May 23, 2010
— Maetenloch It was one year ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT happened. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled.
So in memory of that episode, for tonight only the usual ONT rules are partially suspended. So curse all you want and empty out that disgusting potty mouth of yours.
In fact let's make a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments. Failure will be punished by mockery until the next poor bastard/bastardess screws up. It's not a flame war though, so think love - not war. Oh and Vegas rules also apply - what happens on tonight's ONT, stays on tonight's ONT. Tomorrow Pixy will don his HazMat suit and dispose of it properly. And afterwards let us never speak of it again.
Has Al Gore Given Up On Global Warming?
Well you sure don't see him talking about much any more and he's just bought a $9 million dollar dacha mansion in Montecito, CA with 9 bathrooms and the carbon footprint greater than some cities. And his business partners (and maybe Al himself) seem to be all cashing out of the Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX). The smart money always gets out before the crash, so I guess this means the global warmening bubble is about to implode.
Bazooka vs Snake
For when you absolutely positively have to make sure it's dead. And you don't mind losing your cleaning deposit. Or are just in a bad 80's movie.
Lost as Recapped by Kittehs
So you're now completely caught up in time for the finale.
Incredible Ear Wax Removal Video
It's both disgusting yet strangely satisfying to watch it being taken out. And how in the world was that lady able to hear anything at all with a pound of wax in her head?
Also did you know that there two kinds of ear wax in the world - wet and dry. Dry is most common in Asia, but the video shows an example of 'wet' wax.
Heartbreak: Australia To Start Searching Air Travelers' Laptops For Porn
So I guess Australia is no longer a moron kind of place. Also cue the that's not porn, this *is* a porn jokes.
10 Farts Caught On Live TV
Okay the Hillary one is fake, but some of the others are classics and the run-by farting seems almost too good to be true. And here's a shart that actually happened on TV.
The Sad Reality Behind Ronald McDonald
It's hard being a clown. Then came the fame and fortune. And underage girls. And boys.
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Some new monikers appear....
Top 10 commenters:
1 [712 comments] 'Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)' [99.94 posts/day]
2 [609 comments] 'FUBAR'
3 [460 comments] 'logprof'
4 [434 comments] 'wherestherum'
5 [429 comments] 'The War Between the Undead States'
6 [396 comments] 'Bomber'
7 [395 comments] 'curious'
8 [345 comments] 'Delta Smelt'
9 [338 comments] 'kbdabear'
10 [320 comments] 'Blazer'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [122 names] 'kbdabear' [17.12 unique names/day]
2 [95 names] 'conscious, but incoherent'
3 [89 names] 'Delta Smelt'
4 [78 names] 'Blazer'
5 [59 names] 'FUBAR'
6 [56 names] 'andycanuck'
7 [52 names] 'logprof'
8 [51 names] 'Mallamutt'
9 [50 names] 'Al Bundy's conscience'
10 [48 names] 'SantaRosaStan'
The group. Yeah.
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Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:45 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 23, 2010 05:46 PM (hjKMQ)
Just keep posting bullshit nonsense like me, you'll regain your crown.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:46 PM (Acgmr)
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck you shit heads! Youse guys are the best fucking moronic friends a girl could fucking have. I fucking love youse guys.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 05:47 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2010 05:47 PM (4Kl5M)
Okay actually most of the usual blog rules do apply - no Penthouse Letters shit, and no goddamn harassment of the moronettes.
I always knew Maetenloch was a god damn asshole. "Hey, here's an ice cream kid, just don't eat any."
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 05:47 PM (oIp16)
Waaaaaay too much has been made of my need to fuck Bob Eubanks in the ass.
Posted by: I.P. Address at May 23, 2010 05:48 PM (b+X6h)
Posted by: MrCaniac at May 23, 2010 05:48 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2010 05:48 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:48 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 23, 2010 05:48 PM (OruF7)
Or do I have a life?
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 09:45 PM (gofDd)
I live in fear of ever making that top ten list.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 05:49 PM (oIp16)
Best one so far. Who can do better?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:49 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:50 PM (Acgmr)
I imagine that's what Andrew Sullivan's asshole looks like.
Everyone...Ewwwwwww
Posted by: mpfs at May 23, 2010 05:50 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: 72 year old Bob Eubanks at May 23, 2010 05:50 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: skye at May 23, 2010 05:51 PM (HwMXR)
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 05:52 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 05:52 PM (gofDd)
Well, dammit, after 6 days away from the office I have to go back into that shithole tomorrow.
Fuck the Obama economy because job hopping now will not be the best idea.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 05:53 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 05:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 05:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Six Other Dirty Words at May 23, 2010 05:54 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: Jay in a Mooby's at May 23, 2010 05:55 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: robtr at May 23, 2010 05:55 PM (fwSHf)
Hooray, I didn't make the fucking list this week!!!!
What do you mean no Penthouse letters? That's so fucking unfair.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 05:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:55 PM (Acgmr)
I'm not sure I understand the rules here? If the point is just to drop f-bombs, that will get old.
I thought the condemnation of the Memorial Day thread was the fact it went off the rail with the 'taking it up the back door' discussion??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 05:55 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: fluffy at May 23, 2010 05:56 PM (4Kl5M)
I only comment once in a blue fucking moon but read every day, and I just wanted to drop in to encourage you sons-a-bitches to keep up the fucking hilarious comments. Forever. Fuck.
Proceed.
Posted by: Nicole at May 23, 2010 05:57 PM (CH1cF)
Be fucking creative. There are lots of other fucking possibilities.
Posted by: Bomber (not fucking creative) at May 23, 2010 05:57 PM (d88g9)
It was one year ago on a night just like tonight that the infamous Memorial Day ONT happened. It shocked even veteran moron-types, brought down anger and pinch-faced scoldery from on high, and damn near got the ONT canceled.
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (t72+4)
Only in polite company, and these fuckermothers ain't polite.
Posted by: GarandFan at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (6mwMs)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (gofDd)
Is "pendulous" a fucking curse word?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (Yq+qN)
So I've heard. Talk about a very drawn-out packing your shit discussion.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (Acgmr)
In fact let's make a new rule for tonight - everyone must curse at least once in their comments.
Fuck that!
On a more serious note, we visited the National Museum for the Marine Corps today. Very well done. I'd like to go back and spend a week there.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 23, 2010 05:58 PM (oi9k7)
Posted by: USCitizen at May 23, 2010 05:59 PM (eNLJG)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 05:59 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: fuckin' Bomber at May 23, 2010 05:59 PM (d88g9)
The Jell-o Puddin' eatin' motherfucka.
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2010 05:59 PM (DRoHA)
You were in on that, Miss'80sbaby? Doesn't surprise me.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 05:59 PM (Acgmr)
OORAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: GarandFan at May 23, 2010 06:00 PM (6mwMs)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 06:00 PM (3v1gS)
Not sure this is the best night for this but it's the first chance I've had to stop by in awhile.
On our trip last week I got to see my boy catch his first fish: http://tinyurl.com/255n8tx
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 06:00 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: Minka at May 23, 2010 06:01 PM (bcsmB)
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 06:01 PM (YX6i/)
This is a big fucking deal!
Heh, I always say that. Cause that's how I roll.
I'm a big fucking deal, shitbirds. At least until we get caught stepping on our dicks.
Janet, Hillary, Michelle, I'm looking at you. Elena you're just a fatass.
True story from Joe, the meanest motherfucker in Scranton.
Posted by: Joe the lawyer Biden at May 23, 2010 06:01 PM (Cgu3Y)
Posted by: I.P. Address at May 23, 2010 06:02 PM (b+X6h)
Maet, somehow you've encoded something in the blank space to the left and right of the snake video that sends the browser to IMDB when you click on it.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 06:02 PM (Xg/m/)
Having a life these days is such a fucking drag. Well that, and having to get up at 0430. Enjoy, everybody!!
Posted by: Hatchet Five at May 23, 2010 06:02 PM (rSoCo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 23, 2010 06:02 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 10:00 PM (3v1gS)
That good?
I was thinking more like The Phantom Menace
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:02 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: Frank Booth at May 23, 2010 06:03 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Wild fuckin' Bill at May 23, 2010 06:03 PM (d88g9)
Palin's attacked Obama for being in bed with Big Oil over the lack of response to the BP disaster. She's showing everybody the way it's done, and stealing a page from their playbook. It's inspired.
Potty mouth offering to appease the ONT gods, as per the night's decree: Robert Gibbs is a vile cock-docker.
Posted by: Cowboy at May 23, 2010 06:03 PM (XYcTY)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 23, 2010 06:03 PM (Acgmr)
Lindsey Graham has got some hellhounds on his tail. Those guys all smell blood in the water, trust me. Via Blackfive http://preview.tinyurl.com/6hfkk
I've gotta go clean my ears, I don't want to know where your browser has been Maet to find that one.
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:03 PM (CPefM)
Get the fuck back here. We're not fucking done with you yet.
Posted by: FORTRAN Demons at May 23, 2010 06:04 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:04 PM (gofDd)
Evenin' 'Ons and 'Ettes. I'm fucking late for the game again. What in the god-damned fucking hell is wrong with me? Don't I pay any fucking attention to the fucking time? Obviously, I fucking don't!
Posted by: Land of Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:04 PM (AMYl0)
I just watched the train-wreck, you dodgy bloke. Jolly good fun!
/I couldn't resist.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:04 PM (Yq+qN)
but if I must:
I GODDAMN HATE FORTRAN! IT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPUTER LANGUAGE EVER WRITTEN! TAKE YOUR GODDAMN UNIT-OFFSET ARRAYS, YOUR LACK OF MEMORY MANAGEMENT, YOUR EVERYTHING-IS-A-GLOBAL-VARIABLE BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR COMPUTATIONAL ASS!
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 06:06 PM (Gk/wA)
Alright, so which one of you 'nettes wants to get Donkey punched while letting a baloney pony run free in your turd stable? I hear thats like putting a vice-grip on the old prostate.
*Too far ?*
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:06 PM (t72+4)
*staggers off to pour more wine*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:07 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: 48%er at May 23, 2010 06:08 PM (gxpfq)
but if I must:
I GODDAMN HATE FORTRAN! IT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPUTER LANGUAGE EVER WRITTEN! TAKE YOUR GODDAMN UNIT-OFFSET ARRAYS, YOUR LACK OF MEMORY MANAGEMENT, YOUR EVERYTHING-IS-A-GLOBAL-VARIABLE BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR COMPUTATIONAL ASS!
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:06 PM (Gk/wA)
You code like a gangsta
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:08 PM (oIp16)
Best brother-in-law ever. I took my Yugo SKS, which I hadn't shot yet. What a fucking awesome weapon. I'll take it over a rattley, stamped AK any day. Solid milled receiver, nice bluing and wood, and it takes free stripper clips (free with my Yugo surplus ammo, that is), not pain-in-the-ass-to-fill magazines. My shoulder is bruised, but it was a blast.
Posted by: schizuki at May 23, 2010 06:08 PM (Xd9fe)
At one time, I made a New Year's resolution to give up cursing. I lasted for about three years with only the very rare slip. Until one day I was driving along I40 in a 50mph crosswind, and a license plate blew off the truck passing me and hit my windshield, nearly scaring me to death. I said, fuck this non-cursing shit. Life's too fucking short.
Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2010 06:08 PM (Updet)
WTR, I'll cuss about him. After that first fish it got hot and the fishing got slow and he turned into a whiney little shit.
I finally distracted him by putting him in the casting seat in the back. Right about then the fish turned on and I wound up having to quit fishing and help him. He caught 3 more (and lost just about as many because he doesn't quite know how to pay attention yet).
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (QuP9W)
#69 ......my boy catch his first fish
Hey man give the little kid one of your friggin beers you cheap shit.
Posted by: A Moron what loves fish and beer at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (Cgu3Y)
Posted by: Scrotey McBoogerballs at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (YX6i/)
I GODDAMN HATE FORTRAN! IT IS THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPUTER LANGUAGE EVER WRITTEN! TAKE YOUR GODDAMN UNIT-OFFSET ARRAYS, YOUR LACK OF MEMORY MANAGEMENT, YOUR EVERYTHING-IS-A-GLOBAL-VARIABLE BULLSHIT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR COMPUTATIONAL ASS!
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:06 PM (Gk/wA)
Go fuck yourself and come back after you get some learnin'.
Posted by: Fortran at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (oi9k7)
Don't forget Noah B.
/I'd say "that cheeky slighter", but it may be going overboard.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:09 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: the chicken at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Tony Montana at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (5qJM5)
As someone who reads this blog rather avidly I would just like to say I have no fucking idea what is going on sometimes. Apparently there are a ton of fucking events and fucking rules that I never knew about.
What happened a year ago? When did swearing go by the wayside?
Honestly what the fuck?
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (DKV43)
Ok here's a semi-serious question:
Since Europe is now heading to a new new new "mansion" consisting of a cardboard box over a sewer grate because it spent all of it's money on social programs .....
where are those fucking ass-clown liberals who are always around telling us how fucking great Europeans are and their fucking social programs?
Because I'm not seeing them around as much anymore.
Posted by: Mullah Biden at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (MwCol)
What the hell happened on the infamous ONT thread?
It exists, somewhere.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 10:09 PM (Acgmr)
Maet put a direct link to it up over at the Yahoo group.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (t72+4)
I FUCKING HATE IT THAT IT'S ONLY FUCKING 50 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IT'S ALMOST FUCKING JUNE!!! WHEN IS IT GOING TO START GETTING FUCKING WARM?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: conanthelibertarian at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (Rxmu6)
Half your comments would make the Penthouse forum editor blush
That is such a fucking lie! I'd say only a quarter of them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: KZnextzone at May 23, 2010 10:04 PM (veaqz)
http://tinyurl.com/yejxgzh
Posted by: Nicole at May 23, 2010 06:12 PM (CH1cF)
Fuck AlGore, and his fucking house. I hope a fucking hole opens up and swallows that fucking estate whole and sends it to fucking hell with him in it.
*I''m starting to fucking enjoy this*
Posted by: Land of Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:12 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:12 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: scared rat at May 23, 2010 06:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:10 PM (Gk/wA)
Do you know it was fucking 78-degrees in Fairbanks, AK, yesterday? We're getting ripped off.
Posted by: Scrotey McBoogerballs at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: Al 'Big Carbon' Gore at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (5qJM5)
Evidentally, on last Memorial Day's ONT, a shit-storm of Ron Jermey's cock-sized proportions ensued.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 06:13 PM (Gk/wA)
Okay....anyway....
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 10:12 PM (3v1gS)
Yes. But I'm not necessarily answering this question of yours.
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (YX6i/)
Ass To Mouth.
I know one of you 'nettes have done it, the question is, which one?
Talk amongst yourselves.
*is this liberating or what ?*
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The state media at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: theCork at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (NUHcX)
Posted by: Jesus Fucking Christ at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:10 PM (Gk/wA)
The cooling that you feel is the proof that climate change and global warming is happening faster than you think. Buy my book and learn more!
Posted by: Al "Excelsior" Gore at May 23, 2010 06:14 PM (oi9k7)
I know one of you 'nettes have done it, the question is, which one?
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 10:14 PM (t72+4)
Hey, I've trained him to use mouthwash...most of the time.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Giant Greek at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (qE9Su)
Posted by: ghey scared rat at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (Yq+qN)
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
i want to take my dog to deer valley and climb mount Davis which is the tallest point in Pennsylvania. From the peak you can see into New York, Virgina, West Virginia, Maryland, Ohio, and Russia.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at May 23, 2010 06:15 PM (Uysm3)
Oh yah, Fuck...
Posted by: dEWy at May 23, 2010 06:16 PM (EEa0I)
Posted by: Jeff at May 23, 2010 06:16 PM (7z1z2)
Okay....anyway....
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
I can't goddamn answer you unless their is gratuitous profanity in the question.
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 06:16 PM (QuP9W)
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
I'm fucking golfing if it doesn't fucking rain. If it does, I'm going to the fucking OTB and play the fucking horse races.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:16 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:17 PM (erIg9)
I have some experiments planned for Saturday
Oh your chloroform experiments?? 
I go to the Indy 500 or a race party--dependent on whether I have tickets. I have tickets this year but I'm thinking I can sell them and make a good profit. I may go that route. If you've seen one race, you've pretty much seen them all. I'd rather have the money personally.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 06:17 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: theCork at May 23, 2010 06:17 PM (NUHcX)
Just for the record, I want you to know we always thought global warming was a crock and reported the facts straight up.
Posted by: The State Fucking media at May 23, 2010 06:17 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:14 PM (DKV43)
Gabe does that from time to time. I once got both Gabe and Drew to lose their shit in the same thread.
Has any one here got three of more of Ace's "writers" to go off in unison? That would be totally awesome.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:17 PM (oIp16)
when knights were bold,
and condoms weren't invented.
They tied a sock,
around their cocks,
and babies were prevented! YES!
Posted by: Fucking Marv Albert at May 23, 2010 06:18 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:18 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (CPefM)
I can't goddamn answer you unless their is gratuitous profanity in the question.
Go fuck yourself, cunt!
(too harsh?? I don't think this is a flamewar, so I retract the "cunt" part of that statement, mpfs!!!!
)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: Joe Smith, Geary, OK at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (w9bVp)
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
Not so much off really. But I figured I'd come in at about 11:30. Go out to a government funded lunch until about 3. Then go on a fact finding mission at the local strip club until about 5, and then back to the office to post on Kos for an hour or so.
Posted by: Some Fucking Government Employee at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:14 PM (DKV43)
Gabe does that from time to time. I once got both Gabe and Drew to lose their shit in the same thread.
Has any one here got three of more of Ace's "writers" to go off in unison? That would be totally awesome.
no. Drew I think was actually trying to get gabe to lay off i think. It was in one of those Rand Paul is going to destory the world threads that was coming 2 a day after the election.
I do remember Ace getting pretty heading in that ultimate ban hammer post. I think there were other co bloggers involved in that to.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (DKV43)
And all you bastards and bitches, have a great fucking night. And suck it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nicole at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (CH1cF)
Posted by: beerologist at May 23, 2010 06:19 PM (tgXx6)
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (LvhBv)
Posted by: Thea at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (/3dGX)
Well my swimming pool is open now. But nobody is allowed to pee in it.
I have yet to take my p******** b**** into it though as the weather started sucking. And that makes me damn irritated.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (RZ8pf)
It was almost perfect, but no Fucking LaceWigs?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:20 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Sherrif Joe no not the one in Arizona at May 23, 2010 06:21 PM (veaqz)
4 more years! Obama 2012!
(Hey, you wanted an obscenity, that's the worst one I can think of.)
I can one up you.
Obama Admin decides to nullify the 22nd Amendment in 2015 due to economic collapse.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:21 PM (DKV43)
35Why does "Fuck" always get all the publicity?
Technically, "Project Cockholster" never ended, so you have options. Just sayin.'
Posted by: genghis at May 23, 2010 06:21 PM (1XErj)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at May 23, 2010 06:21 PM (gvVzJ)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (CPefM)
FIFY
Posted by: Al at May 23, 2010 06:22 PM (oi9k7)
I forgot who did the routine; I just wanted to apply the same slight you once regularly used against me.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:22 PM (Yq+qN)
I do remember Ace getting pretty heading in that ultimate ban hammer post. I think there were other co bloggers involved in that to.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (DKV43)
Banhammer 1 is over 6000 now.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 06:22 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Star Spangled Beaner the anchor baby at May 23, 2010 06:22 PM (w9bVp)
This fucking thread is exactly the fucking reason why the motherfucking Democrats will pick up at least 5.4 million motherfucking seats in the House and Senate this fall.
Its just fucking common godamn sense you piece of shit ballsucking sister fucking wingers !
Posted by: snapdragqueen at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: NotAMolly at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (ADJFU)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (fi1gk)
Posted by: laceyunderalls thinking rules are always made to be broken at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (3v1gS)
Obama Admin decides to nullify the 22nd Amendment in 2015 due to economic collapse.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:21 PMInteresting... fuckin' interesting
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (sYxEE)
Bill Clinton Car Accident
MYFOXNY.COM - Former President Bill Clinton was unhurt when a van he was riding in was rear-ended on Connecticut's Merritt Parkway on Sunday.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (Acgmr)
no. Drew I think was actually trying to get gabe to lay off i think. It was in one of those Rand Paul is going to destory the world threads that was coming 2 a day after the election.
I do remember Ace getting pretty heading in that ultimate ban hammer post. I think there were other co bloggers involved in that to.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (DKV43)
Drew was trying to talk down Gabe??? Damn, I have a hard time envisioning that.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:23 PM (oIp16)
I am sick and tired of all the dang snakes on this plane
All those snakes and all you can say is "dang"?
Get the fuck out!
Posted by: The Fucking Cussing Commisioner at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (AMYl0)
You and me both, lacey.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (gofDd)
35Why does "Fuck" always get all the publicity?
Technically, "Project Cockholster" never ended, so you have options. Just sayin.'
Posted by: genghis at May 23, 2010 10:21 PM (1XErj)
COCKHOLSTER????...HEWWO, SAN FWAN CISCOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (5qJM5)
Everyone have off next Monday? Any fun plans??
A Memorial Day service. I better see you all there.
Posted by: 48%er at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (gxpfq)
She said it on Chris Wallace's show this morning. It was fucking great.
Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (Updet)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 10:22 PM (Yq+qN)
Bugger off you round heeled floozy?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 06:24 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Ace's Advertisers at May 23, 2010 06:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 06:25 PM (Gk/wA)
#202 I forgot who did the routine; I just wanted to apply the same slight you once regularly used against me.
Hehehe.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:25 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:25 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Nicole at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (CH1cF)
Please to be fucking me to have numerous laptop-batteries everywhere you always want! My laptop-battery will please you most generously!
