June 05, 2010
— Maetenloch And so what's it gonna be guys? Amateur hour? You're all on effin notice.
Retro Ace: The Paul Anka Rant
Okay it's probably been a few months since Ace has linked to the classic Paul Anka rant which means it's a good fuckin' time to do it again for some of the recent refugees who aren't up to speed on the integrity we expect around here. So let me put you some goddamn knowledge - way back in 2004 Ace somehow discovered this recorded rant by Mr. Paul Anka where he lectures his band for continuing to screw up the show using his own unique style of phrases and profanity.
It's a work of beauty and has become a long running gag here. You'll regularly hear echoes of it in the posts here and it probably is the oldest meme here at the HQ. In fact Anka actually hosted this site one weekend and gave his unique take on boobies, hobos, and gay marriage. So click on Paul's picture below and straighten yourself out with some wisdom from the master:
Of course there's also the Buddy Rich rants which you can listen to here. But to my ears there's a big difference between Anka and Rich's rants. Anka sounds exasperated with his crew and you get the feeling that he's already covered every one of the points he mentions several times and yet they're still screwing up. Most of his comments are profane but constructive and I think he'd be totally happy if they just stopped fucking up.
Buddy Rich on the other hand comes off as a bullying prick who's just looking to start a fight with one of band members. Which pretty much corresponds to every story I've ever heard about him including the one where he stole a gun from Mel Torme. Doc Weasel has more thoughts on Paul Anka vs. Buddy Rich here.
The Sad fate of Newsweek
So Newsweek is on the block and nobody much is bidding so there's a good chance they'll be shut down soon. Which is kinda sad. When I was a kid my parents had a subscription to Newsweek for many years and ever the news geek I devoured every week's issue starting from middle school. And the occasional articles by George F. Will and Milton Friedman were some of the earliest written conservative material I was ever exposed to and that was a big deal back in the days when the MFM had a complete monopoly.
So a few nights ago I happened to see a copy at the book store. The cover looked the same as always but when I picked it up, it was incredibly thin for a magazine - just 44 pages. And they wanted $5.95 for it which is over 13 cents per page. Compare that with the current Time magazine which offers 114 pages for only $4.95 and with 10% less liberal bias. Ace has covered the reasons for Newsweek's demise here and it's all well deserved but still sad.
Was It Better To Be A Woman In Jane AustenÂ’s Time?
Well the web site/series “Sex and the Austen Girl,” compares life and love in the 19th and 21st centuries and make a case that (semi-wealthy) women's lives really were less stressful in those days. That is if you didn't mind a restricted choice of life options. And undergarments. Inspired by the books Confessions and Rude Awakenings of a Jane Austen Addict, two girls—Jane Mansfield and Courtney Stone—switch places in time. Courtney wakes up in 1813 in Somerset, England and Jane in 2010 in Los Angeles and they discover just how different life really is.
Why Total Recall Is Still Awesome 20 Years Later
Well Arnold at his peak, tri-titted mutant babes, Kuato, plausible future tech, a hawt Sharon Stone, midget hookers, and classic one-liners are just some of the things that make this movie awesome. So get yer ass to Mars!
Britney Wants To Be Frozen
But of course the future must have Britney's genius:
"She looked into having her ashes turned into diamonds after she is gone but settled on the chance of getting to live in the future."Apparently her father indulges her odd obsessions as long as they keep her at home and not out shaving her head.
How 10 Iconic Movies Almost Ended
Well I knew about the Dr. Strangelove pie fight and the alternate I Am Legend ending, but the rest were new to me.
Kitteh Machine Gun
Too bad they don't show the hairball grenade launcher.
100 Years of the Bra
Happy Birthday Baby!
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.
And where's Joe?
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Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2010 06:14 PM (zgZzy)
Charlie Crist in....
Chit wrong thread. My bad.
Anyway...
So Newsweek is on the block and nobody much is bidding so there's a good chance they'll be shut down soon. Which is kinda sad.
Not sure why this should be sad. I don't mean that in a rah rah reflexive conservative way either. I'm sad that Frank Sinatra is no longer around. Newsweak didn't meet the market test, oh well.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:16 PM (0pYSi)
Such as...the "Shark-zooka", or the "gun-blade".
/1000 quadraloos if you can figure out where I ripped that off from.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 06:17 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 06:17 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 05, 2010 06:17 PM (Vol3D)
In that pic above the Wookster almost looks hitable. But then again I'm a raging alcoholic so I'd pretty much hit anything that has a pulse, is warm to to the touch or hasn't been in the ground long, so what what do I know ?
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:17 PM (t72+4)
I thought that Snooki chick looked a little crabby flabby.
also works
Ya just wanna punch her in the vag-omach. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2010 06:18 PM (zgZzy)
In that pic above the Wookster almost looks hitable. But then again I'm a raging alcoholic so I'd pretty much hit anything that has a pulse, is warm to to the touch or hasn't been in the ground long, so what what do I know ?
A giant oak desk does wonders for oversized backsides.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:19 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:19 PM (TZJPP)
Nope. Both endings were lame. There was one ending suggested on the "Terminator 2029" website where the past and future Sarah Connors shook hands, which would have been more satisfying, but that wouldn't have allowed for more sequels either.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:19 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:20 PM (RZ8pf)
http://tinyurl.com/a5pvvq
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 05, 2010 06:20 PM (5aVkt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:21 PM (TZJPP)
Of course she looks OK Blazer, they've airbrushed the hell out of her.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)
beer gogs do the same thing
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:22 PM (cMo6P)
Of course she looks OK Blazer, they've airbrushed the hell out 50lbs and all the fur off of her.
also works
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 06:22 PM (YjIPf)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lost in Fla at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (RZ8pf)
With a blunt object.
Did we do a thread on the portrait of Karl Marx in that cover?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (cMo6P)
If that goes forward it's fucking pitchforks-and-torches time.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:23 PM (TZJPP)
How about you, PGiS. Are you perky?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:24 PM (cMo6P)
I gave up on Newsweek in 1981 ( due to weekly anti-Reagan rants )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 06:24 PM (JrRME)
Well, Western civilization still believed in itself at the time, which has to count for something.
Heck, if the tide of Islam keeps riding, our extreme feminists are going to be pining for 1800s western women's rights.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2010 06:25 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:25 PM (TZJPP)
My mom was released from the hospital this morning and I took a huge breath of relief.
Now I can relax till the next crisis.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:25 PM (QuP9W)
@SantarosaStan
I was barely off the teet in 1981, but I believe I gave up Newsweak around the same time.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:26 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: pendejo grande at June 05, 2010 06:26 PM (ipxsa)
There's always another crisis. I think it's best to take it all in stride. The alternative is taking it between the eyes.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:26 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: David C at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (ihhMS)
mpfs, sorry to hear your mom was in the hospital. Glad she is doing better.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
I was barely off the teet in 1981, but I believe I gave up Newsweak around the same time.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:26 PM (0pYSi)
Your anti-Newsweek Kung-Fu is much stronger than mine
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (JrRME)
I'm sending you the Diana Kagan strip o' gram.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:23 PM (0pYSi)
Hopefully thats Elena Kagan's cute one hundred pounds lighter and not so hairy bi-younger sister.
Hate to have to break the flour out, its a bitch in the wash.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 06:27 PM (Mmw0q)
So, how's the love life?
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:28 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: David C at June 05, 2010 10:27 PM (ihhMS)
Dude, he'd slice you like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Editor at June 05, 2010 06:28 PM (YX6i/)
How about you, PGiS. Are you perky?
You betcha!
*sighs* It's going to be a long night. Luckily, I have the Blade of Olympus with me.Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 10:23 PM (TZJPP)
I would love to hear Obama's inner circle discussions.
How much can we steal? They generally let us take as much as we want as long as we get 51% of the vote in the past...but these tea party people seem...dangerous. Maybe if Obama gives a nice speech first...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2010 06:29 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:29 PM (TZJPP)
okay, that's setting the bar too high, but the photo reveals one aspect of her appeal
two aspects.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 06:30 PM (JrRME)
Kratos, I thought he was just asking if I was in a good mood, you are the one with the dirty, dirty mind...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:30 PM (RZ8pf)
@Blazer
Unfortunately no. Would it help if I had her bring along some val-u-rite?
Maybe you could just play some softball.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:30 PM (0pYSi)
We'll see you in court.
Posted by: Sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads at June 05,
2010 10:26 PM (c0A3e)
Ahem, that's freakin' sharks with laser beans attached to their freakin' heads.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at June 05, 2010 06:31 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 10:29 PM (TZJPP)
How do you measure madness? Each week Time and Newsweek seemed to be having a contest. By Reagan's era, Time had jumped the Commie Shark
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, recalling Reagan at June 05, 2010 06:32 PM (JrRME)
Kratos, I thought he was just asking if I was in a good mood, you are the one with the dirty, dirty mind...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:30 PM (RZ8pf)
If you wanted to get even perkier you could just post a pic after dousing yourself with a cooler full of ice cubes.
I'm sure Mt. Ranier would be jealous.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:32 PM (t72+4)
I got a shirt, but I was too sexy for it.
Posted by: Right Said Fred at June 05, 2010 06:32 PM (c0A3e)
Yeah. I'll consider it if she makes an effort to get back with me. I don't have any aspirations for it though.
New girl is great. I don't think either of us have any ambition for us to have a real relationship that goes anywhere and develops. It's just friendly companionship, which is nice. I wouldn't normally do this, but like I said, I'm riding a wave of cynicism.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:32 PM (cMo6P)
Dude, he'd slice you like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Editor at June 05, 2010 10:28 PM (YX6i/)
Yea, after he gets his head out of the wall
Posted by: David C at June 05, 2010 06:32 PM (ihhMS)
@santarosastan
If its the same pic that was linked in the last thread here, you might be right. Maybe Andi will have another dream.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:33 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:33 PM (cMo6P)
Remember how I fell the other day? Well now I have a HUGE bruise on my boob. It is very sad.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Harry at June 05, 2010 06:34 PM (0uke3)
So, how's the love life?
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:28 PM (QuP9W)
--Has a new one shown up since Walter?
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 06:35 PM (Mmw0q)
Ice and massage therapy will bring them back into shape.
Posted by: The creepy guy outside your window.. at June 05, 2010 06:35 PM (e9JZd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)
Now don't make a circumcision maniac outa me.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 05, 2010 06:36 PM (I8WCF)
Remember how I fell the other day? Well now I have a HUGE bruise on my boob. It is very sad.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:34 PM (RZ8pf)
You should really have someone suck the blood out.
Oh wait, that only works for snakebites......nevermind.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:36 PM (t72+4)
Dude, what's that supposed to mean?
Oh, you think it's a euphemism? Don't worry, it's not.
/The name would be a lot less flattering if it meant what you think it does.
Posted by: Right Said Fred at June 05, 2010 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
@82maet
Isn't that one of Andi's pet projects? I mean being against it. Imagine if Sarah Palin named circumcision as her running mate in 2012? Could get ugly.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:37 PM (0pYSi)
Now don't make a circumcision maniac outa me.
I made that comment just for you. Apparently for some reason it makes the tool of love less prone to cuts and scrapes during lovemaking.
Though I'm kind of baffled about what a guy is making love to that he keeps getting cut. I mean most of us don't really have teeth down there...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at June 05, 2010 06:38 PM (N22Tw)
Though I'm kind of baffled about what a guy is making love to that he keeps getting cut. I mean most of us don't really have teeth down there...
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:38 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm pretty sure that a guy making love to Rachel Corrie's fly blown corpse would get paper cuts on his cock.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:40 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at June 05, 2010 06:40 PM (ADJFU)
If its the same pic that was linked in the last thread here, you might be right. Maybe Andi will have another dream.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:33 PM (0pYSi)
yeah, post # 198. Amazing Grace
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, giving HA too much credit at June 05, 2010 06:41 PM (JrRME)
Swimming pool drains.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 05, 2010 06:41 PM (OkT2m)
Please, Frostmourne couldn't hold up even against Ashbringer. And the Blade of Olympus was forged from the Heavens and the Earth by Zeus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:41 PM (c0A3e)
You aren't Jewish?
Too bad.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:38 PM (QuP9W)
Is that a requirement for entering the promised land?
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:42 PM (t72+4)
Swimming pool drains.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 05, 2010 10:41 PM (OkT2m)
Well that and live cougar condoms.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 05, 2010 06:43 PM (I8WCF)
Todd makes wearing a pink shirt look manly. Sigh.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Blazer
Not required, but it would help.
And about the Molly Hatchet thread....Pennsylvania lakes are COLD. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:43 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:43 PM (cMo6P)
Well, Zeus did have a way with the ladiesÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)
And about the Molly Hatchet thread....Pennsylvania lakes are COLD. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:43 PM (QuP9W)
I know, spent some time there in my youth.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:45 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:45 PM (0pYSi)
In a decent world, she'd come in to work on Monday to find her stuff in a box by the door and the locks changed.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:46 PM (TZJPP)
Nice.
