Several of the news outlets in my area re-printed essentially the exact same AP article about how people were out in force for Black Friday deals and that they have more money to spend this year so are spending more etc. Which, in the bizarro world we live in I take to mean that the stores didn't actually do as well as hoped today.

I don't understand reality anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2010 09:52 PM (CN+Qv)

We post them in the WWE, too!

You did good as a guest ONT blogger, CDR M.  Good sport...

CDR M is a god. Of course I mean that in a totally plutonic way so his wife won't hunt me down and kill me.

I don't understand reality anymore.

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 26, 2010 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

In the Soviet Union, they could get all kinds of information by how the men were arranged in the photographs of Red Square or what kind of historical articles were being printed.

Probably we will have to get some of those skills going again.

CDR M is a god. Of course I mean that in a totally plutonic way so his wife won't hunt me down and kill me.

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

Hopefully you mean Platonic. Pluto's means of liking was to take the girl to Hades and only let her out to see her mom for half the year.

When I grow up, I want to be a Guest Blogger on AoSHQ.

We post them in the WWE, too!

Posted by: Linda McMahon at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (tJjm/)

Should have had a few at your debate, loser.

You did good as a guest ONT blogger, CDR M.  Good sport...

CDR M is a god. Of course I mean that in a totally plutonic way so his wife won't hunt me down and kill me.

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

I think you mean Platonic, unless you created a brilliant bit of wordplay off of Pluto's status as the God of the Underworld to imply you are game for anal sex (?).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 09:55 PM (c0A3e)

at least no one knows how to use html

We post them in the WWE, too!

Posted by: Linda McMahon at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (tJjm/)

Should have had a few at your debate, loser.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2010 09:56 PM (CN+Qv)

Hmmm.

CoolCzech, icky and weird of you I must say.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 26, 2010 09:58 PM (BebB7)

someone went cheap on the ben wa balls

Posted by: Online Poker at November 26, 2010 09:52 PM (FpJgM)

This site has sucked since they quit the sweater puppy pictures.

And what happened to the cowbell?

And since Palin Steele was brutally molested at Sea World by a Narwhal..

a string of Christmas lights!

Adult or child?

CoolCzech, icky and weird of you I must say.

Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 26, 2010 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)

Well, come on... Pluto... underworld... underside.. come on, work with me here... 

We post them in the WWE, too!

Posted by: Linda McMahon at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (tJjm/)

The best shows were the ones where Stone Cold pulled a gun on somebody.

Being Greek, I prefer Hades.

Pluto is a maligned planet or a Disney dog. Either of which would make for a weird relationship to be sure.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 26, 2010 09:58 PM (BebB7)

How is a broom handle considered inside the stomach? Isn't about 3/4 of it sticking out of the mouth?

plate tectonics

So he makes the earth move for you eh?

There are still too many of those posted here. 

Posted by: Ben Wa at November 26, 2010 10:02 PM (jzOkH)

It must have been the after Christmas sale..

We post them in the WWE, too!

Posted by: Linda McMahon at November 26, 2010 09:53 PM (tJjm/)

The best shows were the ones where Stone Cold pulled a gun on somebody.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 26, 2010 10:02 PM (0IR+C)

I actually got to see Triple H in person at one of her rallies.  MOUNTAIN of a man, but surprisingly intelligent and articulate - not what you would expect of a professional wrestler.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:04 PM (5I8G0)

Thank you,, I needed to readjust my shorts..

So he makes the earth move for you eh?

Well, especially the pictures of him in uniform. If the battleship's rockin, don't come knockin.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:04 PM (5I8G0)

Two pairs in one sweater!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 10:04 PM (tJjm/)

They have to memorize a larger script than most actors, with no retakes or cue cards. It doesn't surprise me at all.

Well, maybe a bleeding skull would have been appropriate for Barry's split lip.

Just sayin'.

There are still too many of those posted here. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 10:04 PM (c0A3e)

Thank you, American Family Council....

Hades, the former consort of Miss'80sbaby, is dead. 

Pluto is a maligned planet or a Disney dog. Either of which would make for a weird relationship to be sure.

Pluto is also a discontinued nuclear powered cruise missile project.  Guess which one I prefer.

Nice post CDR M. 

I'll pass on the same compliment a teacher once gave me when I aced a middle east geography quiz, "colosas effort." 

Posted by: journolist at November 26, 2010 10:08 PM (LwLqV)

Ask the gastroenterologist.. probably not as far as a string of Christmas lights.

Maybe Cali would have fared better if Arnold was a wrestler instead of becoming a body-builder/actor.

However, that didn't work out for MN under Jessie "The Mind is a Terrible Thing To Waste" Ventura. 

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 26, 2010 10:07 PM (BZ2Bm)

You've done pretty good work yourself, Rajiv.  You two were probably the best.  Some of the other stuff that got posted... well, chaos is the spice of life, right Kratos?

Posted by: journolist at November 26, 2010 10:08 PM (LwLqV)

hummus ain't greek.

However, that didn't work out for MN under Jessie "The Mind is a Terrible Thing To Waste" Ventura. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 10:10 PM (c0A3e)

Yes.  It is a Terrible Thing to Waste One's Mind.

Posted by: eman at November 26, 2010 10:11 PM (kn74g)

fake but accurate.

Pluto is also a discontinued nuclear powered cruise missile project.  Guess which one I prefer.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:14 PM (5I8G0)

Gentlemen, let's not suck each other's tenderloins quite just yet...

"We had the game in our hands and broke like a cheap piece of Ikea furniture."

Now, that's fricking classico spaghettio.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at November 26, 2010 10:14 PM (KSjrh)

Well, obviously the Brits always had too many damned farting cows!

Well, obviously the Brits always had too many damned farting cows!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 10:17 PM (tJjm/)

When Little John had his first plate of beef and bean taquitos..

Posted by: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy at November 26, 2010 10:18 PM (uCjoj)

Strangest sockpuppet ever...

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:14 PM (5I8G0)

Gentlemen, let's not suck each other's tenderloins quite just yet...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 26, 2010 10:15 PM (tJjm/)

mmmmmm....

Posted by: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy at November 26, 2010 10:18 PM (uCjoj)

Strangest sockpuppet ever...

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2010 10:19 PM (gRluJ)

Hardest to spell, that's fer shure!

