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October 01, 2010

Open Blog/I'm... Uh, I've Got a Flu Or Something
— Ace

Seriously, they were like handing out flu in bottles last night. Or sometimes they would mix the flu with soda and ice. It was sick. Should be a law against that.

Posted by: Ace at 11:17 AM | Comments (103)
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1 LOL

Posted by: Bosk at October 01, 2010 11:18 AM (pUO5u)

2 Take a break Ace, You've been on fire the last couple months. Maybe you can get invited to a Tuscan villa and chill

Posted by: Bosk at October 01, 2010 11:19 AM (pUO5u)

3 Just don't mix flus or you'll get even sicker.

I never bought into that line of bullshit, but lots of people believe it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at October 01, 2010 11:20 AM (LH6ir)

4 Oh yeah, I love that Kentucky distilled flu. [snicker snicker]

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

5 Selling the Buick Ace???

Posted by: phreshone at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (1AnxB)

6 Was that promiscuous slut Bristol Palin there? We're investigating.

Posted by: AP & Alaska Alchohl & Control Board at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (32ubA)

7 aw sorry you have the flu ace....

hope you feel better real soon.....

Posted by: curious at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (p302b)

8 That giggle-fest last night had to take a lot out of you.....that's why you should have sex with your clothes on.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (Y81Xa)

9 MEG WHITMAN!!!

Posted by: Bugler at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (VXBR1)

10 Those flus sure are nasty. Next time, consider getting a flu-shot,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (9hSKh)

11 I get that. This past weekend I had to do nine penalty, er, 'FLU', 'flu' shots during a football game. It can take awhile to recover from such an illness...

Posted by: catmman at October 01, 2010 11:21 AM (DTzwU)

12 Buck up, Ace.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (9hSKh)

13 Never put ice in flu that comes in bottles. Ice is made from water, and fish shit in water. Enough said.

Posted by: ATaLien at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (SkRi5)

14 oooo i hope you didn't give those two giggling like schoolgirls ladies the flue last night.....

Posted by: curious at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (p302b)

15 Rest up, the final push begins next week.

Posted by: tarpon at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (g0QB8)

16 Ace is probably spending some extra time in Sewing Lab this afternoon.

Posted by: The Hammer at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (32ubA)

17 I just clicked over to FB and saw the new pics of Romney with that RINO-pantywaist Rubio down in Florida. Mormon Bastard probably gave him money and everything. When will the horror end? http://tinyurl.com/2w657fu

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2010 11:22 AM (Ly+aE)

18 Buck up....

Posted by: FU52 at October 01, 2010 11:23 AM (BSVaa)

19 I woke up with a sore ass, that's all I know.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 01, 2010 11:23 AM (5aa4z)

20 Valu Rite Flu is the worst kind of flu to get.

_{Dam Cheap Booze}

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 01, 2010 11:23 AM (tf9Ne)

21 KABLAMO!

Posted by: Red Button at October 01, 2010 11:23 AM (1wBlv)

22 Yeah, the weather here is nice. ONly 76 on the front porch. I have been thinking of going out to the rocking chair and having some of that KY flu.

The only problem is I have just recovered from my last bout of flu and should wait at least a few more days.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2010 11:24 AM (/jbAw)

Suck it up, cupcake.

In other news, check out this creepy cloud.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 11:24 AM (pLTLS)

24 everyone missed my unusual spelling of flu

Posted by: curious at October 01, 2010 11:24 AM (p302b)

25 Flu on the rocks is the worst. Only thing worse than that is flu shots, or those shots where they mix the flu with jaeger. Awful.

Posted by: brak at October 01, 2010 11:25 AM (nIoiW)

Plenty o' Vitamin C and B Complex will help knock that down.

Unfiltered beer also contains a lot of B Complex vitamins as a result of the fermented yeast residue. No shit.

Posted by: ErikW at October 01, 2010 11:25 AM (oXIgI)

27
Bet it's some sort of a Joo flu.

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at October 01, 2010 11:25 AM (UM7xs)

28 The best way to counteract the deadly Twelve Ounce Flu is more liquid Flu. Also, salty eggs and bacon.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 01, 2010 11:25 AM (plsiE)

29 My cure? Loads of greasy food.. White Castles if you got 'em close by.

And more booze as soon as you can stomach it. A shot and a beer should put you to rights.

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 01, 2010 11:26 AM (f9c2L)

30 Okay, feel better Ace. Eat lots of pudding.

Posted by: Rocks at October 01, 2010 11:26 AM (Q1lie)

31 You licked LauraW's hump, didn't you, Ace?

Posted by: XBradTC at October 01, 2010 11:26 AM (UKPab)

32 Ewok mange.

Posted by: nickless at October 01, 2010 11:26 AM (MMC8r)

Ace get some rest.

