April 09, 2010
— Maetenloch Yeah it's early but what the hell. It's been a long week and I figure the East coasters are already buzzed.
The Great American Pizza, Guns, And Strip Club Map
Based on user-added bookmarks in Google Maps. So which of these dominates your area?
And much as I love pizza and guns, I'm thinking that the US needs some more strip clubs to balance things out. Plus based on my experiences Houston is dominated by strip clubs and boot stores. At least that's all I've ever seen when passing through. And why does Hawaii hate pizza so much? Too much pineapple and not enough spam?
Effectively denying any heritage from his mother. Since he's now going off his own perception over reality, I don't feel bad about declaring myself to be of the 'American' race.
13 Year Old Yemeni Child Bride F*cked To Death
Ilham Mahdi al Assi, 13, died last Friday in a hospital in Yemen after suffering a rupture in her sex organs and hemorrhaging. It was just five days after her honeymoon. Her marriage was part of a 'swap marriage' where her brother also married her husband's sister.
Cheaters, Cheatees, and the Other Women
Remember - always punch cheat up - never down.
So Who is the Progressive Lady?
Her name is Stephanie Courtney and she's a well known member of the improv group, the Groundlings, and has appeared in several sitcoms including the short-lived Geico "Caveman" series. I know I'm not alone in thinking Flo is kinda hawt and would probably make an awesome girlfriend.
Independence Day 2 & 3 Coming Next Year
And Will Smith is supposed to be in both. I'm guessing that in this one ET will be running some anti-virus software and will still get his ass kicked. And is it too much to ask for the White House to get blown up again.
The 10 Most Expensive Whiskeys in the World
With the cheapest coming in at $4700. Well actually that's just the membership fee to be allowed to buy it.
Color Photographs From Nazi Germany
It's stupid but somehow color makes it all seem more real. And can you spot the photo that doesn't belong?
The Yahoo clique. Are you worthy?
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Cheaters, Cheatees, and the Other Women
Remember - always punch cheat up - never down.
Jan was the best cheatee girlfriend I ever had!
Posted by: Michael G. Scott at April 09, 2010 04:46 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 04:49 PM (Mmw0q)
They had ABBA, BS (Barbara Streisand)? Noooooo!!!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 04:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 04:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 04:53 PM (1xJJS)
Err, Maet. Not the best title there. A little respect for the death and all...
Nazis in living color
Found it. And I understand why you linked it as well.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 04:53 PM (o8Qz0)
The week is, indeed, sucking. And for me it isn't over.
Those photographs really bring home the madness of the place. Like some town in Central Texas, but evil. How'd they go so wrong...
Posted by: Zimriel at April 09, 2010 04:53 PM (94eYr)
Kratos, today I turned to my girl and flat out asked her, "Are you going to steal my soul?"
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 04:53 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)
--I recall neother of those, but Supertramp and Fleetwood mac were well represented. (The 8-tracks were my stepdad's, not my mom's.)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 04:54 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 04:55 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:52 PM (c0A3e)
??
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 04:56 PM (f5vi+)
13 Year Old Yemeni Child Bride...
I didn' t even know that was possible.
Are the "women" in the burkas really women?
Mohammad's wife was nine statement is supposed to support their view?
Posted by: dagny at April 09, 2010 04:56 PM (tIxqv)
Posted by: mrfixit at April 09, 2010 04:58 PM (Bsm1s)
Kratos, today I turned to my girl and flat out asked her, "Are you going to steal my soul?"
LOL! You're learning.
/Did you get in trouble yesterday for falling asleep early?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 04:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tdpwells at April 09, 2010 04:59 PM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 04:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)
The only tape missing is a lime green Jethro Tull Aqualung.
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 05:01 PM (qx1as)
Yeah it's early but what the hell. It's been a long week and I figure the East coasters are already buzzed.
How can you tell?
Oh yea, the Ohio valley looks like its drowning in pizza, pussy and bullets. Damn, and I thought the South had the monopoly on that.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:01 PM (t72+4)
Just for the unawares, Progressive's Chairman, Peter Lewis:
"During the 2004 election cycle, Lewis was the second leading donor to the non-party organizations known as "527s" [...] Lewis donated nearly $23 million to such organizations in 2004, including $16 million to the Joint Victory Campaign, $2.9 million to America Coming Together, and $2.5 million to Move On.Org."
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 05:01 PM (o8Qz0)
And I gotta commiserate with you guys - I just lost my wallet and am in the process of cancelling cards and crap.
/Wish I was the God of Memory instead of the God of War.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:02 PM (c0A3e)
I'm pretty sure there is a Charles 'Icarus' Johnson's Greatest Hits somewhere in that 8-track collection
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 09, 2010 05:04 PM (P9FdQ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 09, 2010 05:04 PM (qD/SQ)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:04 PM (0fq7b)
Just for the unawares, Progressive's Chairman, Peter Lewis:
"During the 2004 election cycle, Lewis was the second leading donor to the non-party organizations known as "527s" [...] Lewis donated nearly $23 million to such organizations in 2004, including $16 million to the Joint Victory Campaign, $2.9 million to America Coming Together, and $2.5 million to Move On.Org."
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 09:01 PM (o8Qz0)
--Glad I never pid a cent to them. I'll just admore Flo.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:05 PM (Mmw0q)
Now, strip clubs - those are a commodity, like bread or milk, in Hawaii - hardly note-worthy.
Posted by: Druid at April 09, 2010 05:06 PM (Oe01r)
My friends. My favorite collection of virtual people. Thank God it is Friday. I am in my yoga pants and my purple tank top (no bra) and I'm about ready to kick back and start drinking heavily. So, this may be my only coherent post of the evening.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 05:06 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Purple Avenger
There's clearly demand, so be an entrepreneur and start one.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:07 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:07 PM (c0A3e)
Wow. I don't see that at all. I think she's kinda strange looking. Alas, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 09, 2010 05:07 PM (554T5)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:07 PM (1xJJS)
Sounds like we all had shitty weeks. Misery loves company, eh?
*cheers*
**raises glass**
***clink***
I know Jane and PGiS are with me on that!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 05:08 PM (lxCFF)
Effectively denying any heritage from his mother.
Dreams of My Father? Freud would have a field day with this guy.
Posted by: Druid at April 09, 2010 05:08 PM (Oe01r)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:08 PM (0fq7b)
My friends. My favorite collection of virtual people. Thank God it is Friday. I am in my yoga pants and my purple tank top (no bra) and I'm about ready to kick back and start drinking heavily. So, this may be my only coherent post of the evening.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Ramming Speed !
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:09 PM (t72+4)
My friends. My favorite collection of virtual people. Thank God it is Friday. I am in my yoga pants and my purple tank top (no bra) and I'm about ready to kick back and start drinking heavily. So, this may be my only coherent post of the evening.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
Did you actually do yoga or are you just wearing your yoga gear? I don't think it's good for your muscles to work them, and then drink...
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:09 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: JohnW at April 09, 2010 05:09 PM (6uwQ1)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:09 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 09:06 PM (w9bVp)
--That's the girlfriend "nesting"
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:10 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:11 PM (cMo6P)
And less than two weeks before my Cali trip too.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:11 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:12 PM (Mmw0q)
Forgive me for only having a Diet Pepsi, so here goes.
*clink*.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:09 PM (c0A3e)
So ancient war mongering deities drink Diet Pepsi and lose their wallets? That may be a god-card violation, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:13 PM (cMo6P)
What the fuck is Anne Murray doing in that collection?
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 09:06 PM (w9bVp)
It's definitely a his/hers collection. Barbra Streisand, Rod Stewart and Heart are among the collection.
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 05:13 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 05:13 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Anyhow, we're laughing and talking at dinner, and telling each other how much we have in common. She left the table for a moment, and D'oh leans over and whispers, "You need to know she's a huge Obamabot". Gag.
We've exchanged e-mails and phone numbers, but I just don't know if I need another libtard in my life. (Plus, her husband is the dullest dullard who ever dulled.)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:14 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 05:14 PM (UhXch)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 09:12 PM (Mmw0q)
Yeah and I thought Quebec was mostly strip clubs, casinos, and poutine restaurants.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 05:14 PM (f5vi+)
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (bXI1B)
I'm down with the message, I'm just having a problem with the treble.
Posted by: NortonPete at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (fVuwW)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (0fq7b)
Ya asking me Z Ryan? Cause I'm going girlie drink all the way tonight, green apple "martinis."
There isn't anyone here to do tequila shots off my stomach so there's not fun to be had in them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (o6p2r)
I think I just lost it.
/I'm such a dumbass. Thanks for the concern.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Hi all, call them PGIS. I did that with my citi bank card and even those assholes took the charge off.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (fwSHf)
Kratos, I feel your pain. I left a movie theater once and my wallet plopped out of my jacket when I picked it up (I think) and I discovered it was missing just a couple minutes later, only to discover it was gone from the theater, everywhere --so the fucker sitting next to me had to have taken it.
Back then I only had one card, which I had to cancel, plus a few dollars and a FSU card which would have been useless to the thief --but replacing that ID and my driver's license was a bitch. Just another reason I go pretty much cashless.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: meleager at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (qlT0P)
(Here's a funny part: she's a tall, attractive black woman, and she's looking around the room to introduce me to her husband. I'm looking around for an equally attractive tall, black man. Lo and behold, her husband is a short, pasty, geeky white guy. Heh.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:14 PM (UOM4
You know what they say, everything tastes better on a cracka.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (t72+4)
Their culture is valid and beautiful and should be respected! So a little girl got f'd to death. You're a hater!!11!!!!!
Posted by: Typical Liberal at April 09, 2010 05:16 PM (OKZrE)
72 Give her a chance.
Obviously you liked her before knowing that. We all have libtard friends that we love in life--just don't talk politics. And if you find you can't not talk politics (nice double negative), kick her ass to the curb.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 05:17 PM (lxCFF)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 05:17 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:17 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:18 PM (RZ8pf)
It is NOT bigotted to want justice for children who were raped so that other children will not be in the future.
I am on the side of GOOD here, a side certain groups often forget about it. You, by opposing me, are on the side of EVIL.
As is the group in question, or at least its leader.
He should follow the example of Jesus and what he had to say about millstones.
On that score, I agree eye-to-eye with Jesus.
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 09:15 PM (0fq7b)
I will remind you, Christoph, that Open Thread Special Rule #4 is still in effect. I will not warn you again.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 05:18 PM (f5vi+)
Unless you are from Spain, in which case you get to have a race for political reasons (gotta keep that Hispanic voting bloc happy).
Fume. Seethe. Snarl.
For people who claim they're not racist, liberals sure spend a lot of time thinking about race.
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at April 09, 2010 05:18 PM (DTfZY)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 05:18 PM (rurh0)
http://tinyurl.com/y2czhra You Tube:
Obama's Feel Good Nuclear Policy is "Straight" from the Sixties
If it doesn't make you smile you get your money back.
Posted by: Granny Jan at April 09, 2010 05:18 PM (vcUA2)
Posted by: The Osprey at April 09, 2010 05:19 PM (E9qZN)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 09:15 PM (0fq7b)
I'm not opposing you, you intolerant religious bigot. I don't care what you have to say. Your method of delivery is pathetic and useless regardless of the subject matter. I'm sure you've just been absolutely disappointed that there wasn't another thread for you to today stick your anti-religion bashing in until the ONT. No one wants to read the shit you say whether they agree with you or not.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 05:20 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:20 PM (cMo6P)
Maet?
*standing on tippy toes....searching....searching*
Maet?
Didn't you address this unnecessary shit last night?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 05:20 PM (lxCFF)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 05:20 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:21 PM (JrRME)
Looks like the week has been rough on us all. Blazer, are you on my side of the Earth? I'm 4 miles north of Tri-county.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:18 PM (rurh0)
No, I'm in Richmond Virginia. However my dad is from Ohio and I spent a lot of time there as a kid going to family reunions and visiting relatives and the sort. Shadyside, Ohio to be exact.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:21 PM (t72+4)
It's amazing how many people don't know the history of Republicans, Democrats and Civil Rights. Works for me.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:21 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
PGiS, is there a way to auto-pay? I set my VISA (on which >90% of my credit card payment $$ go) to auto-deduct the minimum payment from bank account. That way I avoid late charges, but also allow for flexibility in the rare event I have to pay less than the balance. Sometimes my check gets to them late and it auto-deducts before it posts, but that just means a smaller balance next month.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:22 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Evil Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 05:22 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:22 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:23 PM (0fq7b)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:14 PM (UOM4
Be sports friends. Only meet them at the ballpark or whatever. Sporting events tend to deflate libs and bring them down to a more human level.
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 05:23 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 05:23 PM (JL3qV)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:14 PM (UOM4
All liberals must be socially shunned. Life is too short to waste time on those bastards.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 05:23 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Z idiot standing next to Gary Oldman at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Classical Liberal Evil Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (w9bVp)
http://visboo.com/img/01042010/18488.jpg
Is it a NAZI beauty contest or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (bgcml)
Christoph, could you please call 1-800-Jesus, press 1 and then press 2 and register your complaint there.