Posted by: Laptop-battery guy at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (oi9k7)
A shoulder bruise from a SKS?
You must be holding it wrong.
----------------------
Yep. At one point I tried a bench-rested group, but I wasn't prepared. After kludging an ammo can and two sweatshirts for a rest, I still couldn't get a good cheek-and-shoulder weld. Took most of the recoil on the upper bicep. And we were also skeetin' with a light single-shot 12 gauge.
Oh, and fuckin' cumwhore.
Posted by: schizuki at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (Xd9fe)
Had a bike up for sale on CL, and a guy emails me asking if I'd be interested in a straight up trade for a 98 yamaha R1. His bike is worth considerably more than mine, by about 2K worth. I say uh, sure, why would you want to trade that far down? He tells me he can't ride what I've now affectionately named Darth Cheney.
So we meet, inspect each other's rides, I had a near mint maxim 1100, and we agree that we would like to make the trade. So, titles are produced, appropriate signatures are rendered, and I ride home on the R1. Maniacal laughter notwithstanding from the 150 horses between my legs, but I digress.
I told him I'd install the new tires I had for the maxim anytime he wanted them done, and that was fine by him.
Now, he's making noises that he wants the R1 back.
If you were me, what do you do?
p.s. fuck
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (erIg9)
Nite M&M's
Posted by: NotAMolly at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (ADJFU)
Posted by: Somefuck at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (3Dnuf)
We're having a NASTY storm here right now. I may be struck down at any minute. Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (UOM48)
It could be a dangerous weekend for me, I'll get paid the Friday before
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 06:26 PM (Gk/wA)
A month after oil spill began, Obama begins taking charge
Begins taking charge?
Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 23, 2010 10:25 PM (HfesM)
What can I ummmmmmm, say...I'm a fucking, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, pragmatist.
Posted by: TEH WON at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (5qJM5)
Banhammer 1 is over 6000 now
really. I can't even load the page anymore. It takes forever.
good times.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (DKV43)
Also, relationships with girls named Stephanie never got off the ground because they were fucking stuck-up teases, and girls named Chris were fucking backstabbing succubi.
Does anyone else have these types of threads in their lives?
Posted by: Gran at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (kmmbv)
100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 10:25 PM (CPefM)
Did you see "The World According to Garp"?
Posted by: KZnextzone at May 23, 2010 06:27 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 06:28 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:28 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 23, 2010 10:20 PM (LvhBv)
FTFY
Posted by: The Fucking Burger KING at May 23, 2010 06:28 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: sybilll at May 23, 2010 06:28 PM (28DRp)
I want the ONT crew to give me their two cents on somethin I'm dealing with here.
Had a bike up for sale on CL, and a guy emails me asking if I'd be interested in a straight up trade for a 98 yamaha R1. His bike is worth considerably more than mine, by about 2K worth. I say uh, sure, why would you want to trade that far down? He tells me he can't ride what I've now affectionately named Darth Cheney.
So we meet, inspect each other's rides, I had a near mint maxim 1100, and we agree that we would like to make the trade. So, titles are produced, appropriate signatures are rendered, and I ride home on the R1. Maniacal laughter notwithstanding from the 150 horses between my legs, but I digress.
I told him I'd install the new tires I had for the maxim anytime he wanted them done, and that was fine by him.
Now, he's making noises that he wants the R1 back.
If you were me, what do you do?
p.s. fuck
that's odd. Is the title now in your name? Also, more importantly, did the guy come across as insane? If yes, then I would give him the bike back.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (DKV43)
I told him I'd install the new tires I had for the maxim anytime he wanted them done, and that was fine by him.
Now, he's making noises that he wants the R1 back.
If you were me, what do you do?
Change my phone number.
(Never, EVER have anything to do with the other guy after buying/selling a vehicle or house.)
Posted by: I.P. Address at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (b+X6h)
Now, he's making noises that he wants the R1 back.
If you were me, what do you do?
A trade's a trade. Fuck him.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (CPefM)
Swearing should be like spices - used real fucking sparingly and only to empathize.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Rabbi Gonzman at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (7A2F1)
Bugger off you round heeled floozy?
You asking me nicely, you gormless bugger? What a nancy boy.
227 #202 Hehehe.
Now, if I could only recall some of the others...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (6d7H4)
p.s. fuck
You're halfway there. If the titles were signed over, fuck him.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (d88g9)
motherfucking
sonofabitching
obamaloving
pieceofshit
assholes!
Also known as democrats.
I feel better now.
and yet, I still want to strangle them all.
and tinyurl because of line length can suck my balls.
Posted by: Deathknyte at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (12blM)
1-2-3 no fucking tradebacks!
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:29 PM (erIg9)
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty.
That fucking whore.
Posted by: The Fucking Dice Man at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (nqCRm)
It could be a dangerous weekend for me, I'll get paid the Friday before
Are you going to be cashing it out in all $1 bills??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (3v1gS)
Okay Captain America is fucking Obama up his ass while he is fucking Larry Sinclair up his while Michelle is getting doubleteamed by Bo and a Lavender Lantern.
I call it.....The Aristocrats.
Posted by: palin-steele (still unemployed) at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (t72+4)
Congratufuckinlations for what? What in the fucking hell are you talking about?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (Acgmr)
Fuck him, Facts -- tell him a deal's a fucking deal, dig?
PS I had a '99 R1...you'll likey!
Posted by: billygoat at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (5qJM5)
p.s. fuck
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 10:26 PM (erIg9)
I'd tell him to fuck off. A deal is a deal.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: laceyunderalls thinking rules are always made to be broken at
May 23, 2010 10:23 PM (3v1gS)
You madam are the worst person in the world.
Posted by: Some Fucking Bathtub Boy at May 23, 2010 06:30 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Gran at May 23, 2010 10:27 PM (kmmbv)
Hey buddy, you were not exactly a picnic yourself.
Posted by: All the Jim's in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:31 PM (oIp16)
Posted by: Charlie fuckin' Gibson, bitches at May 23, 2010 06:31 PM (Xd9fe)
Posted by: billygoat at May 23, 2010 10:30 PM (5qJM5)
am liking it quite a lot, having a buckfitty worth of horsepowers under your ass is how you say, larcenous?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (erIg9)
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (d88g9)
A month after oil spill began, Obama begins taking charge
Begins taking charge?
Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 23, 2010 10:25 PM (HfesM)
Do you know how hard it is to get this much golfing in?
Posted by: Some Fucking Empty Suit at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (bgcml)
If you were me, what do you do?
p.s. fuck
Give it to me and tell him "sorry bro I don't have it no mo"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (IqfKc)
everyone must curse at least once in their comments.
oh shit motherfuckers, this is a goddamn great thing for a fucking sailor!!
btw, i'm too fucking tired to read up in the cocksucking comments but the blackhawks beat some assholes and are in the stanley cup!!
anyway, what up bitches?
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (Acgmr)
really. I can't even load the page anymore. It takes forever.
good times.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:27 PM (DKV43)
It is kind of resting. I just perform maintenance so spam doesn't claim the last post for long.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 06:32 PM (dQdrY)
Maet,
Yeeeehaaaw tears of joy to my eyes. I feel good..
So because I'm seeing that I'm eating the best diet ever, I feel like I have set the conditions to allow myself most any physical feat running a million miles, back flips, chopping bricks in half with my penis, juggling watermelons, infinite orgasms, focused work, ushering in of peace and prosperity on earth, telepathy, distance healing, love powers that are completely RIDUUUCULOUS and (w)holy platonic to moronettes as well, infinite fun power, direct ability to see life and death and be alive and know of death and such and so forth and just be aligned and coordinated in my happiness and not give a fuck - lol. That moment itself of remembering that we're not supposed to curse in the public forum that's hilarious I am like a child playing games and am a man. I have all the powers and freedom to be me I can do whatever I want. I follow my love I follow my intuitions even when they're ridiculous and am always happily rewarded and am shown a new dimension of being. My presence just grows and grows my relaxation, my strength, my determination, all grow from my failures and what grows from them. Failure is so flipping common. Think about a fruit tree and how many fruit it gives before they turn to trees. What's the success rate? maybe high maybe low I don't know the important thing to remember is that I am the BEST at everything and no one can beat me because I am the fastest strongest smartest most beautiful and tallest 6'3" person alive. honestly, it's just hilarious seeing my beliefs and how I have unknown desires on all these different levels and how I manage to achieve all of them without knowing like the perfect financial situation, relationships, experiences, lessons, family love, wisdom growth, fun fun, scope of experience and understanding and faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith in me you we they free be rolling golden living richer than the olden days in the garden of eden sing praise lift haze for the people rat-cheted in the maze machete the mish mash of trite trash that bashes their eternals before you burn urns you'll sing hymnals for infinite mmm the rolls of silver tingles intermingle with my ecstasy it's like heaven's having sex in me like this moment's my exact destiny and I'm blessed to see me free writing smiting the foolish fools and trumping jesus in my abundance because i'm rich enough to cast pearls before swine lost in the muddy mind in the mucky muck castles in the clouds because guess what i'm proud to be exactly me and i needn't hide my pride because that's exactly what i feel in the inside like let's ride roll on to infinity there's plenty of yum i fucking love this no drugs necessary at all jesus thank you i am so lucky and i fucking KNOW THIS i have done it i have sucked the dick of lsd not gay that's just teat suckling for energy and i've got plenty everflowing best believe in spirit knowing where i'm going because best conceive I AM SHOWING UP for this LIFETIME every Mom-Meant for my primetime and yours too so let it tickle and find out that your true nature was never fickle always straight on no dallying life so rich there's no reason for tallying up connections perfection all direction and every erection is holy. the fact that i want to fuck is neither flagrant nor moley but i do want to make avogadros number so in time i plan to plunder every ray of sun there thunder may clap but i don't care because i stare at the sun and i never drift just like my drishti when she's with me and i never drip until it's time to bust mine to turn this 0 into a plus sign and i'm reading symbols but there are unnecessary once you deeply know no thing can Be scary because I'm sharing essence no crime in that false flag operations founded on running from the pussy cat imagine that seven thousand years of domination just because lonely old men can't love their masturbation. i'll amass a nation and they're sharing love know the truth internal up and above and every individual will rap deeper metaphysical than the wisest old man and leave him straight quizzical straight whizzed by the whipper snappers spouting truth from their trappers that's crazier than mad hatters but once the bullshit glass ceiling shatters the only thing that matters is up and how we're gonna find ourselves there - i don't say get there cause i don't really care cause i'm already here i am all ready clear and what's near me is nero's showing that they think rome's burning well at least they're playing, in a matter of days they're going to stop paying from spraying and that's what i'm saying and the cards that i'm playing, and if they don't intend it best believe i'll amend it before these collapsing kittehs what for Godd to send it and yes I mean with double d's because women with wisdom speaking truth to kingdom will yield more jizz dumb than they know. if women got active with that power oh dear what would flow just so you know i'm not hating on you for what you didn't do i'm just busting the lines and not worrying about the poo people get ready there's a train a coming don't buy no tickets but don't wait for the crickets neither to while out and make sure to make love when the suns out your life is yours even through the chores bores and wars those lives are and were and will forever be yours.
god i love writing like being in place and riding lightning and it's not frightening and i'm enlightening man because i am not this flesh intermeshed with sex and death money and crests peaks and whistles balls and thistles prickles and sickles the threshold gets deeper as death's clarity as broom sweeper glistens up so y'all better listen up be cause your mission's up to you act like the rope-a-dopes and eat other's poo i'm not making this up for the few i'm saying it cause it's true like 99% of you Morons do, but not me cause my shit's pesticide free and your better be cuz 70% of conventional farms get city sewage for free and if you leaned on me you'd find we share roots and the sprays killing our food just to stay cute acting like we don't kick ourselves up the boot everytime we buy sub-optimal wind up busting it all in the hospital. i'll play the cop for you all until you get back around. spank the shit out of your ass until you pass the clown bullshit you've been paying for and it's deeper than mental, i know 99% of people think their life is a rental BE-LIVE Me that's detrimental. this night this light this tight wet all go right when you read lines accept the silence in the peace minds colon cleansing for the behind re-networking the hive mind i got chive rinds on the grind waking me up tomato powers heating me up i'm not making this up substances dance in my medley mono-meals provide the remedy for stale drudgery believe a person that spends no time with the sludge no-budgery those are the droll holes get plugged like a boat swole your shit's supposed to sink but that don't mean even farts oughtta stink matter of fact i think if you're living right you won't get gas even in a liver fight read the words already written to find out a love story between smitten and kitteh between smiting and fighting that crashes together in lightning boom frisky but you hear the sound after no sense of self to clean up no disaster i come after the storm when we're tethered i love you more than birds of a feather no type of clever could come through this lest i knew you'd be reading this lest i do you by feeding this lest you fuel me by readying this holy shit rhymes can not touch the purity crimes cannot hurt the purity the message the mission key turned ignited professing blessing one million tears dissolved never stressing i have power through these words touching those i've never heard those i've never hurt and the fine woman whom with i now flirt and from here the mind can run up one thousand skirts and find ten thousand loves and find the truth that all pigeons are in love with doves and that all men deserve it and all women can de-serve it too like life is so grand there isn't even any serving to do we just eat it fruit and plant seeds repeat and praise meat for the sentience it breeds all life as loving and keeping the flues out the oven no smoking ashes unnecessary as trash is. destroying produce clashes with the intensive protective projective heal harmonize the collective never meant to live life sieved out always got something to give so i give out and sometimes i hit crystal but low meth sulfur death i'm talking focused firing like luger pistols lined up members of my family for dipshit rottens idea of destiny comes from their emotional apathy and lack of clarity never having felt the orgasm of charity that happens from one good deed. never knowing the schizophrene's orgasming infinitude breaches more waves than gratitude. the I AM WHO I AM and in touch with God's Plan and I'm a planner too and that means heaven's coming up just for you and we can all fit on this ball of mine and we can all fit in this ball on my mind. i show you my power and your flower grows. i walk barefoot on concrete with warm toes and rhymes show divine's holy constant diatribes unnecessary but i don't ask for diatribes i'm looking for die tribe Die Tribe in German papa ist zuruck and that's all clear all the deutsch i know is enough to buy the berlin obst and gemuse for you and i love the ran-dumb relay races that remind me of moments of unkempt graces, that moment when i photographed my feces that looked like calligraphy uploaded it web-tastically and got the thumbs up and i'm aware of the meddling diddling that might not occur if i'd spent more time with her and here i am unstoppably purr fect with my know self unstoppably purrplexed with this gnosis in the best complex ever and i know that any nutball can say i'm insane and not clever but my nuts are tethered to this creation and i've got the no-thing that you don't need to get living. the non-no-thing that gets your realizing what you don't need that gets us spontaneously knowing how to not feed on murder or waste another free life as a sheep herder or ship hurter chip harder on the shoulder unleash your love to find boldness in boulders rocks emanate strength and roots crack them. rocks emanate love and crack sprack em. Can I now channel Sarah Jessica Parker? Just a little clit remark..Please???
Fondly,
SiM
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (tamie)
I'd fuck Sawyer in a heart beat. Plus, he's from fucking Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (CPefM)
laceyunderalls, lifetime television for women has a true cheerleader story movie on right nowÂ…
Oh, and so I don't run afoul of Maet's rule,
Fuck. Not just a little bit, but a lot. I mean seriously FUCK as in totally fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)
yes, bike is now titled in my name. he mostly came across as clueless and an idiot.
Well, one the law is on your side. So if you decide to keep it there is nothing he can do.
However, if its your conscience that is bothering you, then give it back if it eats away at you. If the trade went down as you described it, with you telling him the bike was worth much more and he made the trade anyway, then you shouldn't give it back. You are not responsible for someones bad judgement or buyer remorse.
Also, ask youself this. Do you think he would give you your bike back if you asked for it? If the answer is no, then keep the bike, and enjoy the Cheney Rocket between your legs.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: beerologist at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (tgXx6)
Not only was the Memorial Day ONT considered epically filthy, it was 1400 comments long. A former commenter brought up her preferred seckshul shenanigans and justified them when someone took offense. For the polite among us, think All-night banking, or ATM for short. As I recall, most 'rons and 'ettes were well over the legal intoxication limit it being a holiday weekend and all.
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 06:33 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: sybilll at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (28DRp)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 10:28 PM (DRoHA)
My damn dad made me clean out the garage today. I hate that dude.
Posted by: Slapflagon at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Gran at May 23, 2010 10:27 PM (kmmbv)
Why, yes. Never met a girl named Lisa who I didn't love, and she broke my heart.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (dQdrY)
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"What are you looking at, fuckhead?”
Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shithead at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: billygoat at May 23, 2010 10:30 PM (5qJM5)
Yes!!!...that think would catch air in every, fucking, gear!
Posted by: billygoat at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (5qJM5)
I'd fuck Sawyer in a heart beat. Plus, he's from fucking Georgia.
I'm not fucking surprised.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:34 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010
10:29 PM (Acgmr)
Yeah, like explosions.
BOOOOOM MOTHER FUCKER!
Posted by: Mochael Bay at May 23, 2010 06:35 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 10:33 PM (CPefM)
funny thing, he did mention that he was scared of it.
also, fuck.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:35 PM (erIg9)
Uncle facts Every time I've ever sold a car I've had people come out and say they would have given me more for it. This guy probably had some friends come by and fill his head. Drop off the tires and Fuck him. A deal is a deal.
If he wants he can take you to Judge Judy. I think she'll side with you.
Posted by: KZnextzone at May 23, 2010 06:35 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 23, 2010 06:36 PM (6d7H4)
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
Then the bird said, "who the fuck took my cracker?"
Posted by: Edgar Allen Prick at May 23, 2010 06:36 PM (3Dnuf)
If you put mayonnaise on pizza and eat it, will your heart explode?
Counter-question: Why the fuck would you put mayo on a pizza?
And your heart will explode...after a few years.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:36 PM (Acgmr)
Gotta go wash me hair morons. The hair on my fucking head you pervs.
Be back.
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 10:35 PM (QuP9W)
I hear tartar sauce makes a great conditioner.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Giant Greek at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (qE9Su)
My damn dad made me clean out the garage today. I hate that dude.
You have a fucking dad? Bullshit!
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (AMYl0)
Not only was the Memorial Day ONT considered epically filthy, it was 1400 comments long. A former commenter brought up her preferred seckshul shenanigans and justified them when someone took offense. For the polite among us, think All-night banking, or ATM for short. As I recall, most 'rons and 'ettes were well over the legal intoxication limit it being a holiday weekend and all.
dear lord i have a lot less respect for the moronettes, assuming there is something less than nothing. I think that ONT thread should be dipped in boiling water and then cremated.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:35 PM (Gk/wA)
What if it wasn't actually mayo? And it was just like one time in college?
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (bgcml)
Daves are usually good guys.
Nick's your buddy.
Daryls are doomed to at least mild fucktardedness.
Posted by: schizuki at May 23, 2010 06:37 PM (Xd9fe)
He wants to trade back? Gee, that's just too fucking bad.
Posted by: The Guy Who Says Gee, That's Just Too Fucking Bad at May 23, 2010 06:38 PM (nqCRm)
You made 712 fucking comments last week. Congrats on 1st place.
That's a fucking lame achievement. Lots of quick bullshit. Nothing really epic or interesting.
/At least I snagged the crown from that lame-ass pretender logprof.
//Said in love logprof, I still think you're awesome!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:38 PM (Acgmr)
The real Lost question: Why didn't the fucking fat dude ever lose weight?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:38 PM (UOM48)
Just curious sickinmass..are you bi-fucking-polar?
Posted by: beerologist at May 23, 2010 06:38 PM (tgXx6)
I can provide a fine hair conditioner and hair gel. Just give me the lingerie section of the newspaper.
Posted by: Ben Stiller at May 23, 2010 06:39 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:39 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 23, 2010 06:39 PM (pq986)
Posted by: Chuck at May 23, 2010 06:39 PM (dSkY8)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 06:39 PM (iBTj9)
Sickinmass is off his meds again. This could become fucking epic.
And by the way, I was long gone by the time the cash machine conversations happened last year. So donÂ’t go trying to hang any of that naughty stuff on me.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (gofDd)
How are we 300+ posts in on a thread like this and no one has mentioned boobies??
You're all a bunch of fucking disappointments.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: James Dodd at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (5qJM5)
Breadfruit, coconut milk, pineapple juice, and avocado -- and a good bar at the cast hotel.
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (CPefM)
Nevar. All of the co-bloggers are jewels of restraint.
Posted by: Giant Greek at May 23, 2010 10:37 PM (qE9Su)
I say the real reason is that the frequency of more than two being simultaneously sober are right up there with total planetary alignment. How often is that? Maybe once every 100,000 years?
Posted by: All the Jim's in San Diego at May 23, 2010 06:40 PM (oIp16)
He ate a lot of Darma Initiative mayo?
Somebody actually asked Hurley that in the 1st season, but I don't remember who.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (Acgmr)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
But leave the toilet seat up one more time, my light,
And I'll cave in your fucking cranium with a ball peen hammer when you're sleeping.
Posted by: Elizabeth Barret Brownshirt at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: The Guy Who Says Gee, That's Just Too Fucking Bad at May 23,
2010 10:38 PM (nqCRm)
that's the way I'm leanin, kinda thinking tough shit cockholster.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (erIg9)
Eeek.
Oh "phooey"!
Posted by: Y-not is in a pickle at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Guy thinking outside her box at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Nicole at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (CH1cF)
I always wanted to be gangraped by a Spetsnaz commando platoon up the squeekhole while the Russian national anthem was playing.
There, I said it.
Posted by: T-Dud at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Noah at May 23, 2010 06:41 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: DR AMY FUCKING BISHOP! at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (nqCRm)
^ "He is a humble man, with much to be humble about."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (Yq+qN)
You're all a bunch of fucking disappointments.
