My Kids won't eat anything Green. 

Those Salad Bars will disappear, just like My tax dollars.

I want good info with which to debase her

Just google "michelle obama hamburger". There's slightly more than one result. Hamburgers do not seem to be a sometimes food for her.

Best greaseburger I've ever eaten is a Ron's Sausage Cheese Burger.  It's half breakfast sausage and half hamburger.  And half cheese. 

It's about a foot wide.

That and a basket of Spanish Fries.  It's, muah, magnifique.

First Lady Michelle Obama is expected to announce . . . a major new initiative that would place up to 5,000 salad bars in public schools nationwide, despite uncertainties over how local health inspectors might treat those salad bars and USDA nutrition-tracking rules that could prove a major impediment.

Thi is good, but it doesn't go far enough.  It isn't enough to have the federal Department of Education and USDA involved in putting salad bars into our local national schools. 

There will be wingnut pushback.  Which is where that national civilian security force with as much funding (and weapons!!!) as the defense department comes in.

But this is all just short term thinking.

Long term, we will have the United Nations involved to get a salad bar in every school world wide.

Best greaseburger I've ever eaten is a Ron's Sausage Cheese Burger. 

Mmmm, grease.

I miss "eggles". A bagel with eggs and ham/bacon/sausage. So greasy it slides out of your hands.

Posted this on the football thread.

Why didn't somebody tell me the Morons had a band?

There should be a TeeJaye's Breakfast Livestock Bisquit that's basically a Barnyard Buster except towered and stacked with all manner of ham and beef.

A quart of peppered country gravy as a side.

NO potatos! That would violate the Double Starch Rule.

I think that's photo shop worthy for some enterprising Moron.

The cost of those salad bars will go way up when the gubmint demands sneeze guards on all the units

Uhh, MrScribler?  I don't know about you, but I'm pretty much demanding sneeze guards on salad bars too.

In fact, I can't remember when the last time I saw a salad bar without a sneeze gurard.

What sort of salad joints do you hang out in anyway MrScribbler?

Tried Five Guys burgers on a trip last month.

Probably good that we don't have one near us. Yummy, but not cheap.

I'm just dancing with glee that we have a gourmet pizza place near us now. I've given up on getting a really good pizza with more than an ounce of sauce on it, but at least I can get a different kind of pizza happiness.

Ok, I meant roast beef...

I was totally gonna get you a sandwich, but I was just too confused.

Urban dictionary.  Kenyan Tomato Pie. Named for our POTUS' homeland.   Who thinks this crap up.

What sort of salad joints do you hang out in anyway MrScribbler?

First lady says she sneaks out for burgers.

Urban dictionary.  Kenyan Tomato Pie. Named for our POTUS' homeland.   Who thinks this crap up.

At least it's low cal.

Posted by: Techie at December 05, 2010 07:11 PM (SzvZF)

Do you really think the quality of vegetables they get is going to be higher than the quality of the meat they get?

My local High School doesn't prepare any food in their cafeteria. They redistribute Burger King/KFC/Pizza from down the street. BwaHahahaha.

First lady says she sneaks out for burgers.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 05, 2010 07:17 PM (8pP6k)

What else does it sneak out for?

*insert popcorn munching noise here*

Posted by: beerologist at December 05, 2010 07:11 PM (47crF)

The First Klingon is constantly insuating herself into PSA's involving fresh veggies on the Disney Channel and it's pissing me off.

At least my 6 year old niece knows the health food aspect is bullshit.

I used to sneak out of the White House too...haw haw haw....haw haw haw....and when I was Governor I used to sneak out in the middle of the night back then too...haw haw haw...

Now when I sneak out it's not as much fun because she who can't be named isn't living with me anymore so it's not nearly as much fun *sigh*.

My local High School doesn't prepare any food in their cafeteria. They redistribute Burger King/KFC/Pizza from down the street. BwaHahahaha.

Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2010 07:18 PM

We begged our school to do that back in the day.  Back then, I could have eaten Micky D's for every meal.

Posted by: seaniep at December 05, 2010 06:49 PM

Of course.  You get the most accurate information here.

There's a chain in the South called Krystal's, and they sell square burgers that aren't much better.

Huh? The anti-hangover qualities of a Krystal cheeseburger at 3:30 in the morning is legend in these parts.

