1 hallelujah

new post

2 The esteemed President should change his name to Narcissus McCockholster.

3

Whoever had "after 3 : 00pm) in the ace pool, pay the fuck up.  now.

4 Ace is up already?

5 Barry's just pissed that Rush won't spot him 12.

6 Since this unity thing does not seem to be working out can I set my Taser to "Defecate" now?

7 The question was asked of Limbaugh, too, who said of course he'd play golf with the President -- any president.

I'd play golf with any President, too.  But, I'd never play golf with a Precedent.

8 The latter, captain fantastic name, is just a rip off of a Family Guy episode. You gotta be pretty fucking stupid to name yourself after a throwaway Seth MacFarlane line.

9 After yesterday's thread, I'm planning on changing my name...
to Cap'n Crunchenberryfruitypebbles. 

10 I second that.

Also,  Oballbag is a sniveling arse.  The right is ALWAYS willing to shake hands with the left.  The left however NEVER practice what they preach and this is the result.   A delusional self serving President (God I hate saying that) who has done nothing but stick his finger in the eyes of his political rivals.  This 'man' needs to actually start some uniting that he claims he can do because all I see is a fault line the size of San Andreas that HE created.

11 So Limbaugh shows more class than Obama.

Color me shocked.

12 Zev Chafets

Yeah, another Jew who isn't a lefty liberal fail--we have a lot of compensating to do...
 

13 However, he will play golf with me: anytime, anywhere. (Without any preconditions). Rush Limbaugh is just too much of a kook.

14 Being both arrogant and thin-skinned is not a good combination, Mr. President. Especially when the arrogance is unwarranted.

15 What I find fascinating is that Barack Obama seems to have no understanding of what is appropriate behavior for a President.  A President isn't supposed to make a joke like that except in his most private and trusted inner circle.

But maybe he thought he was among friends when he made that comment and wouldn't be quoted -- a naive belief in this day and age when everything a President says and does at all times is subject to leaks and scrutiny.

16
so there'll be no Golf Summit?

17

My family is so liberal-condescending-superior about just how compassionate and kind and concerned about "tones" THEIR side is, while my side is, of course, racist-sexist-bigoted etc.

Now their hero comes through with this childish (tween?) insult.  Right after his outing of being a user of the term "teabagger."  Thats showing some true adult leadership, President Oworthless.  Betcha you don't talk to Iran, N. Korea or China with that mouth!

I'll use these same references over dinner soon and my family will be shocked, SHOCKED that I would use such terms.  I predict it now.

18 Posted by: taylork at May 12, 2010 02:32 PM (0Hn5w)

I've been using it since Nov 4th, 2008, when I started addressing him as the Precedent-Elect.  Go search for it and you'll see it all over Hotair.  Maybe Seth ripped it off of me?

You've got to be pretty fucking stupid to make the assumption you're making.

19

(BTW, that last one is an old story -- two years old -- but it seems to be getting "re-broken" lately for some reason.)

Take it from me, you can only break some things once.

20 "Limbaugh can play with himself."

That would have totally killed in 4th grade.

21 in this day and age when everything a President says and does at all times is subject to leaks and scrutiny.

You lie!

22
Kinda makes me want to see Rush run for president in 2012.

Imagine the debates...

/gets full wood

23 For being Mr. Elegant - Obama sure makes a point to be vulgar.

24

He settled on Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.

What was wrong with Spiff--his other moniker? I like that.

I mean, SDF is as preposterous as...{struggling to find apropos analogy}.... Costanza's Seven _{or laceyunderalls if you want to get technical}

25 You gotta be pretty fucking stupid to name yourself after a throwaway Seth MacFarlane line.

Well, it is teenager, and a British one to boot. That combo pegs the stupidometer pretty hard.

26 Speaking of criticism of 0bama, here's what Kagan had to say about free speech:

Whether a given category of speech enjoys First Amendment protection depends upon a categorical balancing of the value of the speech against its societal costs.

via Mark Steyn, who knows a thing or two about this . . .