Posted by: rockhead at June 05, 2010 06:46 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:47 PM (TZJPP)
Zeus was doing pretty good until he let me live.
And could Frostmourne banish all the Titans to Tartarus with just slamming it into the ground? I thought not.
Some lesser-known facts about the inventor of the Hologram.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:47 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:48 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: rockhead at June 05, 2010 10:46 PM (RykTt)
Liberals are Interesting when they see the light too late ( or very late in life )
everyone loves a sinner seeking last-minute redemption......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 06:48 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: NotAMolly stands with Israel at June 05, 2010 06:49 PM (ADJFU)
Now that I'm a cynic, maybe I should go out and get myself some meaningless sex.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:48 PM (cMo6P)
Surprised you waited this long.
And youl dare call yourself a moron.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:50 PM (t72+4)
No need for that pointless, joyless activity.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
In a decent world, 90% of the world would support Israel, not the other way around. Humanity is ugly. Individual people are wonderful. The left of course, believes the opposite.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 06:50 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:51 PM (TZJPP)
One day you are going to get some. On that day your freckles will disappear and your hair will no longer be red. You might even shed all that pale ginger skin as a single husk, like a reptile. And you will be a new man.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:51 PM (cMo6P)
Z,
That's what Michael Douglas thought in Fatal Attraction.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:51 PM (QuP9W)
A person is smart, people are big dumb panicky animals.
Posted by: Agent K at June 05, 2010 06:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:53 PM (cMo6P)
Knife-gun? Isn't that Final Fantasy?
I like 1500 lb motorcycles as much as the next guy, but I don't know how much ADD a person needs to enjoy that movie.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 05, 2010 06:53 PM (r60xu)
You shut up, you. Gingers are awesome.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 06:53 PM (r07cb)
I'll stab myself in the chest with the Blade of Olympus, again, before that ever happens.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:54 PM (c0A3e)
I'll stab myself in the chest with the Blade of Olympus, again, before that ever happens.
oy
rum, where you at? Is Kratos really shit hopeless?
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 06:56 PM (YjIPf)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2010 06:56 PM (bvAhx)
Posted by: alexthechick
Thank you alex. Me love you as much as I love Sephora.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:56 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 06:57 PM (cMo6P)
Yep, the "gun-blade", debuted in FF8.
"The Spoony One's", Noah Antwiler, review of FF8 was one of the funniest things I ever saw on the Internet. Here's his "part 1", if you're interested.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 06:57 PM (c0A3e)
The dirty little secret is, All Your Wiminz Are Belong To Us.
I married a Syrian woman who was hypnotized into submission by my cat like super powers and Scanning powers.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 06:58 PM (t72+4)
They hate churches, families, sports teams, companies, fraternal orders, charities, and the armed services.
Every other form of organization they have co-opted or corrupted: unions, universities, media, and popular entertainment.
You see it already in college towns and "blue" states: people define themselves by their politics. If you're liberal, you're a good and virtuous person. That's the only criterion.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 06:58 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: Mittens Romney at June 05, 2010 06:58 PM (0pYSi)
Sex is always meaningful to me. Mostly it means I can finally be free of a bad case of achin' blue balls and the neighborhood squirrels are safe for a few more weeks.
Posted by: sifty at June 05, 2010 06:58 PM (snE/u)
Explain why that hasn't happened to me yet? I've had plenty of sex and I'm still a pale, freckled ginger.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 06:59 PM (QuP9W)
IÂ’m watching Bones, and IÂ’m kind of annoyed at how they are portraying Eastern Washington. They are kind of turning it into some sort of backwoods backwards place. Also, wrong Indian tribe for the Indians. I understand it is fictional television, but still why do they have to make it like that.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
And there arenÂ’t evergreen trees in Eastern Washington.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Explain why that hasn't happened to me yet? I've had plenty of sex and I'm still a pale, freckled ginger.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:59 PM (QuP9W)
Yea, but you're a ginger joo. joo vampire powers are no fair.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:01 PM (t72+4)
You shut up, you. Gingers are awesome.
Eh, maybe the female ones. Except for my sister... kidding, kidding!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:01 PM (c0A3e)
@pgis
A good friend of mine went to Whitworth College in Spokane. Visited a few times. Seemed pretty normal to me. Loved the cheap Ranier Ice as well.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:02 PM (0pYSi)
They hate churches, families, sports teams, companies, fraternal orders, charities, and the armed services.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 10:58 PM (TZJPP)
¿Cierto?
Posted by: Los Suns at June 05, 2010 07:03 PM (Mmw0q)
Ugh, Bones...
I think I've seen this one, though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:04 PM (c0A3e)
Aside from "Draw." Draw absolutely sucks.
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2010 07:04 PM (Xsi7M)
Yes, Eastern Washington is surprisingly modern, despite what the liberal Western Washington elite likes to project.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Remember how I fell the other day? Well now I have a HUGE bruise on my boob. It is very sad.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Ah, we'll kiss the boo-boo and make it better.
Posted by: joncelli, Trying to Keep a Straight Face While at June 05, 2010 07:05 PM (c4gj8)
It was always a cheap imitator of Time, until Time became a cheap piece of shit.
The Economist is the only weekly left that gives you shit, aka, knowledge worth paying for.
Gee, their circulation is up.. WTF is with that?
People will pay for a good product and not an AP rehash.
I am shocked.
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2010 07:05 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:06 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: mpfs
Gender. Also, sex doesn't act like a poison to your body, as it does Kratos.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:06 PM (cMo6P)
Yes, Eastern Washington is surprisingly modern, despite what the liberal Western Washington elite likes to project.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Yea, but you live in Western Washington by the Puke Sound
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:06 PM (t72+4)
I had eight red headed Irish uncles and they were pretty damn awesome.
There's some pretty good evidence that the Hebrews settled Ireland- similar writing, names (cohen/cowan), and myths/legends/history. They might just have been uncle-cousins.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:06 PM (YjIPf)
Spoony's part 2, of him just drawing some magic from that insect-thingy, was freaking hilarious. Especially when he tried huffing the marker to stay awake.
He got so much e-mail saying he was doing it wrong that he showed some of it during part 7 (part
, concluding "And you can stop e-mailing me about it, okay!".Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:07 PM (c0A3e)
Hey now you can insult the liberals here Blazer, but Puget Sound is beautiful.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:08 PM (RZ8pf)
There's some pretty good evidence that the Hebrews settled Ireland- similar writing, names (cohen/cowan), and myths/legends/history. They might just have been uncle-cousins.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 11:06 PM (YjIPf)
Cleopatra was a ginger.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:08 PM (t72+4)
Wish I had that many gingers in my clan...going to a family reunion in Alabama soon.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 07:09 PM (XBdMr)
Cleopatra was a ginger.
Yeah, but I'm talking a good 2 millenia before ol' perky tits showed up.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:09 PM (YjIPf)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 05, 2010 07:10 PM (TZJPP)
Hey now you can insult the liberals here Blazer, but Puget Sound is beautiful.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 11:08 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm sure it is, shame its located. near the San Fran of the Pacific Northwest.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:10 PM (t72+4)
David Wenham (Aussie actor who played Faramir in the LOTR movies) is a ginger.
Also have grandparents on both sides of the family who are/were gingers.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 07:10 PM (yfJ6g)
@Kemp
Newsweak is a half assed version, watered down if you will, of The Nation, New Rebublic, and all of the other left of center magazines. Not to mention Huffpo, and Kos.
What dummy would pay for that drivel?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:10 PM (0pYSi)
Wish I had that many gingers in my clan...going to a family reunion in Alabama soon. Posted by: gator
Lots of cousins too. Some have red hair, some don't. My cousin, Trish, who passed away last August had fireball red hair.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 07:11 PM (QuP9W)
Um, hell! no!
I think my brother will debut in God of War: Ghost of Sparta.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 07:11 PM (WznJB)
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2010 11:05 PM (2+9Yx)
Years ago, and I think it was MAD magazine, predicted that in the future you would get Time with a Newsweek insert.
Fairly close to the mark.
Posted by: HH at June 05, 2010 07:12 PM (6oDXl)
Cleopatra was a ginger.
Yeah, but I'm talking a good 2 millenia before ol' perky tits showed up.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 11:09 PM (YjIPf)
I'm sure that wasnt the first Red Sea Moses parted, jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:12 PM (t72+4)
Eric Cartman could have really used that list for the ginger SP episode.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:15 PM (c0A3e)
wow the multiple Clue ending was pretty frigging awesome. Does anyone know if the DVD has it? I wonder which one i saw growing up.
i loved that movie.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:15 PM (DKV43)
Thank you very much alexthechick for the eye candy. Yum!my!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)
wonder what he decided to buy?
hey, how is everyone..?
Posted by: curious at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Potty Mouth at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (Glxw+)
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 11:12 PM (YjIPf)
--Another thing great about the '80s.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (Mmw0q)
Ben, IÂ’m fairly certain the DVD has all the endings.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (RZ8pf)
@alex
While I love scarjo, (i even went out of my way to see a play in NY in which she starred) I'm not letting you off the hook for you defense of soccer. No way no how.
(got any naked pics of her?)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:16 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:17 PM (c0A3e)
I have suddenly become deeply fascinated with the World Cup. And not because of this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
SHIT! I started clicking on this without looking who wrote it, and now I'm a pickle licker. I was hoping for tri-titted gingers.
Thanks, a lot, alexthechick.
Posted by: gaytor at June 05, 2010 07:17 PM (XBdMr)
Z Ryan, thatÂ’s hot. I love it when a guy draws on me.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:17 PM (cMo6P)
Z Ryan, thatÂ’s hot. I love it when a guy draws on me.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleI already did one of her ankles.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:18 PM (cMo6P)
How does one say "shaved Wookie" in Klingon?
Posted by: Potty Mouth at June 05, 2010 07:18 PM (Glxw+)
When you think you are alone and you feel backed into a corner, the results are never good....scares the crap out of me too.....
Posted by: curious at June 05, 2010 07:18 PM (p302b)
Okay...just a bit creepy there, thanks.
/Note to self - never draw on a woman.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (c0A3e)
Thought I remembered reading that Richard Dawson wasn't too far from Damian in real life
"If he's still here mopping the floor tomorrow, you'll be mopping it on Thursday"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (sYxEE)
What, it's not like I'm watching due to my love of the game. I'm watching due to my love of insanely fit guys whipping off their shirts at the slightest provocation.
Thank you very much alexthechick for the eye candy. Yum!my!
One does one's humble best.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (r07cb)
which I think we knew was going to be necessary once the unAmerican President began his occupation of the White House,
Yeah, what's his middle name again?
Posted by: HH at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (6oDXl)
Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (monwW)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 07:19 PM (yfJ6g)
Yes, Eastern Washington is surprisingly modern, despite what the liberal Western Washington elite likes to project.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 11:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Surprising only to elitist fools. And commie down to a minimum.Posted by: Mark in Spokane at June 05, 2010 07:20 PM (Td5hP)
I have suddenly become deeply fascinated with the World Cup. And not because of this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
i hate soccer with the fire of a thousand Little Boys, however I have a soft spot for nationalism, so i will be rooting for America to win it all, even thought watching soccer is like having sex with a cheese grater while using chalk dust as lubricant.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:20 PM (DKV43)
Oh, yeah, that can be really hot. Though? Protip? Also make sure if you've heated the body paint to test for hotness before use.
I've been told. By other people. *koff*
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:21 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 07:21 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 11:19 PM (YjIPf)
That ginger root is almost as big around as my cock, but not quite
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 07:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: curious at June 05, 2010 07:21 PM (p302b)
Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2010 07:21 PM (monwW)
I am shocked.
Posted by: Kemp at June 05, 2010 11:05 PM (2+9Yx)
TIME ran articles cheerleading for the Vietnam War in the mid-60s.
I have a copy of one entitled, "Zapping the Cong" from early 1966. They thought the battle at I Drang Valley was Gettysburg redux ( with the VC as Pickett )
Sometime in 1968, TIME swerved hard left.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 07:22 PM (JrRME)
Dude, that's actually a difficult question. I'm going with Soros' hand puppet myself.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:22 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:22 PM (W8m8i)
Surprising only to elitist fools. And commie down to a minimum.
Unless you are out a Faragut with the Folfin' Hippies!
Filthy stinkin' hippies...almost as bad as Sikh.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 07:22 PM (WznJB)
@Alex
What, it's not like I'm watching due to my love of the game. I'm watching due to my love of insanely fit guys whipping off their shirts at the slightest provocation.
Fair enough. How bout a compromise. You stop watching Soccer, and I'll put up a webcam and let you view me creating socks, responding to Monty's slurs on hobos, and if you're lucky, I'll talk off my shirt and douse my chest with val-u-rite?
Deal? Deal.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:23 PM (0pYSi)
And they aribrushed Karl Marx into the apple. Teach your children well!
