crispin glover linkee no workee.

also his letterman act was a character from a movie. The movie was much more fucked up that the letterman interview

also his letterman act was a character from a movie. The movie was much more fucked up that the letterman interview

Posted by: Ben at April 17, 2010 09:56 PM (DKV43)

In Hollywood, the guy is 'near normal';  in the real world he's nucking futs

Sarah Jessica Parker's agent is working on getting her a gig in the 2012 Olympics. 

As a javelin.

Being a Joo, where do I find the time to hatch all these conspiracies against the Catholic Church?

i'll send you the minutes from our last meeting. Would you like me to package some matzos made with the blood of a gentile child as well?

You sure it isn't Scaturday?

Allegedly speaking to the Catholic website Pontifex, Babini, 81, was quoted as saying: "They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God killers."

I thought the Catholic clergy got finished hating the Jews once they helped all the high-level Nazis escape from Europe after the war.  Looks like some guys didn't get the memo.

I have been told repeatedly by the media and by all the pictures and by several commenters here that guys like skeletor chicks. I don't understand it, because aren't you afraid you'll break her as you are doing the old in an out with her?

I have been downing Absinthe for the last two hours and I'm still not hallucinating.

if you have Dramamine in the house, eat 4-6 and i bet you will be hallucitnating in a hour.

Karen Carpenter could bench press Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2010 10:03 PM (RZ8pf)

It can take a while to kick in, but when it does......

Don't operate any heavy machinery

Isn't there going to be a "Sluts And the City 2"?

That pic of SJP makes her look like one of those Reverent creatures from Doom.

/Not healthy, SJP.

I watched one episode of Sex in the City, and there was no nudity. You would think HBO wouldn't make a series with "sex" in the title and then have no softcore porn.

Posted by: Fish at April 17, 2010 10:08 PM (M5t+h)

Thanks, I needed to be Scared Sober

Big assumption there,  that anybody wants to do the "old in an out with her".

Hey, excuse me!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2010 10:11 PM (o6p2r)

Sarah Dessicated Parker was in several of them

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2010 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

In-N-Out?  Isn't that a burger chain in Caleefornia?

I just saw this woman the other day, she was I swear to God skinnier than a toothpick and she was hauling around this big old baby. I looked at her, looked at her hips and wondered how the heck she managed to give birth.

So is SJP one of the 24% of women not turned off by nose hair?

That starvation thing gets really sexy when all the hair starts coming out in big clumps.

On the other hand, they stop having periods, so you don't have to worry about gettting them pregnant...

Alas, don't super skinny chicks refuse to swallow because they don't want the extra calories?

Score one for the bigger broads there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2010 10:14 PM (RZ8pf)

No, we haven't had any of those lately.

Oops, my drunk friend who is breaking up with her long distance lover is beckoning me to come rescue her before she posts something obscene on FB.

Depending on the hallucineginic properties, I'll be back later.

There are still people who don't know how to do a Mint Julip.

There are still some people who don't know how to spell it too.

Re: SJP

I had a boss that was a bulimic. Everytime I had to go into her office to talk with her, I thought I was going to pass out from the stench of puke on her breath. Um, chewing gum did not help. Oh and she would constantly break her bones because there was no meat on her bones.

Dating Sarah Jessica Parker would be the same as dating Alan Colmes, the original skeletor from Masters of the Universe. 

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2010 10:24 PM (sYxEE)

I can tell people are really starting to hate Obama.

I went grocery shopping today - and no pictures of either of them on any of the magazines. First time that's happened since early 2008.

Is that the same media that tells us over and over again that Worf is the most beautiful woman ever to walk the earth?

I jumped bad on the bitch on night in Chicago after my show.  She was really into a little snort and  loved to jump the Black Mamba.  She has one of dem big asses, and I love to hump it hard. 

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2010 10:27 PM (o6p2r)

I think you need to stop beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker

I accept that Sarah Jessica Parker was dipped twice in the ugly pond and that's not her fault.  She works very hard to make her arms zombie-like which is her fault but, hey, who knows what she gets out of it.  But the guy who played Ferris Bueller took one look at her and said, hey, I want to go to sleep with and wake up next to this the rest of my life.

Bueller?  Bueller?  Bueller?

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 10:29 PM (zm/Xh)

Every night.

You sure it isn't Scaturday?

Posted by: at April 17, 2010 10:03 PM (tazu

Oops, my drunk friend who is breaking up with her long distance lover is beckoning me to come rescue her before she posts something obscene on FB.

wait for the hilarious FB post, then post it here and we will mock it

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 10:29 PM (zm/Xh)

Posted by: sonnyspats at April 17, 2010 10:33 PM (68tQb)

You know getting a rhinestone in your teeth sucks.

Oh, wait, I, uh,  hate you teabaggers.

128 119  screw getting my nostrils waxed I want to get my self the male equivilent of vajazzeled which is penanzzeled!

what, you want a Prince Albert?

wait, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are married?

why?

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 17, 2010 10:37 PM (oYxkV)

why?

I've wondered that myself.  Nature has a sense of humor?

oh and Matthew Broderick is a man-whore?

wow, he's come a long way from Ferris Bueller

I can tell people are really starting to hate Obama.

I went grocery shopping today - and no pictures of either of them on any of the magazines. First time that's happened since early 2008.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2010 10:26 PM (bgcml)

Hopefully the 'zine editors came to this conclusion months ago, since they're planned months in advance.

128

129

130

Yeah Ima get a half heart and look for a match like the gold lockets used to do.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 17, 2010 10:29 PM (oYxkV)

Thanks!!  Although you've also ruined any possibility of a decent night's sleep, so...

*sigh* I see the truth in the whole 'ignorance is bliss' saying...

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 10:44 PM (zm/Xh)

Even I have to admit she looked good in Striking Distance.

Yeah to bad the Pittsburgh rivers aren't that exciting in real life.

S.J.P. walks into a bar.  The bartender says "Why the long face?"

Personally I guess I'm a skeletor lover.  I have observed that too-skinny is way easier to fix than too-fat.