That, and I've been kicked out of every single Krystal in Huntville, AL.

At 3:15 in the morning.

Obama mawing into his sammy while M'chelle looks away is a good indicator of his Presidency.

Mi'chelle must be real bitch, no wonder he runs all over the world.

I bet she beats his skinny ass for not putting the toilet seat down.

I bet she beats his skinny ass for not putting the toilet seat down.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 05, 2010 07:38 PM (Ulu3i)

Dude, it's a Romney site. 

Grill a burger with Dale's Steak Sauce on it.

I've converted vegans with them more than once. It's a very rewarding experience.

bottled water.  another instance of liberals saying "Do what I say - not as I do."

Check it out Massholes http://tinyurl.com/q8a86a The Josh Beckett burger.

@97

He didn't get that busted lip play b'ball..

Great Burger How To: 

Fresh Ground Chuck Roast + Fresh Ground Black Pepper + Kosher Salt + Brown Sugar.

Be Gentle with your meat.

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2010 08:04 PM

Just try to take it away from her.

How come that idiot hack sewed off his hands, instead of, you know, the handcuff chain? DOH!

Posted by: CoolCzech (aka, Johnny the Boy) at December 05, 2010 08:07 PM (tJjm/)

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

(the hacksaw is dropped next to CoolCzech and Max limps off)

Posted by: YouTube at December 05, 2010 08:06 PM (UvJqU)

I still wish Anderson Cooper didn't survive his trip to Chechnya when he was on that.  Oh and that PCRM group is a PETA front.

so at the usual gov't prices, that'll be about 3 billion dollars for the 5000 salad bars, and then what? Will the kids be forced to eat the stuff? They won't be allowed to gradgugate if they refuse to eat salad at least three times a week? (You know, like mandatory voluntary community service.) Will they let you get by with just tomatoes and russian dressing or will the cafeteria staff force you to take (and eat) everything while making sure you only put the right amount of the right dressing on it? What about mandatory fruit for dessert? How about the lawsuit fund for the first time some kids get salmonella? HOW ABOUT A PICTURE OF THE FWOTUS'S ASS WITH THE LEGEND "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT SALAD!"

Whew, I think I hurt myself.

For the record, Ohio Dan (GNhXz)  is not Dan (9L1z6).  I have never been a Romney fan.  He didn't veto the Mass healthcare bill.  He's a big tent RINO type in my book.  Do not get me confused with the other guy. 

Also I liked my old tag id of (Ruhro) better than this one. 

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2010 08:23 PM (8nf3A)

Fries with gravy are a regular thing here - they even serve their open-face roast beef sammiches with fries on the top, and gravy over the whole thing. 

My school actually privatized the cafeteria service three years ago.

The quality of the food went up ten fold.  That, and the kids (and adults) have yogurt, fruit, salads, and a cold cut sandwich bar available to them every day.

The kids who give a sh*t about their health eat the good stuff.  The kids who don't eat pizza and candy bars every day. 

Personal responsibility is a bitch.  Sometimes you just have to let the fat a$$es get fatter.  Eventually, a person will either figure it out, or he'll get buried in an extra-large coffin at age 42.   

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2010 08:22 PM (oVQFe)

Ahh that's their deal.  Killing two birds with one stone.  (heh)

Did anybody notice that how little time it took us to get to 100M hits compared to how long it took us to get to 50M hits?

It seems like only yesterday...

I would go for the foot long burger.

And I think the new Queen from DC's booty is ALOT wider.

How long till hubby gets caught in an affair with some skinny a** scandi blond?  If it makes the PC news, which I doubt.

You would think being DC she would sneak out for lunch in a good restaurant.  But no, she heads to fast food joints.

Posted by: nickless at December 05, 2010 08:29 PM (MMC8r)

--The only serious regulation I recall from high school was how the room with the coke vending machines was locked up during regular hours, so you could only buy juice.  I never did, not because they tasted bad (we're talking sugary Ocean Spray type stuff --not exactly unconditionally nutritious) but because the cans were half the size as cokes and they cost the same: ripoff.

Jewish News

Posted by: A.G. at December 05, 2010 08:30 PM (oAVyq)

--Wow, goes to show where The Court of King Barry's priorities are.