27 Aha - this seems to be poorly attributed.  From the NY Post article:

Chafets reports he encouraged Limbaugh to reach out to the president just after last July's "Beer Summit" that Obama hosted between Professor Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. Joseph Crowley, the Cambridge cop who arrested Gates after he locked himself out of his own home.

"You guys are both golfers," Chafets told Limbaugh. "Would you play a round with the president and show the country that there are no hard feelings?"

"He's the president of the United States," Limbaugh told Chafets. "If any president asked me to meet him, or play golf with him, I'd do it. But I promise you that will never happen. His base on the left would have a s--t-fit."

"How about letting me ask?" Chafets said.

"Go ahead," Limbaugh said. "Nothing will come of it."

Chafets writes that he reached out to Obama adviser David Axelrod, "whom I know slightly," but Axelrod didn't return calls. Then Chafets spoke to "a very senior Democratic activist with whom I'm friendly" who said he would convey the message.

A day or two later the adviser responded, "Limbaugh can play with himself." Chafets wouldn't name the aide or say whether the quote was directly from Obama.

28 I once saw the name "Wildfang, Rage" in a phone book.

29

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

Everybody else did..

30 IÂ’ll keep comin to ya on an airwave road
IÂ’ll be knockinÂ’ that odious twit Obama with a red white and blue maximum load
And when I take him apart youÂ’ll really see something
So dont worry cause IÂ’m Rush and I am coming

Im Rush man
Im Rush man
Listen up America!
Im Rush man
Im Rush man

I got what I got the capitalist way
And IÂ’ll take it to that phony Messiah in each and every way
So American dont you fret
Cause youÂ’ve hardly even seen me knockin that double talking childish twit yet

Im Rush man
Im Rush man
Play it Snerdley baby!
Im Rush man
Im Rush man

Listen
IÂ’m all wrapped up in the things America needs
I learned how to be an American almost before I could eat
I come from American heartland stock
When I kick ObamaÂ’s petulant arse things will really rock

Im Rush man
Im Rush man
Take that you power grabbing elitist Marxist nut!
Im Rush man
Im Rush man

IÂ’ll grab your minds and IÂ’ll pull you in
Give you and GodÂ’s furry creatures hope and be their and Americas best friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Im Rush man
Im Rush man
Youre a Rush man!
Im Rush man
Im Rush man!

31 My name is McLovin.

32 Precedent Mulligan probably beats himself on a regular basis.

33 balancing of the value of the speech against its societal costs.

via Mark Steyn, who knows a thing or two about this . . .

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2010 02:37 PM (Mmw0q)

yeah. "societal costs".  Who gets to be the accountant?

34 Guy's a fucking punk.

35 All bisexuals know what tea-baggin' is.

36 Barry's got nothing but a short game IYKWIMAITTYD.

37

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

So you're saying he's a corpseman?? _{see what I did there??}

38 Regarding Barry's comments, no one has ever accused him of having any CLASS.

39
32

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

Everybody else did..

Ouchouchouchouchouchouchouchouch ouchouchouchouchouchouch ouchouchouchouch ouchouchouchouchouch


+1 for brutality

40 C'mon, I know you guys are just dying to know what I think of Obama, right?

41 Barack Obama in... The Legend of Teabagger Schwanz

42 I once saw the name "Wildfang, Rage" in a phone book.

Posted by: Jon at May 12, 2010 02:38 PM (Xt7UU)

My mother used to work in the voter registration office in Alameda County, California.  She saw many unusual names, like Epluribus Eubanks and Appendectomy Johnson.

43 #30  I saw those two stories too, but I'm convinced that Obama Himself said it.  After all, this is the guy who got his jollies off using finger gestures during speeches that, strangely enough, looked like he was flipping people off along with using the "teabagger" slur.

44 On a VERY positive note, the secretary here at work is demonstrating how far her nipples can protrude her sweater.

Delicious

45 Maybe Rush could lure Barry onto the course with some arugula and a Koran.

46 (costarring: Larry Sinclair)

47

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

Everybody else did..

Posted by: TexasJew at May 12, 2010 02:38 PM (1TjKF)

Only everybody in the Muslim world.

48
keep us abreast, MM

49

On a VERY positive note, the secretary here at work is demonstrating how far her nipples can protrude her sweater.

