Posted by: Editor at May 28, 2010 10:19 PM (YX6i/)

Actually New Mexico's "stupid law" is far from it--

Idiots may not vote.

36 <sub>They left out grilled cheese & tomato soup.

And peanut butter and chocolate.</sub> 

They also left out Sex and a Sammich!

_{43 And strawberries and whipped cream.}

...you watching me, rum?

(eating Strawberry Shortcake w/ Fresh Whipped Cream)

They also left out Sex and a Sammich!

This.

day 4 of fucking with my 2010 Census worker.

Aviso De Visita/Notice of Visit

Great girl, persistant and promt. everyday @ 6:25

starting to like ol Alyssa...............

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 28, 2010 10:21 PM (iBTj9)

With chocolate chips, right?  'Cause it would suck without chocolate chips.  Or maple-flavored chips - those would work.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2010 10:30 PM (RZ8pf)

How many years past its expiration is it?

_{60 I found an unopened can of whipped cream in my fridge! All is right with the world again!}

I make my own...I call it cross-training.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2010 10:29 PM (Mmw0q)

Chicken and waffles?  Biscuits and gravy?  Grits and {butter|syrup|cheese}?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2010 10:30 PM (RZ8pf)

You're going to need something to put that on.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Chica-Wow-Wow

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2010 10:32 PM (0XVGs)

--They had pizza and beer and oreos and milk.

When I was a kid, an M-80 taped to a rock was the preferred fishing technique.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 28, 2010 10:31 PM (554T5)

................

those were the days.....  kids cant have fun anymore.

starting to like ol Alyssa...............

Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2010 10:29 PM (NkdUr)

Fava beans, $1.50 a pound.  And $30 for a decent Chianti.

Just sayin'.

What an odd week.

Starts off Tuesday with a Facebook message from a friend warning me that a former co-worker I knew as John is now Dawn and will have the operation in about a year.

Immediately followed by an e-mail that a member of the barbershop chorus I sang with from 2002 to early this year passed away at 56 of what they think was a heart attack. This guy was thin, didn't drink or smoke and was the least stressed person I knew. We sang at his funeral today.

Then my truck starts running poorly today. I'm hoping it's just the $25 camshaft position sensor.

I think I might need drink.

Cut and paste joke of the day.  I thought it was funny but I won't make a habit of it. Dan

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription. 

I ordered Chinese tonight for dinner. My fortune said, "all things come to him who waits.... "(obligatory "in bed" reference).

And of course I'm hungry again. Damn it.

Posted by: Tabby's Cat at May 28, 2010 10:36 PM (/irjL)

--Even better with ranch.

"Soooo look for, the Union label..."
"when you are buying your joint, lid, or pound
Remember somewhere, our Union's growing
you'll be smoking, at the best price around
You know we work hard, but who's complaining
?????
So always look for, the Union label, it says we deal for the U.S. of A."

_{From Saturday Night Live, in one of the few years it was funny, mainly because I was stoned.}

Great girl, persistant and promt. everyday @ 6:25

Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2010 10:29 PM (NkdUr)

She's supposed to come back at different times, and can only do 3 'personal visits'..

How about car rides? My brother and I used to get on the hatrack of mom's 1971 Ford LTD and ask her to slam on brakes so we could tumble off.

I have to strap my kids in like we're doing a moon shot.

Not really the same concept but....

Peanut.M&M's

Nothing in life makes me happier!

"Soooo look for, the Union label..."

That song (original version) makes me want to respond with:

BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG

*reload*

BANG-BANG

Posted by: Blazer at May 28, 2010 10:39 PM (t72+4)

Even if my wife wasn't a hot Eskimo woman, I still wouldn't be jealous.  I'm just not the type.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2010 10:39 PM (0XVGs)

True:  You went home when the streetlamps came on / when it got dark  

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2010 10:36 PM (0XVGs)

really until they have heard the sound of a M-80 going off in the floorboard of a 1969 442 while they are driving on a dark road at night.they dont know what fun is. i will never forget my best freind Gary doing that to me.

Actually New Mexico's "stupid law" is far from it--

Idiots may not vote.

Sadly, it is not enforced.  If it were, Bill Richarson would never have been elected governor.

1. Peanut butter and chocolate

2. The shoes in the manwomanpic link are matched with the wrong kind of drinks.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 28, 2010 10:46 PM (rurh0)

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 28, 2010 10:47 PM (iBTj9)

"idiotic" ? Que ? 

Those are the best type of M&Ms. Better than Reese's Pieces (which are good, but only in tiny quantities).

Best combination?  M&M cookies.

Holy crap mpur. I'm feasting on Pinot Grigio and Peanut M&Ms as I type

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 10:50 PM (1fanL)

Holy crap mpur. I'm feasting on Pinot Grigio and Peanut M&Ms as I type

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 10:50 PM (qTPJy)

"In my day we had beer in our baby bottles and we were making explosives in preschool."

Yes.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at May 28, 2010 10:50 PM (rQTdM)

Yeah.  When I was 7 we build an airplane out of lumber.  Actually, it was more like a glider.  Our parents caught us right before I was about to shove it off the edge of a 12' wall with my buddy in it. 

Good times.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 28, 2010 10:52 PM (554T5)

--KFC's fries are the woist.