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:19 PM (5I8G0)

Well what was he supposed to do?  Rigor was setting in!

I just love how I'm the man of my castle. 

Earlier today -

Me:  honey the kids don't need a flat screen TV in their room.

Wife: well, we'll see you later dear.

7 hours later, I'm moving furniture for a 42" flat screen.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 10:24 PM (c0A3e)

Don't mess with Sherry, Goddess of Cooking, either!

Guest bloggers, do not stop posting until I give the all clear. Repeat, do not stop posting until I give the all clear.

Jim, please hand me the nuclear codes, oh, wait am I still on?  

Posted by: Ice Road Truckers at November 26, 2010 10:23 PM (vdfwz) 

I'll take it anywhere, any time.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 10:27 PM (F5Gxy)

If we could do that, we wouldn't be on the ONT.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 26, 2010 10:27 PM (F5Gxy)

If we could do that, we wouldn't be on the ONT.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2010 10:28 PM (CN+Qv)

Excellent point, Oldcat. 

Surely you've heard of multitasking, .  

/Decadence!

Posted by: MrScribbler

Uggboots or lace wigs?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 10:29 PM (c0A3e)

Yeah, until it sets your room on fire and next thing you know you're doing your impression of Hercules doing his swan dive...

OK, PGiS... I give... WHY are you "warm again"?

You have a very dirty mind tonight CoolCzech. It was about 20 degrees here for several days, with snow and ice on the roads and really just most unpleasant. We are now back to mid 40s and rain. But, I doubt Mother Nature is through bitch slapping us yet, they say this winter is going to suck like a, well make your own damn analogy you pervert.

If we could do that, we wouldn't be on the ONT.

You type with both hands?!

And I just almost posted that in an e-mail IÂ’m sending to some moms from school. Well, that would certainly cement my reputation thereÂ…

OK, PGiS... I give... WHY are you "warm again"?

You have a very dirty mind tonight CoolCzech. It was about 20 degrees here for several days, with snow and ice on the roads and really just most unpleasant. We are now back to mid 40s and rain. But, I doubt Mother Nature is through bitch slapping us yet, they say this winter is going to suck like a, well make your own damn analogy you pervert.

Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 26, 2010 10:31 PM (RZ8pf)

Why, my feelings are really hurt!  What is dirty about asking why you are "WarmAgaininSeattle"??

*sniff*

There was a time you were much nicer to me

*shuffling off to sulk*

Posted by: MrScribbler

Uggboots or lace wigs?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes... at November 26, 2010 10:31 PM (sJTmU)

Perhaps but you know they're all actually hoping for some of those Machines for Sale!

Posted by: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy at November 26, 2010 10:33 PM (uCjoj)

Forget that science crap. See where Al Gore is visiting. Wherever that is has extremely cold weather until he leaves.

And I just almost posted that in an e-mail IÂ’m sending to some moms from school. Well, that would certainly cement my reputation thereÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 26, 2010 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)

Reputation??

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:34 PM (5I8G0)

If they had decent cobloggers, they might not want the originals back.

Posted by: mpfs at November 26, 2010 10:36 PM (3TjSM)

*reaching for delete key*

IÂ’m sorry CoolCzech, bring your lollipop over here and IÂ’ll lick it and make it feel better.

Posted by: mpfs at November 26, 2010 10:36 PM (3TjSM)

Sorry. I accidentally hit the "blow me" button.

Rum! How were the brussel sprouts? I wasnÂ’t around yesterday to see if you posted about them.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 26, 2010 10:35 PM (YxBuk)

how was tangled rum?

Ace can really take a corndog.

So, did we lose anyone to the Black Friday mob?

hell.to.the.no.dear.

I moved from my bed to my couch back to my bad and already did half my shopping online

Sorry. I accidentally hit the "blow me" button.

Is that like the INSERT button?

What mob?  I went to Target and Costco around 11:00 this morning and, perhaps for the first time evah, went straight to the cash register in both places with no waiting!  It was eerie. 

See! See! I knew the stupid AP news stories were just made up BS (see my comment @9).  And that bums me out because I thought about going early this morning to Target (iTunes $25 gift cards for $20!) but then I figured it would be packed. Of course here it might have been since everyone has crazy cabin fever from the snow.

Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 26, 2010 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Snow? What the hell is that?

Posted by: Sherry, Goddess of Cooking at November 26, 2010 10:41 PM (tJjm/)

Sorry Sherry, I'm the real goddess. I do things in the kitchen that you never imagined. And tablescapes.

warning:  possible TMI

stop, you were warned......................

damn, deep fried turkey is the best!!!!!!  anywho, ate so much my skinny ass gained 20 lbs.......then earlier today i shit so much i lost 23 lbs, FML

hola all

Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 26, 2010 10:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Well since the sales stared at 3 AM, maybe early morning would be a slack time anyway.

Posted by: Peaches at November 26, 2010 10:27 PM (zxpIo)

I'm just wondering if he'll have both shoes on let alone pants and how much Old Spice did he use.

190  amen on that sir

so thats it for your blogging?  damn, you posted the best cheerleaders

Snow? What the hell is that?

Concentrated evil.

That would be ice methinks. 

199  That would be ice methinks

ice?

So, did we lose anyone to the Black Friday mob?

Nope, but today I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes.

Name was "Russell".

oh for today's shopping

the grandma and girl left at 3am and still aren't back yet

i hope my m-i-l didn't get conned into spending her life savings

Posted by: Peaches at November 26, 2010 10:50 PM (zxpIo)

Keep him out of the barn. He's drunk.

Not the "best", he posted the "most decadent" cheerleaders.

***I'm challenging you to a throwdown***

Go one day, one whole day, w/out using the d-word.

And I'll give you any weekday when you won't be tempted by the cheerleaders.

I think you can do it.

The snow takes longer to melt.

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 26, 2010 10:50 PM (uCjoj)

In the late 70s, Cincy had these huge Ice Storms that put several inches of ice on all the roads. In late March or April they had to send earthmoving equipment to crack it off the streets and throw it onto the verge, since it wasn't melting even though the air temp was in the 40s. The piles lasted about three more weeks.

208  good cheerleaders are hard to find i guess

unless you want ex-cheerleaders....then just hit the strip joints

^{_{he went there!!!!}}

And I'll give you any weekday when you won't be tempted by the cheerleaders.