Thank you.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (fwSHf)
Mætenloch
Normally I'm pro-life but I'm making an exception with this guy. Please get rid of him
He has gone over the top
Posted by: dagny at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (tIxqv)
([Hey man]Is that Freedom Rock, Dude? Well turn it up!...)
Posted by: WarthogFor those who didn't get the yoke.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 05:24 PM (o8Qz0)
Ok, so what is going on in this picture?
http://tinyurl.com/y3y4tkt
Is it a NAZI beauty contest or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:25 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 05:25 PM (oVQFe)
I'm surrounded by lib in-laws, and my last remaining family member is an avowed Socialist, no less. So I guess I'm not real enthused about adding more anxiety to my life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:25 PM (UOM48)
Flo was the kind-of-fugly secretary in "Mad Men"
Remember:
"Don't write anything down. They record everything we do here. Haven't you heard of Joseph McCarthy?"
Posted by: TexasJew at April 09, 2010 05:25 PM (P9FdQ)
, fire, fire away. Fire everything!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:22 PM (c0A3e)
Christ Kratos, you're doing it wrong. An ancient god such as yourself would have said something cool like:
MAETENLOCH , SUMMON THE HYDRA !!!!
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:25 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (S1Ttj)
Jane, don;t sweat it. I'm surrounded by people sympathetic to 0bama, cluelessly so.
After a certain point, there's a diminishing return on asshattery and you can just roll with it.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (a9UO0)
that is disturbing on multiple levels
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (JL3qV)
I hadn't heard of Shadyside. Turns out its a good 100 miles up river from my neck of the woods. I have passed through Wheeling a few times though. Nice country.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 09, 2010 09:25 PM (P9FdQ)
I meant "Stephanie". Still, she's sold her soul to the Marxists, poor girl.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 09, 2010 05:26 PM (P9FdQ)
No biggie.
But then again... you might put her some knowledge...
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:27 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:27 PM (JrRME)
"Don't write anything down. They record everything we do here. Haven't you heard of Joseph McCarthy?"
Posted by: TexasJew at April 09, 2010 09:25 PM (P9FdQ)
Isn't he the guy that came up with
flag@whitehouse.gov
?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:28 PM (bgcml)
Luckily I only had to cancel 2 bank cards. The drivers license and some other stuff is going to be a PITA.
/Good advice about going cashless.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Classical Liberal Evil Asscheeks of Saturn at April 09, 2010 05:29 PM (w9bVp)
You took away my God-card, remember. And Miss80sbaby took my magic, the Blades of Athena, and most of my life in the River Styx.
But you got the right idea!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:29 PM (c0A3e)
And if politics is brought up by either of them, well, it's off.
Should I wear my Tea Party Committee t-shirt? Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:30 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:30 PM (1xJJS)
It's amazing how many people don't know the history of Republicans, Democrats and Civil Rights. Works for me.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 09:21 PM (cMo6P)
That is a very good point. I have some acquaintances that are liberals. Even the most intelligent, most knowledgeable of them know about nothing about history.
I would presume though that if you do meet a liberal that knows something about history you do not want to associate with them. The vast majority of liberals don't really understand what the policies they push for mean in the end and are willfully ignorant...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:30 PM (bgcml)
When each of us had the misfortune to meet our first lefty scumbag, we realized that lefties fit into a general description, loser dimwitted idiots who stink, except for some of the more attractive loose women who, if you could stand the series of penicillin shots, one could put up with for a few minutes. We probably supposed that these characteristics were only manifested in shithead liberals from this country.
We were wrong: http://tinyurl.com/yafh57x
Arutz Sheva
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 09, 2010 05:31 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:28 PM (c0A3e)
--Also makes it easier to brush off entreaties by the homeless.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:31 PM (Mmw0q)
Wow, self-serving much? It's been a while since I've seen someone so adept at auto-fellatio.
Dude, it's been explained to you in a variety of ways. You have a problem with religion and you consistently feel the need to post your problems about it here.
No one cares. In fact, we've asked you to not be such a spastic neurotic. We get it. You don't like Christianity. Here's the 2nd part: we've asked you to stop pissing on the rug and yet, there you are whizzing away.
You can attempt to wrap yourself in Greek wool, but you're being a dick.
Us: "Hey, dude, stop it!"
You: "No, man, I'm being righteous in opposing your Xtian fantasies!"
Us: "No, you're being a dick."
Christoph, what ever issues you have with your dad is your problem. Frankly, no one here has the time, patience, or interest to help you out there.
So take a fcuking hint already.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 05:32 PM (o8Qz0)
The N-boys and girls 'celebrated' a lot of weird stuff. There's a good book about it: "Sex and Society in Nazi Germany".
Proof that nothing about Nazis was 'conservative' or 'right wing'
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:32 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Zimriel at April 09, 2010 05:32 PM (94eYr)
Posted by: Christoph at April 09, 2010 09:23 PM (0fq7b)
Why cant you just loosen your fuckin' collar, pour yourself a tall cold one and dispense with the bullshit for once? I mean jeez, this is the ONT, not a venue for serious discussion, put the chicken down and pull up a chair. I for one dont want to see you get banned because you're my favorite punching bag Canadian on here.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:32 PM (t72+4)
I've heard Fridays are 'wear purple to support Obama' days.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:33 PM (bgcml)
I had a lot of those tapes and I saw a lot of those bands in concert.
I think. It was a long time ago and I was loaded.
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 05:33 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:28 PM (c0A3e)
The way Obama is printing money in a year or two you will need a wheelbarrow not a wallet to carry your cash around.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 05:34 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 05:34 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Theresa D at April 09, 2010 05:35 PM (iGCmo)
Opposites, and all that, I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:35 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 05:35 PM (rurh0)
Several comments above mirror yours. Not that I disagree with them.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:36 PM (c0A3e)
I've heard Fridays are 'wear purple to support Obama' days.
Awww, come on that's just mean, please don't take away my favorite color just because some douchebags co-opted it. Or is this your way of getting me to take off my shirt?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:36 PM (RZ8pf)
I will do that. Thanks for the advice.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 05:37 PM (S1Ttj)
Evenin' brothers and sisters.
The picture of the eight tracks is a little scary. I probably have about 75% of those albums in vinyl.
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 09, 2010 05:37 PM (4YN/C)
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 05:37 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 09, 2010 05:37 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:38 PM (1xJJS)
The way Obama is printing money in a year or two you will need a wheelbarrow not a wallet to carry your cash around.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 09:34 PM (fwSHf)
The flaw in the logic here is the idea that your wages will increase along with the inflation.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 05:38 PM (4nbyM)
NOOOO!! I will use the Head of Helios, (the one thing I didn't lose), if I must. I swear!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 09, 2010 05:39 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:39 PM (UOM48)
I hadn't heard of Shadyside. Turns out its a good 100 miles up river from my neck of the woods. I have passed through Wheeling a few times though. Nice country.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:26 PM (rurh0)
Yea, Shadyside is in the Bellaire area. Wheeling, Wv however is probably the biggest city in the locale.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:39 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Call Me Daddy at April 09, 2010 05:39 PM (34YDQ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:40 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 09:32 PM (JrRME)
Indeed. Liberal Fascism should be required reading in schools.
I find it fascinating that in my public school experience the education generally covers the founding to the start of the progressive era in some depth, and then at best did nothing but convey liberal talking points about the next 100 years of history.
Where did Fascism come from politically?
What actually happened in Russia after the Kerensky government came to power?
Why did Hitler and the NAZIs rise from being a joke like the LaRouches to governing Germany?
How did Hitler end up being in a position to dominate Europe in 1940 given the relative power disparity in 1932?
Why was America in Vietnam, who, specifically, were the key individuals, and what happened after we left throughout Southeast Asia?
Why did the Soviet Union eclipse the US in influence in the 70s and yet fall apart in 1991?
Etc. It is criminal that are schools can't produce citizens with the ability to answer the above questions with any kind of actual knowledge...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:40 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:35 PM (rurh0)
In the six years they were in power before the war started, the Nazis reduced the unemployment rate from 40 % to zero. Of course, they did it by rigging the economy to prepare for war: They spent money that they would re-pay by conquering neighboring countries. Without a war, the economy would have crashed in a few years
Obama seems to have rigged the US economy to crash without.......something. What bothers me is that I don't know what that Something is
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:41 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Call Me Daddy at April 09, 2010 09:39 PM (34YDQ)
If only 600s Arabia had investigative journalists like Andi Sullivan...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:41 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:41 PM (1xJJS)
Just getting caught up on posts, with In A Gada da Vida playing in the backgroud (long version, or course), my 3rd drink in the foreground, no bra on, knowing I wasn't the only one with a shitty week.
Fuck the purple, though. Reminds me of the Huskies.
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 09, 2010 05:42 PM (MzTRc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:14 PM (UOM4
If she doesn't know that you know about her political leanings, then invite your new "best friend" to go with you to next week's tea party.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 05:42 PM (2g2ex)
Okay, Mrs. D'oh. I'll join you (can't do any more about my thing tonight anyway).
I only got Diet Pepsi, which is sacrilege according to Blazer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:42 PM (c0A3e)
Obama seems to have rigged the US
economy to crash without.......something. What bothers me is that I
don't know what that Something is
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 09:41 PM (JrRME)
Don't worry, we've got it covered - green jobs and unicorns.
Posted by: Obama's Economic Czar at April 09, 2010 05:42 PM (bgcml)
Okay, I'm gonna shut my trap about "meeee!" and have fun. What are ya'll drinking?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:40 PM (UOM4
Yuengling and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:42 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:43 PM (UOM48)
Well right now IÂ’m violating Grey Goose vodka. But I donÂ’t think it minds.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:40 PM (UOM4
Budweiser, but our outstanding state government is going to raise taxes on beer to pay for the union goons so tomorrow I am going to the home brew store. Soon I will be drinking robtr beer.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 05:43 PM (fwSHf)
I had a lot of those tapes and I saw a lot of those bands in concert.
I saw Foghat and Ted Nugent at a place called the "Fox" in Atlanta. Saw Van Halen play in the bar across the street from it. And the Stones a couple miles down the street from them the Braves ballpark.
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 05:44 PM (UhXch)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 05:44 PM (cMo6P)
Awww, come on that's just mean, please don't take away my favorite color just because some douchebags co-opted it. Or is this your way of getting me to take off my shirt?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:36 PM (RZ8pf)
Uh, maybe it was just this Friday...yeah.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:44 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (SOCMg)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (UOM48)
I still remember my poli sci intro professor drawing a line with a hammer & sickle on the left edge and a swastika on the right edge of this supposed "theory line".
Dude had a Ph.D. from the U. of Pittsburgh and was intelligent, but a Creature of Dogma
The line needs to be a sideways 'Y' with the two branches on the left: Communism and fascism. At the other edge is libertarianism
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (JrRME)
I only got Diet Pepsi, which is sacrilege according to Blazer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:42 PM (c0A3e)
Now if you're using that Diet Pepsi as a chaser for the blood of the Consort of Hades, well then, thats a different story.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 05:45 PM (9Lm5R)
Ooooo cool what made my font look like that?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:46 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Rev.Al at April 09, 2010 05:46 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:35 PM (UOM4
He was concentrating on his inner monologue. "Why did I marry up with this liberal bitch? Oh why oh why oh why did I do it? Was I on crack? Did someone drug me? How did I get tricked into this? What's the easist way to die? Gun shot? Poison?"
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 05:46 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:40 PM (UOM4
--Lamb's rum and coke
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (Mmw0q)
If you wanted to know what a nuclear armed Iran would mean to the world, who would you ask? Barry? Some MSM hack?
Why not ask a couple of Arab journalists?
Barry Rubin via Solomonia
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (UOM48)
Oh heck IÂ’m already seeing things. And IÂ’m only 1 drink in. Giving up booze for Lent completely lowered my tolerance for alchohol
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Tea Party circa 1938 who knew.. A socialist government that was so far left that not only did they wanted to rule on how one lived and if they could live but by what means they would died based on their religion. They wanted the smallest limited national government that killed 8 million people. ya that works must be a tea party rally.
Posted by: tjexcite at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (OK8/E)
so tomorrow I am going to the home brew store. Soon I will be drinking robtr beer.
You will love it.
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:43 PM (UOM4
"It's a shame to waste a crisis........."
( especially if you created it in the first place, or made a recession into a total disaster )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (JrRME)
Not her blood. She ran off leaving her poor Hades to be brutalized at my hands.
/The blood of the Olympians is very satisfying though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 05:47 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 05:48 PM (fwSHf)
If politics come up with her, see if she can discuss it rationally. See if she can listen to an opposing viewpoint and accept constructive criticism. Sincerely listen to what she has to say. I've known a few libs who can actually hold an intelligent conversation without losing their shit when politely challenged. Hell, you just might plant the seeds of conversion.
If she can't do all of the above, or she loses her shit instead of saying "let's just not discuss it", put her on ignore.
