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December 22, 2010

Out: Californian Fiscal Sanity; In: Californian Vaginal Steam Baths
— Ace

It's a Korean practice. You know, anything that has any connection to the Far East is science as far as New Agey women are concerned.

Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool, partaking in a centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West.

This is the first time this sentence was ever written:

At Daengki Spa in Koreatown, a 45-minute Vaginal Herbal Therapy treatment can be had for $20 a squat.

I changed "V" to "Vaginal" to really push how absurd this sentence is.

I just opened my own clinic in Newport Beach for dudes. Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

Bye-bye blog traffic, hello, easy street! Whoo-hoo! The recession just ended for me! So long, suckers!

Posted by: Ace at 01:34 PM | Comments (132)
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1 Mmmmmmmm. Vaginal Steam Baths....

Posted by: scituate_tgr at December 22, 2010 01:35 PM (mEJfc)

2 Mmmmmmmmm. Mugwort tea.

Posted by: scituate_tgr at December 22, 2010 01:36 PM (mEJfc)

3 Mmmmmmmmmm. Eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

Count me in Ace!

Posted by: scituate_tgr at December 22, 2010 01:38 PM (mEJfc)

4
in b4 crazy lady with knife!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 01:39 PM (uFokq)

5 Do they provide a newsletter?

Posted by: real joe at December 22, 2010 01:39 PM (IpIBJ)

6 Anna Chapman joins Putin Youth Club.

Posted by: . at December 22, 2010 01:40 PM (kb0wl)

7 Menthol-minty meat, it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Penfold at December 22, 2010 01:41 PM (1PeEC)

8
my new invention: the iBidet

Posted by: Soothsayer Jobs, Apple Inc. at December 22, 2010 01:41 PM (uFokq)

9 That's just wrong on about six different levels - not the least of which being I didn't think of it first.

Another goldmine missed. The only downside I can think of is that LA women can do the steam, or they can vajazzle, but not both. The steam will dissolve the adhesive. If anything prevents this from becoming a phenomenal success, it will be competition from vajazzlers.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 22, 2010 01:41 PM (Jdtsu)

10 I prefer to soak my package in hot boiling wesson oil, with chuncks of habanero, jalopeno, and serrano peppers thrown in for good measure.

Posted by: Sparky at December 22, 2010 01:42 PM (r0u40)

11 Do u get to eat the eucalyptus leaves?

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at December 22, 2010 01:43 PM (6KMA1)

12 Oh. Dear. Gawd. Can you imagine the smell?
It's in Koreatown that's a double whammy of smell.

I can't, this is just so wrong.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2010 01:43 PM (iYbLN)

13 No way, did that in Ohio. Avoid the Cleveland Steamer Baths.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2010 01:43 PM (kho+0)

14 No ammount of steaming is getting those wrinkles out.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 01:43 PM (3d6oP)

...oh, and Mugwort.

That is all.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 01:44 PM (3d6oP)

16 I just opened my own clinic in Newport Beach for dudes. Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

After today, with that post, you are hereby promoted to the rank of Sergeant Major of the Army.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 22, 2010 01:44 PM (mAm+G)

17 Maybe they believe if the steam the vagina it will open up.

I can't believe I wrote that.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2010 01:44 PM (iYbLN)

18 I wonder who owns the Patent on the 'Crotchless Stool'?

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 01:45 PM (3d6oP)

19 It's called chai-yok. Isn't Chai another name for yuppie tea? And Ace they are already charing $75 in Manhattan.

Posted by: Moi at December 22, 2010 01:46 PM (Ez4Ql)

Maybe they believe if the steam the vagina it will open up.

If you steam a clam and it doesn't open up, don't eat it.

Bam!

Posted by: Emeri Lagasse at December 22, 2010 01:47 PM (3d6oP)

21 I think this belongs on the ONT.

Posted by: mpfs at December 22, 2010 01:47 PM (iYbLN)

22 It's what's for dinner.

Steamed Vaggies anyone?

