February 01, 2010

Open Blog/TrollBuster Log-In Trouble...
— Ace

Open Bloggers and TrollBusters should re-contact me. I am creating fresh passes and passwords. I'd contact you guys directly, but at this point, I really forget who had which. It's like 40 Open Bloggers and 15 TrollBusters.

Posted by: Ace at 08:39 AM | Comments (72)
Post contains 45 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2010 08:40 AM (0GFWk)

2 Anyone want to play Whack-A-Mole?

Posted by: concerned conservative at February 01, 2010 08:45 AM (4Kl5M)

3 What is a "trollbuster"?

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2010 08:47 AM (QrA9E)

4 Ooooohhhh. Ooooh. Ooooh! Mista Cotta! Mista Cotta!

Posted by: palin steele (the only non-partisan on AoSHQ) at February 01, 2010 08:48 AM (Ma0+B)

5 I need a password, dude.

Posted by: Honestly Clod at February 01, 2010 08:48 AM (I/MqP)

6 Is this in English? Or Bidenish?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2010 08:49 AM (7BU4a)

7 “We simply cannot continue to spend as if deficits don’t have consequences, as if waste doesn’t matter, as if the hard-earned tax money of the American people can be treated like Monopoly money,” Mr. Obama said at the White House.

Ace, why aren't you as good a manager as fearless leader? He's taking wonderful care of our country's finances.

Posted by: NJConservative at February 01, 2010 08:49 AM (/Ywwg)

8 It costs to become one. I think it is 5 hobo pelts.

Posted by: NJConservative at February 01, 2010 08:50 AM (/Ywwg)

9 Okay.. I give up..  I can no longer eat my own bullshit sandwich. 

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2010 12:49 PM (qmecx)

Its an acquired taste. You bitter clingers just don't get it.

Posted by: barack Obama at February 01, 2010 08:51 AM (7BU4a)

10 I haven't got my ID or passwords yet. How much longer do you think it will be?

Posted by: 1sttofight at February 01, 2010 08:51 AM (b9+G1)

11

So, 1-2-3-4-5-6 isn't good enough for you, now, eh?

Bitch. You haven't seen the last of me.

Posted by: ace's old password at February 01, 2010 08:53 AM (2qU2d)

12

So, 1-2-3-4-5-6 isn't good enough for you, now, eh?

Bitch. You haven't seen the last of me.

Posted by: ace's old password at February 01, 2010 12:53 PM (2qU2d)

I am unprecedented

Literally

Posted by: Obama's password at February 01, 2010 08:54 AM (7BU4a)

13 troll busta, troll busta, mmm....mmmm........mmmm!

Posted by: rightzilla at February 01, 2010 08:55 AM (rVJH4)

14 Well, "yubyub123" doesn't seem to work....

Posted by: Honestly Clod at February 01, 2010 08:56 AM (I/MqP)

15
Ace never has anything good to say about Captain America.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 01, 2010 08:56 AM (fx8sm)

16 Cursa you Banzai, don't you realize whata you are-a saying?! You're whole planet is-a going to be destroyed and you sit here wasting time!

Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo at February 01, 2010 08:57 AM (Ma0+B)

17 What is a "trollbuster"?

This.

Posted by: someone at February 01, 2010 08:58 AM (njJQD)

18 I tried out to be a trollbuster here once but I couldn't pass the rappelling test.  Spent 6 months in a back brace.

Posted by: Crusty at February 01, 2010 08:59 AM (GvSpB)

19 What is a "trollbuster"? I'll take CGI movie villains for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Sta-Puff marshmallow man at February 01, 2010 08:59 AM (4Kl5M)

20 Trollbusters, huh? I've noticed the hash gestapo around here.

Posted by: Master of Puppets at February 01, 2010 09:01 AM (gbCNS)

21 Wasn't Teddy Roosevelt the original TrollBuster?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2010 09:02 AM (CCcDq)

22
Oh, there's more cob loggers than that around here.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 01, 2010 09:02 AM (fx8sm)

23
What if the trollbusters are trolls?

Posted by: This is Timmy in the well at February 01, 2010 09:04 AM (z37MR)

24 Taking his cue from Obama, Trollbusters are Ace's domestic security police force.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 01, 2010 09:04 AM (Q41Zh)

25 I can has password?

Posted by: sporadic small arms fire at February 01, 2010 09:04 AM (dP6Ky)

26 Arf! Arf arf woof arf!

Posted by: Sassy at February 01, 2010 09:05 AM (Ma0+B)

27 What if the trollbusters are trolls? Duuu-uuuuude!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 01, 2010 09:05 AM (4Kl5M)

28 Quis trollbustiet ipsos trollbustes?

Posted by: Juvenal, an old Roamin' Roman at February 01, 2010 09:06 AM (dP6Ky)

29 Can't keep track of who has what? 

Well, just remember that I have guest blog and trollbusting privileges.  So please resend the passwords.

Oh, and I've misplaced the file you sent me containing your credit card numbers and (Swiss) bank accounts, please resend asap, otherwise you will miss out on the great opportunity I told you about involving the Kenyan prince and lace wigs. 