Delicious

Eh, sounds like someones been dialing up the AC huh?

50 Yo 34 Your not the real McLovin.

Knock it off.

51 On a VERY positive note, the secretary here at work is demonstrating how far her nipples can protrude her sweater.

Delicious

Posted by: MelodicMetal at May 12, 2010 02:42 PM (x4S2a)

Camera-phone pics?

52

yeah. "societal costs".  Who gets to be the accountant?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 12, 2010 02:39 PM (JrRME)

Probably me, in a few months.

53 47 On a VERY positive note, the secretary here at work is demonstrating how far her nipples can protrude her sweater.

Reminds me of the time I got into work early (yeah, that's right) and the only other person there was a secretary whose hi-beams were on, if you get my drift. The only thing I could come up with was, "cold in here, ain't it?"
Swear to God.

54 Pikers

55 I'm going with Lightninbug,Moonbat,Balloonknot Jr. Typical O'bummer acting like a first grader.That ass definately ate too much paste in grade school,or chewed on alot of lead based paint windowsills.

56 Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.

Sounds like a name he got from playing too much World of Warcraft. 

So if I changed my legal name to "Kratos", I wouldn't look like a complete tool anymore?  Awesome!

57 I can't wait for the adults to be in charge again.

58 #30  I saw those two stories too, but I'm convinced that Obama Himself said it.  After all, this is the guy who got his jollies off using finger gestures during speeches that, strangely enough, looked like he was flipping people off along with using the "teabagger" slur.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 12, 2010 02:42 PM (9hSKh)

I strongly suspect he did, but unfortunately this story doesn't rise to the level of proof.  There's so much of him on the record (as you noted) that I'd rather focus on all that and wait until the audio or video surfaces to declare this conclusively true.

59 Personally I would rather play with myself then play with Barry.

60 Dang,  I got beaten to the McLovin joke. 

It could be worse, he could have named himself Seamore Butts.

61

Appendectomy Johnson

What are the odds that this person is African-American?

62 Who would want to play golf with The Precedent, anyway.  He cheats and then he taunts the people he just cheated, with the secret service standing ready to pummel anyone who calls the cheater a cheater.

The appropriate, fair match is Kim Jong Il golfing versus the Indonesian Imbecile bowling.  That's a fair match.  37 to 38, or something like that.

63


Epluribus Eubanks and Appendectomy Johnson

Why the hell you lookin' at us?






_{PS - Pics or it didn't happen, MM}

64 We'd be happy to do much more than just errm 'play' with you, Dear Leader!

65
Captain Crunch was invented by the white man to kill black youth.

66 Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand?
Too bad, he didn't take my suggestion for "Axewielder Irongar The Beasttamer"

67
Dagnabit!

This really steams me. I'm a big fan of Rush's.

Mega dittos!

68 The suave and debonair class of our Speshul Precedent has been firmly established:

http://tinyurl.com/yg5jbh3

69 Hey come on now you would be thinking playing with yourself was a good thing and not an insult too if you married a Wookie.

70 Stormhammer?

Why would anyone want a name like that?

71 40

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

So you're saying he's a corpseman?? _{see what I did there??}

_{Thanks for reminding why I come here - an intense level of intellectual stimulation... or something along those lines.}

72

Ace is up already?

That or he's in the throes of a blackout drunk.

Hard to tell.

73 Reminds me of the time I got into work early (yeah, that's right) and the only other person there was a secretary whose hi-beams were on, if you get my drift. The only thing I could come up with was, "cold in here, ain't it?"
Swear to God.

Posted by: real joe at May 12, 2010 02:46 PM (IpIBJ)

In 1990, I was living in the SF Bay Area and working for a small company in Costa Mesa, down in Orange County.  On one of my trips to the headquarters, I walked in and the secretary blurted out, "You made me scream in bed last night!"  There was much embarrassment and blushing and stammered denials until she explained, "I had a nightmare last night and dreamed you were attacking me."  (I have no idea how I managed to invade the girl's dreams.)

74

Stormhammer?

Why would anyone want a name like that?