Volunteers died in Biosphere 2? Huh?

No. It has nothing to do with the thread except for the fact that everytime someone links the Lists of Plenty I end up lost over there for a friggin hour.

Are we compensating for something ?

Well I just spent the last two hours harping on people that weren't forthright, so I guess I go with the answer: quite possibly.

I grew up in the 50's and 60's.  I was skinny as a rail.  I would get up at the crack of dawn, eat 3 bowls of cereal and hit the door.  Hang with my friends and mooch a meal from who's ever house we were close to.  When the bells of a local church would toll 5:45 it was time to hurry my butt home for dinner.  I ate with my family.  No tv in the kitchen.  8:30 or ( you went to be period.  I loved my Mom and Dad but the last thing I would want was my parents looking over my shoulder all day.  Supervised activities were a rarity.  A kid knew how to deal with life.  Every parent on the street watched over us to see we didn't get in too much trouble.  I would say my childhood was a Huck Finn experience.  To this day, I believe in prepare the child for the path not the path for the child.

i liked sex in the city series.

yeah whatever.

I am proud to say I have never seen a single episode.

You know, the frist two seasons were actually very well-written and witty. And then it went off the rails. Sadly, I was already invested and finished it out.

I don't identify with one of those women, but somehow I kept coming back for more.

Glutton for punishment?

Posted by: soulpile at May 28, 2010 10:58 PM (afWhQ)

Mac n Cheese and tuna.  Try it.

Posted by: JavaJoe at May 28, 2010 10:58 PM (e9JZd)

Awesome. And so appropriate.

Posted by: GarandFan at May 28, 2010 10:55 PM (6mwMs)

--Sounds like Jim Lahey: "I believe in a Stupid Tax.  The dumber you are, the more you pay!"

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2010 11:01 PM (HyUIR)

What you really want is Mr. Huuge!

Hi, all.

Happy B-day, Tabby's Cat.  Sorry to hear about the digestive upset for you and the young 'un while the mister's away.  Par for the course.  Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.  _{I figure post-Obama we're going to be indestructible.}

Lifting PallMalls and Lucky Strikes from our parents.  Smoking in a tree. Tree catches fire. 4 guys pissing on the tree to put it out.   

PGIS, I don't believe anyone has posted a story that was embelished here tonight.  We were free to be stupid and free to learn.  A broken bone was a right of passage. I have a few scars.  I don't think the survival rates of adolescents have improved much since the nanny state has taken over.  I didn't have beer in my baby bottle but if my dad wanted a jug he could give me a buck and an empty jug.  At age ten I could walk to the Friendly Stop Saloon get it filled and I damn sure better come home with 35 cents change and a full jug.

I am eating a meatball sub, it is de-fucking-licious!

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2010 10:39 PM (0XVGs)

I remember coming home from school and watching TV when I wasn't supposed to and seeing the very first news story on "Latchkey Kids."  My reaction was:  "Hey, that's me!"

I know SJP a/k/a Mr. Ed to those around here, like to rip on her. But...

To those that watched the series, remember the first season, there was an epi on the "moderlizers". And the women discussed their flaws and how women's magazines made them feel like shit about themselves. I remember SJP pointing to her nose and I thought, "hmmm, good for her. She's embracing who she is and she's not apolgizing for it".

Say what you will about her look (I'd prefer to rip on her for her libtard politics), but she seems comfortable in her skin and that's refreshing.

Posted by: steevy at May 28, 2010 10:57 PM (0XVGs)

i think they stopped selling M-80's around 73 or 75. they call them M-40's now i think.

I am eating a meatyballs sub, it is de-fucking-licious!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2010 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)

B-U-N-K

Yeah, Willow. But have you seen Aiden in the previews??

Oh. My.

John Corbett is a hottie!

Minor injuries and head colds and earaches and sore throats were all treated at home by a skilled mother and a guy who could drive a station wagon.

Posted by: J. Peterman at May 28, 2010 11:06 PM (7EDH5)

+1,000

John Corbett is a hottie!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:06 PM (qTPJy)

--Wasn't he also the dude in My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

_{(I was forced to watch it, I swear.)}

_{(I was forced to watch it, I swear.)}

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2010 11:08 PM (Mmw0q)

You know, I thought that movie was gonna be one of those unattractive-chick-turns-into-a-smokin'-hottie movies.

Nope.

Posted by: J. Peterman at May 28, 2010 11:06 PM (7EDH5)

+1,000

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2010 11:07 PM (Mmw0q)

+ 1,000,000

_{fuck the lakers}

--Wasn't he also the dude in My Big Fat Greek Wedding?

Yes but he wasn't as smokin' in that movie. In fact, I don't remember him being smoking at all. Actually I never saw that all the way through--thought it sucked.

Lacey He is cute ...still Mr Big..

 yum.

Posted by: Tuna Helper at May 28, 2010 11:10 PM (/irjL)

Another one of my specialties is rice, black beans, cream of chicken soup, and tuna.  Whassup, Tuna Helper?

Ohio Dan, I have no doubt none of the stories here are embellished, I did mine for dramatic effect. I just think it is funny that every once in a while we go down this path and it always reminds me of the “in my day we walked uphill both ways to school in the snow” type stories. Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course. Now get offa my lawn.

