Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2010 09:49 PM (gofDd)

He who pays, plays.

Remember how some Mexicans getting murdered triggered patrols in Staten Island by Mexicans?!

LemonLimeMoon puts things in perspective:

http://tinyurl.com/2d4nl9a

This imo, is why the Tea Party is so important:

http://tinyurl.com/29w74uu

If Cameron represents the right in Britain, there is no right anymore.

Seraphic Secret

Happy H-Day all.

Today is 'hyphen day'? Neat-o.

And Kafka.....snooze. Jesus, get to the point already will ya, buddy. Not a fan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 09:55 PM (2g2ex)

How so?

_^(heh!)

And Dan Greenfield contrasts racism with... well... racism.

http://tinyurl.com/2a5omf4

Dan is excellent as always but this is really excellent here and well worth a couple mins. of your time, imo.

Well, it looks like I'm going to Fort Hood.

Fuck, I can't escape Texas...

http://tinyurl.com/29w74uu

If Cameron represents the right in Britain, there is no right anymore.

Seraphic Secret

I saw that in the British papers, & they said there was 'much furore' over his comments, though more because he was implying Britain is week. PM Cameron is as conservative as David Frum, IMO, & many Tories have been complaining about it.

Hey Moe rons, Ettes.

Not a big fan of the word yolk, love jowls though.

Re: the mandatory service bill.  If that bullshit becomes law (presumably there is a very very low probability, but these days who knows??), it's emmigration time.  Fuck that.  The US is rapidly becoming the least free nation in the Western Hemisphere.  And you can bet your ass the welfare layabouts will be exempt from it, or else their service will be to look after their welfare brats for once, and/or to use their fat asses to hold down their couches.

I'm a big supporter of a military draft in time of need.  But 2 years indentured servitude to the state, on top of already confiscatory taxes, goes too far. 

the lawnmower on a stick reminds me of the Simpsons episode where homer gets a gun.

Moe is giving a speech at an NRA meeting  where he explains how you can make 1 gun out of five.

I *absolutely* hate the word 'supper'.

One doesn't supp. They dine. That's why it's  [rightly] called dinner.

Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:01 PM (mfOIy)

If I may be so bold as to presume, Mindy, my bet is that you suffered no permanent damage.  Those people know you did the right thing.  It might take a while for them to choke that down, but in the end - you win.

Supper is super.

I luvs to eat me supper, saving dinners for holidays.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (FHtH2)

Nuance, soccer moms, and nascar dads said in a political sense do the same for me.

Crevice is a dirty word, especially went accompanied by moist.

Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (v1gw3)

It's the summer sun on his delicate southern belle skin. it upsets him.

On the other hand, I laugh every time someone says 'teets', 'pickle licker', and 'squeakhole'.

I *absolutely* hate the word 'supper'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (mjGBA)

Look, I don't care what the hell you call it... just get in that kitchen and make me a sammich!

Crevice is a dirty word, especially went accompanied by moist.

Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:09 PM (aOKEC)

Speaking of, I loathe the word smeg.....ahhh forget it.

Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:08 PM (yLPXs)

stop bitching......... you could have went to Publix and got some fresh Sockeye Salmon on Sale.....................

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:06 PM (FHtH2)

Damn straight!  Especially when there's no food!

Pisses me right the hell off.

I *absolutely* hate the word 'supper'.

One doesn't supp. They dine. That's why it's  [rightly] called dinner.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:05 PM (mjGBA)

What'supp, doc?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 28, 2010 10:13 PM (r1h5M)

Good movie though...

A true redneck doesn't have hedges. We got bushes in our yard.

And those bitches better hurry on up and finish mowing the lawn so they can fix supper.

Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:14 PM (mfOIy)

Infallible process, imo:

1. Do the right thing.

2. Repeat #1.

After the @%^#@$ kind of day it's been, I was grateful to see this new video guaranteed to restore the American spirit.  Trust me.  It features the Gipper and some beautiful, beautiful music.  How could you go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/26wyw8y

Oh, and evening, 'rons.

74 What's the very worst the asst. can do? Twist your words or even make some up and pass it along to your boss? I'm not in academia but  doesn't the fall semester probably start in a couple of weeks.

Isn't the schedule, oh what's the word....vital?? How is what your asking unreasonable?

73 I *absolutely* hate the word 'supper'...

whats wrong with supper? i have supper everyday...........

I ike the words drifter and derelict.

Like illegal immigrant, it pisses lefties off when discussing certain issues.

The improv video does my heart good, and restores some of my faith in my fellow Americans.  Clearly all the passengers on that subway car were supporters of Imperial law and order.  When the troops showed up to arrest the rebel scum, all of them laughed with happiness.  As the boys in white dragged the insurrectionist away to her certain doom, the crowd was all smiles.  Even the little children delighted to see justice done.

Look, unless you want cereal, you whiny bitches can make your own pot pie or whatever the hell you're asking to snarf down.

In other words: the kitchen's closed.

Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:20 PM (NmcJ6)

Thanks.  I caught that just as I hit send. 

I went to college with Max Brooks, author of World War Z and son of Mel Brooks. I have to say, I have never before then or since then, seen someone try so hard to be funny.  I have also, never before then or since then, seen a less funny person.

(Oschisms is Pitzer College, Class of 1995)

i heard him on Coast to Coast AM one night, and would agree with your assessment. He strikes me as someone who is stuck in his fathers shadow.

I feel bad in a way, his father is hilarious

I went to college with Max Brooks, author of World War Z and son of Mel Brooks.

Yep. Complete douche.
(gator is Pomona '94) Here's where we say small world.

let me get this right............

we have the H2 class we cant speak of...

and we have have the AoSHQ class..........

now a cant say supper class............

I don't mind a draft - as long as every single leftist and D politician's kid is required to serve first. On the front lines.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

You wingers haven't figured out that it's not just war, right?  It's Obama's Anything I Tell Your Cracka Ass to Do Corpse!

Posted by: Rocks at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (yLPXs)

Jerry Seinfeld on line one....