 

I'm guessing it's one of the guys from the Coldsteel video from the other day.

75 68
Captain Crunch was invented by the white man to kill black youth.

Posted by: Michelle O'Bama at May 12, 2010 02:49 PM (Oxen1)

I thought that was AIDS or crack cocaine?  I get so confused.

76 Everytime some dude changes his name to Stormhammer, Democrats win another 20.3751 seats in November.

77 Hmm, cool new names for the Precedent... Dickhammer Firehand McStormypants Spendhammer Budgetflamer McDeficitshanks

78 Ace I give you the scoop of the day and you are thinking Obama should show the big man some love? C'mon..when pigs fly or when organizers work...

No budget resolution in an election year is a BFD.

79

No doubt Ovomit plays golf like Judge Smails. 

Danny:  Yes, sir, by all means, improve your lie.

80 Obama just doesn't want everyone to know that he only swings from the red tee.

81 73 Stormhammer?

Why would anyone want a name like that?

Yeah, that's a really stupid name - unless you're a WoW fan.

Stuiec...your real name wouldn't happen to be Freddy Kruger, would it?

82 I still say our best president was Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

83 Our Post-Partisan, Uniting President: "Limbaugh Can Play With Himself"

In all fairness, the Indonesian Imbecile's English isn't that great, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities that he just doens't know the appropriate preposition to use.  Considering that he has yet to learn the correct usage of the indefinite article, this is a distinct possibility.  In Indonesian elementary schools, they learn to use "by" and "with" interchangeably.

84 OT:  Lots of rumor mongering on the intertubes that Germany is going to dump the euro this weekend and reintroduce the deutsche mark. Kitco, the metals dealer, helped things along with this ready-to-go webpage:  http://tinyurl.com/2ekqyf2

85 No budget resolution in an election year is a BFD. Posted by: Lunatic, What Comes From the Fringe at May 12, 2010 02:52 PM (uFdnM) You mean no continuing resolution, or no budget resolution at all?

86 Obama can kiss my sweaty ass. Punk ass president.

87 Why would anyone want a name like that? - Posted by: Dick Swett

Ha! Ha!

88 In all fairness, the Indonesian Imbecile's English isn't that great, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities that he just doens't know the appropriate preposition to use grammar is racist.

FIFY.

(The smartest POTUS evah?  With the Ivy League degrees and the two best-selling autobiographies?  The rara avis?)

89 And oh by the way, have we ever had a president with such a slut for a mom and whose nude, slut pictures are on the internet? Never? Are you sure?

90

Obama kin go fuck his mama..

Everybody else did...

Nahhh, she only whored around with other communists. 

91 What a douche-noggin.

92 92 And oh by the way, have we ever had a president with such a slut for a mom and whose nude, slut pictures are on the internet? Never? Are you sure? Posted by: Dave at May 12, 2010 02:58 PM (Xm1aB) Well, I hear Dolly Madison was pretty free-spirited, IYKWIMAITYD. No Internet, of course, but that's a mere detail.

93 Well, I hear Dolly Madison was pretty free-spirited, IYKWIMAITYD.

She was a real zinger.

94 No fucking resolution at all. Just caught tail end of Bob Pisani yakkin about it while taking dirty gruel bowl to sink.

95 (The smartest POTUS evah?  With the Ivy League degrees and the two best-selling autobiographies?  The rara avis?)

Posted by: HomerRadish at May 12, 2010 02:58 PM (mR7mk)

Well, he's the smartest Precedent ever ... so he's got that going for him.  And he's clearly the smartest Chief Executive since Feb 2009. 

96 Stuiec...your real name wouldn't happen to be Freddy Kruger, would it?

Posted by: Ed Balls at May 12, 2010 02:53 PM (9hSKh)

Man, you don't know what shock is until you walk into your workplace and a co-worker blurts out loud enough for EVERYONE to hear, "You made me scream in bed last night!"  (I know I am repeating myself - I like the sound of it.)  My first thought was that if I'd had that kind of fun, it would be cosmic unfairness for me to have no recollection of it.

97

And oh by the way, have we ever had a president with such a slut for a mom and whose nude, slut pictures are on the internet?

