appointments?   Geez between the executive orders and the recess appointments he is literally making the congress moot.

73 Okay.  I've put the coffee in me.  The hangover is dissipating quickly. 

Now I gotta go find where I left the wife.  Later.

74  My new hash looks like a bizarre Hanson remix.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 02:46 PM (Mmw0q)

What's more disturbing is that Hanson is what came to your mind. 

Man card timeout.

 

Hi Editor!  Hey, Logprof, you would be pleased to know that both you and Blazer made the top ten list of commenters we Seattle Morons would love to meet!

75 Ace makes an awful lot of last-minutes decisions. Only wish I could be so lucky... :sniff sniff:

76
Now I gotta go find where I left the wife.  Later.

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 03:09 PM (YX6i/)

She told me to tell you hi.





I keed, I keed.

77 77  Yes; 41 Repubs sent a letter asking him NOT to consider Becker who has been through three rounds of confirmation stuff and been shot down every time.  He's a real radical who's BIG on unions.

78 Sarah Palin is;

A. An over the hill former cheerleader who can't figure out a See N Spell, spends millions on her tacky clothes, and wants to soak the Pacific in oil spills

B. The cute lady with the glasses who ran as VP

C. MILF of the century

79

Hi Editor!  Hey, Logprof, you would be pleased to know that both you and Blazer made the top ten list of commenters we Seattle Morons would love to meet!

Posted by: runningrn at March 27, 2010 03:09 PM (CfmlF)

Michael In MI was number one, but he accidentally locked himself in the fifth stall at the Minneapolis airport.

80 PJTV has a live feed on their site.  You'll probably have to register to get to it.  But here's the link:

http://tinyurl.com/yc6epje

81 She told me to tell you hi.





I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 03:10 PM (t72+4)

I'll have you know, my uncle told me I must have some real anger issues (even if I don't show it) from my dad being a queer and probably looking for something or someone to take it out on. 

82 anyway, i gotta go pick up the wife from her knitting class. 

83 Interesting the TSA guy withdrew his name yesterday.  Maybe that was the clue that all these appointments were coming and maybe the guy felt if he wasn't confirmed by Congress that he was letting himself in for a big headache.  A lot of the nominees have withdrawn since he took office.  Usually they say that the confirmation process is taking too long and they need to get on with their lives, and then bow out.  And I'm thinking breathe a sigh of relief.

84

Michael In MI was number one, but he accidentally locked himself in the fifth stall at the Minneapolis airport.

 

Ha!  That's funny, cause TexasJew, your name was mentioned too!

85

I'll have you know, my uncle told me I must have some real anger issues (even if I don't show it) from my dad being a queer and probably looking for something or someone to take it out on. 

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 03:13 PM (YX6i/)

Hi! I'm Bart Stupak and I'm running for Congress..

86 Ok, I no sooner post that than PJTV loses their video.  All I'm getting now is audio.  Sarah Palin just being introduced.

87 Name dropper.

88 87 Thanks Tami! Just in time for Sarah on stage

89 Editor, tell your wife I said "hi".  It's beautiful outside!! 

90

Tami,

Palin is on Fox now

91

Two words:  Mustang Ranch.

 Wrong end of the state.  But I'm sure there's plenty of tail to be procured in Vegas, without resorting to paying out the hard-earned webad $$ for it.  I'm sure that "Blogger of the Year" credential would make at least some of the chicks swoon...

92 PJTV video is back.

93 How come Red Leader is always getting the lovin?

94

Mark Steyn on David Frum:

I’ve shared op-ed space with David in at least three countries. He’s a much smarter guy than I, and he’ll be around a lot longer. But there’s a strong sense of diminishing returns about these Frum flaps. David is becoming famous only for attacking fellow conservatives – Novak and Buchanan back in his end-to-evil days; then, Rush, Glenn, Sean and Sarah Palin; last weekend, it was Michelle Malkin for not mentioning his website by its name; and now AEI.
At this rate, heÂ’ll be picking fights with Barbara Bush by late spring.

95

Hi! I'm Bart Stupak and I'm running for Congress..

 

 

Hi I'm Fart Stupak, a disengenuous, lying turd who's about to be flushed down in November...

96

I'll have you know, my uncle told me I must have some real anger issues (even if I don't show it) from my dad being a queer and probably looking for something or someone to take it out on. 

Posted by: Editor at March 27, 2010 03:13 PM (YX6i/)

I you need someone to talk to about those issues, I'm right here for ya' pal.



That'll be $100 an hour, cash, Visa or Mastercard. No checks please.

97 Charles Johnson is;

A. A former far-right gadfly who saw the hate and ignorance on that side and bravely moved to the moderate center. His defection was a staggering blow to the Right

B. An offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

98 Hey, Logprof, you would be pleased to know that both you and Blazer made the top ten list of commenters we Seattle Morons would love to meet!