107 Ah, I gotcha now.

Well bashing a co-worker isn't going to make you feel any better, esp. if you know it's not just criticism. Best to hang your head high and let them snark away.

is that peewee and cyndi or is that when wtr met krotos

hmmmmmmmmm

I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper. If  some high brow doesn't approve then just hate me and I will not give a damn.

Rocks.

What about Brunch

It's not breakfast, it's not lunch, but it ends with a cantelope

Posted by: emma woodhouse at July 28, 2010 10:23 PM (8OUQz)

Oh myyyyyyyyy!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:27 PM (NvFZs)

How bout as a chaser for your Glenlivet?

Where do U.S. advanced programs go when they're cancelled by jugeared traitorous American leadership?

http://tinyurl.com/23qe4wy

What!  You didn't know?

Ok - hint (Starts with Russia and ends with via India)

Posted by: spicoli at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (Hl08B)

Scrapple!

What about Brunch

It's not breakfast, it's not lunch, but it ends with a cantelope

Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2010 10:26 PM (DKV43)

Yes but it's still Bruches, Bruncher and brunch, not Brunnch or something like that.

It's messed up, totally put me off my supper.

Cyndi L was on the tube t'other day bashing the last eight years of hell she had to live through before bam.  Screw her.  And I used to like "Time After Time."  Dead to me. 

Speaking of dead to me, Johnny Sac was in the audience at a recent Chris Christie Town Hall.  CC told the audience they better straighten up and then told them why by introducing his goomba.

My wife is upstairs watching one of those ghost reality programs again.  I cannot stand to be in the same room when she watches that crap.  That's generally what brings me to AOS.  The programs are, for some reason I can't fathom,  quite popular.  They are on 2 or 3 channels now including the Sci-Fi channel.  That channel has gone to crap.  I am an afficianado of sci-fi but haven't seen anything worth watching on that clinker for years now.  They even had big time wrestling on there.  WTF does wrestling have to do with science fiction?

On another note, I have an uber geek friend.  He is seriously retarded in his social skills. A few years ago he was storing some stuff in a Public Storage facility for $85 a month.  I helped him bring it to my warehouse where I kept it at no charge.  There have been multiple 20 mile trips using my truck and back, the last couple of which, hoping he would take a hint, I stopped to get gas.  So tonight, after stopping for gas, I mentioned with a little sarcasm in my voice, "Hey Kev, I made this drive what 4 or 5 times?  Do you think you could throw in $20 for gas?" He replied, "You want $20 for gas?"  Me, "Yea uh!"  The guy is clueless but we go back to kindergarden together.  What are you going to do?

moist, jowls, bulbous, yolk, slurp, pulp.

reminds me of this one time in thailand.........

Oh my.

There's lots of angst over supper. _shudders

I'z sorry _{I just hate the word, that's all, really!}

Posted by: Ronster at July 28, 2010 10:16 PM (nnNfA)

you fucking cocksucker......... come knock on my door while i am eating supper and say that.............

I'm glad my 10 year old son is interested in joining the military when he's older because I'd be very surprised if he has a choice.  The only real question is if my daughters will have any say in the matter. 

My impression is that it's always been Democrats who start the draft but I have to admit to not knowing that for sure.

Words I can't stand....

Fatwa

Imam

Jihad

Other words said by Islamists that are supposed to get my attention.

Linner!!! Even better.....Brinner!!!!

French toast at night might be my all-time favorite.

Posted by: Creepy Hitchhiker at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (9Lm5R)

It was one of my dad's favorites. I'll pass on  shit suspended in clarified fat though, thanks.

Yes, it certainly was a day for the books, the worst ones, that is.

Is the DOJ Trying to Suppress Military Votes?

http://bit.ly/cW5Su8

Posted by: Kelly at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (V7JkK)

well I think 169 is close enough lol

racism, multicultural, diversity, enlightened, nuanced

Ok, that's my six for banning

Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:28 PM (gWHrG)

Hit the bong the next time it comes around, man.

165 That is foul. I would have told him to just keep it. And replace it w/a new one.

What is wrong with people that they do things like that? Clearly lacking in social skills.

Posted by: Mindy at July 28, 2010 10:34 PM (mfOIy)

That one too.  Any offical Muslim word that is somehow supposed to convey seriousness. 

Almost as bad as Ostumbles voice on the irritating scale. 

Nothing is worse than him saying Pok e ston though.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (FHtH2)

Shit, man!  You missed the bong, too?

Posted by: Racefan at July 28, 2010 10:30 PM (nawRL)

I should have put a disclamer at the end, because I also eat supper, every night in fact. Don't hate me. Just root for J. Johnson.

I hope you're all happy now.

Yeah, I'm regret even bringing it up!

George Jones is badass.  Don't listen if suicidal though.  He's downright depressing in most of his songs.

Outside of Marvin Gaye, there's not a better love song than "He Stopped Loving Her Today".

82 Jane slurped the moist yolk down past her bulbous jowls, chewing it into a fine pulp before swallowing and then running out of forbidden words.

<  . . . Before she could describe the burning onamonapia from her but, Jane was nicely dressed for the occassional spewing surge.   

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:36 PM (FHtH2)

As long as it wasn't a Phillips Head. That would just be cruel.

After a workout like that you must be hungry. Wanna get some supper?

Holy shit, Cerca, sorry for the echo, my friend.

Like minds and all that.

Posted by: huerfano at July 28, 2010 10:33 PM (NmcJ6)

And he made a cameo appearance at the end of Vince Gill's music video for One More Last Chance doing the exact same thing.

Yes.  And Possum, as he is known, has also been known to take a John Deere lawn tractor out for some DUI hijinks.

What's the problem here?

Outside of Marvin Gaye, there's not a better love song than "He Stopped Loving Her Today".

Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:38 PM (aOKEC)

Big fan of both.  Can't say I disagree.  The latter makes me want to drink a pint of whiskey.  Jones in general does that to me though.

Circa, I suppose, besides repeating you, that I could spell your handle correctly, too.