Good lord, can you imagine nekkid pics of Miz Lillian?

98 The only thing I could come up with was, "cold in here, ain't it?"
Swear to God.

I usually say "Take them out of the oven, the turkeys are done!"

99 On a VERY positive note, the secretary here at work is demonstrating how far her nipples can protrude her sweater.

Delicious

Posted by: MelodicMetal at May 12, 2010 02:42 PM (x4S2a)

PICS OR GTFO

100 I can just picture the vile dwarf now - tongue flicking, ocular nictitating membranes fluttering - playground hissing, "Go play with yourself." And what if he is ever found strangled with the ribbons of pink silk toe shoes? The horror.

101 Captain Crunch was invented by the white man to kill black youth.

Posted by: Michelle O'Bama at May 12, 2010 02:49 PM (Oxen1)

I thought that was AIDS or crack cocaine?  I get so confused.

Posted by: Johnnyreb at May 12, 2010 02:51 PM (y67bA)

What do you think gives Cap'n Crunch its crunch?  It's the crack rock in each piece.

The AIDS virus is in the sugar glaze.

102

What can I say, eez true.

From me, come many womens...

*winks and fires off a finger-pistol*

103 So President Cocksucker once again opens his mouth, and stupidity falls out.

color me surprised

104
And what if he is ever found strangled with the ribbons of pink silk toe shoes? The horror.
I'm thinking man eating eel.

105 Good lord, can you imagine nekkid pics of Miz Lillian?

There's swimsuit pictures of Barbara Bush as a young mother.  She was a bit of a dish.

106

Good lord, can you imagine nekkid pics of Miz Lillian?

Posted by: Damn Skippy at May 12, 2010 03:04 PM (VDgKF)

There was one of those right here on Cinco de Mayo.

107 "Oh, and since Obama makes cutesy sexual double-entendres in his disses, I think it's more likely Obama knew exactly what he was saying when he referred to "teabaggers."" Remember the discussions of "did he or didn't he shoot the bird during that speech?" I guess that's settled now, too.

108 Our corpseman in chief acts like a 3rd grade punk...wow, that's news.

109 Hey Michelle--pull my finger.

110 I'll bet it took an army of people to come up with that little zinger for Barry. Then they had to get it up on the prompter for him, do a couple of read throughs before he could deliver it. Then the army of people who thought up that gem laughed sychophantically at and praised Barry for being so witty. And Barry, of course, nodded in agreement.

111 64

Appendectomy Johnson

Any relation to Elana Addadicktomy Kagan?

112

The Corpseman in Chief is a fitting name for Obama. Not only does he not look black, his face in photographs often looks a ghastly gray color and very corpse like indeed.

There are also very unfortunate make up gaffes, ranging from orange to some shades never seen in nature.

113

Leftese Translation:

It's obvious this conversation started off on the wrong foot.  To wit, Limbaugh should know that Obama is a "pay-to-play" kind of guy, so it's merely a question of how much is he willing to pay for the face time.

114 My god, the comments on here are effing hilarious!

Yeah  the secretary here is pretty flirty.  Pretty and flirty. :-)

We joke with her all the time that it's hard  "difficult" to look her in the face while she talks to us.

She brought us in a six pack of Bud when Scott Brown won.

Gods honest truth

Conservative babes are where it's AT!

115

Another piece of double entendre I saw over at Sondra K's place:

The White House has reportedly issued off the record denials that Ms Kagan is gay. When asked officially, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs replied: ‘It’s not anything I’m going to get into.'

Couldn't be- Gibbs isn't that clever, is he?

116 In all fairness, the Indonesian Imbecile's English isn't that great, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities that he just doens't know the appropriate preposition to use.  Considering that he has yet to learn the correct usage of the indefinite article, this is a distinct possibility.  In Indonesian elementary schools, they learn to use "by" and "with" interchangeably.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 12, 2010 02:53 PM (Qp4DT)

What, mister unprecedented eloquence can't put a sentence together?

117 ‘It’s not anything I’m going to get into.'

At that point, he is the spokesman for all red-blooded hetero males.