Hmm, we have a child obesity problem? How did this happen?

No P.E. classes?

No recess?

Scaring the shit out of every mother in America by thinking there's a child abductor around every corner so they'd never let their kids outside to play (despite the fact the most abductions are committed by an estranged spouse)?

Hmmm...

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 05, 2010 08:31 PM (1rCpo)

You know how that's going to work out -- $50,000 worth of aerobics equipment that never gets used because they're too dangerous.

180 ...and there it is now in the sidebar...

Posted by: A.G. at December 05, 2010 08:34 PM (oAVyq

It was actually there before your comment.  I considered pointing it out but figured your comment was about why no post or people talking about it in the comments.

We used to have something we called "shit cookies" in high school. They were some obscure mixture of chocolate and oatmeal. Quite tasty and nearly void of any nutritional value. And guess what they looked like.

They were delicious.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 05, 2010 08:13 PM (1mcEt)

well maybe arhooley.  But  I don't think Sarah or Bristol have come out saying  "people just don't like me because I have a tattoo and have gay friends" 

Whats Mee-shell sitting on?  With an ass that big, if she was on a chair her knees would be hitting the table!! she must be sitting on her own fat ass

And she wants those cheap sizzler like salad bars at schools?  My god, the meat at those salad bars already is rumored to come from abortion clinics!  Think how bad it'll be in public schools..  my god folks.   But we know this is for all the white kids.  The minorities get to eat free and have it catered every day from the four seasons..

thats not hyperbole.  Thats fact

When I was in highschool I had to pay for lunch and walked home.  The mexicans, not so much.  They ate free, and their parents would pick them up in brand new suburbans with 24" rims.  Whats up with that?  The gov't thinks they're poor because they pay no taxes, but the reality is they deal only in cash and are loaded.  ahh the manufactued 'crisis' of the poor, poor latinos in SoCal.  sucking us dry collecting welfare and food stamps and buying new extended cab trucks every year.

Excuse us if we don't buy into this 'dream act' BULLSHIT

WHAT A SCAM!!!! and the WSJ idiots lap it up! my god we're already overrun down here!  If dream act passes, each one can bring ALL THEIR RELATIVES!!! Hello?  Anyone home?  good god

Posted by: Bugler at December 05, 2010 08:49 PM (VXBR1)

Called No-bake cookies here.

@ 138 Make it Vegetarian.

Liberals, like Their Brains, are Vegatables.

My grandmother used to call them "cold cookies" because they didn't require cooking. I grew up on them.

Perchance, would you have a recipe? Damn, those things were good, in addition to being a childhood memory that I'd love to recreate.

No bake cookies, you're welcome

http://tinyurl.com/bwtbgf

I'm getting really tired of Prisiq Anti-Depressent commercials.
"Depression leaves me feeling tired, run down, completely unmotivated."

Patient: and that's why yellow makes me sad.

DI Shrink: You know what make me sad? YOU DO! WHY DON'T WE GET IN A TRUCK AND DRIVE ON DOWN TO MAMBI PAMBI LAND? YOU JACK WAGoN! 

Tissue?  Throws box. 

I'm in the DI's corner on that one.

And fuck Moochelle and her stupid salad bars and her blatant hypocrisy. 

And fuck Moochelle and her stupid salad bars terrible fashion sense and her blatant hypocrisy

FTFY

Thanks for the recipe. This will be a cool Christmas. I can make these for my 5-year-old granddaughter.

Of course, her parents will have to deal with the ensuing sugar and chocolate rush, but that's what children-in-law are for, aren't they?

oh boy, here all we have is spam

spam and.......... (fill in the blank)

at least it's 84 degrees out

I realize I sound like my dad now or that Dana Carvey old man in that old SNL skit."Back in my day...".

Welcome to adulthood.

 Can I vote for Thread Winner?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 05, 2010 09:32 PM (tJjm/)

Are you kidding?  I'm sure it would be sourdough. 

Or just let the kids continue to shove those quadruple cheeseburgers in their pieholes, and we can free-market our way as quickly as possible to being the fattest, unhealthiest population in the world. All while making all those fast food conglomerates rich beyond their wildest sales projections.

Cause why the hell should we be responsible and encourage our children to eat healthy when it's so much easier to for them to gorge on fat and die at 40?