Posted by: the REAL concerned Christian conservative at February 01, 2010 09:06 AM (sey23)

30 I'll take CGI movie villains for $200, Alex.

Why does everyone keep asking me for money?

You know one of the many many awesome things about Zombieland is now I have that in my head instead of the Ghostbusters theme whenever trollbusting is mentioned. 


Posted by: alexthechick at February 01, 2010 09:07 AM (8WZWv)

31 Wow...all this responsibility on teh trol busters may cause PTSD. Are you prepared for the worker's comp, Ace?

Posted by: rightzilla at February 01, 2010 09:08 AM (rVJH4)

32 I love that the trollbusters post was dated April 1st, 2008.

Posted by: Y-not at February 01, 2010 09:08 AM (sey23)

33
Obama just called me and said, "Hey, look, if you like the trollbusters you have, you can keep them."

Posted by: This is Timmy in the well at February 01, 2010 09:08 AM (z37MR)

34 When is Ace going to ask for designated slump busters?  I'm sure there are a few morons willing to take one for the team. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 01, 2010 09:10 AM (Vu6sl)

35
speaking of whatever...

I noticed I feel a lot better when my stools are firm. Anyone else feel the same way? More energy. Better mood.

Posted by: This is Timmy in the well at February 01, 2010 09:10 AM (z37MR)

36 I am not interested in re-trolling the past, but there are those who said that this mess needs some heavy trollin.

Posted by: Trollin Trollity Trollester at February 01, 2010 09:11 AM (dP6Ky)

37

Ace, you simply couldn't handle me.   If I was a guest blogger or troll buster, this site would blossom.

 

Posted by: gus at February 01, 2010 09:12 AM (Vqruj)

38 Stand aside

Posted by: the oldest Billy Goat Gruff at February 01, 2010 09:15 AM (4Kl5M)

39

Quis trollbustiet ipsos trollbustes?

I LOLed.

I'd like to apply for the job of trollbuster buster bitch slapper, please.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 01, 2010 09:16 AM (Be4xl)

40 They see me trollin'
They hatin'
Moderatin'
and tryna catch me postin' dirtay

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 01, 2010 09:16 AM (OkT2m)

41

I don't play defense on this site. I use it for info and entertainment. I love to kabob the kossax on the Daiky Kook site.  Yes, I get punted some.

 Modus Operendi- Let them spew the hate. Throw it back in their faces with facts and figures. A love of history is indispensable.

Posted by: chicocano at February 01, 2010 09:17 AM (hxPXL)

42 Ace, you simply couldn't handle me.   If I was a guest blogger or troll buster, this site would blossom.

All right, who sock puppeted gus? There were NO words in all caps in that post. Let's make these fakety-fake posts more believable. kthxbye!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 01, 2010 09:20 AM (UEEex)

43 The trolls here are so lame we should be helping them, not going to their homes and raping them in front of their parents.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 01, 2010 09:25 AM (muUqs)

44 I can haz passwud pleez?

Posted by: Francase at February 01, 2010 09:30 AM (tf9Ne)

45

Troll Busting on AoSHG is a partnership with boundries:

Det. Mike Lowrey: Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little "boundary box". We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 01, 2010 09:32 AM (Vu6sl)

46

If there's something strange
On your moron blog
Who you gonna call
(Trollbusters)
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call
(Trollbusters)

I ain't afraid of no troll
I ain't afraid of no troll

If you're seeing crap
Running through your thread
Who can you call
(Trollbusters)
A Painful Stool
With no stinkin' cred
Oh, who you gonna call
(Trollbusters)

I ain't afraid of no troll
I ain't afraid of no troll

I ain't afraid of no troll
I hear it likes blow-ups
I ain't afraid of no troll
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(trollbusters)
If you've had an erg
Or a "concern Christian"
Maybe you'd better call
(Trollbusters)

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no troll
I ain't afraid of no troll

Don't get caught alone, oh no
(trollbusters)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
(trollbusters)
Ow

 

(My apologies to Ray Parker and you all, but it just had to be said!)



Posted by: runningrn at February 01, 2010 09:40 AM (CfmlF)

47

Oh, latest numbers from Rassmussen:

"Former state House Speaker Marco Rubio has now jumped to a 12-point lead over Governor Charlie Crist in FloridaÂ’s Republican Primary race for the U.S. Senate.

A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of likely GOP Primary voters in the state finds Rubio leading Crist 49% to 37%. Three percent (3%) prefer another candidate, and 11% are undecided."

Posted by: runningrn at February 01, 2010 09:42 AM (CfmlF)

48 The difference between  Trollbusters now and before is, well, now you got ME!

Posted by: Troll Bustin Obama at February 01, 2010 09:44 AM (rVJH4)

49 I am thinking that Joe Wilson is the mascot for true troll busters

Posted by: rightzilla at February 01, 2010 09:45 AM (rVJH4)

50 All your trollbusters are belong to me.

Posted by: mesablue at February 01, 2010 09:47 AM (jc7YC)

51

From NRO:

Charles Djou of Hawaii the Sequel to Scott Brown of Massachusetts?