Posted by: journolist at October 01, 2010 11:27 AM (O/NP5)

34 Well the Hobo pelt market just shot through the roof.

Posted by: Iblis at October 01, 2010 11:27 AM (hLGVM)

35 Can we get a thread going where those who have experiance in political campaigns can give advice on what to do (and not to do) to more effectively get someone elected.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at October 01, 2010 11:27 AM (C2//T)

36 In other news, check out this creepy cloud.

The Nazgul in the waterfall is creepy as shit.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 01, 2010 11:28 AM (5aa4z)

37 One dose of "early start on the weekend"-flu coming right up!

Posted by: Bartender at October 01, 2010 11:28 AM (/0IOT)

flu?

that's what they call an all nighter with giggling girls nowdays?

whiskey thursday i believe. does that come in valu rite brand?

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2010 11:28 AM (8fK1n)

39 To effectively get someone elected, talk about how they'll lower the seas and how you can't eat as much as you want.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2010 11:28 AM (NwEKc)

40 Take three ibuprofen and a nap. When you wake up you'll be ready to get the flu again.

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2010 11:30 AM (No0N3)

41 Jon Stewart used to call it "The Shangdong". I never knew what he meant by that. I'm sure it had something to do with pork products and/or prostitutes.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (wd0Iq)

42 I've had the same flu for six years now.

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (pfStM)

43 Okay, feel better Ace. Eat lots of pudding.

After the night you appear to have had Ace, I would check the factory seal on any pudding you plan to consume.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (tf9Ne)

44 One fascist bureaucrat scumbag gone, who will take his place?

Pennsylvania homeland security chief Powers resigns

HARRISBURG Â— Embattled state Homeland Security Director James F. Powers Jr., criticized for terror bulletins that targeted law-abiding protest groups, has resigned, Gov. Ed Rendell said today.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (9hSKh)

45 To effectively get someone elected, talk about how you or they or us are those for whom we or them or him have waited. Mix up your pronouns to your heart's content; it's free-form nonsense, after all.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (NwEKc)

46 drags out kids drum set

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (8fK1n)

Filed under, one of the one things that Congress has done right---

CALM

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (pLTLS)

48 1,100 STS workers laid off today.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:31 AM (7+pP9)

49
So how long before some moody loner plants a bomb, or takes a shot at an oil company CEO?

From the previous thread, but it's important: the lefty terrorists have already bombed an oil exec's house (got his wife) during the BP blowout and leak.

The MFM ignored it, of course. Narrative and all that.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 01, 2010 11:32 AM (fx8sm)

50 GM sales down.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:32 AM (7+pP9)

51 Autumn of Recovery.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:32 AM (7+pP9)

52 The flu? Was it accompanied by a genital drip? Sounds like the Tijuana Terror to me. That'll learn ya not to swill Value-Rite and hitchhike with seedy Ewoks.

Posted by: maddogg at October 01, 2010 11:32 AM (OlN4e)

53

speaking of scary pictures:

scary leprechaun

Posted by: s'moron at October 01, 2010 11:33 AM (UaxA0)

54 Someone's going to throw a Helen Thomas into these scary picture links, aren't they.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (NwEKc)

55 Kratos , to be fair (channeling ed) He did also have environmental activists also on list . bwahaha

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (8fK1n)

56 I had the toughest flu that anyone has ever faced, ever.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (pfStM)

57 PA child labor laws could outlaw paperboys.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (7+pP9)

58 Flu = woke up with tits drawn on his back, a rubber hanging out of his ass, a severed hobo head in the fridge and several GHB-tini glasses on the coffee table. I wish you a speedy recoverey, ace.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (Bl4NH)

59 Are you supposed to put a question mark at the end of a rhetorical question?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2010 11:34 AM (NwEKc)

to be fair (channeling ed)

T-minus 10 seconds before Mr. Scribbler comes in to bash Poppin Fresh.

Posted by: The Q at October 01, 2010 11:35 AM (pfStM)

To effectively get someone elected, talk about how they'll lower the seas and how you can't eat as much as you want.

That's effective at the national level, but at the grassroots local level a better strategy is to canvass the local graveyard and obituary pages for disenfranchised voters. Also, handing out smokes and a free ride to the homeless is a good way to garner a few extra votes. If the vote is close, be sure to stock a backup supply of ballots in the trunk of your car.