Posted by: Bill R. at June 05, 2010 07:23 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:23 PM (oVQFe)
Particular reason why? Does it have to do with turkey? Something else?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:24 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:24 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: Dan at June 05, 2010 07:25 PM (1jzSs)
Posted by: conanthelibertarian at June 05, 2010 07:25 PM (Rxmu6)
i hate soccer with the fire of a thousand Little Boys, however I have a soft spot for nationalism, so i will be rooting for America to win it all, even thought watching soccer is like having sex with a cheese grater while using chalk dust as lubricant.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 11:20 PM (DKV43)
--I'll give soccer this: it's a sport the USA does not dominate, so (as with hockey) it grabs my interest with the USA as an underdog in many matches. However, if the impossible happens and Honduras would face the USA, I think I'd even cheer for Honduras.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 07:26 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 11:22 PM (W8m8i)
Wouldn't it really be odd if the world did indeed end on this date?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 07:26 PM (yfJ6g)
Euro 'will be dead in five years'
The single currency is in its death throes and may not survive in its current membership for a week, let alone the next five years, according to a selection of responses to the survey – the first major wide-ranging litmus test of economic opinion in the City since the election. The findings underline suspicions that the new Chancellor, George Osborne, will have to firefight a full-blown crisis in Britain's biggest trading partner in his first years in office.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (c0A3e)
Loved the kitteh machine gun.
We had a (sia)meezer who made similar noises while we were driving from Houston to the north east. Every time the tires went over a bump in the road (and there were many because we were on one of those concrete highways with "seams") she'd make a burt-burt-burt sound. Quite amusing.
For the first 400 miles.
After that, not so much.
Posted by: Y-not at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (tJ4Ym)
I have suddenly become deeply fascinated with the World Cup. And not because of this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
For some reason I was thinking that AlextheChick was a lesbian. Either I am remembering wrong or lesbianism is more complicated than I thought.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (7TL4z)
Third, I hate youth soccer programs. Not because it gets kids out and some exercise. No, but youth soccer programs are not designed for that. Instead, they are designed to give the Soccer Moms a couple of hours a week to catch up and gossip.
Cut jib...you know the rest. Soccer sucks. At the risk of offending....eh forget it...I'll leave it with soccer sucks.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (0pYSi)
Too obvious. Maybe the day before.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:28 PM (DKV43)
Personally I'm looking forward to 10/10/10. Those of you who know binary will know what I mean.
End of the world brah?
Posted by: The Last Mayan Standing at June 05, 2010 07:28 PM (0pYSi)
Personally I'm looking forward to 10/10/10. Those of you who know binary will know what I mean.
01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100001 01110010 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:29 PM (DKV43)
I could play my ex-wife's cat like an air guitar complete with Whammy.
Pretty funneh stuff, that.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 07:29 PM (WznJB)
Sometime in 1968, TIME swerved hard left.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 11:22 PM (JrRME)
Their Second Coming, Bobbie got killed? Maybe LBJ not seeking reelection. And so they no longer went to carry water for the gov't since they were no longer basking in Kennedy glow.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:29 PM (oVQFe)
What's going on?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:30 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:30 PM (cMo6P)
Particular reason why? Does it have to do with turkey? Something else?
Well, we've got the Cloward-Piven Admin succeeding in their quest for raises for all federal employees (adding billions to deficit), people in the Gulf states getting beyond frustrated (and now jobless), a stockmarket that drops triple digits every other day or so, Israel feeling like a cornered cat and Rush Limbaugh marrying up for the fourth time. How'm I doin' so far?
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:30 PM (W8m8i)
Either I am remembering wrong or lesbianism is more complicated than I thought.
You're Tellin' Me.
Posted by: Anne Heche at June 05, 2010 07:31 PM (WznJB)
i think it became clear Time was done when they named "You" the person of the year. I hope whoever thought of that was tied up and subjected to death by a thousand cuts by those subscription inserts in the magizine.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:31 PM (DKV43)
Excuse me? Dude, I owned most of the Greek pantheon. I think that puts me a bit above being "emasculated".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:31 PM (c0A3e)
@logprof
While I'm not a Hockey guy, and I find it boring, I believe it to be a "real" sport. A worthwhile sport. Soccer, not so much.
(oh, I love baseball, so I don't have much standing in finding a sport boring. Avs are big in Denver though.)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:32 PM (0pYSi)
Hey "Nerds" is on!
Posted by: 48%er at June 05, 2010 11:24 PM (OThQg)
If you're gonna do that you really should list the station especially if its cable.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:32 PM (oVQFe)
Or I'm bi. I'd go with that one.
On a completely unrelated note, the veggie sticks I got to eat instead of chips would be healthier if I didn't eat the entire bag.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:32 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:32 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:32 PM (gofDd)
Rum, did you go out someplace fantastic for an early birthday dinner?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:33 PM (RZ8pf)
MallamuttÂ’s Top 10 Soccer Moments
When that American chick stripped off her shirt and ran around in her sports bra. – 10. Don’t exist. Probably never will.
i remember when that happened the media told us it was the beginning of something new, american interest in womens soccer. When a schmuck like me could have told them it was just the continuation of something old, men's infatuation with women taking their tops off.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:33 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: HH at June 05, 2010 07:34 PM (6oDXl)
It's a little on the sweet side but it's still pretty good - it's unusual
What are you having?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:34 PM (tJ4Ym)
lol, thanks, no worries.
Of course Kagan loves AA law:
Kagan: Affirmative action good law — good politics
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:34 PM (c0A3e)
Euro 'will be dead in five years weeks'
yeah i am readin that right now. scary shit. If Germany leaves it is as good as done.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:35 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:35 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:35 PM (gofDd)
271 Another ginger, and a bi-curious rabbit
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 11:30 PM (Mmw0q)
Theory: Bugs Bunny is the origin of so many gay men thinking they need to sound like they're leaking air when they talk.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:35 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:36 PM (gofDd)
When that American chick stripped off her shirt and ran around in her sports bra.
I was Mortified!
Posted by: Brandi Chastain's Third Nipple at June 05, 2010 07:37 PM (WznJB)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:37 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 07:37 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:38 PM (gofDd)
262 #256 Too obvious. Maybe the day before.
Well, it depends. Many days could technically be too obvious, when you look at it. Though I think we'll have plenty of warning myself, but that's a whole other subject.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 07:38 PM (yfJ6g)
Unfortunately it rained all day and none of that ambitions plan happened.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (cMo6P)
Uh oh, Rum, chemjeff wants to horn in on our SEAL actionÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: kurtilator at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (juh4Z)
Hey Undead.
Well, the answers depend on your questions.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (r07cb)
I should be. Besides being in SD 4th of July weekend with PGiS. Otherwise, I'll be here.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (gofDd)
When a schmuck like me could have told them it was just the continuation of something old, men's infatuation with women taking their tops off.
Very true. I suspect that most of the Morons here would watch Keithy OlberdoucheÂ’s show if he had very attractive women on the set in nothing but bras (and no, I am not talking about Madcow either).
Of course, we would have the sound off. But we would probably watch. Or glance in. Or TIVO and skip the Keithy parts and get right to the bra wearing hotties.
i think part of it is the actualy actof the top coming off. It is like being five years old and opening a present.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:39 PM (LIlJ8)
Good evening. I'm here for some intelligent fuckin' answers. And that's just the fuckin' way it is.
We advising our clients to invest in canned goods and firearms.
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:40 PM (W8m8i)
Very true. I suspect that most of the Morons here would watch Keithy OlberdoucheÂ’s show if he had very attractive women on the set in nothing but bras (and no, I am not talking about Madcow either).
Eh...naw...I got the internet man. I can see all sorts of crazy chit....O'douche not included.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:40 PM (0pYSi)
OK, when I made the basil lemonade I was referring to the other night, I didnÂ’t mean the recipe with booze in it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 07:41 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:41 PM (tJ4Ym)
This was "OUR SONG" in high school. God, I miss him.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 07:42 PM (XBdMr)
Back to Lesbos with you!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 05, 2010 11:41 PM (WznJB)
Dear God, not if you're there.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:42 PM (r07cb)
I think you're in the wrong place.
I keed, I keed.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:42 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (gofDd)
Fallen is on TNT at 12.
Juno is on USA at 12 as well(eastern time)
Both are good movies if you have nothing to watch tonight.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (DKV43)
IÂ’m waiting until midnight to perform the ritualistic birthday greetings.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Why not gold, like Gordon Liddy advises?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 11:37 PM
How do you feel?
Posted by: Spock's training computer at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:43 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Hitler, FDR, Stalin, Krushchev, LBJ, TIME Man of the Year All-Stars at June 05, 2010 07:44 PM (w9BEi)
This was "OUR SONG" in high school. God, I miss him.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 11:42 PM (XBdMr)
Meh, us, not so much.
Posted by: Little Boys Everywhere at June 05, 2010 07:44 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:44 PM (mdXLn)
Fallen is on TNT at 12.
Juno is on USA at 12 as well(eastern time)
Both are good movies if you have nothing to watch tonight.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 11:43 PMI like History Detectives
Posted by: Spock's training computer at June 05, 2010 07:44 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 05, 2010 07:44 PM (WznJB)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:45 PM (LIlJ8)
In my timezone it's only 10:45, but I was born in the Mountain time zone where it's only 9:45, so that's were I 'officially' rekanize.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:45 PM (YjIPf)
It was neat the way they did it. It was lobster on top of pasta. So the pasta was rolled up kinda like a body and then yhey took the head and the very end of the tail and put them on each end. On top of the pasta were slices of the tail and the claw meat on either side. It didn't occur to me to take a picture. I should've because it was kinda cool.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:45 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:45 PM (mdXLn)
Am I the only one in the world who thinks that "Terminator 2" overall was pretty lame and a huge comedown from the amazing original? I have always thought that it reflected Cameron at his smug, self-indulgent worst; it was too long, the "humanization of the machine" theme was bizarre, and the running "people suck" lecture that was capsulized in the closing voice-over from Sarah that makes me want to throw the remote at the screen is classic leftist douchebaggery. The bigger a public asshole Cameron gets, the more I look back at T2 and think "oh yeah, this is definitely a product of that shithead."
There were a lot of great moments and the action is amazing. But overall the movie just can't touch T1, which was lean, mean, and brilliant.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (9hH9W)
I have lemonade
I have vodka.
I have them all in a glass in front of me.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 11:43 PM (mdXLn)
Want to bet they'd sell to a liberal group that puts in a lower bid before they'd sell to him.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:46 PM (oVQFe)
Their Second Coming, Bobbie got killed? Maybe LBJ not seeking reelection. And so they no longer went to carry water for the gov't since they were no longer basking in Kennedy glow.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 11:29 PM (oVQFe)
Westmoreland demanding 208,000 more troops for Vietnam seemed to unhinge TIME, along the deaths of MLK and RFK. And then there was Drugs.
You young folks don't understand. Until the Winter of 1967-68, drugs were limited to Hollywood and the East Village and a few other bits of America. All of a sudden, pot and hash and coke were everywhere in 'Middle America'.
Poof ! Like that !! You could score practically anywhere. Very strange, and consequential......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (JrRME)
Z Ryan is a lucky, lucky boy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Lobotomized Douchebag Spock at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (r07cb)
Oh, and Tuesday night I had gazpacho for the first time.
And the last.
you don't win friends with salad. you don't win friends with salad.
where is radish, she would get that..
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:47 PM (mdXLn)
But thanks for the happy birthday wishes, anyway. 'tweren't nothin really, you keep your mouth shut and mind your own business, you can't help but get promoted. And grow older.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:48 PM (YjIPf)
336 #320 We're advising our clients to invest in canned goods and firearms.
Why not gold, like Gordon Liddy advises?
It's hard on the teeth. Besides, all of the urban dwellers are going to head to the 'burbs, en masse, like Night of the Living Dead. Oh, yes, we're advising our clients to also go into plywood (window coverings for the invasion).
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:48 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:48 PM (mdXLn)
Z Ryan is a lucky, lucky boy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleI'm offended. Couldn't you make me a man?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:48 PM (cMo6P)
Newsmax/Chris Ruddy put in a bid for Newsweek... '
considering the fact that ideology trumps business sense for the people running that crapaper, I would be willing to bet they opt for bankruptcy before selling. It would be a fitting end to that paper.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (LIlJ8)
Why did I think you were on the East Coast? Hm. Well, you'll still hit 6/6 before me. What time were you born?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (gofDd)
Happy (early) birthday to Dang and Rum!
Not sure I can make it another 10 mins. I'z tired.
Hi all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (NyddP)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (9hH9W)
OK, Z Ryan is a lucky, lucky man.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: McDonald's Drinking Cups Inc. at June 05, 2010 07:50 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:50 PM (gofDd)
There were a lot of great moments and the action is amazing. But overall the movie just can't touch T1, which was lean, mean, and brilliant.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010
11:46 PM (9hH9W)
--I still liked T2, although of course it's not as good as the first.