I think you can do it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 26, 2010 10:53 PM (/O1Tg)

What is a decadent cheerleader?

He's been postin' like crazy at H2.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 10:53 PM (5I8G0)

Oh. over with the cool kids...

Posted by: Storm Chasers at November 26, 2010 10:53 PM (vdfwz)

I hate that show with the fury of a thousand suns. I grew up in tornado country. I've seen what they do, its not a game.

The fact that such art of Sarah Palin exists on the Internet that could be dug up if she runs proves she should be ruled out for running for President.

And if she runs, we'll see a list of the 100 of the worst insults towards SP someday.  But at least she strikes back, which is something I like about her.

He's been postin' like crazy at H2.

really? doesn't he like us anymore?? I figured his wife had the fourth [?] and his priorities changed.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 26, 2010 10:51 PM (YxBuk)

Zachary Levi was on Conan this week and he said that the horse just steals the movie.  So guess he was right.

Well, I guess IÂ’d better go see what the troops are up to. I left them unattended with the leftovers.

Posted by: Dan Fouts at November 26, 2010 10:56 PM (Jx0x6)

After your big win in 85 degree Florida, you all said the weather wouldn't be a factor. Looks like you were wrong.

I went to that game because it was too cold for the guy with the tickets to go.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2010 10:56 PM (CN+Qv)

I love the show. I just root for the tornados to kill the dumbass stormchasers..

Posted by: Peaches at November 26, 2010 10:52 PM (zxpIo)

I don't get the draw to H2. It seems like people who were once posters here go on to H2 and never come back.

who runs H2 anyway? Is it Ace without a goutee? Good ace?

I know that there was a big deal over how vulgar things were here and it upset the Connecticut morons, but H2 is much rauncher.

Oh, its on like Donkey Kong!  I'll let you know which day.  It'll be soon.  

/Do I get anything if I "win"?  Or only the satisfaction of winning? 

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2010 10:58 PM (vdfwz)

other than electonics and hunting, the whole store was completely dead. And man, someone shit their pants in electronics and it was the burns your nose nasty

wow

SLAM!!!!  clomp clomp clomp

me:  damn, rough day?

T:  shut the fuck up

maybe now would be a bad time to ask for a bj

also, i took everyones advice yesterday. I went down to the local game stop and bought a refurbished xbox360 for 99 bucks.

I forgot to mention i have an addictive personality. I've been playing non stop for around 8 hours. I only stopped playing because I was worried I would burn it out. I'm not sure if buying it was a good idea, but theres no going back now is there?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 26, 2010 10:58 PM (vdfwz)

I was in London and tried to find dental floss.  It's exactly as difficult as you might imagine.

Mine are going up tomorrow.

Posted by: CDR M at November 26, 2010 11:01 PM (5I8G0)

My dad put the lights up on the house already - a week early. The tree and inside decorations go up on Sunday.

I love the show. I just root for the tornados to kill the dumbass stormchasers..

Posted by: TexasJew at November 26, 2010 10:58 PM (gRluJ)

That I would watch.

In 1974 we were on a field trip and our bus driver took us through the ruins of Xenia, OH. The National Guard was still there, but she was a resident so we were let in. Plus looters don't take school buses in.

Pretty scary seeing a neighborhood just like yours leveled.

I hate that show with the fury of a thousand suns. I grew up in tornado country. I've seen what they do, its not a game.

Posted by: Ben at November 26, 2010 11:02 PM (DKV43)

Put a 5 pound brick of cheese near your X-box. It should keep you alive.

Oh, its on like Donkey Kong!  I'll let you know which day.  It'll be soon.  

/Do I get anything if I "win"?  Or only the satisfaction of winning? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 11:00 PM (c0A3e)

You'll be hearing from our lawyers for your copyright infringement.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 26, 2010 11:04 PM (Jx0x6)

That's why I'm pro-global warming.

Plus looters don't take school buses in.

also, i took everyones advice yesterday. I went down to the local game stop and bought a refurbished xbox360 for 99 bucks.

I forgot to mention i have an addictive personality. I've been playing non stop for around 8 hours. I only stopped playing because I was worried I would burn it out. I'm not sure if buying it was a good idea, but theres no going back now is there?

Posted by: Ben at November 26, 2010 11:02 PM (DKV43)

make sure you keep your receipt, 360 is not a system you want to buy used as it's easy to burn the system out and then wrap it in a towel with it on to get it to work so you can trade it in. Personally, play it and if you like it, take it back and spend the extra for new console (only $100 more for the basic one for $200 for the 250 gig hard drive package)

I went to a few stores today, not because I really need anything, I don't. And not because i needed gifts, I bought all mine already. I went because I looove capitalism. I love seeing people consuming products. It's so enjoyable. I can't explain it. It's a similar feeling to watching sports.

I was actually suprised by all the people out today. I was figuring that the 10 percent unemployment would damper the turnout, but it doesn't seem likely.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 11:04 PM (c0A3e)

I've never seen the show.

The promos show guys about as grounded as drunken frat boys shouting at each other, and getting out near tornadoes. The first show this year was showing victims with injuries, on TV and the drivers were all surprised to see it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 26, 2010 11:05 PM (YxBuk)

I think they might have screwed up on their release though.  I kind of expect Harry Potter to be the top draw to the Box office this weekend, and even with the extra time from the holiday Tangled suffering.

also, i took everyones advice yesterday. I went down to the local game stop and bought a refurbished xbox360 for 99 bucks.

I forgot to mention i have an addictive personality. I've been playing non stop for around 8 hours. I only stopped playing because I was worried I would burn it out. I'm not sure if buying it was a good idea, but theres no going back now is there?

Posted by: Ben at November 26, 2010 11:02 PM (DKV43)

make sure you keep your receipt, 360 is not a system you want to buy used as it's easy to burn the system out and then wrap it in a towel with it on to get it to work so you can trade it in. Personally, play it and if you like it, take it back and spend the extra for new console (only $100 more for the basic one for $200 for the 250 gig hard drive package)

oh i know, i researched it. I got a one year warrantee that covers everything and it only costs me 20 bucks.  Also the guy at the store explained to me how I can game the system. I have the 20 dollar warrantee that covers all issues until Jan 15, 2012. After that I can't get a warantee on that consol. However, i were were to turn in my working consol and get a replacement for some fake reason, I can renew the warantee for 20 bucks. I can do this ad infinitum.

damn sock.