Lacey He is cute ...still Mr Big..

 yum.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2010 11:11 PM (HyUIR)

Y'all need to watch Good Wife, he's the Bad Husband.  It's a great show.

 The smell of cigarette smoke makes me want to puke even 35 years later.

When we went on a vaction from Virginia to Florida (took weeks, it seemed, to get there) we would drive all day with the windows cranked up, AC blowing and Mom and Dad would chain smoke. I hear ya.

Northern Exposure was such a fantastic show. Such an eclectic cast of characters.

I think I liked Ed best.

Yeah i married a swarthy man, He's hot too. glares at Fubar!

and happy friday!

So the 'Ettes are attracted to the swarthy, hairy, East European, communist idiot-type.  Interesting.

Umm, Corbett is a conservative, Mr. Smartypants.

Rum, you around? I have what could possibly be classified as a bit of a racist comment to make about Disney shows.

Posted by: willow at May 28, 2010 11:15 PM (HyUIR)

Plus, no annoying, horse-face scrunt, the women are all madly cool on the show.  Srsly, it's my new fave and the only thing I stay up past 10 to watch.

I think I liked Ed best.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:15 PM (qTPJy)

Well, duh.  Everyone liked Ed, best.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 28, 2010 11:10 PM (rurh0)

................

again, those were the days.    when i was little Randy and I started  a road grader (the thing that looks like a Snake DR. with a blade on the bottom) didnt knock out any houses, but alot of trees before we got it shut off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2010 11:15 PM (iLlTi)

--Yeah, in fact, he did some thing bout touring Israel (I can;t remember how fluffy it was) . . . he may be at least stealth pro-Israel.

Umm, Corbett is a conservative, Mr. Smartypants.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:16 PM (qTPJy)

Sure he is.  A conservative actor.  How very convenient for you.

Well, duh.  Everyone liked Ed, best.

*glaring at you....saying nothing....just wicked glares*

Ed, well now you have to prove it/

pics  or it wasn't real as they say.

 i  keed

Let me tell you about Bareback Contessa

Pass Phil - we all have had the Bareback Contessa. Its kinda of the signing bonus around here.

Oh, and good evening.

I guess it is kinda rude to sockpuppet before saying hello.

Oh, and good evening.

I guess it is kinda rude to sockpuppet before saying hello.

Posted by: Mallamutt at May 28, 2010 11:21 PM (hKyl0)

--Eh, I've done it a few times.  Sometimes the opportunity is too irresistible.

Sure he is.  A conservative actor.  How very convenient for you

Look, I can appreciate a good looking guy--politics aside. I think I'm different from most (many?)  women though in that  I actually don't fantasize about famous men in that way, IYKWIMAITTYD. Does absolutely nothing for me. I have to actually know the person. So I'm not *attracted* to these men.

I worked with a guy and his wife who were semi regular townspeople extras on Northern Exposure. They were Native American (from New Mexico) but they passed for Eskimo enough I guess for the showÂ’s producers.

A wicked glare is a thing of beauty, lacey.

Oh it's just Editor. I don't have to be beautiful for him

A wicked glare is a thing of beauty, lacey.

Oh it's just Editor. I don't have to be beautiful for him

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:23 PM (qTPJy)

heh

Eh, I've done it a few times.  Sometimes the opportunity is too irresistible.

Especially at the expense of C#ntessa.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:22 PM (tJ4Ym)

Well hello stranger.

Oh you said "is" Peaches. I read that as "is not". Oh well, I was able to get a jab in at Editor--score!

I think I'll lay off the wine though. Reading comprehension is not my forte right now apparnetly...

Well hello stranger.

Posted by: Tenured Professors down the hall at May 28, 2010 11:25 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:22 PM (qTPJy)

God, lacey!  You know it's not the crime, it's the cover-up that gets you.  Of course you wimmins don't have these kinds of tawdry, Neanderthal-ish fantasies.

I, on the other hand, have boinked every one of the 'Ettes screen names.

Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2010 11:24 PM (NkdUr)

I don't believe we've met. 

_{wicked glare, jic}

Well that too, Rum. But I was actually thinking that they seem to hire the exact same type for the African American sidekick, at least the guys in Sonny with a Chance, Good Luck Charlie, and the movie Starstruck all look exactly the same. Maybe they are the same actor?

 psst Fubar?

e-mails and phone records please

Peaches, Ronster was accidentally using your name last night, I think RaceFan is confusing you as the same person now. Unless you are the person he was referring to last night. I kind of lost track.

who was nice, who was an asshole?

In what? Sex and the City?

Of course you wimmins don't have these kinds of tawdry, Neanderthal-ish fantasies.

That's not at all what I said!

I, on the other hand, have boinked every one of the 'Ettes screen names.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 11:26 PM (1fanL)

My word!

*rapidly fans self and fumbles with bottle of smelling salts*

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:27 PM (tJ4Ym)

Hot tub better, but yes, it's good.  Keeps the blood pumping and flushes out all that eevil lactic acid.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:27 PM (tJ4Ym)

They are total bullshit, but you don't have to worry, since you are moving to Bumfuck, Missourah.  You'll use the glory hole, just like everyone else.

My word!