Love me some No Show Jones.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (eT2Xz)

Tammy broke his heart with a D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

I grew up calling the noon meal dinner and the evening meal supper.

I went to lunch with my 89 year old mother last week and commented that some of her "retirement resort" employees were sure having large lunches. She said, "Honey, I think that's their dinner."

It took me a second to translate that into: They eat at a discount here and therefore make their noon meal the largest of the day (dinner).

I can still speak southern if I have a mind too--with translation lag.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:40 PM (NvFZs)

NO.  I could watch the maliase speech on a running loop for a week and not be as irritated.

Ok maybe im exaggerating a bit.  Pokeeeeston drives me crazy. 

 Enough to make me kill my neighbors with a screwdriver...

So The Hill came out with their 50 most beautiful people on the hill list.

I give you Amit Bagga.

Wow. That's all I have to say on that particular topic.

Ray Price is still alive, and he hired Jones, I believe, along with Roger Miller.

Webb Pierce, however, is dead.

Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 10:46 PM (aOKEC)

Lefty Frizzell was my favorite, and Haggard spent decades imitating him.

- alexa, USA, 28/7/2010 16:48

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:48 PM (FHtH2)

What in the world could you be possibly getting at War?

Holy shiite!  The fricken gaydar just over-revved. 

http://tinyurl.com/2wh3mjj

At least the women should be safe in D.C.

HotAir

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 10:49 PM (NvFZs)

That was his later shit - Price's era was the fifties. Look up the original 1950's "Crazy Arms" - greatest country song ever, and the first one with drums. It's on youtube.

Amit Bagga demonstrates that purple is the new "Seriously?"

Outstanding.

OK, let me straighten the supper vs dinner thing for you platypus fellators:

Breakfast is breakfast.

Lunch is the mid-day meal.  "Dinner" can apply if the main meal is eaten mid-day, such as a 2pm Thanksgiving Dinner.

The evening meal is supper, except in a more formal setting or going to a resturant (dinner party, going out to dinner).  If a less formal family meal, it's supper.

And anyone who says different is wrong.  And possibly gay.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (GZitp)

I like Don Williams.  Definitely old school though. 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (mjGBA

Just country singers with ruined livers, older than 70. 

Posted by: Double Rainbow Guy at July 28, 2010 10:45 PM (5I8G0)

Thanks a lot!  I clinched my jaws so hard I broke a tooth.

_{I'm so sorry, War!}

_*sooooooobs*

The jury in the trial of the 57-year-old man, who has denied fondling the boy, performing oral sex on him and having the boy touch his penis, is likely to retire today.

The man is facing two charges of indecent assault and one of sexual violation by unlawful sexual connection.

Giving evidence yesterday, the man denied any of the sexual activity described by the boy took place and said text messages he sent the boy, taken out of context, had been read the wrong way.

One text, suggesting the boy could "take a picture of woody" while he was home alone, was a mistake caused by his use of predictive text to write the message.

He said "woody" was a term he and his son used to talk about Woodstock beverage. He said the boy used the term to describe an erection, but he did not use the word in that sense. The man said he used predictive text and "woody" had appeared in a text when he meant "face".

"This word had obviously come up and had not been seen by me," he said.

When asked by Judge Raoul Neave what he meant by a text "I get excited thinking about you", which came after several texts between the pair after 1am on September 29, the man said he was unable to explain.

"I have no idea. I had woken up out of a deep sleep."

Lefty Frizzell was my favorite, and Haggard spent decades imitating him.

I'll be damned...you, sir, are spot on.

 It ain't George Jones but this does involve a drunk, a lawnmower, a taser and the cops dashcam.

Classic words, "I think I just shit myself.  I know my rights. I know my rights."

Ryan Fitzpatrick: Carolina boy

Ray Price

"For the Good Times"

Damned.  Fine.  Song.

I'm tearing up. Didn't know there were so many old country fans. While in Fort Sam I went to a few country  bars (saw Tammy Wynett(sp)) and western concerts or what ever you call them. Saw Johnny Cash live in Tulsa.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 28, 2010 10:53 PM (plsiE)

You're not really wrong but

Breakfast is Break fast and hence the morning meal

Lunch is Luncheon or a light midday meal

If the midday meal is the big meal of the day as it used to be when men labored in the fields--they didn't wait for their big meal at night--it is dinner.

Dinner is the big meal of the day

Supper is eaten as an evening meal if dinner was eaten at midday. If lunch was eaten at midday then the largest meal is dinner--the evening meal.

Suppers are lighter than dinners.

The phase, "A light supper" or "A simple supper" exists. "A light dinner" does not.

http://tinyurl.com/3822apw

Lousy camera work

I like Don Williams.  Definitely old school though. 

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 10:54 PM (eT2Xz)

Grouchy guy, but great voice.

I've seen Jones several times over many years. I even got to see him with Tammy Wynette when they were married.

My favorite song of his was his cover of Johnny Horton's great "I'm a One Woman Man"

The phase, "A light supper" or "A simple supper" exists. "A light dinner" does not.

Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2010 10:59 PM (w067J)

Supper scholar?  They have those?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 10:57 PM (FHtH2)

What's that on his head?

Anyway, shocked both super metrosexuals/ fill in the blank are Dims. 

The mangina party is in good hands.

Ultimate Frisbee was a give away, even before I clicked on the pic. 

(Snazzy is probably another word that should be banned.)

No way, sista!!

*snaps fingers in z-formation*

I've seen Jones several times over many years. I even got to see him with Tammy Wynette when they were married.

@TJ

That must have been pretty cool.  See em in Texas?

Barney Fucking Frank. No telling how many throat babies that guy's had.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 28, 2010 11:06 PM (rurh0)

Don't blame me, I voted for landing strips and nipples.

_{No telling how many throat babies that guy's had.}

That's not a speach impediment...he just refuses to swallow or spit!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (NvFZs)

Thanks Circa.  I own the movie thanks to blockbuster's 4for20 thing.  I couldn't remember what it was about either.

By the way....

If drinkin don't kill me, her memory will...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:08 PM (NvFZs)

Do you hate yourself?  No?  Then I wouldn't even think about writing screenplays.