Posted by: ace's eleven at November 26, 2010 11:07 PM (ocvEI)

I had a friend who was stationed with me at Nellis AFB back in the mid-80's. One day we stood outside and watched as a big thunderstorm moved in. I started joking about maybe a tornado hitting us, and he got really upset. Later, he told us that he survived the Xenia tornado of '74. He didn't even like hearing the clap of thunder.

Do I get anything if I "win"? 

Your manhood and self-respect?*

* just being a bitch. I know you can take it!

292  thats my goal too

this year i'm going to try to figure out how to get the lights to do the flash to music thing

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2010 11:09 PM (S9k9+)

no, spending a grand just on a fucking name is retarded. And wake me up when companies start actually putting out good ports to the PC

I was figuring that the 10 percent unemployment would damper the turnout, but it doesn't seem likely.

Good news!

And don't forget those of us that did it from the comfort of our own home in our pj's!

oh i know, i researched it. I got a one year warrantee that covers everything and it only costs me 20 bucks.  Also the guy at the store explained to me how I can game the system. I have the 20 dollar warrantee that covers all issues until Jan 15, 2012. After that I can't get a warantee on that consol. However, i were were to turn in my working consol and get a replacement for some fake reason, I can renew the warantee for 20 bucks. I can do this ad infinitum.

Posted by: Ben at November 26, 2010 11:10 PM (DKV43)

good. I was so happy about the new refresh, no more jet engine when playing a game

315  a grand?

hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha

i wish

322  i blame crysis since crysis2 is delayed till march

but at least i'll have a new laptop by then

Ben, what game are you playing?

Resident Evil 5. When I was younger they were my favorite games. They've really changed the format. It used to be about strategy as much as shooting, not its more of a shooting game. You don't really have to conserve ammo, get a bunch of pass keys, solve puzzles, etc. You just kinda go through each stage with a partner shooting zombies.

Your manhood and self-respect?*

The former I already have ample amounts of.  As for the latter... hell, I have none, as evidenced by my multitude of comments here.

But I'll beat your challenge just to besmirch you, . 

i wish

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2010 11:15 PM (S9k9+)

it was more of an average. My $1000 machine is about 2 grand before tax when going through Alienware. Only thing is I don't get one of their retarded cases and if I want lights, I can do it for pennies on the dollar

I had a friend who was stationed with me at Nellis AFB back in the mid-80's. One day we stood outside and watched as a big thunderstorm moved in. I started joking about maybe a tornado hitting us, and he got really upset. Later, he told us that he survived the Xenia tornado of '74. He didn't even like hearing the clap of thunder.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at November 26, 2010 11:11 PM (Jx0x6)

There's a lot of bad stuff that happens, but tornadoes are one of the few disasters that can just explode a normal house and scatter it in seconds. And we didn't have a basement, either. Just 'maybe its your day to die'

Posted by: Intel Core i7 990X at November 26, 2010 11:15 PM (uCjoj)

So are you.

good. I was so happy about the new refresh, no more jet engine when playing a game

it's kinda loud, and i know it is notorious for overheating, but when i shut it off it wasn't hot at all. I was just doing it to be on the safe side. I'm gonna give it 40 minutes to cool down and then go back. I've already drank an entire bottle of wine in the past few hours.

Pinot Noir and thanksgiving leftovers go great together.

There's a lot of bad stuff that happens, but tornadoes are one of the few disasters that can just explode a normal house and scatter it in seconds. And we didn't have a basement, either. Just 'maybe its your day to die'

Posted by: Oldcat at November 26, 2010 11:18 PM (CN+Qv)

I know. I survived the May 3rd '99, F-4 that hit my house in Wichita while I and my 3 kids were hiding in the crawlspace. That power is awesome.

336  i agree

i was playing blackops mainly on the sager

but alienware has the sweetest screen, the rgb is a monster

clevo....get off your butt damn it!!!

this year i'm going to try to figure out how to get the lights to do the flash to music thing

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2010 11:12 PM (S9k9+)

Here's the new standard.  Someone that does the Christmas lights to music decided that this year they would do it to Slayer.

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 26, 2010 11:12 PM (uCjoj)

Disclosed by the defense? Sounds like standard trial bullshit. "She didn't do it. And if she did, its some guys fault. And if you don't buy that, shes crazy"

but at least i'll have a new laptop by then

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 26, 2010 11:17 PM (S9k9+)

Posted by: Xeon X5680 at November 26, 2010 11:21 PM (uCjoj)

What?  You aren't even 12-core!  Bask in the glory, bitch

I've never done crack before but I have to think those pecans covered in sugar would be like getting addicted to crack. cannot.stop.eating.them!!!

Any crackwhores around to tell me if I'm right??

341  i agree all the way, its nice to have a pretty picture but at 20 frames, the hell with that

342  they are saying january, i'm on notebook review now so i'll see in a minute

344  damn, i was going to do the xeons

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 26, 2010 11:24 PM (c0A3e)

You have to go outside to walk the dog.

They also built one of the more assinine multiplayer architectures I've ever seen someone throw together.

Alot of people figured "Why bother" at this point.

Posted by: Intel Core i7 990X at November 26, 2010 11:19 PM (uCjoj)

every game from Eastern Europe and Russia have THE worst game coding around

no, spending a grand just on a fucking name is retarded. And wake me up when companies start actually putting out good ports to the PC

Posted by: The Dude at November 26, 2010 11:13 PM (Ig1Wo)

Well let's see, on PC you can play the Assassin's Creed games, StarCraft 2, Batman Arkham Asylum, Mass Effect 2, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Call of Duty Black Ops, Medal of Honor.  Honestly the only game I can think of that I would like to play but isn't on PC is Red Dead Redemption.  But I wouldn't bother spending money on an Alienware.  Maybe before they got bought out by Dell, but not now.

You've never done crack?  Oh that's right, I've figured you for an LSD kind of gal, .  (I'm kidding, kidding!)

#333  Resident Evil 5. When I was younger they were my favorite games. They've really changed the format. It used to be about strategy as much as shooting, not its more of a shooting game. You don't really have to conserve ammo, get a bunch of pass keys, solve puzzles, etc. You just kinda go through each stage with a partner shooting zombies.