Sarah Connor Chronicles benefitted from no Cameron, I think.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 07:51 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:51 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010
11:43 PM (c0A3e)
You can't eat gold
You can't shoot it
You can't fuck it
( if all is Chaos, nobody will accept it in exchange for that which can be eaten,,,,, )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 07:51 PM (JrRME)
Why not gold, like Gordon Liddy advises?
It's hard on the teeth. Besides, all of the urban dwellers are going to head to the 'burbs, en masse, like Night of the Living Dead. Oh, yes, we're advising our clients to also go into plywood (window coverings for the invasion).
clearly your investment firm isn't taking black belt zombies into account in your post apocolyptic retirement planning. They will just punch through that shit.
Disclaimer: Past quality of my humor is no guarantee of future results.
Posted by: Ben at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (DKV43)
IÂ’m not going to be in San Diego until the 2nd.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (0pYSi)
ummm, wtr
i used to work at sbu5 and still know a bunch of the guys including one of the buds instructers
should i just call a couple of them and send out some victims for you?
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:52 PM (gofDd)
His back looks like someone whipped him. Seems fun....
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:53 PM (cMo6P)
Drop me some knowledge, gardening morons: how do I demold/disinfect peat bulbs by microwaving them? Going to try growing some habenero peppers on the balcony, got my seeds, got my peat bulbs, but I understand they will mold out if done incorrectly.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:53 PM (YjIPf)
If anyone wants to look at some great pics of the cosmos
Don't worry. You'll all be seeing it soon enough. Up close and personal.
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:53 PM (W8m8i)
gotta work. i've only used my pass like twice this year. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:53 PM (LIlJ8)
should i just call a couple of them and send out some victims for you?
On behalf of Rum and me, yes please. Can you make some of them older men too?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:54 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 05, 2010 07:54 PM (WznJB)
Well, Cameron did nobly offer to help since he's ummm Cameron I guess. So help me, if he did manage to plug the hole he would manage to find a way to become even more insufferable.
Posted by: alexthechick at June 05, 2010 07:54 PM (r07cb)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 05, 2010 07:54 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Muck at June 05, 2010 07:54 PM (yzRtI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (cMo6P)
True, but it had lots more 'plosions.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (gg4j2)
WeÂ’re staying at the Hotel Del Coronado.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, next time you wanna go on a free weekend, hit me up. I miss being able to go weekly since the weekends are always the busiest, but sometimes I just need a fix.Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (gofDd)
I'll happily take any of the worthless, useless crap off your hands...
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 11:52 PM (mdXLn)
all is not yet chaos........
so yeah, you can sell it at $1,200 and ounce to late-comers
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 07:55 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 07:56 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:56 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:56 PM (LIlJ8)
Sarah Connor Chronicles benefitted from no Cameron, I think.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 11:51 PM (Mmw0q)
With the exception of Summer Glau's character of course.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (oVQFe)
Hotel Del Coronado
I was in the Army, never stationed on the W. Coast and I even I've heard military stories about the legendary debauchery at that place.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (YjIPf)
@pgis
Ok, you hit the jack pot. Wonderful place. If I could live anywhere in the States it would be Coronado Island. Great hotel with lots of history.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (0pYSi)
I was just making a DADT joke, chemjeff. Don't worry about it.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (gofDd)
George, gentlemen of the board, you guys were right; that "annual pass" idea was brilliant.
Posted by: Robert Iger at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (9hH9W)
No Z Ryan, I was just meaning some men older than in their 20s. I actually adore men my own age.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:57 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 05, 2010 11:54 PM (WznJB)
I think I can safely say on behalf of all mankind that they'd rather perish.
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (W8m8i)
You can't eat gold
Hold the phone.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 11:54 PM (XBdMr)
you can't DIGEST gold......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (LIlJ8)
I thought he was the guy who didn't go to Seattle because he was afraid PGiS would have sex with him.
Posted by: Z Ryan, just joshing you chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (WznJB)
Happy early B-day Rum and Dang!
Western Wa. is beautiful in a barren sort of way.
I played soccer from the ages of 20 to 40 and found it to be a excellent sport.
I have my canned food, weapons and hideout ready.
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 05, 2010 07:58 PM (JU9mo)
disclaimer: I do not post while sober, but I still respect spelling and grammar. Modern grammar doesn't use enough commas.
Posted by: kurtilator at June 05, 2010 07:59 PM (juh4Z)
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 07:59 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 07:59 PM (tJ4Ym)
Posted by: Mark Levin at June 05, 2010 08:00 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Teh Euro at June 05, 2010 08:00 PM (Mmw0q)
Yes, but it would require cutting me in half and counting my rings.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:00 PM (cMo6P)
Z Ryan there are exceptions to every rule.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:01 PM (0pYSi)
Need any help with that? The Blade of Olympus is charged up!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Mark Levin at June 05, 2010 08:02 PM (mdXLn)
don't be coy, if you have something to say to me, say it to my face
because I don't have to stop by LA if you'd rather not have me around or anything, if I'm going to stop you from having fun or something
Posted by: chemjeff at June 05, 2010 08:03 PM (tJ4Ym)
That's true, and Cameron actually had to add a credit to Ellison into the main credits when the video came out in '85, but I've never been entirely sure who to believe on this one. Cameron is a plagiaristic asshole; the two or three sources from which he swiped Avatar tells us that, but Ellison is also an insufferable prima donna who claims to have invented half the sci-fi concepts that ever existed. I don't like either one of them. But after Avatar I'm more inclined to believe Ellison.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:04 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:04 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:04 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:05 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 08:05 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:06 PM (LIlJ8)
If Rum will hang out with a loser like me, you're golden! Honest, Rum's awesome!
If you can meet up with her, do it!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:06 PM (c0A3e)
453
#448
Better than Bold Fresh right? heh.
Dear God. Thank heavens Ingraham and Miller have enough sense to stand up to that guy's... whateverthehellitis.
Big time. O'Reilly is a self serving tool. Better than O'Douche though....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:07 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:07 PM (LIlJ8)
Hell, he's been taking some not-so-subtle swipes at him on the air.Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:07 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: 12/21/12 at June 05, 2010 08:08 PM (W8m8i)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 12:03 AM (gofDd)
I tapped that ass
Posted by: R. Kelly at June 05, 2010 08:08 PM (Mmw0q)
Big time!
Posted by: Roman Polanski at June 06, 2010 12:02 AM (0pYSi)
[high five]
Posted by: R. Kelly at June 06, 2010 12:06 AM (Mmw0q)
Oh Yeah!
Posted by: Lawrence Taylor at June 05, 2010 08:08 PM (oVQFe)
If the cool kids don't want to play with you, you can hang out with me and have a rousing time painting, cleaning, packing, and finishing up the contents of our liquor cabinet before we move to Utah.
;-)
Posted by: Y-not at June 05, 2010 08:09 PM (Kn9r7)
@Chemjeff
Chemistry right?
Right. You are smarter than I am. (I'm serious)
I can help you with chicks though. Don't reveal any more insecurity in this thread. That's my 1st lesson. Would be glad to talk about it further though...
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:10 PM (0pYSi)
;-)
Posted by: Y-not at June 06, 2010 12:09 AM (Kn9r7)
Did someone say liquor?
Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 05, 2010 08:10 PM (Mmw0q)
Thanks for the bday greetings, but my decrepit old ass is exhausted. I'm out, see ya'll in the a.m.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 08:10 PM (YjIPf)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:10 PM (gofDd)
Oh for goodness sake weÂ’re not saying we donÂ’t want to hang out with him, weÂ’re saying that he might not enjoy the activities that Rum and I will be pursuing in San Diego.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)
He wasn't exactly original with Titanic either, it's basically A Night to Remember with modern technology and a love story
The man is pretty sharp with technology, he's a total hack as a screenwriter
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (sYxEE)
I'm not so sure. At least O'Douche will stick to a fuckin' position, insane though it may be, whereas O'Reilly usually contradicts himself several times in a single five-minute segment because his idea of "fair and balanced" is occupying all points of view at the same time.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (9hH9W)
For a nominal consultation fee?
Happy birthday, Dang! Good night!
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (LIlJ8)
To O'RLY's credit, I think that "we're gonna give Socialism a fair shake for the folks" line bitch slapped him back into reality. He still goes out of his way to give Barry passes on other stuff, but he's been doing a little better.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:11 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:12 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:12 PM (mdXLn)
*cough* George Lucas *cough cough*
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:12 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:13 PM (cMo6P)
@Chemjeff
Chemistry right?
Right. You are smarter than I am. (I'm serious)
I can help you with chicks though. Don't reveal any more insecurity in this thread. That's my 1st lesson. Would be glad to talk about it further though...
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 06, 2010 12:10 AM (0pYSi)
Buuuuuuurn !
What ? I love a good burn.
Posted by: Kelso at June 05, 2010 08:13 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Berserker at June 05, 2010 08:13 PM (gWHrG)
Shuddup... I can't help it the Blade of Olympus is so damn awesome!
/Thanks,
.Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:14 PM (mdXLn)
The past few days, when I click on the linky for an individual post and refresh, it no longer refreshes with that post firmly at the top of the screen, but now requires scrolling (usually down).
Anyone else have this happen recently? It's not end of the world, but annoying as a bitch.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 08:14 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: rawmuse at June 05, 2010 08:14 PM (Qhgma)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:15 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 06, 2010 12:10 AM (0pYSi)
"gna, gna, gna ,gna, gna
...Be the Beaver"
Posted by: Ty Webb at June 05, 2010 08:15 PM (WznJB)
@chemjeff
I'm serious. I'm not mocking at all. I enjoy your commentary. you are, in fact, smarter than I am...I might be able to help in this one small area though...
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:15 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:15 PM (c0A3e)
Yeah, it happens to me, sporadically. I haven't been able to figure out the pattern though.
I've been having trouble with the friggin' link box. It takes forever to appear - minutes sometimes - so I wind up giving up and not doing hotlinks.
Posted by: Y-not at June 05, 2010 08:16 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Jayson Blair, New York Times at June 05, 2010 08:17 PM (w9BEi)
heh: http://tinyurl.com/y9f6w8m
Posted by: Y-not at June 06, 2010 12:12 AM (Kn9r7)
I am the liquor.
Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 05, 2010 08:17 PM (Mmw0q)
*cough* George Lucas *cough cough*
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 12:12 AM (gofDd)
George Lucas sucks with technology too. He's of the same genus as Michael Bay. Whereas Bay thinks explosions are a good substitute for plot, Lucas believes a screen full of CGI is a good substitute.
The ass probably wishes he could go back and remake the original trilogy using the animation package they use for The Clone Wars cartoon.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 08:17 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:18 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:18 PM (LIlJ8)
Oh well, we all know you didn't mean to. He'll be back, I hope.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:20 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:20 PM (cMo6P)
There's a link box? Is there secret password for this place or what?
Posted by: alexthedude at June 06, 2010 12:18 AM (mdXLn)
Its the thingy that looks like an infinity loop right beside the Omega. At least it is on my toolbar.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 08:20 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:21 PM (mdXLn)
There is if you use Firefox. It took me forever to discover that. Before that, I think I was using Safari or something and I didn't see it.
Posted by: Y-not at June 05, 2010 08:21 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2010 12:20 AM (oVQFe)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Michael Scott at June 05, 2010 08:21 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Al Gore, World Renowned Expert on Sciencey Things at June 05, 2010 08:22 PM (jHd4t)
There's a link box? Is there secret password for this place or what?
Yep, where buzzion (beside the omega sign) said it is.
Just highlight the text you want the link to be embedded in, click on that infinity symbol, cut and paste the tiny url text, push okay, and volia'!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:22 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:22 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Y-not at June 05, 2010 08:23 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Z Ryan (channeling Mr. Anka) at June 05, 2010 08:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:23 PM (c0A3e)
With what he did with the new movies, yeah, I believe that. But for the original SW trilogy the technology was pretty good for the day. Out of that came ILM which is the best in the business when it comes to CGI. So I think he is good with technology. He just doesn't utilize it the best way and in fact, over utilizes it.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:24 PM (gofDd)
Amazing to say this, but Buddy Rich was a family friend for almost 50 years, until Rich passed away in 1987, since my uncle and Rich played together in the Artie Shaw band back in the late thirties. They later recorded together on over 20 albums in the 50s and 60s. I got my first set of drums from Rich's old drum teacher, Henry Adler.
And yes, he was a prick but, as any real drummer will tell you, the greatest percussionist in the history of music, by a mile. What a fucking beast and a genius.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 08:24 PM (UUAV2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:25 PM (cMo6P)
Hahaha! He ruined Shane for me...
bebe, it's not your fault. Sometimes jokes don't translate well, I guess.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:25 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:25 PM (QVpWo)
Holy hell I just fixed the strongest damn long island ice tea ever. IÂ’m going to be dancing on the tables soon. Must find food, not eating lunch and dinner and then drinking can make a girl loopy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:26 PM (cMo6P)
Katya, how was your open house today?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Artie Shaw..