That advice is free.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 28, 2010 11:12 PM (Pm5H

That there was funny.

Eyeliner free?

Sans frosted tips?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 11:14 PM (FHtH2)

Well, seriously, what are we going to film Bond as doing? Fighting terrorists? Going after rogue (ex)-communists? This guy isn't Bush you know.

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (vTCw4)

YEAH! Oh, I thought you said Americans. My bad. Actually, I blame Bush.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:15 PM (NvFZs)

Oh, um, did you need someone to pick-up some razors, for you?

Five million dollars for a wedding. Who ever heard of sucha  thing? All that and she's not even getting a face transplat out of it.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:11 PM (N9ZLq)

So, why doesn't Hollywood cut to the chase and hire Anna Chapman to be in the next Bond movie? She can't act...but she doesn't need to.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (NvFZs)

I'd take one who could name the three branches of government.

About 85% (or more) of the public couldn't pick Harry Reid out of a line up.

Much less all the other scum bags we talk about here and at other blogs daily.

Posted by: Dumb Producer at July 28, 2010 11:19 PM (yLPXs)

Uh, I've already got dibs on that plot...

Well, seriously, what are we going to film Bond as doing? Fighting terrorists? Going after rogue (ex)-communists? This guy isn't Bush you know.

Posted by: The Studios at July 28, 2010 11:17 PM (bgcml)

Bond vs Predator?

Bond vs ID4 aliens?

Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match?

Five million dollars for a wedding. Who ever heard of sucha  thing? All that and she's not even getting a face transplat out of it.

I am so stealing that.

notice they had SUPPER on the table.................

About 85% (or more) of the public couldn't pick Harry Reid out of a line up.

Much less all the other scum bags we talk about here and at other blogs daily.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (eT2Xz)

I once had the opportunity to go back and talk to an old HS teacher. He was then teaching in MA, and this was in the 90s. 

We talked about how ignorant the electorate was, he being the pessimist. He had a study hall coming up and told me to just watch. He asked each student to name one of their Senators. Again, MA in the 90s. Only one out of 20 could. And this precocious girl guessed Tim for the first name...

Yes, these people were young, 15-18, but in MA you can't have a public event without seeing Ted's horrid visage.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2010 11:24 PM (HQSQk)

Hey, I know what its like to uh, hobknob a head of state.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:20 PM (tJjm/)

They were too busy following profit and earnings ratios.

Bond vs Predator?

Bond vs ID4 aliens?

Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2010 11:21 PM (2g2ex)

Bond of War?  It's 007 taking out all the Greek gods. And instead of the Walther, he has me by his side... sounds perfect.

Posted by: CoolCzech at July 28, 2010 11:27 PM (tJjm/)

I see what you did there.

They were too busy following profit and earnings ratios sucking the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml)

Aliens vs Predator vs Bond vs X-Men vs Fanstastic4 vs Transformers vs Godzilla Caged Death Match?

Ahem.

Bond of War?  It's 007 taking out all the Greek gods. And instead of the Walther, he has me by his side... sounds perfect.

Posted by: Blade of Olympus at July 28, 2010 11:28 PM (lYlMD)

Brokeback Bond.

The tender story of a secret agent in love with a mighty blade. Love HAS NO RULES.

Yes, these people were young, 15-18, but in MA you can't have a public event without seeing Ted's horrid visage.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:25 PM (bgcml)

Big time.  Ted Kennedy was the most well known Senator in the US arguably, MA or otherwise.  Kerry, even at the time was no slouch.

It really is pathetic.  Political junkies, history buffs, and current event followers like us take our knowledge for granted.

Most people, even most that vote, are completely clueless. 

I talked to a guy the other day, who is pretty informed, about possible GOP candidates in 12.  I mentioned my mancrush Paul Ryan.  He had never heard of him.  I'm guessing 95% of the country, at least, haven't either.

Puts it all in perspective I spose.

Posted by: Berserker at July 28, 2010 10:35 PM (gWHrG)

I watched 2012 a couple of weeks ago.  It would've been better on the Friday night made for syfy (I hate that name change) channel.  It had all the look and feel of that venue, not a serious disaster movie.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 28, 2010 11:30 PM (CHOQF)

In fairness I was actually answering, "Who wants more blow." at the time.

"Poonraker" sounds like a good movie.

Puts it all in perspective I spose.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (eT2Xz)

Its part of the reason the media narrative works so well.

I was talking about the oil spill with a relative of mine, who isn't political, and he said something about BP being connected to Bush.

I put some information to him...but why did he think that? The media narrative and simple ignorance. People can believe crazy things if they have no reason to understand why they are crazy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (N9ZLq)

But I would. Don't you think it is about time Bond tried his hands at sword swallowing?

Posted by: Alex at July 28, 2010 11:35 PM (K9+WM)

Uh, 300 is a small wedding darling. Why I just flew back to the Vineyard from a friend's wedding in Grand Cayman. $100K dress, 500 people, you know, typical middle class affair.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 28, 2010 11:38 PM (TGmQa)

Hush your mouth teabagger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:32 PM (9Lm5R)

We are sooooooo screwed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (N9ZLq)

Brokeback Mount Olympus?

I suppose "Fishfinger" would be a bit too much?

"For Your Ass Only" was a perfect vehicle for Roger Moore. Great song by Sheena Easton, too, who, incidentally, gave me some of my first boners on Solid Gold.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq)

I bought his book a few years back, can't remember the name but it was good book.

Hi all

Posted by: ziptie at July 28, 2010 11:37 PM (UdYT0)

Of course I can.  I'm just going to charge it to my Obamacare Visa.  Thank you, Nancy Pelosi.

I put some information to him...but why did he think that? The media narrative and simple ignorance. People can believe crazy things if they have no reason to understand why they are crazy.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2010 11:34 PM (bgcml)

Oil =Bush.  Oil company = Bush.

Pretty simplistic.  Most people are pretty simple.

I'd add to the media the horrible k-12 and college institutions.