Isn't RE5 basically RE4 with different characters, different location, and some new weapons?  
 

So far it's similar, yeah. However there is less wandering around. There is a confined area you stay in until you pass to the next stage. It's nothing at all like RE 1, 2, or 3 where you can wonder everywhere for hours trying to figure out what you're supposed to do. I remember RE1 took me about 40-50 hours to beat.   I think I may have this one finished by 4 am or so. I plan on going back in about 10 minutes.

also the weapons are different in that you find gold or money when fighting and you can buy weapons at the end of stages or upgrade aspects of your weapons.

Posted by: buzzion at November 26, 2010 11:27 PM (oVQFe)

I play a lot of import, niche and sports games

too many numbers and too much pc mumbo-jumbo on this thread.

english, muthafuckas, speak it already!!

Posted by: chemjeff at November 26, 2010 11:29 PM (PaSAU)

though true, it's mainly for the e-peen

My menorah

Happy [early] Hanukkah. _{I'll forget next week.}

I now await my IRS audit.

Posted by: Al Queda at November 26, 2010 11:36 PM (5I8G0)

Let's combine them.  Achmed the Dead Terrorist Christmas.

okay, CES is jan 6th so all the computer companies will be showing off the goodies then

then its always like two weeks to release

they are saying there will be a new R3 alienware without the giant tacky cover, we'll see

Where did everyone go??

Get a whiff of some pumpkin pie??

Posted by: The Dude at November 26, 2010 11:45 PM (Ig1Wo)

Having a dead prostitute in your basement who can't suck dick sucks just the same, no pun intended.

The Prescott experienced changed their philosophy. If it hadn't failed, they would be at 10GHz Pentium 6's today - bank on it!

Posted by: Timothy M. Geithner at November 26, 2010 11:44 PM (uCjoj)

which would be hilarious if they worked

411  also, doesn't clock speed affect the heat

i heard the heat before 45mm came out, you needed a nuclear reactor's cooling tower to keep some of the extreme cpu's cooled down

419  ewwwww, the stan sucks

i would go with a toughbook, i hear the dust gets into everything there

Where did everyone go??

Get a whiff of some pumpkin pie??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 26, 2010 11:45 PM (/O1Tg)

I can see where a lady serving pumkin pie would reduce anxiety without chemicals. It shows that either she's not starving herself or that she doesn't mind if you don't eat what she eats or that she isn't into some zany trendy cooking thing you have to pretend to like.

I'll find out on Monday.

Oh wow. Didn't know. HOw long are you gone for?

Posted by: Timothy M. Geithner at November 26, 2010 11:50 PM (uCjoj)

and it would be a HUGE cost for quality control.

But im happy with my 1090t running at 3.9 and change

It is the same reason we have lavender towels

Ahem, what exactly are you saying here??

***taps foot***

442  now i guess the heat issue is just with the gpu's

clevo does the best in this area i think

my wife runs 2 480's in her rig and the fans barely run and the handrest area is hardly warm

and change your sock...you have runningrnitis

Eating some PIE, I mean

Relax! It's not as if I said pumpkin 'muffins'.

^{It's not as if I said pumpkin 'muffins'.}

Someone call me?

Relax! It's not as if I said pumpkin 'muffins'.

Believe me, if I were eating those I'd be bragging.

well well, the m-i-l and girl are back after 16 hours

let me see if my wife has an inheritance left

That men, if left to their own devices, would buy towels in exactly one color

Well even though this was not the spirit in which it was intended I shall take this as a compliment.

What you're really saying is that we make things pretty. I concur!

That men, if left to their own devices, would buy towels in exactly one color: white. 

Oh, and about the towel/bathroom thingÂ….well, you know the drill.

 Posted by: Mallamutt, Professional Trouble Maker at November 26, 2010 11:58 PM (OWjjx)

I don't buy towels in one color. I buy one towel each of every color. It drives the saleslady crazy. I can see her thinking about calling security.

Posted by: The FEC Official Eying the "Mattress Discounters" on COD's Campaign Finance Report at November 27, 2010 12:00 AM (uCjoj)

--Sockpuppets talking to each other.

What a pathetic state of affairs.

Believe me, if I were eating those I'd be bragging.

If you were eating thse and talking t us, you'd be like Dennis Rodman. [sort of; just backwards].

ps...it's impolite to talk type with  your mouth full.

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 12:03 AM (Ig1Wo)

I've got a MX518.  Definitely a nice mouse for $50  Have a G15 keyboard too.  Though I don't really use the extra buttons.  It is nice to actually have them since they are both wired devices.  I originally bought wireless keyboard and mouse and they worked like shit.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 27, 2010 12:05 AM (lnUW/)

--Well, she's wearing an outfit that exaggerates her badonk-a-donk, so a lot of it is illusion.

ps...it's impolite to talk type with  your mouth full.

Scwoo powiteness!

^{_{nom nom nom nom}}

Meh, saw this at the link above

***promptly spits out sugar coated pecans and hops on scale***

Jesus, that just ain't right.

ps...it's impolite to talk type with  your mouth and ass full.

Scwoo powiteness!

^{_{nom nom nom nom}}

Posted by: Bawney Fwank and friend at November 27, 2010 12:09 AM (F5Gxy)

fify

I've got a MX518.  Definitely a nice mouse for $50  Have a G15 keyboard too.  Though I don't really use the extra buttons.  It is nice to actually have them since they are both wired devices.  I originally bought wireless keyboard and mouse and they worked like shit.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 12:08 AM (oVQFe)

yeah, my mouse and keyboard are finally starting to kick the can. Went to Newegg to get a keyboard and ended up with just a mouse so far. And of course I now see Amazon selling the MX518 for $24.99 with a $15 mail in rebate.

Main thing I'm looking for with a new keyboard is the shit lighting up as I tend to sit on the computer in the dark. As for the extra shit, it doesn't mean anything to me as I never use it. I just don't know what to buy

Posted by: michelle obama in a $400 scarf

she certainly does like to flaunt her luxury items, doesn't she? wasn't it at another food bank where she wore those shiteous looking ghettofab shoes??