The hell with sheaths of flesh and fat. They're fucking useless.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (UOM48)
If you put mayonnaise on pizza and eat it, will your heart explode?
Counter-question: Why the fuck would you put mayo on a pizza?
And your heart will explode...after a few years.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010
10:36 PM (Acgmr)
--Speaking of, I ate at Beer Bros. a new restaurant here in Regina. Instead of mustard on the burger I ate last night, they put mayonnaise infused with stout beer. Pretty good, and also good for dipping fries.
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (DRoHA)
There. No more needs to be said, no more can be said. That, and this video..
http://tinyurl.com/2ea6qb3
There. My job is done and so is yours
Wolf
Posted by: mr wolf at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (71Bb0)
Posted by: Guy thinking outside her box at May 23, 2010 06:42 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:43 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: James Dodd at May 23, 2010 10:40 PM (5qJM5)
you know what the sound of an 870 feeding a live round into the chamber sounds like? Sounds exactly like DON'T YOU FUCKIN MOVE.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:44 PM (erIg9)
I watched Horse Face on Late Nite Bravo Thursday fucking night.
Sarah Jessica Fucking Parker was on Late Nite Bravo Thursday fucking night?
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:45 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: mcgurk at May 23, 2010 06:45 PM (Wx6bt)
308 A fucking friend called from Seattle tonight and bragged to my fucking ass about how they had the mildest fucking winter EVAH. Fucking bitch.
well, we've had a very cool spring too so there's that
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at May 23, 2010 06:45 PM (gvVzJ)
352 that silly bitchass show is filmed here in shit land and i can say i've never seen a single fucking episode of that bullshit.
and fuck the fat cocksucker on it, lard ass bitch
Posted by: navycopjoe at May 23, 2010 06:45 PM (gg4j2)
//Said in love logprof, I still think you're awesome!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010
10:38 PM (Acgmr)
--I'm glad, considering I was busy this week. Ideally, I would disappear from the rankings for a week or two. Since next weekend is another conference and it is in the Eastern Time Zone, I may just do that.
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:46 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:46 PM (gofDd)
I watched Horse Face on Late Nite Bravo Thursday fucking night.
Sarah Jessica Fucking Parker was on Late Nite Bravo Thursday fucking night?
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:45 PM (AMYl0)
at first I was gonna ask how you knew it was her, but I guess the feedbag and saddle gave it away.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:46 PM (erIg9)
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to take it up the shitter from a Thai tranny?
Posted by: William Butler fuckin' Yeats at May 23, 2010 06:46 PM (Xd9fe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (UOM48)
I remember reading that ONT and possibly participating in the early parts, then watching in something between horror and amusement as it went on.
Think I might have started using the term Ace After Dark instead of ONT then.
Posted by: Who knows at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (7FgWm)
Fits right in line with the fucking Moron lifestyle.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Guy thinking outside her box at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (ZN1y4)
Think of it as purging all the profanity just long enough to get through the meeting.
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (gofDd)
>>Just curious sickinmass..are you bi-fucking-polar?
FuCK No!
>>Sickinmass is off his meds again...
Never did them PGiS. I express myself with words..fucking words.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (tamie)
If you're using the ATM, should you get overdraft protection?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:45 PM (Gk/wA)
Sure, but only if you are prone to withdrawing too fast.
Can get messy.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:47 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:48 PM (UOM48)
The joke is on her because in Seattle it is still fucking winter.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 06:48 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:48 PM (erIg9)
Yeah, but remember the Blade of Olympus is fucking charged up! And ready to kick the ass of anybody that fucks with me.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:48 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 10:48 PM (IqfKc)
in Seattle it's always fucking winter.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:49 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:49 PM (UOM48)
at first I was gonna ask how you knew it was her, but I guess the feedbag and saddle gave it away.
Actually it was the fucking bridle. It has a special fucking attachment for her fucking gargantuan chin.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:50 PM (AMYl0)
Agreed. Save the flame war stuff for another time.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:50 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Noah at May 23, 2010 06:50 PM (1WKuC)
At one point he asked me, "is that what it really says?" and the first thing I thought was, "You think I'm making this shit up?"
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:50 PM (d88g9)
Is that pretty good?
I found one when I was weeding fuckin' maters today.
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 06:50 PM (ZN1y4)
Actually it was the fucking bridle. It has a special fucking attachment for her fucking gargantuan chin.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:50 PM (AMYl0)
so they finally got permission to use the Gateway Arch for that?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 06:51 PM (erIg9)
And by the way, I was long gone by the time the cash machine conversations happened last year. So donÂ’t go trying to hang any of that naughty stuff on me.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Me, too, PGiS. It was like a train wreck that you couldn't look away from, but I finally had to call it quits and go to bed. Commenced reading where I left off the next morning. It took me till noon to finish. The mister and chilluns kept asking what I was laughing about.
#349 -- Noah, is that you, as in Noah Body from the Memorial Day 1400 Thread?
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 06:51 PM (W8m8i)
I like the weather in Seattle it mostly fits my damn mood.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ziptie at May 23, 2010 06:51 PM (0135J)
A little bird with yellow bill
Sat perched upon my windowsill
I lured it in with bits of bread
And then I smashed his little fucking head
Bobby
Posted by: Robert Whore Frost or is that hoar at May 23, 2010 06:51 PM (GyxD+)
Posted by: Sarah Festus Parker at May 23, 2010 06:52 PM (UOM48)
I like the weather in Seattle it mostly fits my damn mood.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 10:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Cloudy with a chance of sweetballs ?
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:52 PM (t72+4)
Better he grow up early. He's got a national debt to pay! Next week: getting a job!
Posted by: Baracky O. at May 23, 2010 06:52 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:53 PM (d88g9)
Yeah, that's an idea... but I'm already worried I'll slip up and order an iced tea!
I think I'll try to use self-control tonight. If he gets the job, I'll spend our last couple of months in California drinking, swearing, and dressing provocatively.
Oh, fiddlesticks!
Posted by: Y-not is in a pickle at May 23, 2010 06:53 PM (Kn9r7)
I have ear wax problems. It is awful. So, IÂ’m not going to watch that damn video.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:53 PM (RZ8pf)
391 384 Yeah, but remember the Blade of Olympus is fucking charged up! And ready to kick the ass of anybody that fucks with me.
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 06:53 PM (Yq+qN)
in Seattle it's always fucking
winter.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23,
2010 10:49 PM (erIg9)
Yes. Please make sure to tell all your fucking friends, this. Especially if your faggot friends are from California, or anything New England.
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 06:54 PM (YX6i/)
so they finally got permission to use the Gateway Arch for that?
It's a replica, like the watches.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 06:54 PM (AMYl0)
at first I was gonna ask how you knew it was her, but I guess the feedbag and saddle gave it away.
Actually it was the fucking bridle. It has a special fucking attachment for her fucking gargantuan chin.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:50 PM (AMYl0)
Was there a horse cock anywhere in sight?
Posted by: Mathew at May 23, 2010 06:54 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 06:54 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 06:55 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: Blazer
Eat a bag of salted dicks Blazer.
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 06:55 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: the Wookie at May 23, 2010 06:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:55 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:54 PM (1WKuC)
--Dude! Where you been? You still in HI?
Shit, maybe joan will show up next. . . .
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:55 PM (DRoHA)
I have ear wax problems. It is awful. So, IÂ’m not going to watch that damn video.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 10:53 PM (RZ8pf)
Nobody should watch the video. I just about lost my dinner. I'm not fucking kidding.
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 06:56 PM (YX6i/)
I hear tartar sauce makes a great conditioner.
Posted by: Blazer
Eat a bag of salted dicks Blazer.
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 10:55 PM (QuP9W)
hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 06:57 PM (t72+4)
If you're using the ATM, should you get overdraft protection?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2010 10:45 PM (Gk/wA)
Actually, I'd suggest a dental dam for the lady.
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 06:57 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 06:57 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 06:57 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: fucking Bomber at May 23, 2010 10:16 PM (d88g9)
That sounded nothing like Karen Carpenter, you scurvy bastard.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 06:57 PM (q8CmE)
Fuck yeah!!!
Posted by: Herb Romaine at May 23, 2010 10:57 PM (4zkkW)
--Welcome!
What's your story?
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 06:58 PM (DRoHA)
Fuck yeah!!!
Welcome to the fucking mess, Herb. How the hell are you doing?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 06:58 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 06:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 06:58 PM (1WKuC)
Not me. But I have seen that person around here a time or two.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 06:58 PM (d88g9)
Damn this cheerleader movie is slightly naughty.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
So, I was at the bar in Beruit, all alone, nursing a scotch. Then she walked in. The Secretary of State was fit, very fit. And the pantsuit clung to her firm but jiggly body like plastic wrap clings to a leftover porkchop. The swarthy natives in the bar faded into the background as we made eye contact. She ordered a Dewars, a double, and I knew it was on . . .
Posted by: Sphynx at May 23, 2010 06:59 PM (xilNI)
I, too, sing America.
I am the darker brother.
They send me to eat in the kitchen
When company comes,
But I laugh,
And eat well,
And grow strong.
Tomorrow,
I'll be at the table
When company comes.
Nobody'll dare
Say to me,
"Eat in the kitchen,"
Then.
Because if they do I'll jam my icepick into the fucking eye sockets of every white cracker in the room.
Posted by: Langston Fucking Hughes at May 23, 2010 06:59 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 10:57 PM (v5Q3C)
That would be par for the Moron course.
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 06:59 PM (W8m8i)
Fuck yeah!!!
Posted by: Herb Romaine at May 23, 2010 10:57 PM (4zkkW)
--Welcome!
What's your story?I hope it's not some rambling bullshit about getting foreclosed on.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (d88g9)
Ode to SJP:
You hag, you scag,
You sleazy, slimy slut.
Between your thighs a fungus lies,
And maggots crawl out your butt.
Before I'd kiss those scabby lips,
Or suck those festered tits,
I'd drink a gallon of buzzard guts,
And die of the drizzlin' shits.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (AMYl0)
Eat bite shit fuck gobble nibble chew.
Nipple bosom hair pie finger fuck screw.
Moose pud cat crack orangotang tit.
Owl pussy sheep cock bucket full of shit.
Posted by: pendejo grande at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (ipxsa)
I have never watched an episode of this "Lost" thing people are talking about. I guess it's science fiction for people who can't tolerate science fiction, or something like that. It doesn't make me "better" or anything that I haven't watched it.
On second thought, it does.
Posted by: cranky-d at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (Y59jj)
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (+XUbm)
So what everyone on the thread.
Speaking of persons on the thread, where's Bill D. Cat?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (Yq+qN)
Just saw that some chic named Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape coming out. Not sure who she is, but than you anyway God.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (t72+4)
Hi jc-fucking-jimi, havenÂ’t seen you around the ONT lately, things going well for you?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:00 PM (RZ8pf)
I think that was a rule violation. Or several.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:01 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:58 PM (1WKuC)
Where ya been? Prison?
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 07:01 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at May 23, 2010 07:01 PM (HF2US)
Posted by: Splooge of Sparta at May 23, 2010 07:01 PM (w9bVp)
I'm fucking offended -- my fucking horse is a helluva lot fucking better looking than that fucked up fuckwit bag of bones SJP.
If she really fucking did look like a goddamn fucking horse, she'd have been fucking shot by fucking mistake by now by some fucking soft hearted fucking cowboy who couldn't bear to see fucking Dobbin in fucking misery.
And I'm in a shitload of pain right now, because my daughter's brand new, baby horse kneecapped me tonight -- little pissant bastard son of a bitch-whore (which his fucking mother is being I might add) -- and I have to hobble back out there in another hour and do the fucking night watch on him, little fucker and my motherfucking goddamned piece of shit knee is already fucking swollen to twice its normal fucking size and the front of my fucking leg and top of my fucking foot is numb. So great yee fucking haw time will fucking be had by me tonight. Fuck!
There, was that enough cussing (and perhaps extreme run on sentence)?
Posted by: unknown jane at May 23, 2010 07:01 PM (5/yRG)
I see you fancy titties. I, too, find them fetching.
Posted by: Guy thinking outside her box at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (1WKuC)
Glad Demolition Man got that wrong.
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 10:57 PM (v5Q3C)
That would be par for the Moron course.
Posted by: Miss Manners at May 23, 2010 10:59 PMI was looking for an excuse that wouldn't arouse suspicion.
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Juice of Justinian at May 23, 2010 07:02 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: mudshark at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (DlLyT)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (1WKuC)
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (Yq+qN)
My cousin is in the hospital in Phoenix and I had to pick up my 75yo uncle and take him to the hospital.
I should have knocked before walking into my uncle's room. He hasn't seen me in 5 years. I have different hair, weight, and beard now.
He keeps a pistol on his headboard.
It's amazing how much family information I remembered to save my life.
Old rednecks are fucking scary bastards when roused from hibernation.
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (ZN1y4)
I love DRT stories.
Breaking news on the 10PM newscast here. Some homeowner shot & killed a home invader.
Que "Another One Bites The Dust"
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 07:03 PM (+XUbm)
Hey Sassy. Good point. I guess it's today because of the date.
How's your vampire friend?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (Acgmr)
Noah, you know how it is: Life's a bitch and then you die.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (DRoHA)
Blazer, Kendra is one of (was one of ) Heff's former playthings.
Apparently one of the tapes involves girl-on-girl-on-guy-on guy-on blow-updoll-on goat-on.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (3v1gS)
476,
Horse hooves fucking hurt, don't they?
I caught one in the thight once--thought I was gonna fucking puke, it hurt so bad.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (AMYl0)
Scott J. it was on the television after the movie I was watching and I just left it on. ItÂ’s based on the true story of those Texas cheerleaders that got in a bunch of trouble. Now I want to see exactly what they finally got busted for because so far theyÂ’ve gotten out of everything because one of their motherÂ’s is the principal.
obl. Fuckity fuck.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)
It's a year to the day, isn't it? Or was it the 25th, I forgot?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:05 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:05 PM (1WKuC)
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
Tits?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 23, 2010 07:05 PM (7VvJB)
So, y'all were going to celebrate last year's thread without me? And by the way, shouldn't we be celebrating this, oh, say, during Memorial Day weekend?
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 11:02 PM (AxbLV)
Sassy, it wouldnt have been possible without our hot resident dirty Jewish princess.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:05 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 07:05 PM (+XUbm)
Apparently one of the tapes involves girl-on-girl-on-guy-on guy-on blow-updoll-on goat-on.....
You had me at tapes.
Posted by: Bondage guy at May 23, 2010 07:06 PM (XBdMr)
p.s. fuck
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 10:26 PM (erIg9)
You guys signed titles- unless you want that old piece of shit of yours back, I'd say he's fucked. T'aint noting the motherfucker can do about it. Fuck him. Up the ass. With a rusty cactus. Sideways.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 07:06 PM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (AxbLV)
Blazer, Kendra is one of (was one of ) Heff's former playthings.
Apparently one of the tapes involves girl-on-girl-on-guy-on guy-on blow-updoll-on goat-on.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 11:04 PM (3v1gS)
Yessssssssssssssss !!
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:03 PM (1WKuC)
--Still in MB myself. Well, actually in SK at this moment . . .
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (Yq+qN)
Hey La dee La Dee
Posted by: Charles Terminator Johnson at May 23, 2010 10:55 PM (sYxEE)
Aye yi yi yi, your mother swims after troopships!
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (erIg9)
So, was it Memorial Day or 4th of July when all the cleavage pics showed up?
That was the first ONT I really remember.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 07:07 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: Admiral James T. Fucking Kirk at May 23, 2010 07:08 PM (V/zZo)
>>Sickinmass,,
What de Fuck is dat all about??!!
FUCKyou.
Sassypants,
Yo. I was just thinking of you!
Noah!
*ducks*
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 07:08 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:09 PM (AxbLV)
Ummm. Herb....are you D'oh's cuz? Later.....(if you are, it's about time....otherwise, welcome, but fuck off
)Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2010 07:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: C-3PFO at May 23, 2010 07:09 PM (kmmbv)
You guys signed titles- unless you want that old piece of shit of yours back, I'd say he's fucked. T'aint noting the motherfucker can do about it. Fuck him. Up the ass. With a rusty cactus. Sideways.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 11:06 PM (q8CmE)
actually, the maxim isn't a pos. it's got 14K miles on it, and damned near mint. but I am intrigued with your suggestion, cut, jib, newsletter?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:09 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Doc at May 23, 2010 07:09 PM (rzJpR)
495 Yes, yes they sure as fuck do. Fortunately, ol' Janey here has stayed the fuck clear of grown up horsey hooves, but the babies will get the drop on you. Fortunately, he's only 4 days old -- but the little shit can already kick like a pro...and he nipped my right boob last night (again, four days old, fortunately no teeth yet, still).
I'm going to demand hazardous duty pay raising this shit bird for my kid (plus I haven't gotten much sleep in the past four days -- hot weather is giving him a temp...so I have to get up and check on him every three hours or so; I hope he doesn't get sick you know -- even if he beats the crap out of me and causes me insomnia).
Posted by: unknown jane at May 23, 2010 07:10 PM (5/yRG)
Scary shit
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 07:10 PM (ZN1y4)
Oh in spirit of this thread, turn on G4 (CH 310 for Directv people)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 07:10 PM (3v1gS)
That was the first ONT I really remember.
That was the 4th. The title involved the word "Pyrotechnic", I remember that...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:10 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Mich'bacca at May 23, 2010 07:10 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Lord Fucking Vader at May 23, 2010 07:11 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:11 PM (erIg9)
For those of you in the dark about the infamous Memorial Day ONT, Maet put a direct link to it over at the Yahoo group in the left sidebar under links.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: han fuckin solo at May 23, 2010 07:12 PM (ZN1y4)
Posted by: James T Kirk at May 23, 2010 07:12 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:12 PM (DRoHA)
I don't fucking think so. Save that weak shit for some other night.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:13 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:13 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: The bartender guy from the Boondock Saints at May 23, 2010 07:13 PM (s9lI2)
unknown,
At least I've never been nipped by one. Damn near got it from John Henry at The Kentucky Horse Park one time. I stepped back in the nick. And he didn't just nip, he created the need for stitches. Nasty biter, he was (May he rest in peace).
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (Ic0Ey)
I can think of no greater curse than that.
But swap out valuerite, hobo hunting, or even bacon as the spirit moves thee.
ps. People writing FORTRAN are usually involved in lies, damn lies, statistics, or global warming fraud. just saying.
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (l2CML)
Posted by: nogooddeed at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (ih32q)
To the last, I fucking grapple with thee; from shit hell's heart, I stab at thee; for fucking hate's sake, I fucking spit my last breath at thee, you shithead.
Posted by: Khaaaannnnn! at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:14 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: The bartender guy from the Boondock Saints at May 23, 2010
11:13 PM (s9lI2)
--It was only just last week, when watching the sequel, that I realized Doc from Boondock Saints was also Doc from fuckin' Fraggle Rock!
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:15 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 11:12 PM (DRoHA)
Oh, thanks for stating the fucking obvious, canadian.
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 07:15 PM (YX6i/)
I was pretty sure that one night with the Sandra Bullock movie titles would elicit a strongly worded letter from the masthead.
Some of you morons know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:15 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 11:13 PM (AxbLV)
hey some of us go both ways.
wait, this din't fuckin come out right. at. all.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:15 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 07:15 PM (l2CML)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at May 23, 2010 07:16 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 11:14 PM (AxbLV)
--In Regina, SK, for a conference. I'm okay but can't wait to see the wifey next month!
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:16 PM (DRoHA)
Full fucking impulse.
NO, sir! You have motherfucking GENESIS! You can do ANY CUNTRIPPING THING YOU --
FUCK YOUR MOTHER, JOACHIM! FULL POWER!
Posted by: Khan Fucking Singh at May 23, 2010 07:16 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:16 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:17 PM (d88g9)
--It was only just last week, when watching the sequel, that I realized Doc from Boondock Saints was also Doc from fuckin' Fraggle Rock!
Serious?...no....
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 07:17 PM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 11:15 PM
(t72+4)
I think I do.
Posted by: Sandra's Buttocks at May 23, 2010 07:17 PM (YX6i/)
We stumbled into the elevator where a fellow named Mo took us to the 10th floor -- her floor. The hallway and getting through the door was a blur. She dismissed her guard and said we were not to be disturbed. Wet saliva filled smooches, never broken, accompanied frantic stripping. The jacket. the blouse. The heels, the hoselets. The elastic waisted pants hit the carpet and I broke the kiss to take a long look. The close fitting girdle accentuated her curves. She teasingly let the black bra drop. Her modest size bosom pointed south to her ankles. Lovely. Thick like a long shoreman's forearms. She fell back onto the bed and jiggled invitingly . . .
Posted by: Sphynx at May 23, 2010 07:17 PM (xilNI)
Fiddlesticks. (that's Nana Lewis for f-that).
Posted by: rockhead at May 23, 2010 07:17 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:18 PM (Yq+qN)
Hahahhaha, no way, its fucking joan. How the hell are ya' ? Man, this post is drawing everybody out of the woodwork.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:18 PM (t72+4)
On the 3rd fucking planet.
There is no 3rd fucking planet.
Don't you think I fucking know that? There was, but not fucking now! They called me, they fucking begged me for help! Four fucking hundred of them! I couldn't, I fucking couldn't! *sob*
Posted by: Kirk & Decker on the fuckin' Constellation at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (kmmbv)
541 You got to get up close and personal with Ol' John? That's cool; he was one of my favorite horses of all time. Character over looks. Great race horse -- bad attitude. (I used to work on the tracks -- back when I was younger, thinner, and less broken down...which working on the tracks helped me to become). Did you know Ruffian was actually a real doll to be around? Used to work with a guy who was an apprentice under her groom.