*rapidly fans self and fumbles with bottle of smelling salts*

Posted by: RushBabe at May 28, 2010 11:29 PM (W8m8i)

Oh, honey.  I'm a dittohead from about 1990, so you got my special attention.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 28, 2010 11:28 PM (c0A3e)

You mean one hotter than we're already in?  _{(Ha, I know he hasn't even begun to turn up the heat yet!)}.  Thanks, Kratos, and, oh yeah, "hey" to the BoO.

Editor, I thought they were supposed to be Inuit?

Chemjeff, the house I used to live in on the lake had a sauna. It was OK, but mostly just hot. Sometimes nice to come in to after doing water activities, but after a while we just used it as storage.

I much preferred the steam room at the club, it was great. And also a real eye opener in terms of fake boobs.

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2010 11:30 PM (Mmw0q)

Think whatever you like, lovelies.  Cogito ergo sum.  It's why I come here.  Well, that and the out of control drinking it seems to excuse.

Posted by: koopy at May 28, 2010 11:33 PM (awinc)

Oh, bbd, let's see....

There wasn't really anyone evil. Well I guess Maurice. He was the retired astronaut that started the town (he literally bought all the property). Perhaps he was the "evil" one. I'd have to go back to watch it to see if they potrayed him that way.

Joel, main character, was the doc who had to practice up there to pay off his student loans. He was the fish-out-of-water type (ie, annoying!) NY always whining about having to rough it up there.

All the rest were just quirky extras.

YouTube - Steve Miller Band - The Joker (Good Quality)

peach's song hehe

Posted by: koopy at May 28, 2010 11:33 PM (awinc)

--I am sure my stepdad still has his --and it's gotta be at least 30 years old.

Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2010 11:24 PM (NkdUr)

I don't believe we've met.

...................

I think we did about 12 years ago on Hot Chat. RiverRatt was my best freind. And still is. I hope you and your famley are well. Ratt has a new name now. he goes by Pa-Pa RiveRatt.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:33 PM (tJ4Ym)

Oh, shit, I've been busted.  Truth be told, most of the people living here in Venice wish they could be in a trailer on the wrong side of Kansas.

They are total bullshit, but you don't have to worry, since you are moving to Bumfuck, Missourah.  You'll use the glory hole, just like everyone else.

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2010 11:29 PM (fwW9R)

Don't listen to the delicate wimmin who probably never accumulated any lactic acid.

FUBAR, why is the hot tub better than the sauna?
if I use the hot tub I end up smelling like chlorine the rest of the day

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:32 PM (tJ4Ym)

Because instead of sitting there and dripping sweat, you're sitting in a nice hot bath that washes all the sweat away.  And hot tubs are much more likely to be coed than saunas.  You DO shower after the hot tub?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2010 11:33 PM (iLlTi)

Is that auction lot a date to go shooting/shooting with him or can the winning bidder use other kinds of ammo to bag her quarry?

Blazer , funny really as I didn't know him, but really have felt sad since i learned of his death.

 rip gGary.

Really Editor? Because the Tlingits were mostly a Washington/British Columbia tribe, they extended up almost to the border of Alaska, but I didnÂ’t think they made it all the way into Alaska. But, I will defer to you since you have a definitive reference for all things Alaska in your house.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 28, 2010 11:37 PM (rurh0)

Heat kills the cold virus.

I take my last post back Editor, I see on a quick scan on Wikipedia (I know, I know) that they are a SE Alaska tribe too. Mea Culpa.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:39 PM (tJ4Ym)

I shave my head.  Just sayin'.  I hate sitting in a sauna and dripping sweat more than I hate the chlorine smell.

Saunas are pretty dry, unless you pour the water over the hot rocks. I didnÂ’t really like sitting there feeling like I was suffocating. The steam room just seemed like a gentler way to suffocate.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:40 PM (tJ4Ym)

Either one will reduce soreness.  And if you really want to get crazy you could buy some l-glutamine.  As opposed to the d-glutamine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2010 11:41 PM (2g2ex)

Chlorine is your friend.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2010 11:44 PM (688Dq)

I set forest fires.  Yeah.  More than one.

I hate the Lakers.

Jib. Newsletter. _Photos????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 28, 2010 11:42 PM (iLlTi)

He's definitely a hunk 'o man, but he sure seems lost to this world.  Seeing him on TV, it's like he can't wait for his five-minute interview to be over so he can get the hell out of there.  He always seems agitated, but after all he's been through, it's understandable.  I've heard him say that he can't sleep at night because of the pain and PTS, so he sleeps during the day.

True Editor, it was mostly a soundstage in Redmond and a town called Roslyn in Washington, with shots of the Bellevue skyline sitting in for Anchorage. Actually I didnÂ’t watch the show that much, I hated my co-worker, he was a sick perverted bastard who was a walking HR violation.

Apparently teens have invented another "fun" game.  This one is called sack tapping.  Hitting each other in the balls for fun.  One kid had to have a testicle amputated.  God, please throw some more clorine in the gene pool.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:46 PM (tJ4Ym)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 28, 2010 11:44 PM (688Dq)

too much wine, women and song in between?

Chlorine is your friend.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 11:44 PM (1fanL)

Not strong enough.  I'm thinking flamethrower sterilization followed by a Lysol and Clorox powerwash.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:46 PM (tJ4Ym)

Oh.  Don't waste your time, then.  It's all water weight.  You'll replace it the next time you drink fluids.  And if you're working out, you should be drinking plenty of fluids.  Better to spend that extra time doing cardio.