Posted by: JavaJoe at December 22, 2010 01:48 PM (e9JZd)

23 Bouillabaisse again?

Posted by: nickless© at December 22, 2010 01:49 PM (MMC8r)

24 18 I wonder who owns the Patent on the 'Crotchless Stool'?

As for myself, I prefer the stool-less crotch.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at December 22, 2010 01:49 PM (mAm+G)

What's the Korean word for 'Mirugai'?

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 01:49 PM (3d6oP)

26 Sounds like Horrible Vaginal Odor woman could use a good steaming. Yum.

Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2010 01:52 PM (OlN4e)

I just opened my own clinic in Newport Beach for dudes. Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

And I've already opened my new Clinic... where the soothing moisture of women's lipstick if gently applied to a man's Junk by my soothing Female Employees.

Wait... what are the cops doing at the door???

Posted by: Dr. Detroit at December 22, 2010 01:54 PM (AdK6a)

I love the smell of Mugwort and Wormwood in the morning!

Posted by: Captain Kilgore at December 22, 2010 01:55 PM (3d6oP)

29 an open-seated stool... What is that, three bare legs, a tripod? Ouch!

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2010 01:56 PM (kho+0)

30 Mmmmmmmmm. Mugwort tea.

You said it!

Posted by: Hairy Potter at December 22, 2010 01:57 PM (xQAv5)

31 Only if Bianca look anything like this.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 22, 2010 01:57 PM (/U/Mr)

32 Sorry, Ace - the quack doctor in Santa Monica beat you to it. "The identical treatment is available for men, to steam the perineal area." Does steam-cleaning help get rid of stubborn dingleberries?

Posted by: Paddy O'Furnijur at December 22, 2010 01:57 PM (DyUi6)

33 >>You know, anything that has any connection to the Far East is science as far as New Agey women are concerned. No shit. If I was Oriental I would open up a therapeutic boob massage shop based on the teaching of Master Wang and make a fortune. Me rub you wrong time!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2010 01:58 PM (TMB3S)

34 I've heard that eucalyptus/Bianca pudding is very theraputic as a scrotum dip.

Posted by: halfastro at December 22, 2010 01:59 PM (5and4)

35 The drippings make for a pungeant and earthy, semi-homemade, gravy!

Posted by: Sandra Lee at December 22, 2010 02:00 PM (3d6oP)

I'll bring the Gargle Blasters!

Posted by: Dodge Prefect, Ford's little brother at December 22, 2010 02:02 PM (b6qrg)

37 Only $20?! These Koreans aren't thinking big enough. Make it $200 and through in some (more) humiliation and the stupid white women will be lined up around the block.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at December 22, 2010 02:03 PM (7EV/g)

38 And here I thought that pudding was the ultimate genital nirvana.

Posted by: Damiano at December 22, 2010 02:09 PM (3nrx7)

That's a cure?

Do I want to know what for?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 22, 2010 02:09 PM (b6qrg)

40 Another goldmine missed. The only downside I can think of is that LA women can do the steam, or they can vajazzle, but not both. The steam will dissolve the adhesive. If anything prevents this from becoming a phenomenal success, it will be competition from vajazzlers.
Posted by: Keith Arnold

What downside? Open a vajazzling place and offer rates for reattachments. You can also save on the vajazzled jewels that 'collect' in your vaginal cooking cafe.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2010 02:09 PM (1O93r)

41 Why does this thread suddenly remind me of the smell of Wow Bao?

Posted by: Crusty at December 22, 2010 02:10 PM (GvSpB)

42 Is this where kim-chi was thought of? or do they make that to overpower the smell of the vaginal herb steam places?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 22, 2010 02:11 PM (1O93r)

43 yummy, i love the smell and taste of green tea for dinner.

it's California, so this practice won't become widespread until the porn industry adopts it.

Posted by: befuddled at December 22, 2010 02:11 PM (xJU23)

44 They said toe.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 22, 2010 02:12 PM (gOG95)

45
Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

Hey if Binaca is a hottie, that'll be $70 well spent.