Good times.
Posted by: unknown jane at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:16 PM (RGWY2)
zoiks, hello there nice lady <3
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (erIg9)
--In Regina, SK, for a conference. I'm okay but can't wait to see the wifey next month!
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 11:16 PM (DRoHA)
He said "Regina". Huh huh huh..
Posted by: Al Swearengen at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (Ic0Ey)
Oh yeah, sure it was the ONT folks fault, itÂ’s always our fault. Bullshit. I mean IÂ’ve seen some really crude and awful shit on the day time threads too, but do they get the same shit flipped at them that we do? No. Besides maybe if one of the co-bloggers had gotten up out of their drunken fog long enough to post another thread the people wouldnÂ’t have rioted all over the ONT thread.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, I have to bail so I can face the office tomorrow.
Bunch of stuff broke thanks to some network maintenance last week and my backup obviously wasn't ready for prime time and that will somehow be my fault.
I basically broke out a watered down version of RTFM on him Friday after about the 4th phone call as we're trying to get on the road home.
If I make it through this week without mouthing off to the point I get fired it'll be a miracle.
Posted by: Scott J. at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (+XUbm)
Posted by: Noah at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 11:15 PM
Even "Descent" or "Quake" ?
Posted by: Man from 1996 at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (sYxEE)
Fuck! Afghanistan, still in fucking Afghanistan, every time I think I"m going to wake up in the desert, I'm here with SEALS and Crofts, on a super sekret mission to game the dipold voting machines, Keep it quiet.
Posted by: Richard Blumenthal at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: flodigarry at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (QNkvJ)
She told me, "payback's a bitch."
I laughed.
So she smacked me. Said, "I didn't say I was."
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:20 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (s9lI2)
I don't know who Sphynx is but he/she is now officially my favorite person on this thread.
(I still love the rest of you, of course!)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: James T Fucking Kirk at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (Acgmr)
joan will always hold a special place in my heart. She's the first moronette I saw in her underwear or partially clothed.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Gary Fucking Mitchell at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (AxbLV)
That's how they kept their rating PG or whatever it was at the time.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:21 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 07:22 PM (p302b)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:16 PM (RGWY2)
--About fucking time!
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:22 PM (DRoHA)
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. On the other hand, electing a jug-eared crypto-muslim Kenyan Marxist as head of state would pretty much add up to the worst fucking idea for a government that you could possibly dream up.
Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol. II, Large Print Edition 1811 at May 23, 2010 07:22 PM (3Dnuf)
BUNK
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:22 PM (erIg9)
Totally true. Most of the time Chewy growls the most sensible thing for him to be saying in english would be "I'm gonna shove your fuckin' head up your ass mother fucker"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 07:23 PM (IqfKc)
That's right! It was a weekend that had barely any threads going on because it was a holiday weekend.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:23 PM (gofDd)
Quake is fucking awesome. And the older fucking games, such as Quake 2, they're in format where you could just put it in the fucking CD player and hear the bitching soundtrack.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:23 PM (Acgmr)
joan will always hold a special place in my heart. She's the first moronette I saw in her underwear or partially clothed.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 11:21 PM (t72+4)
Didn't you chase her off, along with her tits?
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:23 PM (N7Csh)
They were all PG, until Revenge of the Sith. I guess cutting off three limbs at a time is the line between PG and PG-13.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:23 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 07:24 PM (p302b)
I mean IÂ’ve seen some really crude and awful shit on the day time threads too
The daytime crew sometimes eat their own I've noticed. Plus, they will never have chemjeff's Hello Kitty "toys".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 07:24 PM (3v1gS)
578,
Yep. Saw him win the Arlington Million in '81 and '84, then started visiting him yearly on my annual sojourn to Keeneland for the Blue Grass Stakes. Used to go to the Horse Park as soon as I got to Lexington. 32 years old when he passed and was still bitin', buckin' and rarin' to his final days.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:24 PM (AMYl0)
A PG-13 rating didn't stop RotS from sucking major donkey nuts.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:24 PM (Acgmr)
>>Hey SiM! How goes it?
Sassypants, UF..
I have been suffering the nagging pangs of a chronic boner for the past few days. It is a relentless boner. A tenacious boner. A boner that will not let me rest or play. It drags me down and lifts me up. It tickles my thighs and gets in the way of my stride. It itches and aches, strains and supports, tickles and then goes completely numb. It is almost as if I were experiencing the range of human sensations all withing the confines of my groin.
The pulsations are more intensive in the evenings and early mornings when I am trying to sleep. During the day I keep myself preoccupied with superfluous work so as to keep my mind away from my crotch. I fill my waking hours with copious amounts of meaningless duties and petty responsibilities- not only to make myself feel important but mostly to keep my mind from wondering why my erection will not subside. When I run out of “to do’s” to fill my waking hours with and I try to take some time for rest and relaxation- I find that my mind becomes hyper aroused. It takes little effort to stimulate the little pervert that lives on the tip of my penis, but great strength and courage to bring him down. My only defense seems to be masturbation.
But still my erection persists. I try to observe the subtle nuances in nature, I look up the meaning of vocabulary words like laconic and penetralia, I meditate and spend hours cleaning my bedroom all in the hopes of forgetting what ails me. Tomorrow I am buying another television, which I have been told can reduce the amount of oxygen which travels to the penis- which in turn may decrease the girth of my erection and bring forth impotency. I never thought I would long for the life style of the impotent- but the tempestual aches and pains of the past few days, have brought forth a longing for this state of being, equivalent to NoahÂ’s longing for his ark. I desperately need to save myself.
I would describe my sex life with my wife to you, but there is little to say. Our relationship is shaped by a deep abiding love, which is committed to a life spent honoring and respecting the other. We are tender with one another, playful and romantic- but we lack one spare part….oral sex. With this important part missing from the structure of our twenty-eight-year relationship, we have become well functioning team members who both long daily for a time when we will receive a tune- up and elevate our performance together to contain that sexual component. However, for the time being this is not the case. Instead we subsist on hope and trust, hope that some day we will “do it.” This is good, in theory.
But in reality there are consequences. These consequences are often painful and life changing. Human beings have been hard wired to learn from consequences rather than learning by avoiding consequences. It seems as if it is only when we can feel the sting of the flame that we pull our hand away. I can not be absolutely certain that my big boner is inextricably linked to the absence of blow jobs from my life- but I am willing to bet all that I own upon this being the culprit. I am a youngish man with the luster of life still gleaming within or between my loins, but I am afraid that without the thrusting gyrations, the lustful moans and the primal embraces of oral sex as part of my life- my penis has erupted in an autonomously declared protest against me.
I have not brought this up to my wife because I am afraid that she will take it as a personal offense. Instead I keep this protest, which is being waged under my pants to myself- and now I am sharing it with the few Morons who may not have even read as far as this sentence. I have always been told by others that writing is one of the greatest forms of effective therapy that there is- and it is my hope that this confession may induce a decrease in swelling. It may be futile to think that the expression of thoughts and feelings can actually affect the physiological happenings of the body, but maybe my penis will understand that I realize and empathize with its needs and somehow find a way to work with me rather than against me. I am willing to negotiate- and if my penis would kindly cease its agonizing protest then maybe we could talk like fucking sailors and come up with an acceptable compromise.
Yours truly..
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 07:24 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (AxbLV)
Night all you reprobates, you sons and daughters of iniquity, you kings and queens of the decadent and the profane. Have fun ya bastiges.
I'm off to take a baby horse's temperature...and not get any more body parts damaged in the process.
Posted by: unknown jane at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 11:21 PM (s9lI2)
--I thought it was Ottawa, and the coins minted in Winnipeg. No?
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (DRoHA)
Translation
<Han, you dipshitted Corellian turd-sniffer! I told you I HADN'T FINISHED WITH THE FUCKING HYPERDRIVE before you dragged our come-drenched asses off of fucking HOTH!>
Posted by: Chewmotherfuckingbacca at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (V/zZo)
http://tinyurl.com/2asle9k
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (pq986)
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 11:21 PM (gofDd)
I speak droid. The naughty part was where R2 was explaining the attachment for when Han was out of town.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (dQdrY)
That's right! It was a weekend that had barely any threads going on because it was a holiday weekend.
Pretty much.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (erIg9)
As someone who reads this blog rather avidly I would just like to say I have no fucking idea what is going on sometimes. Apparently there are a ton of fucking events and fucking rules that I never knew about.
What happened a year ago? When did swearing go by the wayside?
Honestly what the fuck?
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2010 10:10 PM (DKV43)
uh...yeah...what he fuckin' said.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Fucking Moron at May 23, 2010 07:25 PM (xa1/W)
Didn't you chase her off, along with her tits?
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 11:23 PM (N7Csh)
Hell, I chase everyone off a time or two, but I'm much better behaved these days. At any rate I apologized to her at the end of that thread. Whether or not she ever accepted it, well, only she knows.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:26 PM (t72+4)
You make my day on FB, and you're the fuckin' best
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 07:26 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (Ic0Ey)
Posted by: semitough at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (a8p0Q)
559 i miss you cocksucking assholes sometimes -Joan
That is about the fuckin' sweetest shit I have heard in a coon's age.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (sJTmU)
Hey Rum, just sent you a mother fucking e-mail.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (RZ8pf)
actually, the maxim isn't a pos. it's got 14K miles on it, and damned near mint. but I am intrigued with your suggestion, cut, jib, newsletter?
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 11:09 PM (erIg9)
The POS notation was just in keeping with the, #ahem#, spirit of the ONT. I dearly love my Citroen CX, and I refer to it as a POS often. Newsletter will be available when I finally decide to get up off my fat, lazy ass and actually write the fucking shit.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Vmaximus at May 23, 2010 07:27 PM (IDxZX)
If it's any consolation, my corneas are on my organ donation list. . . .
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:28 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at May 23, 2010 07:28 PM (V/zZo)
It was! I remember that. I think it was the first time you and I talked, Sassy. We were discussing dance because I was working at the studio last year.
Damn, I still miss pilates. I need a sugar daddy to pay for me to start it up again.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:28 PM (gofDd)
and you have to lick the winner clean. :-D
/white smoke
Posted by: you wanted obscene.... at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (d1FhN)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (DRoHA)
That and killing all those fucking little brats.
Posted by: Darth Vader at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (nqCRm)
--I thought it was Ottawa, and the coins minted in Winnipeg. No?
Ah well, I always confuse Winnipeg and Regina
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (d88g9)
Yes, it was awful the 3rd day of the Rand Paul threads. Witnessed some sniping @ a semi-regular. Certain refugees caused the most damage.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:29 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Samantha Fucking Carter After Fifty Fucking Years on That Fucking Ship at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 11:25 PM (AxbLV) Yes, we are already getting ready for Israel. Can't wait to go... I got back from an extended business trip up to North Dakota and am busy selling a big oil and gas lease up there. That will definitely help pay for this rather pricey family trip..
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (N7Csh)
I just found out that Joan is my best friends wife!
I hope i know Blazer too!
Posted by: Vmaximus at May 23, 2010 11:27 PM (IDxZX)
joan got married? Congratulations joan !
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (AxbLV)
Don't they have fully focusable aftermarket cornea replacements now? Crytalens, or something like that?'
oh, and fuck.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Uncle Remus at May 23, 2010 07:30 PM (sYxEE)
Night all you reprobates, you sons and daughters of iniquity, you kings and queens of the decadent and the profane. Have fun ya bastiges.
I'm off to take a baby horse's temperature...and not get any more body parts damaged in the process.
Posted by: unknown jane at May 23, 2010 11:25 PM (5/yRG)"
I have no idea how one would even begin to take a horse's body temperature. but, knowing your sense of humor, I would suggest that that instruction would not only be eye opening to us all but hysterical.
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (p302b)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Fucking Moron at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (Acgmr)
i'm easy....... call me!
Posted by: will pay for pilates for cookies at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (d1FhN)
"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What the fuck are we going to do?"
Posted by: Precocious soon-to-be-bantha-fodder Padawan at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (RGWY2)
If it's any consolation, my corneas are on my organ donation list. . . .
Then hurry up and die and give me your eyes logprof !
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 07:31 PM (ZN1y4)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (Acgmr)
Let me see if I can find it for you assclowns.
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (l2CML)
Posted by: Vmaximus at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (IDxZX)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:32 PM (1WKuC)
Walt Disney World and the fuckin STAR WARS weekend. Where else would a moron go?
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (hGYL3)
frankly blazer i didn't think that was much of an apology, but i don't want to stir up any shit.
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:31 PM (RGWY2)
Okay, well here's a formal one. Sorry for that night babe, please forgive me. I was a real dick.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (DRoHA)
Sickinmass -
"I have been suffering the nagging pangs of a chronic boner for the past few days. " , and a lot more like that...
You've got some deep Freudian shit going on here, Jack. Get some better quality fuckin' porno to whack off to, or this shit is gonna back up and you'll be fuckin' blind. Good luck. Ass hole.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (Ic0Ey)
I won't fit through the door(s) of the emergency room. ITYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 07:33 PM (tamie)
Why is it so damn expensive? It's fucking popular so it shouldn't be so fucking expensive.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:34 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 07:34 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:34 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: Johnny Fuckin' I at May 23, 2010 07:34 PM (bK8Qh)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Fucking Moron at May 23, 2010 07:34 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:35 PM (Ic0Ey)
Epic.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 07:35 PM (tamie)
It comes naturally for the fucking prince of darkness himself.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 07:35 PM (IqfKc)
You guys can be all fucking kiss and hug you fucking want to be but there are some of you on this thread who are mother fucking assholes and you know it. IÂ’ve dealt with some really horrific people in my life but some of you take the fucking cake.
Oh, IÂ’m sorry, this isnÂ’t a fucking flame thread? Well who the fuck cares. IÂ’m sick of being semi nice.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Yeah, the sugar daddy post cost me. It was 663. That's what I get for fucking around. *But then that's all I do, fuck around.*
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:35 PM (AMYl0)
"Don't remind me," she parried, spoiling the mood. But then, I was already done . . .
Posted by: Sphynx at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (xilNI)
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (rzJpR)
Well, Lost has ended.
As best I can figure it out. A plane crashed, everyone died, the rest is bullshit.
Love to hear any alternative ideas.
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (6oDXl)
ok. i forgive you and yes you were a real dick. just saying.
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:34 PM (RGWY2)
Does this mean you are going to start hanging out again ? I hope so, we've all missed you.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (t72+4)
...probability of mission hindrance: ZERO FUCKIN' PERCENT.
Freedom is the sovereign right of every fuckin' American.
Posted by: where is our Liberty Prime? at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (PCUu5)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Terpsichore at May 23, 2010 07:36 PM (TD6Oo)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 23, 2010 11:25 PM
Holy shit! That picture is disturbing..what the fuck?
Posted by: Michelle "Trout Mouth" fucking Obama at May 23, 2010 07:37 PM (pq986)
Eh, some of the daytime threads are just too contentious, & the usual people start flinging the mud. But that's just the way it is.
/No one from LGF, & that's all I'm going to say.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:37 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:37 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: Vmaximus at May 23, 2010 07:37 PM (IDxZX)
Posted by: CDR Mike "Viper" Metcalf at May 23, 2010 07:38 PM (kmmbv)
I guess I do not know you but by commenting here Blazer.
Sorry, my bad.
Posted by: Vmaximus at May 23, 2010 11:32 PM (IDxZX)
No problem. I've been over to H2 a time or two also.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:38 PM (t72+4)
Calls for transition to "green" economy as cure for ills"
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 07:38 PM (p302b)
I'll say goodbye with an old traditional goodbye saying of my Uncle "Quickdraw" Dave's:
Try not to get any fuckin' worse. Alright, shithead?
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 07:38 PM (ZN1y4)
I'm looking for a douchebag named Alexander Hamilton around here. Any of you yellow bellied bastards see him?
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 11:36 PM (rzJpR)
Really, after all this time, you'd think you'd be angrier at Gore Vidal.
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at May 23, 2010 07:38 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 07:39 PM (3Dnuf)
I have been suffering the nagging pangs of a chronic boner for the past few days. It is a relentless boner. A tenacious boner. A boner that will not let me rest or play. It drags me down and lifts me up. It tickles my thighs and gets in the way of my stride. It itches and aches, strains and supports, tickles and then goes completely numb. It is almost as if I were experiencing the range of human sensations all withing the confines of my groin.
Have you thought about a change in careers?
Posted by: North Hollywood Filmmakers Society at May 23, 2010 07:39 PM (q8CmE)
I love your supposed "stupid self absorbed comments".
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:40 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 11:36 PM (t72+4)
Especially your boob shots.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:40 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 23, 2010 07:40 PM (xCO0a)
Posted by: flodigarry at May 23, 2010 07:40 PM (QNkvJ)
Bad can be good, right? IYNWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (9BZEl)
You
guys can be all fucking kiss and hug you fucking want to be but there
are some of you on this thread who are mother fucking assholes and you
know it. IÂ’ve dealt with some really horrific people in my life but
some of you take the fucking cake.
PGiS, I have been sitting OUTSIDE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE in this FUCKING CAR for THREE SWEATY BALL-ITCHING MOTHERFUCKING DAYS NOW and that's the most appreciation I get? Yeah, you get REAL FUCKING BRAVE after I'm spooked by movement of the blinds and have to suddenly drive off. Going to the COCKSUCKING WINDOW to see what's FUCKING going on in the street like that; MADE YOU FEEL REAL FUCKING GOOD, DIDN'T IT?
WELL I'LL JUST BE RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HERE AGAIN, GOD DAMN IT!
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (Yq+qN)
I'll give you some fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.
fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.fucking lace wigs.
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Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (Acgmr)
Does this mean you are going to start hanging out again ? I hope so, we've all missed you.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 11:36 PM (t72+4)
Especially your boob shots.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 11:40 PM (N7Csh)
.....and the thong shots.
Posted by: Blazer on your tits like a laser at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: EYE Talian at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at May 23, 2010 11:25 PM
Holy shit! That picture is disturbing..what the fuck!
************
More like "Moonunit" Williams than Venus. That's a fuckin' solar eclipse scale rumpus.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (sJTmU)
Click the first link (MTX Client). It's like STEAM....for mech 4.
The Quakes are on STEAM, but not free.
And apparently they had to be shitheads and change the free descent to just updating the old files for higher res, etc. However, if you still have the CDs, or find another way to get the .pig and .hog files; here's the update site
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 07:41 PM (l2CML)
I'm looking for a douchebag named Alexander Hamilton around here. Any of you yellow bellied bastards see him? Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 11:36 PM
Uh huh, I know what you're thinking. Did I fire one shot or two. You know, in all the excitement I kind of lost count myself. There's a question you've got to be asking yourself; do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, fuckin' punk?
Posted by: Dirty Alex Hamilton at May 23, 2010 07:42 PM (sYxEE)
Might be fucking nice if you didn't motherfucking spoil it, asshole.
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 07:43 PM (V/zZo)
The private reformer sessions I was taking were $40/hr if I bought the most expensive package. It was worth it, but I just can't afford it.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:43 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:43 PM (RGWY2)
I've never seen a whole episode. But I'll come in when my wife is watching and ask her what's going on.
Posted by: fuckin' Bomber, who is fuckin' Lost at May 23, 2010 07:43 PM (d88g9)
What the fuck is up Morons?!
Yeah I knew about Al buying a house hear.... I could tell because we've had the coldest summer I can ever remember so far. Damn that guy.
Posted by: Terry at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (ddL+W)
I want the past 6 years back, please.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23,
2010 11:37 PM (iBTj9)
--I hope I don't think the same about 24 tomorrow night. . . .
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 11:35 PM (RZ8pf)
I would have bet you didn't even know how to be mean.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (AxbLV)
"I hope the way Lost ends is with that big *thump* sound they end every episode with, but with the word “FOUND” on screen."
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (1WKuC)
One shot at a time. Though I take particular pleasure tormenting you you fucking federalist punk ass wanker.
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 07:44 PM (rzJpR)
And you would know a great deal about decadence, as you're one of it's main sources.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (RGWY2)
538For those of you who missed last year's thread, it took place, I believe on a Sunday night (although I could be wrong) and went well into Monday. It was the first thread that was extremely long - 1,400 comments or so. And its lewdness almost got the ONT shut down. Co-bloggers were tearing their hair out, wondering just how lewd the folks on the ONT could be. We were all reprimanded, many times over, and hence, now on AOSHQ there are the ONT'ers and the rest of the commenters.
It was a Saturday night. I woke up the next morning to find my inbox overflowing with complaints about the thread. No one actually threatened to shut down the ONT, even though the comments went way over the line. I thought about walking away from the gig just because I was getting sick of the hassles. Neither Ace nor any of the co-bloggers chewed me out over it...it's kinda' hard to monitor a thread when you're asleep. All you can do is try to deal with the aftermath.
As far as I know, no comments were deleted (unless they were spam). I could be wrong.
Some warnings were handed out late in the thread on Sunday morning but that's about it. ONT was the Wild West in those days. Things did calm down a little over the next few days but were still pretty rowdy until the new ad syndicate came on board and we had to clean up the act (and with good reason).
I know Maet's posted a link to the thread at the Yahoo Group, but it's also available via the archives on the right-hand side of the blog. I don't recall the actual date but it should be easy enough to find if you're so inclined. I recommend that you have a strong stomach if you want to read it though.
Posted by: genghis at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (1XErj)
Have any of you motherfucking iceholes seen that cunt Sarah motherfucking Connor ?
English motherfucker do you speak it, well have you ?
No?
I'll be back motherfucker.
Posted by: cyberdine Systems T-800 Terminator at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (t72+4)
Well, do ya, fuckin' punk?
Posted by: Dirty Alex Hamilton at May 23, 2010 11:42 PM (sYxEE)
Uh...Alex, I think he's feeling pretty fuckin' lucky.