I only ever saw one episode of Northern Exposure.

The whole cast was staying at Maurice's house. I lusted after that house.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2010 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)

Wow. I am not following that sentence at all.  Are you have to different conversations with that?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2010 11:41 PM (2g2ex)

--Oh man, I thought we went through enough of this last night

workin' on it

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 28, 2010 11:47 PM (c0A3e)

Hell, you really don't have to diet if you bust your ass in the gym.  Depending on how fast you want to lose that weight.  And if you aren't sore, you need to bust your ass harder.

The whole cast was staying at Maurice's house. I lusted after that house.

Posted by: Scott J. at May 28, 2010 11:48 PM (+XUbm)

I have been in the house that was the "inspiration" for Maurice's soundstage house.  It's much more eclectic than that. 

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:49 PM (tJ4Ym)

Posted by: FUBAR at May 28, 2010 11:44 PM (1fanL)

Not strong enough.  I'm thinking flamethrower sterilization followed by a Lysol and Clorox powerwash.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2010 11:48 PM (2g2ex)

hell I'm with you, I like my jaccuzzi with the germs I recognise.

Kid experiences in the good old days?  Well... um... damn, I can't remember anything...

You don't remember throwing snowballs at the T-Rex on your 20 mile hike uphill to school?

I can tell stories all night long from the good old days.  Don't make me do it.

Yeah, chemjeff, the sauna will help you lose water weight, but not permanent weight. BlazerÂ’s solution might work better, mix yourself up some amphetamines in the lab.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 28, 2010 10:45 PM (rurh0)

We used to sneak into Midland Memorial Stadium with our CO₂ BB guns, wearing our letter jackets and chemistry lab goggles as protective gear, and sneak-and-snipe the hell out of each other. Good times, good times.

Apparently teens have invented another "fun" game.  This one is called sack tapping.  Hitting each other in the balls for fun.  One kid had to have a testicle amputated.  God, please throw some more clorine in the gene pool.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:50 PM (tJ4Ym)

No, but if you spend all your time making it then you don't have time to eat.  Oh, and if you get cancer that helps, too.  But stay off the 'roids.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 28, 2010 11:50 PM (c0A3e)

The BoO is laughing at you.  Seize your courage.

Not looking for a federal-government job, I take it?

Mr. Drummond outlived Arnold....I guess that wasn't so unexpected.

Happy B day Tabby C.  How is the baking coming?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 28, 2010 11:50 PM (tJ4Ym)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:52 PM (JK3E1)

I've found it to be quite enjoyable.  Maybe you were with the wrong swarthy, hairy guy.

Leave Gary Alone!

Posted by: logprof at May 28, 2010 11:49 PM (Mmw0q)

Missed last night's ONT.  Will try to keep up.

Then there's cream cheese and grape jelly on WonderBread.

Posted by: Blazer at May 28, 2010 11:53 PM (t72+4)

I'm intrigued by your fascinating views.  Are subscriptions available?

Sorry Editor. I didnÂ’t watch Northern Exposure that much because quite often I would get a glimpse of my co-worker or his wife as one of the townfolk extras. And he was a bastard so it kind of tainted the whole show for me. He once told a co-worker that heÂ’d been wondering what sheÂ’d taste like covered in apple juice.

I've found it to be quite enjoyable

Not the point. It's unhygienic (and potentially dangerous) for women.

Leave Gary Alone!

NEVER!!!

Then there's cream cheese and grape jelly on WonderBread.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2010 11:53 PM (2g2ex)

Yeah, that's good, but better is poop and vomit on a dried-up squirrel carcass.

chem... what you do is put on a wedding ring, borrow a friends child and go to the park.

of course you might end up with a women that has a child or four.

come back Peach. all the ONT folks have been here a long time. but we go way back. when Hot Chat got shut down.  most of us went to The Front Porch. it was cool until I hooked up with Josie.

Not the point. It's unhygienic (and potentially dangerous) for women.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:55 PM (JK3E1)

Chlorine, people, chlorine.  Also, in my experience, the woman is willing, nay, eager to brave the danger.

It's not impossible, but if lacey was with a clumsy guy then I see how it could have been un-fun.

yep, shrinks the ol nuts

'Cause ladies love the gigantic balls.

Then there's cream cheese and grape jelly on WonderBread.

Or....

Peanut butter and honey on wheat.

448 was me, It worked with my son,-in-law  two women divorcees swooped down on him like fresh kill.

crazy , i said to him , "don't even think bout it"

He's still married , (to my daughter)

come back Peach. all the ONT folks have been here a long time. but we go way back. when Hot Chat got shut down.  most of us went to The Front Porch. it was cool until I hooked up with Josie.

Posted by: Racefan at May 28, 2010 11:56 PM (NkdUr)

What the fuck are you talkin' about, Willis?

Posted by: Ohio Dan's Wife at May 28, 2010 11:56 PM (rurh0)

'Cause ladies love the gigantic balls.

Posted by: Noticer of things at May 28, 2010 11:57 PM (XBdMr)

inorite!

Chlorine, people, chlorine. 

And chlorine up the hoo-hah is good because......?

