January 19, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - Dipping Edition (Mætenloch)
— Open Blog

Rejoice morons - it's time to prepare your ball dippin' sauce!

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Classic Hee Haw: My Puppies Have Turned Republican
Thanks to zedzero.

My New Favorite French Singer - Alizee Jacotey
Yeah I'm a few years late to the Alizée party, but what's not to like. Plus her voice is nice too. And while her dancing may not be as acrobatic as Britney or Madonna, she's far more mesmerizing to watch. And don't be fooled by her dancing, she has a squeaky clean image in France and lives quietly with her husband and daughter.

Comfy Chair for Men
No one expects the Spanish comfy chair!

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Google Agrees to Censor Encyclopedia Dramatica Entry in Australia
Apparently because of a Aborigine joke.

Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery
Bad pictures or have they had a little surgical help? And yeah it's at Manofest so beware the fake virus alert ad.

GA City Forgot to Hold 2009 Election

"We just forgot it, that's the only thing that happened we just forgot it," said Addie Cutts, City of DeSoto Councilwoman.

Doh!

And don't forget about the Yahoo AoSHQ group. Instructions on how to join are here.

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1 Who's going to be here?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:34 PM (gofDd)

2

Brown: Kirk's work is done.  End game, f*ckos.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (UJIeT)

3 These are my balls, can everyone fucking taste them yet?

Posted by: Tea partiers at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (Ab8Sw)

4 My first ONT.  I'm only here for the dippin'.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (zxrQh)

5 Doing the classy thing re. Teddy K. 

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (UJIeT)

6 I'm here but watching the victory speech.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:35 PM (ZLN2+)

7 I'm in love with Ayla.  Call me darling!!!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (UqJ8A)

8
HEEEEE HAW!

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (Z+qzA)

9

Good lord, ace is on track to get over 250,000 hits today alone? Maet, is that a record?

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (t72+4)

10 Hopefully the Eyeores from earlier today can finally friggin' smile.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (rhtun)

11 I'm here - just had to grab a damp cloth for cleaning.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (YX6i/)

12 I see why he's honoring Teddy boy but...ugh. It's classy, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (gofDd)

13 Warm tapioca.  With raisins.  While I'm chuggin' beers outta my kegorator.

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (oBJkk)

14 Carrie: I think I just went 10-100.
Bandit: Better than 10-200.
Carrie: [a little flustered] Yes that's true.
[they both laugh]

Posted by: Al at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (0lyUI)

15 Salty Chocolate Balls!
http://tinyurl.com/5r4nvc

BOOYA!!

Posted by: UGRev at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (862vz)

16 Hey loppy, great job!!!! Who would've ever thought that a MA Republican would get enough supporters like you to do the work to turn this thing around?
In a way, you're a real part of history.

Posted by: Tea partiers at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (Ab8Sw)

17 Hey, Sassy! I'm listening to his speech on the radio.

I'm still in shock.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (gofDd)

18 AWESOME!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (B5cM9)

19 Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Posted by: Al at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (0lyUI)

20

Don't get cocky, kid.  The heavy lifting starts @ 0600 tomorrow.

This Virginian salutes our Northern Countrymen on a job well done.  Our states have delivered this Nation from oppression before & will do it again.

Posted by: Jess at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (KSNkY)

21 1/2 liter bottle of Young's Double Chocolate Stout.  ~4 ounces in a small dish for dippage.  Rest in a pint glass for sippage.

Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (mhbHz)

22 *hiccups*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (lNw1b)

23 Do not get coq-ee!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (ZiQz8)

24 Ahhhhhhh, Alizee.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (OUqZe)

25 16

Sock off. sorry, I'm a bit loopy at the moment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (Ab8Sw)

26 YIPPEE!!
Yeah for Massachusetts !

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (hA5JK)

27 His daughters ain't hard to look at either.  Right wing chicks are hot.

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (oBJkk)

28 Wow, their BOTH available.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (QrA9E)

29 The daughters are available!  Too bad I'm too old.   I could lie, though!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (B5cM9)

30

OMG you should have seen his daughter's faces when he said they were available. So cute!

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (lNw1b)

31 Ayla sings really well. Someone linked to her singing the Spangled Banner.

Holy crap, Ayla goes to Syracuse?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (gofDd)

32 Ahem. Alizee in her earlier years looked like a schoolgirl. A French schoolgirl. An underage (or at most barely legal) French schoolgirl. I don't think anyone's hotter. SCOTT WON!

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (cjwF0)

33 Damn, Scott's trying to give away his daughters. Dude!

Posted by: RobD at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (wGIVf)

34 Calling Ayla now....  Wish me luck morons, this could be my ticket!!!

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (UqJ8A)

35 God, I love the energy of the crowd! I wish I could be there!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (gofDd)

36 Our states have delivered this Nation from oppression before & will do it again.

Amen! Washington- VA, Jefferson- VA, J. Adams- MA, Madison- VA, S. Adams- MA

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (B5cM9)

37

Holy hell!!!!!!!!!!111!!! He's getting digs into Obama, the truck and the basketball courts.

Oh god, I'm spent.

Rahmbo is seething right now.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (lNw1b)

38 I love the name Ayla. I may have to add that to my list.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (hA5JK)

39 Anybody care to post a quick and dirty partial transcript on what he's saying?

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (cjwF0)

40 Damn, Scott's trying to give away his daughters. Dude!

Posted by: RobD at January 19, 2010 10:40 PM (wGIVf)

Hey, man, he's got the Lord's work, to do, now. 

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (YX6i/)

41 Well folks, time to hit the sack and abandon all this ball dipping greatness.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (QrA9E)

42 Anybody care to post a quick and dirty partial transcript on what he's saying?

He just thanked Romney and McCain.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (gofDd)

43 I love the name Ayla. I may have to add that to my list.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 10:42 PM (hA5JK)

Apparently, it's pronounced "Ayerla", if you're from Mass.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:44 PM (YX6i/)

44 Apparently, it's pronounced "Ayerla", if you're from Mass. Which means that how my entire in-law-to-be family would pronounce it.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (hA5JK)

45 is any of the feed available online?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (1O93r)

46 Now he's goofing some more on the prez. Oh, I love it. The snark is fantabulous!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (gofDd)

47 No telepromter??

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (B5cM9)

48 Great speech. I loved it. Loved the jabs at the president.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (gofDd)

49 My goodness, all the blogs are suffering meltdown. It's worse than back-to-back Instalanches.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (cjwF0)

50 No telepromter??

I see one off to the side, but I don't see him looking at it at all.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (hA5JK)

51

Seriously he is some sex on a stick

*fans self*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (lNw1b)

52 Happy, happy, happy!

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (CPZMA)

53 For someone that mentioned Ayla's singing...

Check out aylabrown.com.  2/3 of the way down on the left are some of her contemporary songs, got a bluesy-rock thing going.  Good stuff.

Posted by: random at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (mhbHz)

54 He's a funny guy, that's for sure. Great spirit, great energy. Wow. I'm so happy tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (ZLN2+)

55

Seriously he is some sex on a stick

*fans self*

You are just on a roll tonight

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (hA5JK)

56 Lacey - you're funny ;-)

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (ZLN2+)

57 Senator Scott Brown (R-MA).
Just love the way that rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: the real joe at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (WjerO)

58 No telepromter??

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 10:47 PM (B5cM9)

There is.  In fact, you could see Ayla mouthing it while reading it early on in the speech.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (YX6i/)

59 I'm using the italics for my quotes, but apparently it's not coming through when I hit send.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (hA5JK)

60 I have my caramel sauce at the ready!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (gofDd)

61 Wow, Grace in a bathing suit?  Just when I think the night can't get any better.

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (MNxpu)

62

Lacey - you're funny ;-) schnockered!

fixed, hun

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (lNw1b)

63 Lacey, I have some cherries in my fridge, sorry I can't teleport one to you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)

64 I wish I could overhear the conversations inside the White House right now.  I'm sure that there is much wailing and knashing of teeth among Obama's crew right now!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (bCQG3)

65 Hey, it's tomorrow morning for me, and *I*'m going to get myself a celebratory beer.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (cjwF0)

66 Okay, I have to admit, before tonight I hadn't had any time to actually see this guy talk. 

He has some spunk.  He could be Prez. material. 