Posted by: Judge Nathaniel Pendleton at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (AMhst)
Well, do ya, fuckin' punk?
You didn't fire shit, ya wuss!
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (rzJpR)
More like "Moonunit" Williams than Venus. That's a fuckin' solar eclipse scale rumpus.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 23, 2010 11:41 PM (sJTmU)
Certainly not Goddess on a mountain top, for fucking sure.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 07:45 PM (q8CmE)
I want the past 6 years back, please.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 11:37 PM (iBTj9)
--I hope I don't think the same about 24 tomorrow night. . . .
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 11:44 PM (DRoHA)
Ditto for NCIS on Tuesday, since next season may be its last. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (Yq+qN)
I HATE SHOWS THAT END STUPIDLY. FUCK YOU ABRAMS. IF YOU FUCK UP THE NEXT STAR TREK THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO FUCKING PAY.
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (AxbLV)
If you were me, what do you do?
p.s. fuck
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23,
2010 10:26 PM (erIg9)
Tell him to go fuck himself. And then keep the tires.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Fucking Moron at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (p302b)
Well, Lost has ended.
As best I can figure it out. A plane crashed, everyone died, the rest is bullshit.
Love to hear any alternative ideas.
They all died happily ever after.
That's what I got out of it.
And don't flip out folks, it's not really what you think, so it's not a spoiler.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 07:46 PM (iBTj9)
i'm surprised. my boobs are miniscule.
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:45 PM (RGWY2)
With large enough beer goggles, they're DD's.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (N7Csh)
YOU'RE TERMINATED, FUCKER!
Posted by: Sarah Motherfucking Connor at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (V/zZo)
Pot calling the kettle black. Takes one to know one!
/Do I need to...?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:43 PM (RGWY2)
--Which troll?
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: the chicken at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (nqCRm)
This is a rule? Who knew?
764 comments and it's only 11:45 Eastern?
712 comments Kratos? You babble worse than a girl. Thanks, otherwise I'd be more embarrassed about my 609.
Cocksucker. Or should I say: Cocksucker?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 07:47 PM (1fanL)
You know what, I feel like this thread has just awakened me from a year long bender.
IÂ’m out of here. My love to those who have been good friends and companions through many ups and downs. And a big fuck you to certain people.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (RGWY2)
I want the past 6 years back, please.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 11:37 PM
You could have saved yourself the aggravation by watching me on DVD
Posted by: Gilligan at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 11:44 PM (rzJpR)
Unlike your houseboys, I don't find that erotic, you queerbait poufter.
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (AMhst)
Size ain't nearly as important as shape. And a willingness to show them off.
Posted by: fuckin' Bomber, who is fucked up at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (d88g9)
783,
Well Breaking bad either just had one of its best episodes or worst....I'll know within the next four weeks.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 23, 2010 07:48 PM (e93wD)
Ditto for NCIS on Tuesday, since next season may be its last. Fingers crossed!
Yeah, NCIS used to be my favorite show but the writing this year has sucked. That "Christmas" episode "Faith" really pissed me off.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (1WKuC)
No shit, it said that so I just let it nuke my profile stuff. There wasn't anything important in that steaming pile of mooseass anyway.
Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (l2CML)
Hi genghis!!!!!!!!!
I bailed on that thread and therefore did not get shit splashed on me.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (RGWY2)
I haven't seen the end yet, but I'm going in with low fucking expectations. And not really expecting revelations since a lot has been explained in the past several episodes.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 23, 2010 07:49 PM (r60xu)
Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2010 11:48 PM (gWHrG)
You're fucking telling me...
Posted by: Pam Ewing at May 23, 2010 07:50 PM (N7Csh)
i'm surprised. my boobs are miniscule.
Size has nothing to do with boob quality.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 07:50 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2010 07:51 PM (gWHrG)
805 781 Yeah, NCIS used to be my favorite show but the writing this year has sucked. That "Christmas" episode "Faith" really pissed me off.
That was unfortunate timing, & they should have pulled the episode. The parts with Gibbs & his dad were great, though.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:51 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:51 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:52 PM (1WKuC)
pgis, goodnight sweety, I hope I am included amongst your friends. I really enjoy your company on here.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 07:52 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: the peanut gallery at May 23, 2010 07:52 PM (NurK6)
good question. Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:48 PM
Did you use one of those automatic friend invitation apps for Insomnia (Mafia) Wars or the other games?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 07:52 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 07:53 PM (Ic0Ey)
Noah, I was just thinking about that. I've heard rumors of it, please Gaia let them not be true!
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:53 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 11:50 PM (IqfKc)
Within reason. If the chick isn't happy with 'em, it's a problem.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 07:53 PM (1fanL)
Really?
Shit, am I gonna have to go back to reading books?
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (iBTj9)
Like I said, you're all a BIG disappointment!
To hell with those sheaths of flesh and fat, hippie chick,
.
/Said in love..mostly.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (XBdMr)
I miss dum-dum ... but my aim isn't what it used to be
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (sYxEE)
No, that was just if I did the most classes. It was like 16 classes for $800 or something like that. Individually they were like $70/hour. Mat classes in a package of 10 were $10/class. So the mat classes were cheap. But it's the reformer I love.
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: fuckin' Bomber, who is fucked up at May 23, 2010 07:54 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:55 PM (AxbLV)
I've got 2,000 or so. Used a pimping site to build up the mafia.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 07:55 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:55 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: fuckin' Bomber, who is fucked up at May 23, 2010 07:55 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (Acgmr)
825 How long b4 they make a "Lost" movie. One where a bunch of stupid shit happens for no reason. _Noah
That's pretty much every movie , these days.
Posted by: Reader CJ Butch say.... at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (sJTmU)
You know what, I feel like this thread has just awakened me from a year long bender.
IÂ’m out of here. My love to those who have been good friends and companions through many ups and downs. And a big fuck you to certain people.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 23, 2010 11:48 PM (RZ8pf)
I think I know where this came from.. g'night PGiS....
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (N7Csh)
boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs. boobs.
Tryin' to make it up to you. Is it working?
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Darth Spoiler at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (V/zZo)
It took 800 posts to get around to boobs.
Like I said, you're all a BIG disappointment!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 11:53 PM (3v1gS)
--Sorry kid, I'm an ass/legs man.
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:56 PM (XBdMr)
831 & 836 Harmon has to sign-on for another year before they can do it. At the time of his last signing, it was through S8. Depends on what he wants to do.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 07:57 PM (Yq+qN)
That's pretty much every movie , these days.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by: Transformers 1 2 & 3 at May 23, 2010 07:57 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 11:48 PM (RGWY2)
certainly isn't the Helen Thomas discussion threads.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 23, 2010 07:57 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 07:57 PM (RGWY2)
Yeah PS kept saying I was gay or a girl or something. I guess he didn't know the difference.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 07:57 PM (1WKuC)
TITTIES!
Posted by: the peanut gallery at May 23, 2010 07:58 PM (NurK6)
Posted by: cyberdine Systems T-800 Terminator at May 23, 2010 07:58 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole that's Misinformed at May 23, 2010 07:58 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 07:58 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 11:56 PM (DRoHA)
+1
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 07:58 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Albino blackman who loves to fish at May 23, 2010 07:59 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 11:56 PM (XBdMr)
Fllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!!! (as opposed to flounder)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 07:59 PM (N7Csh)
Verbal Kent is Kaiser motherfucking Soze. Beat you to it Spoiler Asshole.
DAMMIT, I was watching that!!
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 07:59 PM (XBdMr)
Your friends have your back, PGiS. C'mon back.
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 07:59 PM (V/zZo)
Nuff Said.
Posted by: Roman Moroni at May 23, 2010 07:59 PM (s6TH7)
kbdabear,
How's things going for you? Better, I'm hoping.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 11:54 PM
Hope doesn't come around much anymore. Fear and depression are here with me all the time though.
I thank the M&M's and my FB friends for keeping me sane, along with my GF who is the best person in the world
Just a job, just a job, and everything would be OK again
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 08:00 PM (sYxEE)
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who
said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near
them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And
wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well
those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless
things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on
the pedestal these words appear:
"What are you looking at, fuckhead?”
Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shithead at May 23, 2010 10:34 PM (3Dnuf)
Fuckin' epic. (sniff)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Fucking Moron at May 23, 2010 08:00 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: belated spoiler guy at May 23, 2010 08:00 PM (nqCRm)
Anybody ever see the end of a porno? I only watch the first scene about 1000 times.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:01 PM (XBdMr)
Eeek.
Oh "phooey"!
Posted by: Y-not is in a pickle at May 23, 2010 10:41 PM (Kn9r7)
I once said "fuck" at a preacher's house.
Yeah, it went about how you would expect.
Good luck Y-not!
Posted by: GGE, Once a fuckin' Sailor, always a fuckin' Sailor at May 23, 2010 08:01 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: T-800, CSM Model 101 at May 23, 2010 08:02 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Smokey Behr at May 23, 2010 08:02 PM (97BKy)
Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action.
Unless it's shooting Alexander Hamilton. Shoot that fucker now. Shoot him often. And smile as you're doing it.
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 08:02 PM (rzJpR)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:02 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 08:02 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:03 PM (XBdMr)
I hear that.
I had a really great interview Friday. Problem is, it starts at $8.50 and hour, 10 hours a week. That's not really worth getting out of bed for.
Sigh...hit it again tomorrow.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:03 PM (iBTj9)
I thank the M&M's and my FB friends for keeping me sane, along with my GF who is the best person in the world
Just a job, just a job, and everything would be OK again
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 12:00 AM (sYxEE)
C'mon k-bear, move away from the peoples Republic of Clownifornia. I know its easier said than done, but some other state not as far gone as that shithole is certainly more deserving of your talents and sharp mind.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 08:03 PM (t72+4)
Anybody ever see the end of a porno?
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 24, 2010 12:01 AM (XBdMr)
Seka takes it up the ass from Elephant Boy, then there's about two minutes of really shitty disco music.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:04 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Lieutenant Fucking Dan at May 23, 2010 08:04 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 08:04 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 24, 2010 12:03 AM (DRoHA)
Give her a kiss for me, and don't have a heart attack.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:04 PM (1fanL)
At this point, everyone knows about Facebook. It has more than 400 million users. That makes it one of the largest Websites in the world.
It's a good bet that you have a Facebook profile. And why shouldn't you? It's a great way to keep up with family and friends.
However, you could be sharing more than you think. Facebook is constantly updating its privacy controls. You have to pay attention constantly.
But the controls aren't always intuitive. Even users who pay attention can get in trouble. That's where Reclaim privacy comes in.
It scans your Facebook profile for privacy settings. You can find out exactly what other people can see.That way, you can take steps to lock down sensitive information on Facebook.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 08:04 PM (tamie)
I once said "fuck" at a preacher's house.
I once had a foursome let me play through on the sixth at Willow Pond. I made a joke about my drives being like my dick, short but straight. Got nothing but cold stares. Found out later it was a foursome of ministers. Oh well.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 08:05 PM (AMYl0)
Take some time, don't disappear completely, okay?
I'm glad the ONY helped you. I have to pay a guy $200 an hour to help me
It's all good though, he's gorgeous.
Posted by: mpfs, a fucking menace to society at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (QuP9W)
All I want to know is, what can my Mama see.
Worst thing I ever did on FB, was friending my own mother.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (d88g9)
I don't have a Facebook profile. Because I'm out of high school.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (1fanL)
Seka takes it up the ass from Elephant Boy, then there's about two minutes of really shitty disco music.
Finally, the clowns in Hollywad churn out an unpredictable movie!!!
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (XBdMr)
Anybody ever see the end of a porno?
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 24, 2010 12:01 AM
(XBdMr)
Mr. Greenfield finally gets Debbie. That whore always makes me want to shoot.
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (rzJpR)
Even bigger problem is, that seems to be true of just about every fucking job available now.
Which makes me think that it all isn't fucking worth it and that I might as well just sit in this fucking chair and starve to death.
Our president can go fuck himself in the ass.
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 08:06 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Verity Kindle at May 23, 2010 08:07 PM (OFN0M)
kbdabear,
Are you stuck in a house (mortgage)?
Posted by: Y-not is in a pickle at May 23, 2010 08:07 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 24, 2010 12:06 AM (d88g9)
Whoa. We're really sharing now..
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:08 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: The Fucking Between the Fucking Fucks at May 23, 2010 08:08 PM (V/zZo)
Me too! (Wait, am I out of high school?)
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 08:08 PM (gofDd)
You can find out exactly what other people can see.That way, you can take steps to lock down sensitive information on Facebook.
Better yet, don't post.
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 08:08 PM (6oDXl)
I don't think he's properly equipped for that.
Or for the whole CiC thing either, now that you mention it.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 23, 2010 08:08 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 24, 2010 12:08
AM (gofDd)
No, you aren't. In my mind.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:09 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 24, 2010 12:08
AM (gofDd)
So, mid-20s and still in high school? Par for the course in SoCal, right?
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 23, 2010 08:10 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2010 08:10 PM (gWHrG)
Our president can go fuck himself in the ass.
Actually, he's pretty comfortable allowing other people to do that for him iykwim.
Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 23, 2010 08:10 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (YX6i/)
I don't have a Facebook profile. Because I'm out of high school.
So how do you stalk the girls you went to HS with to look at pics of their teenage daughters?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (Ic0Ey)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 24, 2010 12:06 AM
You are one sick man
Posted by: Norman Bates at May 23, 2010 08:12 PM (sYxEE)
I don't have a Facebook profile. Because I'm out of high school.
So how do you stalk the girls you went to HS with to look at pics of their teenage daughters?
Wait, so FUBAR went to highschool with Rum's mom?
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & confused at May 23, 2010 08:13 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 08:13 PM (gAmQ1)
Heh, touché. How sad is it most graduates of LAUSD can't even read the worthless piece of paper that makes up their diplomas?
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 08:13 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at May 23, 2010 08:13 PM (8WOM0)
So how do you stalk the girls you went to HS with to look at pics of their teenage daughters?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 12:12 AM (3v1gS)
...
...
That is a GREAT FUCKING IDEA, lacey! You're a genius!
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:13 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:14 PM (1WKuC)
kbdabear,
Are you stuck in a house (mortgage)?
Posted by: Y-not is in a pickle at May 24, 2010 12:07 AM
No, but it takes C-A-S-H to move.
Unless you know of an apartment complex that rents to someone with no security, no job, credit in the shitter, and no local references.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 08:14 PM (sYxEE)
Which makes me think that it all isn't fucking worth it and that I might as well just sit in this fucking chair and starve to death.
Our president can go fuck himself in the ass.
Lost real job I had, I was making 20 bucks an hour. That was less than 3 years ago.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:15 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Mr Glass at May 23, 2010 08:15 PM (nqCRm)
That is a GREAT FUCKING IDEA,
lacey! You're a genius!
Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 12:13 AM (1fanL)
Seriously. I'm now considering creating a profile.
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:15 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 24, 2010 12:12 AM (N7Csh)
Heh. What a waste. Did anybody see the artsy picture of Rock Hudson with the dick in his mouth?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:16 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up, confused, etc at May 23, 2010 08:16 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up at May 24, 2010 12:06 AM
You are one sick man
Wait until your mom posts her current mood as "sensual".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 08:16 PM (Acgmr)
Dude, I got a spare room, if Austin is on the list.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:16 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:16 PM (AxbLV)
graduates of LAUSD can't even read the worthless piece of paper that makes up their diplomas?
But I'll bet they can roll a "doob" with it.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 08:17 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:15 AM (iBTj9)
Where do you live?
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:17 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 08:17 PM (mXBw3)
I'd say some risque moronette pics would round it out nicely.
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 08:18 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 24, 2010 12:14 AM (1WKuC)
If you use Firefox, go get NoScript.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:18 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:18 PM (YX6i/)
'The Thing' is James Arness dressed as a giant fucking carrot.
Posted by: The Thing from another world at May 24, 2010 12:18 AM (t72+4)
He's my extraterrestrial bitch..
Posted by: Killer Rabbit at May 23, 2010 08:19 PM (N7Csh)
Ever read the book "The Bridge Over the River Kwai"?
They don't blow up the bridge.
True...
Obi-Wan Kenobi blew up the fuckin' bridge.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:19 PM (d88g9)
graduates of LAUSD can't even read the worthless piece of paper that makes up their diplomas?
But I'll bet they can roll a "doob" with it.
And drive and text at the same time.
Posted by: tommy chong at May 23, 2010 08:19 PM (nqCRm)
That's fucking funny, right there. Thank you, kind sir, for the laugh.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:20 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:20 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:21 PM (d88g9)
Austin-ish.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:20 AM (iBTj9)
Williams or Travis-ish?
Posted by: Killer Rabbit at May 23, 2010 08:21 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 08:22 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:22 PM (AxbLV)
They get a bigger boat.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 24, 2010 12:21 AM (XBdMr)
Sequels don't count for spoilers.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:22 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 23, 2010 08:22 PM (Ic0Ey)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:22 PM (d88g9)
Unless it's shooting Alexander Hamilton. Shoot that fucker now. Shoot him often. And smile as you're doing it.
Posted by: Aaron Burr at May 24, 2010 12:02 AM (rzJpR)
You can't win, Aaron. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. I'm on the 10 DOLLAR BILL, bitch!
Never trust a man who was such a dirtbag, his wife divorced him in the 1800s.
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at May 23, 2010 08:23 PM (AMhst)
I need to go to bed. I'm tired. I'm also incredibly burned, uncomfortable, and aloe doesn't seem to be working. I didn't realize how hot it was outside when I feel asleep reading.
/pity party for one
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 08:23 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: Twilight Zone Spoiler at May 23, 2010 08:23 PM (sYxEE)
And what the fuck is wrong with our fuckin spellchecker?
goddamnmotherfucker is a fuckin word. and so is fuckin.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:23 PM (d88g9)
Good question.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:23 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 24, 2010 12:22 AM (AxbLV)
Woo-woo! That's one for the Tribe!
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (N7Csh)
Why Austin? Fuck them. They should be moron-boycotted for boycotting AZ.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (veaqz)
Is it hot in here, or is it just laceyunderalls?
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:24 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:25 PM (AxbLV)
I need to go to bed. I'm tired. I'm also incredibly burned, uncomfortable, and aloe doesn't seem to be working. I didn't realize how hot it was outside when I feel asleep reading.
/pity party for one
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 12:23 AM (3v1gS)
Probably be more comfortable if you slept naked. Just sayin'.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:25 PM (1fanL)
I've tried to put one together a couple of times over at the Texas morons group. Never seems to happen.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:25 PM (iBTj9)
everyone else in the world have pig faces
I used to beat my cloaca long and hard to that episode.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole Kermit at May 23, 2010 08:26 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: fucking monitor at May 23, 2010 08:26 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 08:26 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 24, 2010 12:24 AM (Acgmr)
Because it is good to know you are not totally alone being a Moron living in Austin.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 08:26 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:26 PM (AxbLV)
Fuck you and your motherfucking, cocksucking, dick-faced monitor bullshit.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 08:27 PM (Acgmr)
Austin area meet-up. Plenty to do around Austin without actually spending money in Austin.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:27 PM (iBTj9)
Sequels don't count for spoilers.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & pissed off at May 24, 2010 12:22 AM (d88g9)
darn, I had a good one for Titanic 2.
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 08:27 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:27 PM (AxbLV)
Yes, but you don't need to have the meet-up in Austin. There's plenty of other cities in Texas to go to, right?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24,
2010 12:27 AM (iBTj9)
Smell the hippies. Get shat on by bats. Swelter in the 112 degree heat...
There is that waterpark. What's the name?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:25 AM (iBTj9)
We could drink beer and shoot pool. I'll buy.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 08:28 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:29 PM (AxbLV)
OK...I was watching LOST the whole time, but this shit here is much more entertaining.
Richard Gere carries the gerbil out of the factory to Joe Cocker's "Love Lift Us Up (Where the Eagles Fly)".
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:29 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:28 AM (iBTj9)
Close to the new Dell hospital.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 08:30 PM (dQdrY)
darn, I had a good one for Titanic 2.
Posted by: Adrian at May 24, 2010 12:27 AM (3wvOF)
The Titanic is still sunk? Lenny Dicaprio is still dead? Rose is still a harlot?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:30 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 08:30 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole talking about "The Happening" at May 23, 2010 08:31 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: AoS Ombudsmanette at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (3v1gS)
(I mean, if you get that reference I don't know what I'm going to say)
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (YX6i/)
Mexican Wetback President Calderon came to Washington to scold Americans for not being extra nice to wetbacks. Calderon insisted that Americans surrender our weapons to Obama.
Remind Wetback President Calderon that Mexico's greatest hero, General Santa Anna...the so-called 'Napoleon of the West....... was wearing a dress when he was captured by Sam Houston's men.
The Illinois Volunteer Infantry captured the artificial leg of Mexican General
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna in 1847.
In the 'King Of The Hill' episode The Final Shinsult (199
Cotton and Dale plotto steal the wooden leg of historical Mexican General Santa Anna while it is on
display in the Arlen museum. The leg is actually on display at the Illinois State Military Museum in Springfield, Illinois.
Mexican general Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna became a villain in America when he ordered his troops to kill Davy Crockett and everyone else inside the Alamo. But that was several wars ago, and until recent times Santa Anna's name recognition had fallen considerably. For example, the average moron probably didn't know that the general had a fake leg. That changed when a writer for the cartoon King of the Hill read online about the leg and penned an episode (199
where it was kidnapped by one of the zany characters in Texas.And Mexico can't have Santa Anna's wooden leg back. So, there's your surrendering of our Constitutional Second Amendment Rights.
Article from Roadside America...you, too, can look at Santa Anna's wooden leg..