Chances are though, steevy has it right at 164.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 05:48 PM (U37Ux)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 05:48 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:42 PM (c0A3e)
--Well, considering you have had most of your funds lifted today I'd say that's excusable to say the least.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:48 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:43 PM (UOM4
Sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog, and sometimes a moron is just a moron.
I tend to think that Obama has drunk too deeply of the koolaide and really believes his own hype. Capitalism is evil, corporatism is a good "compromise", etc...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:48 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 05:50 PM (rurh0)
It's not listed on her IMDB page, but I think it's her under all that ugly.
Posted by: Pupster at April 09, 2010 05:50 PM (Fwqtm)
Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at April 09, 2010 05:50 PM (Wj9q+)
Most Vegas strip clubs suck. Don't EVER go to the Penthouse club. OG is still the way to go after all these years.
Well, ermmm...that's what I heard.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 05:51 PM (U37Ux)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:43 PM (UOM4
--Go to American Thinker and look up "Cloward-Piven"
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 05:51 PM (Mmw0q)
I tend to think that Obama has
drunk too deeply of the koolaide and really believes his own hype.
Capitalism is evil, corporatism is a good "compromise", etc...
I'm of the same thought.
(RE: Jonestown: the drink was Flavor-Aid /pedant)
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 05:51 PM (o8Qz0)
I tend to think that Obama has drunk too deeply of the koolaide and really believes his own hype. Capitalism is evil, corporatism is a good "compromise", etc...
Why would he not believe it. He won.
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 05:52 PM (gLSaO)
I got Chinese take out and now I'm hungry again. Of course.
I may order a pizza.
Don't judge me, damn it, I skipped lunch!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 05:53 PM (lxCFF)
18-1, in the British system, they did pretty well at explaining Nazism and (Russian) Communism. So I got that much out of it.
They did not explain Vietnam well, at all. In fact the whole of the history after 1945 which they taught was no better than Idiocracy's time masheen: hooray for the Un which Un-nazied the word forever.
In my opinion, being British is no excuse for not understanding Vietnam. Just like being American is no excuse for not understanding 19th century Afghanistan.
In the pre-WW2 period the Brits also didn't explain Spain, nor even Italy properly.
Posted by: Zimriel at April 09, 2010 05:53 PM (rtzHA)
Sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog, and sometimes a moron is just a moron.
I tend
to think that Obama has drunk too deeply of the koolaide and really
believes his own hype. Capitalism is evil, corporatism is a good
"compromise", etc...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 09:48 PM (bgcml)
sometimes a hard-core leftist with a lot of 'anger issues' / 'daddy issues' is capable of fundamentally damaging a vulnerable economy in recession. I don't want to reap what he sows...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:54 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 05:54 PM (UhXch)
Gin and Squirt
I got something so disgusting to say about that that I will refrain from saying it in deference to the ladies. Your welcome.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 05:54 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:55 PM (UOM48)
Laceyunderalls, I just ate a loaf of fresh warm French bread with spinach dip. I will not judge you at all.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 05:55 PM (RZ8pf)
My first and only two 8-tracks were I received as a present in 1977. The Star Wars soundtrack and a KISS album. I was 7. Didn't even like KISS. Still don't know why I got that. Must've been my dad who got that for me. This was the same guy who got my mom a stuffed cobra and mongoose posed in an entangled fighting position for an anniversary present.
She was NOT pleased.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 05:55 PM (U37Ux)
but we'll have awesome smoked Boston butt for the week. Yum.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 09:51 PM (UOM4
I've smoked a few butts in Boston myself. Yummy !
Posted by: Barney frank at April 09, 2010 05:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Rev.Al at April 09, 2010 05:56 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 09, 2010 05:57 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: tjexcite at April 09, 2010 09:47 PM (OK8/E)
In looking at the history of Germany, it is interesting to look at how they went down that road.
Essentially, they started with euthanasia. And the NAZIs had their first real political fight with what we would today call the religious right. It was something of a mixed victory for the NAZIs - they almost had an insurrection over their policies, but they did manage to murder thousands of people in the name of progress.
Interestingly, it was the claims of the rising costs of health care that was the public argument the NAZIs put forward.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 05:57 PM (bgcml)
"Gin and Squirt
I got something so disgusting to say about that that I will refrain from saying it in deference to the ladies. Your welcome."
That was the first place I went too.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 05:58 PM (U37Ux)
Christoph - The modern day martyr extraordinaire - oh how we have been blessed by his presence. Now get the fuck out of here.
Posted by: conscious, but tired of the religious BS from Christoph at April 09, 2010 05:58 PM (YVZlY)
Mmm, mmm, mmmm Mike Pence! He's on Hannity.
He doesn't do *it* for me. Well he does sort of....to my mind.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 05:58 PM (lxCFF)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 05:58 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Rev.Al at April 09, 2010 09:56 PM (1xJJS)
That's the "John Le Carre" ( David Cornwell ) view he explains in "The Honorable Schoolboy". Le Carre / Cornwell is a total leftoid Brit, so....
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 05:59 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 05:59 PM (UOM48)
IIRC the extrovert/intovert ratio is about 3:1. Maybe he's more introverted than most. As a social experiment, find out from his wife what his hobbies/interests are and then at the next gathering ask him specifically about those. His reaction will tell the story on his dullardness.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 05:59 PM (2g2ex)
She was NOT pleased.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 09:55 PM (U37Ux)
Hey, isn't it supposed to be the thought that counts?
Posted by: conscious, but tired of the religious BS from Christoph at April 09, 2010 06:00 PM (YVZlY)
damnit blazer and your fast fingers
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 09:58 PM (gg4j2)
ncj,...... Spirit Fingers, Baby, Spirit Fingers !!
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:00 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:00 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:00 PM (JL3qV)
2 drubks and I think IÂ’m drunk. Dammit.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ScottBern at April 09, 2010 06:01 PM (JF/H+)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 06:01 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:01 PM (1xJJS)
2 drubks and I think IÂ’m drunk. Dammit.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Just 2? Absinthe?
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 06:02 PM (4nbyM)
his balls are probably in his wife's purse
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:02 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at April 09, 2010 09:55 PM (BiCQw)
--You got that right, mate!
Posted by: T - pud at April 09, 2010 06:02 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 06:02 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 06:02 PM (S1Ttj)
ScottBern, I've had the same problem. Network issues I suppose.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:03 PM (lxCFF)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 06:03 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at April 09, 2010 09:55 PM (BiCQw)
You know, I've actually started to see the left go slightly wobbly on Hitler.
The Bush-Churchill comparisons got to them I think, and they have reacted the way they always do...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 06:03 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:03 PM (JL3qV)
2 drubks and I think IÂ’m drunk. Dammit.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Now would be a good time to get out the camera and take some pics to update your Facebook and whatever else we can talk you into taking before the night is over.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:04 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:04 PM (LD+ZJ)
hey, you know, editor should be on the ground at the airport about now
i wonder what he brought me
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 06:04 PM (gg4j2)
I'm also wondering if any "anarchists" will show up at our tea party this week. The irony is amusing. (re the posts we had in Ace's Norah thread below.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:04 PM (lxCFF)
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 06:05 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: ScottBern at April 09, 2010 06:05 PM (JF/H+)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:05 PM (lxCFF)
Laceyunderalls, you here? Same "prize" apply as last night, or has it given up and left us?
Posted by: Theresa D at April 09, 2010 06:05 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:06 PM (JL3qV)
hey, you know, editor should be on the ground at the airport about now
i wonder what he brought me
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (gg4j2)
A gimp mask.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:06 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 09, 2010 06:06 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:07 PM (LD+ZJ)
You know, I've actually started to see the left go slightly wobbly on Hitler.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 10:03 PM (bgcml)
Shouldn't be much of a surprise, really. They basically believe many of the same things, with the possible exception being their attitudes toward our little brown brothers. The Liberals merely exploit non-whites, and condescend to them. The Nazis actually would actually take the next step and kill them outright. Though, now that I think of it, the Left has engineered a system that enslaves blacks and shortens their life spans, so I suppose they're further along toward Naziism than one might think.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 06:07 PM (4nbyM)
You'll know if they're there. They'll be wearing the black masks and look like they're in freshman year in college.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:07 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:07 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 09, 2010 06:07 PM (C8qIl)
hey, you know, editor should be on the ground at the airport about now
i wonder what he brought me
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (gg4j2)
disease from the mainland? j/k
Posted by: conscious, but tired of the religious BS from Christoph at April 09, 2010 06:08 PM (YVZlY)
296 Hahahaha. I think that had an expiration date of last night.
But I think we're in the clear.
*phew...wipes brow...*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:08 PM (lxCFF)
I get a 3 pack of ultra thin pizza from Costco every other week and its the best. Crispy, light and a diabetic's dream.
Tommy, I was looking for that exact pizza last week and couldn't find it.
Arrrrgh.
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 09, 2010 06:08 PM (MzTRc)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:09 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (UOM4
We collectively oppose your plans to cut back on coercive government action.
Posted by: Some Leftwing 'Anarchist' at April 09, 2010 06:09 PM (bgcml)
78 Is it possible to slowly introduce a voice modulator for Sarah Palin that would over a period of weeks deepen her voice?
I'm down with the message, I'm just having a problem with the treble.
Voice coaching lessons with Suzanne Pleshette?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 06:10 PM (2g2ex)
Gawd, I'm so in agreement with you. I like her message, but please. Her voice is making me nuts, because I really, really want to like and support her.
And she said "nu-cu-lar" more than once. The left jumps all over that shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:10 PM (UOM48)
313 i must be the only guy with all my credit cards at zero
try this, i must be the only guy with all my credit cards and the # my wife lets me use is zero
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 06:10 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 10:07 PM (4nbyM)
Hey we do god's work. Ok, maybe not your God, you teabagger.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at April 09, 2010 06:11 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ray's Sis at April 09, 2010 06:11 PM (34YDQ)
/yeah, I know that was uncalled for.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 10:07 PM (LD+ZJ)
Susan Estrich sounds and looks like a bridge troll. I don't think there's a moron here that would say "I'd hit it" when it comes to her.
Posted by: conscious, but tired of the religious BS from Christoph at April 09, 2010 06:11 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:12 PM (LD+ZJ)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 10:09 PM (JL3qV)
--Well, maybe. My main card is actually less than zero. That bank did what I described above: chrged the default minimum to my account, then accepted the check I mailed.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:12 PM (Mmw0q)
http://tinyurl.com/y3y4tkt
Is it a NAZI beauty contest or something?
I dunno, but i kinda feel sorry for the chick on the far right. she's kind of a chub and the look on her face says she knows it and is worried that the master race might send her to the ovens unless she loses a few.
Posted by: koopy at April 09, 2010 06:12 PM (ctR4U)
ItÂ’s a Visa. And my credit cards are at zero as well. I pay off the balance every month, but I had a busy week and forgot to call and pay yesterday.
So no, itÂ’s not all clothes and shoes, I use the Visa for other things. And then I get Nordstrom Notes to spend on clothes and shoes. For example, I used it for my new roof and then got to buy several sweet new pairs of shoes!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:13 PM (1xJJS)
new here?
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:13 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 06:13 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at April 09, 2010 06:13 PM (rQTdM)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 06:14 PM (cMo6P)
PGiS, I've had crazy months when I flat out forgot to pay my CC bill . . . only that was more than $39 to say the least!
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:14 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:14 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:15 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Charles Rangel at April 09, 2010 06:15 PM (34YDQ)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:16 PM (LD+ZJ)
btw...Progressive Girl gets the same treat as Obama when they are on tv, I mute the sound. She is as annoying as hearing a buzz saw on a Saturday morning.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 06:16 PM (pq986)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:17 PM (lxCFF)
yeah, also a good comment at 328 ==Galland was only a pilot during the war and not able to make policy. He was maybe their best fighter pilot, and guys like that can get away with speaking their mind without disappearing
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 06:17 PM (JrRME)
Christoph.
How many times are you going to keep going back to the well?
Stop. Being. An asshole.
Seriously, get help with this compulsion you suffer from. Sticking your tiresome agenda in everyone's face.
Oh, and you're banned again. For being a tiresome asshole.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (fEoAc)
Speaking of less than zero . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 10:17 PM (Mmw0q)
ARRRRGHHH !!!!
You rage, you lose.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 10:15 PM (JL3qV)
--So you always have $600 in cash around when you want to book a flight?
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Strength Through Joy at April 09, 2010 06:18 PM (34YDQ)
Oh, and D'oh Boy got an effin' tat. Dammit. It's the eagle, globe and anchor, but still.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 06:19 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Wow, that's bad news when you Bing "Susan Estrich" and the first item on the drop down is "facelift."