Posted by: Timwi at November 27, 2010 12:15 AM (Sxt4Z)

The Judas Goat does a lot for the sheep following it into the slaughterhouse, too.

Main thing I'm looking for with a new keyboard is the shit lighting up as I tend to sit on the computer in the dark. As for the extra shit, it doesn't mean anything to me as I never use it. I just don't know what to buy

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 12:14 AM (Ig1Wo)

The G15 does light up.  And if you like the idea of using the extra buttons its got three separate key mappings you can do on them.  Its also got the little pop up display that I never use because my keyboard rack doesn't sleid out far enough to make it relevant.

she certainly does like to flaunt her luxury items, doesn't she? wasn't it at another food bank where she wore those shiteous looking ghettofab shoes??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2010 12:15 AM (/O1Tg)

While I know its accidental, I am amused about MO spending all that money to look awful when pretty much every miminum wage receptionist can look pretty good on a tight budget.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2010 12:19 AM (vdfwz)

Yeah there was one posting today trying to insult pilots.  He also didn't like me posting with such disdain for his useless job of fake security but real life groping.

I need to buy new towels...

Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2010 12:23 AM (vdfwz)

It might be a little more impressive if the awards came from somebody besides themselves.

I need to buy new towels...

I have extras in mauve and lavender. Take your pick.

The G15 does light up.  And if you like the idea of using the extra buttons its got three separate key mappings you can do on them.  Its also got the little pop up display that I never use because my keyboard rack doesn't sleid out far enough to make it relevant.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 12:19 AM (oVQFe)

I almost bought it from Newegg (they had it on sale for 50 with a $20 rebate) but I couldn't find any thing to give me a comparison on how bright the lights are

I almost bought it from Newegg (they had it on sale for 50 with a $20 rebate) but I couldn't find any thing to give me a comparison on how bright the lights are

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 12:27 AM (Ig1Wo)

How bright do you need them?  I can be sitting in the pitch dark or brightly lit room and tell that they are lit up.  A nice blue light.

What the hell is "mauve?"

I have extras in mauve and lavender. Take your pick.

Posted by: laceyunderalls but thikning if you take me up on my offer you might be g-a-y at November 27, 2010 12:27 AM (/O1Tg)

You'd be wrong.  Because you see you are apparently offering them for free.  Free towels of any color beat out going and shopping for them.  And anytime someone wants to mock them you just respond "Fuck you they were free"

I need a hand folks.  Does anybody have anyone currently stationed in Iraq or Afganistan.  My lodge is looking for some servicemen who could used a show of support.  We kinda adopt 10 guys and send some small gifts, candy ect. 

Ohio Dan

You'd be wrong.  Because you see you are apparently offering them for free.  Free towels of any color beat out going and shopping for them.  And anytime someone wants to mock them you just respond "Fuck you they were free"

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 12:32 AM (oVQFe)

I was going to mention that too. Scoring free stuff is always manly. You can use them to wipe engine grease or something if you don't like them inside.

Posted by: garrett at November 27, 2010 12:33 AM (5wUu

also purple.

How bright do you need them?  I can be sitting in the pitch dark or brightly lit room and tell that they are lit up.  A nice blue light.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 12:30 AM (oVQFe)

I want a big fucking spotlight on my fingertips....just bright enough to let me look down during a game and being able to reposition my fingers (don't know how many times lately I've found myself mashing on the caps lock trying to hit the q button).

Still hoping that Razer will get their shit together and do quality control and make some decent drivers.

I want a big fucking spotlight on my fingertips....just bright enough to let me look down during a game and being able to reposition my fingers (don't know how many times lately I've found myself mashing on the caps lock trying to hit the q button).

Still hoping that Razer will get their shit together and do quality control and make some decent drivers.

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 12:35 AM (Ig1Wo)

Why not get a small desk lamp instead of some funky keyboard?

So it mauve is purple, why do people call it mauve?

So it mauve is purple, why do people call it mauve?

Posted by: colorically confused at November 27, 2010 12:38 AM (AMYl0)

If you redecorate from purple to purple, the customer thinks they are being ripped off. Lavender to Mauve, not so much.

Why not get a small desk lamp instead of some funky keyboard?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2010 12:36 AM (CN+Qv)

Because it kills my super sight in the dark

I have a lamp but the light makes my eyes bug out when I'm farting around on the computer. A keyboard that is bright but still low key would be perfect for me.

Ooooh, that turned out pretty! How do I make this my default color??

I write in purple ink at work. Drives people iiiiiiiiiiinsane. Fuck 'em. It's my work.

So it mauve is purple, why do people call it mauve?

Posted by: colorically confused at November 27, 2010 12:38 AM (AMYl0)

If you redecorate from purple to purple, the customer thinks they are being ripped off. Lavender to Mauve, not so much.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 27, 2010 12:39 AM (CN+Qv)

Colors according to Men and Women.

If you redecorate from purple to purple, the customer thinks they are being ripped off. Lavender to Mauve, not so much.

Ah. So it's a marketing tool.

Because it kills my super sight in the dark

I have a lamp but the light makes my eyes bug out when I'm farting around on the computer. A keyboard that is bright but still low key would be perfect for me.

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 12:39 AM (Ig1Wo)

Honestly I think the Black keys with Blue backlit lettering works perfectly for visuals.  Like I said in the dark the letters are perfectly clear to me.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 27, 2010 12:50 AM (aemFw)

luckily it's only shit directories and scam sites so far

Sensors indicate no life forms on this thread, Captain.

Whoops. Apparently my sensors are fucked up, Captain.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 27, 2010 01:01 AM (Ja6pC)

easier case in bootlegging material goods than bootlegging music

Scotty! Get us out of here, quick!

buzzion at November 27, 2010 01:10 AM (oVQFe)

We're hypnotized!

Yeah, Nevada has made quite a comeback. Other than Auburn/Alabama, the "big games" today have been blowouts. This one looked like more of the same, but now it's interesting.

Damn! What a run!

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 01:18 AM (Ig1Wo)

I've had it.  Bought it a couple months back.

What kind of stuff do you like to read?

We may have overtime.

I've had it.  Bought it a couple months back.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 01:28 AM (oVQFe)

I thought you said you wanted to grab it when I posted the Steam deals last ONT?

What a play.

Don't understand why Nevada did the short kick thing.