We both know what an uphill battle this is.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:31 PM (N9ZLq)

You're a couple of years late.  Starting with Denver would've been nice.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq)

The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!!

He's a great American don't you know.

You guys have moved on to music legends from "oughta be deads"  but here are a couple more that I thought would never see 1980.

Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive.  So is Johnny Winter.  Johnny can hardly walk but he can play effortlessly.  Haven't seen JLL lately.

The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!!

He's a great American don't you know.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (eT2Xz)

I like him, but he reminds me of Bearded Spock.

People, people, people, it's Princess Chelsea.

Looks like Chelsea's fiance doesn't truly love her, because the evil spell hasn't been broken.

382 #310 Iwas in a music store the other day and they had a Satriani silver surfer edition Ibanez for $3400.Nice collectable if you can afford it.

i looked at a Slash Les Paul in our local store the other day..   3500.........   it was nice but fuck him.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (N9ZLq)

No kidding!

I hear Des Moines is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:44 PM (N9ZLq)

The hint was in the 'couple of years ago' part.  Think Greek Columns.

Posted by: gator at July 28, 2010 11:50 PM (aOKEC)

Is that to do with Prince Charles the Secret Muslim?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 28, 2010 11:39 PM (N9ZLq)

The man with the awesome goatee...Mr. Pat Caddell!!!

He's a great American don't you know.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 28, 2010 11:42 PM (eT2Xz)

Zell Miller - last time I heard that name was on that SNL skit. Fricking hillarious.  Would link it here but only know how to type.

Speaking of kegs of beer, the 5L mini-kegs . . . paradise.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 28, 2010 11:48 PM (imD7p)

I used to be a Madden addict.  Stopped playing 2 years ago when they stopped making it for the computer.

Was thinking about buying a PS3 and resuming my career with the Denver Tebows.  Now, not looking as likely.  I spose I could take a dive, if I ever reached the Super Bowl, to avoid seeing the obvious.

I hate politics getting spread into things that have nothing to do with it.  The left loves it though.  Everything is political for them.

Posted by: Jesus and a whole bunch of followers at July 28, 2010 11:52 PM (Vdyu3)

You guys ever thought about maybe leaving a shekel or two for a tip?

Cum Russia with Love.

These are wretched jokes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 28, 2010 11:53 PM (9Lm5R)

What ya expect, we're in a depression.

BTW

Bush spent 100k on Jenna's wedding. 

Heard that on Medved today.

Chump change compared to the Wall Street power couple.

Re: Clinton wedding

Just remember, no hate of an expensive wedding ever fed a hungry child.

"You Only Lick Twice". Happened to me when I was 15. Horrible. Almost flipped my switch. Of course, being a teenage boy, went back to the tuna salad for another try.

The Clinton thing exposes how totally fucked our government is. He was as presidents go ok but he wasn't good enough to have people pay him $100 Million in the last ten years to come talk to them.

The only reason he rakes in those fees is because he can get whatever company or foriegn goverment that hires him access to lawmakers who will give them money. Our money.

Posted by: tangonine at July 28, 2010 11:55 PM (C8Pcc)

It's a shame the stupid party has completely blown the gov race here.

Hickenlooper is our next gov.  Leave it to the GOP to screw up a sure thing.  I still think Buck or Norton wins the senate race though.

My sisters fixed the trailer up real nice for their weddings. We had Triscuits™ and everything. No sireee, no generic brands for our little princesses.

ducks and runs on this one.

Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (C8Pcc)

Heh.

No. 100k is chump change compared to what the Clintons are spending and not a hell of lot more than many run of the mill weddings.

I assume you were refering to my Bush wedding comment?  Check out what the Clintons are spending and you will see my comment was far from troll like.

Thanks for the accusation though.

I canÂ’t imagine spending that. Seriously, give the kids 20K, tell them to go the courthouse, invest the 20k and they will be far and away a lot better off.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:04 AM (OWjjx)

I gave both my girls that option. They both had beautiful weddings.

Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (C8Pcc)

Heh.

No. 100k is chump change compared to what the Clintons are spending and not a hell of lot more than many run of the mill weddings.

I assume you were refering to my Bush wedding comment?  Check out what the Clintons are spending and you will see my comment was far from troll like.

Thanks for the accusation though.

It's why I asked, and didn't accuse.  Reading comprehension FTW.

95) Posted by: RushBabe at July 28, 2010 10:17 PM (W8m8i)

Thanks - I really needed that today (it shoulda come with a "Hanky" warning.....).

"You Only Lick Twice". Happened to me when I was 15. Horrible. Almost flipped my switch. Of course, being a teenage boy, went back to the tuna salad for another try.

Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:00 AM (aOKEC)

You too?  I had that happen at 17.  I'm glad I dove back in for another try, I would've been missing out on so much all these years.

Darling:  Oh, James!  I cannot find the words.

Bond:  Well let me try and enlarge your vocabulary.

The Spy Who Loved Me at about 4:33 in the clip

James is a fine, traditional name.  An apt name for my son.  Biblical even.  Only he and I know the real reason behind his name.

It's why I asked, and didn't accuse.  Reading comprehension FTW.

Posted by: tangonine at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (C8Pcc

If you had it in the first place you wouldn't have had the question.  Like the cut of your jib though generally.

Yea, I asked this morning on the Headline Thread what the hell was wrong with the GOP in ColoradoÂ…was it some sort of Tom Tancredo vs. whoever blood letting or what.

I think Norton can win. Buck, however, has proven to have foot in mouth disease. And we really need Colorado.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:06 AM (OWjjx)

I've been back and forth for awhile but I'm leaning Buck at this point.  He can win and I trust him more from a conservative perspective.

I'd be happy with either though.

Tancredo and 2 terrible gov candidates are making a mess of their race though.

You too?  I had that happen at 17.  I'm glad I dove back in for another try, I would've been missing out on so much all these years.

After I threw up on it, the smell, taste, and texture improved a bit. I'm no fucking quitter, man!