Two words: melted candlewax
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 06:19 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 09, 2010 10:18 PM (Wh0W+)
DiT, thanks. You're alright....for a Cowboys fan.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:20 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 10:15
PM (JL3qV)
God Bless you, but you just don't understand economics.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2010 06:20 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:21 PM (LD+ZJ)
I am about to watch “Earthquake” the old disaster movie, not one of the newer ones. I love 70s disaster flicks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Did you know the television remote is not a computer mouse?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)
not followin' ya
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:22 PM (JL3qV)
We'll be sitting around the living room playing a game or whatever, and then one of them (it's always the same one, too) will drop a cinderblock into the conversation. For two weeks running it was how awful that Texas school board is for revising their textbook requirements. None of us live in Texas, nor are any of us in the grade-school textbook business, but apparently it's the most important issue gripping the nation.
What can one do with these people? They're perfectly nice people, often good conversationalists -- and then suddenly the chip implanted in their brains goes active and they start spouting the day's Party Line.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 06:22 PM (fEoAc)
Just watched Stargate: Fat Guys Don't Get No Puddin, "SG:FGDGNP."
They're wandering a bit with implausible plot twists. Tonight, the army guy surrendered his weapon to the civilians, even though he had already drawn down on them. Because it was just inhumane or something for one human to hold a weapon on another. But that same group of civilians were withholding food and water from the army guys. (That's not inhumane.) While the army guys never turned off life support.
It's implausible that people would turn on Corporal Gruff so easily. Everyone knows what a dick Dr. Smith is.
That's just a couple. I've noticed a few lately.
But! They were in space with guns, blasters, phasers and large breasted chix. So, it's okay.
I hope Eli stops acting like a wimpering puppy dog around Chloe.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 06:22 PM (yi1hs)
Verily, LOL.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 09, 2010 06:22 PM (o8Qz0)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 10:18 PM (Mmw0q)
homey don't fly
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:23 PM (JL3qV)
Is it SyFy quality?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:23 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 06:24 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 06:24 PM (pq986)
Sweet lorne greene is in it. ItÂ’s an all star disastrr cast!!!!!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Susan Estrich sounds and looks like a bridge troll. I don't think there's a moron here that would say "I'd hit it" when it comes to her.
Iydno. A man dyin in the desert caint be too picky about the "water" he finds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 06:24 PM (2g2ex)
I am about to watch “Earthquake” the old disaster movie, not one of the newer ones. I love 70s disaster flicks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Most of the '70's disaster and dystopia movies like Earthquake had Chuck Heston in them. You cant go wrong with those.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:25 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 10:22 PM (fEoAc)
I'd go with, yeah don't you just hate it when people question authority?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 06:25 PM (bgcml)
it could totally happen
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:25 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 09, 2010 10:18 PM (Wh0W+)
Yay, gone again and banned for exactly the same thing as last time. You'd think he would have gotten a clue.
And I'm so bored tonight that I'm sitting watching stuff on the war of 1812 on History.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 06:25 PM (oVQFe)
I am about to watch ?Earthquake? the old disaster movie, not one of the newer ones. I love 70s disaster flicks.
When you're done with that PGIS, try "Volcano"
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 06:25 PM (SOCMg)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:26 PM (1xJJS)
I tried to use the television remote to control the laptop. It didnÂ’t work.
Earthquake was made in the same time period as the original Poseidon Adventure, Towering Inferno, and the Airport movies. ItÂ’s got all the big stars in it.Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (JL3qV)
When you're done with that PGIS, try "Volcano"
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 10:25 PM (SOCMg)
--Was that the one where Anne Heche spent 2 hours bitching about every suggestion the male lead made to divert the lava?
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at April 09, 2010 10:23 PM (BiCQw)
Yeah libs aren't to good at comparing. I had one try to tell me that Joseph Stalin was a conservative. The same Joseph Stalin that murdered millions under the banner of Karl Marx.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (fwSHf)
And some of the libs I know are polite enough to leave the pre-recorded talking points out of social conversation, and I extend them the same courtesy. So why must some libs insist on bringing these things up? It's not in-group "proofing" -- they know my position on most things.
At times the "chip implanted in their head" theory seems uncomfortably plausible.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (fEoAc)
Sweet lorne greene is in it. ItÂ’s an all star disastrr cast!!!!!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:24 PM (RZ8pf)
If he jumps out of your t.v. in the middle of the movie and tries to sell you some ALPO, well then, you know its time to lighten up a little on the Grey Goose.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at April 09, 2010 10:23 PM (BiCQw)
Heh, the libs I know equate his experience to Jesus. Because as we all know, Jesus took a break from hedge fund management to half ass the whole religion thing, before ditching it to become the Roman governor.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 06:28 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Pelayo at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (C8qIl)
I'm beginning to get interested in the characters. And I saw in today's paper the Commandant of the Marine Corps (oops, Corpse) was recognizing an 88 year old man in South Carolina who survived the Battaan Death March.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (2g2ex)
last week I tried to unlock my front door with the thing on my keychain that unlocks my truck- just pointed it at the house and pressed the button
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Theresa D at April 09, 2010 06:29 PM (iGCmo)
Evangelical zeal, and Axelturd pays by the word.
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (gLSaO)
Heston was in one disaster movie where most of the population was dead (The Omega Man) and in another disaster movie where the Earth was overpopulated (Soylent Green). Throw in the Planet of the Apes movies as well..
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (c0A3e)
Also George Kennedy is in it.
Really Volcano was only interesting for the whole “tar pits” part. I liked Dante’s Peak better. Though that could’ve been because Pierce Brosnan was in it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Yeah libs aren't to good at comparing. I had one try to tell me that Joseph Stalin was a conservative. The same Joseph Stalin that murdered millions under the banner of Karl Marx.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 10:27 PM (fwSHf)
Uh, conservatives are the bad guys. So, uh, Stalin, and Hitler, and uh my dad, uh, are all conservatives.
I hate that guy. What's wrong with a little dube in the basement, uh, really.
Posted by: Some Liberal at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (bgcml)
387 PGiS, the serious drinker sips some water on the side
i call bullshit
the serious drinker just throws up to make room for more (or is that just a sailor thing......hmmm, i blame my sister)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 06:30 PM (fwSHf)
I'm not drunk enough to understand that.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 06:31 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:31 PM (1xJJS)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:32 PM (Mmw0q)
Susan Estrich = Marge Schott minus Schottzie I and Schottzie II. oh and probably the N-bombs
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 09, 2010 06:32 PM (lxCFF)
Was that the one where Anne Heche spent 2 hours bitching about every suggestion the male lead made to divert the lava?
indeed, with Tommy Jones
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 06:33 PM (SOCMg)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 06:33 PM (S1Ttj)
397 PGiS, I know what you mean
last week I tried to unlock my front door with the thing on my keychain that unlocks my truck- just pointed it at the house and pressed the button
now that was funny, i dont care what anyone says...... i think that i have been that drunk before.
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 06:34 PM (UhXch)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:34 PM (LD+ZJ)
There was a spoof of disaster movies made in 1976 called "The Big Bus" (ala "Airplane"). It's hilarious, and with an all-star cast..
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 10:33 PM (S1Ttj)
Hey, Speed 2 is an unprecedented disaster. Oh, and a movie too.
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at April 09, 2010 06:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Herr Blücher at April 09, 2010 06:34 PM (Fommm)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 10:34 PM (LD+ZJ)
Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: The NEA at April 09, 2010 06:35 PM (bgcml)
Heston was in one disaster movie where most of the population was dead (The Omega Man) and in another disaster movie where the Earth was overpopulated (Soylent Green). Throw in the Planet of the Apes movies as well..
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 10:30 PM (c0A3e)
The Omega Man
Skyjacked
Soylent Green
Airport '75
Earthquake
Grey Lady Down
Those were his '70's disaster movies. Disastrous at the box office doesnt count.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:35 PM (t72+4)
Same for me when I lived in CA, most of my friends were libs. With many we just agreed to disagree but there would be remarks out of the blue when we were at a party or out to dinner. What made me LOL was their statements along the lines of "You know me, I don't push my politics on people, but..."
Posted by: Theresa D at April 09, 2010 06:35 PM (iGCmo)
indeed, with Tommy Jones
Tommy Lee was my roommate at Harvard, you know, where Tipper and I were the inspiration for Love Story.
Posted by: Al Gore at April 09, 2010 06:36 PM (gLSaO)
now that was funny, i dont care what anyone says...... i think that i have been that drunk before.
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 10:34 PM (UhXch)
bad part is, I don't drink
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:37 PM (JL3qV)
Petty? Sure. But I really resent being propagandized in my own living room.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 06:37 PM (fEoAc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:38 PM (UOM48)
Was that the one where Anne Heche spent 2 hours bitching about every suggestion the male lead made to divert the lava?
indeed, with Tommy Jones
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 10:33 PM (SOCMg)
--Thanks for the refresher, and to PGiS for reminding me of Dante's Peak (which, if I recal, came out withing a few bbloody weeks of Volcano).
Seriously, that was all I recall: Jone suggesting some scheme to stop the lava and Heche screaming: "That won't work!!! The lave will just do X!" and doing nothing but bitch.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:38 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 06:39 PM (S1Ttj)
Fine I stopped at two. For now.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 06:39 PM (cMo6P)
There was a spoof of disaster movies made in 1976 called "The Big Bus" (ala "Airplane"). It's hilarious, and with an all-star cast..
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 10:33 PM (S1Ttj)
Which reminds me, anybody remember that movie of the week SuperTrain ?
Damn, I would love to see that now, I'll bet it hasnt aged well, since it was pretty much lol funny even when I saw it as a kid and they were going for serious, I think.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:39 PM (t72+4)
Petty? Sure. But I really resent being propagandized in my own living room.
Michelle Malkin gets those updates and writes about them frequently. I sure she just signed up for Organizing for America, or something. I signed up and got them, too, before the election. I unenrolled when blood spontaneously spewed from my eyes.
Posted by: Al Gore at April 09, 2010 06:40 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:41 PM (UOM48)
The resolution isn't high enough for me to find guns, pizza, or the freaking strip club. FAIL.
And they don't even bother with the Val-U-Rite vendors.
Posted by: Al at April 09, 2010 06:42 PM (p/4OB)
Palin needs to work on her pauses and phrasing. just my opinion.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 06:42 PM (pq986)
Folks that think "real communism hasn't been tried" don't know about Pol Pot.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 10:34 PM (LD+ZJ)
authoritarianism does not exist on the left, or at least it can’t be located because there are no records of such things. Mao? Castro? Lenin? Guevara? Chávaz? Pol Pot? Never heard of ‘em.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 06:43 PM (fwSHf)
OMFG!!! Victoria Principal sporting an afro. That right there has made this movie worth it.
My favorite part of 70s disaster flicks is trying to predict how each particular character is going to bite it.
Sweet and Hare Krishnas too! This is awesome.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 06:44 PM (9Lm5R)
Guam. The Capsizing
starring Tom Hanks as a racist Marine, Anne Heche as Hank's love interest, and Rosie O'Donnell as Anne's wacky gal pal, and the "tipping point" in the story.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 06:45 PM (Mmw0q)
Damn, even Walter Matthau was in earthquake as a character named "drunk". He must have been when he took that role.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 06:46 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 06:47 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 06:47 PM (UhXch)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 06:47 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Repo Man at April 09, 2010 06:48 PM (LD+ZJ)
OMFG!!! Victoria Principal sporting an afro. That right there has made this movie worth it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:44 PM (RZ8pf)
If you've ever seen the porn movie she was in, you'd know there was a time when she sported both one on her head and her crotch at the same time.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:48 PM (t72+4)
The giant intellects in television boardrooms worked it out as follows: Love Boat is a success, and it takes place on an ocean liner. Ocean liners are a form of transport. Trains are also a form of transport, so a show about a big train will also be a success. Then they all went off to snort coke off a hooker's ass.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 06:49 PM (fEoAc)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 06:49 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 06:49 PM (QZA9F)
Guam. The Capsizing
starring Tom Hanks as a racist Marine, Anne Heche as Hank's love interest, and Rosie O'Donnell as Anne's wacky gal pal, and the "tipping point" in the story.
and Gene Hackman as the foaming-at-the-mouth Navy Captain (hey, he does it good)
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 06:50 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 10:42 PM (pq986)
yeah, I've said that before here: Sarah needs to speak in prose. She jumps from one idea to another like poetry, but you can only do that in very small doses in a political speech.
It's just too difficult for most people to follow, and it doesn't sound right--and is too easy for the Usual Suspects to lampoon
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 09, 2010 06:51 PM (JrRME)
btw...Progressive Girl gets the same treat as Obama when they are on tv, I mute the sound. She is as annoying as hearing a buzz saw on a Saturday morning.
!!! 11ty !!!
Posted by: Can't Take Much More at April 09, 2010 06:52 PM (LKkE8)
Have to think of a name for the place.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 10:49 PM (QZA9F)
Hand Tossed
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 06:52 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 06:52 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2010 06:52 PM (1xJJS)
Have to think of a name for the place.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 10:49 PM (QZA9F)
Some of them have unique ways to pick up tips off a table I hear. Never seen it myself of course.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 06:53 PM (fwSHf)
The giant intellects in television boardrooms worked it out as follows: Love Boat is a success, and it takes place on an ocean liner. Ocean liners are a form of transport. Trains are also a form of transport, so a show about a big train will also be a success. Then they all went off to snort coke off a hooker's ass.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 09, 2010 10:49 PM (fEoAc)
Hold on, I'm sure I saw a comedy skit like that somewhere only it involved '70's vs. '80's videogames.