Kick it deep. Make them cover some ground.

I thought you said you wanted to grab it when I posted the Steam deals last ONT?

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 01:36 AM (Ig1Wo)

That's because the deal you mentioned I thought was for the downloadable content available for it on Steam.  Its just a few different unit types for the various nations.  If that was the deal I'd have gotten them.

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2010 01:38 AM (BP6Z1)

no, that would be Bo Jackson running in circles

Don't understand why Nevada did the short kick thing.

Kick it deep. Make them cover some ground.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at November 27, 2010 01:39 AM (AMYl0)

runs more time off the clock

That's because the deal you mentioned I thought was for the downloadable content available for it on Steam.  Its just a few different unit types for the various nations.  If that was the deal I'd have gotten them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 01:39 AM (oVQFe)

ah

He missed it!

Overtime!

runs more time off the clock

Understood, but in that situation I'd still kick deep. Trade a few seconds for the extra ground. If the kicker wouldn't have blown a centered chip shot, that strategy would have been their downfall.

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 01:43 AM (Ig1Wo)

--Actually, like old Scott Norwood, he's actually a good kicker.  In any case, college fans are generally more forgiving of blunders by their players, since they're not paid millions to win games.

(Unless it's someone playing for the SEC, of course. )

Understood, but in that situation I'd still kick deep. Trade a few seconds for the extra ground. If the kicker wouldn't have blown a centered chip shot, that strategy would have been their downfall.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at November 27, 2010 01:45 AM (AMYl0)

with Boise State, I would take the time over ground as Boise can score from anywhere and fast

Alex, can't help you much with classics/philosphy. I read a lot of Vince Flynn, Brad Thor, etc. Also some Clive Cussler.

I just finished watching episodes one and two of a mini-series based on a book by Ken Follet, called "Pillars of the Earth." You might like that. Check out some reviews. It might pique your interest.

Alex, I did read the book, btw.

My sister has an e-reader, don't know which one. She can get a lot of books free or real cheap with it, so she experiment more.

Nevada wins.

I told you they weren't that good.

Well shit.  What a sin and a shame.

Posted by: Gordon Gee, OSU at November 27, 2010 01:53 AM (AMYl0)

want to play for the National Championship again?

Posted by: GGE Of The Moron Horde at November 27, 2010 01:54 AM (9sFLU)

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: logprof at November 27, 2010 01:54 AM (BP6Z1)

Was it something I said?

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 01:56 AM (oVQFe)

considering that is one of their best opponents this season, no doubt. Figure somewhere in the mid to late teens

Sure, we're bound to win it someday.

I guess I shouldn't dog 'em too much. They did win it in '02.

You don't say, the rumors of you beeing Gordon Gee have been crushed. If nothing else, hopefully this means Wisconsin can move into a BCS bowl game

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 02:00 AM (Ig1Wo)

I think Wisconsin is set for a BCS game aren't they?  They're the highest ranked Big 10 team in the BCS I thought, and in a threeway tie that will be the determination of who get the top spot for the Big 10 team.  Its Michigan State or OSU that might not be able to grab an At Large spot.

You don't say, the rumors of you beeing Gordon Gee have been crushed.

I just couldn't allow myself to carry on the charade. The guilt was killing me.

Well, that and associating myself with anything connected to OSU.

I think Wisconsin is set for a BCS game aren't they?  They're the highest ranked Big 10 team in the BCS I thought, and in a threeway tie that will be the determination of who get the top spot for the Big 10 team.  Its Michigan State or OSU that might not be able to grab an At Large spot.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:03 AM (oVQFe)

I actually forgot that the Rose Bowl was part of the BCS bowl games this year but that being said, Wisconsin and Michigan State are tied, with Michigan State owning the tie breaker (as they beat the Badgers earlier)

I guess I shouldn't dog 'em too much. They did win it in '02.

Posted by: Land of Leakin, who isn't really Gordon Gee, OSU, and hates Ohio State with a passion at November 27, 2010 02:02 AM (AMYl0)

Hmm, Illini or Northwestern fan?  Don't forget that OSU has made it to the national title game a few more times since.  And a lot of people around the country have insulted them by saying they haven't played as tough a schedule as what Big 12 or SEC schools do.  And that is an insult to the other Big 10 schools.

I think Wisconsin is set for a BCS game aren't they? 

All they have to do is win and they're in.

Hmm, Illini or Northwestern fan?  Don't forget that OSU has made it to the national title game a few more times since.  And a lot of people around the country have insulted them by saying they haven't played as tough a schedule as what Big 12 or SEC schools do.  And that is an insult to the other Big 10 schools.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:07 AM (oVQFe)

Big Ten is a brutal division (and it gets worse next year) but OSU's big problem is choking hard in the Championship game

I actually forgot that the Rose Bowl was part of the BCS bowl games this year but that being said, Wisconsin and Michigan State are tied, with Michigan State owning the tie breaker (as they beat the Badgers earlier)

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 02:06 AM (Ig1Wo)

But the rules change in the case of a Three way tie which happens if MSU Wisconsin and OSU all win tomorrow.  The head to head would only be a factor if its a two way tie at the top.

buzzion, Illini.

I actually used to root for OSU against any team other than Illinois, but several years ago a guy moved here from Ohio, and he was the most obnoxious s.o.b I have ever known. He has moved on, thankfully. But I still don't like the Buckeyes.

Big Ten is a brutal division (and it gets worse next year) but OSU's big problem is choking hard in the Championship game

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 02:09 AM (Ig1Wo)

Tressel is so worthless when it comes to coaching at night it seems.  When Ohio State played Wisconsin at night I knew they were fucked.  He just seems inept in play calling at night.

buzzion, Illini.

I actually used to root for OSU against any team other than Illinois, but several years ago a guy moved here from Ohio, and he was the most obnoxious s.o.b I have ever known. He has moved on, thankfully. But I still don't like the Buckeyes.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at November 27, 2010 02:11 AM (AMYl0)

Oh yeah, even I will admit that Ohio State has some of the most obnoxious fans around you'll ever meet.  I think the way FUBAR was acting today about Auburn can be a pretty good example of how a lot of Ohio State fans can act.

Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2010 02:09 AM (NITzp)

That was an incredible score. Didn't they score 80+?