Posted by: runningrn at March 27, 2010 03:09 PM (CfmlF)

Hey runningrn, I would love to see Seattle again.  The one time I was there I saw much more of the Olympic Peninsula than the city itself.

If Blazer and I can both make it some time, Haiti will be out of bounds as a topic!

99

Ha!  That's funny, cause TexasJew, your name was mentioned too!

Posted by: runningrn at March 27, 2010 03:15 PM (CfmlF)

No doubt as "most likely to supply the rubber tarp".

100 This is so exciting I just sent Ace a little walking around money. Don't piss it all down the slots, Ace. Give Breitbart a slow wet kiss for me.

101 Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2010 03:15 PM (VuLos)

Try this

102
Who is the Seattle moron with the cam that sounds like Homer Simpson?

Nice noir footage, btw.

103 Plus, Obumbles poll numbers down again: http://tinyurl.com/ykmovxp

104

 

Hope to snag some quickie sweet thangs interviews.

105
How come Red Leader is always getting the lovin?

Posted by: Gold Leader at March 27, 2010 03:18 PM (cvmTR)

Gold Leader was zapped by Darth Vader while making the Death Star trench run, thats why.

Coffee is for f'ckin' closers.

106 Don't forget that tonight is "Punch A Hippie In The Throat Hour" - turn on all your lights, run the furnace/AC at full blast with the windows open, leave the car idling in the driveway, burn your yard waste, and grill up the biggest cuts of animal flesh you can find! Do your part to help the world fight the arrogant hypocracy and smug idiocy that infests our world!

107 Charles Johnson is;

A. A former far-right gadfly who saw the hate and ignorance on that side and bravely moved to the moderate center. His defection was a staggering blow to the Right

B. An offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 03:19 PM (sYxEE)

D. #1 pick in next year's fantasy drafts.

108 David Frum is;

A. A rare conservative intellectual who is bravely if unsuccessfully trying to get the GOP to face the reality that government is our salvations

B. Was he on American Idol?

C. The Lord Haw Haw of the GOP

109 I think I have to make a quick run today and charge a few $$ on my American credit card.  There's just not enough decent food to be had.

110 @ 104 Charles Johnson is;

A. A former far-right gadfly who saw the hate and ignorance on that side and bravely moved to the moderate center. His defection was a staggering blow to the Right

B. An offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

--------

D. Insignificant

111

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 03:20 PM (ch+Fr)

 

If you think that stinks, you should get a whiff of me!

112 Suddenly, this thread has turned into the Kaplan SAT Review.

113 Oh my, CNN is carrying Sarah.  I bet heads are exploding at DU. 

114 Charles Johnson is;

A. A former far-right gadfly who saw the hate and ignorance on that side and bravely moved to the moderate center. His defection was a staggering blow to the Right

B. An offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 03:19 PM (sYxEE)

D. #1 pick in next year's fantasy drafts.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2010 03:23 PM (Mmw0q)

E. This generation's Ansel Adams, the next lance Armstrong , Calendar pioneer and ruthless Nazi Hunter all rolled into one.

115 118 @ 104 Charles Johnson is;

A. A former far-right gadfly who saw the hate and ignorance on that side and bravely moved to the moderate center. His defection was a staggering blow to the Right

B. An offensive tackle for the Indianapolis Colts

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

--------

D. Insignificant






E. Cockholster

116
all rolled into one.

That explains teh fat.

117 Taking any pudding?

118 Joe Biden is;

A. A foreign policy expert who brings years of expertise to the administration.

B. The bald guy with Obama

C. A boob who is put out there to make Obama look like a brainiac in comparison

119 @ 121 Oh my, CNN is carrying Sarah.  I bet heads are exploding at DU....

....and at my aunt's house.

120
Ok, after watching Homer's videos, we can only assume that the Seattle Meetup was held in a cave.  Is that correct?

121

If you think that stinks, you should get a whiff of me!

Posted by: Fart Stoolpack at March 27, 2010 03:26 PM (CfmlF)

If you think New Jersey stinks, you should get a whiff of me !

122 Obama is :

A. A Marxist

B. See A

C. Both A and B

123

 Stanley Ann Dunham is:

A. The Virgin Mother of our Secular Lord and Savior.

 

Haha!  I lol'd at that one!

124 Coffee Coffin is for f'ckin' closers.

fify

125
Ok, after watching Homer's videos, we can only assume that the Seattle Meetup was held in a cave.  Is that correct?

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 03:29 PM (ch+Fr)

.....or the event horizon of a very large black hole.

126

Ok, after watching Homer's videos, we can only assume that the Seattle Meetup was held in a cave.  Is that correct?
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 03:29 PM (ch+Fr)

I thought that they were in the Big Room at Carlsbad Caverns out here.

I think I saw some bat guano in the third video..

127 128
Ok, after watching Homer's videos, we can only assume that the Seattle Meetup was held in a cave.  Is that correct?