If you have the link, please provide it for great justice 'cause that was some funny shit.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 06:54 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2010 06:54 PM (kY0DM)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 06:54 PM (yi1hs)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 06:54 PM (rurh0)
Can you dig it?
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 06:56 PM (gLSaO)
356 Welcome to the club sister -- they all get tats now (or at least most of them); it's like a tribal thing (or that's the way my two eldest tried to rationalize it to me; kinda cute that they thought they needed to defend it to Mommy...goofy, but cute).
As for the liking of husky frauleins -- I think it has something to do with boobs. Huscular chicks usually have full bosoms; I seemed to have gotten mixed up with more than a fair share of Kraut men...they've all had a thing for boobs.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 06:56 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 10:47 PM (UhXch)
For sure and I'm sticking with Mick. Poulter and Westwood are on fire but tomorrow is moving day and the course is gonna speed up due to the weather. Those limeys aren't used to fast and dry.
Posted by: ErikW at April 09, 2010 06:56 PM (qx1as)
Posted by: Biden's translator at April 09, 2010 06:57 PM (pq986)
From IMDB, The Swarm (197
An Irwin Allen film starring Michael Caine, Katharine Ross, Richard Widmark, Richard Chamberlin, Olivia de Havilland, Ben Johnson, Lee Grant, Jose Ferrer, Patty Duke, Slim Pickens, Fred MacMurray, Henry Fonda, and more bees than you can shake a stick at.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 06:57 PM (2g2ex)
I don't think that's certain. I could have been cruel like some *atc, cough* and posted a pic. But I didn't, so it's just a fair warning.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 06:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 06:57 PM (LD+ZJ)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 06:58 PM (QZA9F)
I didnÂ’t realize Victoria Principal had such big boobs. She just showed them off in a tight t-shirt.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
sod off and get out of Afghanistan you wankers!
Posted by: I am scone at April 09, 2010 06:59 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 06:59 PM (UOM48)
Have to think of a name for the place.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 10:49 PM (QZA9F)
Wouldn't that be the same idea as "Hooters" but for pizza?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 07:00 PM (Gk/wA)
Victoria Principal broke Andy Gibbs' heart. God rest his soul.
Posted by: Biden's translator at April 09, 2010 10:57 PM (pq986)
I'm pretty sure he snorted many a line off her scrumptious ass and voluptuous ta-tas, so his life wasnt a wasted one, figuratively speaking.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:00 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:00 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 07:01 PM (LNuCm)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 07:01 PM (LNuCm)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 07:02 PM (QZA9F)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 07:02 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 07:02 PM (S1Ttj)
"Ok, I got it. A giant wave flips a building upside down. Charo dies in an elevator because she pushes down instead of up."
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 10:58 PM (QZA9F)
Thats what the bitch gets !! Always push up, never down !!
Posted by: somegeisha at April 09, 2010 07:03 PM (t72+4)
Geez. They're just flesh, fat, mammary glands, and water.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:03 PM (c0A3e)
490 Well, you can always do what I did: told my girls I wasn't in the mood to have Kat Von Dee as a daughter. Anymore tats, or they didn't eventually come to their senses and get them removed (awww, damn girls, that's gonna cost you some stash you could have spent on other things...bummer; life's a frakking bitch ain't it?)
or I would come down and take them off with a razor blade (told them I'd patch them up good, scar shouldn't be too godawful, and to remember that I loved them, that's why I'd have to do it).
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:03 PM (5/yRG)
Trying to ease the soul crushing boredom by watching Inglorious Basterds. Yikes - what a mistake. They had one Jew killing scene, one Nazi killing scene, and a bunch of bullshitting about movies and crap since then. Yawn. I give up. Even late night cable is probably better than this.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 07:04 PM (4nbyM)
And yet you continue to watch them on your Skinemax...
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 07:04 PM (LNuCm)
Posted by: Kratos
You can't be that risque on the ONT!
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:04 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 07:04 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 11:02 PM (QZA9F)
Wait, I think I remember seeing that ending on TV. Back when everybody was worried about the killer bees reaching the US.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 07:05 PM (oYxkV)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 07:05 PM (LD+ZJ)
Now his IP just needs to be hit with the Blade of Olympus a few times for him to stay off here completely. Damn, what an insufferable git!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:05 PM (c0A3e)
The Rising, starring Al Gore as the worried scientist, alerting the world to a sudden rising of the seas, and Barry Obama, as The One, who stops the rising and saves Earf.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 07:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 11:04 PM (LNuCm)
that's me
Posted by: irony at April 09, 2010 07:06 PM (JrRME)
Erm, doesn't that imply that you only have to have your head cut off rather than be burned at the stake?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 07:06 PM (LNuCm)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 07:06 PM (LD+ZJ)
Spoiler alert? Is that the one where they made the bees conk out using the AC system in the Astrodome?
Could be. Never watched it all the way through. IMDB says it got nominated for Best Costume Design (a major award!) and it's rated a whopping 3.9 out of 10 stars.
Like Jorge Lucas, Irwin Allen didn't know when to leave well enough alone.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 07:08 PM (2g2ex)
Why does Kratos always have to be hating on my boobs?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 07:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:08 PM (cMo6P)
I didnÂ’t realize Victoria Principal had such big boobs. She just showed them off in a tight t-shirt.
I knew that since before I can remember. I was a licensed boobie watcher by the age of 11.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:09 PM (yi1hs)
Are you offering? You wouldn't be the first Moronette.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:09 PM (cMo6P)
It's a glaring contradiction, agreed. In my defense, I only watch "classic" (90's Skinemax). It's nostalgic. I tried watching more current stuff...bit too much. Maybe I'm just getting older.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:09 PM (c0A3e)
Why does Kratos always have to be hating on my boobs?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:08 PM (RZ8pf)
Because they're bigger than Mt. Olympus where he lives, so he's jealous.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:10 PM (t72+4)
Why does Kratos always have to be hating on my boobs?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:08 PM (RZ8pf)
maybe he's flummoxed.............
Monty Python is on IFC now, iffn anyone has that channel
they define it as "a highly influential cult favorite"
Posted by: Paranoid Guy near SantaRosa at April 09, 2010 07:10 PM (JrRME)
That's funny. You're the first one of those I've met, but I've seen an awful lot of Federal Butt Inspectors.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 09, 2010 07:11 PM (LNuCm)
Have to think of a name for the place.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 10:49 PM (QZA9F)
I'll throw out a name I've heard on Bob and Tom a few times for various things:
Pizza Ass
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 07:11 PM (oVQFe)
Why does Kratos always have to be hating on my boobs?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:08 PM (RZ8pf)
You know, it's not always just about your boobs...
Posted by: Reactionary at April 09, 2010 07:11 PM (4nbyM)
lol, it's not just yours..
/Small solace, indeed.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 07:12 PM (QZA9F)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 07:12 PM (8t/P/)
No thanks, mpfs. I like my soul, and the Blade of Olympus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:12 PM (c0A3e)
Why does Kratos always have to be hating on my boobs?
He's tired of them.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 11:12 PM (yi1hs)
That is one thing I will never grow tired of, thats for sure.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:13 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 07:13 PM (pq986)
Ever see the cartoon panel with Darth Vader kneeling before an Emperess with big bags of flesh, fat, mammary glands, and water, and he says, "What is thy bidding my masters?"
Yeah, It's kinda like that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 07:13 PM (2g2ex)
there is no dissenting opinion here
just suck up to the popular posters and repeat repeat repeat
what a bunch of poofers, the lot of you
Posted by: I am scone at April 09, 2010 07:13 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 07:13 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010
In "God of War" your character is a large Greek god who wears nothing but boots and speedos. There are chains involved, as well.
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:14 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: random at April 09, 2010 07:14 PM (PUpEa)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 07:15 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Racefan at April 09, 2010 07:16 PM (UhXch)
Thanks for keeping me and Mrs. Tmi3rd company up in labor & delivery... I'm reading tonight's thread to her between contractions, and she's laughing her ass off. Truly, laughter is the best medicine.
Baby may happen tonight.
Oh, and chemjeff- we're moving to Kansas City shortly- I'll be in touch. May need some help with learning to read NMR and IR properly for O-chem II...for a nominal fee, of course.
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 11:12 PM (8t/P/)
Congrats tmi on the newest addition to the moron family, I pray everything goes good for you and your better half.
Now hand out the ceegars.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:16 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 07:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 07:18 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (LD+ZJ)
Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (kY0DM)
Blazer thinks Aphrodite in GoW3 was based of PGiS.
/If that's true, PGiS sounds like Adrienne Barbeau.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: I am scone at April 09, 2010 11:13 PM
Except you, of course. You're the lone voice of dissent, crying in the wilderness. Watch a lot of System of a Down music videos?
So let's have it, genius. Dissent with us about something. We love squishing trolls.
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (QZA9F)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:19 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (Wh0W+)
just suck up to the popular posters and repeat repeat repeat
what a bunch of poofers, the lot of you
Posted by: I am scone at April 09, 2010 11:13 PM (Mmw0q)
Who's popular?
and it's 'poofTer' with a 't', or poof for short
Posted by: Paranoid Guy near SantaRosa at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (Mmw0q)
Kind of like snowballing?
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (cMo6P)
That's sweet of you, but I must decline.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:20 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 09, 2010 07:21 PM (SOCMg)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 07:21 PM (QZA9F)
/If that's true, PGiS sounds like Adrienne Barbeau.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 11:19 PM (c0A3e)
You cant go wrong there.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 07:22 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 07:22 PM (8t/P/)
So let's have it, genius. Dissent with us about something. We love squishing trolls.
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 11:19 PM (WuvMD)
--You need to see the Karzai post to get the skinny
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (5/yRG)
Haterz.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)
PGiS, I love your boobs and would never tire of them. I can imagine my face gently pressed up against them, listening to the beat of your heart...
Posted by: conscious and thinking about PGiS's boobs at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (UOM48)
Word of advice, tmi3rd, do not get too close to the wife when the final push comes. She may pull out half your hair like my wife did to me.
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 11:21 PM (QZA9F)
Hey, no shit, women get real strong during childbirth - Scary Strong.
Incredible fucking Hulk Strong.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (t72+4)
I just meant that you should name it after me. I wouldn't make a joke about me and your wife at a time like this!
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 07:24 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Tom Hanks at April 09, 2010 07:24 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:25 PM (5/yRG)
You ain't kiddin'!
Posted by: Andi Sullivan & Shep Smith at April 09, 2010 07:25 PM (Gk/wA)
PGiS, I love your boobs and would
never tire of them. I can imagine my face gently pressed up against
them, listening to the beat of your heart... shaking my cheeks back and forth, blubbering to make a motorboat sound
FIFY
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:25 PM (cMo6P)
I just pressed my boobs up against the monitor, did yÂ’all see them?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 07:26 PM (8t/P/)
I just pressed my boobs up against the monitor, did yÂ’all see them?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)
BUNK!
Posted by: conscious and thinking about PGiS's boobs at April 09, 2010 07:27 PM (YVZlY)
I want everyone to talk about my nuts. Give my nuts the attention they deserve.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:27 PM (yi1hs)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 11:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 07:28 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: eman at April 09, 2010 07:28 PM (QZA9F)
Wow, that was the longest most unrealistic fake earthquake IÂ’ve ever seen. But lots of cool death scenes.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 07:28 PM (RZ8pf)
I just pressed my boobs up against the monitor, did yÂ’all see them?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)
No, but my internet connection went out for a few minutes so maybe that had something to do with it.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:28 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:28 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (c0A3e)
RACISM RAMPANT IN DALLAS THEATER AS AUDIENCES CHEER WHITE HOUSE DESTRUCTION IN ID4 2
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:29 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 07:31 PM (OkT2m)
"I know I'm not alone in thinking Flo is kinda hawt and would probably make an awesome girlfriend."
Yes, .... You ARE!
"hawt"?!?! Cutish in a really annoying way, maybe. But, "hawt"?!?! NO!
Besides, who wants a Communist girlfriend? Grudge-fuck, maybe. But, girlfriend?!!? Uh-Uh.
Posted by: Phil Jones at April 09, 2010 07:31 PM (RCVfM)
Posted by: conscious and still thinking about PGiS's boobs at April 09, 2010 07:32 PM (YVZlY)
PGiS, I'm not really self-absorbed. I was kidding.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:32 PM (yi1hs)
617 Hey now, babies are cool! There's just something about someone (or something) giving birth -- never loses its magic.
But ok, if you insist: let's see...boobs or nuts?
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 07:32 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:32 PM (cMo6P)
Flo strikes me as the DUFF that hangs out with the hot girl. You know, the one she says "I'm busy, but my friend here wants someone to dance with"
DUFF - Designated Ugly Fat Friend
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 07:33 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:34 PM (yi1hs)
/You're not posting pics of your genetic experiments gone terribly wrong, have you?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:35 PM (c0A3e)
Hey rd, if you're growing tired or are offended, you know what they say, just turn the channel or look away. Me, I cant.