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (YX6i/)

67

He's kinda all over the place. I love it--it means he's (1) excited (2) not scripted, but more importantly (3) drunkity drunk drunk. He keeps going back for the water-cottonmouth.

cottonmouth >>> like I'll have in about eight hours 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (lNw1b)

68 It would be wonderful if he could be presidential material. H seems very down-to-earth. Very refreshing.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (ZLN2+)

69 Oh, good, mys shot of Jameson is kicking in!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (B5cM9)

70 Rejoice morons - it's time to prepare your ball dippin' sauce!

No, ball dipping will ruin the flavor... their tears are so sweet.  I'm going to gain weight over the next few days... how can I resist the allure of these sweet sweet tears?

I thought the Daily show clip before the election was wonderful, I can't imagine what I can expect for tomorrow.  This is better than a deluxe box of candy.

Posted by: Gekkobear at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (KBg64)

71 Twitter to Barbara Boxer...
@Barbara_Boxer can u hear us now ma'am?

Posted by: Freida Lay at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (ax4Qo)

72 Geesh!.. It's almost 11:00 PM  and we only have 70 comments?  What happened, Did I miss out on the celebration? Where is the celebration by the way.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (kmgIE)

73 Hmmm, President Brown...I like it. Especially after teh Won...heh.

But not in 2012. Not till 2016.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (gofDd)

74 As evidenced by the extra "s" in "my"!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (B5cM9)

75 Brown/Palin 2012!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (B5cM9)

76 This is just such a dahhhhk day!  ItÂ’s ovah! ItÂ’s ovah! I canÂ’t believe it! OW-AH PRECIOUS DYNASTY HAS COME TO AN END!  

You people from othah faggot states donÂ’t get it. He may have been a drunk who let a garl die, but he was OW-UH drunk who let a garl fackinÂ’ DIE! You canÂ’t appreciate the history this man had with his votah base! We lifted him up! If it had nawt been far the LEGENDARY BAWSTON VOTAHS, that highway bill nevah would have passed! FACKINÂ’ CHAHHHHLES SCHUMAH WOULD HAVE FACKED IT UP!

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

(May have been blatantly ripped off from Kissing Suzy Kohlber)

Posted by: Tommy from Qunizee at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (1AnxB)

77 But not in 2012. Not till 2016.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (gofDd)

Oh yeah, definitely didn't mean to imply 2012.  But, damn, he did just win Ted's seat as a Republican.  Anything's possible for this guy.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (YX6i/)

78 My bowl of whipped cream is at the ready.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (RZ8pf)

79 Geesh!.. It's almost 11:00 PM  and we only have 70 comments?  What happened, Did I miss out on the celebration? Where is the celebration by the way.

The ONT started later than usual tonight. I also think a lot of people are on the other threads... plus the blog has been a bit slow and bogged down from all the traffic so I'd imagine some people want to comment but are having a hard time with page loading issues.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 06:59 PM (hA5JK)

80 12-minutes, counting down...

Dip leader, standing by...

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (YX6i/)

81

Dude, this make the suck-ass weather in Tacoma feels better.  HUZZAH!

Oh yeah, if any of y'all play World of Warcrack you'd be familiar with the female Night Elf dance.  The last part of Her Holy Hotness Alizee Jacotey's dance in "J'ai en Marre" was incorporated into it. 

Get thee some Alizee!

 

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (+p38F)

82 Owe-bama won't win in 2012, unless the economy goes gangbusters, which it probably won't.  Inflation will be around 7% or more by then.  So, some R will likely get in.  Romney?  Hmmm...

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (B5cM9)

83 Any Delaware morons out there.  If you're interested in doing a meet-up in the next week or so, email me at pinkertonrk1 AT gmail DOT com.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (uQe/L)

84 Still so happy. And I'm not even drinking. I probably should open up that little cordial of Baileys banana cream liqueur sitting in the other room.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (ZLN2+)

85

Dude, this make the suck-ass weather in Tacoma feels better.  

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (+p38F)

Yeah, but what does it do for the stank?

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (YX6i/)

86 I'm getting all tingly in excitement for the mass dipping.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)

87 Maybe I should dip my boobs in the Baileys.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (ZLN2+)

88
Dip leader, standing by...

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (YX6i/)




I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip.....Standing by....

Posted by: Freak Nasty at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (t72+4)

89

Evening all

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (8MuSQ)

90 How tanked do you think Ace is now?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (ZLN2+)

91 How tanked do you think Ace is now?

I doubt he is standing up straight anymore.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (hA5JK)

92 getting ready to go full retard Go Brown!

Posted by: fluffy, choco-licious masshole at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (SwkdU)

93

I'm set.

 

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (zxrQh)

94 So, what are y'all dipping in?
I have chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (hA5JK)

95 First one to dip their balls and ACTUALLY get the sucked win!!!

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:06 PM (YX6i/)

96 Posted by: Tommy from Qunizee at January 19, 2010 10:56 PM (1AnxB)

In my head as I read that, I hear Mayor Quimby's voice.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (gofDd)

97 You drunk Editor?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (RZ8pf)

98 damn Editor, my man is on the road tonight. We wanted to win

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (hA5JK)

99

In honor of the mass dipping, I'm feeling a special mood amongst the morons tonight.

xoxo, lacey

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (lNw1b)

100 I just want to swim in that picture.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (OkT2m)

101 Caramel sauce ready.

Moronette ready to dip, standing by...

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (gofDd)

102 Applesauce here.  Because I want to know how the left likes them apples.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (NOjWP)

103 I guess -- Baileys ready here...

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (ZLN2+)

104 ooohhh I didn't even think about applesauce. I have cinnamon.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (hA5JK)

105 Just freaking wow on that french chick.

Does anyone else remember Charlie Spradling?

Posted by: MikeO at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (Ce+tv)

106 I'll have to go with beer. Syrup is too sticky.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (CPZMA)

107 Caramel sauce ready.

Moronette ready to dip, standing by...

I love caramel. If Mortis was home tonight he would make some sort of comment about me and you and caramel. LOL

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (hA5JK)

108

matt damon 

Posted by: matt damon at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (RsjrV)

109 2 more minutes. . .

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (WHpnp)

110 Go!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (ZLN2+)

111 99- Yes, Lacey, it would be a good way for us all to work off this extra energy.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (CPZMA)

112 oh fuck that was cold

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (hA5JK)

113
Do it, m&m's.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (RsjrV)

114 Wow, there are so many threads today--CRAZY!  I don't know where to go!  Between the wine and all the excitement, I don't think I'll be lasting here long.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (CfmlF)

115 Dip... DIP YOU MORONS!!!!

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (YX6i/)

116 I love caramel. If Mortis was home tonight he would make some sort of comment about me and you and caramel.

I forgot to get pudding and I saw the caramel sauce in the fridge, lol. Whatever works!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (gofDd)

117 dip!

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:11 PM (WHpnp)

118 Cadbury is sending out a contingent of Dipping Judges

Posted by: William Bradford Original Pilgrim at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (CYW1e)

119

Present... BALLS!

Ready... DIP!

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (NOjWP)

120 for me, it was heated water mixed with chianti.

i didn't have fava beans on hand.

Posted by: Zimriel at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (WHpnp)

121
STILL COLD!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (RsjrV)

122

For the record, I dipped at 11:11 but coul;dn't comment until 11:12 because the damned Ex was on the phone and wouldn't stop yapping.

 

Oddly pleasant sensation.  I may have to do this more often.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (NOjWP)

123 Damn....McConnell's Dutch Chocolate ice cream is Cooooooold.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (9Lm5R)

124 Everyone was dipping on the "official" dip thread. I officially dipped. One boob. 'Cause it was cold and stuff.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (ZLN2+)

125 Now I'm sticky.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)

126 Clean-up on ailse laceyunderalls. Messy girl. It's been a while since I've used an type of dessert sauce.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (lNw1b)

127 Commencing room temperature Guinness Balls Dippin'

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (dbzbU)

128 McConnell's Dutch Chocolate

Do they still have pumpkin? That's my favorite!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (gofDd)

129 Yeah, the Baileys was better as a dipping substance than actually drinking it. Yuck.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (ZLN2+)

130
HAHAAAA!  Drudge has the text turning blue, hilarious.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (RsjrV)

131 Now I'm sticky.

Me too. And cold.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (hA5JK)

132 Ya know the best part? He didn't have to lie to get elected.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 07:17 PM (dQdrY)

133 Our official ball and nip dipping song?? Slow motion. Oh yeah.......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (lNw1b)

134
Now I'm sticky.

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (RsjrV)

135 Hope and Change just came to Mass.  Now it needs to happen everywhere else.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 07:20 PM (afWhQ)

136
Hope and Change just came to Mass.  Now it needs to happen everywhere else.

Marco Rubio for Senate.   Lesh go.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (RsjrV)

137 Ok, so now who's going to lick clean off my boobs?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (gofDd)

138 I think you'll have more than enough takers, here, Rum.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (ZLN2+)

139
Oh that's just cruel, rum. 

I like it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:23 PM (RsjrV)

140
Ok, so now who's going to
lick clean off my boobs?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:22 PM (gofDd)





Is that a rhetorical question ?