(and potentially dangerous) for women.

Yes, I was completely unaware of this fact in the 10 years I lived in houses with hot tubs. I am just thankful that I never met an air bubble.

What the fuck are you talkin' about, Willis?

Posted by: Peaches at May 28, 2010 11:58 PM (fwW9R)

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2010 11:58 PM (sYxEE)

--One of the best from the last decade was The Great Raid.

Peanut butter and honey on wheat.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:57 PM (JK3E1)

Squish a banana in there and you've got yourself an epicurean delight.  One of the few meatless num nums.

And chlorine up the hoo-hah is good because......?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 28, 2010 11:59 PM (JK3E1)

It's not bad.  Live a little.  I know what we're gonna do first when I come visit you.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2010 11:58 PM (sYxEE)

We were soldiers once

Full Metal Jacket

Evening all

Posted by: Blazer at May 29, 2010 12:00 AM (t72+4)

I rescind all my sympathetic concern when you busted that hole in your stoopid head hanging the Christmas lights, poopstain.  That was sooooo uncalled-for.

Racefan, Peaches isnÂ’t the same person you think. That was Ronster, using her name.

Really, it all makes sense if you were around at the end of last nightÂ’s ONT.

soulpile, thanks for confirming that IÂ’m not going crazy, that Disney only really has one or two actors that they cast as the AA sidekick.

456, let's see: Atlantic Ocean, jetted tub at our old house, jetted tub in hotel in the Smokies and the pool at our current house.

You're right about wash away though. Takes a change in technique to deal with it.

I rescind all my sympathetic concern when you busted that hole in your stoopid head hanging the Christmas lights, poopstain.  That was sooooo uncalled-for.

Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2010 12:03 AM (fwW9R)

In addition to the above classics,

Dirty Dozen    Kelly's Heros

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:05 AM (JK3E1)

Honey, if that's the only problem, it's not a problem.

I was ready to drop two hours ago, but you 'rons are just too entertaining.  I fear I must surrender to Morpheus _{(threw that in for you, Kratos).} Rest up,  This is Memorial Day Weekend.  You never know what kind of ONT could happen.

Thanks for sharing Scott J.

IÂ’m not going to give my list, but letÂ’s just say that sex in bodies of water and I arenÂ’t strangers. Though now that I know I could freakin DIE IÂ’m probably not going there again.

Once upon a time, we had colonialism, and that put a lid on the usual way of things. But that was deemed racist, and evil, and unfair. So we let things go the way they usually go, and so we see the expected results on the news.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2010 12:06 AM (688Dq)

That's hard.  Massacres get boring in just a short time.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 12:05 AM (iBTj9)

--Awesome!  I like that it had an old-school feel to it, not least of all because it was not even navel-gazing, never mind anti-American.

Full Metal Jacket came the closest to the reality of bootcamp when I went thru.  We did have one guy go bonkers.  R. Lee Ermey portrayed the part of a DI as realistically as I have seen.  He probably tuned it down from his own time as a DI.

Posted by: logprof at May 29, 2010 12:03 AM (Mmw0q)

Ahem......

Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2010 12:07 AM (Gk/wA)

Gotta lift weights too.  More muscle mass = higher metabolism.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 12:05 AM (c0A3e)

--As the old saying goes, the world is not becoming a worse place; the news coverage is just getting better.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2010 12:06 AM (688Dq)

All Quiet on the Western Front

Dawn Patrol

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2010 12:06 AM (688Dq)

Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2010 12:07 AM (Gk/wA)

Posted by: soulpile at May 29, 2010 12:08 AM (afWhQ)

FIFY.

soulpile, itÂ’s not just that, itÂ’s the stereotype too. The tall skinny goofy sidekick with the unrequited love for the white (or on Suite Life Asian) girl.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2010 12:06 AM (688Dq)

The Blue Max

PGIS, ROFL at 513. TMI?

Probably so. Especially since a co-worker and friend reads this boad and he's probably not every going to let his family come over to our pool now

Also good that my wife doesn't read the board. She'd have a stroke for the sharing.

All Quiet on the Western Front

Dawn Patrol

Sergeant York

All great flicks, but I meant a good new one.

_{Yeah, like that'll ever happen.}

--As the old saying goes, the world is not becoming a worse place; the news coverage is just getting better.

It's a percentage thing....lots more people now, so we have more killers, rapists, pedophiles, etc.

I'd like to see a good WWI movie.

May I suggest Sargeant York with Gary Cooper and Walter Brennan.

Yeah, but what does Calvin have to say on the subject?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 29, 2010 12:10 AM (688Dq)

I have a confession...I'm not in high school.

ThatÂ’s OK, Scott J. you were just contributing data points. I would too, but it would require several scrollfuls of screenÂ… <grin>

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:10 AM (gofDd)

By the time I pay for the gas, the lunches, the dry cleaning, the shoe guy, I figure I'm maybe breaking even.  It's a real conundrum.  Sigh.  Still thinking about slinking off to a trailer in Tyler one of these days. 

Get out of my head FUBAR!

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (HyUIR)

If he was a suicide pilot and still around to tell stories I might question it.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 12:15 AM (iBTj9)

Tyler Texas Peaches? Or Tyler someplace else?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 29, 2010 12:16 AM (sPvX2)

--Ranch is much, much better.