BUT A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER FOR THE GOD-GIVEN GLORY OF AMERICA!

Posted by: JEA at December 05, 2010 09:27 PM (CqpxJ)

There's a difference between parents telling their kids to do things and encouraging them and having the government sticking its nose in your business and making it illegal for you to do something as horrible as wanting a double cheeseburger once in a while.

So go fuck yourself you worthless liberal troll too cowardly to actually stick around a thread instead of your normal comment turds.

 Can I vote for Thread Winner?

I don't get the enormous popularity of the movies.

At least it ain't Twilight.

Are you kidding?  I'm sure it would be sourdough. 

Yeah, sesame seeds would itch like a bitch.  She's be digging for weeks for relief.

Cause why the hell should we be responsible and encourage our children to eat healthy when it's so much easier to for them to gorge on fat and die at 40?

Comrade,  you didn't get the Party's directive. People who die at 40 don't use health care. They paid in, but we don't pay out.

Is the (rather low wattage) light bulb going on now?

 How "green" is soul food?

Has anybody made a Soylent Green joke yet?

Haha Morgan Spurlock! hahahah I remember watching his '30 days' show a few years ago.. and only because it came on after the shield (when shield was still on, and still good.. ya know, before the last 2 seasons)..  30 days was the biggest turd of liberal garbage squeezed into 30 minutes ever created!

and btw, Spurlocks original propaganda movie was made up.  Those blood test results have never been replicated by anyone else who's tried it.  The throwing up was fake too.  Joseph Goebbels couldn't ask for a better little apprentice.  and his 'wife' .. I bet she's got a hyphenated last name just for the cherry on top

This is so. But to give Twilight credit... at least it wasn't as bad as Eat, Love, and Pray. I still get anger attacks over that one.

It is annoying but it's exactly what I expect from Julia Roberts.  Just another format for telling us how to live our lives.

This is so. But to give Twilight credit... at least it wasn't as bad as Eat, Love, and Pray. I still get anger attacks over that one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 05, 2010 09:46 PM (tJjm/)

I really hope you plan to use that against your wife the next time there's a movie you want to see that she doesn't.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 05, 2010 09:48 PM (GNhXz)

How old are they?  I think HP is PG-13 and Narnia is PG.  And I would expect Narnia to continue with its Christian subtexts.

I will be taking out the Grand kids for a Christmas break movie.  I figure it's a tossup between the latest Narnia and Harry Pooter release.  Any thoughts?

How old are the Grandkids?  I've seen Harry Potter and I liked it, personally.  But HP is no longer a little kids movie.  It has grown up with the audience it started with.  At the theater, I saw very few kids who were under middle school.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 05, 2010 09:48 PM (GNhXz)

I don't know how old the kids are or if there is a decent theatre company where you live but I always took my kids to see Nutcracker, they loved it.

If he's a fifteen year old boy, he may go just to peep some Emma Watson.

I took my Wife, Daughter-in-Law and 11 year old grand daughter out to see the Nutcracker the year before last.  Everyone enjoyed it.  I wouldn't mind seeing a little local theater again.

 I'd honestly go with Narnia  It will be a lighter affair and won't end on a cliffhanger.

True.

I would definitely pay to see a remastered Wizard of Oz at a theater with my family.  Maybe even adapted to 3-D

It would be better than any remake will ever be.

Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2010 10:02 PM (zxpIo)

Festive salad will be a government requirement on all posts when net neutrality passes 

The kids range from 5 to 15. 

I think I can guarantee HP will scare the bejeezus out of the 5-year old.   Plus (spoilers),

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there's a rather bit of a graphic hallucination almost sex scene between Harry and Hermione.

The only thing I liked about Crooks and Liars was you had a few seconds to go back and edit your typos.

Oh yeah, and I liked shitting in their Wheaties.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 05, 2010 10:06 PM (tJjm/)

Well like just look at the color schemes of the movies.  All the trailers/commercials of the latest HP movie the coloring just all looks dark and depressing.  Look at Narnia.  Bright vibrant colors.  People actually smiling.

Emma Watson is a cutie. She's grown up, so I can talk about her without sounding like a perv. But the young boys really love her. 

there's a rather bit of a graphic hallucination almost sex scene between Harry and Hermione.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver

Harry graphic or Hermione graphic?