That's interesting TJ. Big time history. I know a bit about Tommy Dorsey because of Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:27 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:27 PM (mdXLn)
gah! Find food, quickly, please! The Blade of Olympus can't take much more!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:27 PM (c0A3e)
...and a whole lot worse. A Night to Remember is a very good movie; it depicts the crew of the Titanic as very stoic and British heroes who did their duty, which is basically the way things really went down.
What pissed me off the most about Cameron's version was that he portrayed the crew as a bunch of cowardly assholes. Captain Smith zones out and wanders away, and locks himself in the wheelhouse to melt down as his ship sinks. First Officer Murdoch takes a bribe, shoots a passenger, and finally kills himself. Second Officer Lightoller is an incompetent boob who doesn't know how to get the collapsibles down. There is no historical evidence that any of this shit actually happened.
And then there's the crewman who drops the keys trying to get Leo and Kate out and runs off, leaving them to die; the crewman who locks the steerage passengers below, and any number of other crewmen who just run around panicky. When Molly Brown bitches out the captain of her lifeboat (don't remember who it was; possibly Lightoller) for not taking the boat back into the debris field to pick up drowning passengers, he's depicted as a cold and cruel bastard for refusing to do so; in reality it would have been suicide to go back there because the boat would have been capsized; he was doing his duty by protecting the people for whose safety he was responsible.
I can't really recall that any of the Titanic crew were portrayed in an honorable light, except for the musicians. The legacy of Cameron's movie is the cruel defamation of real people and the guilt-by-association of the real crewmen in its treatment of their fictional counterparts; a false picture of history that will endure in the public consciousness for generations.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:28 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 08:28 PM (WznJB)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:28 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:29 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:29 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:30 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:31 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, using code from Junior High at June 05, 2010 08:31 PM (JrRME)
When I was younger I was insecure and thought other people really had it together. As I have aged I realize just what basket cases mose people are. Especially the cool kids that peaked early. At some point in my life I began to use that knowledge to manuever through life. Not in a negative or subversive way but simply as a too to progress in life and business. Having raised 2 daughters and having a daughter in law I realize women aren't the cool collected persona's they like to portray themselves as.
For the single guys I have this advice. Realize the girls are just as nervous and insecure as you are, maybe more so. When you walk up take control by making it easy for the girl to talk. The more she talks the more she will like you. From How to Win Friends and Influence People, "A compliment saved is a compliment wasted." If she is pretty, say so. If you like her ass or rack compliment her eyes, dumbass. She worked harder on her eves or hair than on her ass before going out. Make her comfortable and you have the situation in hand. Ladies like confidence, not overbearing pricks looking to get laid.
Is this a good sumnation ladies?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 08:31 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:32 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:32 PM (c0A3e)
class warfare
Absofuckinglutely. The whole movie is a treatise on the "class struggle"; the craven and cowardly first-class passengers and their enablers in the crew, and the downtrodden-but-noble steerage passengers.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:33 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:33 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 12:29 AM (QuP9W)
--We also used to have a cat named Ginger: she was a petite strawberry blonde kinda kitty. I loved how soft her coat was, and how she got spastic when she saw a moth fluttering around to try to grab it, but boy was she a bit of a diva, even for a cat.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 08:33 PM (Mmw0q)
All that nervousness can be allayed if people would just stick to getting weapons of great power. To hell with this "battle of the sexes" game. I got the Blade of Olympus!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:34 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 06, 2010 12:29 AM (0pYSi)
--Huh? Where? Why?
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 05, 2010 08:34 PM (Mmw0q)
Katya, how was your open house today?
It's tomorrow. I've been working all freaking day on stuff. I'm exhausted and my feet are totally killing me.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at June 05, 2010 08:34 PM (fVbYf)
My favorite scene is when Jack dies and Rose shoves him into the water while saying she'll never let go. Classic.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:35 PM (gofDd)
Hey, thanks mpfs!
Another real life ginger to relate to!
I'd post my pic here to prove my ginger-ness, but it would make the others real sick. Maybe I'll email it to you sometime.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:35 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:35 PM (QVpWo)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, recalling his UCL days at June 05, 2010 08:36 PM (JrRME)
When I get bored I sometimes make up my own movie in my head.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:36 PM (cMo6P)
Another real life ginger to relate to!
I'd post my pic here to prove my ginger-ness, but it would make the others real sick. Maybe I'll email it to you sometime.
Whenever you want!
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:36 PM (QuP9W)
Artie Shaw..
That's interesting TJ. Big time history. I know a bit about Tommy Dorsey because of Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 06, 2010 12:27 AM (0pYSi)
Rich did some great recordings with Dorsey, and if you ever see him and the great trumpeter Ziggy Elman in "Ship Ahoy" doing the "Hawaiian War Chant" in the Dorsey orchestra (it was on youtube, but taken down), Rich does a triplet roll at the end of the number, that many drummers consider to be the fastest drum speed ever recorded.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 08:36 PM (UUAV2)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:37 PM (QVpWo)
Women like Cupcakes. When encountered, a woman will surely be at her least awares. This weakness can be exploited.
Also, you'll need a fairly large box, a forked stick, and some string.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 08:38 PM (WznJB)
Very nice! Now I can put a face to comments. Why, with wtr it's just boobs and lovely gams.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:38 PM (I7L+g)
Don't want one of them, sorry.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:39 PM (c0A3e)
Also have avoided Home Alone (and sequels) as well as Avatar.
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 05, 2010 08:39 PM (Mmw0q)
--Huh? Where? Why?
Because I mean it. It was too aggressive a word to use in this setting. I meant everything else though. You seem like a good guy, I've read your comments for quite some time. I'm not being patronizing. I reeally would like to talk to ya about the "fairer" sex.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:39 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:39 PM (mdXLn)
Is this a good sumnation ladies?
Damn! Really ?? I though they liked money, great hair, and Hugh E. Rections.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, regretting his past errors at June 05, 2010 08:40 PM (JrRME)
Very nice! Now I can put a face to comments. Why, with wtr it's just boobs and lovely gams.
I am an angry red headed Jooooo.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:40 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: kurtilator at June 05, 2010 08:40 PM (juh4Z)
The ghost scene at the end of titanic was the best part.
eman, you know how I know that you're ghey?
You think there's a 'best scene' in Titanic.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 08:40 PM (WznJB)
http://tinyurl.com/3a6uzje
Are not the Moronettes the loveliest ladies in the blogosphere? Of course they are. What a great place this is.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:40 PM (9hH9W)
In case I don't lurk 'till 12:00
Happy Birthday!
You too Dang! (though, that one's official, right?)..
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:41 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 05, 2010 08:41 PM (Mmw0q)
A real live ginger...moi
Well, hello there. Q T, baby, very Q T!!
Seriously....great smile, mpfs. Contagious I believe is the word???
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 08:41 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:41 PM (mdXLn)
In case I don't lurk 'till 12:00
Happy Birthday!
You too Dang! (though, that one's official, right?)..
Posted by: jcjimi at June 06, 2010 12:41 AM (I7L+g)
--You'd have to lurk until 3:00 Eastern for wherestherum!
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 05, 2010 08:43 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:43 PM (0pYSi)
1. Corporations and Capitalism is evil. Nothing good ever comes of it, and anyone making money is incapable of honor, integrity, scruples, or compassion.
2. Guns are bad unless they are in the hands of womyn. That's empowering... or something.
3. The ideal male is a submissive robot.
Posted by: James Cameron at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (w9BEi)
Damn! Really ?? I though they liked money, great hair, and Hugh E. Rections.
I have some great looking young women married to homely troll doctors, so I think the money thing is a pretty valid aphrodisiac.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (rurh0)
Also, you'll need a fairly large box, a forked stick, and some string.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2010 12:38 AM (WznJB)
I thought you said 'women ARE LIKE cupcakes. I was looking for a muffin metaphor.
There was a book published in the 70s entitled, "How to Pick Up Girls". Best place: The supermarket ( arrive behind them in the checkout line--you've got a captive audience for a few minutes )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, regretting his past errors at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (QVpWo)
--You'd have to lurk until 3:00
Eastern for wherestherum!
Yep, I'm on the left coast here.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (I7L+g)
I've been told it's devilish.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:44 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Overbearing Prick Looking to Get Laid at June 05, 2010 08:45 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:45 PM (mdXLn)
Ooh! Ooh! I know! When Jack was drawing Rose nekkid!
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)
Which is ironic since Cameron made billions from Titanic and Avatar. Hypocritical bastard!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:46 PM (QVpWo)
Is this a good sumnation ladies?
Posted by: Ohio DanSo my going up to her and saying "I'm here to fix the copier" and then removing my clothes is wrong?
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 05, 2010 08:46 PM (Vol3D)
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 05, 2010 08:46 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 12:44 AM
That part is implied w/the ginger factor. It needs not be said.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:47 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:47 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:48 PM (mdXLn)
Best scene in the movie. Why Cameron needed over three hours to show us this was beyond me.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 08:49 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 05, 2010 08:49 PM (CjCN0)
Which is ironic since Cameron made billions from Titanic and Avatar. Hypocritical bastard!
I'm thinking he assumes he will be one of the brilliant choosen few to run the Utopian Paradise....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:49 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 08:49 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: Cartman at June 05, 2010 08:49 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 05, 2010 08:50 PM (r60xu)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:50 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 06, 2010 12:46 AM (Vol3D)
not 'wrong' per se, but likely to be..................misunderstood
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, dispensing cheap advice at June 05, 2010 08:50 PM (JrRME)
So my going up to her and saying "I'm here to fix the copier" and then removing my clothes is wrong?
I am Here to Fix the Cable.
It has worked every time for me!
Posted by: Karl Hungus star of 'LogJammin' at June 05, 2010 08:50 PM (WznJB)
Well, that's what I meant - you said it in plainer American. Thanks.Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:50 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:51 PM (QVpWo)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: mpfs
Holy Crap! What game do you play?
Posted by: Terry
Terry,
I;m doing better at video poker lately than in the poker room. I usually play Ultimate X, quarters, triple play.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:51 PM (QuP9W)
Sometimes jcjimi. Why do you like home baked cupcakes?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:52 PM (cMo6P)
What about "I'm here to adjust your cable"?
ewww..
There was a Tales from the Crypt episode where a neglected wife got it on with the cable dude (who I think was the head guy from Without A Trace). Hilarity did not ensue.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:52 PM (c0A3e)
Which President Prissypants obviously lacks.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:52 PM (gofDd)
Ok people! Do not serve the obviously intoxicated and let's think before we type. ok?
I stayed up all night thinking up the totally original concept of a three-pronged, can't fail protocol. You're an asshole and you've probably never even seen Avatar.
Posted by: James Cameron at June 05, 2010 08:52 PM (w9BEi)
I thought that "Avatar" was interesting, though stupid in many parts. It was full of the greenie-leftwing bullshit, of course, but that is what one expects from Hollywood these days.
On the other hand the godawful "Titanic" was painful to watch, except for the brilliant Rifftrax takedown.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 08:53 PM (KXW8j)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 12:51 AM
It would be tough to screw that up. Love the cheesecake.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:53 PM (I7L+g)
Random 80s from the
top of my head.
Posted by: logprof, possibly too buzzed to care at June 06, 2010 12:46
AM (Mmw0q)
Good one, logprof. Is it just me or was the music better when Reagan was pres? Just one example.
Maybe it just sounded better.
Posted by: DPR VIII at June 05, 2010 08:53 PM (4XUD3)
Which is ironic since Cameron made billions from Titanic and Avatar. Hypocritical bastard!
That is pretty much true for every Hollywood liberal. Richer than sin but its YOU that must learn to live with less. Now excuse me while I go jump on my private jet to attend a global warming conference.
I'm thinking he assumes he will be one of the brilliant choosen few to run the Utopian Paradise....
Well he was consulted by the president about an oil leak he really has no business being anywhere near at all.
Posted by: buzzion at June 05, 2010 08:53 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 08:54 PM (mdXLn)
I never had a bad one, just sayin'.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 08:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 12:54 AM (gofDd)
That's what she said...........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 05, 2010 08:54 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:55 PM (0pYSi)
Information is power!
Wisdom is power! Posted by: alexthedude
Gentlemen, having a vagina is power.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:55 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 08:55 PM (rurh0)
Random
80s from the
top of my head.
Love the Robyn Hitchcock in the playlist. I will still get freakin Balloon Man and several others from the same album stuck in head.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:56 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 05, 2010 08:56 PM (JU9mo)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 05, 2010 08:56 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: kurtilator at June 05, 2010 08:56 PM (juh4Z)
@wherestherum
You always get it. I'm the Clippers of the 666 contest...you on the other hand....Lakers.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (0pYSi)
Hah hahahahaha! touche'
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (rurh0)
I'm going to Vegas next weekend.
Posted by: Terry
I play locally here in San Diego.
I did live in Vegas for eight years. Never gambled on the strip odds sucked. I always played at the local joints.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (QVpWo)
Rum, that totally means youÂ’ll have good luck this year, IÂ’m sure of it!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 12:55 AM
And in other news:
Water is wet.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 08:57 PM (gofDd)
Information is power!