 

Pretty much--we were involved in a covert operation with the Brazillians.  Ask Chem Jeff about his highly combustible interaction with the Brazillian operative cleverly disguised as a waitress...

128 Fifteen phony products — including a gasoline-powered alarm clock — won a label from the government certifying them as energy efficient in a test of the federal "Energy Star" program.

Investigators concluded the program is "vulnerable to fraud and abuse."

129

128 Ok, after watching Homer's videos, we can only assume that the Seattle Meetup was held in a cave.  Is that correct?

I heard a certain Moron did not wish to been seen. May have been the same fellow who was flirting outrageously with a Brazilian waitress. But that's just heresay from the M&Ms who were there.

_{/They were kidding somewhat...}

130 Ace is that you in the crowd that keeps ringing the cowbell?  Because I keep hearing one during every break for applause...

131
Chem Jeff about his highly combustible interaction with the Brazillian operative cleverly disguised as a waitress...

I'm guessing there was also alcohol in this cavern.

132 Never mind...

133

.....or the event horizon of a very large black hole.

 

 

Why you racist jerk, they weren't anywhere near me!

134

Ace has been spotted:

http://tinyurl.com/yb832w2

135 I just sent Ace a couple of bucks. I hope he uses it on that midget chick with three tits at the Chicken Ranch

136 Andrew Sullivan is;

A. A center right gay columnist who is braving daily death threats to uncover the truth of Trig Palin's parentage.

B. The real life inspiration for Mr Garrison on South Park

C. An explorer who is presently on an expedition to discover the source of the Alimentary Canal

137 anybody got a crowd # estimate for me?

Putting up an article now.......estimates?????????????????

138
Ace is that you in the crowd that keeps ringing the cowbell?  Because I keep hearing one during every break for applause...

Posted by: tdpwells at March 27, 2010 03:33 PM (Ei3oZ)

No, close, its was actually a triangle he was ringing for someone to bring him some hobo meat.

139

I heard a certain Moron did not wish to been seen. May have been the same fellow who was flirting outrageously with a Brazilian waitress. But that's just heresay from the M&Ms who were there.

 

What happens in Seattle, stays in Seattle!  (You all should come out here some time.  We are known for our mountains and caves, oh and alcohol, copious amounts of alcohol.)

140 145 Andrew Sullivan is;

A. A center right gay columnist who is braving daily death threats to uncover the truth of Trig Palin's parentage.

B. The real life inspiration for Mr Garrison on South Park

C. An explorer who is presently on an expedition to discover the source of the Alimentary Canal

 

Kbdabear, you are en fuego!  You are making me lol!  You had me at "the real liffe inspiration for Mr. Garrison..."

141 Tom Spanksit is stuck on stupid. From evil Fox News:

While promoting his new HBO series "Pacific," [Tom] Hanks said that racism was at the root of World War II, and that the U.S. was out to annihilate the Japanese "because they were different."

"Does that sound familiar to what's going on today?" Mr. Hanks asked on MSNBC, suggesting that racist motives are also driving the war on terror.

Does little Tommy even know who started the war in the Pacific? I'm guessing in his tiny little mind it must have been evil white men.

142 149 Sorry, "Link also says..."

143 How is that lady forming sentences without a teleprompter? I don't get it.

144 Putting up an article now.......estimates?????????????????

Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 27, 2010 03:35 PM (5r0Tz)

I saw a 20,000 estimate.  But I'm also reading on another site that people are stuck in a huge traffic jam.

145

Latest siting of Ace

tinyurl.com/2rrub3

 

146 saw Sarah this morning in Phoenix at the McCain rally, she was fabulous! pics at my site. The crowd went wild when McCain said Sarah was heading to Searchlight afterward. Booyahh!

147 >>Does little Tommy even know who started the war in the Pacific? I'm guessing in his tiny little mind it must have been evil white men.

We were asking for it, looking all sexy and shit.

148

C. A dick who spends his time riding a bicycle, sans seat, purposely running over chuck holes,taking bad pictures, googling his own name, and posts links to other stories on his dying blog.

 

FTFY

149

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2010 03:33 PM (9Wv2j)

--Oh, but we can be sure Cap and Trade will put energy in good hands.

150

What happens in Seattle, stays in Seattle!  (You all should come out here some time.  We are known for our mountains and caves, oh and alcohol, copious amounts of alcohol.)

Posted by: runningrn at March 27, 2010 03:36 PM (CfmlF)

I would, however I'm scared pgis will abduct me, tie me up and keep me in her basement with her rabid guard cheetah, just like she did ghengis.

151 So what did you Seattle morons say when you saw the Cloverfield monster?

152 Haha, there's apparently a 1 mile parking lot on I-95 of cars trying to get to the Palin event - guy on Fox just reported.