I have a confession...I'm not in high school.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (gofDd)

OK, that's IT!  Get over here and lay across my lap young lady, you're getting a spanking!

Posted by: JavaJoe at May 29, 2010 12:10 AM (e9JZd)

Great movie.

If he was a suicide pilot and still around to tell stories I might question it.

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 12:16 AM (fwSHf)

i thought that.

Get out of my head FUBAR!

That could be dangerous; he doesn't wash his hands.

Hell, you really don't have to diet if you bust your ass in the gym.  Depending on how fast you want to lose that weight.  And if you aren't sore, you need to bust your ass harder.

Yeah, intensity is everything.  Do as much as you can in under twenty minutes.

Tyler Texas Peaches? Or Tyler someplace else?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 29, 2010 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, I did a lot of 'net research and it looks pretty appealing.  I've cleared it with buddies who have hands-on experience.  I just feel like my head will eventually explode if I stay in LA.

Best porn war movie?

Torn Torn Torn

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (HyUIR)

Gliders were used on D-Day.  Not in Japan / Pacific Theatre

Rum, itÂ’s like Disney has a formula and all shows follow it to some extent.

WhatÂ’s interesting is that on Good Luck Charlie there is only one baby playing the baby. Did they change the rules for camera time for babies?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 29, 2010 12:18 AM (iBTj9)

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:10 AM (HyUIR)

..................

hell no...........   It made my heart smile to she her.  even if you arent the Peaches from Hot Chat...   Just seeing someone named Peaches brought back old thoughts. Again I hope you are well.

You can make a Penthouse Forum editor blush.

Thanks honey!

Posted by: Big Man on Campus at May 29, 2010 12:22 AM (a7Pzf)

--Well, were there soldiers who died in combat?

Well Rum, I’m not sure what a lot of screen time is, but she is on for at least part of the show. But, then again, a lot of the time she is in a stroller or bundled up and you don’t actually see the baby, so maybe she doesn’t have that much time that she is actually “on.”

PGIS, you have hit the very reason I never will.

And I was relatively tame.

Posted by: wherestherum at May 28, 2010 11:36 PM (gofDd)

No. I like the smell of gunpowder, particularly black powder and firecrackers.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (HyUIR)

Gliders    12:19 AM (JrRME)

O.K he had not said Japan  (asked husband)l the army manual-ettes that He owned when He died ere about Japananese war.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (HyUIR)

This was one of the ways they landed troops in Normandy during D-day, the pilots were jokingly referred to as suicide jockeys since the planes were unpowered (and therefore sitting ducks if attacked by fighters) and had to basically be crash-landed.  I'm sure they would have been used in Japan as well, but fortunately Harry dropped The Bomb before we had to invade the home islands.

I used to bench press 130 lbs. Damn I miss that time, back before I had a baby and my life took an unexpected turn.

Peaches, speaking of escaping this has my wheels a turning: http://tinyurl.com/yjejgr

For $300K you could have your own, private, 13 acre tropical retreat.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 29, 2010 12:17 AM (Gk/wA)

Find a workout partner.  Makes everything easier.  Alternate upper body one day and lower body the next.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:14 AM (HyUIR)

Which side? If he was Japanese, he might be refering to training in the Ohka jet-propelled kamikazi planes. They were carried slung under the bellies of bombers and released when near an American ship.

Best porn war movie?

Damn it Blazer you beat me to it.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2010 12:30 AM (sYxEE)

zen-like, but gliders don't have huge metal objects at the front

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:30 AM (gofDd)

--The song about Alberta was my favourite.

Rum, I thought Avenue Q was a great musical. The songs are awesome. “The Internet is for Porn” and “Everybody’s a Little Racist” and there’s one about “Schadenfreude.”

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:32 AM (gofDd)

--?? IN RE: which story?

'member No Time For Sergeants?

Getting the latrine to snap to attention?

are we thee yet?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2010 12:30 AM (sYxEE)

Not always.  Some become rocks (see F-4 Phantom, et al).

Santarosa  it would fit the timeline, my mil was like a rosey riveter(sp) while he was away..

He rarely spoke, I wished i had understood the need to know for Him and us still here , or maybe that's what he wanted, i dunno.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 29, 2010 12:33 AM (JrRME)

Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2010 12:34 AM (fwW9R)

.....been called worse

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 29, 2010 12:31 AM (c0A3e)

No, but I've seen the fiendishly hard workouts you do with 'em.  I tend to associate 'em with the deceptively hard lady workouts - keep your heart rate high the whole time, higher reps, using more than one muscle group at the time - and less with the high weight - low rep - one muscle group workouts of guys who are looking for size.

But yeah.  Those and dumbells.  I kinda like those dial-a-weight dumbells.

.....been called worse

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 29, 2010 12:36 AM (JrRME)

I meant it in the nicest possible way, SRS.

are we thee yet?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 29, 2010 12:33 AM (rurh0)

Are we ourselves?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (sYxEE)

The book is awesome.  Movie had Donald Sutherland, didn't it?  Where's he been lately?  Not dead, surely?

He rarely spoke, I wished i had understood the need to know for Him and us still here , or maybe that's what he wanted, i dunno.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:34 AM (HyUIR)

A lot of them didn't.  All my grandfather would say is that he didn't want his kids to be Sailors or mechanics (I'm sure I would have been a great disappointment to him).