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (t72+4)

141 Oh that's just cruel, rum. 

I like it.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (gofDd)

142

"Hope and Change just came to Mass"

Frank and Kerry are still there....but, it's a start

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (8MuSQ)

143 Well, I suppose we have just discovered who PGiS's torch was handed to.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:25 PM (YX6i/)

144 lol rum!

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:26 PM (hA5JK)

145 Someone has to pick up the slack now that my brazen teasing has been curbed. Thankfully Rum is well prepared for the job.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (RZ8pf)

146 Oh, it's a start.  The change came first, now there's hope that it will continue.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (gH+Hj)

147 I suppose we have just discovered who PGiS's torch was handed to.

Lacey and I are picking up the slack!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:27 PM (gofDd)

148
Hey, the Yahoo group has hit 500+ members.  That's like 3 times as many people as msdnc has viewers.  Good work, people.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (RsjrV)

149 Well, don't forget Girl Thursday and her five guys...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)

150

Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.

See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:29 PM (RZ8pf)

151 ...Yeah, I was going to ask you, PGIS, when do you and Genghis actually spend time together if you're on this ONT so much? Do you see him during the day-time?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (ZLN2+)

152

Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.

See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.


ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:30 PM (hA5JK)

153 Hmm...Kratos was nice to me tonight, b/c he was a bit, um, sauced.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (zmiSr)

154

This is a good night regardless of the missing cherries on my sundae (thanks for the offer PGiS!).

Icky sticky.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:31 PM (lNw1b)

155

"Ok, so now who's going to lick clean off my boobs?"

Well, based on geographic proximity, if I start driving now, I've gotta have decent odds of getting there first....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (8MuSQ)

156
so I had to lick my own boob

Is it getting kind of warm in here?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (RsjrV)

157

Of course genghis is MIA tonight so I had to lick my own boob.

See, it's reflexive, I just can't help it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:29 PM (RZ8pf)

Those of us who paid attention to genghis' real name know there's a carpet licking joke in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:33 PM (YX6i/)

158 ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Mine aren't so big, which is why I need help.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:33 PM (gofDd)

159 I don't think one needs huge boobs to be able to self-lick. Just my opinion, fwiw.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (ZLN2+)

160 ahhhh but it takes skill to be able to lick your own boob. Well that and big boobs

Yeah, I can do that. Latter, not the former.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 07:34 PM (zmiSr)

161 Mine aren't so big, which is why I need help.

I used to need a little bit of help, but not anymore. The joys of boobs that are growing

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (hA5JK)

162 Well, based on geographic proximity, if I start driving now, I've gotta have decent odds of getting there first....

Watch out for the lakes on the freeway! Driving to Simi today was an adventure.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (gofDd)

163 Sassypants, we're still working out the whole timing issue. He's a creature of the night so there are challenges.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)

164 I don't need any help in the licking department but if someone could come over and take out my trash, that would be great! Thanks!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:36 PM (lNw1b)

165 ...well aren't you a creature of the night too? Since you're up til all hours here? By the way, congratulations. I'm sure a bunch of morons/ettes wished you that the other night. Now, of course, I would love to see what he looks like.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (ZLN2+)

166 LOL lacey

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (hA5JK)

167

"Watch out for the lakes on the freeway! Driving to Simi today was an adventure"

Yeah, lot of flooding in LA today.  I nearly had to swim for my lunch.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (8MuSQ)

168 The Boob Fairy is visiting often, Liz?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (gofDd)

169

Tonight gives me hope that Vegas will be less of a wake and more of a strategery session for the November '10 elections.    And a boozefest.  But mostly a boozefest, just not a completely maudlin one.  

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (RsjrV)

170

Yeah, but what does it do for the stank?
Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 11:02 PM (YX6i/)

 

Weird, even the stank is tender and sublime tonight.....

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (+p38F)

171

Thanks Sassypants. IÂ’m only a part time creature of the night, every other week I have my son and so I am forced to keep human hours.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)

172 Drew just posted a pic of Hannah Giles at the Scott Brown headquarters on Twitter

http://twitter.com/DrewMTips

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:39 PM (hA5JK)

173 Yeah, lot of flooding in LA today.

Costa Mesa is underwater. Well, parts of it. On the way to Disneyland yesterday we saw a big delivery truck on its side. On my way to Simi today a big pickup (looked like a Tundra) spun out and crushed it's right front end. I didn't see it happen, just the aftermath.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (gofDd)

174

Jim Webb has already called for a delay on a healthcare destruction vote.  The Democrat civil war has started.  Hallejulah.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (RsjrV)

175 Ace better get on top of that Vegas meet-up. How awesome would that have been if it were tonight? We'd so drunk, none of us would see straight, I'm betting. And much hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:40 PM (ZLN2+)

176 The Boob Fairy is visiting often, Liz?

She came early and it seems as if she isn't leaving. Which is fine by me until I elbow myself in the boob -- because every time I get used to them they get bigger again.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:41 PM (hA5JK)

177

Madcow is surrounded by the Berkley brigade. My God these progressive women are fugly.

I've lost my sloopy drunkenness and now I just want to vomit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (lNw1b)

178 Drew just posted a pic of Hannah Giles at the Scott Brown headquarters on Twitter The boys need to get another picture of Hannah....holding the pudding cup.....with a big smile and thumbs up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (9Lm5R)

179 177 Uh-oh.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:42 PM (ZLN2+)

180 Elizabeth, the worst part is when they get sensitive, not sure if that happens to everybody though or if my body was just an extra special cocktail of hormones when I was pregnant.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)

181 apparently you can get charged (didn't get charged but got a warning) with assault when you catch a fart and throw it at someone

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 07:43 PM (cBeTr)

182 Costa Mesa is underwater. Well, parts of it. On the way to Disneyland yesterday we saw a big delivery truck on its side.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 11:40 PM (gofDd)

Serious?  I had to get an escape hatch flown out of Costa Mesa same day goldstreak, yesterday morning.  Are you saying I'm kinda lucky it showed up?

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:43 PM (YX6i/)

183 181 Mine get that kind of sensitive once a month. Doesn't everyone (woman) experience that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (ZLN2+)

184 Grace -- the days before ubiquitous plastic surgery gave all the Hollywood stars the same freaking nose.

Posted by: rockhead at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (RykTt)

185 The AP is still running the "epic upset". Oh, & Laura Bush just made a congratulatory post on FB. Says it's time to take a stand for what's right.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (zmiSr)

186
Damn, Hannah Giles is freaking gorgeous.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:44 PM (RsjrV)

187 #174  DangStraight... The problem is Omana still does not believe it.  he needs a total beatdown, and complete loss of his followers. When Axlerod and Ayers give up, he may consider it. Dumb Ass.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (kmgIE)

188 PGiS,
I'm definitely having sensitivity. It's not too bad (yet) but I would imagine that it will get worse seeing as I'm only in week 7 right now but I can't really complain, so far things have been really easy.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (hA5JK)

189 Sassypants, mine don't get sensitive once a month, it was just while I was pregnant. (And of course the nursing part, but that's a whole nother can of worms)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:45 PM (RZ8pf)

190 Mine get that kind of sensitive once a month. Doesn't everyone (woman) experience that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (ZLN2+)

This is seriously going to put my man card creds on the line, but have you tried Femaprin? 

Oh, I must be drunk.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 07:47 PM (YX6i/)

191 191 I guess today, in particular, I was just so happy to get home and throw that bra off. They're very sensitive today.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:47 PM (ZLN2+)

192 Sassy,
Mine used to get a little sore every month.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:47 PM (hA5JK)

193 Never heard of Femaprin. Sorry.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:47 PM (ZLN2+)

194 Are you saying I'm kinda lucky it showed up?

Yup. I saw pictures yesterday of someone canoeing down their street. Disneyland closed early because of the rain. SoCal is always ill prepared when it comes to torrential rains. They happen so rarely.