153 Ace sees the doctor in Vegas.

http://tiny.cc/r1nib

154 curious at March 27, 2010 02:39 PM (p302b)

I was there, in fact, Sarah made a point to praise our freedom of speech, like the idiot used, she didnt say idiot though...

dont listen to the pinheads on MSNBC,

no one else in America is listening to them..

the second idiot was screaming about the truth in the Middle East and Israel..he looked like 17...

Sarah praised our right to free speech and expression and dissent and made it a point to stress we should not buy into the lamestream media 'bunk' about the violence of tea party patriots, and how we all refer to oue VOTES when we are fighting...

betcha Msnbc left that out huh?

155 146 anybody got a crowd # estimate for me?

Putting up an article now.......estimates?????????????????
Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 27, 2010 03:35 PM

A few dozen maybe, all paid by the insurance companies and big oil to be there. Not one black person was seen, only old white homophobes

156 Ace sees the doctor in Vegas. I'd hit it. What?

157 So, according to some twat on CNN, there are maybe hundreds....well, at least "dozens" of people here at Searchlight. 

158 20,000? Any link to that? I need some pics too!!

159 Did Ace bring pudding??

160
A few dozen maybe, all paid by the insurance companies and big oil to be there. Not one black person was seen, only old white homophobes

Posted by: The MSM at March 27, 2010 03:43 PM (sYxEE)

You're right, not anything like the pro-immigration rally last Sunday where hundreds millions of decent hard working undocumented workers descended upon our nations capitol, demanding amnesty.

Back to you Brian.

161 So what did you Seattle morons say when you saw the Cloverfield monster?

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2010 03:40 PM (YUwnj)

Bought him a beer and registered him as a Republican, of course.

162 Good thing Rick Sanchez wasn't near Searchlight.......

163 20,000? Any link to that? I need some pics too!!

Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 27, 2010 03:48 PM (5r0Tz)

I can't remember where I saw it.  The guy on FOX gave an estimate of > 10,000 and also spoke about the traffic jam on I-95.

Free Republic has a live thread going with lots of pics from people who are there. 

This was just posted by on Free Republic by someone who is there:

WeÂ’ve been stuck in traffic for 45 minutes. ItÂ’s backed up for miles. WeÂ’re now about two miles from the gate. Received a call from Amy a few minutes ago. She was coming from the other direction. Said they closed the gate because theyÂ’re full. No more room for parking on the property. They say they already have twice the crowd they thought theyÂ’d have. Hundreds if not thousands are being turned away. Cars are parked on the shoulders on both sides of the highway for about three miles out and the people are walking in. If we can get to the gate or close to it, Chris will drop me off and IÂ’ll ride in on my powerchair and Chris and Sheila can drive on to Searchlight for lunch and they can pick me up later. Looks like IÂ’ve missed Sarah Palin, though.

164
Good thing Rick Sanchez wasn't near Searchlight.......

Posted by: crowsting at March 27, 2010 03:50 PM (Byare)

Only because somebody had the foresight to hide his car keys.

165 Today's Tea Party rally in Searchlight NV is;

A. The desperate gathering of astroturfed ignoramuses who can't see past their racism to understand how the Obama administration is the best thing that ever happened to mankind

B. A bunch of white people who all went there to meet the extraterrestrials after making a sculpture of a rock tower with their mashed potatoes

C. A spontaneous rendesvouz of people who don't know why they're there but they have an overwhelming urge to be there. It all started when Ace heard this ghostly voice saying "if you build it, they will come"

166 Posted by: Andreeuhh Bitchell, EnBeeCee at March 27, 2010 03:49 PM (t72+4)

I swear Andreduhh is stalking Sarah Palin.

167
Awesome, here's the dem 'counter protest' -

About 35 Reid supporters had lined Highway 95 in front of the Nugget Casino

168 Amen Blazer.......lol

169
Awesome, here's the dem 'counter protest' -

About 35 Reid supporters had lined Highway 95 in front of the Nugget Casino

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 03:52 PM (ch+Fr)

And those were probably just the usual gambling addicts who stand outside the casino on any given day begging for money.

170 162 Haha, there's apparently a 1 mile parking lot on I-95 of cars trying to get to the Palin event - guy on Fox just reported.
Posted by: tdpwells at March 27, 2010 03:40 PM

That would be U.S. 95, not I-95. Don't give the douchenozzles any reason to claim that you're lying or stupid

171
Heh.  The WSJ uses Pinch as the poster boy for girly men.

172 Andrew Breitbart is speaking now. 

173 People love to venture out to see and hear a quitter.

174 Just got an email from Carl Levin, one of my senators. He was touting the bill passed last Thursday and the $143 billion in savings, blah, blah, blah. I sent him a nice reply explaining that he was a liar and that if I am still in Michigan when he comes up for reelection, I will be actively working for his retirement. I also told him there wasn't enough money in the world that would make me vote for the democrat party for any reason. There was a lot more but I doubt I'll be hearing from him again.