Wisdom is power! Posted by: alexthedude
Gentlemen, having a vagina is power.
Do a lot of men have vaginas? I know some do but I wouldn't equate that with power.
(BTW spell check suggested vaginae)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (IqfKc)
stay here and get drunk on the ONT
or go out to the bars (alone
) and see what I can workPosted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: jcjimi at June 06, 2010 12:56 AM (I7L+g)
--If you mean "Glass Hotel," well, I could relate to that as a teenager who was insecure with girls. That whole acoustic album, Eye, was great. "Beautiful Girl" sums up the relationship with my wife quite well.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 05, 2010 08:58 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: Terry at June 05, 2010 08:59 PM (ddL+W)
Knowledge is power.
Information is power!
Electricity is power!
POWER=WORK/TIME!!!
No wait, it's pussy. For sure. Whenever I've battled vaginae, I've always come in seconds.
Silver medal, indeed.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 08:59 PM (XBdMr)
Knowledge is power.
Information is power!
Electricity is power!
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at June 06, 2010 12:56 AM (jHd4t)
I am power!
Posted by: The Watt at June 05, 2010 08:59 PM (oVQFe)
I hope so! Wheeeee!
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:00 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 09:00 PM (mdXLn)
--If you mean "Glass Hotel," well, I
could relate to that as a teenager who was insecure with girls. That
whole acoustic album, Eye, was
great. "Beautiful Girl" sums up the relationship with my wife quite
well.
Posted by: logprof at June 06, 2010 12:58 AM
You made me check. It was Globe of Frogs
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:00 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: Patrick Kennedy (protector of camelot) at June 05, 2010 09:01 PM (0pYSi)
Go to the bars! Go to the bars!
Less competition for us, bwah ha ha!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 09:01 PM (9hH9W)
That was helmsman Robert Hitchens. According to those survivors in the lifeboat, Hitchens was a shithead who got a little hitler complex in the lifeboat, and was an all around unpleasant person.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 09:01 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 09:01 PM (QVpWo)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:02 PM (LIlJ8)
You made me check. It was Globe of Frogs
Posted by: jcjimi at June 06, 2010 01:00 AM (I7L+g)
--That was a decent song too --that album was my fave of his.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 09:03 PM (Mmw0q)
IÂ’m good at frosting.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 06, 2010 12:59 AMI asked if you baked only to ask that next. So you do it from scratch, none of this spoon it out of a can shit?
[Insert some licking frosting innuendo of your choice here]
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:03 PM (I7L+g)
Um, no. That's only the key to my stomach, as I have no heart.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 09:03 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ace Rothstein at June 05, 2010 09:03 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 09:04 PM (QVpWo)
I asked if you baked only to ask that next. So you do it from scratch, none of this spoon it out of a can shit?
Of course I bake from scratch. All of it. My favorite is cream cheese frosting. It is definitely lick worthy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Ace Rothstein at June 05, 2010 09:05 PM (mdXLn)
was the music better when Reagan was pres?
Yeah and everything else. After all we were still 20 years from Obumble and an inevitable, most likely irreversible decline.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 09:05 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:05 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:05 PM (LIlJ8)
My little 10 year-old daughter went out today and won a regional track meet in the long jump. She hit 13' in practice, all 4' 9" of her.
Not from my genes..
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 09:05 PM (KXW8j)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:06 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 09:06 PM (mdXLn)
Of course that's what they said, because on the other end of the thing they had "the Unsinkable Molly Brown" using the force of her personality to rally sympathy for a suicidal course of action. I have little doubt that she won over the other passengers in that little micro-PR war.
If that was meant to be Hitchens, then whether or not he was a shithead, he did his duty and saved the lives of the people under his command.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 09:06 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 05, 2010 09:07 PM (jHd4t)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 06, 2010 01:04 AM
The cream cheese frosting was the first thing I thought of when rum's sis's cupcakes came up. If the frosting is up too snuff and the cupcake isn't dry it can't loose.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:07 PM (I7L+g)
I sense a disturbance in the force.
Stay home tonight.
Posted by: mpfs
Really?
Because I might have some people to meet up with... I need to know what your female instinct is telling you!
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:07 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Hamster Trying to Branch Out in a Bad Economy at June 05, 2010 09:08 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Kratos
Okay, okay.
Kratos is an unsympathetic prick who has no heart. I heard he kicks puppehs and children for fun.
How's that?
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:09 PM (QuP9W)
I need to get one of those IT gadgets to convert to digital: I only have the LP of Eye.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 09:09 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:09 PM (LIlJ8)
If the frosting is up too snuff and the cupcake isn't dry it can't loose
Did someone say, 'Loose Dry Cupcake?'
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 05, 2010 09:10 PM (WznJB)
Oh, by the way, moronettes, IÂ’m wearing new underwear I bought at Gap and it is super comfortable and it was also cheap on sale.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 01:09 AM (QuP9W)
So mpfs, if "auburn" is considered ginger, then my family is half ginger Jews.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 09:11 PM (KXW8j)
Are you driving tonight? Reason I ask is there a quite a few graduation parties going on and the cops will be out in full force. Wouldn't want you to get in trouble or worse.
And are you looking to get laid or just go out and have a good time?
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:11 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 01:06 AM
Price out the shipping and sign me up.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:11 PM (I7L+g)
That works, mpfs! Thanks.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 09:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:11 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 01:09 AM (QuP9W)
So mpfs, if "auburn" is considered ginger, then my family is half ginger Jews.
Posted by: TexasJewCool!
Yes auburn is considered ginger.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:12 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 01:11 AM (QuP9W)
Please explain the difference.
Posted by: Editor at June 05, 2010 09:12 PM (YX6i/)
And if I do go out, I'm gonna get so bad I need to take a cab home.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:12 PM (cMo6P)
Cotton yes. Not thong, boy short.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:13 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 09:13 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:14 PM (LIlJ8)
(shudder)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 06, 2010 01:13 AM (mdXLn)
--I'm not a fan of T.O. the city, but the babes there are . . . eye-catching.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 09:14 PM (Mmw0q)
As a female I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that attitude.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:15 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 09:16 PM (mdXLn)
sloppy drunk is no fun. why you angry? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
I'm not angry. But I do kind of resent that I have no one to spend my Saturday night with. And like I said, I'm the new cynical Z Ryan. I could pick girls up, but I don't. I'm thinking why hold back anymore?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:16 PM (cMo6P)
Awesome
Posted by: jcjimi at June 06, 2010 01:09 AM (I7L+g)
Thanks. She's a little skinny thing, barely 65 pounds soaking wet. I don't know how she does it, but the coaches think she may be jumping 15' by the time she hits 12.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 09:16 PM (KXW8j)
Even I know that's not going to work well, friend.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 09:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: AP at June 05, 2010 09:17 PM (XM30y)
You are too young to be cynical.
There is time enough later on to be cynical after life has a chance to beat you down.
Be young, be happy.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:18 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:18 PM (LIlJ8)
Why?
Posted by: wherestherum
No one can be bothered to invite me out on a Saturday? I organize and gather people all the time. That's why.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:19 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: mpfs at June 06, 2010 01:11 AM (QuP9W)
Please explain the difference.
The former means you have a good time Editor. The latter means she can have a good time by reaping lots of self affirming attention. Not good times on the latter.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 09:19 PM (0pYSi)
Thanks. She's a little skinny thing, barely 65 pounds soaking wet. I don't know how she does it, but the coaches think she may be jumping 15' by the time she hits 12.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 06, 2010 01:16 AMMy neice is the same way. smallest soccer player on the team but she is aggressive as hell. We all congratulated her on her first red-card on her new select team months ago. 14 yrs old.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:19 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: alexthedude at June 05, 2010 09:20 PM (mdXLn)
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 09:20 PM (XBdMr)
Now if it's every Saturday night for the next 50 years...that's different.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:20 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 09:20 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:20 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: That Tree You Just Peed On at June 05, 2010 09:21 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: gator at June 06, 2010 01:20 AM (XBdMr)
*fist bump*
It's why we're the best kind.
Posted by: Editor at June 05, 2010 09:22 PM (YX6i/)
And like I said, I'm the new cynical Z Ryan. I could pick girls up, but I don't. I'm thinking why hold back anymore?
Go - Plant the seed. Plant it with your finger.
Posted by: Cal at June 05, 2010 09:22 PM (WznJB)
Sorry to hear that Z Ryan,
. Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 09:22 PM (c0A3e)
Now you have me reconsidering.
But going out alone? Isn't that lame?
Fuck it I'm staying in and getting drunk. I wont' read any rebuttals until I've made my next drink.
I feel better now that decision is off me actually. Par. Tay.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:24 PM (I7L+g)
Fuck those who look down on it!
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 09:25 PM (Mmw0q)
I've perused more than my fair share of lady gardens over the years. Not saying I'm getting old or anything, but a funny intelligent chick is about the hottest thing on the planet to me about now.
When the hell did talking to a young 20s girl become fucking torture? I used to love that shit!
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 09:25 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:25 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 09:26 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:27 PM (gofDd)
drinking alone at home is cheaper, safer, and much less likely to lead to anything regrettable done or said.
Uh, yeah dude, I disagree. Drinking in public, well, there is nothing like it. Just ask my dad!
Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at June 05, 2010 09:27 PM (0pYSi)
Your angry about more than that Z. It's coming off you in waves my friend.
Simple solution. Stop organizing and gathering people together if they don't return the favor. You're doing the heavy lifting. Fuck em. Find new friends or learn how to do things by yourself.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:27 PM (QuP9W)
It's why we're the best kind.
Damn straight. We're all class.
It's Wesley Snipes dark in my backyard....tons of crape myrtles, dogwoods, cherry trees....huge oaks that are 80 years old. Georgia's not all bad.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 09:27 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:28 PM (LIlJ8)
When the hell did talking to a young 20s girl become fucking torture? I used to love that shit
20s Year Old Chicks are not for talking.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 09:28 PM (WznJB)
But I have my next drink. And if I feel like it later, there's a hoppin' bar within walking distance.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:28 PM (cMo6P)
getting drunk at home has its advantages.
some of my best grilling recipes came to me while drunk (thressher shark w/burnt brie)
some of my best art came to me while drunk (paintings, babies-in-condoms, using my fiancee's breasts as a paintbrush)
not to mention it makes it easier to laugh at IASIP w/o feeling like a total asshole
Posted by: cac at June 05, 2010 09:28 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Berserker at June 05, 2010 09:30 PM (gWHrG)
Well I was supposed to go out tonight myself but my friend hurt her knee hiking today. ItÂ’s OK though, IÂ’m having fun drinking a kick my ass strong drink, watching Bones, and posting here.
Of course IÂ’d like to be out having fun, preferably with a guy, but sometimes lifeÂ’s path goes one way and sometimes it goes another.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Christ I hate weekends.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 09:30 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: gator
I've been to Georgia a couple of times, and found it spectacularly beautiful. The drive from Georgia to Ft. Walton Beach Florida was one of the most beautiful drives I've ever made.
Posted by: Terry at June 05, 2010 09:30 PM (ddL+W)
Preach it, brother.
Full disclosure....the last time I banged some random broad it was totally fucking painful. The damned giggling, the acting stupid, the pretending to be drunker than I was (kidding, it was her)....I couldn't even finish the act. Just wanted to be fucking home.
Plus, I know what I like.
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 09:31 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:31 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:31 PM (cMo6P)
Best part of titanic was watching leonardo dicraprio die at the end.
Got a feeling this might be the best part of life as well!
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 09:33 PM (WznJB)
Posted by: young 20s girl at June 05, 2010 09:33 PM (w9BEi)
Tooth and Nail (Dokken)
Master of Puppets (Metalica)
Shout at the Devil (Motley Crue)
Mechanical Resonance (Tesla)
LA Guns (LA Guns)
Out of the Cellar (Ratt)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 05, 2010 09:34 PM (IqfKc)
Posted by: logprof at June 06, 2010 01:11 AM (Mmw0q)
Thanks. I took a picture of her first jump, about 12'5". Her form was pretty awful, but she got out a bit further on her next two. The coaches here are all huge ex-UTEP track and basketball stars, about 6'4 and up. She just decided to learn a couple of weeks ago, and off she went, the little skinny blond girl.
http://tinypic.com/r/30ae0aw/6
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 09:34 PM (KXW8j)
Drive north to Tennessee (preferrably on a motorcycle)...go see some Smoky Mountains....absolutely gorgeous.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 09:34 PM (XBdMr)
This year I have a job and no boyfriend.
I like this year better.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:34 PM (gofDd)
holy shit
so meand my crazy sister made a bet over the italy-mexico game
we are italian-mexicans btw, tall, skinny with dark hair
i went with italy and somehow lost the bet
i am now blonde...i look gay, very very beta male flaming GHEY!!!! my 8 yo said 'wow, really gay daddy'
lesson learned: kill your sisters when they are young
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 05, 2010 09:34 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 06, 2010 01:31 AM (gofDd)
Rum, you are no 20s Chick...