Patrick Ruffini offers an unexpected, and compelling bit of news: in Hawaii, an upcoming special House election — yes, I know, it seems like there's always a special election coming up somewhere — has the potential to be "NY-23 in reverse."

Hawaii has no special primary elections, and all candidates run in the general election. A simple
plurality is required to win. Currently, the HI-1 field features two well-known Democratic candidates (with another
on the way in), and one competitive Republican candidate, Charles Djou...

Posted by: runningrn at February 01, 2010 09:50 AM (CfmlF)

52 Hot, Damn, looks like I am back in!

Posted by: Palin Steele at February 01, 2010 09:50 AM (2+9Yx)

53 Can I play too?

Posted by: Erg at February 01, 2010 09:51 AM (2+9Yx)

54 Wow, is the Value-Rite Open going to be a grand slam event?  We just had the Austrailian, but it looks like Ace's tournament could be a contender.  I see the Bloggers are winning the first game over the Trollbusters 40-15.  So far, no double-posts and no unforced errors.  I can't wait to see how the rest of this match unfolds...

Posted by: runningrn at February 01, 2010 09:54 AM (CfmlF)

55 It'd be great to be a trollbuster.  Not that I give a shit about trolls, but fucking with Blazer when he's drunk would be a blast.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 01, 2010 09:58 AM (5aa4z)

56 They see me trollin
LOLlin
Low-Ballin
They be hatin
Moderatin
Mafturbatin
Ubliteratin
I be blingin
cuz am a pinguin
limpin like a linguin
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Poet Barack Oba-Oba at February 01, 2010 10:00 AM (dP6Ky)

57 You whacky wingers with your crazy clicks, is there a secret hand shake. This ain't the Free Mason, knights of the Templar official Blog spot...is It?

Posted by: notta troll just play one on AosHQ at February 01, 2010 10:05 AM (pr+up)

58

No, notta, this is Abuse.  Arguments are down the hall, third door on your left.

Stupid git.

Posted by: SoupOrMan at February 01, 2010 10:09 AM (J991N)

59

If you'd put me in charge of that Banhammer I'd get this place cleaned up right quick.

And the LA Times will thank me for it.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 01, 2010 10:18 AM (T1boi)

60 This blog runs like a well oiled machine.

Yup, a well oiled....

Oh for the love of... this place is a madhouse.... a MADHOUSE!!!!

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at February 01, 2010 11:11 AM (Yn2A0)

61 I totally had an Open Blog account. And a TrollBuster account. And the password to your stash of lesbian pr0n.

Posted by: INCITEmarsh at February 01, 2010 11:14 AM (FCn6Y)

62

So, do you want me back, ace? I've missed you. Alot.

/hoboslut

Posted by: ace's former password at February 01, 2010 11:22 AM (2qU2d)

63 hahahhaha this is too funny.  So, is that what happened to me that night when everyone began accusing me of being a "concern troll" and I felt like you all wanted me to leave and stop posting.  That was a tough night.   So was I the victim of the trollbusters?

So, when you declare "open blog" it means that the people who can post articles and such have at it? 

Posted by: curious at February 01, 2010 11:27 AM (p302b)

64
It'd be great to be a trollbuster.  Not that I give a shit about trolls, but fucking with Blazer when he's drunk would be a blast.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 01, 2010 01:58 PM (5aa4z)




Morgenholz, that is no way to treat an old man. Next, you'll want to hide my Metamucil and prune juice you sick bastard.

Posted by: Blazer at February 01, 2010 11:28 AM (t72+4)

65 I'd make a good troll-buster.  I practically live on this site during the work week.

Posted by: toby928: crazed with a lust for power at February 01, 2010 11:41 AM (PD1tk)

66 really, I've got a bedroll stashed behind that piss-socked couch in the HQ.

Posted by: toby928: crazed with a lust for power at February 01, 2010 11:42 AM (PD1tk)

67 and it was me that stole you jar of pickles out of the ice box

Posted by: toby928: crazed with a lust for power at February 01, 2010 11:42 AM (PD1tk)

68 all right, I admit it, I've been living in the air duct since Mrs928 threw me out

Posted by: toby928: crazed with a lust for power at February 01, 2010 11:43 AM (PD1tk)

69 I could not be a troll buster because I would be busting me all the time.

Posted by: sTevo at February 01, 2010 11:50 AM (9Tx6m)

70 "Metamucil and prune juice"

Posted by: Blazer at February 01, 2010 03:28 PM (t72+4)"

OMG that sounds like an intestinal bunker buster

Posted by: curious at February 01, 2010 11:58 AM (p302b)

71

73 "Metamucil and prune juice"

Posted by: Blazer at February 01, 2010 03:28 PM (t72+4)"

OMG that sounds like an intestinal troll bunker buster

 

 


FIFY!

Posted by: runningrn at February 01, 2010 12:17 PM (CfmlF)

72 Your fascist user IDs and reactionary passwords prove that you global warming denialists cannot keep your anti-science agenda secret any longer.

Posted by: John Charlson at February 01, 2010 01:05 PM (EeqE6)

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