Doing all this on your own is cumbersome, so be sure to enlist a well funded and politically connected grassroots organization like the SEIU or ACORN to assist in bussing people to the polls and to populate candidate rallies on both sides.

Posted by: Your local Democratic Party Headquarters at October 01, 2010 11:35 AM (plsiE)

62 VFW fliers to veterans: Help elect Progressive Veterans. $11-$13 an hour for 'independent voter contact'

Click to see pic

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:36 AM (7+pP9)

63 55 Someone's going to throw a Helen Thomas into these scary picture links, aren't they.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 01, 2010 03:34 PM (NwEKc)

What kind of sick bastard would pull a stunt like that?

Posted by: maddogg at October 01, 2010 11:37 AM (OlN4e)

64
Remember Ace, penicillin doesn't work like it use to in those cases.
btw I herd you like barbecue puppies.

Posted by: Alan Grayson at October 01, 2010 11:38 AM (UM7xs)

65 Dammit . I was really looking forward to a post about hair .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2010 11:39 AM (XDeui)

In other news, check out this creepy cloud.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 03:24 PM (pLTLS)

It's Moses from South Park!

Posted by: real joe at October 01, 2010 11:39 AM (IpIBJ)

What kind of sick bastard would pull a stunt like that?

Posted by: maddogg at October 01, 2010 03:37 PM (OlN4e)

Hellooooo Sweet Tits!

Posted by: Michael Moore at October 01, 2010 11:39 AM (oXIgI)

68

Voicemail: VoteVets.org

Person answering call (confirmed by multiple sources): 'Joe Sestak for Senate'...

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 01, 2010 11:39 AM (7+pP9)

69
If you think Ace is in bad shape, you should see the hobo.

Posted by: dan-O at October 01, 2010 11:41 AM (bRLuD)

70 speaking of scary pictures:

scary leprechaun

I would've laid good money it was going to be a pic of Robert Reich.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 01, 2010 11:41 AM (5aa4z)

71 Hope you feel better soon, ace. You need to replace your electrolytes. If you have Gatorade, drink plenty of that; if not, fruit juice diluted with an equal volume of water. Note: That's H₂O, not C₂H₅OH. :-)
If you don't have any of the above, drink something that will approximate the balance of minerals in your body fluids. Hobo blood, for example. Use your imagination. ;-)

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 01, 2010 11:42 AM (JYxmy)

72 I would've laid good money it was going to be a pic of Robert Reich.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 01, 2010 03:41 PM (5aa4z)

Heh, I thought it was gonna be Kucinich.

Posted by: ErikW at October 01, 2010 11:43 AM (oXIgI)

73 Would you appreciate a break, Ace?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at October 01, 2010 11:43 AM (/U/Mr)

74 57 I had the toughest flu that anyone has ever faced, ever.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at October 01, 2010 03:34 PM (pfStM)

Take two dead fish and call me in the morning.

/Obamacare -- it goes to work quickly!

Posted by: Dr. B. H. Obama, MD, IKMTY (I Know More Than You) at October 01, 2010 11:44 AM (JYxmy)

scary leprechaun

Most likely my favorite youtube clip of all time.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 11:45 AM (pLTLS)

76 I can assure you, Ace, the flu you have is nothing like the flu Obama survived. His was the worst Mother Nature has ever spliced for human consumption, so quit whining. Suck up your Junior Achievement Strain and be glad you never had to face the virus Barack had.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel, The Littlest Man at October 01, 2010 11:46 AM (swuwV)

77 Nickle shot night at O'Halligan's?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 01, 2010 11:47 AM (0q2P7)

78 Get well soon, moroon!

Posted by: PHenry at October 01, 2010 11:49 AM (ZCbq9)

79 59 Flu = woke up with tits drawn on his back, a rubber hanging out of his ass, a severed hobo head in the fridge and several GHB-tini glasses on the coffee table.

Well, duh. The head's leftovers.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 01, 2010 11:50 AM (GBXon)

80 Since we are all talking about our current afflictions of the flu, what about a thread for our favorite flu tonic for the old porch rocker?