OK - remember KSM? The terrorist that Atty. General "We're a nation of cowards" Eric Holder wants tried in a civilian court vs.a military tribunal? 

When Holder was asked about the presumption of innocence and the possibility of KSM's acquital in a civilian court, the brilliant AG replied,  "Then we'll charge KSM for being here illegally."

Guess we always have the illegal immigration gig to fall back on in trying terrorists in civil court.

Meanwhile Rome West burns and Nero's on the View . . .  his  portugeuse water dog is flown on a G5 by a full bird colonel and cabin crew... while the band plays on.  

After I threw up on it, the smell, taste, and texture improved a bit. I'm no fucking quitter, man!

Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:12 AM (aOKEC)

I have no response for this...lol

Regarding words that must be eliminated, here are the results of the "meme" debate a couple days ago:

Sanefellows (Co-captains: Tushar, and Masturbatin' Pete)
1. Masturbatin' Pete
2. Tushar
3. JackStraw
4. Rodney C. Johnson
5. Bot Shieffert
6. Jean
7. IllTemperedCur
8. progressoverpeace
9. Vic 
10. Jaynie59
11. dudeinsantacruz
12. Dianna
13. Phil Jones (me)

Numbcunts (co-losers: Jim in San Diego, and Ford Fuck You 500)
1. ace
2. 1970 Ford Fuck You 500
3. Jim in San Diego
4. nickless
5. Tom Servo
6. unknown jane
7. Ian S.
8. chemjeff

(Also, playing for both teams: Jean)

In fact I enjoy giving far more than receiving

You, sir, must have a penis for tongue then. Hard to believe, but I won't doubt a man. You're a giver, I get it.

I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job.

Let me guess - you enjoy spooning and live in Michigan?

Nah.  Your sister prefers when we meet at the Holiday Inn near her place.

I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job.

I wasn't trying to brag, it actually (pardon my choice of words) sucks.  The last girl went down like it had the antidote, and I nearly kicked her in the head.

Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:14 AM (K9+WM)

Oh, I'm not complaining about it now.  The first time though....she uh...it uh....well, it wasn't so pleasant.  I'm one of those who would rather give than receive too.  Only I'm not ticklish, I just enjoy the hell out of it.

I wasn't trying to brag, it actually (pardon my choice of words) sucks.  The last girl went down like it had the antidote, and I nearly kicked her in the head.

Posted by: Alex at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (K9+WM)

Man, this story sounds so familiar?

I love the holiest of holies, too. I'll set up camp if need be, but I don't enjoy anything more than I do a blow job.

Posted by: gator at July 29, 2010 12:21 AM (aOKEC).

it might not be just a Southern thang.............. i think we all can agree on that.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:26 AM (N9ZLq)

Uh, yeah, I'M AWARE!!!  Kinda my point.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:23 AM (N9ZLq)

The only reason we're at replacement level (barely) is the Hispanic influx.  Other than that, we're screwed too.

OK, we have now gone off the track discussing our first time at the Tuna Taco bar.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx)

I remember my first try at that too. Holy hell! I ended up in the hospital having lost 4 teeth, needing nearly 25 stitches on my tongue, dislocating my jaw, and nearly asphyxiating from the fumes.

_{Now when I'm in the mood for "giving" I turn to Indian actors.}

Hey guys, I can't sleep. What are we all discussing tonight?

Ticklish Penii and unclean girls...

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (+lQUH)

Pretty boring, clean night tonight. 

Country singers, crappy words, and weddings.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:30 AM (+lQUH)

Our love of oral sex, and whether it's better to give than receive.

Son of 1500+ Memorial Day ONT, here we come!!!!

I guess, I think I'm glad I missed that one.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:32 AM (a2f8R)

Oh yeah, and that.  Still, pretty clean night tonight.

our first time at the Tuna Taco bar.

her name was Cindy........ and she had a great Tuna Taco...........

it might not be just a Southern thang.............. i think we all can agree on that.

Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 12:28 AM (nawRL)

But being Southern really helps.  Everything goes better with Coke!

Can't sleep either.

Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2010 12:34 AM (9Lm5R)

Also, pay attention to the signals.  You'll know if you're doing it right, or not.  When you're doing it right, do more of it.  When not, try something else.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

There was a contest on that thread?

No, the contest was in my head.  But those are the results.  And I think "meme" had the most discussion; except maybe for "daresay" for some reason.  I like daresay.

Besides, why care whether the contest was real?  You were on the winning side and not a numb cunt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:27 AM (a2f8R)

_{Whoa, whoa, whoa, quiet down there, bebe. I leave that stuff to my goomah, thank you very much.}

Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (mY03/)

Good Luck!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (FHtH2)

I've always liked them at supper time.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 28, 2010 09:58 PM (FHtH2)

The real problem with the draft in this day and age is you can't afford to take everyone, which means the people who actually get picked to go are gonna be angry about it.

Can't sleep either.

Selling out my North Dakota oil acreage tomorrow, if the deal goes through and I'm a nervous wreck. These big oil companies are really tough negotiators.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 12:38 AM (mY03/)

Good luck. 

Going on vacation to Disney World soon. I'm actually really excited even though we were just there in January. I'm even more excited that it's not going to be 20 degrees when we're there.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:39 AM (gofDd)

If it's a weekend, and you promise not to steal whats left of my soul, I might come down and stalk join you.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:43 AM (FHtH2

Chill brah.  Could be worse.

Hallucinogenic, but delicious.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:40 AM (+lQUH)

Thanks! On Saturday, they announced a huge 2000 barrel of oil per day discovery only 500' from my southern lease line, and we're getting 5 calls a day from different companies. It's the biggest drilling boom in over a decade, and some of these frms are existing the Gulf.

One is BP's main partner down there, but I can't mention the name.

I just want to get the hell out of the way before they start sending my partner and me  $7 million-plus dollar drilling bills as working interest partners.

Kratos:

I'm rather old and kind of prudish, (is that a word?) but do you really believe what you type or is that just a front?

Chill brah.  Could be worse.