Hermione, mostly.  Very sensual imagery.

Posted by: political correctness czar at December 05, 2010 10:28 PM (UPNlB)

Aaaand on that note, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk burping.

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 05, 2010 10:26 PM (zgt4q)

Well don't worry. They fired all their writers.

Australopithecus was about three feet tall and had a brain about the size of a chimp's. Perhaps Australopithecus Bosei would be a better fit.

A chimp?  More like a lemur, I'd say.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead Unisted States at December 05, 2010 10:26 PM

Hah!  I never thought it was all that.  Never did care about the characters.  Not one.  But I keep watching to see if something interesting happens.

Well don't worry. They fired all their writers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2010 10:32 PM

Did they really?  Great move.

Well don't worry. They fired all their writers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2010 10:32 PM

Did they really?  Great move.

Wish I knew how to get hired on as a writer in Hollywood.  They write some of the most gawdawful dreck I've ever heard.

332 -- Australopithecus was about three feet tall and had a brain about the size of a chimp's. Perhaps Australopithecus Bosei would be a better fit.

You mean like robert reich..?

Well don't worry. They fired all their writers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2010 10:32 PM

Did they really?  Great move.

Wish I knew how to get hired on as a writer in Hollywood.  They write some of the most gawdawful dreck I've ever heard.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2010 10:36 PM (mB8LV)

Yep it sounds like they might go with a freelance model for the second season.  When I heard it they said that's a model that several BBC shows have used to success.

All these burgers have been personally approved my Michelle Obama.

In return for a small contribution to the Communis Democrat Party, of course.

Am I the only person who thinks Moochelle has frenemies working for her?  I mean who came up with the idea of making her signature issue obesity?  And who dresses her?  Somebody is telling her she looks good in those boob belts.  With friends like these...

Oh, second thought.  Maybe this is Bammy's passive-agressive side showing.  He's got to be subtle though.  So it's "Sure Michelle, you look awesome in that" and "You'd be a great spokesperson to talk about obesity every day" and "Hey NYT, can you get another shot of the first lady snacking on that triple cheeseburger?"

That was the season finale?  That episode was for only one plot device: to show how the zombie virus worked.. kinda.  We knew all that through common sense.

The previews from last week were to mislead us.. No soldiers, no experimenting on anyone. no.  Soldiers were a flashback and a common shower scene was made to look sinister.

God I feel so cheated.  Nothing to look forward to either

I remember when x-files was new and the season 2 or so finale was such a cliff hanger some people (at least they said) stopped watching the show because of it.  It turned out to be a 3 parter that went into the next season.  great show before it too went off the rails

The last good show was the first 3 seasons of 24.. and that borrowed heavily on the 'shadow gov't' sociopaths working behind the scenes stuff from the x-files.

Too bad all the good storylines have been taken.  Nothing worth watching

Heard there was a new release of Fantasia coming out.

BlueRay & otherwise.

Posted by: John Frum at December 05, 2010 11:05 PM (qQG8/

Eh, doesn't make too much sense to have the first season end on a cliffhanger.  They probably had no idea if they were going to get a second season so at least finish it off with some form of a resolution so they don't feel as cheated.

Posted by: Druid at December 05, 2010 11:27 PM (RnujI)

Yeah I'm watching again to be sure but I thought it sounded like that reliance on fossil fuels for power isn't the best since its a finite source that once your supply is gone you're done.  Bitching about them not having a power source that can last years or decades vs. one that will eventually hit E on the dial.  It wasn't like it was some "destroying the environment" comment.

Follow my dietary recommendations, and you can be as svelte as me!

(But for some reasons doorways shrink. Dunno why.)

well, that would explain why Michelle Obama is so chubby.

She has a wierd body.  Her arms look very toned, completely at odds with the lower half of her body.  She's obviously a pear-shape, but it looks like her upper and lower body don't match each other.  I wonder if she's had liposuction on her arms to enable her to show them off.  If so, it's worked.  Gives the MSM something to focus on, because otherwise the eye is drawn to her lower half.

You haven't lived until you've had a Frisch's Super Big Boy with Onion Rings and a Large Vanilla Coke.

Assuming that you are omnivorous.