175 HAHA! Breitbart is upping his offer to $100,000!

176

"The guy on FOX gave an estimate of > 10,000 and also spoke about the traffic jam on I-95."

I love it.  Apparently local authorities got their anticipated crowd estimates from the MSM.  Recall - earlier in the week, they thought it wouldn't be any problem

177

Supporters of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid staged a counter-protest today in Searchlight, Nevada, the SenatorÂ’s hometown.  Reid supporters gathered just down the road from the launching point of the Tea Party Express tour, and when Breitbart happened upon them, he was met with threats of violence.  At least one protester threw an egg at Brietbart, missing him.  Eggs were also thrown at the Tea Party Express bus.

To add insult to insult, Reid supporters called the police to report that Breitbart had provoked an incident.

178

To add insult to insult, Reid supporters called the police to report that Breitbart had provoked an incident.

Posted by: incognito at March 27, 2010 03:58 PM (u6X4c)

I hope the police asked the Reid supporters, "And what..you just happened to have eggs on ya?"

179

"And those were probably just the usual gambling addicts who stand outside the casino on any given day begging for money."

Actually is the NV Gambling Commission and their staff.

180

You know what guys? I can see Harry Reid's house and him jerking off on the toilet while taking a dump from here.



Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

181 This is last minute for those of you who aren't in the TexasMoron group, but there is a Moron meet-up tonight in San Antonio at 7:00 PM. e-mail catmman@hotmail.com for details

182 Rick Sanchez is;

A. CNN's proud symbol of Latino pride and an outspoken advocate for the underprivileged

B. Some dude in a boy band

C. Winner of the Ted Kennedy "Excellence in Driving" award who loves the little people as long as they're not near his car

183 192 Oh, crap. I'd only be able to get there now if I had the Tardis.

184 Contessa Brewer is;

A. The anchorette I most like to jerk off to

B.  The coffee shop that just went out of business

C. A fatass bitch who's about as bright as a 2 watt bulb

185
Oh, crap. I'd only be able to get there now if I had the Tardis.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 04:05 PM (yfJ6g)

Would you like to borrow my luckdragon ?

186
San Antonio?  We have the NCAAs, Comicpalooza, and the High Caliber Gunshow going on in Houston and you guys pick SA?

tha fuu....

187 195, I think you can fit an "All of the Above" in there.

188 Megyn Kelly is;

A. An Aryan spokesbimbo for Faux News who always interrupts the smart people who are just trying to educate the idiots who watch Faux

B. One of those hot blondes on Fox News

C. The ideal of Moronette womanhood, who quashed our fantasies of being the father of her child

189 198 Exactly.

190

Sarah Palin Is En Fuego !!

Posted by: Not the guy who yells "en Fuego", just a guy standing in for the guy who yells "en fuego" at March 27, 2010 02:30 PM (t72+4)

I've been missing him pretty hard, but if I find out he's in Vegas going after Palin, he can come home to la cama en fuego!

191

"San Antonio?  We have the NCAAs, Comicpalooza, and the High Caliber Gunshow going on in Houston and you guys pick SA?"

I'm in DFW.  Houston would not only have been closer for me, but a better compromise among all three cities, ie distance traveled.

192
I think you can fit an "All of the Above" in there.

Posted by: eman at March 27, 2010 04:12 PM (3fzoU)

From what I hear, you can fit a whole lot more than that in there too. Rumor has it, all ten of our Nimitz class carriers can go through those straits side by side without even trading paint.

193 Bring your jacket. It's cold and windy here in Henderson.

194 The Huffington Post is;

A. The wildly successful online opinion and hard news site and the new wave of honest journalism envisioned by it's brilliant founder Arianna Huffington

B. The site that lady who sounds like Zsa Zsa Gabor keeps plugging on the news talk shows

C. Proof in writing that Hollywood actors, writers, directors, and their groupies are actually dumber and nuttier than you thought they were

195 I could have made Houston too, I'm about 2 hours out tops.

196
Well, to be fair we probably need to have regional meetups in Texas.   Can't ask the panhandlers and El Pasoans to make it to Houston.

But still, San Antone?  I don't get it...

197 Just read that Digny Harry's supporters, all 35 of them , threw eggs at the Tea Part Express.  Yeah the violence is by the right.

They're all SEIU and probably stole the eggs from the Tropicana Casino and Hotel cafeteria, being low-class thieving Democrats and all that.

198 Gold Leader was zapped by Darth Vader while making the Death Star trench run, thats why.

Coffee is for f'ckin' closers.

Posted by: Blazer at March 27, 2010 03:22 PM (t72+4)

Um, Red Leader got zapped 5 minutes later.

199 208 Waco would have worked as well, though there's not as much to do there. But I think that would have been a better driving distance.

200
Um, Red Leader got zapped 5 minutes later.

Neither of them ever made the Kessel Run in 18 parsecs.