Wow.  Mets-Cardinals, 1-1 after 19 innings

both scored 1 run in the 19th

Sigh.  Why do I feel the need to check every damn news site before I turn in only to get depressed and anxious?  From The Hill:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) said the Democrats are one bill away from completing President Barack Obama’s “blueprint for American prosperity.”

“We have passed two of the three pillars in the historic healthcare and education reform and are working towards a clean energy and climate agenda in Congress,” Pelosi said in her remarks to the California Democratic Party state convention in Los Angeles on Saturday. “And essential to prosperity for middle-income Americans is reining in Wall Street.”

“The House has passed Wall Street reform, and working with our colleagues in the Senate, we will ensure that never again will those who are reckless on Wall Street make people jobless on Main Street,” she said.

One commenter questioned if there weren't "Five Pillars of Islam."

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 10:51 PM (zm/Xh)

She also looked very healthy in Seabiscuit.

ok i laughed at that one

Kratos, you live in da burgh?

so, jennifer gray was ferris bueller's sister?

what has she done lately?

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 10:53 PM (zm/Xh)

I hope this is the psycho friend who followed the dude to TX when she barely knew him and no one could tell her it was teh stupid move.

Real Men Get Their Nostrils Waxed.  Must be a hell of burden to whoever does that for Henry Waxman.

I know unemployment is bad and all, but would you really want that job?

Posted by: RushBabe at April 17, 2010 10:53 PM (LKkE

Posted by: Blazer at April 17, 2010 10:47 PM (t72+4)

So true Blazer, and that's the reason I find the First Wookie's ass to be so attractive.  Large and expansive with numerous dimples, and especially interesting are those cellulite indentions that look like the business end on a naval orange.

I know unemployment is bad and all, but would you really want that job?

 Posted by: Mayday at April 17, 2010 10:55 PM (TRgli)

It can't be as bad as those "warehouse" situations in Kully-fohn-ya where "waxers" walk up and down the aisles waxing and ripping off the hair of BOTH bent-over mins and wimmins.  One of our ONT folk mentioned it here once.  Rum, maybe?

So true Blazer, and that's the reason I find the First Wookie's ass to be so attractive...

Posted by: Fish at April 17, 2010 10:57 PM (M5t+h)

That was an act of great cruelty!  I'm sure I'm not the only one forced to imagine that horror you described.  Uhhg...

well Kratos I lived in Pittsburgh for a spell

fun town, very strange town

won't forget it any time soon

Hmm, viewing some left wing forums, Phoenix is going to become the murder capital of America.

Apparently, liberals don't know what cities are at the top of the murder rates, and what kind of gun laws they have...

Making predictions has never been their strong suit. Nor remembering what they predicted, nor having an introspection as to why they got it wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2010 10:58 PM (tJ4Ym)

Posted by: Blazer at April 17, 2010 10:57 PM (t72+4)

I looked for you at the Tea Party, but alas...The ONT Morons on the preceding nights of the Tea Party (when you weren't around) suggested I look for a large ginger wearing his underwear on the outside, complete with pudding stains. 

I was up by the stage.  Were you way in back?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2010 10:59 PM (tJ4Ym)

yeah, this place kinda sucks ya in like a black hole, yer lucky you escaped...   lol

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 17, 2010 10:57 PM (W+E+o)

Prob'ly what they say about menfolk:  big feet, big socks.

I have been told repeatedly by the media and by all the pictures and by several commenters here that guys like skeletor chicks.

If I may be allowed to speak for all the morons at AoSHQ, we like our moronettes with DD-cups [and just a little to the inebriated side of sober].

I looked for you at the Tea Party, but alas...The ONT Morons on the preceding nights of the Tea Party (when you weren't around) suggested I look for a large ginger wearing his underwear on the outside, complete with pudding stains. 

I was up by the stage.  Were you way in back?

Posted by: RushBabe at April 17, 2010 11:01 PM (LKkE

If I may be allowed to speak for all the morons at AoSHQ, we like our moronettes with DD-cups [and just a little to the inebriated side of sober].

Posted by: at April 17, 2010 11:03 PM (tazu

Meh.  More than a solid C cup is a waste, and a poor long term investment due to the cruel effects of gravity.  But I'll agree with the inebriated part.

okay, here it is.

bottom of 20th, Mets up 2-1, Cardinals have 2 on base, 2 outs, and Pujols up to bat.

Posted by: Blazer at April 17, 2010 11:05 PM (t72+4)

Did ya'll get infiltrators?  We did, and they landed themselves on Malkin's lead story the next day.

She would look look a lot better if she gained 15 lbs

15? She needs at least 15 per arm

oh, that was Pujols on deck

Ryan Ludwick grounded out

Mets win, 2-1 in 20

Years ago, I worked at a Macintosh developer company in Austin, and they must have hated me, since they assigned me to Crispin Glover's account.

The guy was a total fucking loon. I must have had to talk to him ten times a week for months.

oh, did you read the article about Jindal's campaign manager beaten after the SRLC conference?  she had a broken leg and everything

and it was politically motivated it seems

just awful

I can tell people are really starting to hate Obama.  I went grocery shopping today - and no pictures of either of them on any of the magazines. First time that's happened since early 2008.

There are dedicated Obama-haters that hide or turn around all of the magazine covers that picture either of them.  Providing a real public service.

Google search for "longest baseball game" came up with this, from here:

Starting at 8:00 AM on October 13, 2007 at TR Hughes Ballpark in O'Fallon, Missouri, the St. Louis Browns took on the St. Louis Stars in a baseball game with proceeds going to the Gene Slay's Boys' Club of St. Louis. Gene Slay's Boys' Club.

The game was tribute to St. Louis' history in baseball by representing two of the cities' great teams from the past: The 1928 Negro National League Champion St. Louis Stars and the 1944 American League Champion St. Louis Browns.

Posted by: Blazer at April 17, 2010 11:05 PM (t72+4)

Did ya'll get infiltrators?  We did, and they landed themselves on Malkin's lead story the next day.