I'm an advocate of playoffs. High schools do it; pros do it; but colleges can't? I ain't buying it.

Tressel is so worthless when it comes to coaching at night it seems.  When Ohio State played Wisconsin at night I knew they were fucked.  He just seems inept in play calling at night.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:12 AM (oVQFe)

I wouldn't pin it on night games but rather the national stage. They over think shit too much and stop playing the way they do when they are rolling

buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:14 AM (oVQFe)

Do you live in Big Ten country?

I'm an advocate of playoffs. High schools do it; pros do it; but colleges can't? I ain't buying it.

Posted by: Land of Leakin at November 27, 2010 02:14 AM (AMYl0)

Oh colleges do.  Hence the FCS which is the level of NCAA below the FBS.  They're just afraid doing it at the top level could would kill their little money operation of Bowl games.  Which is retarded, because its not as if the NCAA basketball tournament is preventing the NIT from being played.  And all you have to do is set up some of the later bowl games to include the losing teams from the playoff games. 

Clyde,

I and a friend of mine used to refer to the Big 10 teams from that state as "Fuck Them and Fuck Them State."

buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:18 AM (oVQFe)

Yes, what you said.

I wouldn't pin it on night games but rather the national stage. They over think shit too much and stop playing the way they do when they are rolling

Posted by: The Dude at November 27, 2010 02:15 AM (Ig1Wo)

He's just seems so horrible at times.  I remember watching I think the Florida game, and seeing the corners playing off the receivers like 5 yards or more from the line of scrimmage.  So what does Florida spend the game doing?  Passing to their receivers at or behind the line and then they've got a nice easy 5 yard gain or more.  And they did it the entire game.

buzzion,

I think they also like to have the power of deciding who goes where, rather than let the accomplishments of the teams decide.

Hmmmmm. What ideology does that remind me off?

 I read somewhere a while back that the whole "rankings" started out like the current "Power Rankings" they have for the NFL on some websites. It started out as some sportswriters' niche thing he did for his weekly article each week in his paper. It was simply his own "power rankings". Somewhere along the line, the geniuses in college football decided to take that and give it even more importance and then decided "national champions" by this stupid "power ranking". And the rest is history.

I think it used to be that they chose a national champion before any of the bowl games were even played.  They were all straight up exhibition games for bragging rights, and probably additional practice time for coaches to evaluate players for next year.

Posted by: Sooner Born, Sooner Bred at November 27, 2010 02:28 AM (NYG4s)

Still bitter about getting beat by a Statue of Liberty play or whatever they pulled on you?

Still bitter about getting beat by a Statue of Liberty play or whatever they pulled on you?

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:30 AM (oVQFe)

best thing about Boise State (other than the blue turf) is they're willingness to reach into the back of the play calling book

Posted by: Editor at November 27, 2010 02:34 AM (YX6i/)

the sex party dude?

Also, I really like Dan Hawkins but he was a horrible fit at Colorado

Every time Boise State loses, an angel  a sooner gets its wings a hard-on.

fify. no charge.

@678:  Well, maybe I wouldn't be if I didn't still have to hear about it every fucking time Boise State's name is mentioned.  Wounds don't close when salt is continually rubbed in them.

@680:  That's what wussies do when they can't win any other way.

Wide right.  Wide left.  Calloo callay, he chortled in his joy.

Posted by: bigred at November 27, 2010 02:36 AM (cX9pO)

Well for years they basically were the dominating forces of the conference, with Wisconsin Iowa or Penn State putting up resistance at times but never in any real consistency.  It seems like Rodriguez at Michigan has killed their potential for being the counter dominating force to OSU in the Big 10.  And who knows how its going to be now with Nebraska coming in.  If this was happening 5 years or longer ago, we'd pretty much be saying that Ohio State and Michigan are going to be playing eachother two weeks in a row.

Some folks really take things hard. Pity.

There's always another day--for some.

I think I prefer my method of dealing with losses.  Rather than hating the team that beat my team, I'm pissed about my team being outplayed or outcoached and vent my anger that way*.  Come off much less obnoxious and petty.

*exception for the Michigan game though.

Pfft.  Save your pity.  It's not required or desired here.

Don't see where I directed any pity towards anybody, least of all you. Re-read, if it's not too much of a stress on your mind. Think real hard (if that's possible) about how the word "pity" was used there. If you still can't figure it out, then curse the backwoods education you received when you were growing up. (That's taking for granted that you had some education and have grown up. I'm beginning to wonder.)

*knock knock*  Hello?  Anyone?

OK, you're either with the IRS or ACORN, and I ain't answering the door.

*knock knock*  Hello?  Anyone?

OK, you're either with the IRS or ACORN, and I ain't answering the door.

Posted by: paranoid dweller at November 27, 2010 03:05 AM (AMYl0)

You're forgetting about those shifty Jehovah's Witnesses.

You're forgetting about those shifty Jehovah's Witnesses.

Oh shit! Ma, get muh shotgun!

Posted by: nice Mormon in white shirt and black tie at November 27, 2010 03:10 AM (5HSsN)

Oh hey, uh, that time I dressed up like you for Halloween?  Yeah, um, that's was pretty cool, huh.

Posted by: CDR M at November 27, 2010 07:26 AM (5I8G0)

Oh yeah, even I will admit that Ohio State has some of the most obnoxious fans around you'll ever meet.  I think the way FUBAR was acting today about Auburn can be a pretty good example of how a lot of Ohio State fans can act.

Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2010 02:14 AM (oVQFe)

Hey, you know what?  Fuck you and all the other assholes on here who ran with a thinly (or nonexistently) sourced MSM story and shouted it out to the sky.

You assholes wanna call our QB a thug for no reason, fuck you.  You assholes wanna swallow every MSM story like it was the end of date night, fuck you.

As soon as there's ANY evidence of ANYthing, run your cocksucker all you want.  Until then, fuck you.

You wanna talk football, fine.  You wanna be an asshole, go fuck yourself.

And thanks, Morons, for taking away a teeny tiny bit of the pleasure I took in Auburn's win.

cdr m

Go ahead, make my day.

CDRM Thanks for your efforts this week.

I ask again.  Does anyone have a suggestion for a group of soldiers for our Lodge to adopt?  we want to send some Christmas presents out.  Ohio Dan

Thanks CDR M.  I must have missed it.