201
Why isn't McCain getting booed offstage?

You can tell he doesn't mean a word of what he's saying.

202 Ted Nugent lives in Waco, plenty to do at his casa.

203 OT but I saw that Coffee party shit on CNN in the hardware store and take it as a sign that the majority of Americans still hate this POS healthcare bill. I also think all this BS about Congresscritters being afraid of attempts on their life is just an excuse for the to hide from their constituents like they have been all year now.

204
Neither of them ever made the Kessel Run in 18 parsecs.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 27, 2010 04:22 PM (ch+Fr)

That's cuz they fell victim to Imperial Health Care.

205

Um, Red Leader got zapped 5 minutes later.

Posted by: Gold Leader at March 27, 2010 04:21 PM (cvmTR)

I model myself after Wedge Antilles, fellow Corellian of Han Solo who led the assault and victory on the much larger and much, much more powerful second Death Star at the Battle of Endor as Red Leader who liberated ace and his fellow ewoks, not that f'ckin' loser.

206 Does this helmet make me look fat?

207 #213 A current employee of Princeton University.

208 I heard that Stacey McCain was attending.  That brings the raaaaacism up to Memphis 1968 levels.

209

"Ted Nugent lives in Waco, plenty to do at his casa."

GWB's ranch is near there too.  I went twice as counter protesters.  Mizz Sheehan was there one of those times.  Good times.

210
Does this helmet make me look fat?

Posted by: Boba Fett at March 27, 2010 04:27 PM (3fzoU)

You look great Boba. How do I look in this flight suit? Are my lovehandles and saddlebags showing?

211

Sorry -- made a last minute decision to travel to Vegas yesterday. Am heading for the Searchlight Tea Party rally to see Palin, Breitbart, etc. Will probably hit the Vegas rally too (with Coulter).

In other words:  "I'm going to check me out some fine hookers."

Ace, it's cool, man.  Don't worry about it.

212 Good for you! We wanna see pics!

213 We're in San Antonio because I can't travel. I had an operation a month ago and traveling (sitting in a care) for more than an hour is not doable for me. I and some SA morons and some from close by are getting together, if you can't make it, we'll have a drink on your behalf.

214 212 I thought it was 12 parsecs?

215 I also think all this BS about Congresscritters being afraid of attempts on their life is just an excuse for the to hide from their constituents like they have been all year now.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 27, 2010 04:24 PM (mHQ7T)

I agree they will take any excuse to dodge the people they are responsible to but I find their astonishment that people are pissed off complete BS.

We have a history in this country of getting a bit overwraught when our government doesn't represent us anymore.

216

Alert!

All Officers...

Be on the look-out for a hirsute dwarf, in Brooks Bros. suit. Subject has been seen in Ladies Restroom in several strip hotel casinos. Subject is wearing Italian tasselled loafers with mini-cams concealed. Subject is believed to be armed with Snak-Pak pudding cup projectiles. Approach carefully using low frequency purring sounds. International warrant from Thailand; wanted for ........ uh well we can't transmit the information due to.......oh hell you know what he was there for.

Subject may need to be netted, as apparently tasing makes him sexually aroused. 

217

Sorry guys about being late taking out those turbo-laser towers, but this x-wing with the s-foils locked in the attack position is a real bitch to get through a Taco Bell drive through.

218 222 Always have heard his ranch is beautiful, & the pics I've seen confirm that. Think they have tighter secrity measures around the area since Sheehan was there. I think you used to be able to see the ranch in the distance, but you're now not even able to access the road around the are unless you're a resident. Think they did that with his Dallas residence, too.

219 OMG! I have to have that jetpack!

220

226 Hope you recover quickly. Best wishes.

RE the meet-up: We'll be there in spirit.

221 Think they did that with his Dallas residence, too.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 04:38 PM (yfJ6g)

I don't know about you but I don't want to be anywhere near the Nuge's ranch unless he knows I am coming and invited me.

222 Not sure if it was mentioned yet, but 24 is gettin' the axe.  Jack Bauer is gonna be pissed.

223 233 Oh, I meant Bush's ranch. But I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Nugent's ranch (if not for the circumstances you mentioned), either. Don't want to get shot.

224 Hope to snag some quickies. Should have some pictures.

Fixed it for you Ace

225

I guaranfuckingtee the Left will use violence here.

And I guaranfuckingtee they will accuse us of the same.

And, sadly, I guaranfuckingtee that conservative blogs will spend the next six weeks "proving" that they are more violent than we are...thus convincing the population at large that conservatives are pussies who let thugs beat them up.

If the Right spend half the time killing these vermin for their evil acts as we did "proving" that we are willing to turn the other cheek, these cowards would long since have hid themselves away and we would already be seeing the economic boom that would result from eliminating the parasites.

 

226 Check it out folks...pics here..more than 10,000 showed up and Harry Reid supporters attacked cars and buses with eggs from the side of the highway...