Posted by: James A. Garfield at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (eT2Xz)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (FHtH2)

I'd better leave it alone.  Don't want to get a tongue lashing.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (FHtH2)

True dat.

Took a strong man in 1980 to end this curse!

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2010 12:46 AM (vdfwz)

send the bill to Marco Island...........  from RF......... they will know who its from.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:48 AM (+lQUH)

Sassy - what was it over?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:45 AM (N9ZLq)

Well, you were always so wrapped up in your work smiting Olympians and all. Never any time for "decadence". But, since they're all gone and we've grown apart, there's a lot I've discovered about myself. I've got to move on. I don't want to find sometime down the road that I'm writing sappy, sobbing, scrolls to lost loves who've made new lives with another.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:51 AM (gofDd)

Will do.

(you can't steal souls via email right?)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:49 AM (N9ZLq)

I was going with serfdom. Which seems more and more the model the left wants. And I guess it does indeed mesh with their love for all things European.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (a2f8R)

I said I like to give one...

Posted by: Slut Diver's Perky Tits at July 29, 2010 12:53 AM (h0RtZ)

But I thought that Ashley Judd was the one with perky tits. This is disconcerting.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (gofDd)

So you tried.  God love ya.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:55 AM (gofDd)

Is a soul stealing net supposed to have mermaids and dolphins on it?

He & Al Gore Own Global Warming.

Posted by: POWER CORP. at July 29, 2010 12:57 AM (FD2Ex)

Hey...look over here...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 12:58 AM (N9ZLq)

Wise man say:  It's better to be a cunning linguist than a master debater.

Kratos:

I googled "femtoseconds" and got a computer virus that I cannot get rid of. Shame on you.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (gofDd)

I know what rum's panties look like now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:00 AM (a2f8R)

Never said I didn't like to receive...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:01 AM (N9ZLq)

I always had Popeye forearms.  Just sayin'

Sir Golfsalot and the Wookie weren't invited to the Princess' wedding:

http://tinyurl.com/37zwq3p

NOBODY likes that man.......

So what is this thread going now, the Food Channel's annual edible panties review?

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:56 AM (+lQUH)

Sassy . . . thanks.  I'll check it out.  Sounds like it was even 10 times more heated than Ace on the Sherrod thread with Herr and Merv. couple days ago.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 12:59 AM (+lQUH)

Actually, all you get is 40% off the Thunder Mountain ride at Disney World.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (a2f8R)

I'm sorry he's going through that.  Sorry for you too...hope all goes well!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:04 AM (N9ZLq)

Thr Beck deal at the Lincoln Memorial.

Maybe delta. its gonna be last minute though, as my dad finishes chemo that week. if it goes well i probably will

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:05 AM (a2f8R)

Well, for obvious reasons, I hope you go.  Prayers to your dad.

I'm last minute as well, but I'm pretty sure I can make it.  Hanging out with 100k or more people who are like minded can be a pretty good time.  Even when taking to the streets and protesting isn't exactly your thing.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH)

Just finished the other half of a subway, munching on some cheddar and sour cream lays.  mmmmmm

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH)

Sigh. I can't go back to my old food haunts in Juarez now, since there's a 50-50 chance now I'll have my head blown off.

Just finished the other half of a subway, munching on some cheddar and sour cream lays.  mmmmmm

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:12 AM (ASnld)

I love subways! Almost as much as delivery trucks.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:11 AM (+lQUH)

I'll say it again: Suppertime!

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd)

Hmmm...I bought a Lasagana Stouffer's yesterday.  Hope its as plain (but effective) as I remember.

Posted by: Racefan at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (nawRL)

And what's wrong with GnR?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd)

You ate it before?

No wonder.  It never tastes the same on the second ingestion.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:16 AM (a2f8R)

Agreed.  I only have the healthcare protests to go on.  My 1st (accidental) experience with a tea party get together.  Last minute,and by that I mean a week or so at the most, drew 50k at least.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (+lQUH)

I think Caribbean Jerk is my favorite.  Not for that reason, just love the taste, and enough spice without overpowering.

I just had a Stouffer's spaghetti and meatballs microwave dinner. It wasn't as tasty as I remember.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:14 AM (gofDd) .

dang Rum.... i'm sure one of us would take you out for a little better than that.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:17 AM (nnNfA)

Yeah, still in CO.  Will be moving to SC in the 2nd week of August. 

Sassy - I have an open invitation to Logprof and his wife to go to Taco Tote - a Juarez taco joint that he loves that has opened four restaurants on this side of the border.

The trouble is that his wife is scared of returning to Juarez or the surrounding area for vacation, so the invite is still open, but unfulfilled.. they'll come as close as Dallas - 600 miles away.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 29, 2010 01:20 AM (N9ZLq)

Yeah, it's not bad.  As a bachelor I might be biased, but it's an easy meal, especially with some good bread, and a nice dessert.  It's quick.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (+lQUH)

Just pass on the nachos.  Not impressive at all.

Delta Smelt:

God luck on the move. I would like to get out of the shit hole eastern CO desert I live in. Probably won't happen.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (+lQUH)

NO. logprof's still in Winnipeg, about his wife's sister is in Dallas, where his wife was staying while they processed her green card so she sould then go up to Winnipeg, and ...oh, it's too confusing. His other sister-in-law is dating a drama prof here in El Paso - someone I think that I know, so that may get them down here. My Taco Tote coupons are getting a bit stale.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (+lQUH)

I'm off tomorrow.  I'll listen to Boortz or Beck. 

Delta Smelt:

God luck on the move. I would like to get out of the shit hole eastern CO desert I live in. Probably won't happen.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:25 AM (nnNfA)

Thanks man.  I've seen you comment many times but didn't know you were from Colorado.

I love CO. (mostly) and Denver especially, and would reccomend it to most folks, but I've got a mind to travel.

How far east of Denver are you?

Anybody familiar with Carolina shag dancing?  Somehow got from Bond videos on YouTube to Beach Music to Shag Dancing.

I visited the Carolinas in the late 70's and early 80's and the beach music shag dancing I remember is not what I'm seeing in current videos.  Perhaps this ghey-ward explains Lindsey Graham. 