Right now Jim Beam washed down with beer is my favorite.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2010 11:52 AM (/jbAw)

81 Scotch or a glass of red wine.

Posted by: real joe at October 01, 2010 11:55 AM (IpIBJ)

82 Overdid the Zima again, huh Ace?

Posted by: Phil Smith at October 01, 2010 11:56 AM (n+cpx)

83 Mallamutt: "I was told there would be no chemistry on this blog."

All chemistry has been assigned to the ONT. Pants optional as always.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 01, 2010 12:00 PM (swuwV)

84
Nickle shot night at O'Halligan's The Blue Oyster Bar?

ftfy

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 01, 2010 12:01 PM (fx8sm)

85 Colds, flu, and bronchitis are already bad this year. As always, the schools are breeding-grounds for germs. A small amount of Irish whiskey is almost as good as saline for clearing the sinuses.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 01, 2010 12:03 PM (Yq+qN)

86 Man, my phlegm is now Mountain Dew color from the hideous olive drab of yesterday. Whatever the hell is out there, it's freakin' nasty. I blame Bush.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2010 12:06 PM (9Cooa)

87 The unemployed are more depressed? WTF??

Somebody needs to put together a funemployment pamphlet to get these people back on track.

Posted by: rockhead at October 01, 2010 12:08 PM (RykTt)

88 Have Mary in LA whip Ace up a batch of Val-u-rite pudding. Hair of the dog and all that. Whatever doesn't get eaten can be used for dipping while drinking more "flu" tonight.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 01, 2010 12:08 PM (ZuXtZ)

89 Ace, turn on Cavuto. Cadell is dropping nukes on Obama right now lol! That should make you feel better!

Posted by: Dan at October 01, 2010 12:08 PM (1jzSs)

90
A small amount of Irish whiskey

I don't think the Irish make small amounts of whisky.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 01, 2010 12:11 PM (fx8sm)

91 No Pressure.

Posted by: Al at October 01, 2010 12:15 PM (MzQOZ)

No rocker on my front porch, but a couple of wicker chairs for the Mrs. and myself. My summer flu tonic has been Woodford Reserve with just a couple of ice cubes. Mrs. Outlaw prefers Ketel on the rocks with a twist. Outlaw Jr., when he joins us, has been drinking the High Life.

Kids. What do they know?

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at October 01, 2010 12:16 PM (E0EDC)

93 ...A small amount of Irish whiskey is almost as good as saline for clearing the sinuses.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 01, 2010 04:03 PM (Yq+qN)

Whoa! You snort whiskey??? I'm not sure whether to be appalled or impressed.

;-)

Posted by: Dr. B. H. Obama, MD, IKMTY (I Know More Than You) at October 01, 2010 12:20 PM (JYxmy)

94 Argh! Sock off.

Posted by: Mary in LA at October 01, 2010 12:20 PM (JYxmy)

95 100 Whoa! You snort whiskey??? I'm not sure whether to be appalled or impressed.

;-)

LOL. Did sound like that, didn't it? I just drink a small medicine cup-full, & my sinuses temporarily clear.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 01, 2010 12:27 PM (Yq+qN)

96 Just went down to the street to check the mail. Sun is shining, slight breeze blowing, and it is cool in the mid 70s. That damn rocking chair and flu tonic is calling mighty hard.

Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2010 12:35 PM (/jbAw)

97 No, no! More pictures of the little woodland creature being sick! That's what I like! Ewoks puking!

Posted by: Napoleon B. at October 01, 2010 01:01 PM (PQ46P)

98 PROBIOTICS, people!!!!

Posted by: Robin at October 01, 2010 01:16 PM (VY112)

99 Pssssssh. That ain't flu, that's Irish Vomiting Disease.

Posted by: Asian Carp Tsar (now with Kung fu grip!) at October 01, 2010 01:45 PM (KM+vI)

100 Hhhmm, Son ya gotta get yourself some hazelnuts,fresh ones, and place one in each cheek. Let them sit in your mouth oh about 5 minutes. Now you want to get you some good single malt scotch in a tumbler, about 8oz should be about right. Now pinch your nose with 2 fingers and drink the scotch in one pull without swallowing the nuts. Now spit the nuts out an open north facing window. You'll be good to go in another 10 min. or so. Your welcome!

Posted by: Farmer Hawk at October 01, 2010 04:17 PM (mRgtm)

101 So, We post up some black-op dudes with thermal skag what underwear tag you wearing type optics and then pull the trigger and watch the sphincter meet the cranium evolution drill and your issue is who is gonna claim the pile of glob that once was........... Excuse me, I'm out here on the fence line and it is hell lonely on this quad.....duck season is gonna be up next week....looking foreward to it...maybe buy a new couple of decoys with the "flapping Feathers" action. They say might increase my bag by 40%. Gonna do it!

Posted by: Farmer Hawk at October 01, 2010 11:17 PM (mRgtm)

102 Local Reports are coming in that Marco Rubio has contacted the CDC and is trying to get them to Nuke Ace's house, like in the end of the movie Outbreak, just to make sure no one else gets sick.

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