Of course, with the rains means every pothole that was crappily filled becomes a pothole again.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:48 PM (gofDd)

195 Maybe they were just sensitive in anticipation of the dipping?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:48 PM (RZ8pf)

196 Alright, ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one experiencing this.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:48 PM (ZLN2+)

197 @193: maybe they need a good massage? Czech hands are noted for their supple dexterity and sensuous warmth coupled with softness...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 07:49 PM (QECjC)

198

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Oh yeah, I mispelled the title of the Alizee video, it's actually is "J'en ai Marre".

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 07:49 PM (+p38F)

199

WomenÂ’s bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:50 PM (RZ8pf)

200 197 No. It's just that time. Always happy to get rid of the bra once I get in the house, especially now.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:50 PM (ZLN2+)

201 I love my bra. It gives me fantastic cleavage. (I already posted a pic and it's on the July 4th thread. Go find it.)

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:50 PM (gofDd)

202 Good evening all
Wow, great news
I'm gonna grab a beer, I don't care if it's a weeknight

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 07:50 PM (Gk/wA)

203 CC shows up, out of the blue - once boobies are discussed. Lol!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (ZLN2+)

204 @197: more likely, it's that time of the month. As a married guy, been there, seen that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (QECjC)

205 Somehow, the words "I'll be dipped in lobster bait" come to mind... Anyone remember the source of that quote?

Posted by: MM at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (JyNpR)

206

Rum: yeah, I saw a couple of nice wrecks, too.  People in LA drive like idiots in any sort of precipitation

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (8MuSQ)

207 WomenÂ’s bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

LOL We deal with a lot of hell, but the multiples just make up for every single bit of it.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (hA5JK)

208 Saw the flooding in Socal on tv... then experienced what, for us, is considered mid-type flooding on the way home.  Instead of raining for 10 minutes, it's been raining since 1pm and hasn't stopped.  A bit scary.

I hope the flooding lets up in Socal.  That's not good.  Not good at all.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 07:51 PM (afWhQ)

209
Who will be the administration sacrifice for this Epic Fail, I wonder.  Axelturf?  The Little Ballerina?  The Election Czar?  Who cares, as long as one of those marxist cocksucks gets the boot.

Drink!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:53 PM (RsjrV)

210 People in LA drive like idiots in any sort of precipitation

It's like they forget how to drive as soon as a little bit of water falls from the sky. I'm amazed at how many people don't turn on their bloody headlights. I also hate when people rooster tail and white out my windshield when I'm on the freeway.

And really, when it's pouring rain and the wipers are going as fast as they can, is it a good idea to barrel by at 80 miles an hour?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:53 PM (gofDd)

211 @205: I've been wrapped up with the elections! But hey, a healthy pair adds joy to life!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 07:53 PM (QECjC)

212

I fucking hate bras. I'm really to the point where I'm considering going w/out one just to splurge every few years to get  a lift to pick em back up.

Bras are evil. Underwire is the work of Satan himself.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 07:55 PM (lNw1b)

213

Even weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. ItÂ’s really annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

214 Amen laceyunderalls, amen.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 07:56 PM (RZ8pf)

215 201

WomenÂ’s bodies are weird balls of hormones. But we can have multiple orgasms, so there is that.

 

One for each personality?  Seems a fair trade.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at January 19, 2010 07:57 PM (NOjWP)

216 oh, but unless you have driven on a Massachusetts highway in the snow, you haven't driven with the truly scariest drivers. Massholes are bad drivers on a sunny day, but add snow and all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 07:57 PM (hA5JK)

217

"Laura Bush just made a congratulatory post on FB. Says it's time to take a stand for what's right"

Better late than never, I guess.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:58 PM (8MuSQ)

218 I hope the flooding lets up in Socal.  That's not good.  Not good at all.

First comes fire, then comes floor, then comes mudslides! The worst storm is supposed to be on Thurs.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 07:58 PM (gofDd)

219 I'm with you, Lacey. Wish I could go without a bra, but well...I can't. I'm still going to swear by the VS lace push-up bra though. Nothing I've ever purchased is as flattering to my chest as that particular model.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 07:58 PM (ZLN2+)

220

"And really, when it's pouring rain and the wipers are going as fast as they can, is it a good idea to barrel by at 80 miles an hour?"

Where's Darwin when you need him.....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 07:59 PM (8MuSQ)

221 OK, so are Boobie Slings really gonna tonight's theme? The bra's only about 130 years old, but somehow became mandatory as non-slut wear. Shouldn't we support Free Ranging Boobs? Don't bras constrict blood flow, and possibly thereby contribute to breast cancer? Free the Boobs!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 07:59 PM (QECjC)

222

Even weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. ItÂ’s really annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

Uh, you do realize it's the 3million out-of-towners, right?  Give me 1988 and I'll me happy.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 08:00 PM (YX6i/)

223 Massholes are bad drivers on a sunny day, but add snow and all hell breaks loose.

My dad said every car in Boston has dents in it, no matter what kind of car it is.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:00 PM (gofDd)

224

Free the Boobs!!!

SUPPORT. Done and done.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 08:01 PM (lNw1b)

225 nights like this make DU awesome

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:01 PM (cBeTr)

226

Help me, IÂ’m getting the urge to buy shoes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:02 PM (RZ8pf)

227 221 VS lace push-up bra

That's a good one, though they no longer make it in my size. Lunaire is a good one.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 08:02 PM (zmiSr)

228

Glad I don't live in Malibu anymore - it is gonna be sliding, I'm sure

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 08:02 PM (8MuSQ)

229 My dad said every car in Boston has dents in it, no matter what kind of car it is.

Yep, I would say that's about right. And crazy me is going into Boston on Sunday. In my car. That has no dents (yet).

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (hA5JK)

230

Even weirder, people in Seattle freak out when they drive in the rain. And we drive in the rain all the bloody time here. ItÂ’s really annoying.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

 

Them punks are Kalifernian transplants.  Should see them after the snow....

Speaking of snow...I LOVE BOOBIES!!!

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (+p38F)

231
Shouldn't we support Free Ranging Boobs? Don't bras constrict blood flow, and possibly thereby contribute to breast cancer?

NO!  At least keep the under-cups, the ones that allow the blessed nipple to do as she pleases, but still offer support. 

Preferably in a nice sexxay black.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (RsjrV)

232 Ok, that annoying "refresh" problem is rearing its ugly head on this thread. Anyone else experiencing it?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (ZLN2+)

233

Awww, it's a "tough night" for Vicki Kennedy apparently. She's not taking it well that a Republican has taken her late murderer's husband's seat.

Hey Vicki, how do you like our ass??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 08:04 PM (lNw1b)

234 just got this email from a smart moderate friend, who works in healthcare and is strongly against obamacare (and also is a catholic pro-lifer). the subject line was "yes! yes! yes!"

"I never in my life thought that it would be possible to be so happy with the state of Massachusetts. pure euphoria. Simple joy nothing more than joy. Did you hear that? It is Ted Kennedy rolling in his grave!!!!!!"


Tonight is just the greatest night ever. But I'm still not comfortable telling her why i bought pudding today.

Posted by: Adrian at January 19, 2010 08:04 PM (HqFA1)

235 Whatever bra it is I bought dozens of at Vicky's last year works perfectly. I think it's a Body by VS. It's fabulous and keeps the girls in place. Also feels lighter than air.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:05 PM (gofDd)

236 PGiS is having hearing problems.. She thought that she heard shoes when it really was boobs.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 08:05 PM (kmgIE)

237 Multiple orgasms? I can do that too! ~ 3-4 within any given half-hour. Maybe ~9 per day tops. Of course, you ladies have us men all beat, but it's a matter of degree, not kind.