I am totally enamored and mesmerized by those sweater pups and am not ashamed to admit.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:35 PM (t72+4)
Irwin Allen had a thing for trying rescue people with office chairs and fire hose. ItÂ’s kinda weird.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 07:37 PM (gLSaO)
/Can't fool me when I illuminate the way with the Head of Helios.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:37 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:37 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 07:37 PM (8t/P/)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:37 PM (yi1hs)
That's a grandparent's philosophy about grandchildren. Spoil them, load them up with sugar, then send them home to their folks. Chaos ensues.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
Irwin Allen had a thing for trying rescue people with office chairs and fire hose. ItÂ’s kinda weird.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:36 PM (RZ8pf)
He made some pretty good furniture, but he kinda sucked at directing movies.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:38 PM (t72+4)
617 Hey now, babies are cool! There's just something about someone (or something) giving birth -- never loses its magic.
But ok, if you insist: let's see...boobs or nuts?
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 11:32 PM (5/yRG)
--Babies are cool (sorry, reactionary) but thinking of fatherhood and the actual mechanics of birthing is about as much a buzzkill as you can get this side of Janet Napolitano.
I prefer legs and ass over boobs, anyways.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:38 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 07:38 PM (OkT2m)
I am about to watch “Earthquake” the old disaster movie, not one of the newer ones. I love 70s disaster flicks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:21 PMSurely you know those were the inspiration for the greatest distaster flick of all time
Posted by: Ted Striker at April 09, 2010 07:39 PM (sYxEE)
I expect a "District Nine" situation over those parts of the world on which the aliens managed to survive.
Posted by: Zimriel at April 09, 2010 07:39 PM (yafyo)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 11:35 PM
The last place I saw that hairstyle was on a Fembot in "Austin Powers".
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:40 PM (WuvMD)
These aliens were smarter though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:40 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Is the t72 the experimental prototype for the first generation of Terminators?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 07:41 PM (sYxEE)
That's a grandparent's philosophy about grandchildren. Spoil them, load them up with sugar, then send them home to their folks. Chaos ensues.
This philosophy also works for aunts. It's great.
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 07:41 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 09, 2010 07:41 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 11:37 PM (gLSaO)
--I still prefer toddlers to babies. 2nd or first graders are the best bacuase they're still cute and can make sentences
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:41 PM (Mmw0q)
Not at all Blazer. I like hearing about them, even in unrelated daytime threads.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 11:37 PM (yi1hs)
Funny you should mention that, because I really love the links you post on the same threads even though they have nothing to do with topic at hand.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:42 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: brak at April 09, 2010 07:42 PM (W5NBA)
Posted by: Jones at April 09, 2010 07:42 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Zimriel at April 09, 2010 07:42 PM (yafyo)
Wow, I did not even notice 666 coming up. It's more fun that way.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:43 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:44 PM (Mmw0q)
Barrack wants to make a sequel - Dependence Day. The Day when most in the US is dependent on him.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (c0A3e)
Is the t72 the experimental prototype for the first generation of Terminators?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 11:41 PM (sYxEE)
You know what they say, the firstest is always the bestest. Now, will somebody please pry this German Sheppard off of my rubber ass ?
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (t72+4)
I really donÂ’t think putting all the survivors into an underground parking garage is the best idea. But thatÂ’s just me and my damn logic.
Jesus, did no one no what to do about earthquakes in the 70s? I didn’t realize “surviving earthquakes 101” was an invention of the 80s and beyond.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)
676 You could probably recast that entire movie from the current administration:
Dr. Evil-- Obama "One TRILLION dollars!" (pinky)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Mindy at April 09, 2010 07:46 PM (3jeD2)
Well, maybe not exactly now that we have The Smartest Man Ever to Walk the Earth running the show.
I would imagine though that rather than Americans saving Earth, it will be the result of a UN force put together by Will Smith, who is disgusted by racist American teabaggers using the invasion as an excuse to attack everyone "different"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 07:47 PM (sYxEE)
684 Take this as a lesson: when you wait until about 66 to hint at 666, wherestherum does not show up to take it!
That's funny, where's Rum? Wait a second, I think she took my wallet! She's trying to deny me getting my soul back, and my revenge! Not going to work!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:47 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 07:48 PM (8t/P/)
I'm sure Barry sees himself as our Sun King, but lead? Fight? Defense? Barry?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 07:52 PM (OkT2m)
I really donÂ’t think putting all the survivors into an underground parking garage is the best idea. But thatÂ’s just me and my damn logic.
Jesus, did no one no what to do about earthquakes in the 70s? I didn’t realize “surviving earthquakes 101” was an invention of the 80s and beyond.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)
True story. Back during TS Gaston which hit Richmond , the law firm where my wife used to work in Shockoe Bottom had an underground parking garage that was flooded and turned into a virtual death pool where several people almost drowned and had to be rescued and every vehicle was destroyed. Some of the vehicles were actually washed out of the garage itself and ended up in the James River, some several miles downstream.
That was the exact day she started her new job at another law firm several miles away in the west end in Henrico County.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 07:54 PM (t72+4)
"In Independence Day, it was about a king who leads his country into a fight against an outside invader. I didn't want to make that movie during the Bush years. It was not thought that George W. Bush would have made a great king. Now with Obama, it's another story."
Didn't we fight a war once or twice to tell the King to stuff it?
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 07:55 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 07:55 PM (yi1hs)
He wishes Obama was a king? That makes sense - libs worship power.
#704 Is Emmerich from a parallel universe?
Close, Germany.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 07:56 PM (c0A3e)
Fight? Defense? Barry?
Of course! Did he not inspire his men to victory in the Battle of Health Reform and prove his mettle in the Seige of Guantanamo Bay?
Oh, wait, you mean real fighting? Eeeewww.
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:57 PM (WuvMD)
It was made during the Clinton Administration. You'd never see a movie like that released while a Republican in office, that'd be Fascist n' stuff
And the president was a war hero democrat as well. And so they go and make him all heroic. You only need to go look at the director's next film to see that he won't do that with a Republican. The Day After Tomorrow they made the President a Bush surrogate with every liberal belief about him being stupid and subordinate to his VP.
At least Michael Bay does a better job at real characiturization of Dems and Repubs. Transformers with a Republican in office they're mobilizing the military and preparing to blast all enemies out of the water. Transformers 2 with a Dem in office they're trying to do everything they possibly can to appease Megatron.
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 07:57 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: dead, not sleeping at April 09, 2010 07:58 PM (u37xD)
Posted by: helofixer at April 09, 2010 07:58 PM (/PtsD)
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 07:59 PM (fwSHf)
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I hereby give notice that I am going to steal the shit out of that line, as it, and the whole post, is steeped in awesome.
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 07:59 PM (WuvMD)
He wishes Obama was a king? That makes sense - libs worship power.
#704 Is Emmerich from a parallel universe?
Close, Germany.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 11:56 PM (c0A3e)
Ironically you posted that at comment number #711 and earlier on in the thread I remember you mentioning something in a comment about going to 7-11.
Strange things are afoot at the AoS.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:00 PM (t72+4)
Yup, I was right. Parking garages not the best place to stow survivors.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Anyway, the Dean of Students proposed to his gf @ the end, with a banner & flowers. He almost forgot the ring, but she was too happy to care. Can't decide if it was cute or tacky. The guys say tacky, girls think cute.
Sad that so few of the Class of '08 was there, though. Since it's homecoming, the alumni do special events all weekend, but I only saw 3 people out of my class of 132.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:01 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Feenee at April 09, 2010 08:03 PM (o3AcT)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 08:03 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 10, 2010 12:01 AM (yfJ6g)
That's because it's Friday night and they're all out getting blitzed.
Posted by: conscious, but clearly incoherent at April 09, 2010 08:05 PM (YVZlY)
OT Deputy Barney Fife recites the Preamble to the Constitution (with minor prompting from Sheriff Andy) almost as well as many of today's Congresspersons.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 08:05 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 08:06 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2010 08:07 PM (kY0DM)
Anyway, the Dean of Students proposed to his gf @ the end, with a banner & flowers. He almost forgot the ring, but she was too happy to care. Can't decide if it was cute or tacky. The guys say tacky, girls think cute.
Neither - his soul is gone.
/Not too tacky, although having that sort of public proposal is risky. Congrats for this couple is in order.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:07 PM (c0A3e)
Actually it looks like Earthquake combines all of Irwin AllenÂ’s greatest hits in one movie, thereÂ’s fire, thereÂ’s the earthquake, and pretty soon the dam is going to burst and there will be water as well.
Charleton Heston was kind of sexy though.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 08:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 08:09 PM (gLSaO)
Perhaps. More likely they are @ at grad school or working. Though I have to say, I can imagine some in the Class of '06 getting blitzed.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:09 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 10, 2010 12:06 AM (OkT2m)
Great, that's going to create a proliferation of Giant Garden Gnomes because every University will be trying to outdo the others.
Posted by: conscious, but clearly incoherent at April 09, 2010 08:09 PM (YVZlY)
Actually it looks like Earthquake combines all of Irwin AllenÂ’s greatest hits in one movie, thereÂ’s fire, thereÂ’s the earthquake, and pretty soon the dam is going to burst and there will be water as well.
Charleton Heston was kind of sexy though.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 12:07 AM (RZ8pf)
Yea, but did he include any fine American furniture making into his epics ?
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:09 PM (t72+4)
Charleton Heston was kind of sexy though.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 12:07 AMIn that movie, he cheats on Ava Gardner with Genevieve Bujold
In Ava's younger days, he would have crawled through burning rubble to get a whiff of her
Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2010 08:10 PM (sYxEE)
In Ava's younger days, he would have crawled through burning rubble to get a whiff of her
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2010 12:10 AM (sYxEE)
In his younger days he would have told the Pharaoh he could keep his people if he'd just let him have Ava Gardener as a personal sex slave.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:15 PM (t72+4)
/Not too tacky, although having that sort of public proposal is risky. Congrats for this couple is in order.
Must have missed the decadence. Saw lots tonight, including the words "hairless" & "beaver" in the same sentence. [It was about a student with a hairless chest, & their last name is beaver.] So, yeah, lots of stuff that would get you expelled any other day-of-the-week. Strange, that.
Allergies were also terrible, & I must have looked like my eyes were red-rimmed from crying. Worst part was that I passed my ex-bf 2x, & he looked @ me strangely. Whatever.
/Definitely risky. The entire student body, profs, & alums were on their feet, & some were screaming, "Say yes!" whenever CR paused. If she had said "no", it was have been so embarrassing.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:15 PM (yfJ6g)
Great, that's going to create a proliferation of Giant Garden Gnomes because every University will be trying to outdo the others.
I give it a month before some kid (townie or Hawkeye) defaces it, actually.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 08:15 PM (OkT2m)
The one photo of the four men and one woman walking down the country road are Polish and not Germans unless you were being funny and meant the bathing beauties pic that you used to illustrate the link, Maet. (Sorry if someone noticed it already--I wasn't in the mood to read through 600 comments and you-know-who to see if someone caught it and posted first.)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2010 08:16 PM (ocax6)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 08:16 PM (LD+ZJ)
In that movie, he cheats on Ava Gardner with Genevieve Bujold
In Ava's younger days, he would have crawled through burning rubble to get a whiff of her
In real life, Charlton Heston once said he had never had sex with any woman other that his wife and that was only after they married. I think he said it on the Johnny Carson show and people were shocked. SHOCKED!
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 08:17 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2010 08:17 PM (ocax6)
Long story short, a few times I thought I was on the ONT.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:17 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 08:19 PM (LD+ZJ)
You a funny guy, Sully, I like you.
That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Posted by: John Matrix at April 10, 2010 12:12 AM (c0A3e)
Your both funny, but I'm too tired right now,.... I'll kill you two later
Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 09, 2010 08:19 PM (t72+4)
Yea, but did he include any fine American furniture making into his epics ?
That was his brother, Ethan.
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 08:20 PM (gLSaO)
It was Ava Gardner who once said "Frank Sinatra weighs all of 120 lbs, and 110 of that is cock"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2010 12:21 AM (sYxEE)
Thats a lot of Gin cured Italian sausage right there.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:24 PM (t72+4)
The one photo of the four men and one woman walking down the country road are Polish and not Germans unless you were being funny and meant the bathing beauties pic that you used to illustrate the link, Maet. (Sorry if someone noticed it already--I wasn't in the mood to read through 600 comments and you-know-who to see if someone caught it and posted first.)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 10, 2010 12:16 AM (ocax6)
Umm here's a hint - all the photos are supposed to be in color...
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 08:24 PM (oYxkV)
The movie "Independence Day", despite being awful, was actually pretty pro-American. I'm sure the sequels will rectify that error.