Posted by: tdpwells at April 17, 2010 11:07 PM (Ei3oZ)

In a second instalment of the tribute to St. Louis' history in baseball, honoring the 65th anniversary of the All-St. Louis Streetcar Series, the organizers of the original world's  longest baseball game beat their own record.

From October 09 - 11, 2009 at TR Hughs Ballpark in O'Fallon, Mo, the Edward Jones Browns played the Jonny G. Foundation Cardinals in a game that lasted 48 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

The Browns beat the Cardinals 180-140.

Some highlights:

292 singles

72 doubles

11 triples

2 homeruns

151 walks

172 strikeouts

20 double plays

1 triple play

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 11:09 PM (zm/Xh)

Well, on a happier note, Sassy, my cousin up at Texas A&M just called me to tell us that her youngest daughter was marrying a nice Jewish boy next year at the Bronx Botanical Gardens. So it all sort of evens out, romantic-wise

It can't be as bad as those "warehouse" situations in Kully-fohn-ya where "waxers" walk up and down the aisles waxing and ripping off the hair of BOTH bent-over mins and wimmins.  One of our ONT folk mentioned it here once.  Rum, maybe?

Remember in Bevery Hills Cop, at the beginning when Eddie Murphy laughs at the Michael Jackson-jacketed people and laughs and says "f-ing California"?  Well, that state has really upped the ante on freaky now, hasn't it? 

(...or was that Bruce Willis in Die Hard...?  Oh, I might be combining the two.  Eddie saw them and laughed, but the line came from DH?)

SJP skeletor arms,  nose hair, Crispin Glove...?

Ewww, Maet. Nice selection! You should take all those pics down and just blow up one big pic Dolly in her glory. I *heart* her!

Sup, homies!

Hi Bomber!

Has everyone seen the iPad/kitteh clip? I'm not a cat girl but it was pretty damn cute.

Too tired to link it. Just search cat iPad

I am still not hallucinating. Or seeing dead people. This absinthe stuff is BS.

WeÂ’re watching the last few episodes of South Park now, the FB one is so classic.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2010 11:15 PM (YRmm4)

they're also horrible w/ trolls and do nothing but scripture talk

245 Possibly. On the planet Queeridia

Now go ahead and give that man-card of yours to me.

There's just no excuse...........

Or you got the diluted form.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 11:22 PM (zm/Xh)

I dated sabras for years and they were just below Russian Jews in the hard-to-handle department. Not the warmest and fuzziest girls, but wild.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 17, 2010 11:23 PM (oYxkV)

I first noticed her back then, when she was Porter Wagoner's sidekick, selling boxes of Breeze.

259 I'm a girl. I can like that song without repercussion.

While you're at it, pass the Snuggie®. We've got a frost warning going on here this evening.

Brrrrr.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 17, 2010 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

I don't understand it either- I like curves, not protruding ribcages and hipbones

Kitteh.

http://tinyurl.com/y5mueda

For the record, Sarah Jessica Parker has never been, nor will she ever be, hot.

Beady eyes are not attractive, I don't care how much you paint them.

SJP?

Yeah, I'd hit that.

In the homestretch.

Two words:  Muskrat Love

That's the song I thought of too.  But being new here, I really didn''t want to admit it.  Really hated that song.  And now it's playing in my head.  Make it STOP.

So, speaking of Blade of Olympus, I saw Clash of the Titans today.

Not a bad movie.  Lots of special effects.  You know what the ending is going to be so it's kinda anticlimactic.

Two words:  Muskrat Love

That's the song I thought of too.  But being new here, I really didn''t want to admit it.  Really hated that song.  And now it's playing in my head.  Make it STOP.

Posted by: Mayday at April 17, 2010 11:38 PM (TRgli)

Dennis Miller had Toni Tenille and Darryl Dragon on a couple days ago and giggled the whole way through the interview.  He said he's down with the 'skrat.

Dennis Miller had Toni Tenille and Darryl Dragon on a couple days ago and giggled the whole way through the interview.  He said he's down with the 'skrat.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 17, 2010 11:42 PM (LKkE

I always thought that the Captain was Toni Tenille's pimp.

so I've decided: I'm going to Reno.

Who's coming with me?

Posted by: Bomber at April 17, 2010 11:43 PM (d88g9)

Hmmm, being in two places at the same time.

Not a bad movie.  Lots of special effects.  You know what the ending is going to be so it's kinda anticlimactic.

I was told to give it a look-see.  Liam Neelson (?) as Zeus is an interesting premise. 

actually, maybe we could have a moron meetup on Memorial Day Weekend in Reno

I always thought that the Captain was Toni Tenille's pimp.

Posted by: Dolly Parton at April 17, 2010 11:44 PM (+QS+e)

Dolly, I didn't know you even knew such words!

Memorial Day is a sucky weekend.

Lots of people woudl have pre-set travel plans.

Just sayin'.

And don't be making fun of any Barry Manilow songs. He's classic.

Posted by: Sassypants at April 17, 2010 11:30 PM (zm/Xh)

"Heartlight"? A paen to freaking ET?
Oy....

Posted by: RushBabe at April 17, 2010 11:40 PM (LKkE

she has a couple things to overcome:

- bad favorables

- an extreme hatred from the left that can galvanize them

- the image she quit as Governor (though she left a popular one)

- she's still polling the worst against Obama compared to other contenders

Memorial Day is a sucky weekend.

Lots of people woudl have pre-set travel plans.

Just sayin'.

she has a couple things to overcome:

- bad favorables

- an extreme hatred from the left that can galvanize them

- the image she quit as Governor (though she left a popular one)

From Insty.  WH Press Corpse: But you said you'd respect us in the morning!

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs met with a delegation from the White House press corps for 75 minutes on Thursday in an effort to improve frayed relations between the two sides.

Ed Chen, a White House correspondent for Bloomberg News who is president of the White House Correspondents’ Association, said he asked for the meeting “to clear the air because in my 10-plus years at the White House, rarely have I sensed such a level of anger, which is wide and deep, among members over White House practices and attitude toward the press.”