 New Article: Tea Party Kicks off Nationwide Tour with 10,000-strong rally in Searchlight, Nevada

http://bit.ly/aSUUSn

227

Hope to snag some quickie interviews hobo hunts.

FIFY.

228 Hey Ace!  Tell Breitbart I said he's my personal hero!  Tell him!  Tell him I said that!  Are you gonna tell him?  Tell Breitbart I said that!

229
Oh, I meant Bush's ranch. But I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Nugent's ranch (if not for the circumstances you mentioned), either. Don't want to get shot.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 04:42 PM (yfJ6g)

Oh, getting shot would be the least of your worries fraulein. I hear there's a nasty case of viral hemorrhagic cat scratch fever that has broken out on his ranch.

230
/puts toe-tag on thread

move it to the top thread, people living inside my computer

shake it!

231

242 Wouldn't the libs pick D, "all of the above"?

/My uncle certainly would.

232

Contact Headquarters immediately.

May have apprehended Subject, re:  Las Vegas PD Alert.

Subject apprehended vicinity of several murdered homeless men.

UPDATE: URGENT

Subject escaped after distracting reserve deputies with shiny objects. Subject was last spotted in vicinity of Atomic Lounge. Use caution.

233 @236
I read some where that Bush's ranch was very energy conserving. Thermal heat from the ground and what not. Unlike the nature people who whine about going green and then spend millions on a giant mansion. Like John Edwards.     

234 247 It's true. They also found a way to recycle the water, which I found intriguing. Shows that they're not hypocrites, like you said.

235 @236
I read some where that Bush's ranch was very energy conserving. Thermal heat from the ground and what not. Unlike the nature people who whine about going green and then spend millions on a giant mansion. Like John Edwards.     

Posted by: sig at March 27, 2010 04:53 PM (2i+Vz)

248 247 It's true. They also found a way to recycle the water, which I found intriguing. Shows that they're not hypocrites, like you said.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 04:58 PM (yfJ6g)

I saw an article where they compared both Bush's ranch and Al Gore's mansion and who the true caretaker and conservator of the environment was.

236

My mom's days on this earth are getting numbered.  She's already bequeathed more fond memories than I'll ever remember.  Going to Crawford, to oppose the Sheehan protestors, my 82 yr old mother insisted on going.

What could go wrong?

We drive up the main drag.  Pro vs Con protestors, segregated, on each side of the road.  There were a lot more Pro than Anti Bush gathered than the MSM reported.  Mom's riding shotgun.  The Pros are on her side of the car.  Window rolled down.  Big smile on her face.  She's waving, alternating between flashing "V" or a "thumbs up".

Now we turn around.  The Sheehans on are the right, Mom's side.  Big smile on her face.  Still waving.  This time, "the bird". 

BTW - Mizz Sheehan was holed up in one of the nicest hotels in the area all day.  Never showed her face.  I heard, she later, that night, like most cockroaches, made an appearance.

237

My mom's days on this earth are getting numbered.  She's already bequeathed more fond memories than I'll ever remember.  Going to Crawford, to oppose the Sheehan protestors, my 82 yr old mother insisted on going.

What could go wrong?

We drive up the main drag.  Pro vs Con protestors, segregated, on each side of the road.  There were a lot more Pro than Anti Bush gathered than the MSM reported.  Mom's riding shotgun.  The Pros are on her side of the car.  Window rolled down.  Big smile on her face.  She's waving, alternating between flashing "V" or a "thumbs up".

Now we turn around.  The Sheehans on are the right, Mom's side.  Big smile on her face.  Still waving.  This time, "the bird". 

BTW - Mizz Sheehan was holed up in one of the nicest hotels in the area all day.  Never showed her face.  I heard, she later, that night, like most cockroaches, made an appearance.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 27, 2010 05:12 PM (ucq49)

But, but ... the media people said poor, poor Cindy slept in cold watery ditches the whole time, going without a decent meal and showers for days.

By the way, God bless your momma. We need more people like her around.

238 243 I've always had a weird place for Nugent in my heart ever since I came down with 100% no shit case of Cat Scratch Fever in high school. You have not lived until you have lived down having Cat Scratch Fever in high school in the early 80s....

239

251 Great story--loved it! Glad your mom insisted on going. Good for her. Sounds like you have some wonderful memories.

RE Sheehan: Politicizing your own child's death like that is disgusting. It was his choice to make, not hers. So, I admire her son for doing his duty  

240 Ya know...one thing that your esteemed ideological opponents in D.C. and big cities everywhere seem to forget?

 Us mouth-breathers in flyover country have all of the resources.

 Imagine if/when another civil war or revolution begins? All of those power lines and railroads and mines and dams and overpasses.

 Think: Strategic choke points or geographic choke points.