I hear Bill Clinton thanked Bill Pullman for his portrayal of him in the movie. I'd call him a narcissist if I could spell it.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 08:26 PM (rurh0)
By the way, its too bad Ol' Blue Eyes still aint around, because of quotes just like this.
"I may run for the office of
president... 'Gimme a bottle
and a glass and I'll get
America off its ass.'"
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:27 PM (t72+4)
Must have missed the decadence. Saw lots tonight, including the words "hairless" & "beaver" in the same sentence. [It was about a student with a hairless chest, & their last name is beaver.] So, yeah, lots of stuff that would get you expelled any other day-of-the-week. Strange, that.
ONT material?
Allergies were also terrible, & I must have looked like my eyes were red-rimmed from crying. Worst part was that I passed my ex-bf 2x, & he looked @ me strangely. Whatever.
That must have been weird, sorry. Maybe he thought you wanted him back or something? (Some do have that large of an ego).
/Definitely risky. The entire student body, profs, & alums were on their feet, & some were screaming, "Say yes!" whenever CR paused. If she had said "no", it was have been so embarrassing.
Indeed. I remember seeing a video a while ago where somebody had proposed during a basketball game and she said no. That must have been crushing. Now me, I would have been saying "No, you need your soul!"
.Posted by: John Matrix at April 09, 2010 08:27 PM (c0A3e)
Yeah, absolute nerdy geeks. You had to be there.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:28 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dagny at April 09, 2010 08:29 PM (S92YZ)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 08:29 PM (8t/P/)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2010 08:30 PM (ocax6)
Heh. Who needs a man for that? That's why women have vibrators.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 09, 2010 08:31 PM (pq986)
That's...disturbing. I'd just go away.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:31 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 09, 2010 08:31 PM (OQ3LO)
Posted by: Grey Fox with sharp little teeth at April 09, 2010 08:32 PM (FTx5X)
heh. But those devices don't have souls. At least the Japanese haven't made a model with them yet.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:32 PM (c0A3e)
I don't think I ever said that sickinmass, you trying to start something?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 08:32 PM (RZ8pf)
Rum is foolishly trying to prevent me from getting back my soul. She will fail.
/Actually, she went to Disneyland today I think. She needed more souls.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:33 PM (c0A3e)
That's a sign I've been awake and plugged in too long if I ever saw one.
Later, morons
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 09, 2010 08:33 PM (OkT2m)
I don't think I ever said that sickinmass, you trying to start something?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 12:32 AM (RZ8pf)
Bummer, sounded perfect to me.
Posted by: robtr at April 09, 2010 08:34 PM (fwSHf)
They were about to break-out the Val-u-rite. But they only are allowed to get away with this during the talent show. The weirdest parts are when the chaplain, president of the school, or someone like that gets involved.
That must have been weird, sorry. Maybe he thought you wanted him back or something? (Some do have that large of an ego).
:shrugs: Who knows. But it was just more awkward than anything. Shouldn't care what he thinks, though.
Indeed. I remember seeing a video a while ago where somebody had proposed during a basketball game and she said no. That must have been crushing. Now me, I would have been saying "No, you need your soul!" .
So many public proposals turned down these days. His reasoning was that the entire student body was already watching their relationship unfold (which they were), so they might-as-well. Small schools are strange that way.
He already has hers. During the Family Feud skit, he joked that the best part about the school was making-out in the dugouts. [Some kids do it, but he doesn't....or so we'd like to think.]
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:34 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: conscious, but clearly incoherent at April 09, 2010 08:34 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:34 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 08:35 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2010 08:36 PM (gLSaO)
My most collectable is "Conway Twitty Goes Disco". The awfulness is exquisite.
Posted by: rawmuse at April 10, 2010 12:31 AM (OQ3LO)
Oh dear lord, nuke that shit for morbid.
Its the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:36 PM (t72+4)
Sickinmass, what IÂ’m really look for is a cunning linguist.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 08:36 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 10, 2010 12:34 AM (yfJ6g)
So you attended Ridgemont High?
Posted by: conscious, but clearly incoherent at April 09, 2010 08:37 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 08:38 PM (rurh0)
Sickinmass, what IÂ’m really look for is a cunning linguist.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 12:36 AM (RZ8pf)
At your service...
Posted by: the Official Cunning Linguist of AoSHQ at April 09, 2010 08:39 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 10, 2010 12:38 AM (rurh0)
--Did you hear about the comeback line about an ancestor falling off a dinosaur?
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 08:40 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 08:41 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 08:42 PM (WuvMD)
My former university isn't quite that risque...except sometimes, yeah. But we don't have a football team or cheerleaders. So, if anything weird is going-on, it's between the men's & women's soccer teams.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 08:43 PM (yfJ6g)
...And the leatherworker says, "But wait! If you rub it, it turns int a suitcase!" said the Leatherworker to the mohel.
FIFY
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 08:44 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 10, 2010 12:43 AM (yfJ6g)
soooo...there are a lot of balls involved? (I denounce myself)
Posted by: conscious and ashamed of myself at April 09, 2010 08:46 PM (YVZlY)
yeah, can't wait to see grannies with tramp stamps
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 08:47 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2010 08:47 PM (S1Ttj)
Keep making fun of my tired old jokes and I will post more pics of the "Hot Code Pink Babes." Ask War between the undead States. He's still trying to purge the vision from his mind.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 08:47 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 08:48 PM (WuvMD)
Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?
Posted by: sickinmass at April 10, 2010 12:46 AM (1rflU)
Those tramp stamps are gonna look real good hanging down around the backs of their knees then, arent they?
Oh well, maybe they can use them as wheel chocks for their Hover-Rounds.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:49 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: sickinmass at April 10, 2010 12:46 AM (1rflU)
And those tattoos won't look anything like the original and surely won't be in the same location
P.S. Charlie snores louder than any human I've ever heard. Do your bulldogs snore that loud?
Posted by: conscious and shuttering at the thought at April 09, 2010 08:50 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 10, 2010 12:47 AM (S1Ttj)
--In 191, the Germans occupied All of Yugoslavia.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 08:50 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 08:56 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 10, 2010 12:51 AM (Gk/wA)
I clicked on that in the full expectation that I was getting ready to have my eyeballs molested and possibly need to claw them out of my head to make the offending image go away , but I had to anyway, because thats how the man designed me.
It was like opening a gift on Christmas morning and totally expecting it to be Simon, but it turned out to be an Atari instead.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 08:56 PM (t72+4)
The terror group pledged to target the match between England and the USA in South Africa in June, warning "hundreds" of fans could die.
Hundreds of fans. heh.
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2010 08:57 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 08:58 PM (WuvMD)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 09, 2010 08:58 PM (gAmQ1)
814 Code fuckin'RED Hottie, chemjeff!!
eleventy!
Posted by: sickinmass at April 10, 2010 12:56 AM (1rflU)
Oh, now THAT's a pink bikini. Holy shit!
Posted by: conscious, but dozing off at April 09, 2010 08:58 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at April 09, 2010 08:59 PM (VeO75)
I'm not rescuing your soul from Tartarus then.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 09, 2010 09:00 PM (c0A3e)
More Good Gun News!
Joining a nationwide effort to challenge Washington's authority, Idaho Gov. Butch Otter today made his state the seventh to exempt guns made and kept in the state from any federal regulations.
Tennessee, Wyoming, South Dakota, Utah and Arizona joined in the effort before today's result in Idaho. Officials are reporting that at least another 24 states are considering similar legislation.
Posted by: conscious, but dozing off at April 09, 2010 09:03 PM (YVZlY)
Damn, youse guys loaded up early today.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at April 10, 2010 12:59 AM (VeO75)
Yep. The last thread was actually the start of the ONT.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:03 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 09:03 PM (2g2ex)
APB
All Points Bulletin?
Posted by: Secundus at April 10, 2010 01:02 AM (WuvMD)
All Points Bulletin though the game is called APB. It's a third person cops & robbers style MMO (plays like GTA). Reminds me of Global Agenda but shittier
Posted by: fartbubble at April 09, 2010 09:05 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:08 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 10, 2010 01:08 AM (rurh0)
--I guess they've taken the "distinction" between Zionism and Judaism to heart.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 09:10 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Richard at April 09, 2010 09:11 PM (P+s1D)
IÂ’m not all petered out, but I donÂ’t know what it is safe to talk about anymore.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 10, 2010 01:08 AM (rurh0)
That's a great question. Obama's approval rating right now with Jews should at best be in the teens given all the shit he's already pulled on Israel and Bibi. I think it's going to take an outright betrayal of Israel in the UNSC for in military support when something actually happens for their eyes to finally be opened.
Posted by: conscious, but dozing off at April 09, 2010 09:13 PM (YVZlY)
CODE PINK..have u lost your mind to the Saul bros.....lost your mind to the Castro buds..ready to slit your dick on the dull blade of the CHI-Town origanizer of the O O O he is the penis the limp limpet MR. fish ccuuummming on your community organ ...izen ready to boost your organ to THE PEAK?
FEEL THA FLOW MY FELLOW BOTS !!THEY WILL PAY for YOUR FLOW with their work, and you will ENJOY the re-distrabution (sic) of THEIR WORK to make you EQUAL!! and you will WORK NO MORE...only THEY will WORK
I have more bullets than they......film at 11..........
Posted by: Richard at April 10, 2010 01:11 AM (P+s1D)
And Now For Something Completely Different
Posted by: Monty Python at April 09, 2010 09:14 PM (t72+4)
WTF does it take to get through to the majority of Catholics that your Pope is not your friend?
I've got my problems with the Catholic Church myself, and I'm Catholic, but what does that have to do with my original post?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:16 PM (rurh0)
IÂ’m not all petered out, but I donÂ’t know what it is safe to talk about anymore.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:13 AM (RZ8pf)
Your boobs of course, ( I keed) whatever you want to. Just be you, it was only one person complaining about it. Besides, it aint the ONT without PGIS.
Posted by: Monty Python at April 09, 2010 09:17 PM (t72+4)
The terror group pledged to target the match between England and the USA in South Africa in June, warning "hundreds" of fans could die.
Hundreds of fans. heh.
Posted by: davidt at April 10, 2010 12:57 AM (aag4W)
They'll be british. Hundreds of American Soccer fans? HAHAHA
Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2010 09:18 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Secundus at April 09, 2010 09:18 PM (WuvMD)
We're not so bad once you get used to us
Posted by: Fire and Brimstone at April 09, 2010 09:21 PM (Gk/wA)
IÂ’m not all petered out, but I donÂ’t know what it is safe to talk about anymore.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:13 AM (RZ8pf)
Oh? Did someone go on a rant again, & I missed it? Or something different?
/Haven't yet read the thread.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 09:21 PM (yfJ6g)
Good grief, I can't get this song out of my head. Reminds me of good times touring Macedonia, of all places.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 09:23 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: dad in the widerness at April 09, 2010 09:25 PM (aag4W)
I go along with you on your point. I thought it might have been a shot. I was wrong.
If you have noticed I have a tendency to pop in with random thoughts. Being a little hyper and ADD, I bounce around multiple blogs. I ran across that post at Weasel Zippers and it made my blood boil. I come here for venting and relief. A poor mans psychotherapy session if you will.
Enough downer talk. Back to boobies everyone.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:26 PM (rurh0)
Oh? Did someone go on a rant again, & I missed it? Or something different?
/Haven't yet read the thread.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 10, 2010 01:21 AM (yfJ6g)
Someone got a little butt hurt that PGIS likes to express her herself as a very well endowed women in other threads besides the ONT and was claiming it took away from the sanctity of the posts at hand while ignoring the fact that he himself posts endless self indulging links that also have nothing to do with the threads he claims she was spoiling..
At any rate, the business is settled. The said blasphemer is gone.
For now.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:28 PM (t72+4)
Watch it, Blazer, I'm techy and thin skinned.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 09:32 PM (yi1hs)
Watch it, Blazer, I'm techy and thin skinned.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 10, 2010 01:32 AM (yi1hs)
Watch it Jeg, You're Red Six and I'm Red Leader.
Never forget that.
Hate to see something bad happen to you on the trench run.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:34 PM (t72+4)
Thank you Blazer for sticking up for me.
I really do try to respect the “sanctity” of the daytime threads and mostly comment on the topic at hand or on something newsworthy. It’s only after they degenerate into a free for all that I’ll join in on the lewd talk.
No one told me I was actually dead and in hell where hell is high school eternally.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:36 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 09:36 PM (LD+ZJ)
chemjeff, Poseidon Adventure or Love Boat style?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 09, 2010 09:38 PM (8t/P/)
tmi3rd
I hope your son has a great life. He's already enriching yours and your wife's. Let the adventure begin.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:40 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 10, 2010 01:36 AM (rurh0)
--They're Democrats. Seriously.
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2010 09:41 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2010 09:41 PM (aag4W)
873 hey, how about an AoSHQ cruise?
Sure, as long as the boat stays within wi-fi range so I can read the post comments and keep up with my internet index and cross-referencing .....
Oh. you mean like actually talking to people in person?
In the daytime?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 09:42 PM (2g2ex)
Thank you Blazer for sticking up for me.