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & fuckin' hopeful at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Bruce Willis in Sixth sense at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:32 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:33 PM (1WKuC)
The Titanic is still sunk? Lenny Dicaprio is still dead? Rose is still a harlot?
In real life, that wood is mine. First, already banged her. Second, never gonna marry her rich ass anyway. What? She's gonna give up her birthright for my faggotty Irish ass? Third, there is no third.
Posted by: Jerk at May 23, 2010 08:33 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:33 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 08:34 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:34 PM (RdrW8)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 08:34 PM (RGWY2)
The Aliens' weakness is water
So all Sigourney Weaver had to do was pour water on those huge bitches?
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: AoS Ombudsmanette at May 24, 2010 12:32 AM (3v1gS)
Red Leader, standing by...
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: marky fucking mark at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (nqCRm)
Red Dawn, standing by...
Posted by: double triple agent Snape at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (Yq+qN)
Schlitterbahn? Over rated.
TJ - Salt Lick is also over rated.
Rat Patrol, I'm up in Leander.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Foul-mouthed London bobbie at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (Cz5AG)
Me too
Posted by: Inger Stevens in Hitchhiker TZ episode at May 23, 2010 08:36 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 08:37 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:37 PM (1fanL)
Or was that what you were talking about?
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & fuckin' hopeful at May 23, 2010 08:37 PM (d88g9)
Wil Smith is the funny, personable black guy.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:37 PM (XBdMr)
Me too
Posted by: Inger Stevens in Hitchhiker TZ episode at May 24, 2010 12:36 AM (sYxEE)
Me three.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood in "High Plains Drifter" at May 23, 2010 08:38 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 08:38 PM (mXBw3)
Me too
I'm still dead too.
Posted by: Franco at May 23, 2010 08:38 PM (Cz5AG)
Red Leader, standing by...
Posted by: Editor at May 24, 2010 12:36 AM (YX6i/)
Red Dead Redemption, standing by.....
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 08:38 PM (t72+4)
thread winner
Posted by: joan at May 24, 2010 12:34 AM
Hey joan, show me your...
oh, wait
Posted by: jc-fucking-jimi at May 23, 2010 08:38 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:39 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & fuckin' pissed off again at May 23, 2010 08:39 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: JJ Abrams at May 23, 2010 08:39 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:36 AM (iBTj9)
Lemme know. I have tuesdays and wed off these days. Or anytime after 8pm.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 08:39 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:39 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:40 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:40 PM (RdrW8)
Red Leader, standing by...
I believe this is the AoS version of jumping the shark. Threads tend not to recover once this is invoked. Then again, this one never really had a chance in hell.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 08:40 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 08:40 PM (AMhst)
/really there are no spoilers to this fucking movie since it sucked donkey balls and made no fucking sense
Posted by: Least Interesting Man in the Matrix at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (RdrW8)
1082,
Is that from New Moon or sumpin?
Buffy
You can lead a dead horse to water though ...
But you can't make Sarah Jessica Parker drink.
Posted by: Bomber, fucked up & fuckin' pissed off again at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (d88g9)
Or was that what you were talking about?
That's how I fuckin read it
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (IqfKc)
I believe this is the AoS version of jumping the
shark. Threads tend not to recover once this is invoked. Then again,
this one never really had a chance in hell.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 12:40 AM (3v1gS)
Sneaky. Say you're going to bed, then lurk. Did you get my advice?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (1fanL)
Classic Spock is hiding out on a remote planet while alternative history Spock is fucking Uhura.
Posted by: J.J. Abrams once again, raping your childhood at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (t72+4)
The bad guy is killed by the Hollywood superstar.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 08:41 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:42 PM (AxbLV)
And no, I'm not reading over 1000 posts to see if it was already there.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 08:42 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:42 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:36 AM (iBTj9)
I never said that it wasn't overrated, just that it would be good place for morons all over the area to meet up at. My favorite barbeque was in Lockhart.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:42 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: the peanut gallery at May 23, 2010 08:43 PM (NurK6)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:43 PM (RdrW8)
[...] Threads tend not to recover once this is invoked. Then again, this one never really had a chance in hell.
Someone predicted that before we hit 100. Was it Bomber?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 08:43 PM (Yq+qN)
Hey! What's with all this comparing us to Sarah Jessica Fucking Parker?
That bitch is butt-ugly!
Posted by: Beautiful Fucking Horses at May 23, 2010 08:44 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: the peanut gallery at May 24, 2010 12:43 AM (NurK6)
Nice try, you sick creep.
Posted by: Mr. Limpett at May 23, 2010 08:44 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at May 23, 2010 08:44 PM (nqCRm)
You can lead a dead horse to water though ...
But you can't make Sarah Jessica Parker
drink.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
Posted by: Dorothy Parker at May 23, 2010 08:44 PM (sYxEE)
The Predator is Michelle Obama dressed up in alien garb. The shoulder cannon is her hair dryer.
Posted by: Predator Spoiler at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: darii
at May 24, 2010 12:44 AM (RdrW
Wait, what?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:45 PM (RdrW8)
I shared with you all my coonty friend that sent me a link to MO hosting Halloween with the subject line: Have you EVER seen a first lady DO this for our kids?... Well, she has changed her tune. Here is coonty's latest update on FB:
"I really don't care what color the President is, all I know if you are NOT making the right decisions for the American people, you could be purple, But you still, SUCK!!!!!"
I won't tell her to her face she was a fucking idiot. I'm good like that.
Posted by: sybilll at May 23, 2010 08:46 PM (28DRp)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:46 PM (1WKuC)
Bullshit. Dressing up implies that it would look different.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 08:46 PM (d88g9)
We're all going to be fucking broke, living in filthy dumpsters and eating our toenails for the keratin in order to survive.
That is, unless you buy my newletter.
Posted by: Gerald Celente at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (1WKuC)
Say you're going to bed, then lurk
I say I needed to go to bed, didn't say I was actually going to bed. I got your "advice". I partly took it. That is all I can say.
This message will self-destruct in 30 seconds......
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (3v1gS)
Astronaut George Taylor finds himself on a strange planet completely inhabited by apes. He struggles to survive as a sub-ape human, cruelly treated by the overlord apes.
ItÂ’s not a new planet at all! It is fucking Earth!
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:47 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:48 PM (1WKuC)
going to be?
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 08:48 PM (d88g9)
When Jesse Ventura said " I ain't got time to bleed" minutes later his intestines were blown out by a Predator shoulder cannon so in essence, he had plenty of time to bleed.
The whole rest of the movie in fact.
Posted by: Predator Spoiler at May 23, 2010 08:48 PM (t72+4)
1123 - I HATED that movie. It was soooo boring.
Heh. It's my favorite movie of all time.
"Keaton always said, I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well, I believe in God, Agent Kujan, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Sose."
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 08:48 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2010 08:49 PM (Cz5AG)
That was a movie? I thought it was just an Aerosmith song.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 08:49 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:49 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:49 PM (RdrW8)
From Showgirls
"must be weird not havin' anybody come on ya"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 08:50 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:50 PM (AxbLV)
Great. We just lost our top moronette commenter along with her top-quality boob shots.
Some anniversary..
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:50 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:50 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:51 PM (AxbLV)
Babe, in a beautiful happy ending, is turned into thick cut, hickory smoked, maple glazed BACON.
I was in tears.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:51 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Adrian at May 24, 2010 12:49 AM (3wvOF)
C. Conan Doyle called it an orangutan.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: robotgossip at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (rurh0)
Terri Garr leaves Richard Dreyfuss just because he likes to make sculptures out of his mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Close Encounters Spoiler at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (t72+4)
When Jesse Ventura said " I ain't got time to bleed" minutes later his intestines were blown out by a Predator shoulder cannon so in essence, he had plenty of time to bleed.
The whole rest of the movie in fact.
Unfortunately, he didn't have time to duck, either.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: darii at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (RdrW8)
Posted by: Editor at May 23, 2010 08:52 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Will Rogers at May 23, 2010 08:53 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 08:53 PM (6oDXl)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:54 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Cindermutha at May 23, 2010 08:54 PM (h7q+G)
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 08:54 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Hamlet, after several White Russians and a few Great Danes at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (mXBw3)
Nope, we always get it first
Posted by: Red Shirted Crew Member at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (Acgmr)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:55 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: Editor at May 24, 2010 12:52 AM (YX6i/)
Oh yeah, we sure do.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:56 PM (N7Csh)
Neo is The One.
And, it doesn't matter which Matrix sequel you choose, The Architect is still a douche.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 08:56 PM (qF8q3)
C. Conan Doyle called it an orangutan.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 24, 2010 12:52 AM (N7Csh)
True, but the orangutan was framed by Grodd in the Poe version.
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 08:56 PM (3wvOF)
Still is.
Rat Patrol, you can hit me through the yahoo group if you wanna.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 08:56 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 08:57 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2010 08:57 PM (3Dnuf)
Posted by: "Pretty" Woman spoiler at May 23, 2010 08:57 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: Sassypants at May 23, 2010 08:57 PM (AxbLV)
Posted by: John Ford at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (3wvOF)
Costly to operate, no doubt, but fun.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 24, 2010 12:54 AM (8MuSQ)
Let's see, guess $1 a round, 10,000 rounds a minute.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (1fanL)
None of this ever happened, and all of you will be played by someone else
Posted by: JJ Abrams at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (sYxEE)
Whoa, we can do that? Cause there are several I would hit, if I could do that through the Yahoo group.....
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 08:58 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole talking about the Last of the Mohicans at May 23, 2010 08:59 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 08:59 PM (s9lI2)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 08:59 PM (RKh6P)
Carthur?
Posted by: Bomber at May 24, 2010 12:55 AM (d88g9)
Whatever. The guy who wrote the shit about the guy with the pipe and that other doctor guy.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 08:59 PM (N7Csh)
I couldn't give a shit about them two crazy bitches, but goddamn why'd they have to take the classic T-bird with them?
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:00 PM (d88g9)
Jaws didnt eat Chief Brody because he looked a dried up piece of rawhide, not juicy and delectable like Quint.
Posted by: Jaws Spoiler at May 23, 2010 09:00 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: comatus at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (/VEEI)
I couldn't give a shit about them two crazy bitches, but goddamn why'd they have to take the classic T-bird with them?
Got that right...they could've just parked it and jumped off...that was just plain spiteful
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (s9lI2)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: robotgossip at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (mXBw3)
He's got the only real-life one. Something about, "In the end ...."
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Peter Jackson at May 23, 2010 09:02 PM (3wvOF)
Aint that about a bitch?
Posted by: Conan at May 23, 2010 09:03 PM (OQGAm)
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 01:02 AM (tamie)
Are you saying you want her to call you Daddy?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:03 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 09:04 PM (RGWY2)
well, they're not wigs, but the banner ad i'm getting is for LACE by american apparel
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:04 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Han Solo at May 24, 2010 01:03 AM (d88g9)
You're a fake. A "parsec" is not a unit of time. Retard.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:05 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:05 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: comatus at May 23, 2010 09:05 PM (/VEEI)
Posted by: field of sifty at May 23, 2010 09:05 PM (OQGAm)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (RKh6P)
Posted by: comatus at May 24, 2010 01:02 AM (/VEEI)
The workers spend the entire movie being fucked over by the union, but then decide at the very end, when they finally defeated the boss and stood up for themselves, to go back to square one and start a new union again. Oh and Marlon Brando's brother gets killed.
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Mr. Blandings at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (veaqz)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 24, 2010 01:03 AM (1WKuC)
THAT WAS THE BEST ONE!
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (3wvOF)
Will I be played by Kelly Hu?
Posted by: Rum, Bitch Goddess of the Gorram 'Verse at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 09:06 PM (3v1gS)
And who ever said the Kessel Run was measured in time? If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Han Solo, cocky at May 23, 2010 09:07 PM (d88g9)
The fucking system worked.
Posted by: Janet Napalitano at May 23, 2010 09:07 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:07 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 23, 2010 09:07 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (s9lI2)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 01:06 AM (3v1gS)
Until the morning after. Then it's awkward.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: sifty at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (OQGAm)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (RGWY2)
I thought it was an Italian mail order rifle
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:08 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:09 PM (1WKuC)
Turned out having scissors for hands kind of sucked.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 24, 2010 01:08 AM (1WKuC)
Sux 2 b him
Posted by: Edward Penishands at May 23, 2010 09:09 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 23, 2010 09:09 PM (xCO0a)
Posted by: Han Solo, cocky at May 24, 2010 01:07 AM (d88g9)
Don't tell me, let me guess. Some huge celestial object distorts time and space along the Kessel Run. Yawn. Convenient explanation.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:10 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Janet Napalitano at May 24, 2010 01:07 AM (nqCRm)
hahahaha!
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:10 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Bomber at May 24, 2010 01:08 AM (d88g9)
It was. That was it. And that motivated Marine got off 3 shots in less than 5 seconds with that bolt-action rifle.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (XBdMr)
Then it's awkward.
That's because you promised breakfast and you didn't follow-through. It's all about the follow-through.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (3v1gS)
Until the morning after. Then it's awkward.
That's why you leave before they wake and then pretend it never happened.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (qF8q3)
Until the morning after. Then it's awkward.
yeah, all those bodies to unpile, many of them still passed out.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (AMYl0)
I love you Lacey, you're the bestest.
Posted by: Bomber, drunk & happy at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (d88g9)
A young professional (Edward Norton) finds an escape from his depressingly mundane existence by hooking up with devious soap salesman Tyler Durden. The pair of rebels start an illegal boxing club called Fight Club that grows across the nation, eventually spiraling out of control and becoming a sinister private army. He tries to apply the brakes but Pitt is hell-bent on taking their creation to ridiculous extremes.
NortonÂ’s character IS Tyler Durden
Fuck. I am not supposed o talk about Fight Club!
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 09:11 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:12 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Who Thought This Was A Good Fucking Movie Idea? at May 23, 2010 09:13 PM (Cz5AG)
Retcon.
Posted by: George fuckin' Lucas. at May 23, 2010 09:13 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24, 2010 12:56 AM (iBTj9)
I'll do that. I have to remember what alias I used.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 09:13 PM (dQdrY)
I love you Lacey, you're the bestest.
Posted by: Bomber, drunk & happy at May 24, 2010 01:11 AM (d88g9)
Me too! <hugs>
<grope>
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:13 PM (N7Csh)
That's because you promised breakfast and you didn't follow-through. It's all about the follow-through.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 01:11 AM (3v1gS)
We've been over this, hon. There was a misunderstand when I said "I'll give you something to eat in the morning."
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:13 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 09:14 PM (3v1gS)
1278 James Earl Jones shoots my girlfriend in the titty with a petrified snake.
Aint that about a bitch
It's jess anothah muthahfuckin' snake cult. I am tired of all these muthahfuckin' sanke cults!
Posted by: Samule L. Jackson, somewhere... at May 23, 2010 09:14 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:14 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 09:15 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: comatus at May 23, 2010 09:15 PM (/VEEI)
Posted by: Blade Runner Spoiler at May 24, 2010 01:12 AM (t72+4)
Harrison Ford is a robot.Posted by: unfucked nerd at May 23, 2010 09:16 PM (nqCRm)
Hell, he pretty much raped that robot, and how old was she ? Ford's a pedo !
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 24, 2010 01:14 AM (1WKuC)
About two, maybe three days old.
Sick bastard.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:16 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blade Runner Spoiler at May 24, 2010 01:12 AM (t72+4)
That wasn't Blade Runner, that was right after the end of RotJ. In some Ewok hut.
And she kept that bikini from Jabba's sailbarge.
Posted by: Some random soap salesman from Deadwood at May 23, 2010 09:16 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 09:16 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 23, 2010 09:17 PM (xCO0a)
I love you Lacey, you're the bestest.
Posted by: Bomber, drunk & happy at May 24, 2010 01:11 AM (d88g9)
Me too! <hugs>
<grope>
Hey, watch the hands!!
Posted by: Bomber? at May 23, 2010 09:17 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 09:17 PM (RGWY2)
Al Pacino is the Devil. He then becomes evil when he passes the bar and opens a law practice.
Posted by: BB at May 24, 2010 01:16 AM (qF8q3)
heh
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:17 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jeanne Tripplehorne looked hot in this one too at May 23, 2010 09:18 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: el mao at May 23, 2010 09:18 PM (Co7bS)
The days go by quickly at Ridgemont.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:18 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 01:16 AM (3v1gS)
Can't have you going around thinking I broke a promise.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:18 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 09:19 PM (qF8q3)
I liked Waterworld. Sue me. Oh, and they find dry land.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:19 PM (1fanL)
Hasn't anyone read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Posted by: BB at May 24, 2010 01:19 AM (qF8q3)
Philip K. Dick is awesome.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:19 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: BB at May 24, 2010 01:19 AM (qF8q3)
I have, one of my favorite books. Really wish they included Isidore in the flick
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 09:20 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Blazer at May 24, 2010 01:19 AM (t72+4)
Is that your pet name for it?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:20 PM (1fanL)
I liked Waterworld. Sue me. Oh, and they find dry land.
Who was her ass double?
And why did she need one?
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:21 PM (d88g9)
You'd exchange an ice pick wound for a hatchet wound?
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 24, 2010 01:20 AM (XBdMr)
As long as it wasn't furry.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:21 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Quantum Leap at May 23, 2010 09:21 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:22 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Possible Spoiler at May 23, 2010 09:22 PM (Cz5AG)
If we had a real life moron meet-up would we converse like adults; or would it end up like a junior high dance where 'rons would be on one side of the room and the 'ettes would be on the oher?
In other words, are we all high functioning social retards?? I hope not!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 09:22 PM (3v1gS)
And why did she need one?
Posted by: Bomber at May 24, 2010 01:21 AM (d88g9)
One of the finest ass shots in all of film history. Still brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 23, 2010 09:22 PM (dQdrY)
Is that your pet name for it?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 01:20 AM (1fanL)
No, Stanley....after the power tool.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:22 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: comatus at May 23, 2010 09:23 PM (/VEEI)
That would be an improvement. Always wanted to see him end up at Wu's
"Gabriel's trumpet shall summon you from the ass of a pig!"
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:23 PM (d88g9)
The aliens only weakness is sugar, so my grandchild is a wonderful young man. He likes baseball because it hurts my colon when I drink it.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole with Alzheimer's at May 23, 2010 09:24 PM (XBdMr)
>>If we had a real life moron meet-up would we converse like adults. In other words, are we all high functioning social retards?? I hope not!
unfortunately not
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 09:24 PM (tamie)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 09:24 PM (RGWY2)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 23, 2010 09:24 PM (xCO0a)
If we had a real life moron meet-up would we converse like adults; or would it end up like a junior high dance where 'rons would be on one side of the room and the 'ettes would be on the oher?
In other words, are we all high functioning social retards?? I hope not!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 24, 2010 01:22 AM (3v1gS)
Pretty sure we'd all be a lot more reserved face to face. Until we got drunk. And by "we" I mean "me."
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:25 PM (1fanL)
Why didn't one of you morons come to me like a fucking man and tell me you didn't actually have to kill hobos to be a moron here. After watching Red Skelton all those years, the MFM had programmed me to believe that hobos were ironic physical comedians.
Oh, the Valurite. Why would I drink that shit. It won't even take the bug juice off my windshield. I'd rather drink Sterno or turpentine or Goof Off.
Sorry, I am a recent subscriber to this newsletter and didn't partake of the Memorial Day ONT. So screw all of you and your punching down friends.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 23, 2010 09:25 PM (Zyla9)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:25 PM (N7Csh)
Dick is awesome...Posted by: Blazer
How YOU Doin'!
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 01:22 AM (tamie)
No, no, no ,no, no, sim,...... hell no. You of all people should know by now I'm not a 'ronette and dont switch hit.
NTTATWWT
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: comatus at May 23, 2010 09:27 PM (/VEEI)
Posted by: Theresa D at May 23, 2010 09:27 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2010 09:27 PM (fYgoq)
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:27 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Another Confused Spoiler at May 23, 2010 09:27 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:28 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:28 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 24, 2010 01:24 AM (xCO0a)
Not the way Orca Winfrey tells it.
Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2010 09:28 PM (q8CmE)
In other words, are we all high functioning social retards?
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 09:28 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:30 PM (1WKuC)
Fucking bitch. Now you know why they call me Grouchy.
Posted by: Grouchy at May 23, 2010 09:31 PM (nqCRm)
Fuck. Send da amber lamps for my..er..problem.
Thanks in advance
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 09:31 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 23, 2010 09:32 PM (Zyla9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:35 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:35 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Bomber, googlin' 7 dwarf pr0n at May 23, 2010 09:35 PM (d88g9)
Well in my mind, you're all lovely and social retards or not, I'd raise a glass with any of you.
Commence lovefest.....
Actually I'll save it for another time. G'nite all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2010 09:35 PM (3v1gS)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 09:36 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: AD at May 23, 2010 09:36 PM (AMhst)
Posted by: Bomber, pissed at himself at May 23, 2010 09:36 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: AD at May 24, 2010 01:36 AM (AMhst)
One of my favorite movies.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:36 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Bomber, pissed at himself at May 23, 2010 09:36 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:37 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at May 23, 2010 09:37 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole with a rifle and scope at May 23, 2010 09:37 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: dirty sanchez at May 23, 2010 09:37 PM (RGWY2)
The Manchurian candidate wasnt Chinese or from Manchuria. Not even sure if he even liked Chinese food.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bomber, exploring the edges of the ONT at May 23, 2010 09:38 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 09:38 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: Mr. Garrison at May 23, 2010 09:39 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:39 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Chuck Yeager, comment thread test pilot at May 23, 2010 09:39 PM (Cz5AG)
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 23, 2010 09:39 PM (iBTj9)
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:40 PM (3wvOF)
Go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Roe v. Wade at May 24, 2010 01:39 AM (xCO0a)
Seriously, this is my all time favorite kid's book, just for that reason.