You're ALL moronette, Baby!
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 09:35 PM (WznJB)
You give this advice now? A bit too late, friend.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010 09:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:36 PM (LIlJ8)
I turn 26 in about an hour and a half...
Might wanna have me take a look at that mole again, rum. I am, uh, concerned....
Posted by: Dr. gator at June 05, 2010 09:37 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: gator
Tennessee is on my list...looks awesome.
Posted by: Terry at June 05, 2010 09:37 PM (ddL+W)
>>608 The Three Laws of Camerotics ©
1. Corporations and Capitalism is evil. Nothing good ever comes of it, and anyone making money is incapable of honor, integrity, scruples, or compassion.
2. Guns are bad unless they are in the hands of womyn. That's empowering... or something.
3. The ideal male is a submissive robot.
Kinda like a Democrat?
There are two Americas -- a poor America on socialism and a wealthy America on capitalism. Let's talk about government programs like Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), Job Opportunities and Basic Skills Training (JOBS), Emergency Assistance to Needy Families with Children (EANF), Section 8 Housing, and Food Stamps. A vast sea of perhaps well-intentioned government programs, all initially set into motion in the 1960s by Democrats, that were going to lift the nation's poor out of poverty. A benevolent Uncle Sam welcomed mostly poor black Americans onto the government plantation. Those who accepted the invitation switched mindsets from "How do I take care of myself?" to "What do I have to do to stay on the plantation?" Instead of solving economic problems, government welfare socialism created monstrous moral and spiritual problems -- the kind of problems that are inevitable when individuals turn responsibility for their lives over to others. The legacy of American socialism is our blighted inner cities, dysfunctional inner city schools, and broken black (and other) families. Through God's grace, I understood what freedom meant and how great this country is. I had the privilege of working on welfare reform in 1996 which was passed by a Republican controlled Congress. I thought we were on the road to moving socialism out of our poor black communities and replacing it with wealth-producing American capitalism. But, incredibly, we are now going in the opposite direction. Instead of poor America on socialism becoming more like rich American on capitalism, rich America on capitalism is becoming like poor America on socialism. Uncle Sam has welcomed our banks onto the plantation and they have said, "Thank you, Suh." Now, instead of thinking about what creative things need to be done to serve customers, they are thinking about what they have to tell Massah in order to get their cash. There is some kind of irony that this is all happening under our first black president on the 200th anniversary of the birthday of Abraham Lincoln. Worse, socialism seems to be the element of our new young president. And maybe even more troubling, our Corporate executives seem happy to move onto the plantation. Mr. Obama is clear that the goal of his trillion dollar spending plan is much more than short term economic stimulus. "This plan is more than a prescription for short-term spending -- it's a strategy for America 's long-term growth and opportunity in areas such as renewable energy, healthcare, and education. Perhaps more incredibly, Obama seems to think that government taking over an economy is a new idea. Or that massive growth in government can take place with unprecedented transparency and accountability. Yes, we heard it from Jimmy Carter when he created the Department of Energy, the Synfuels Corporation, and the Department of Education. Or how about the Economic Opportunity Act of 1964 -- The War on Poverty -- which President Johnson said does not merely expand old programs or improve what is already being done. It charts a new course. It strikes at the causes, not just the consequences of poverty. Riiight. Trillions of dollars later, black poverty is the same. But black families are not, with triple the incidence of single-parent homes and out-of-wedlock births. It's not complicated. Americans can accept Barack Obama's invitation to move onto the plantation. Or they can choose personal responsibility and freedom. Does anyone really need to think about what the choice should be?
The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 09:38 PM (tamie)
#718
Not that I would know from experience because I was born the day AFTER Gorby became Soviet Pres, but the 80s had everything from David Byrne's big suit to MJ before he turned into a pale pedo to New Order, so yes.
Although times haven't changed much. The 80s had Boy George, the 2-10's has Lady Gaga. Strange looking drag singers never lost their popularity.
Posted by: cac at June 05, 2010 09:38 PM (lV4Fs)
824 more like andi sullivan level gay
825 my timing has always sucked but when we were little i am amzed we survived the dumb shit we used to do
826 poidh?
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 05, 2010 09:39 PM (gg4j2)
20s Year Old Chicks are not for talking
Offer up some lib platitudes and be alpha...you are golden...ok, yeah it's torture for ideological guys like us...but still...if you are alpha enough you can tell em you voted for Gengis Khan/ Gingrich 2008.
Best advice though is to avoid politics altogether. If you do it wrong she will get turned off. If you have to, make her commit to her principles while staying uncommited. Depends on your motivations of course.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 09:39 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:41 PM (cMo6P)
I'm jealous of my other-lifetime self that gets to be with PGiS.
Aww, honey, you know in our other lives we are totally getting it on hot and heavy right now!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:41 PM (RZ8pf)
TexasJew,
Impressive, my friend. Something like that can get a lady a free ride to college.
Posted by: Dr. gator at June 05, 2010 09:42 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:44 PM (LIlJ8)
Wait, who else in Seattle is inviting you for a booty call buddy?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: cac at June 05, 2010 09:44 PM (lV4Fs)
I'm in Minnesota. I'm not driving to Seattle.
Wait, who else in Seattle is inviting you for a booty call buddy?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleYou wouldn't know her. Do you want to go first or second?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:45 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:46 PM (LIlJ8)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:47 PM (cMo6P)
You wouldn't know her. Do you want to go first or second?
Heh. Greater beta right there. Not bad. A bit defensive, but solid for this place. Heh.
@pgis
Don't let me down.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 09:49 PM (0pYSi)
You wouldn't know her. Do you want to go first or second?
That line is just charming.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 09:49 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan
Neither have I. Seattle is at the top of my list of cities I haven't visited yet. Gotta get there.
Posted by: Terry at June 05, 2010 09:49 PM (ddL+W)
Ashton Kutcher: Republicans are responsible for the oil spill leak whatever the holy fuck you feel like calling it.
Also, "it's not a right, it's a privilege" for us to live.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 09:51 PM (9hH9W)
#852
TLC is the new home of PT Barnum- the 200-kids-and-counting-vaginal-tube slide, the midget w/ family, midget couple, 1 1/2 tons of people, 300,000 callories a day, face eating tumor boy, my pet monkey... its a cable side show.
The Freaks in Prime Time.
Posted by: cac at June 05, 2010 09:53 PM (lV4Fs)
I'd like to revoke his privilege and end him.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 09:53 PM (gofDd)
857 at least it'll be easier to dye the other half blue if italy makes it to the world cup finals
last time we dyed the cats blue and white but they are from italy so its not animal cruelity
they were not amused but they took a nap and got over it
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 05, 2010 09:54 PM (gg4j2)
Has ASSHOLE KUTCHER won his first NOBEL or OSCAR yet??
WHO THE FUCK IS ASHTON KUTCHER? AND WHY WOULD I CARE?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?
Posted by: gus at June 05, 2010 09:54 PM (MaqIC)
Z Ryan, I never accept sloppy seconds.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 09:55 PM (RZ8pf)
#864
His most successful movie remains DUDE Wheres my car?
His costar went on to appear in American Pie sequels, he twitters and bangs that 80-year-old Demi Moore.
Posted by: cac at June 05, 2010 09:56 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 09:56 PM (LIlJ8)
Ashton Kutcher: Republicans are responsible for the oil spill leak whatever the holy fuck you feel like calling it.
Also, "it's not a right, it's a privilege" for us to live.
Ashton Kutcher is so into saving the planet that instead of using a fresh new chick, he pulled Demi Moore out of Bruce Willis' recycling bin.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 05, 2010 09:56 PM (IqfKc)
DELTA!! My biggest problem is, that Paul McCartney has been a musical HERO to me my entire life.
PAUL McCartney is a DOUCHE BAG..
Posted by: gus at June 05, 2010 09:56 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 09:57 PM (cMo6P)
Wonder if he's drunk enough Kool-Aid to consent to his own retroactive abortion.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 05, 2010 09:57 PM (w9BEi)
Gotta love liberal logic: Health-care is a right while living is a privilege.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 05, 2010 09:59 PM (IqfKc)
Has ASSHOLE KUTCHER won his first NOBEL or OSCAR yet??
No.
WHO THE FUCK IS ASHTON KUTCHER?
Unsure. I don't watch TV.
AND WHY WOULD I CARE?
You shouldn't.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?
Nothing is wrong with you and I, at least in this discussion.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 09:59 PM (0pYSi)
I started out SMART. Ashton Kutcher didn't.
ASHTON. Doesn't recognize Ashton's own stupidity.
ASHTON will probably commit suicide this century.
That is ASHTON'S future.
Posted by: gus at June 05, 2010 10:00 PM (MaqIC)
I thought Punk'd was the stupidest show ever. But then I don't really like pranks that border on cruel.
Have to admit the Punk'd parody they did on SNL with Justin Timberlake as Kutcher was effing hilarious.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 10:00 PM (gofDd)
Z Ryan, IÂ’m sorry but IÂ’m only into guys.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:01 PM (LIlJ8)
I thought Punk'd was the stupidest show ever. But then I don't really like pranks that border on cruel.
I agree, I hate that “gotcha” style of pranks. And with YouTube it is getting so it is everywhere. I actually hated Borat because of it.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:01 PM (RZ8pf)
Z Ryan, IÂ’m sorry but IÂ’m only into guys.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 06, 2010 02:00 AMSo he still has a chance if his booty call is a guy?
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 10:02 PM (I7L+g)
@gus
Re: McCartney
I feel your pain. I've learned that unless they are dead they will disappoint you. As hard as it is, I try to separate "art" from politics, be it music or movies. Easier said than done of course.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:03 PM (0pYSi)
+100.
I thought Ashton Kutcher had gone away. I really, really thought his 15 minutes were up and I'd never have to look at his douchey mug again. When his Nikon camera commercials came along I figured it was just the last gasp of a dead career. Well, he must have hired a great new publicist because all of a sudden the shitbag seems to be everywhere again.
So Ashton, how'd you get to this fucking premiere again? Via bicycle?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 10:04 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: jcjim
She's not. Though I gotta say I felt a little cheap when she said she knew some girls in MN she could hook me up with in the meantime.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:04 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:04 PM (LIlJ8)
kdb still around? Bear, howz the job hunt goin'?
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 05, 2010 10:05 PM (mg1YH)
Gotta love liberal logic
Palestine is occupied. The Joos should go back home to Germany.
What?????????
Posted by: H Thomas, the H is for Holy Shit...is it alive???? at June 05, 2010 10:05 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:06 PM (cMo6P)
YOU felt cheap? Jesus, the way you've been talking about females tonight you could have fooled me.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:06 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: jcjimi at June 05, 2010 10:07 PM (I7L+g)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:08 PM (LIlJ8)
Forget about me, ugly Amerikkkans????
Posted by: Johnny Depp, Parisian at June 05, 2010 10:08 PM (XBdMr)
Ashton Kutcher: Republicans are responsible for the oil spill leak whatever the holy fuck you feel like calling it.
Also, "it's not a right, it's a privilege" for us to live.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:51 AM
Well, now that petroleum engineer Ashton Kutcher AKA Kelso has weighed in, we all know what to think and who to blame.
Kuntcher is living proof that sometimes it's better to grow up pretty than smart
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 10:08 PM (sYxEE)
GGE's wife passed away on Wednesday. I feel awful for him.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:09 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: mpfs
ME? I have nothing but respect for the fairer sex. I've been cynical, but not disrespectful.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:10 PM (cMo6P)
Eh. You get a pass because you actually left the country. More than Alec Baldwin or Sean Penn ever did.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 10:11 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:12 PM (LIlJ8)
GGE's wife passed away on Wednesday. I feel awful for him.
I missed that, I was sans computer for ten days or so. Terrible. Prayers.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:12 PM (0pYSi)
Thought of the day:
When Demi Moore made "Ghost", Ashton Kutscher was still swimming around in his father's nutsack.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 05, 2010 10:12 PM (KXW8j)
Posted by: Z Ryan
Wouldn't know that tonight.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:13 PM (QuP9W)
Jimi Hendrix is dead, but Macca still walks among us to spout crap like this. Plus, I'm a ginger, too, and now I'm afraid my skin is going to fall off or something. And gator made me homesick.
I may possibly be sadder now than Z Ryan.
Happy bday Rum and Dang!
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 10:14 PM (GXLjK)
GGE's wife passed away on Wednesday. I feel awful for him.
I missed that, I was sans computer for ten days or so. Terrible.
Prayers.
My heart broke for him. He was holding her hand when they took her off the ventilator.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:14 PM (QuP9W)
rum....not gonna make it to 3am Eastern.
Happy birthday, good lady!
Good night, all! Thanks for the laughs again tonight. Good luck to all booty calls. God bless America. Fuck Kutcher.