Heh, heh, heh. 

"Heartlight"? A paen to freaking ET?

Do not mock the greatest Jewish cowboy that ever was.

Neil Diamond is a God.

- the image she quit as Governor (though she left a popular one)

Posted by: YRM at April 17, 2010 11:48 PM (38UQ3)

Left wing Red Herring, right there..

The only people who give a shit that she quit as governor are the Leftists who think that Obama had an actual resume when he lucked into the Senate seat and ignored his job as soon as he got there.

she has a couple things to overcome:

Posted by: YRM at April 17, 2010 11:48 PM (38UQ3)

She also has 2-1/2 years.

Do not mock the greatest Jewish cowboy that ever was.

Neil Diamond is a God.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 17, 2010 11:54 PM (DVm8X)

Oops - I mixed them up. All Jews look alike to me.

Well I would not vote for Sarah over more accomplished contenders like Mitch Daniels

I would of course vote for Sarah over idiots/unelectables like Huckabee or Romney

but I recognize there's a ton of people out there who start with an instant negative impression of Sarah and it would be best if we didn't start with such a disadvantage when hoping to dislodge Obama, it's too important - it's way too important

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2010 11:49 PM (sYxEE)

Ah, the famed banking after dark thread, ATM.

okay, in all seriousness: if I reserved a block of rooms for Memorial Day Weekend in either Las Vegas or Reno, would you go?

because I am one phone call away from doing it

Posted by: TexasJew at April 17, 2010 11:54 PM (+QS+e)

problem is the squishy independents buy that argument as well

OK  just start humming "Afternoon Delight"

Much better song to play in my head.  And Jones, thanks for getting us started with the lyrics.  Shout out to a fellow Texan on the Boo suggestion too.

because I am one phone call away from doing it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2010 11:57 PM (tJ4Ym)

I'm guessing you still have a job.

Well I would not vote for Sarah over more accomplished contenders like Mitch Daniels

Posted by: chemjeff at April 17, 2010 11:56 PM (tJ4Ym)

Mitch Daniels? Now that really pumps my nads. I feel the groundswell of voter excitement.

Now who the hell is Mitch Daniels?

RushBabe, yeah I do

if you wanted to go but couldn't, I'm sure we could find a way to make it happen

Sarah Palin gets more dumb by the day.

(Sorry!)

I was a fan in the beginning. Hell, I was at her coming out party as the VP nom in Dayton and she was the only reason I voted for McCain.

But I think she's done herself a disservice with her stint on Fox. She needs to reign in the obnoxiousness a bit.

Mitch Daniels is the governor of Indiana

He turned the state around, literally - it was facing awful budget cuts, and he actually cut taxes & cut spending & now the state is doing much better

yeah he's not a sexy candidate but he's a governor, he has executive experience, he's not a total douchebag, I'd choose him over Sarah Palin any day

#324 “...to clear the air because in my 10-plus years at the White House, rarely have I sensed such a level of anger, which is wide and deep, among members over White House practices and attitude toward the press.”

So the press is saying they liked W better than Barry?  Maybe the worm is turning.

Mitch Daniels? Now that really pumps my nads. I feel the groundswell of voter excitement.

Now who the hell is Mitch Daniels?

popular and successful Governor of IN, no name recognition though

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 18, 2010 12:00 AM (DVm8X)

while I disagree w/ you somewhat I can see why you feel that way and thus why her favorables are as bad as they are

Sarah Palin gets more dumb by the day.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 18, 2010 12:00 AM (DVm8X)

But remember, she's going to run against a guy who thinks that it would be a good idea to spend billions of dollars to send Bruce WIllis up again to blow up another asteroid.

Sarah Palin gets more dumb by the day.

Her shrill-ness ain't helping.

if you wanted to go but couldn't, I'm sure we could find a way to make it happen

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 12:00 AM (tJ4Ym)

You're sweet, chemjeff.  I doubt that I'm the Reno type, though.  My boss (worked for a two-person shop) bugged out to work for a bigger company last fall because, as she said, "I want to be able to retire someday." 

Having two school-age kids, there's no way a bigger outfit would work around my schedule like she did.  Luckily, Mr. RB is still employed.  My paychecks paid for the extras.  No biggie, just living a little closer to the vest is all.

Heh, heh, heh. 

Posted by: RushBabe at April 17, 2010 11:53 PM (LKkE8)

RushBabe, did you read the whole story? One of the press main bitches is that they weren't getting to photgraph Obama signing bills and meeting foreign leaders enough. The outcome of the meeting was more Obama all the time.

yeah he's not a sexy candidate but he's a governor, he has executive experience, he's not a total douchebag, I'd choose him over Sarah Palin any day

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 12:02 AM (tJ4Ym)

Balding dull guys with mediocre speaking skills do not a movement make.

Breaking News...

A new, totally unbiased MSM poll* shows that 93% of Americans have an unfavorable view of Sarah Palin. In a hypothetical matchup with Pres. Obama in 2012, Palin loses 99% - 1%. We're not telling the GOP what to do, but they might want to go in a different direction.

*This scientific poll of 700 Democrats, 200 Green Party members, 200 independents and 10 Republicans was conducted April 15-16, and has a margin of error of +/- Shut Up.

Look, we have a rabble rouser in the White House now. Palin would be the corollary to Obama in that regard. She's good at riling the base, but that doesn't translate into demonstrating leadership qualities.

If we insist on playing the political identity card, can we at least look to someone less inflammatory and someone perceived as smart, a la Liz Cheney?

If you like Pina Coladas...

And getting caught in the rain...

And the feel of the ocean...

And the taste of champagne...

Turn it off!  Make it stop!

Posted by: The Narrative Rolls On at April 18, 2010 12:08 AM (FD3EH)

I used to deny polls just like you then after 2006 & 2008 I realized they predict correct for a reason, yeah some like PPP & gallup are biased but when averaged you find the american people's views, I wouldn't scoff at polls that kep showing Palin has an image problem, using your logic polls that show negativity towards obamacare can be rigged...