Posted by: Bomber, philosophizing drunkenly at May 23, 2010 09:41 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 09:42 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:42 PM (mXBw3)
Oh, I thought you said Maetenloch
Posted by: Bomber, back to his old self at May 23, 2010 09:43 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:43 PM (N7Csh)
I think y'all might be doing it wrong.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:43 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:44 PM (XBdMr)
So did she eat him or not?
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:44 PM (d88g9)
In Hill Street Blues every episode started off with Sgt. Phil Esterhaus saying "Be careful out there".
The rest of every episode was comprised of people not being careful out there.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at May 23, 2010 09:45 PM (1WKuC)
That hot teenager goes skinny dipping at night by herself in a deserted lake on the anniversary of the escaped serial killer's rampage.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:46 PM (XBdMr)
companion book to
Hop on Pop, Wait for Cop
Posted by: Stephanie at May 24, 2010 01:46 AM (hGYL3)
Bye-bye, innocent childhood memories.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 23, 2010 09:46 PM (1fanL)
Pics?
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:47 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:47 PM (XBdMr)
turns out the kraut doesn't even have a teacher's license.
Posted by: Adrian at May 23, 2010 09:47 PM (3wvOF)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:47 PM (mXBw3)
Fucking union organizers.
Posted by: Ramses at May 23, 2010 09:48 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Escaped Serial Killer at May 23, 2010 09:48 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 09:48 PM (hGYL3)
By the end of "Barney Miller", eight cast members tripped over their giant ties and die.
Except for Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: TexasJew at May 23, 2010 09:49 PM (N7Csh)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:49 PM (1WKuC)
At least read the chapter headers, i swear those are a solid good. Tons and tons better than most of the shit on tv.
Posted by: robotgossip at May 23, 2010 09:50 PM (EiH7n)
Kevin Costner vs. Russell Crowe.
Who is the biggest idiot?
What, you thought I was talking about Robin Hood?
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 09:51 PM (6oDXl)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:51 PM (1WKuC)
After posting on this long fucking thread? Reading through the motherfucking posts and laughing my fat ass off!
Posted by: Theresa D at May 23, 2010 09:52 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Blazer at May 24, 2010 01:49 AM (t72+4)
He did a movie titled Motherlode where he played a crazed killer living in an old gold mine. Awesome performance. Perhaps my favorite of his.
Posted by: Ramses at May 23, 2010 09:52 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 23, 2010 09:53 PM (zzP3l)
I loved Charlton Heston as Moses in "Planet Hollywood of the Apes".
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:53 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2010 09:54 PM (fYgoq)
An interesting story....I have no idea if it is true or not. But some Marine in Oklahoma took the time to write this and passed it on to a Marine friend of mine in New Jersey. Oh.. Congrats Morons for the high thread count. I don't think Maet will drop it down the memory hole.
Cemetery Watchman..
I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655. Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the day. Full dress was hot in the August sun. Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same level--both too high.
I saw a car pull into the drive, a '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's pace.. An old woman got out so slowly I thought she was paralyzed; she had a cane and a sheaf of flowers--about four or five bunches as best as I could tell.
I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter taste: 'She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier, my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right now!' But for this day, my duty was to assist anyone coming in.
Kevin would lock the 'In' gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along, we might make it to Smokey's in time.
I broke post attention. My hip made gritty noises when I took the first step and the pain went up a notch. I must have made a real military sight: middle-aged man with a small pot gut and half a limp, in marine full-dress uniform, which had lost its razor crease about thirty minutes after I began the watch at the cemetery.
I stopped in front of her, halfway up the walk. She looked up at me with an old woman's squint.
'Ma'am, may I assist you in any way?'
She took long enough to answer.
'Yes, son. Can you carry these flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days.'
'My pleasure, ma'am.' Well, it wasn't too much of a lie.
She looked again. 'Marine, where were you stationed?'
Vietnam, ma'am.. Ground-pounder. '69 to '71.
She looked at me closer. 'Wounded in action, I see. Well done, Marine. I'll be as quick as I can.'
I lied a little bigger: 'No hurry, ma'am.'
She smiled and winked at me. 'Son, I'm 85-years-old and I can tell a lie from a long way off.. Let's get this done. Might be the last time I can do this. My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time.'
Yes, ma 'am. At your service.
She headed for the World War I section, stopping at a stone. She picked one of the flowers out of my arm and laid it on top of the stone. She murmured something I couldn't quite make out.. The name on the white marble stone was Donald S. Davidson, USMC: France 1918.
She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II section, stopping at one stone. I saw a tear slowly tracking its way down her cheek. She put a bunch on the stone; the name was Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943.
She went up the row a ways and laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Weiserman USMC, 1944
She paused for a second. Two more, son, and we'll be done
I almost didn't say anything, but, Yes, ma'am. Take your time.
She looked confused.. Where's the Vietnam section, son? I seem to have lost my way.
I pointed with my chin. 'That way, ma'am.'
'Oh!', she chuckled quietly. 'Son, me and old age ain't too friendly.'
She headed down the walk I'd pointed at. She stopped at a couple of stones before she found the ones she wanted. She placed a bunch on Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968, and the last on Darrel Wieserman, USMC, 1970. She stood there and murmured a few words I still couldn't make out.
'OK, son, I'm finished. Get me back to my car and you can go home.'
Yes, ma'am. If I may ask, were those your kinfolk?
She paused. Yes, Donald Davidson, was my father, Stephen was my uncle, Stanley was my husband, Larry and Darrel were our sons. All killed in action, all Marines.
She stopped.. Whether she had finished, or couldn't finish, I don't know. She made her way to her car, slowly and painfully.
I waited for a polite distance to come between us and then double-timed it over to Kevin, waiting by the car.
Get to the 'Out' gate quick.. I have something I've got to do.
Kevin started to say something, but saw the look I gave him. He broke the rules to get us there down the service road. We beat her. She hadn't made it around the rotunda yet.
Kevin, stand at attention next to the gatepost. Follow my lead. I humped it across the drive to the other post.
When the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began the short straight traverse to the gate, I called in my best gunny's voice: TehenHut! Present Haaaarms!
I have to hand it to Kevin; he never blinked an eye-- full dress attention and a salute that would make his DI proud.
She drove through that gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send-off she deserved, for service rendered to her country, and for knowing duty, honor and sacrifice.
I am not sure, but I think I saw a salute returned from that Cadillac.
Instead of 'The End,' just think of 'Taps.'
As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer: 'Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in your loving hands and protect them as they protect us.'
Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before in our thoughts.. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy.
Sorry about your monitor; it made mine blurry too!
If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under!
..and FUCK Richard Blumenthal, any way you Morons wish.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 23, 2010 09:54 PM (tamie)
I got a warning a few nights ago for saying something similar. but I bet you can get away with it tonight.
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:54 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 09:54 PM (p302b)
He did a movie titled Motherlode
where he played a crazed killer living in an old gold mine. Awesome
performance. Perhaps my favorite of his.
Posted by: Ramses at May 24, 2010 01:52 AM (nqCRm)
Good movie. That was where he did Moses living in a shack in Alaska next to a lake. I remember seeing it as a kid.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 09:54 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 09:55 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:56 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2010 09:56 PM (fYgoq)
Posted by: spoilerific low blow at May 23, 2010 09:57 PM (xCO0a)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 09:58 PM (RKh6P)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:58 PM (XBdMr)
Ebert loses his jaw, ends up looking like a retarded Doug Hoffman.
Yeah, but his bobble chin dolls are spot on. Great likeness.
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole at May 23, 2010 09:59 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 09:59 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Bomber at May 23, 2010 09:59 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Grandpa
Simpson at May 24, 2010 01:45 AM (1WKuC)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!!111!
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 10:00 PM (RKh6P)
Ebert loses his jaw, ends up looking like a retarded Doug Hoffman.
Ebert's face is now as twisted as his mind.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:00 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 10:00 PM (RKh6P)
Artistic license my ass.
Posted by: Al Gore at May 23, 2010 10:00 PM (nqCRm)
Ebert loses his jaw, ends up looking like a retarded Doug Hoffman.
...which is fair, because he's sounded like a retarded Doug Hoffman for much longer.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:02 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 01:54 AM (tamie)
Classy. Thanks for the lump in the throat.
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 23, 2010 10:02 PM (zzP3l)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 10:02 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 10:03 PM (mXBw3)
G'night all.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 23, 2010 10:05 PM (fYgoq)
Posted by: joan at May 23, 2010 10:05 PM (RGWY2)
#712 You guys can be all fucking kiss and hug you fucking want to be but there are some of you on this thread who are mother fucking assholes and you know it. IÂ’ve dealt with some really horrific people in my life but some of you take the fucking cake.
Ha! A gallon of irony spilled, and not a drop lands on PiGS.
But you're not un-self-aware, self-focused, tempremental asshole who'll yammer about anything about Herself, including her ear wax or the wet spot in her bed. No, not at all!*
*797 IÂ’m out of here. My love to those who have been good friends and companions through many ups and downs. And a big fuck you to certain people.
Well, now that you're gone, maybe some of those cool chix who left last fall and became semi part-timers around here will return.**
* **People who are sick of this shit write me and thank me for this every time I get involved. To you guys, I'm no longer on Facebook. Don't know if I'll return.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:06 PM (Rk3of)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 10:07 PM (RKh6P)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:07 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:08 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Soon-to-be-Ex-ExZonie at May 23, 2010 10:08 PM (zzP3l)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 10:09 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Spoiler Asshole talking about the economy and the libs ideas for solving the problems. at May 23, 2010 10:09 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:09 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:10 PM (Rk3of)
Just a whining fucking coward who never got enough attention in life. A shame, really.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:10 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:12 PM (Rk3of)
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 10:12 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: Donald Sutherlin's O-Face at May 23, 2010 10:12 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:12 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:13 PM (Rk3of)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:14 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:16 PM (1WKuC)
I have an idea that I'm watching someone who recently spent a ridiculous amount of time whining that the ONT didn't give a proportionate amount of attention to The Personal Drama of Rdbrewer; had whined incessantly about the attention given to a particularly fun and popular Moronette, whom he hates for some fucking reason, and then lurks around and waits for said Moronette to leave before leaping in with a self-serving post attacking her, knowing she's not around to hit back.
You are a fucking coward.
I don't like fucking cowards. I especially don't like fucking cowards who fuck around with my friends.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:16 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:17 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: blanche barrow. at May 23, 2010 10:17 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:17 PM (Rk3of)
Okay, that was out of line. I heretofore promise to be more erudite in my swearing. Thereby, I say coitus to you and the equestrian beast of burden upon which you arrived. Motherfuckers.
Posted by: Colonel32, Freelance Gynecologist at May 23, 2010 10:18 PM (dfQ4e)
I'm here now, you fucking pig.
Fuck your mother.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:19 PM (V/zZo)
/lost lyrics from Marshall Tucker
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 10:20 PM (hGYL3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:21 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:21 PM (Rk3of)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 10:21 PM (gofDd)
War, rd,
I don't know what all this crap is about, being a part-timer. So I don't want to take sides either way. But I do want to get the skinny. That's why I want to stay contacted here, or wherever, with both sides. When I know what the beef is between the two opposing sides, then I'll make my call.
Just my two cents.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:22 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:22 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:22 PM (Rk3of)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 10:23 PM (mXBw3)
Uh huh. Keep talking, you mountain of class. It's perfectly damned all right for you to snark about "PiGS" but you can't take it yourself.
You wanted attention, asshole? You got attention.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:23 PM (V/zZo)
Simple observations...
If you don't like each other, then just stop posting to each other.
And if you're going to stop posting here, then there's no reason to announce it.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:24 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: dead horse at May 24, 2010 02:18 AM (nqCRm)
Yeah, I've been ducking so much my fucking back is going out.
Oops.
Posted by: the shark at May 23, 2010 10:24 PM (nqCRm)
People I've never met before don't like me!!!
Freaking keeps me up all night. You should see my fingernails, like weevils have gnawed 'em away.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:26 PM (qF8q3)
Okay, I'm probably the last one who should weigh in here considering how I've acted on here in the past and also this being the same thread I've formally apologized to joan for acting like a dick head months ago towards her, but rd, is this really necessary ?
I mean c'mon, I love all of you guys, your wit, your wisdom, all of the fun times we've had on here together over the years, I consider you guys almost like family. If you dont like the girl, just ignore her the same way you would if it were something that came on tv you didnt like, but I can assure you most of us do not share the same sentiment concerning pgis that you do.
I think she's a very sweet, loving and warm person and I for one really enjoy her company on here.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 10:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:27 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2010 10:28 PM (Rk3of)
and death shall have no dominion."
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 10:28 PM (gAmQ1)
I wouldn't, but I could.
Posted by: Colonel32, Freelance Gynecologist at May 23, 2010 10:29 PM (dfQ4e)
Posted by: Noah
Bawdy at May 24, 2010 02:21 AM (1WKuC)
I'm outta here too. One last thing: Boobies . . . fuck yeah!
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at May 23, 2010 10:29 PM (RKh6P)
Now I'll be back to fuckin counting the number of letters in fuckin signs on the highway...And Memorial Day weekend I have a 350 mile drive. How many fuckin letters are there in "kill me now"?
9 (11 if you count the spaces)... fuckity fuck fuck...
Pass the valu-rite and hobo brains.
Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2010 10:29 PM (hGYL3)
I make the best tasting cakes in the world, incidentally. And I would like to see this thread hit 1600.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:29 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:29 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: someguy at May 23, 2010 10:30 PM (xCO0a)
Not really. The difference between you and me, shitsucker, is that you wait, you wait for weeks, if necessary, for your (female) target to announce she's leaving, and to actually leave, before jumping in to start taking punches at her.
This is the hallmark of a seriously disturbed loser.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:31 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: hugh jackman at May 23, 2010 10:31 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: wherestherum at May 23, 2010 10:31 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 10:31 PM (mXBw3)
I consider you guys almost like family.
That is perhaps the most depressing thing I've ever read.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:32 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:33 PM (1WKuC)
I consider you guys almost like family.
That is perhaps the most depressing thing I've ever read.
Posted by: BB at May 24, 2010 02:32 AM (qF8q3)
Probably would have been better for consumption if I put online in there. Either way, when you spend a good deal of time somewhere its not hard to after awhile.
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 10:34 PM (t72+4)
You should always choose the lesser of two weevils BB.
Greater or lesser, it's still weevil.
And I remember the good ol' days of programming in FORTRAN on punch cards.
And I am on Facebook, although I may leave it since it's really becoming a waste of time.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:35 PM (qF8q3)
"global warmening"
Warmening?
You said "fuck"...I'm all over that.
I'm actually going to read this thread.
Posted by: kakypat at May 23, 2010 10:36 PM (b8jZZ)
Have another cock, RD.
Did you really think you'd be able to post what you did in #1537 without anyone saying anything about it?
Did you?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:36 PM (V/zZo)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:37 PM (1WKuC)
Either way, when you spend a good deal of time somewhere its not hard to after awhile.
Let me introduce you to the "Shut Down" button...
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 10:38 PM (qF8q3)
I haven't read through the thread (over 1600 comments, are you fucking kidding me!) so this is probably redundant, but anyway -
Fuck all y'all, but like a viking, not in a gay way
Except Gabe
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 23, 2010 10:38 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 10:39 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:40 PM (1WKuC)
Either way, when you spend a good deal of time somewhere its not hard to after awhile.
Let me introduce you to the "Shut Down" button...
Posted by: BB at May 24, 2010 02:38 AM (qF8q3)
heh, this place is like heroin. It is indeed true that the smartest, funniest and wittiest people in the blogosphere call this place home. One try and I was hooked.
At any rate, time to turn in, good night m&m's
Posted by: Blazer at May 23, 2010 10:42 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 10:42 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:45 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 10:45 PM (nqCRm)
So is the fightin' all over? This was starting to remind me of the taverns I used to hang out in. Everybody's having a good time, drinks are flowing, then the booze starts to hit, and some folks think they're Rocky Balboa. And the place empties out.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:47 PM (AMYl0)
Me too, time to turn in, that is...
And thanks Noah, glad my comment was recieved in the spirit intended.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 23, 2010 10:47 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 10:47 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 10:48 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: kakypat at May 23, 2010 10:48 PM (b8jZZ)
To everyone else, I'm sorry you had to see all that.
To rdbrewer, the microphone is yours, sir. All yours, at last wrested from the clutches of an "attention whore" who somehow managed to "suck up all the oxygen" and deny you your rightful forum without ever mentioning your name. (You went on to compare her to a barnyard animal, but hey.) It's yours. Just as you wanted. Go ahead; tell us all about your fascinating life.
*sits back*
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 23, 2010 10:50 PM (V/zZo)
"1639 I've read quite a bit of this thread, and found out I know one of the posters from another site! lol"
And, it was fucking worth it! ;o)
Posted by: kakypat at May 23, 2010 10:50 PM (b8jZZ)
I've tried to put one together a couple of times over at the Texas morons group. Never seems to happen.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 24,
2010 12:25 AM (iBTj9)
--Yeah, so like, give it up already.
Off to bed.
G'night, everyone!!
Posted by: logprof, fuckin' a at May 23, 2010 10:51 PM (DRoHA)
Posted by: Colonel32, Freelance Gynecologist at May 23, 2010 10:51 PM (dfQ4e)
Was that the one with racial slurs or something like that?
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 10:51 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:52 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 10:56 PM (gAmQ1)
I'm outta here as well. Good night all, including the opposing parties. I take no sides until I know the whole story.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 23, 2010 10:57 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 10:58 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 11:00 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:01 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:01 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:02 PM (1WKuC)
Well, one of the threads involving that issue. All told, I believe there were 3, with a grand total of 11,000 posts. Not sure about that, though...It's been awhile.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 11:03 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:04 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:04 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:05 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:06 PM (1WKuC)
Man, what are you guys arguing about? This is the ONT. If someone wants to bring attention to themselves, fine. But the rest of ourselves can, and do, talk around them.
I really don't see the problem here...
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 11:08 PM (6oDXl)
If it's all the same with you, I'd rather the thread be about ME.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 11:10 PM (qF8q3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:10 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:11 PM (1WKuC)
http://tinyurl.com/2asle9k
link via drudge
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 11:12 PM (nqCRm)
YM. Bob Hope had a great sense of humour, & I esp. enjoy the "Road to..." movies. Also respect what his did for the military, performing in all those USO shows.
If Kratos were around, I could interpret that last line a bit differently
, but he isn't. I'll still go ahead & say it: "The world doesn't know what to do with hope". GoW3 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 11:15 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2010 03:08 AM (Yq+qN)
Well now that was just sweet. Very cool, Miss '80's.
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 11:17 PM (6oDXl)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:17 PM (1WKuC)
It's always about you, even when it's not.
That response was missing the requisite amount of praise.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 11:17 PM (qF8q3)
I remember reading that ONT that night and just said "screw it." I was too sober. I always think of it as the anal thread, but I think I remember some about that bad, or maybe worse.
Oh, and fuck.
Posted by: di butler, armed and dangerous at May 23, 2010 11:19 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:19 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:23 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:23 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 11:23 PM (Yq+qN)
I bow before you my liege. I prostrate myself before your glorious presence !
All others take note, please.
Nighty night.
Posted by: BB at May 23, 2010 11:24 PM (qF8q3)
I just hope Michelle Obama isn't a fucking tennis enthusiast.
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 11:24 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:25 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 24, 2010 03:24 AM (Yq+qN)
bull was killed while the matador had a couple surgeries and is now recuperating
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 11:26 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:27 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:28 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Orson Well's corps at May 23, 2010 11:29 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:30 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 23, 2010 11:32 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:37 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:38 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:42 PM (1WKuC)
People get yancy and have too much to say early...and they just post on the thread available...so it will either be the greeks getting the posts or the ONT...
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 11:43 PM (p302b)
Banhammer was a big family fight with ace, some cobloggers, and the daytimer morons getting into a big argument at a family meeting
Infamous 1400 was mom and dad going away for the weekend and the kids throwing a house party while they were away. Bottles and pizza all over the place, cigarette burns in the carpet, and a car in the swimming pool
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 11:44 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:44 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:45 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2010 03:43 AM
Beware of Greeks bearing morning hour posts
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 23, 2010 11:46 PM (sYxEE)
That thread was LAME, it took until 3AM to get to 666, and Rum didn't get to keep anyone's soul (it would have been Joan's, BTW).
Posted by: GGE, Once a fuckin' Sailor, always a fuckin' Sailor at May 23, 2010 11:46 PM (xa1/W)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:47 PM (mXBw3)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 11:48 PM (p302b)
Bismark Stew is the name of my mother's recipe. Mmmmm.
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2010 11:49 PM (nqCRm)
We tried to get all the bottles and pizza cleaned up, but we couldn't get the car out of the pool in time before LauraW came home ..
When Ace got home, we were sooooo grounded!
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2010 11:50 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:51 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 11:51 PM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 11:54 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:55 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: curious at May 23, 2010 11:55 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:56 PM (mXBw3)
How DO you deal with terrorist squirrels?
Back in the old days, we would have shot them.
Nowadays, seems that talking things out is they way to go.
(Me, I favor killing the little bastards).
Posted by: HH at May 23, 2010 11:56 PM (6oDXl)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at May 23, 2010 11:57 PM (1WKuC)
Posted by: Adriane at May 23, 2010 11:58 PM (mXBw3)
Barack has me write a strongly worded letter. Nobody can deal in the nut currency of squirrels that I can
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 24, 2010 12:02 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Adriane at May 24, 2010 04:03 AM
Damn, the last time I saw that shade of yellow was the paint job on a '71 Dodge Super Bee
Posted by: Eric Holder at May 24, 2010 12:08 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Richard at May 24, 2010 12:17 AM (wrZBq)
Posted by: Richard at May 24, 2010 12:43 AM (wrZBq)
The witch didn't eat Hansel, but she did a threesome with him and Gretel.