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (gofDd)

In your dreams, Asian among Caucasians.......

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (rurh0)

--Hmmm, I gotta check out Midway.

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (HyUIR)

I really hated it when the Joooo got offed.

The book is awesome.  Movie had Donald Sutherland, didn't it?  Where's he been lately?  Not dead, surely?

Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2010 12:38 AM (fwW9R)

You can usually find him at Huffpo ragging on Bush or Palin

Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2010 12:25 AM (fwW9R)

...............

point taken.......     but what the hell, Good to meet you.

I meant it in the nicest possible way, SRS.

Posted by: Peaches at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (fwW9R)

10-4

Brad Thor writes good war porn. Too bad I donÂ’t understand half of what he writes. Kind of reminds me of Clancy. I used to share the Clancy books with my father-in-law, he loved the military stuff, I loved the plot, then weÂ’d get together and explain it to each other.

Catch me up, what's the topic now?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (sYxEE)

best flick ever! well at least the book was..

Posted by: willow at May 29, 2010 12:37 AM (HyUIR)

I really hated it when the Joooo got offed.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 29, 2010 12:39 AM (1fanL)

I always hate it unless it's Soros, or another Kapo

Catch me up, what's the topic now?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:42 AM (nAapV)

war porn movies

porn war movies

You can usually find him at Huffpo ragging on Bush or Palin

Posted by: robtr at May 29, 2010 12:40 AM (fwSHf)

Yeah, well, that doesn't take away from his acting skills.  Anyone who takes their talking points from an entertainer has problems none of us superior beings can solve anyway.

I love lifting weights. IÂ’d like to get back into it someday. After my muscles decide to quit freezing in mid-action.

Posted by: Spoiler at May 29, 2010 12:41 AM (XBdMr)

and me.......

Posted by: Spoiler at May 29, 2010 12:41 AM (XBdMr)

and me.......

Posted by: lock, stock, and two smoking barrels at May 29, 2010 12:43 AM (JrRME)

Don't forget Rock N Rolla!

_{I liked it anyway.}

Oh

*silence*

OK, Jake Goofyhall just said, with a straight face, on Disney channel “you know, they wear a lot of clothes in the desert. I had a lot of clothes on and I was fine. The crew that were in shorts and t-shirts were the ones that were hot.”

I love lifting weights. IÂ’d like to get back into it someday. After my muscles decide to quit freezing in mid-action.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 29, 2010 12:43 AM (RZ8pf)

Yeah.  And if you have a workout partner you like, it's really fun.

Oh

*silence*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:44 AM (nAapV)

Heh.  Back to what you were doing, huh?  We were also talking exercise, but chemjeff left.

You know I havenÂ’t read any Vince Flynn, I should get one of his books. I just discovered Brad Thor last year after a recommendation here.

Don't forget Rock N Rolla!

_{I liked it anyway.}

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:43 AM (gofDd)

yep, as good as the Other Two.  Also, "The Layer Cake"

'Welcome to the layer cake, my son...........'

Posted by: Little Red Riding Hood at May 29, 2010 12:46 AM (sYxEE)

And so it begins...

Posted by: wherestherum at May 29, 2010 12:47 AM (gofDd)

It's very good.  Good writing, acting, editing.  No flashy use of music, and not as funny as the Ritchie films, but as good

Back to what you were doing, huh?

Yes but the batteries went dead and I had to find new ones.......(for my remote) _{see what I did there?}

Yes but the batteries went dead and I had to find new ones.......(for my remote) _{see what I did there?}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:49 AM (nAapV)

That's one hell of a...device...if you have a remote for it.

Yes but the batteries went dead and I had to find new ones.......(for my remote) _{see what I did there?}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:49 AM (nAapV)

They're remote now, huh?  That's technology for ya.  _{See what I did there?}

Goodnight folks. 

ItÂ’s fun with a remote. Especially if you give it to your partner for the evening and then go out to dinner.

I think PGiS has a story about a little device that had a remote. Take it away, PGiS!

Tomorrow crossfit has kettlebell stuff.  "Turkish Get-ups" make me think of that quote from Sin City ... "My muscles make a thousand promises of pain to come."

Heh.

I love you laceyunderalls!

ItÂ’s fun with a remote. Especially if you give it to your partner for the evening and then go out to dinner.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 29, 2010 12:53 AM (RZ8pf)

I think PGiS has a story about a little device that had a remote. Take it away, PGiS!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 12:53 AM (nAapV)

I love you laceyunderalls!

763  Oh now you stepped in it!!

Posted by: Spoiler at May 29, 2010 12:48 AM (XBdMr)

--Uh, sorry but he wasn't into that IYKWIMAITYD NTTAWWT

GGE, believe me if you met me in person you would have no idea about my depths.

GGE, believe me if you met me in person you would have no idea about my depths.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 29, 2010 12:59 AM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: curious at May 29, 2010 12:58 AM (p302b)

And THAT reminds me (or rather the pic of BHO on the beach does) of Bill Clinton just happening to find the flag that had fallen over in the cemetary in France during the D-day memorial back in 1994.  Photo-op anyone?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 29, 2010 01:02 AM (nAapV)