RushBabe, did you read the whole story? One of the press main bitches is that they weren't getting to photgraph Obama signing bills and meeting foreign leaders enough. The outcome of the meeting was more Obama all the time.

Posted by: robtr at April 18, 2010 12:05 AM (fwSHf)

Yeah, but they're also beeyotching about the quid pro quo of not running unflattering stuff in return for access for book material down the road.  They're ho's and they're getting everything (or nothing, as the case may be) that's coming to them.  It may not have been in this particular piece, but it's been around the last couple of days.

Posted by: The Narrative Rolls On at April 18, 2010 12:08 AM (FD3EH)

ok, fine. point taken. but there are just too many people out there who will not give her a second look.  they see her and immediately they think "idiot' and their mind is closed. I thinki it would do better at this point in time to choose a candidate who isn't broadly known, who has executive experience, who can project a vision of what this country could be without endless deficits and spending we can't afford.  Sarah Palin would just plain lose and we can't afford that.  can you imagine trying to repeal ObamaCare in 2016 after it's been fully implemented?  there's no f'in way.  we will be stuck with nationalzed health care and we will be just known as france west. 

#364 You can continue to think that, but in the end, the White House Press Corp will go back to Barry.  It's as predictable as a SyFy or Lifetime Special Feature Flick.

I know in my heart you are right Kratos, but I'd like to maintain the delusion for just a little while longer.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 12:12 AM (tJ4Ym)

I love Palin but she has a large amount of fans out there that refuse to accept some issues w/ her as a candidate, I like Mitt and admit he has skeletons in his closet, I think Rick Perry would be a great candidate but chances are he's not running...

good night sassypants!

if you'd be willing to go to Reno/LV, let me know

chem dot jeff at yahoo.com

Balding dull guys with mediocre speaking skills do not a movement make.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2010 12:07 AM (+QS+e)

Speaking of, you missed a good Ace post the other day about the good job Chris Christie's doing in NJ.  The Morons came up with a no-fail slogan for a WH run:  Fatso 2012!

The relationship of the Press with Obama has a simple allegorical relationship to the Lifetime Channel; you know, the channel about women.

As Jim Gaffigan said, there is always something bad happening to a woman on "Lifetime";  now, on Lifetime, Meredith Baxter-Birney on a Lifetime special, being beaten by a rod.  And the women eat it up.

That's the Media, or the press, or whatever we call them today.  They love to be abused. Hurt us some more Barack, it feels so good.

  I remember GHW Bush making a comment about them at the end of his term, looking at them out in the rain waiting to cover something, and he said, "How sad, how pathetic. Get a job, get a life."

Why am I watching Leaving Las Vegas?

Is there any movie more dismal?

Posted by: YRM at April 18, 2010 12:14 AM (38UQ3)

Actually, he announced today (?) he's not running for prez.  I saw it on a couple sidebars.

I think people some people are just wrong about Palin and her lack of ability. She in my opinion turned Obama and the democrats major accomplishment (health care ) from an asset to an anchor around their neck with her death panel column and her follow up, she made Obama send out Gates and Hillary on the Sunday shows to totally reverse his "we won't use nukes" policy. She has had a lot of influence from just a facebook page. I agree she is a bit shrill when she speaks but so was Hillary until she spent a few weeks with a speaking coach.

I'm not ready to give up on her at all yet.

Howdy folks, Just bellying up to the bar, so to speak.  I just got back from the Drive-Inn.  I took three grandchildren and one of there buddies to see How to Train Your Dragon.  Its a cute show.  Popcorn, smuggled in Pepsi and candy.  On the way home we stopped off at UDF, a local ice cream store, and had one scoop of whatever anybody wanted.  We only stayed for one show as Bounty Hunter, a pg13 flick, was too mature for the 5 year old.  When it comes to spoiling grandkids, I know my stuff.

I would not vote for Rick Perry

I would not vote for someone who would forcibly vaccinate teenage girls for STDs

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 18, 2010 12:15 AM (c0A3e)

Thanks, Kratos.  I was about to OD on the treacly love lyrics.

Dan

Drive in? There are only about six drive-ins left in  Ohio! They are rare than covered bridges nowadays. Where did you go?

Her shrill-ness ain't helping.

Is that you Allapundit with your heart-ache?

395 Apparently but I'm open to just about anything else!

This thread is on life support. I'm not sure if it has a DNR.

See what happens when we don't talk sex on a Scaturday night?!

Rick Perry says no to prez and/or vice prez:  http://tinyurl.com/y2ckb98

403 So when do we get to see Madonna and SJP in an arm flex off?

The Kentucky Derby is still a few weeks away.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 18, 2010 12:25 AM (c0A3e)

Hmmm, does that mean you went to Penn State, a little closer to home than Pitt?

Dan,

One of the things wrong with this country is the disappearance of drive-ins.  It also has probably contributed to the falling of the birthrate.

Yea Kentucky Derby!!

Mint Juleps and the Hot Brown!!

The Kentucky Derby is still a few weeks away.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at April 18, 2010 12:30 AM (sJTmU)

Heh!

coffee table = firewood next winter

Show the furniture who is boss.

@406

http://tinyurl.com/y4982lz

Sarah Jessica Parker,  my wife thinks she's pretty and I think she looks like Mr Ed.  How she thinks getting that skinny makes her look better is beyond me.

Ever notice, women will say how good or not another woman looks.  Unless you could guest on Queer Eye, men never comment on another guys appearance.  Just something we never do.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 12:47 AM (Gk/wA)

What part?

@406

http://tinyurl.com/y4982lz

Posted by: The Narrative hardest hit at April 18, 2010 12:40 AM (FD3EH)

I can smell the estrogen from here!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 18, 2010 12:39 AM (rurh0)

I never thought of that but it makes sense although I know we used to have two of them near me in metro Detroit and they died because of property taxes.

Mint Juleps and the Hot Brown!!

...don't talk sex on a Scaturday night?!