Posted by: Gregory at January 19, 2010 08:06 PM (cjwF0)

238 @234: I did, sassy. I'm using an iPod with Safari.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 08:06 PM (QECjC)

239 <object width="464" height="342" id="1660813" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid 27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="Gingers Do Have Souls Funny Videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTY2MDgxMw=="></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTY2MDgxMw==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="342"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://www.break.com/index/gingers-do-have-souls.html" target="_blank">Gingers Do Have Souls</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank">Funny Videos</a></font>

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 19, 2010 08:06 PM (dbzbU)

240 240 - I've got a Macbook laptop and it's annoying as hell.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:07 PM (ZLN2+)

241 @238: you mean someone offered her a boob shine?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 08:07 PM (QECjC)

242 Tonight is just the greatest night ever. But I'm still not comfortable telling her why i bought pudding today.

Posted by: Adrian at January 20, 2010 12:04 AM (HqFA1)

Uh, first rule of ball dipping club is you don't talk about ball dipping club.

Posted by: Editor at January 19, 2010 08:07 PM (YX6i/)

243 What's the refresh problem?

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 08:07 PM (afWhQ)

244 Hrm.  This isn't a bra thing, but it's a boob thing.

I'm afraid my boyfriend is not one of us.

He thinks Scott Brown is "just like" and "no better" than Levi Johnston--they both did pornography.

Nevermind that Cosmo is about makeup and dieting and is sold at the grocerystore, and Playgirl is for gay guys to wank to.  Nevermind that Levi showed his wang and Brown didn't.  Nevermind that Levi is an unemployable HS dropout and Brown was in law school at the time, then went on to big things.

Nevermind that Levi posed after he became a household name because of stuff he did with his clothes off, and that Brown posed thirty years before becoming a household name because of stuff he did with his clothes on.

What do you say to someone who just says, "no, they're exactly the same, and you're a hypocrite"?

I'm not, I've listed why, I can't make it any clearer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:08 PM (OkT2m)

245 Ok, that annoying "refresh" problem is rearing its ugly head on this thread. Anyone else experiencing it?

I have had a few refresh issues with the page only half loading. But after a few tries it goes back to normal. I'm on my laptop using firefox.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:08 PM (hA5JK)

246 Heather - completely different. How can your BF not see that?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:09 PM (ZLN2+)

247
I have had a few refresh issues with the page only half loading. But after a few tries it goes back to normal. I'm on my laptop using firefox.

I've had this problem about once a night/day, but it usually goes away with one refresh.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 08:09 PM (afWhQ)

248 Eliz - did they return the Compaq? Hooray!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:09 PM (ZLN2+)

249 Sorry...

http://bit.ly/8ukFCC

What is a Ginger?
http://bit.ly/10Y0s8

Posted by: frank rizzo at January 19, 2010 08:11 PM (dbzbU)

250 Heather,

Ask him if someone like Tyra Banks (or any other top model or actress) is the same as Paris Hilton. Compare his favorite actress who ever did a phote shoot in a magazine (which is pretty much every actress) to the dirty girls in Hustler. That's what I would do.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:11 PM (hA5JK)

251 It stops at comment #155 usually, and I have to reload twice after that. Not all the time. But it's annoying enough.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:11 PM (ZLN2+)

252 Heather, perhaps you should give your boy a friendly smack upside the head. He sounds like he needs it.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:11 PM (gofDd)

253

Fine, since it is boobs not shoes tonight IÂ’ve switched to looking for lingerie.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (RZ8pf)

254 Well, I wake up at 6 and it's past midnight, so goodnight guys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (QECjC)

255 "It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (cBeTr)

256 How can your BF not see that?

I don't know.  I mean, that's like saying a car magazine with bikinis draped on the hood is exactly the same as Gang Butt Bang 4.

I assume it's because he hates Palin--he mentioned that she mentioned being disappointed in Levi for doing pr0n. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (OkT2m)

257 Sassy,

Yes I FINALLY got my laptop back. It only took Compaq about a month to fix a simple hard drive. Next time I need a new machine, I'm going back to Dell. I loved my Dell.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:12 PM (hA5JK)

258 255 Sounds like that is a more appropriate purchase for your life right now anyway, PGIS.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:13 PM (ZLN2+)

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:13 PM (B5cM9)

260 "They better move Howard Dean back in if they want to win in future -- !!!"

whole lot of Howard Dean loving going on over there

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:13 PM (cBeTr)

261 umm, who said that, Bubble?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:14 PM (ZLN2+)

262

Well, shoes are always an appropriate purchase. IÂ’m still looking for the perfect pair of brown boots.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:14 PM (RZ8pf)

263 Sassy, the reload thing is because of the spammer onslaught. I've had a few hiccups tonight, but that's about it. It may be because there are so many threads and so many people on the blog tonight.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:15 PM (gofDd)

264 "Fuck the GOP, Ignorant Teabagging Fools, and the Independent Voters who stood up with that pathietic, porn star-wannabe bastard. Mrs. Coakley's campaign could've been stronger, but she ran it down to the drain. I'm pissed 'cause now the health care reform is now in jeopardy!"

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:15 PM (cBeTr)

265 I'm happy for you, Elizabeth! Sucks when computers - especially laptops stop working.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:15 PM (ZLN2+)

266 "Heather, good night and lay off the stupid pills..."

Shit.  I hope when he moves back to Connecticut he doesn't leave my cat all alone to starve to death in Milwaukee.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:15 PM (OkT2m)

267

Oh and I watched the Buffy “Hush” episode this morning. The gentlemen are creepy, I think it is their smiles. Or maybe their bony fingers. Or maybe the way they float around. Sadly, now I’m up to the stupid Adam and the initiative episodes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:15 PM (RZ8pf)

268 umm, who said that, Bubble?

Posted by: Sassypants at January 20, 2010 12:14 AM (ZLN2+)

Bunch of people on DU

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:16 PM (cBeTr)

269 Money:

10. In 2008, Independent voters voted for Obama to prove they were not the racist bigots the media and Democrats hypothesized they were. Ever since, Independents have been voting against Obama to prove they also are not socialists.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:16 PM (B5cM9)

270 OK, thanks, Rum. It doesn't happen to me every time. But enough that I commented on it. I should have taken into consideration all the people on the blog tonight.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:16 PM (ZLN2+)

271

I canÂ’t access the main page now, but as long as I stay on this thread IÂ’m not having problems.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:17 PM (RZ8pf)

272 This where the late crowd is? Lotta posts--

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5--pro photog who can shoot drunk at January 19, 2010 08:17 PM (Jj2Z9)

273 Sassy, the reload thing is because of the spammer onslaught. I've had a few hiccups tonight, but that's about it. It may be because there are so many threads and so many people on the blog tonight.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:15 AM (gofDd)

 

Also the occasional lurkers deciding to post.....not that I know about things like that...

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 08:17 PM (+p38F)

274 "The Democrats only have themselves to blame

Our party completely squandered their mandate for change. As a result, the base stayed home. The cons are mistaken if they interpret the Brown victory as an indicator of the country shifting to the right. If we followed through on the sweeping change promised in the previous election, progressives would dominate in 2010. Now the country sees the democrats as pandering to the banks, corporations & lobbyists......our credibility is lost amongst independents; however, I will say "swing voters" who voted for Brown are complete idiots (especially after witnessing the destructive conservative policies over the previous 8 years which nearly sank us into a 2nd great depression).

It would also be nice if President Obama was more like candidate Obama."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:18 PM (cBeTr)

275 Heather - has he ever been to a strip club? I bet if you compare strippers at an upscale club to a $10 crack whore that is something he would understand.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:18 PM (hA5JK)

276 "It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:18 PM (gofDd)

277 269 I agree. That's the creepiest episode.

Main pg is still Head Ewok talking about his predictions being right & Drew's pic of Hannah Giles.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 08:19 PM (zmiSr)

278 "Like W Bush was . . . ??? They'll revel in having another Nazi in office!!"

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:19 PM (cBeTr)

279 ...yeah, tonight I've seen names on here I've never seen before. Lots of people getting up the courage to give a shout out to us regulars in their euphoric state with the Brown win.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:19 PM (ZLN2+)

280 I bet if you compare strippers at an upscale club to a $10 crack whore that is something he would understand.

That is about the best metaphor, isn't it... thanks....

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:20 PM (OkT2m)

281
Whew, time to pass out and grab a few hours' sleep, maroons.  G'night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 08:21 PM (RsjrV)

282 destructive conservative policies over the previous 8 years which nearly sank us into a 2nd great depression

It amazes me they believe completely what the media machine tells them. I rememeber 8 years of hearing the economy sucks, it's because of the economy, etc., etc. We had 4% unemployment, which Germany would only dream of having, and yet the economy sucked.