What? what?? Binaca isn't a hot chick's name?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 22, 2010 02:24 PM (BDH94)

46
Oh. Dear. Gawd. Can you imagine the smell?
It's in Koreatown that's a double whammy of smell.

Come on, it won't be that bad. It isn't like they're packing the clients vjayjays with kimchi or anything.

Right? right? deer lord, tell that's true?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 22, 2010 02:27 PM (BDH94)

47 Beware the truck-mounted steam cleaning units for home spa adaptations!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 02:28 PM (XBM1t)

Gives new meaning to "a bucket of steamers"

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 02:30 PM (XBM1t)

49 Hey, this has franchise potential!

Posted by: Stanley Steemer at December 22, 2010 02:31 PM (wai1i)

Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

Tic Tacs aren't good enough anymore? They fit so perfectly!

Posted by: Cicero at December 22, 2010 02:33 PM (QKKT0)

51 We steam both kinds of carpets!

Posted by: COIT at December 22, 2010 02:33 PM (XBM1t)

52 A girl can't start out the morning without a little earl grey up her hooch.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 22, 2010 02:33 PM (R8S84)

53 Maybe my Scalded Vagina Clinic idea wasn't so crazy afterall.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 22, 2010 02:33 PM (wd0Iq)

54 51 We steam both kinds of carpets! Posted by: COIT at December 22, 2010 06:33 PM (XBM1t) Door-to-door!

Posted by: Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaners at December 22, 2010 02:36 PM (wai1i)

55 I could use some steamy vagina therapy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 22, 2010 02:36 PM (l+efL)

56 Is this covered by Obamacare??

Posted by: Retread at December 22, 2010 02:36 PM (GZQBg)

I could use some steamy vagina therapy.

So could I.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at December 22, 2010 02:37 PM (l+efL)

We steam both kinds of carpets!

Do you do Drapes?

Posted by: Frida Kahlo's Uni-Brow at December 22, 2010 02:37 PM (3d6oP)

Act now and get two additional orifices cleaned at no extra charge!

Posted by: DialONE VaJayJay Cleaners at December 22, 2010 02:37 PM (QKKT0)

60 Act now and get two additional orifices cleaned at no extra charge! Posted by: DialONE VaJayJay Cleaners at December 22, 2010 06:37 PM (QKKT0) Hopefully they use different nozzles...

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 02:39 PM (wai1i)

61 *Spot removal extra.

Posted by: DialONE VaJayJay Cleaners at December 22, 2010 02:40 PM (QKKT0)

62 This brings to mind my father's saying from the WWII Marine corps: "I've been screwed, blued, tattooed, razzooed, steam reamed, and dry cleaned."

Posted by: Buford Gooch at December 22, 2010 02:41 PM (gozNQ)

For that just steamed fresh feeling at home!

Posted by: Shark Steamer AS SEEN ON TV at December 22, 2010 02:42 PM (XBM1t)

64 One Day the Whole World Will be Carpet and We Will Do the Cleaning.

Posted by: Sunshine Carpet Cleaners at December 22, 2010 02:45 PM (3d6oP)

Wow. Steamed vagina's. Is it run like a car wash?

And what scent would you like? New car, Pine Forest, Butterscotch, Mint, Vanilla, or our most popular, Bacon?

Posted by: Shark Steamer AS SEEN ON TV at December 22, 2010 02:47 PM (XBM1t)

66 Who needs Binaca?

Posted by: a sullivan at December 22, 2010 02:47 PM (5I0Yr)

67 As long as it ain't 60 reject hippie steamed vag.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 22, 2010 02:48 PM (gOG95)

68 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Not Melissa Williams, That's For Sure at December 22, 2010 02:48 PM (5I0Yr)

Steamed Vagina?