Lacey.  Honey.  Are you trying to tell us something?

I can smell the estrogen from here!

Looks like around 100, 150 people.

I never thought of that but it makes sense although I know we used to have two of them near me in metro Detroit and they died because of property taxes.

Yeah that could have been the reason or it could have been the beatings, stabbing or shootings.

I keed.  They may well have been far enough out of town to have been clear of the kill zone.

451  !!!

What is wrong with you?!?!

432 -- Ha, ha, ha!  You forgot to tell the Palin naysayers who those wimmins were!

http://tinyurl.com/y3t38or

Dan, you must have been dating nice girls.

Or it could have been I was just lousy at the art of seduction.

I was just reading what was written.

Best Tea Party Sign.  Yep, a Palinism again.

http://tinyurl.com/y4mqwph

Uh huh.

From two completely separate posts!

Mr. Innocent act--not buyin' it!

I keed.  They may well have been far enough out of town to have been clear of the kill zone.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 18, 2010 12:54 AM (rurh0)

They were both suburban and far enough from Detroit proper that that was never a problem. I know when I used to go to them, there was only an occasional fight but no killings. I left MI in 1980 and they were both gone when I returned home in 2000. Can't say what happened while I was gone and the subject never came up with old friends.

jeff, there are only four corners on that card, son.

kratos - yes, but not on the hardest level.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 01:04 AM (Gk/wA)

Well, he is a raving moonbat, so there's that.

/I will get to the promised land if I have to push this thread by myself.

At the Drive-In, can you see the promised land by the dashboard lights?

what's wrong with peter gabriel?

That's like asking what's wrong with  R.E.M..

Also. He insists on Himself.

Hello, IÂ’m back. My friend reached the bottom of the bottle of Tequila and went home to sleep (her niece came and picked her up).

I am very disappointed that the Absinthe did nothing. Absolutely nothing. I didnÂ’t even feel drunk.

I am very disappointed that the Absinthe did nothing. Absolutely nothing. I didnÂ’t even feel drunk.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 01:12 AM (RZ8pf)

Probably a defective bottle, take it back for a replacement. 

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 18, 2010 01:07 AM (Sq2YT)

Try not to imagine what it looks like under the protective screen of their clothes. 

He insists on Himself.

Yeppers.

495

I got side-tracked by Dry-Fly Fishing!

A 24 " Brown Trout stole my #8 Skwala and I'm fixin'  to get it back.

_{(The Link is for Lacey)}

_{(The Link is for Lacey)}

I see what you did there.

Like licorice.

And we did the whole shebang too, the spoon, the sugar cube, the ice cold water, getting the appropriate “louche” effect.

After the first glass did nothing I made cocktails with the absinthe. Still nothing.

I think I may have a higher tolerance for that kind of booze after my years of Ouzo drinking. (Greek blood and all that)

Off to bed, but first have to read a little Gator-A-Go-Go.  If you Morons haven't heard of Tim Dorsey, jot down his name immediately.  Start with the first:  Florida Roadkill.  Forget about horror books during these dark days.  I've never laughed so hard (or out loud) as I have at Dorsey's protagonist, Serge A. Storms. 

Serge has severe ADHD but doesn't like the way meds makes him feel all foggy.  He's also a serial killer who only kills people who need it (a lot more creatively and for less provocation than Dexter).  His best friend is a hard core drunk/drug abuser named Coleman (who got his name when his dad locked him in a cooler to stop pestering [the dad] while he was watching a ballgame on TV.  Tim Dorsey makes Carl Hiassen look like a piker.

Sorry for the book-length diatribe, but I know that some of you can read and might be looking for good books.

PGIS, was your friend the one who went to Dallas last weekend to meet her online paramour?

Yes, actually San Antonio. She discovered him posting some very incriminating things on FB to another woman this week. (like that he wanted to spend the entire day in bed with the other woman—it’s some weird FB game thing, I have no idea, but drama has subsequently ensued.)

Maybe you're really a bunny rabbit who thinks she's a woman in Seattle.

I was going to try and make a sexual innuendo out of this, but I couldnÂ’t figure out how.

ItÂ’s the End of the World As We Know It is my favorite REM song. I listen to it quite a bit these days.

Uno, dos, tres, Forty!

Ummm, don't mind me. I'm just sort of testing something...

REM doesn't completely suck.

Just mostly.

So not only is this guy a bloody cheater (going on intent alone), he's also a complete idiot.

Yes. Exactly. Considering they met on FB and since they live so far away they spend a lot of time communicating on FB it is rather ironic that he made the mistake of letting risqué stuff to and from another woman appear on his wall. Or maybe it isn’t, maybe that’s the new way to do things in this effed up internet dating world. Anyway, it was kind of the last straw because while she was visiting him, his cell phone rang while he was out of the car and when she glanced at the screen the call was from this woman.

Is one of those REM “Shiny Happy People” links actually to the Muppets song with REM? Because that totally rocked.

Nothing right about R.E.M.

Cleanse yourselves with WATT

.

539  At least she didn't end up in the crawl space like we initially anticipated.

Internet dating is teh creepeh!

Girls be careful!!!

Chemjeff.

Office. Presently.

Bring Your Card.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 18, 2010 01:22 AM (c0A3e)

Oh Nos, I feel a country song coming on..

Sorry about your friend PGIS, he's just scum.

Ok, just one more test.

Um, sorry ya'all.

No, sheÂ’s going to break up with him. He is apparently out of contact this weekend because supposedly he went on a trip with his brother and turned his cell phone off. Of course she doesnÂ’t really believe that.

The worst part is that he was seriously trying to talk her into uprooting herself and moving down there. He professed his love to her over and over again.

Sometimes I honestly donÂ’t understand how in this crazy fucked up world two people ever find each other and fall in love and live relatively happily ever after anymore.

Ooooh hhh Under the Tuscan Sun is on We^TV.

*girly squeal*

/for very obvious reasons

laceyunderalls, finally we see what your type is!

The only time I liked hearing Everybody Hurts was in The Office.