Now we have nigh on 20% unemployment and the economy is great!

Amazing. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:22 PM (gofDd)

283

I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

 

I suppose bottom feeding beats "on-the-bottom-leaving"

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 08:22 PM (8MuSQ)

284 Good night, Dang! And good night, CC!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:23 PM (gofDd)

285 Goodnight CC and Dang.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:24 PM (ZLN2+)

286 < 830 > is still the comment of the night.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 08:24 PM (zmiSr)

287 We had 4% unemployment, which Germany would only dream of having, and yet the economy sucked.

Now we have nigh on 20% unemployment and the economy is great!

Amazing. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Americans are mostly innumerate.  There's only what, 3 out of 5 adults who understand what "percent" means?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:25 PM (OkT2m)

288 Speaking of centerfolds, ladies earlier requested a Brown 'shop. Now with pudding: http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnnyiboken/4288895121/ Scott Brown relaxes before dipping balls in MA Senate win.

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5--pro photog who can shoot drunk at January 19, 2010 08:25 PM (ig2PW)

289 Actually, it was pretty cold, and my junk smells like a Twix bar.

ROFLMAO

Comments like that is why I love ace.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:26 PM (gofDd)

290 Good night, dang and CC and everyone else! Don't know how I'll ever get to sleep, but I have to try.

Posted by: Adrian at January 19, 2010 08:26 PM (HqFA1)

291 288 I think it's simply funny to picture him doing it.

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:27 PM (ZLN2+)

292 "I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Translation:  Why do we let people vote when they're too stupid to vote for who I want them to!?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:27 PM (OkT2m)

293 How did male privates go from "jewels" (as in family jewels) to "junk"?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 19, 2010 08:28 PM (B5cM9)

294 #289  Heather  Percent is only a word to people 20 and under. They hear politicans say % and pull a number out of the air. they do not know that it is a math term, not a political term.

Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 08:28 PM (kmgIE)

295 Good evening all.  Finally found the ONT among the blizzard of threads here tonight.
Fraulein Radish, I am sorry to hear that your boyfriend is an idiot. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 08:29 PM (n6iqK)

296 ok, well all this euphoria has wiped me out. Must try to go to sleep. Great night! Fabulous night! Can't wait to read all the stories tomorrow. Sweet dreams everyone!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 19, 2010 08:30 PM (ZLN2+)

297 Tears on my FB. One drone lass I use as a media "control" group said "I can't believe people are so divided"

Posted by: Johnny I at January 19, 2010 08:31 PM (Jj2Z9)

298 "Will the DLC'rs will support progressive reform now, or is it their intent to destroy the party?

We must commit to a public option, expansion of Medicare or single payer, or it's all over.

Not to mention a cut off of war funding and repealing futures and banking deregulation and tax cuts for wealth-addicts, etc..."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:32 PM (cBeTr)

299 An old classmate just said that he holds all the <blah blah blah> conservatives in the highest contempt for being excited about a possible filibuster after all the complaints about the same in '05.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 08:35 PM (zmiSr)

300 300 That is rich! I can barely manage a dip!

Posted by: Johnny I at January 19, 2010 08:35 PM (ig2PW)

301 Fraulein Radish, I am sorry to hear that your boyfriend is an idiot.

I'm hoping he's still just pissed about Saturday.  Big Ravens/Ed Reed fan.  But equating Cosmo and Playgirl...that just lacks critical thinking skills.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:36 PM (OkT2m)

302 I like wealth addicts, would love to be one

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:38 PM (cBeTr)

303 Good night, Sassy!

I like wealth addicts, would love to be one

A friend of mine asked me why I always favored tax cuts that help rich people. I told him because 1) it helps the little people and 2) I want to be one of the rich one day. He thinks I'm naive and Californians aren't taxed enough. I can't wait until escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:42 PM (gofDd)

304 A friend of mine asked me why I always favored tax cuts that help rich people. I told him because 1) it helps the little people and 2) I want to be one of the rich one day. He thinks I'm naive and Californians aren't taxed enough. I can't wait until escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 12:42 AM (gofDd)

but I thought trickle down economics don't work?

Though sadly the Dems still have never learned of trickle up poverty

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:44 PM (cBeTr)

305 but I thought trickle down economics don't work

Sadly, he actually believes that's true, no matter how many examples to the opposite I give him. Ya can't fix stupid.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)

306 Ya can't fix stupid.

But you can smack the hell out of it for your own amusement

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:48 PM (hA5JK)

307 also, tonight Faux News was awesome. All the libs they had on were about to bust down in tears

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:48 PM (cBeTr)

308 but I thought trickle down economics don't work

Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:49 PM (OkT2m)

309 Everyone must be on the other threads because this one slowed considerably.

I'm glad you got your comp fixed finally, Liz. I missed seeing you on the ONT!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:49 PM (gofDd)

310 Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job. That bears repeating.

Posted by: zombie Adam Smith at January 19, 2010 08:52 PM (SwkdU)

311 Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:49 AM (OkT2m)

they scoff at that. They seem to think that poor people start up businesses

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:52 PM (cBeTr)

312 I've got a question. I know some of you moronettes use Zappos. How long does it take for them to credit your credit card when you send them a return?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:52 PM (gofDd)

313 I missed being here rum! His computer just isn't the same. The keyboard is awkward and it's on the desk (instead of on a keyboard shelf) so for a laplop typer like me that is just way to high to be comfortable. The only thing that sucks is that being pregnant makes me tired early.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 08:53 PM (hA5JK)

314 that being said, if anyone wants to invest in my restraunt idea, I always take money

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 08:55 PM (cBeTr)

315

 My oh my. Senator Scot Brown, (R) Ma. Has a nice ring to it.

 I think I scared Hell out of the dogs and my wife, dancing and hooting and dippin'. Yee Haw!

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 08:55 PM (1kwr2)

316 They seem to think that poor people start up businesses

Ask 'em a) if they know any and b) how long they were in business.  And how many people they hired.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 08:56 PM (OkT2m)

317

Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job.

For that matter, exactly which President or Senator has EVER given ANYone a job, aside from the very few staff jobs they have?

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 08:56 PM (ZpBEv)

318 For that matter, exactly which President or Senator has EVER given ANYone a job, aside from the very few staff jobs they have?

Especially a president who's cabinet has never served in the private sector.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 08:57 PM (gofDd)

319 Especially a president who's cabinet has never served in the private sector.


Ozero never has either, and he surrounded himself with people who have the same blind spot.  Not smart staffing at all.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 09:00 PM (n6iqK)

320 I've got a question. I know some of you moronettes use Zappos. How long does it take for them to credit your credit card when you send them a return? Don't know specifically, but mrs fluffy raves about zappos. Something about them planting stuff in her brain, I think.

Posted by: fluffy wears snowshoes at January 19, 2010 09:01 PM (SwkdU)

321 I can't wait until escrow closes on his condo and he pays his first property tax.

That's the thing with all the taxes nowadays - most are hidden from plain sight.  Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck and instead you get this "refund" which looks like "free money from Uncle Sam".  Property taxes are automatically taken care of in an escrow account and mostly appear to be just another part of your mortgage payment.  Gasoline taxes, beer taxes, cigarette taxes are never explicitly posted, they are just hidden into the cost of the item.  About the only taxes people are explicitly made aware of are sales taxes, and then it's only some small % relative to all the other taxes they (unknowingly) pay.

I really believe that the best thing Republicans can do when they regain power is to pass a law mandating that all taxes be explicitly delineated on any price or bill of any good or service.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 09:02 PM (Gk/wA)

322

@310: "Ask your friend if a poor man has ever given him a job."

Poor men do better than that, they put me in a management position!  I just have to give them a paycheck.  Let's see some fat cat top that - they only offer me peon positions.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 09:05 PM (8MuSQ)

323 I really believe that the best thing Republicans can do when they regain power is to pass a law mandating that all taxes be explicitly delineated on any price or bill of any good or service.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2010 01:02 AM (Gk/wA)

they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:05 PM (cBeTr)

324 Property taxes are automatically taken care of in an escrow account and mostly appear to be just another part of your mortgage payment.

They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

Don't know specifically, but mrs fluffy raves about zappos.