Hardest Hit : the Crabs

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2010 02:49 PM (3d6oP)

70 63 Wow. Steamed vagina's. Is it run like a car wash? Posted by: CDR M at December 22, 2010 06:42 PM (5I8G0) You want the hot wax with that?

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 02:49 PM (wai1i)

71 Carpet bombing?

Posted by: runningrn at December 22, 2010 02:49 PM (ihSHD)

72 Bring Old Bay for the crabs!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 02:50 PM (XBM1t)

73 Um, Ace, you do realize you posted this at dinner time?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2010 02:51 PM (FLCGH)

74 Steamed clams?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 02:53 PM (XBM1t)

Steamed clams?

Bearded if it's San Francisco

Posted by: runningrn at December 22, 2010 02:54 PM (ihSHD)

76 Joy Behar walked in and they blasted her in the face.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 22, 2010 02:57 PM (5I0Yr)

77 I would have thought Ace was going to do pudding bathes for male genitalia. $40 per plop.

Posted by: exceller at December 22, 2010 02:57 PM (Z7Znk)

78 74 Bring Old Bay for the crabs! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 06:50 PM (XBM1t) No, there is only one sure fire remedy for the crabs and (as I'm sure CDR M can tell you) it involves a razor, shaving cream, an ice pick, gasoline, and a match.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 02:57 PM (wai1i)

79 With the Navy changing over from steam to electro-magnetic catapults, female CVN sailors most affected!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 02:57 PM (XBM1t)

80 I'm dipping my nads in mint garlic ripple ice cream right now! Oh, and I shove a little olive fudge nut up my squeakhole!

Posted by: Madge's bastard son at December 22, 2010 02:59 PM (0ba8c)

Joy Behar walked in and they blasted her in the face.

Cleaning screen, now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 03:00 PM (XBM1t)

82 No, there is only one sure fire remedy for the crabs and (as I'm sure CDR M can tell you) it involves a razor, shaving cream, an ice pick, gasoline, and a match.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 06:57 PM (wai1i)

WTF?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 03:01 PM (XBM1t)

83 I like how this "treatment" is supposed to "detoxify the uterus". I didn't realize my uterus was toxic, and anyway, I kind of thought that monthly cycle thingie took care of it. Self-cleaning, as it were. People are goddamn psychotic.

Posted by: AngelEm at December 22, 2010 03:02 PM (NLxRE)

84 No, there is only one sure fire remedy for the crabs and (as I'm sure CDR M can tell you) it involves a razor, shaving cream, an ice pick, gasoline, and a match.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 06:57 PM (wai1i)

YIKES!!1111!

Posted by: runningrn at December 22, 2010 03:03 PM (ihSHD)

85 Something had to follow Vajazzling..... got any better ideas?

Posted by: TXMarko at December 22, 2010 03:08 PM (SgqY5)

86 Ace, I live in Newport Beach. I think a gift certificate for the hub would be a great gift! Any chance of a Moron discount?

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at December 22, 2010 03:09 PM (S/q5/)

87 Something had to follow Vajazzling..... got any better ideas?

Back to nature?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 03:10 PM (XBM1t)

88 84, 86: The Official US Navy Cure for the Crabs (as told to yours truly by a retired Master Chief Petty Officer, so it Must Be the Truth) REQUIRED MATERIALS: 1) Shaving razor 2) Shaving Cream 3) Ice Pick 4) Gasoline or Lighter Fluid 5) Match or Cigarette Lighter PROCEDURE 1) Using shaving cream and razor shave right hand side of affected area-this will cause crabs in that area to retreat into cover afforded by the unshaved area. 2) Soak left hand (unshaved) side of affected area with gasoline and ignite with match- this will cause crabs to flee to shaved area. 3) Using ice pick, stab crabs on the shaved open area. Problem solved!

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 03:12 PM (wai1i)

89 Back to nature?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 22, 2010 07:10 PM (XBM1t)

Oh please, no..... No more 1960's hip-to-hip shrubbery.....