Remeber The Fire episode? Michael is in full on man-crush mode for Ryan. Dwight is besides himself so he goes out to his Camaro and plays that song.

Epic.

That honestly reminds me of several scenes in "Casablanca".

Yeah and look how that turned outÂ…

566

Truly.

562  Oh yes!!

*drools*

But he was another scumbag!

And? Have you seen him??

If I may ask, what are you testing?

Had a problem with my computer. Someone came over tonight and fixed it within like 30 seconds. There was just something I wanted to check out.

So this guy I havenÂ’t seen in 20 years (the one who drank shots off my stomach in college) just found me on FB and sent me a friend request along with the message “wow, you donÂ’t look like youÂ’ve aged a day, whatÂ’s your secret?” 

This is why I didnÂ’t want to be on FB. And it is why I think the FB episode of South Park may be one of my top favorite episodes of South Park ever.

p.s. Trust me, I look like IÂ’ve aged about a bazillion years since college.

Tempted.

Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 01:43 AM (fTJLU)

It's good

eman, The US version of The Office used to be fantastic.

Rent Seaons 1-3 sometime.

Tempted.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 18, 2010 01:44 AM (DVm8X)

I call BS.  No morning glory.

585 2:1 odds this is SiM

/it's got his writing style all over it!

p.s. Trust me, I look like IÂ’ve aged about a bazillion years since college.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 01:44 AM (RZ8pf)

Hmmmmm.  What did you look like in college?  Did they have college back then?

Pron?

Who knows. But I was stumped by this problem. And this guy comes over and moved faster on the keyboard than this here computer can keep up and then suddenly says..."Fixed".

And I'm not kidding when I say it was like 30 seconds or so.

So I was just making sure that everything was working ok when I did the tests.

Kratos, I suppose so. I mean it would be weird to ignore him. I tend to not ignore friend requests as long as it is someone I actually know and used to get along with (or from the morons, even though I can never tell who is who when getting friend requests from Ace folks).

But I hate that I even have to think about it and evaluate it. You know, in earlier times these people just fell out of your life and maybe every once in a while you thought “hey I wonder what old so and so is doing now” but you didn’t try too hard to find out.

Now we know that old so and so “just ate pork chops for dinner”. Whoopie.

Obviously my last screed needed the obligatory “and you kids get offa my lawn”

585 2:1 odds this is SiM

I've only been following ONT for a few nights and that was my first thought too.  His style, let's say, stands out.

SantaRosaStan, when I was in college we used stone tablets and we got to and from school in concrete cars that we had to use our feet to propelÂ…

OK, IÂ’m not that old. ItÂ’s just that I am not svelte, peppy, flawless complexioned co-ed I once was. ItÂ’s nice that he thinks from a shadowy picture on FB that I havenÂ’t changed though.

Bawhahahahahahaha!!

/you were kind of asking for that one!

BTW - R.Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' is on IFC.

Funny shit, that.

You know I do think the only way you could have sex with SJP is if she was on top, seriously, one good thrust and youÂ’d snap her body in two.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 01:54 AM (RZ8pf)

Memory is the most powerful drug

Memory is the most powerful drug

Obviously more powerful then the effing Absinthe I drank.

OK, whereÂ’s the Aidan trailer? My friendÂ’s niece was just talking about it too.

Fugazi - Give Me the Cure

and he's one of ours, a conservative!!!

Wut?? Seriously?

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 18, 2010 02:03 AM (4y0YU)

yeah, I'll  do a Monte Python 'Spanish Inquisition', and add "In Your Eyes"

Aidan was played by John Corbett on Sex and the City.

*hawtness*

But bebe, that makes sense. Is he still with Bo Derek?

I think chemjeff is crying for help.

I dunno. The people *cough _me cough* that are watching Trapped in the Closet, Chaps I-XXII  are probably in worse shape.

For some reason IE was blocked and I couldn't unblock it. Like I said, this guy took all of 30 seconds or so to fix it.

And what did it cost me? He gulped down one of my beers.

Not bad. At least as far as I'm concerned.

And The War Between the Undead States pulls the hoary old chestnut out of the stables for the win!!!

I can't! I'm all-in and invested!

What is the AoSHQ-approved music that I as a moron must like?

Coldplay! Right, G?

gerard butler

Ya'know. He doesn't do *it* for me. I know, I think I'm the only woman to say that.

What don't you like about Robert Palmer?

Hell man, I for one think the video "Simply Irrestible" is one of the sexiest vids ever done. Well, at least when MTV actually meant something.

For Lacey.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2010 02:13 AM (Gk/wA)

Is Tiptoe Thru the Tulips on the list?

gerard butler

Ya'know. He doesn't do *it* for me. I know, I think I'm the only woman to say that.

Holy shit, at first I misread that as Gerard Depardieu.

You've truly outdone yourself tonight. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Full circle >>>> we're there.

695 Please, please tell me what's on the AoSHQ-approved music list, because I'll rush out and buy it tonight.

William Hung's rendition of She Bangs.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 18, 2010 02:19 AM (X2OY2)

s-h-i-t

OK, Aidan does look hot. But IÂ’m still uncomfortable with Hollywood choosing to glamorize a Middle Eastern city and showing it in such a way that it looks like some sort of enchanting fairy tale place.

I know that sometimes a movie is just a movie, but I just feel like it is another step in making us de-sensitized to the threat of Islam and the extremist Muslim culture.

s-h-i-t

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2010 02:21 AM (JrRME)

Not even. My new hash is so awesome, I could use it to pick up chicks!

Jim in San Diego, I keep trying to interpret it as some sort of chemical formula.

Posted by: eman at April 18, 2010 02:25 AM (fTJLU)

I'm inside your head, man.  Much pron there is here........

I mean, even with what Sarah Jessica Parker says in the trailer when Charlotte’s daughter says “like Aladdin” and SJP replies “Yes, but with cocktails.”

Well, yeah I guess if you are a slutty boozy Western tart. But in actuality donÂ’t Muslims frown on alcohol consumption, especially by women I would assume.