I really do try to respect the “sanctity” of the daytime threads and mostly comment on the topic at hand or on something newsworthy. It’s only after they degenerate into a free for all that I’ll join in on the lewd talk.
No one told me I was actually dead and in hell where hell is high school eternally.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:34 AM (RZ8pf)
No, thank you. I mean I thought we were all just a big group of friends here and we can talk about whatever we want, whenever we want? At any rate, I try to take the temperature of the post to see when the proper time is to go off topic is. That is usually after about 100 posts on any thread here.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:42 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 09:43 PM (Gk/wA)
Admit it chemjeff, you just want to be “the professor”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 09, 2010 09:44 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 09:44 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 09:45 PM (Gk/wA)
Looks like we'll have a new baby tonight- g'night, morons, and thanks for battling to let my son grow up in the America we want for all our children.
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 10, 2010 01:38 AM (8t/P/)
Great news, tmi. I have three fine young men myself tmi, so yours will be in good company in the quest to keep Lady Liberty's lamp lit.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:46 PM (t72+4)
davidt, well I changed into my pajamas. So now IÂ’m in a yellow tank top.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:47 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm sorry he did that, PGiS. You are more a part of the ONT & AoSHQ than what's-his-face.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 09:48 PM (yfJ6g)
davidt, well I changed into my pajamas. So now IÂ’m in a yellow tank top.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:47 AM (RZ8pf)
Please continue........
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 09:49 PM (t72+4)
Tmi3rd, blessings on your new son!
And remember, Lego bricks stepped on at 3am hurt like hell so always be sure thereÂ’s a Lego free path.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:34 AM (RZ8pf)
My version of hell is working in a wicker and crafts store. For eternity.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 09:49 PM (oYxkV)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 09:50 PM (oYxkV)
Developing...
New poll shows that 86% of Americans hated Sarah Palin's speech at the SRLC. In a hypothetical head-to-head matchup with President Obama in 2012, Palin loses 92% to 8%.
Meanwhile, "Anybody But Palin" stands a good chance in 2012. We're not telling the GOP what to do, of course. We're just reporting.
Posted by: CBS News, advancing the Narrative at April 09, 2010 09:50 PM (FD3EH)
Posted by: tmi3rd at April 10, 2010 01:38 AM (8t/P/)
Congratulations! Children are such a blessing.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 09, 2010 09:50 PM (yfJ6g)
Not much more to the outfit then that Blazer.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)
My version of Hell would be living with my ex-wife again.
Posted by: conscious, but dozing off at April 09, 2010 09:52 PM (YVZlY)
A wicker store? Do you also dream about being in “The Wicker Man” Maet?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Also, heaven is a craft store. With no other customers except me and everything is free.
Or a shoe store. Or maybe a craft and shoe store with a gourmet chocolate counter and a champagne fountain.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)
Also, heaven is a craft store. With no other customers except me and everything is free.
Or a shoe store. Or maybe a craft and shoe store with a gourmet chocolate counter and a champagne fountain Hello Kitty vibrator.
FIFY
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 09:54 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 01:52 AM (RZ8pf)
No, not really. But i would like to punch a lady while wearing a bear suit.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 09:56 PM (oYxkV)
chemjeff, IÂ’m not a Hello Kitty fan. I like mine simple and undecorated.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 09:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Heh, have an ex gf who was a manager at a Peir 1. That damn place was nothing but wicker, potpourri and incense.
Posted by: koopy at April 09, 2010 09:58 PM (ctR4U)
No, not really. But i would like to punch a lady while wearing a bear suit.
I believe some of us around here would pay good money to see you do that.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (aag4W)
My version of hell is working in a wicker and crafts store. For eternity.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 10, 2010 01:49 AM (oYxkV)
My version of hell is where I'm sitting on a couch that is the same exact pattern of the Sears argyle suit that my parents were so fond of dressing me in , in the '70's while Elvis's Suspicious Minds is playing on a continuous loop in the background.
And I didnt even get to the part yet where the ravenous hell hounds were fighting over the meat from my rib cage and gargoyles pecked my eyes out from my skull over and over again because this part doesnt seem more horrible than the first.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (t72+4)
*Clicks back over from troll bashing over on Althouse. Looks around.*
Anyone still coherent in here?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:04 PM (U37Ux)
My version of hell is that we have a marxist for a president and social democrats control both houses.
Shit...
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:06 PM (U37Ux)
I stopped drinking after 2 drinks. So, yeah, IÂ’m still as coherent as I ever am.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, they played We've Got Tonight by Bob Seger.
*taps chest*
Always gets me right here, because of that "Wonder Years" episode.
Posted by: Moron in a NY Jets Snuggie at April 09, 2010 10:09 PM (FD3EH)
I stopped drinking after 2 drinks. So, yeah, IÂ’m still as coherent as I ever am.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 02:07 AM (RZ8pf)
Ahhh, Shit, I'm never gonna see you naked at this rate.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:09 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 10, 2010 01:48 AM (Gk/wA)
Blessings on you kind sir. Many, many blessings. I'm going to study this piece of film art, break it down into the essential components, and discover the filmaker's underlying message of truth. Shouldn't take more than about 60 - 75 viewings on auto repeat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 10:09 PM (2g2ex)
it would probably be finding the woman of my dreams and then finding out she's a tranny
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 10:10 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 10:10 PM (LD+ZJ)
it would probably be finding the woman of my dreams and then finding out she's a tranny
Posted by: chemjeff at April 10, 2010 02:10 AM (Gk/wA)
So I'll take it you're life is basically a hell on earth then?
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:12 PM (t72+4)
it would probably be finding the woman of my dreams and then finding out she's a tranny
Tell me about it
Posted by: Stephen Rea at April 09, 2010 10:14 PM (ctR4U)
Blazer, if I ever get drunk enough that IÂ’m tempted to post nekkid photos of myself on the Internet, you will be the first to know, I promise.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:15 PM (RZ8pf)
it would probably be finding the woman of my dreams and then finding out she's a tranny
Tell me about it
Posted by: Stephen Rea at April 10, 2010 02:14 AM (ctR4U)
No, tell ME about it.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at April 09, 2010 10:17 PM (2g2ex)
Ok, is it a sign of something bad that when I skim the thread my subconscious only picks up a conversation about boobs?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:17 PM (U37Ux)
You are more a part of the ONT & AoSHQ than what's-his-face.
Heh, who do you think came up with the cowbell? Who do think got conned into buying the first beer for Ace? Zingo. Tsk.
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 10:18 PM (yi1hs)
For some reason my subconscious is now picking up something about replica watches.
I preferred boobs.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:19 PM (U37Ux)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2010 10:20 PM (yi1hs)
Posted by: Stephen Rea at April 10, 2010 02:18 AM (ctR4U)
And don't forget about Ray Davies and the original tranny love song.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 09, 2010 10:20 PM (oYxkV)
Blazer, if I ever get drunk enough that IÂ’m tempted to post nekkid photos of myself on the Internet, you will be the first to know, I promise.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 02:15 AM (RZ8pf)
Just let me know when that inspiration hits you and I'll give you my personal e-mail on the other site. Hell, I'll give it to you anyway.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:22 PM (t72+4)
I have this weird mash-up of “Lola” and “Copacobana” in my head.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Hugh Grant had sex with a tranny? I thought she was just a straight up prostitute.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Watch it Jeg, You're Red Six and I'm Red Leader.
I Can Hold It!
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 10, 2010 02:15 AM (yi1hs)
We're passing through the magnetic field, switch your deflectors on, double front.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:27 PM (t72+4)
"We're passing through the magnetic field, switch your deflectors on, double front."
Is it sad that I when I read that line I hear it in the distorted transmission sound?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:30 PM (U37Ux)
950 Talkin' about a good arm workout.
Twarn't spinach that give Popeye those massive forearms.. Just saying
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 10:30 PM (2g2ex)
Well I donÂ’t think Elizabeth Hurley is a transvestite. But I didnÂ’t know Divine Brown was. MustÂ’ve blanked on that detail.
I wonder if menÂ’s mouths feel different then womenÂ’s when doing a certain act. Or is a mouth a mouth.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:32 PM (RZ8pf)
What? He was banned? Damn.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 09, 2010 10:32 PM (UFWG2)
Mission Control (aka MrsChronda) signed us up for one of those monthly DVD series, this one of the old Midnight Special music/variety show.
So, I find a couple of DVDs lying around. Two 1975 and one 1976. Ripped the 1976 one, split it up into the various performances, converted them for her iPhone, and tagged them all for her.
The one she gets excited about?
"Oooh! Disco Duck!"
Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2010 10:33 PM (LD+ZJ)
And I really donÂ’t understand how those yellow dots got in the middle of the state of Washington. It seems like a weird place for a collection of strip clubs.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)
"We're passing through the magnetic field, switch your deflectors on, double front."
Is it sad that I when I read that line I hear it in the distorted transmission sound?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2010 02:30 AM (U37Ux)
No, it would be sad if you didnt, and therefore, you're manhood would be up for questioning.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:35 PM (t72+4)
Mission Control (aka MrsChronda)
That’s cute. Now you are making me want to date a guy named Tom so I can say “ground control to Major Tom.”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:35 PM (RZ8pf)
And I really donÂ’t understand how those yellow dots got in the middle of the state of Washington. It seems like a weird place for a collection of strip clubs.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 02:33 AM (RZ8pf)
Too bad there isnt one right above your house. At any rate, I guess I'll have to continue to settle for the soft sweet sultry sounds of your enticing voice and the outline of your dark voluptuous shape on Editor's webcast.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:40 PM (t72+4)
tmi3rd, congratulations, all the best, and rest assured this fight is nowhere near over.
PGiS, I would imagine it's kind of an apples-and-oranges question, unless you're seeking input from gay morons. As far as I was ever concerned, lips were lips.
Off to watch The Omega Man. I'd have enjoyed downtown L.A. a hell of a lot more if it had been like that.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 09, 2010 10:40 PM (UFWG2)
Carrying buckets around 18th century French aristocracy gives a good burn too.
Posted by: Piss Boy at April 10, 2010 02:33 AM (U37Ux)
I see what you did there. Layers upon layers. Well played!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2010 10:41 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2010 10:44 PM (aag4W)
Nobody has ever Googled my house for purposes of visiting a strip club. That I know of. Besides, itÂ’s a private club. Not just anybody gets to see me in my go-go boots.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Sure, as long as we practice re-entry on you.
OK, if when we reach critical speed I get to yell “eject! eject!”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:46 PM (RZ8pf)
"I see what you did there. Layers upon layers. Well played!"
Since I got banned over at VC by Eugene Volokh himself (though we did have a very polite e-mail exchange where he invited me back), I've got more time to work on my AoSHQ chops.
I still can't compete with you fuckers though.
Posted by: Piss Boy at April 09, 2010 10:48 PM (U37Ux)
Five 0'clock shadow and razor burn don't do it for me.
If you have five oÂ’clock shadow and razor burn in your mouth then you must be doing something wrong.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 10:48 PM (RZ8pf)
"If you have five oÂ’clock shadow and razor burn in your mouth then you must be doing something wrong."
Almost snorted on that one. If I snorted, would Blazer have questioned my manhood?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 10:53 PM (U37Ux)
Almost snorted on that one. If I snorted, would Blazer have questioned my manhood?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 10, 2010 02:53 AM (U37Ux)
Just as long as the five o' clock shadow doesnt reside on your tits or your ass.
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 10:57 PM (t72+4)
GÂ’night people in my computer. IÂ’m taking my sweater puppies to bed.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 11:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Nite.
I think I'll head to bed meself. Got the GF sleeping naked beside me and all this talk has me worked up.
I'm thinking surprise buttsecks.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 11:06 PM (U37Ux)
GÂ’night people in my computer. IÂ’m taking my sweater puppies to bed.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 10, 2010 03:02 AM (RZ8pf)
And I'll once again be taking them to my dreams.
G'night sweet AoS princess, you Queen of Washington
Posted by: Blazer at April 09, 2010 11:07 PM (t72+4)
Oh and before I go, and thanks for the pickmeups at 707 and 933 sickinmass. I needed those.
Out.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2010 11:10 PM (U37Ux)
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Posted by: Annabelle at April 10, 2010 12:38 AM (C+hFA)
The day the health care bill passed Geraldine Ferraro was on Fox News and explained that the bill would be "good for America". After her appearance a Republican spokesman came on and was asked if he thought that the bill would be good for America. His answer was: "No one has to bribe anybody to get them to vote for a bill that is good for the country".
That one profound observation removes all benefit of the doubt from the Democrats and exposes them as the lying weasels they really are. Moreover, the whole process of Chicago Thug Politics used to strong arm the bill through congress is exposed for what it really is:: pure naked evil.
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Posted by: sultan at April 10, 2010 09:50 PM (WFYoY)
Seems like South Carolina is the place to go.
Just having pizza, guns, and strip clubs doesn't guarantee they are any good. Recon mission!
Posted by: Joe at April 12, 2010 09:28 AM (P/q7X)
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