Their shipping time is unparalleled, but I returned an item and it hasn't been credited yet. It's been a week since they got it. It seems kind of slow, but maybe I'm just impatient.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:06 PM (gofDd)

325 they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Why not?  People will see what percentage of the price goes to government and start setting things on fire?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 09:07 PM (OkT2m)

326 They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

In a lot of places you pay your property taxes at the same time as you pay your mortgage, and your mortgage company sets aside the property taxes portion in an escrow account and then pays the bill when the taxes come due.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 09:09 PM (Gk/wA)

327 Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck

Whatever happened to sitcoms that kinda addressed this? For example, I remember an episode of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Hillary got a job and she was so excited to make her first paycheck. She ripped it open and discovered she didn't make all of it because X amount was taken out in taxes. She was angry about it, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:09 PM (gofDd)

328 they do that and then the Democrats can't tax your gas purchases

Oh no, they will - remember the parable of the scorpion.  Why do Democrats raise taxes?  Because they're Democrats.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 09:11 PM (Gk/wA)

329 In a lot of places you pay your property taxes at the same time as you pay your mortgage, and your mortgage company sets aside the property taxes portion in an escrow account and then pays the bill when the taxes come due.

Oh. Not in Cali, as far as I know. Plenty of people get sticker shock when they get their first prop tax bill. Or they did when the market was skyrocketing. My dad rants about his prop tax once a year.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:11 PM (gofDd)

330

That's the thing with all the taxes nowadays - most are hidden from plain sight.  Income taxes are automatically deduced from your paycheck and instead you get this "refund" which looks like "free money from Uncle Sam".

My favorite anecdote on this topic.  Several years ago, I was working in a less-than-happy environment, with a business owner who was notorious for being 'cheap.'  One individual insisted that the owner 'screwed' him on his taxes and the witholding.

I asked him how could that be, there are accountants, and all this MUST add up, else there was problems to face such as prison.  He replied 'I don't know how, but I know they are!'

When I pressed for how he knew it was true, his response was that he got 'back' $600 last year, but was only getting 'back' $450 this year.  Therefore, was getting 'screwed.'

Of course this was the same guy a year or two later that gave me a hard time when I tried to listen to Rush during an election year about that 'boring Government shit!' on the radio.

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 09:12 PM (ZpBEv)

331 They are? I thought they're billed annually. In CA it's an annual bill, not monthly. It doesn't come with the mortgage.

Most mortgage companies insist on you paying 1/12 of your property taxes in your mortgage payment every month. Same with homeowners insurance in some areas - especially for firt time home buyers. I believe it started because the mortgage companies were sick of having houses repossessed by cities for unpaid taxes, because the mortgage companies would lose money when someone lost their home to the city for unpaid taxes.

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 09:12 PM (hA5JK)

332 why the fuck would a girl stick a vacuum type thing on her snatch in a porno? Thats not really sexy

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:13 PM (cBeTr)

333  Well, fifty nine of the Senators and the President and his cabinet have all spent careers making it harder and harder to have jobs, that ought to count for something, Hatchet Five.

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 09:14 PM (1kwr2)

334 Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 09:15 PM (zmiSr)

335 Well I'm exhausted, so I am going to go climb into my big empty bed. I really hate when the man is on the road

Good night everyone!

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 09:17 PM (hA5JK)

336 Good night, Liz! Say hi to Mortis for me when he comes home.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:18 PM (gofDd)

337 336 Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win?

Umm, a slightly used carton of pudding?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2010 09:18 PM (Gk/wA)

338 good night rum! I will

Posted by: Elizabeth is pregnant! at January 19, 2010 09:19 PM (hA5JK)

339 Those of us who correctly predicted the election results, what do we win? A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot or A baby's arm, holding an apple.

Posted by: Fee Waybil at January 19, 2010 09:21 PM (SwkdU)

340

@331: "Not in Cali, as far as I know. Plenty of people get sticker shock when they get their first prop tax bill."

Yeah, it comes in two installments, one every six months.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 09:22 PM (8MuSQ)

341  Good night, Liz. Hope the inner Moron or Moronette doesn't practice calastetics all night.

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 09:24 PM (1kwr2)

342 Hmm now the refresh thing is becoming more problematic. Who can poke Pixy to plug a hole in the dam blocking the Chinese spammers?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:27 PM (gofDd)

343 I'm hoping he's still just pissed about Saturday.  Big Ravens/Ed Reed fan.  But equating Cosmo and Playgirl...that just lacks critical thinking skills.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2010 12:36 AM (OkT2m)

 

Why are you still with the dude?  Better have something else goin' on, eh?

Posted by: Sean the Maggot at January 19, 2010 09:30 PM (+p38F)

344 Want to play a game of Lucky Hit?

Posted by: Ryo Hazuki at January 19, 2010 09:30 PM (cBeTr)

345

You all need to talk more about boobies and stuff... I 've got a full beer, and just fired a smoke, telling myself 'ok, ONE more before I hit the bed..'

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 09:33 PM (ZpBEv)

346

What a great fuckin' night! Day!! Week! Hell..Month!!!

Just got home. Lot a catching up to do..want to read your snark. I have been looking forward to it all day. I am going to dip my Balls in it. And the night is young! Bottle of wine just opened. Elated we got some of  Massachusetts back from the Libtards. Your state next. Here's to:

OUR freedom.

OUR constitution.

Transparency. God Bless America!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 09:34 PM (Dxfei)

347

*raising beer to sickinmass*

God Bless Us All!

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 09:36 PM (ZpBEv)

348 Hi, SiM! Great job today! ::cheers::

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:38 PM (gofDd)

349 I don't know where everyone went. I found a picture of me in a bikini, but sadly it's from a film camera so it's not on a computer anywhere.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:38 PM (gofDd)

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:40 PM (cBeTr)

351 Umm, Rum, I think there are many ways to transmorphifigfy that film to digital.....

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 09:41 PM (ZpBEv)

352 I found a picture of me in a bikini, but sadly it's from a film camera so it's not on a computer anywhere. Let me help you, young lady.

Posted by: Scanners 'R' Us at January 19, 2010 09:42 PM (SwkdU)

353

 I found a picture of me in a bikini,

Ok, ONE more, then it's bed time!

Posted by: JamesLee at January 19, 2010 09:43 PM (ZpBEv)

354 LOL, I don't think we have a scanner. Sorry, morons.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:44 PM (gofDd)

355 Kudos for all your hard work, SiM!

You'll also find that there are a billion threads to read!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 09:45 PM (zmiSr)

356  Raising half cup of lukewarm coffee to sickinmass! Well, sorry, I don't drink.

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 09:48 PM (1kwr2)

357 LOL, I don't think we have a scanner. Sorry, morons. you need to work on faking your sincerity better

Posted by: moron that knows when he has been teased at January 19, 2010 09:49 PM (SwkdU)

358 Arrrg.  So what really pisses me off is this talk about the seat being "Kennedy's seat."  It's not a family seat, it belongs to the people of the state.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 09:50 PM (afWhQ)

359 Arrrg. So what really pisses me off is this talk about the seat being "Kennedy's seat." It's not a family seat, it belongs to the people of the state. I should have used that for a campaign slogan

Posted by: Scott f'in Brown at January 19, 2010 09:52 PM (SwkdU)

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:53 PM (cBeTr)

361 I think what I like best about the whole Brown win is that Ted Kennedy, "Lion of the Senate," was replaced by a dirty, greedy, capitalism loving Republican!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 09:55 PM (gofDd)

362

 

For M80, soulpile, peter, Rum and JamesLee,

 

Obots run here and there.
They start internet fires and yell, "UNFAIR!"
 
Through their sour faux outrage,
They hope to turn Obama's current page.
 
To Obama they drop and sing, "HAIL!"
While the rest of us know..
 
Obama is an EPIC FAIL!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 09:55 PM (Dxfei)

363 Martha, go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Wash your hands before you bring it here, because I want a foot rub.

Posted by: Mr Coakley at January 19, 2010 09:57 PM (SwkdU)

364 I think what I like best about the whole Brown win is that Ted Kennedy, "Lion of the Senate," was replaced by a dirty, greedy, capitalism loving Republican!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 20, 2010 01:55 AM (gofDd)


as that one guy said on DU:

"It absolutely sickens me....to see this solid blue state have some sleazeball, degenerate, scumbag filth republican as their "representative". I'm even more sickened and disgusted to see Ted's seat, that he held for decades on end go to this piece of garbage, cookie cutter, bottom feeding, dirtbag republican."