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (gofDd)

Can I be the quarterback of the AOS football team?

Starting point guard on the basketball team is aight as well.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:28 AM (+lQUH)

I'm off tomorrow.  I'll listen to Boortz or Beck. 

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:30 AM (ASnld)

I'd sooner slit my wrists with a spoon than watch the view.  Even when Obama isn't on.

wherestherum

I'm 67 and not cool. I still like to see what you younguns think. I enjoy the interaction.

Posted by: Sassypants at July 29, 2010 01:31 AM (+lQUH)

Half of my neighborhood are wel-to-do refugees from the violence in Juarez, including (it is rumored) the mayor of Juarez.

They come over with shopping bags full of cash (literally!) and pay for the nice big houses up here. These are the normal business people, not the drogistas, by the way..

I'd sooner slit my wrists with a spoon than watch the view.  Even when Obama isn't on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 29, 2010 01:34 AM (LtIsn)

So Say We All.

MOBY ALERT!

MOBY ALERT!

Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (mY03/)

Second that.  Eric, STFU

Can I be the quarterback of the AOS football team?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:32 AM (eT2Xz)

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:33 AM (gofDd)

Ooh!  I call mascot!

Delta Smelt:

I live east of Colo Sprgs. Grew up here and have spent my entire life here. What depresses me is the lack of moisture.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 29, 2010 01:21 AM (a2f8R)

I will next time sweetie.  I have the vanilla special. I love Trader Joes. And they don't have any of that hey we now have 8 self check out registers . . . try it you'll like it crap. I usually have so many bottles at check out.

Now if I can only learn how to dodge those damn Green Peace geeks when leaving Traders, that's the key.

I don't remamber the infamous thread, but I sure remember PGiS's sweaterpuppy posts.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:33 AM (gofDd)

Fair enough.  Lacey also might want to get in on cheering for me throwing touchdown passes against Kos and all of the other mangina opponents as well.

Only if you let rum do your homework for you.

Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 29, 2010 01:35 AM (aVzyR)

Trust Rum with my homework??? You kiddin?  I need that free ride to USC, I'm not counting on her to get me in. 

Deety, I nominate you to do my homework.  And Gabe.  Not Ace.  Maybe Purple Avenger.  War can do my American History homework.  Monty can handle economics.

hmmmmm,

so i just got home and zoooom, hug from my little one off she goes into her room

i looked at my wife and asked 'what does she want?'

T just answered 'nothing, just enjoy it now because she'll forget you exist in a couple years'

daughters are just evil in growing stage

Posted by: Delta Smelt at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (eT2Xz)

I miss the morning economic wrapup already.  I'd read it as I get the blood moving in the morning.  I do still check the Market Ticker once or twice a day.  Denninger is good.

Delta Smelt:

I live east of Colo Sprgs. Grew up here and have spent my entire life here. What depresses me is the lack of moisture.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:40 AM (nnNfA)

I hear that.

I lived in San Diego for a couple years, came back to Denver for a Thanksgiving, and couldn't get over how dry it was.  This from a native.  San Diego isn't humid either. 

Colorado is damn dry.  Nice seeing a fellow Colorado Moron here though.

^{Anybody familiar with Carolina shag dancing?  Somehow got from Bond videos on YouTube to Beach Music to Shag Dancing.}

^{I visited the Carolinas in the late 70's and early 80's and the beach music shag dancing I remember is not what I'm seeing in current videos.  Perhaps this ghey-ward explains Lindsey Graham.} 

I don't remamber the infamous thread, but I sure remember PGiS's sweaterpuppy posts.

Posted by: TexasJew at July 29, 2010 01:42 AM (mY03/)

There may have been other infamous threads, but that one was a high water mark for sure. So many posts by so many people typing one-handed.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (gofDd)

He had a lot on his plate, IIRC.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:38 AM (gofDd) .

math is easy................  you do teh english...........

I miss the morning economic wrapup already.  I'd read it as I get the blood moving in the morning.  I do still check the Market Ticker once or twice a day.  Denninger is good.

Posted by: Bikermailman at July 29, 2010 01:45 AM (ASnld)

At the risk of kissing Monty's ass...nevermind, (who are we kidding, Monty ain't reading this) he is an excellent blogger. I miss his regular chit as well.

Solid writer, smart, well read, knows a little about alot....great addition to this place.

Goodnight Sassy and everyone else.

The 666 was very well played...

hey, i'll do the history homework

i'm a democrat, i can just make shit up and re-write it

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (gofDd)

He's on a brief vacation.

^{Ooh!  I call mascot!}

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 29, 2010 01:52 AM (FHtH2)

What's the problem?  Make sure to leave some cheap whiskey stains on the term paper, and for the love of pete, include a heartbroken Franklin Pierce.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (nnNfA)

Not at all.  You did well. 

Next time try talking more about landing strips and smegma though.  The ont drunkards seem to get off on it.

(kidding, I've seen you comment many times and I never knew your age or location.  You blended in just like all of the other raggamuffins)

Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 01:57 AM (9b6FB)

Not yet, but I wouldn't put it past him.  It's just the way NASA is being downgraded to muslim outreach, and retasking satellites to do gorebull warming studies, then when the data doesn't fit the meme, it goes down the memory hole.

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 29, 2010 01:48 AM (Vol3D)

Ah.  Being hammered must make (have made) all the difference.

Hammered  = more like jitterbug/swing.

Not Hammered = more like Johnny Weir ice dancing. 

Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2010 02:04 AM (9b6FB)

If I were going to guess, I'd say on the gas giants, their higher gravity is the only thing that keeps it from evaporating into space.  We might have had large amounts here, but the would have lifted out of the atmosphere long ago.  I think (could be wrong here) that most of what we have is a part of the process that formed oil, not an original thing like on the giants.

Posted by: Ronster at July 29, 2010 01:54 AM (nnNfA)

its a tuff fucking nut to crack.......i looked through the gate for about 2 years..........at some point ya just gotta dive in head first...............and hope for the best.