Posted by: TXMarko at December 22, 2010 03:16 PM (SgqY5)

90 This is just fucking stupid.

Posted by: texette at December 22, 2010 03:17 PM (o38K+)

91 It's rained for 8 days and though the sun is shining, it is still raining. But, at least we get a double rainbow.

Posted by: Moi at December 22, 2010 03:17 PM (Ez4Ql)

92 Tell me more about the healing powers Binaca has on my scrotum. I think it might be just the Ancient Chinese secret thing I'm looking for.

Posted by: Kevin at December 22, 2010 03:17 PM (1sB4u)

ha! sweet.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 22, 2010 03:17 PM (0fzsA)

94 Ace said "toehold" and "vagina" in the same post.

**snicker**

Posted by: Good Gawd. What's that smell? at December 22, 2010 03:20 PM (A9OzP)

95 For those on a budget, sitting atop a simmering crock pot of venison stew will give you a nicely steamed bergina at a fraction of the cost!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 22, 2010 03:21 PM (+lsX1)

96 I love hot steaming Korean vagina!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 22, 2010 03:26 PM (tJjm/)

For those on a budget, sitting atop a simmering crock pot of venison stew will give you a nicely steamed bergina at a fraction of the cost!

And the wafting aroma of surf and turf!

Posted by: Cicero at December 22, 2010 03:28 PM (QKKT0)

98 You guys have some strange shit in the Goat Locker! Posted by: CDR M at December 22, 2010 07:29 PM (5I8G0) I've never had to use it myself, but I understand that it is very effective- at least nobody who has ever tried it has needed a second treatment. :-)

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 03:32 PM (wai1i)

99 I got kicked out of a Starbucks for squating in a cup of tea. Felt pretty good. Must have been the Asian porn on my iPad that pissed them off.

Posted by: Dang at December 22, 2010 03:33 PM (TXKVh)

100

Gee, maybe a restaurant can be incorperated with the spa. I bet there are some interested Red Lobster franchisees.

Posted by: runningrn at December 22, 2010 03:33 PM (ihSHD)

101 The Penis Mightier, now with Eucalyptus! It's a goldmine!

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 22, 2010 03:35 PM (2oefE)

102 I swear, Long John Silvers used to offer Steamed Vagina PoppersÂ®.

Never had 'em but I heard they were pretty good.

Posted by: Dang at December 22, 2010 03:36 PM (TXKVh)

103 > You know, anything that has any connection to the Far East is science as far as New Agey women are concerned.

Hitchens had it right when naming one of his book's chapters "There Is No Eastern Solution." If one is to be anti-religious, one should at least be consistent.

Posted by: fb at December 22, 2010 03:38 PM (G60Nl)

104 Hitchens had it right when naming one of his book's chapters "There Is No Eastern Solution." If one is to be anti-religious, one should at least be consistent. Posted by: fb at December 22, 2010 07:38 PM (G60Nl) It's got nothing to do with religion. Just throw out any philosophy, religious or otherwise, that says you can have all the sex and drugs you want and the left will be all over it like a Doberman on a pork chop.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 03:42 PM (wai1i)

105 I know this guy...

who used to keep a Hot Cinnamon Jelly BellyÂ® under his penis. You know, as a little "treat" for the ladies, if he got lucky at the bars. He said it never fell out. Even while dancing. The ladies thought it was just real cute/clever.

It sounds like he had a real nice time, but he had to stop because of the rash.

Anyway, he said some Korean exchange student show him how to do it.

Posted by: Dang at December 22, 2010 03:45 PM (TXKVh)

106 Being a chick that does not swing both ways...the vaginal steam bath is too close to labor and delivery.... ever seen a woman squirt out a baby??? Steam bath full of somethin...somethin..

Posted by: ford the IINO. Independent in name only at December 22, 2010 03:54 PM (Ki7fm)

107 nighthawk...LOL

Posted by: ford the IINO. Independent in name only at December 22, 2010 03:55 PM (Ki7fm)

108

hee hee our republic is crumbling hee hee

who am I?