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:57 PM (cBeTr)

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 09:58 PM (cBeTr)

366 364 Woohoo!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 10:00 PM (zmiSr)

367 364

 That was fun.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:01 PM (afWhQ)

368 Great poem, SiM. You definitely have a talent.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:07 PM (gofDd)

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:10 PM (gofDd)

370 Please confirm for me - separation of church and state is NOT law, correct?  Just no state religion, yes?

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:12 PM (afWhQ)

371 Just because Thomas Jefferson wrote a letter, this does not mean that his words became law.
grr.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:15 PM (afWhQ)

372 I think it's defined under the Establishment Clause. It's been abused for sure, though.

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:17 PM (gofDd)

373

 

I want to THANK all of you Morons for your KIND wishes, donations of time and funds to the Scott Brown for U.S. Senate campaign and I'd also like to point out that this historic win may also destroy the chances of amnesty for illegal aliens passing in 2010.

The Brown victory not only breaks the Democratic 60 vote hold on the U.S. Senate needed for cloture votes, but it sends a clear message that voters prefer pro-enforcement candidates instead of pro-amnesty candidates. I will be working hard to defeat the Amnesty legislation filed in Congress and to repeat the Brown-Coakley scenario in hundreds of races this November. Don't hesitate to ask for my help with donations, a letter to your critters on your behalf..whatever, to rid your districts of Marsha's.

Illegal immigration became a top issue in the Massachusetts Senate campaign, with Scott Brown issuing a statement that he opposed amnesty and taxpayer benefits for illegal immigrants and favored tougher enforcement measures. Brown had a background opposing illegal alien amnesty measures as a state Senator here in Massachusetts.

SiM

PS: Your the best Internet friends!! Evah!!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 10:18 PM (Dxfei)

374

Separation of church and state ain't in the Constitution.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 10:19 PM (dQdrY)

375 372 The 1st Amendment states freedom of & freedom from.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

Freedom of=your right to worship
Freedom from=no state or national church (e.g., UK)

Jefferson's letter was just his opinion.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 10:20 PM (zmiSr)

376

 Now if only people would realise that the greedy ones are those in government or those who manage to put their companies on the government teat.

 I had a little part time business some years back, I had to compete with others on price and quality. That's why, eventually I closed it, the money just didn't fit the expenditure of time and labor. Ever seen a government have to compete? Go see your insurance agent, then go to the DMV. Where will you get quicker, more ploite service?

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 10:20 PM (1kwr2)

377

Dancing boobies!..Posted by: wherestherum

Ok. You got me. I looked. I Lolz. Bravo.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 10:21 PM (Dxfei)

378 371 You found them!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 10:21 PM (zmiSr)

379 SiM, we'll need your help to get Ma'am Boxer out of the Senate this year. God knows the CA GOP isn't going to do squat to get her out.

Did everyone pass out from too much ball dipping and excitement?

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:21 PM (gofDd)

380 Hmm.. It seems that basically, "separation of church and state" is not in the constitution but has been applied towards the establishment clause by courts.  Thus confusion.  And rampant abuse.
Just reading some twitter feeds and someone used the whole Jefferson defense, which I feel is bogus for the most part.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:23 PM (afWhQ)

381 ONT!

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 10:23 PM (cMo6P)

382

Ok. You got me. I looked. I Lolz. Bravo.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 20, 2010 02:21 AM (Dxfei)



Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:24 PM (gofDd)

383

 

I am gonna go thread hopping. Laterz.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 10:24 PM (Dxfei)

384 ooh... Brown did use the words "the people's seat."  during the campaign.
Great minds think alike, I suppose.  It's just so obvious.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:26 PM (afWhQ)

385 I'm out, morons. I might lurk for a bit, but I'm calling it a night. Good night and revel in sweet, sweet victory!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 10:26 PM (gofDd)

386 Night rum!  Keep the revelry goin'.

With that, I'm out too... the lateness of the hour requires a recharge of the batteries in preparation for the workday.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:27 PM (afWhQ)

387 I'm here just in time to say, GOODNIGHT,WTR!

Posted by: Z Ryan at January 19, 2010 10:29 PM (cMo6P)

388 382 Thomas Jefferson was an amazing man & Founding Father, but I wish people wouldn't act like he was the only one. 55 total. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 10:30 PM (zmiSr)

389 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:30 AM (zmiSr)

Amen.  It's annoying, especially since they pick and choose just one little quote to which they cling.  Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Posted by: soulpile at January 19, 2010 10:37 PM (afWhQ)

390 So, what's going on? I was just jerk...ed out of sound sleep.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM (8MuSQ)

391

 

Rum.. I'll send you a couple of pics from today.

Check in 5.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 19, 2010 10:44 PM (Dxfei)

392 391 Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Huh? Or you mean they infer that?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 10:45 PM (zmiSr)

393 Benjamin Franklin was the best one.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 10:45 PM (dQdrY)

394 hmm 3.5 gigs of music in 3 hours

Posted by: fartbubble at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM (cBeTr)

395

"Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient."

Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists.  Fuck the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 10:53 PM (8MuSQ)

396

Well, I posted the other day that I wasn't sure Brown would win, especially if it was a close race. I also posted that I hoped and wanted to be wrong.

I've never been so glad to have been wrong in my life...

Cheers, morons!!!

Posted by: HH at January 19, 2010 10:54 PM (GkYyh)

397 Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists Who wore wigs, I might add. Depraved lot they were.

Posted by: HH at January 19, 2010 11:08 PM (GkYyh)

398 399 Besides, they were just a bunch of slave-owning hypocrite misogynist cracker-ass cracker Xtianists who wore wigs & approved of past "tea-baggings".

*Boston Tea Party

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 11:15 PM (zmiSr)

399 I accidentally dipped my balls in formaldehyde but then they got a nice tingly going so it was alright.

Posted by: MRI at January 19, 2010 11:19 PM (cPFyh)

400

Besides wigs, they also wore stockings. Maybe we should name them the "Founding Mothers'.

And they held tea parties. I mean really, what more can you say?

Posted by: HH at January 19, 2010 11:28 PM (GkYyh)

401 Ace was en fuego today!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 11:39 PM (zmiSr)

402  Hmm, think I'll have a cup of tea, come to think of it. In honor of all the Mass folks of Irish descent, I'll have it stron with a little milk and sugar. Seein' as how my Momma married a Brooklyn Irishman after my old man died, why not?

Posted by: Peter at January 19, 2010 11:42 PM (1kwr2)

403

Probably damn near melted the keyboard. Something tells me he may not post again in more than a few hours.

Just a guess of course...

heh.

Posted by: HH at January 19, 2010 11:44 PM (GkYyh)

404 If he's making time with Hannah, I'm taking up blogging.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 12:06 AM (dQdrY)

405

....making time with Hannah.

"Hi there, my name's Ace".

H ."Ummm, nice to meet you. Got a last name?"

"Of Spades. Here, let me give my card."

Pulls out a deck of Bicycles, promptly spills them on the floor. Fumbles for a minute.

"Wait, I got it".

Looks around.

"Damn, where'd she go?"

 

Posted by: HH at January 20, 2010 12:29 AM (GkYyh)

406

What could be more romantic than a moonlight hobo slaying?

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 20, 2010 12:33 AM (dQdrY)

407 How about rolling Coakley's campaign staff for crack money?

Posted by: crack hobo at January 20, 2010 01:32 AM (SwkdU)

408 Thank you Sim and loppyd for all your hard work. You were an inspiration. I am so fired up I'm going to volunteer for a good conservative candidate here in TX. Luckily we have some good choices. I think I'll find one that is trying to unseat a democrat!

Posted by: Butzi at January 20, 2010 03:35 AM (qLV03)

409 Well, I got big ovaries...does that count?

Posted by: SFC MAC at January 20, 2010 04:23 AM (/9h7Q)

410

Alizee -- she's like a European Selena. (Which is good, by the way. Very good.)

If you like French singers, there's also Kareen Antonn. And the woman in Nouvelle Vague.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 20, 2010 05:54 AM (Vl5GH)

411 394 391 Let's just throw out all the founding fathers because they're so inconvenient.

Huh? Or you mean they infer that?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 20, 2010 02:45 AM (zmiSr)

The inference part. I was halfway out the door before posting that.

Posted by: soulpile at January 20, 2010 06:50 AM (afWhQ)

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