Posted by: Land of Fucking Leakin at May 24, 2010 01:43 AM (AMYl0)
But did she eat...y'know, that gets awfully close to the edge of the rules, doesn't it?
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 24, 2010 12:54 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 24, 2010 12:58 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 24, 2010 12:58 AM (xa1/W)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 24, 2010 04:58 AM
kodabear? who is this person?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 01:02 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at May 24, 2010 04:58 AM (xa1/W)
Nah, not you, but I will. "Lost' ended lame, and bad. That is all I'm going to say.
Well, except for DAMN!
I was hoping for better.
I realy don't think I'm ever going to watch anothere series until it comes out on DVD.
Seriously.
Posted by: HH at May 24, 2010 01:11 AM (6oDXl)
Posted by: James T Kirk at May 24, 2010 04:17 AM
Denny Crane !
Posted by: Denny Crane at May 24, 2010 01:18 AM (sYxEE)
Kirk doesn't believe in the no-win situation, and Denny has never lost
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2010 01:20 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 01:38 AM (1fanL)
1765 comments! Good work morons and ettes!
(shit piss goddamn fuck cunt cock fuckity fuck clit asshole) just to stay on the subject...
Posted by: Lurkin'no'mo at May 24, 2010 02:11 AM (6zvrq)
Posted by: billygoat at May 24, 2010 02:29 AM (5qJM5)
...Barbra Streisand
Posted by: American Elephant at May 24, 2010 02:42 AM (2+X4m)
"shit piss goddamn fuck cunt cock fuckity fuck clit asshole...did I miss any?"
...Barbra Streisand
...Jane Fonda
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 02:53 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2010 02:54 AM (jf5rK)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:00 AM (s9lI2)
And this POS Firefox is acting like a damn version of IE-8 locking up on damn near every fucking page I try to load.
Fuck all this shit and fuck that bowing jug-eared weasel.
Hey, but no porn.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 03:00 AM (6taRI)
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation....
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:00 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:03 AM (s9lI2)
And am I the only person alive who actually understood what was going on? Man, people act like it was a friggin mystery or somethin'.
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2010 03:04 AM (4ixH5)
So am I the only one who liked the ending of Lost?
I haven't watched it yet. A lot of people didn't really understand The Matrix either though so I wouldn't be surprised if people didn't get it.
Vic: on these major long threads, typing in the box gets weirdly sluggish, like some javascript is parsing through all the comments everytime you hit a keystroke...might not be your firefox, etc...mine's acting kinda weird too...IE/8 Windows 7.
Hopefully we'll get a Top Headline Comments post soon...fuck, yeah!
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:09 AM (s9lI2)
Its not just this thread I am having problems with, or even this site. I was having problems getting my damn home page to load for fucking Roadrunner.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 03:11 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:15 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at May 24, 2010 03:15 AM (jf5rK)
Posting with IE/8 again ...Testing 1...2...3...shit...4
...still does the sluggish thing with IE...firefox doesn't do it..
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:17 AM (s9lI2)
(Canadave must remember rules for this thread)
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 03:17 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:18 AM (s9lI2)
oh, and fuck....
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:20 AM (s9lI2)
I interpreted that to mean at least one curse word in each comment. One wonders what they really intended.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 03:21 AM (6taRI)
I interpreted it to mean in the sum total of all my comments there should at least be one curse word...
But I can fucken see your side of the argument
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:25 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:28 AM (s9lI2)
Back in a few.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 03:29 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: sTevo at May 24, 2010 03:30 AM (zIUsq)
I'll say hot and humid...weird to get this hot this early up here in Eastern fuckin Canuckistan
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:31 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:41 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 03:43 AM (s9lI2)
Fuckity fuck yeah, we can get at least to two thousand so all the day shift morons can get in their cussin for the day.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 04:08 AM (6taRI)
Now I have to ask; who in the fuck wants to go to Yemen for sight-seeing and tourism? What the fuck is in Yemen worth looking at? And even if there was something there is that the place you want to go. Hell, the only place I can think of worse would be Somalia, NK, or Iran.
Some people are too stupid to be let out of the house without a leash and an caretaker.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 04:25 AM (6taRI)
Now I have to ask; who in the fuck wants to go to Yemen for sight-seeing and tourism?
Some fuckin jihadi wannabes looking for the training camp?...fuckers....
Welcome back from your hot fuckin walk, Vic...let's get this all the way to 2000
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 04:46 AM (s9lI2)
Yeah, I believe we can get too fuckin 2000.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 05:00 AM (6taRI)
what a bunch of knuckle dragging, shit eating, cock holsters
[ ... ooops, cross post from the Huff and Puff ]
Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 24, 2010 05:12 AM (adr25)
If you're using fucking Firefox, go get fucking NoScript.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 05:19 AM (1fanL)
My fucken firefox is working okay....Vic was having some trouble with his fucken firefox earlier...I usually use fucken IE8 myself but have fucken firefox installed as well...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 05:25 AM (s9lI2)
Well, I had adblock, I just added NoScript. The text looks funny now.
I told it to "allow" Minx and we're back to fuckin normal.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 05:33 AM (6taRI)
It's not like there was anything to really get, though. Everything that needed explaining was generally explained well before the finale. The one thing that most needed explaining by this point is and the rest is all wrapped up in a neat little bow.
Some people on AICN acted like there was some other thing that was left out that was in dire need of examination (Polar bears? Polar bears? Who gives a shit!). Course, all those idiots are worthless trolls so maybe that explains it.
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2010 05:40 AM (jYQ2v)
I thought they did a pretty fuckin good job tying everything up....they even answered where the hell Shannon's asthma inhaler went that time they tortured Sawyer...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 05:45 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Little Kid Tony Montana at May 24, 2010 05:49 AM (cQyWA)
I go out of town fishing and you cocksuckers have a flame thread without me, fucking douche bag dickheads.
Suck the barbed cock of Staten.
Posted by: Kemp at May 24, 2010 06:22 AM (vSiVD)
Posted by: runningrn at May 24, 2010 06:23 AM (CfmlF)
Not a damn flame thread. its a fuckin cussin thread. Big fuckin difference there kemp.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 06:25 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2010 06:41 AM (/ZMR9)
....and no goddamn harassment of the moronettes
But can I harass the male morons? Puleeze? Huh? CanICanICanICanI...pretty puleeze??? I promise to be gentle. ;-)
Posted by: SFC MAC at May 24, 2010 06:43 AM (RPkOk)
Posted by: alo89 at May 24, 2010 06:54 AM (Z6cMA)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2010 10:41 AM (/ZMR9)
Is that a reference to the french "la petit mort?"
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 06:54 AM (dQdrY)
This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the office can still see me wanking.
FML
cocksuckers!
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 06:56 AM (tamie)
A: Your dog's dick tastes funny.
/what a relief! I've been carrying that joke around for two decades.
Posted by: Fuck you you fucking fuck at May 24, 2010 07:04 AM (g4J4S)
Posted by: Ernie Kovacs at May 24, 2010 07:35 AM (d1FhN)
i can't believe anyone ever fucking watched Lost.... crappy shows like that prove i was right about television.
Well, I fucken agree that TVdoes suck but Lost was pretty good....it was worth watching just for the scenery.
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 07:40 AM (s9lI2)
It is ALL shit.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 07:41 AM (6taRI)
"Well, I fucken agree that TVdoes suck but Lost was pretty good....it was worth watching just for the scenery."
You talkin' to us, dipshit?
Posted by: Kate's amazing legs in that little black dress at May 24, 2010 07:49 AM (q/kmn)
Well shave my ass and fuck me with Michelle O's dick... Looks like this fucker is gonna hit 2,000.
Fuck You old Hippie.
..oh wait..vet? Shit
Get the fuck off my lawn.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at May 24, 2010 07:49 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 07:53 AM (q/kmn)
I ain't reading all this...someone who did, please point me towards the good shit.
I got a cool fucken post in at 1776....
Posted by: Kim Jong Ill at May 24, 2010 07:56 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 07:57 AM (s9lI2)
There was no swearing in Poat 1776, damn it...
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:05 AM (sPO/s)
Considering the collective disappointment over the Lost finale. I'm 121 hours richer than all of you.
Now, get off MY fucking lawn!
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 08:11 AM (tamie)
There was no swearing in Poat 1776, damn it...
Well, I thought I'd be kinda fucken respectful, seeing as it was the Declaration of Independence...don't ya think it's important to be fucken respectful sometimes?
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:13 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:16 AM (s9lI2)
I dispute your claim sick.
There was a lot of Lost that was pretty damn awesome, IMO. It was just the crappy, non-answering way that the show was concluded that disappoints and frustrates me.
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:16 AM (sPO/s)
There was no swearing in Poat 1776, damn it...
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 12:05 PM (sPO/s)
Butt, it was fuckin cool, so it fits well enough.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:18 AM (dQdrY)
Considering the collective disappointment over the Lost finale. I'm 121 hours richer than all of you.
...like I fucken said above...it was fucken worth it just for the fucken scenery...a few of them wimmins are also fucken babes...so, I don't think you're any fucken richer than me
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:18 AM (s9lI2)
The DoI could've used some old-school swearings.
...a nation decides not to take any more oppressive shyt from the Ruling Brotherhood of Counter-Dorked Squeakholes...
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:19 AM (sPO/s)
...a nation decides not to take any more oppressive shyt from the Ruling Brotherhood of Counter-Dorked Squeakholes...
That's pretty fucken good, reason. Maybe that should be the theme for the July 4th overnight thread
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:22 AM (s9lI2)
Was I the only one who found it hilarious that Claire's sanity was directly proportional to the rattiness of her hair?
Sane Claire - groomed.
Batshit loco Claire - struck by lightning.
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:23 AM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:24 AM (dQdrY)
Was I the only one who found it hilarious that Claire's sanity was directly proportional to the rattiness of her hair?
I was kinda fucken surprised they brought her back...thought she was fucken dead when Locke saw her in the shack with Christian...she was acting kinda fucken ghosty anyway.
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:26 AM (s9lI2)
An ONT dedicated to "coarsening the discourse" of our Founding Fathers would be fantastic.
Fear my fucking moron-hordes of minutemen, ye baggers of douche!
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:27 AM (sPO/s)
We could condense it to "We are pissed, and we are gonna fuck you up."
That's language that even a thick headed fucken liberal can understand...the ONT won't last very long though
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:28 AM (s9lI2)
Fear my fucking moron-hordes of minutemen, ye baggers of douche!
Pretty good turn of fucken phrase there, reason
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:30 AM (s9lI2)
"We hold these truths to be pretty fucking simple..."
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:32 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Haywood at May 24, 2010 08:35 AM (eoYse)
I had a hunch that Hurley was gonna wind up the replacement for Jacob.
I also had a hunch that Claire or Ben would have wound up replacing "Smokey." Sort of a cycle-that-never-ends sort of end. Would have been shitty still, but at least less shitty.
I didn't need to watch 2.5 hours of TV to get told "everybody dies, and is reunited in the afterlife." I grew up Christian. I already knew that, thanks.
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:35 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:35 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:37 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 08:38 AM (iYbLN)
Lag will kill this thread before 2K.
...whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to say 'man, fuck that noise,' and bounce.
Posted by: reason at May 24, 2010 08:40 AM (5npD/)
I had a hunch that Hurley was gonna wind up the replacement for Jacob.
I haven't fucken watched it yet but I also kinda had the fucken idea that Jack's tenure was gonna be short lived...
Somebody would have to get tossed down that light hole to get made into another smoke monster...I guess they didn't explain what that was about...going to some alternate dimension or something and getting upchucked I fucken guess
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:40 AM (s9lI2)
Why the hell can't we get this shit to 2000?
There's no fucken reason we can't get this fucker to go over 2000...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:41 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: that guy who dries and stuffs frogs wearing sombreros in mariachi bands at May 24, 2010 08:41 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: AE at May 24, 2010 08:43 AM (1bZ96)
Get some damn gopher traps and bait them with fuckin tacos.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 08:43 AM (6taRI)
If we try to stop said fucking illegal gophers is that considered profiling? Am I a gopher fucking racist?
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 08:44 AM (iYbLN)
"There's no fucken reason we can't get this fucker to go over 2000..."
If we do carry this pig over the line, we'd better get some serious fuckin' tail...
I fully expect more 'tang than an astronaut.
Posted by: that guy who dries and stuffs frogs wearing sombreros in mariachi bands at May 24, 2010 08:45 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 24, 2010 08:46 AM (r60xu)
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 08:47 AM (iYbLN)
I assume it goes without saying that MPFS will, by default of using the resources most available to her, be baiting with fish tacos.
Shit yeah!
Posted by: that guy who dries and stuffs frogs wearing sombreros in mariachi bands at May 24, 2010 08:47 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:50 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Johnny McMaverick at May 24, 2010 08:50 AM (5npD/)
Clearly, my friends, we need some fuckin' gopher amnesty.
What happened to that fucken fence you promised to build?
Posted by: Pissed off voter at May 24, 2010 08:52 AM (s9lI2)
I got my stink-eye on you, bitch...
Posted by: Michael Irvin at May 24, 2010 12:51 PM (5npD/)
I didn't say cowgirls, so I wasn't fuckin talkin to you.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 08:56 AM (dQdrY)
Lag will kill this thread before 2K
Fuck that noise...it's lagged a few fucken times. It helps that it's still Headline Comments at 12:55pm eastern fucken daylight time
Posted by: Pissed off voter at May 24, 2010 08:56 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 08:58 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 09:02 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 09:03 AM (6taRI)
@1882: Clearly, my friends, we need some fuckin' gopher amnesty.
See here Johnny McMaveric, what a fucken effective border fence looks like
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:03 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:06 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 09:09 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:09 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:11 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:12 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 09:13 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:13 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Green Fucker at May 24, 2010 09:13 AM (lxCCZ)
I hate to tell you, those green shoots are actually illegal gopher shit.
Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 09:15 AM (iYbLN)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:16 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at May 24, 2010 09:20 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 09:24 AM (6taRI)
What the fuck is a green economy anyway
One based upon sales of Guiness, potatoes, bacon and semtex. asshole. (sorry; required for the thread).
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:25 AM (R2fpr)
Also, there is nothing worse for your lawn than gopher shit.
Battery acid?...boiling water?...salt?...
oh, and fuck....
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:27 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 24, 2010 09:28 AM (r60xu)
This is still moving faster than those Cid Meyer games.
Yeah, like playing fucken Zombie Wars on facebook...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:29 AM (s9lI2)
1914: World War I begins. As Dave Barry once said, "Major non-humorous events occur.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:31 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Haywood at May 24, 2010 09:31 AM (eoYse)
1913: February 1 – New York City's Grand Central Terminal, having been rebuilt, reopens as the world's largest train station.
Fucken..fuckety fuck...no reason, just a pre-requisite...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 09:31 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Haywood
Okay.
What is the most important event during/after WWI?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:33 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Khan Noonean Singh at May 24, 2010 09:34 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:34 AM (R2fpr)
Shit, if you stand in the middle of a library and scream, everyone stares at you.
Do the same on an aircraft and everyone joins in.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 09:35 AM (tamie)
Posted by: Admiral Kirk at May 24, 2010 09:36 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Dutch at May 24, 2010 09:39 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 24, 2010 09:39 AM (r60xu)
Posted by: Billy at May 24, 2010 09:40 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at May 24, 2010 09:41 AM (bxiXv)
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 09:41 AM (tamie)
Posted by: Blain at May 24, 2010 09:42 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Poncho at May 24, 2010 09:43 AM (s9lI2)
Wow...Curious mentioned you morons were up to 2000 posts. What the Fuck??
Feel free to fucken join us and get this bitch across the finish line...
Posted by: Poncho at May 24, 2010 09:44 AM (s9lI2)
Shit, I am listening to the radio and the DJ played U2's "It's A Beautiful Day".
Yes, it was, until I heard that cunt Bono.
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 09:46 AM (tamie)
Shit stick, not fuckin gonna get it.
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 09:48 AM (6taRI)
Yes, it was, until I heard that cunt Bono.
You got that shit right...him and his fucken yellow colored glasses
Posted by: Poncho at May 24, 2010 09:49 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Sergeant Mac Eliot at May 24, 2010 09:50 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Dutch at May 24, 2010 09:51 AM (s9lI2)
1925 The fucking Thompson is in the Sears catalog. $175
With items like that, who needs the underwear ads?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:51 AM (R2fpr)
Post More Things, 2000 is in sight!
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at May 24, 2010 09:54 AM (bxiXv)
1925 The fucking Thompson is in the Sears catalog. $175
Are you talking about a Thompson fucken machine gun?
Posted by: Billy at May 24, 2010 09:54 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at May 24, 2010 09:55 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Hicks at May 24, 2010 09:58 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 09:58 AM (R2fpr)
Those were the good old days.I'd like a Thompson sub-machine gun mailed to me. Or can I stop by the local Sears and pick it up at the catalog counter??
Did it come with a fucken complimentary violin case?
Posted by: Frost at May 24, 2010 09:59 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2010 10:01 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Hudson at May 24, 2010 10:04 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2010 10:04 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Burke at May 24, 2010 10:05 AM (s9lI2)
Anyone have more info on this news:
Police kill gun-wielding woman who refused to answer Census questions..
Posted by: Phil Jones at May 24, 2010 10:05 AM (RROjn)
Abrams and company are laughing all the way to the bank....
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2010 10:06 AM (p302b)
I though sickinmass was a moronette...
sorry to hear about your turgid member.
Seriously, I am sorry I read that.
Fuck, of all nights to skip the ONT!?!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2010 10:06 AM (SVSE7)
Anyone have more info on this news:
Police kill gun-wielding woman who refused to answer Census questions..
First I heard of it but there's been a lot of fucken weird incidents durning the census
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:07 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2010 10:10 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Hudson at May 24, 2010 10:11 AM (s9lI2)
A census worker showed up to ask afew questions, and she was fucken HAWT!
Avoided a lot of potential problems that might arise from an annoying visit my a representative of the all-powerful state.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at May 24, 2010 10:12 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 10:12 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Hudson at May 24, 2010 10:12 AM (s9lI2)
Hudson! This little girl survived fucken longer than that with no fucken weapons and no fucken training.
[to Newt]
Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2010 10:14 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Ripley at May 24, 2010 10:16 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Ferro at May 24, 2010 10:19 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:20 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 10:25 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:25 AM (s9lI2)
20 fucken posts left to go...does anybody have anything fucken meaningful to say on this fucken auspicious occasion? Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 02:20 PM (s9lI2)
I just farted. That meaningful enough for ya?
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at May 24, 2010 10:26 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 10:27 AM (R2fpr)
I just farted. That meaningful enough for ya?
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet
Hold very still. Match comin' up
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 10:28 AM (R2fpr)
I just farted. That meaningful enough for ya?
Gets us one more fucken step closer
Posted by: CanaDave
Most people would move farther away, not closer. But then, you're from frickin' Canada. Your name Walter?
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 10:30 AM (R2fpr)
I feel it. this shit is getting LAGGGGGGGG
Chick: We're not gonna maaaaaake it!!!!
Arnold: Yes we fucken are....
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:30 AM (s9lI2)
Most people would move farther away, not closer. But then, you're from frickin' Canada. Your name Walter?
I meant propels us one step closer to the fucken finish line
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:31 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Haywood at May 24, 2010 10:31 AM (eoYse)
Gets us one more fucken step closer Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 02:28 PM (s9lI2)
It also chased my dogs out of my fuckin studio.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at May 24, 2010 10:32 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:32 AM (s9lI2)
Sometimes you fuck the chicken. In Delaware, the chicken fucks you.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 24, 2010 10:33 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 10:33 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at May 24, 2010 10:37 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sickinmass at May 24, 2010 01:36 PM (tamie)
I've been thinking about opening a home for single fuckin mothers. I'll let you know how it works out.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 10:41 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: liberal at May 24, 2010 10:46 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Bret Michaels at May 24, 2010 10:46 AM (eoYse)
Posted by: Bret Michaels at May 24, 2010 02:46 PM (eoYse)
I'll need full creative control. Butt, I will point you at the nasty ones.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 10:52 AM (dQdrY)
it'll be blown to shit by the arty even before the god damn sappers get to it.
Well, effective meaning more like the fact that it's there in the first place but I won't argue about the blown to fucken shit part.
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 11:08 AM (s9lI2)
"Dick Blumenthal: I Have Been Informed By My Political Consultants and Pollsters That I Am Truly, Deeply Sorry On a Very Personal, Poll-Tested Level —Ace"
Posted by: curious at May 24, 2010 11:33 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Nash Rambler, slow counter at May 24, 2010 11:38 AM (ASdwP)
2015 posts and only 1429 instances of fuck or its variations.
Lightweights.
Some people insist on being fucken creative...
Posted by: CanaDave at May 24, 2010 11:46 AM (s9lI2)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at May 24, 2010 11:47 AM (dQdrY)
Police kill gun-wielding woman who refused to answer Census questions..
First I heard of it but there's been a lot of fucken weird incidents durning the census
It was on Drudge briefly on Sat. but link didnt work. Apparently a man & wife pulled guns on Censuser. Censuser fled, informed Census Bureau. Census Bureau informed cops. Cops showed up. Woman shot by cops. That's all I got. Details are sketchy.
Thnaks for responding tho.
Posted by: Phil Jones at May 24, 2010 02:36 PM (RROjn)
Posted by: liberal
I suppose if Maet bumped this post it could reach 3000. But, who wants to wait for the refresh. 2000+ is respectable.
Posted by: sTevo at May 24, 2010 04:32 PM (zIUsq)
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