Posted by: the Green Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 03:56 PM (BPptn)

109
aww shit, wrong thread

Posted by: the Green Soothsayer at December 22, 2010 03:56 PM (5ql/p)

110 Pungent steam, gaining a toehold, Californian Vaginal Steam Baths... Pity this wasn't posted yesterday to go along with Couric's dirty dancing: Moron's guide to weight loss during the holidays. I am never going to be able to order steamed clams again without going totally Beavis and Butthead.

Posted by: cali grump at December 22, 2010 03:58 PM (hL0k8)

111 I fully support the V-Bath concept. Too many jay-jays smell like low tide on a hot July afternoon. Offer a buzz cut for an extra 10-spot and maybe I'll explore franchise possibilities.

Posted by: joejm65 at December 22, 2010 04:05 PM (5en0W)

112 How you think ninja mistress make us in first place?

Posted by: Vagina Bubbles from Hell at December 22, 2010 04:15 PM (KktlX)

113 Will binaca remove the pudding residue from "the boys"?

Posted by: Alamo at December 22, 2010 04:21 PM (JWesh)

114 I got some Wormwood for your vaginas... I had the Mugwort removed though.

Posted by: Boxy Brown at December 22, 2010 04:35 PM (Y4Fu0)

115 "...a toehold..." Ewwwww.

Posted by: lasue at December 22, 2010 04:39 PM (S25IC)

116 "Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool..." Sorry, but this sounds just too much like the set-up for a rip-off Harry Potter porno sequel.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 22, 2010 04:40 PM (wai1i)

117 "The identical treatment is available for men, to steam the perineal area."

Most people just call that a shower.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at December 22, 2010 04:45 PM (fuw6p)

118 Thanks for the ovaries my friend!!! Good luck at the shore....

note to self: drive thru "Junk Washing Service"..... hmmmm. fast, sleazy, cash only...
"Don't ask Don't Smell" Â©Â™

Posted by: jam2 at December 22, 2010 05:00 PM (DCdSz)

119

Han Schwarz and her husband, orthopedic surgeon Charles Schwarz,

I wonder if it's safe to guess that Mrs Han Schwarz was Miss Han Solo?

Posted by: Bill H at December 22, 2010 05:05 PM (q8CmE)

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2010 05:06 PM (npr0X)

121 I thought I'd gone down on some foul things but... mugwort? Sounds like Harry Potter shit. Smells like it too, I reckon.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at December 22, 2010 05:09 PM (QxGmu)

122 "So long, suckers!"
Wait Ace... take me with you!

(Truly hilarious punditry, Ace. Bout' busted a gut when I read your new, recession-proof 'scheme'.)

Posted by: Dave at December 22, 2010 05:27 PM (gJ/r0)

123 Joy Behar...... Mugwort........ Woormwood.............Vaginal .........need I say more?

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 22, 2010 05:42 PM (GwH6h)

124 I thought this blog specialized in pudding. (Probably NSFW).

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2010 07:01 PM (kaalw)

125 ....and aren't eucalyptus and Binaca a bit.....astringent?

Posted by: cthulhu at December 22, 2010 07:02 PM (kaalw)

126 Mugwort can't be all bad. Wikipedia says: It has also been used to flavour beer before or instead of hops. Hmm...Beer-flavored Bazinga...my favorite....

Posted by: Xmas at December 23, 2010 02:37 AM (mRGqg)

127 It's not pudding but it sounds kind of nice.

Posted by: SarahW at December 23, 2010 06:12 AM (Z4T49)

128 ROFLMAO

Posted by: ploome at December 23, 2010 07:26 AM (97Kh9)

129
Q: Why does Ms. Piggy Douche with Vinegar & Honey?

A: Kermit loves Sweet & Sour Pork

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at December 23, 2010 10:25 AM (xx3I1)

130

onitsuka tiger

asics tiger

asics kayano

Posted by: asics shoes at December 23, 2010 10:04 PM (Uw8og)