Jim in San Diego, I keep trying to interpret it as some sort of chemical formula.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 02:25 AM (RZ8pf)

Yeah, I kinda thought the same thing too.

I like it better than my old hash, so I might have to stay here. Well, at least until Wednesday anyways.

It could work.  With some gals, present company excluded, just about anything works...........

CanÂ’t tell if thatÂ’s a compliment or an insult.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 18, 2010 02:21 AM (ip+Rc)

"Hey, Mickey, You're So Fine".......

let the chaos ensue

Well, yeah I guess if you are a slutty boozy Western tart.

If I ever wake up in a world without slutty boozy Western tarts then I might as well convert.

CanÂ’t tell if thatÂ’s a compliment or an insult.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 02:29 AM (RZ8pf)

I knew you couldn't resist that:  Very long antennae you have.........

( is that a compliment or insult ? )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2010 02:28 AM (JrRME)

Hey PGiS, wanna come up to my room and see my etchings hash string?

Hey PGiS, wanna come up to my room and see my etchings hash string?

Best offer IÂ’ve had all night!

Posted by: Mayday at April 18, 2010 02:33 AM (TRgli)

it's an Open Secret that all of the studios writing TeeVee shows for the networks have a list of 'tag lines' or talking points that they try to put into their scripts, including certain types of images, characters, and plot lines.

All of you reading this can write the list yourselves, 'cause you done seen the results each and every week.  It's why all the shows, regardless of the different settings, are eerily similar in some ways

BTW, I did ware a swimsuit tee-shirt and Vans on the plane, and as it turned out I was not even the worst dressed person there.

What is WRONG with people these days?

You wore a swimsuit on the airplane? I sure as hell hope it wasnÂ’t a Speedo.

What is WRONG with people these days?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 18, 2010 02:39 AM (X2OY2)

Southwest Airlines ?

OK, just a warning, do not do a Bing Image search on Speedos. For every attractive muscular man on display there are two abominations.

BTW, I did ware a swimsuit tee-shirt and Vans on the plane, and as it turned out I was not even the worst dressed person there.

What is WRONG with people these days?

Deregulation, man!

OK, just a warning, do not do a Bing Image search on Speedos. For every attractive muscular man on display there are two abominations.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 02:43 AM (RZ8pf)

I'll be the judge of that...

You wore a swimsuit on the airplane? I sure as hell hope it wasnÂ’t a Speedo.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 18, 2010 02:40 AM (RZ8pf)

Naaa, just some tastefuly normal Tommy Bahamas.

I wished I had the guts to wear a Borat swim suit. That would have made me the greatest most awesome person in the world!

OK, just a warning, do not do a Bing Image search on Speedos. For every attractive muscular man on display there are two abominations.

Yeah, well, just so long as they keep sending my royalty checks.

That show is evil and must be stopped

Before this weekÂ’s Sarah Palin dig I wouldÂ’ve strenuously disagreed with you.

What is WRONG with people these days?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 18, 2010 02:39 AM (X2OY2)

Southwest Airlines ?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2010 02:41 AM (JrRME)

Flight 993 baby!

Or was that 933? Oh well, it wasn't that bad of a flight and staring at some AZ college women's volleyball team wasn't bad either. They we all fairly huge girls.

A gay couple on every major show.  A mixed racial representation in every group of friends.  Clueless men.  Etc.

It must be tough to write a TV show, finding the right balance to avoid the criticism of every conceivable liberal interest group.

Posted by: sickinmass at April 18, 2010 02:47 AM (PQPBt)

Sir:

Most interesting rant.  I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 in re 'Mephisto Waltz' on HBO, it must be noted that Jacqueline Bisset has wonderfully fine ta-tas.  

I concur.  See her corroborating scene in The Deep where she climbs into the boat.  Extraordinary talent right there.

I concur.  See her corroborating scene in The Deep where she climbs into the boat.  Extraordinary talent right there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2010 02:59 AM (2g2ex)

etched in my memory, monsieur

Before this weekÂ’s Sarah Palin dig I wouldÂ’ve strenuously disagreed with you.

Another good example.  Not long ago I watched an episode of Friends, and remember thinking how refreshing the absence of political messages or political correctness was.

Want to have some fun?

BET Top 20 Countdown.

The PC weirdness is why I don't watch Dr Who anymore.

Well, that and it usually sucks.

The PC weirdness is why I don't watch Dr Who anymore.

Well, that and it usually sucks.

I never, ever, ever got Doctor Who.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 18, 2010 03:05 AM (gofDd)

Just the tails, or the whole damn lobster?

Four is an impressive number for most chicks either way.

"Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp" was the most groundbreaking show until "Twin Peaks".

And you cannot argue with me because my brain is gigantic.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 18, 2010 02:51 AM (X2OY2)

What parts were huge?

Posted by: wherestherum at April 18, 2010 03:08 AM (gofDd)

Tuesday at midnight is said to be the time the airlines offer up cheap seats.  Airlines won't confirm or deny............

I never, ever, ever got Doctor Who.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 18, 2010 03:07 AM (ip+Rc)

The possibility of seeing Billie Piper naked kept me around for two seasons before I realized it was never going to happen.

That's my excuse

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 18, 2010 03:08 AM (4y0YU)

See what he did there?  Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: wherestherum at April 18, 2010 03:10 AM (gofDd)

I can handle the tail, and the claws (less fave) but my neighbors do the whole damn thing and I just want to hurl when I see those two eat a lobster. Lately, I really like snow crab or king crab legs.

Tonight we gourged on shimp for my arrival dinner and I way over-did it.

'Don't feel too great now. Way too much garlic butter.

Well, that and it usually sucks.

I thought they did pretty well with staying away from politics, except for exploiting the homosexuality of John Barrowman (with his consent) & letting JB make antagonistic comments.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 18, 2010 03:05 AM (gofDd)

Mental note: Dating Rum can be hazardous to the bank account.

'Don't feel too great now. Way too much garlic butter.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 18, 2010 03:17 AM (X2OY2)

It'll pass.