118 Yeah  the secretary here is pretty flirty.  Pretty and flirty. :-)

You do have a camera on the phone.  You do, don't you?

119 I've been using it since Nov 4th, 2008, when I started addressing him as the Precedent-Elect.  Go search for it and you'll see it all over Hotair.  Maybe Seth ripped it off of me?

You've got to be pretty fucking stupid to make the assumption you're making

You've been calling Obama Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman...Flash Combines?

Doubt it. And it's from a family guy episode made over 5 years ago.  Something like that doesn't just reappear coincidentally. It gets ripped off.

120 Huh? His name was Dicksmith. If my Latin is correct, that translates roughly to "One who builds big brass balls". How is S.D.F. an improvement?

121

Appendectomy Johnson

What are the odds that this person is African-American?

 

No.  Dr. Johnson was given the nickname "Appendectomy" after demonstrating his superior greedy-doctor skills in removing perfectly good appendices (?) whenever some kid came in crying about a tummy-ache.

122 Well those that bet that Ace would not post before 3:00 lost, by 17 minutes.

I think the fix was in.

Tomorrow another bet!

123 oops, 37 minutes, the boy was up pretty damn early!

124

O/T -- This is why I lurves me some Good 'Ole Boys.  Some fellas from Flyover Country discover the easy way to clean up the oil spill.  American ingenuity strikes again.

http://tinyurl.com/28s76sy

 

125 Chafets wouldn't name the aide or say whether the quote was directly from Obama.

Which means he's the one who said it.

126 "Whether a given category of speech enjoys First Amendment protection depends upon a categorical balancing of the value of the speech against its societal costs."

I can almost guarantee Ben Franklin himself would have shot whoever said this back in the day.

This is the kind of shit our forefathers never foresaw, a nation SO spoiled that it's citizens scrutinize themselves more than sworn enemies trying to kill us.

It's awe inspiring in that ho 

127 The First Family of Trash - the Obamas.  Classless and clueless.

128 68
Captain Crunch was invented by the white man to kill black youth.

Posted by: Michelle O'Bama at May 12, 2010 02:49 PM (Oxen1) \

Reminds me of the SNL skit with Eddie Murphy as Shabazz K. Morton doing the Black History Minute; he was talking about how George Washington Carver got ripped off by Edward "Skippy" Williamson and Frederick "Jiff" Armstrong for a peanut spread recipe...

129

"Toncillitus" Johnson > "Appendectomy" Johnson.

Regards,

Shake Tiller

130 Go play with himself.   Hahahahahaha.  President Obama is soooooo funny and cool!

131 Immature little fifth graders.  That joke is so last year.

132 Obama isn't just our second black president. He is even sleazier than our first black president ......, but actually not as sleazy as the people who voted for both of them, from which I must conclude that they're searching through sewers to find someone even sleazier to become their next presidential candidate. It's disheartening to realize that immoral, stupid and dangerously psychotic, slimy low-lifes are in the majority in this country.

133 troublesome? well...i'll tell you what's troublesome...

dear mr. president,

 what i find troublesome is that you spend so much time worrying about critics when you should be doing your job. as james madison once said, when you have freedom there is dissent, and opposition parties. i am sure you aren't a fan of james madison either, you know, since he was the primary author of the constitution, that piece of paper you also find so "troublesome."

 in closing, i would add that you are a putz, a spend-thrift, and i'd appreciate it greatly if you'd stop spending this country into bankruptcy. also, i would recommend that you read some milton friedman, or perhaps some hayek. if this is too "troublesome" for you, then perhaps you could at least read some thomas sowell.

 we all are looking forward to your defeat in the next presidential election, and for us locals we are hoping that you'll stay in d.c. instead of coming back to illinois to cause more problems.

 Mistress O.

ps. this was written in the style of e.e. cummings

134 Washingington, Adams and Jefferson would be so proud of Barry. Way to further elevate the office doofus. What was it, pretend to be in 3rd Grade Day at the the WH?

135 Comrade Hussein.

What a wanker.

136 And here we thought Obama was such a class act. We're sooo disillusioned.  LOL

137 hi, great site my friend.

138 der was people suddenly a beat. Scared her face p