 2%-3& of the population actively engaged and actively supported by 25%-30% of the population, with another 25%-30% disengaged...and the 'insurgents' always win.

  Just don't start nuthin' 'til the government pulls another Kent State of Boston Massacre, ok?

 The Vanguard Theory applies, with restrictions on attacks against the civilian population.

241

Mr. Bonesteel, the first rule of Fight Club is....you do not talk about Fight Club.

242 Outstanding!  Give 'em hell Ace.

243  I was just sayin' that in any pragmatic view of the known facts, attacking, discrediting and demeaning those people who have the power to starve you to death...or have the power to cause you to die of thirst? Well, a sane man would treat those kinds of people with a modicum of respect.

 Insulting the people who provide the raw materials for the basic necessities of a civilized life isn't the behavior of a sane man. ...but that's what the Democrats do, along with not a few Republicans.

 That is just one example of their behavior towards American citizens they claim to represent.

 iow: We're not dealing with sane people when it comes to D.C. or even the politicians in a lot of state legislatures. Most journalist's are apparently so far removed from the daily grind of the real world that they have no certain grasp of reality.

 Don't let the MSM, D.C., the RNC or even the DNC attempt to fool you. We 'Joe the Plumbers' and 'Sally the Soccer Moms' possess the real power in this nation.

 (Did I say that you need to watch your local mosques? When the SHTF between patriots and D.C., the Muslims are gonna try to take advantage of the situation...and the word, 'mosque' is just another way of saying 'armory' or 'command post.')

244
 Insulting the people who provide the raw materials for the basic necessities of a civilized life isn't the behavior of a sane man. ...but that's what the Democrats do, along with not a few Republicans.



In the old days that was the staple of the old school communist, latching onto the common man, the farmer, the miner, the provider. In this day and age its the latching onto the progressive elite, those with loads of moolah, the union boss, the college educator, the movie star, the musician.

Green is the new Red.

245 Rah-rah, rallies and pumping up the troops at places like Searchlight are all well and good, and they're another peaceful avenue of pursuing change... I constantly tell people to use every peaceful avenue of change available to them.

 ...but read Patrick Henry's speech in the Virginia convention, replacing certain words and phrases, where appropriate, with the words, 'White House,' 'Congress,' 'House' and Senate.'

 Then, think about it for a bit...

refer also:
'News Kontent: A reader's resources on systemic collapse.'
'Beyond Conspiracy: Police State America.'
'An astute and disturbing analysis.'(nowpublic.com)

246 Did you guys see this at the Daily Caller?  (Appropriately enough,  found it at Hot Air)
The top 6 bloggers &/or personalities that are smart By Gregg Re - The Daily Caller

247

Ace - Take Yourself to "the Doubledown Saloon".

If Mello or Ryan is working, tell them Garrett says "Hi".

No promise of free drinks, but you will be treated less than indifferently!

248

Then go to Goodtime Bar and Nightclub.  Ask for Sonya.  Tell her "Boo Boo" sent you.  Prolly get a free hummer.

249 Those 35 or so counterprotesters were all union, bussed into town on union-marked busses. I was in Searchlight early, but had to wave off on the rally (My friend Dwayne wasn't up to dealing with the crowds, protesters, cops and traffic. He's a Korean War-era Marine in his 70's, so he gets a pass.) Instead, we went around town visiting Dwayne's old friends. He'd lived in Searchlight for about 24 years, but moved to Calif. 10 years ago. Some of my photos. Union-marked bus, parked behind the protest. http://tinypic.com/m/9lkbp0/4 The protesters arrayed against one of the Tea Party Express RVs. Note the union-jacketed guy/girl off to the left. Blue jacket, yellow union emblem on the back. Lots of those blue union jackets among the group, at least 5 by my count. http://tinypic.com/m/9lkbkm/4 Traffic snaking off to the south, towards Laughlin, miles of cars. http://tinypic.com/m/9lkbuu/4

250 Scouting Aceapalooza sites?????

251 Ace, then go to Tropicana Avenue and push the red button under the lip of the mailbox.  Pick up the baggie, the straw, and get your energy boost. Go to the next level.

252

Should have some pictures. Hope to

This time, when Hannah F'n Giles shows up, don't drop the camera.  Remember, chicks dig a confident attitude.  Remember, you are a blogger.  You are cool.  Chicks dig you.

253

In other news ...

Yesterday, while campaigning for Mr. Magoo, Annie Oakley of politics, Sarah Palin, made an innocuous suggestion that Republicans should "reload", innocently implying nothing more in a moose hunter's dialect than that Republicans  should regroup and persevere ..., and yet with another one of their  flights into the far reaches of the twilight zone, the prissy pundits at CNN had a hissy fit, asserting disingenuously that Ms. Palin was inciting and advocating violence against Democrats. Can't quite put our fingers on it, but there is something eerie, spooky and weird about CNN. 

254 i hate this.fuck

255 sure fat burning system