Prayers for GGE.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 10:15 PM (XBdMr)
Congrats to Rum and Dang on the celebration of their Nativities. I just got home from drinking Tito's and listening to Texas blues. It's good to be back for a while.
Summation of what I scanned: James Cameron is an insufferable prick. On this we can all agree. Helen Thomas should stick her head in a bucket of water three times and pull it out twice. Dating is hard. Anything else?
Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 05, 2010 10:15 PM (zJURs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:15 PM (LIlJ8)
He's a Che fanboy.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 05, 2010 10:16 PM (w9BEi)
ME? I have nothing but respect for the fairer sex. I've been cynical, but not disrespectful.
Nothing "fairer" about them. Men are dogs but so are women. Both have strengths and weaknesses. Pedestals will kill us at this point. We are all fallen. Good people can be found among both sexes though. Just ask John Edwards and Chystal Magnum.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:17 PM (0pYSi)
Plus Depp is a real mensch. Always nice to the fans. I admit I've got a thing for him and Robert Downey Jr.
Posted by: mpfs at June 05, 2010 10:18 PM (QuP9W)
He did? Oh. I know he owns, or partly owns, the Viper Room. (Which I've been too and was underwhelmed) And I'm pretty sure he would own property out here for when he's filming, but I thought his main residence was in France.
I genuinely like him as an actor. He actually, oh I don't know, ACTS. I haven't heard him say much on politics in the last few years so it's fine with me that he's keeping quite and only talking about movies.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 10:19 PM (gofDd)
gator made me homesick
Next piss in the backyard is for you, MissTammy. It's literally the least I could do.
It is beautiful down here.
Happy birthday to you, too, Dang.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 10:19 PM (XBdMr)
The Pill may also have changed women's taste in men, according to studies.
Scientists say the hormones in the oral contraceptive suppress a woman's interest in masculine men and make boyish men more attractive. Although the change occurs for just a few days each month, it may have been highly influential since use of the Pill began more than 40 years ago.
If the theory is right, it could partly explain the shifting in tastes from macho 1950s and 1960s stars such as Kirk Douglas and Sean Connery to the more wimpy, androgynous stars of today, such as Johnny Depp and Russell Brand....
Scientists have long known that a woman's taste in men changes over her menstrual cycle. During the few days each month when women are fertile - around the time of ovulation - they tend to prefer masculine features and men who are more assertive. On these fertile days, women are also more attracted to men who are 'genetically dissimilar'. Picking a partner whose genetic make-up is unlike their own increases the chances of having a healthy child.
On days when women are not fertile, their tastes swing towards more feminine, boyish faces and more caring personalities. However, if women are taking the Pill they no longer have fertile days.That means they no longer experience the hormonal changes that make them more attracted to masculine men and those with dissimilar genetic make-up.
Men find women more attractive around the time of ovulation, possibly because women have evolved instinctive ways, by their natural scent or their behavior, of alerting men that they are fertile. Lap dancers get bigger tips at the time of the month when they are most fertile. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 10:19 PM (tamie)
#913
My heart broke for him. He was holding her hand when they took her off the ventilator.
Damn. Thanks for the update. May he be surrounded by friends.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:19 PM (0pYSi)
I have better orgasms when I am ovulating.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 10:21 PM (GXLjK)
Can't we all get along?
Why all the hate for Ashton Kutscher?
Whoever the fuck he is.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 06, 2010 02:09 AMHe's a talentless pretty boy and shit for brains. He's also a weapons grade douchebag who whined and bitched about the construction at his neighbor's place, when Ashton and Demi themselves woke the neighbors up early for months with renovations at THEIR place.
If he's the next celebrity to die, I'll laugh
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 10:21 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:22 PM (LIlJ8)
I have better orgasms when I am ovulating.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattlePics.
Or. It. Didn't. Happen.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:23 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:24 PM (LIlJ8)
Yep. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Pics or it didn't happen. And they must be in the same photograph. I'll give you two some time.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:25 PM (cMo6P)
bebe..
Many of the biggest box office draws are boyish in appearance, rather than classically rugged. The top Hollywood earners of last year include Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio and Hugh Jackman. Other boyish film stars include Jude Law.
The rise of such stars could also be explained by cynical attempts to market films and merchandise at an ever younger age group.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 10:25 PM (tamie)
Hugh Grant, Metrosexual.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 06, 2010 02:06 AM (tamie)
Ahem....
I won.
Posted by: BArack Hussein Obama at June 05, 2010 10:26 PM (4XUD3)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 05, 2010 10:28 PM (LIlJ8)
@sickinmass
I've seen the same studies and buy into them. Good points.
Magnum PI/ Burt Reynolds/ James Garner's don't seem to get as big a play nowadays. Guess they all wax now.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:30 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 10:30 PM (gofDd)
I read a different study:
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in gas and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a babseball bat shoved up his backside.
This study doesn't ring true for me; I actually get kinda frisky right before and a man covered in chocolate would be far more appealing to me than one doused in gasoline, unless he had really pissed me off. I AM a ginger, after al.
And I am never attracted to girly men, ever.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 10:30 PM (GXLjK)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:31 PM (cMo6P)
Dunno..The guys get shirts.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 10:34 PM (tamie)
Either women not on the pill want masculine men at their fertile times and get pregnant, and women on the pill aren't fertile so they don't get pregnant from the boyish men...Either way, masculine men are causing the pregnancies. So what's the problem? Even if the pill never existed, masculine men would apparently still be causing the pregnancies.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 10:36 PM (tamie)
Yep.
And that's two bids for ovulation orgasms, do I hear a third, can we have a third, going once, going twice, fair warning, aaaaaaaand....
Posted by: Orgasm Auctioneer at June 05, 2010 10:39 PM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 10:40 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 10:40 PM (GXLjK)
Life finds a way.
Posted by: Ian Malcolm at June 05, 2010 10:42 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 05, 2010 10:45 PM (GXLjK)
Even if the pill never existed, masculine men would apparently still be causing the pregnancies.
The pill means women can have sex without shame, or worry of inconvienent pregnancy. This benefits the top 20% of men. Alpha's yes. Masculine, guess it depends on your definition.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:45 PM (0pYSi)
Not gonna make it to the official midnight ritualistic birthday wishing for Rum, so IÂ’ll say it 15 minutes early, happy birthday Rum, may it be an awesome year for you.
(DangÂ’s already in bed, so IÂ’ll give him his tomorrow night)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 10:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Yeah. So what?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2010 10:50 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2010 10:52 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 10:53 PM (cMo6P)
Gingers? How about the original "Ginger"? Tina Louise.
Musical ginger, Margo Timmons of Cowboy Junkies, especially the video of "Sweet Jane". Tear your heart out.
Both of my daughters are ginger, one deep auburn and one strawberry blonde like me.
Posted by: bigred at June 05, 2010 10:54 PM (WUwAu)
While playing Alien vs Predator online i saw these two starting to type dirty and rub their guns on their partner's body.
They died,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in the game.
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 10:55 PM (EiH7n)
Ok Moe Rons and Ettes...
It's a bit early on a Saturday night for this place to be dying out...cmon now...
We could make fun of Ace, hobos, drink val-u-rite, embarrass the cob-loggers...plenty of things to do....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 10:59 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:02 PM (cMo6P)
Rum,
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore.
With Love,
SiM
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 11:02 PM (tamie)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 11:03 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:03 PM (cMo6P)
I don't find the pill a factor in the type of man I'm attracted to, either. The stars from the Golden Age & their modern counterparts are far more appealing than say, Alan Alda or Orlando Bloom. I won't deny they're attractive in their own way, but that's not the type of man I want to marry. Women do watch more chick flicks during that time of the month, but that doesn't relate to who they want to marry.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 11:04 PM (yfJ6g)
I won't deny they're attractive in their own way, but that's not the type of man I want to marry. Women do watch more chick flicks during that time of the month, but that doesn't relate to who they want to marry.
Women don't always just want a guy they want to marry.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 11:06 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 11:08 PM (9hH9W)
The best one. Army of Darkness is the one you always hear about, but Evil Dead 2 is by far the weirdest and funniest. Almost every line cracks me up.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 11:09 PM (9hH9W)
Enjoy your birthday cake today Rum, since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 11:12 PM (tamie)
979 Women don't always just want a guy they want to marry.....
That's true, but I'm not sure the pill or hormones affect that decision, either. I've known girls who only want alphas, others who only want betas, or those who want both. Though none of that may matter in the modern dating game, where it's all about the "hook-up". Both parties go for the qualities they find most attractive, or sometimes for whatever they can get. It changes with every 20-30 something I know.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 11:14 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 11:16 PM (gofDd)
Just as Rum is a devastating conflict to our souls on an ONT, World War II was a devastating conflict, especially for Europe. German forces managed to overrun and occupy most of the continent. And destruction followed wherever they went.
The Allied plan to retake Europe required massive manpower and exquisite timing. And it all hinged on establishing a beachhead on the Normandy coast. This first phase was codenamed Operation Overlord.
June 6, 1944, was the launch date for Operation Overlord, or D-Day. It marked a major turning point in the war. Although successful, it cost thousands of lives.
Operation Overlord was a much bigger undertaking than most people realize. It required cunning, deception, and amazing logistical organization. Learn more about everything that went into D-Day here.
You can view photos, maps and posters of the operation. Find out about the units that fought. And listen to General Eisenhower's pre-launch speech.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 11:18 PM (tamie)
sometimes everything is wrong
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:19 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 11:20 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 11:21 PM (EiH7n)
"Women don't always just want a guy they want to marry....."
I am not very good at articulating this sort of thing, but I have to admit that I had to really, really, really like someone a lot before I'd even so much as let their tongue in my mouth, so while it's probably not accurate to say that I expected to marry everyone I kissed, I think it is accurate for me to say that I had to be pretty serious in my feelings for them before it even got to anything physical.
This casual hook-up thing is very odd to me...how do you know if you even really like a guy til you've been out a few times? I don't have a problem with people doing it, but it baffles me.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 11:22 PM (GXLjK)
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 11:25 PM (Mmw0q)
992 [...] This casual hook-up thing is very odd to me...how do you know if you even really like a guy til you've been out a few times? I don't have a problem with people doing it, but it baffles me.
With the teens & some others, they don't care so much about the person as they do about the sex. So, while they prefer the guy to have certain characteristics & someone they can talk with, the rest doesn't matter. It's all about the sex.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 11:25 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: bigred at June 05, 2010 11:26 PM (WUwAu)
LP,
From Wikipedia..
Brand achieved mainstream fame in the UK for presenting a Big Brother spin-off, Big Brother's Big Mouth, and for his radio show, among other television series and award ceremonies. He has also appeared in a number of films, including the romantic comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall, St Trinian's, and Bedtime Stories. He is noted for various controversies that have surrounded him in the British media, such as the 2008 prank calls that led to his resignation from the BBC.
Emo Douchebag Extraordinaire.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 05, 2010 11:27 PM (tamie)
990 Posted by: sickinmass at June 06, 2010 02:19 AM (tamie)
--Who, pray tell, is Russell Brand?
/Had to Bing! that one. He's attractive how?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 11:28 PM (yfJ6g)
@984 Miss'80sBaby
Thanks for the reply, I'm slowly fading out...no one wants to make fun Ace, despite the obvious fodder.
In response to you I would just say that NO woman wants a beta. Never. Women settle just like men do.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 05, 2010 11:29 PM (0pYSi)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:30 PM (cMo6P)
Good night, all!
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 11:31 PM (Mmw0q)
The MFM seems more interested in that anniversary than D-Day
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2010 11:34 PM (sYxEE)
Bigred, if I may say so, you have some excellent taste in music there! Cowboy Junkies and Iris Dement....do you like John Prine, too, or was it just a list of Gingers in general and not so much artists you listen to?
Z, you go on now, first with your booty calls, then trying to act all coy!
Miss'80sBaby, I guess I just can't wrap my head around sex with someone I don't know! My God, you could end up sleeping with a KosKid or something, ya know??
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 11:35 PM (GXLjK)
Today is 42 years since Bobby Kennedy made the bad decision to take a shortcut through the kitchen
The MFM seems more interested in that anniversary than D-Day
D-day? When the Beatles went on Ed Sullivan right?
Posted by: MFM at June 05, 2010 11:38 PM (0pYSi)
Frankly, I'm disgusted with the modern dating game. Many people want to play, & it's easier than having a meaningful relationship. When it comes to meaningful relationships, it's becoming more-&-more difficult to find people who are committed to making a marriage work. Though given many young peoples' home situations, it's not really surprising. Still, one wishes it could be easier.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at June 05, 2010 11:38 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:40 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:41 PM (cMo6P)
After months or years......
I announce i'm moving to another state/country and these same ladies are practically seducing me with merely a glance to the past or future.
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 11:41 PM (EiH7n)
1006 [...] Miss'80sBaby, I guess I just can't wrap my head around sex with someone I don't know! My God, you could end up sleeping with a KosKid or something, ya know??
Neither can I, but it's what some do. Know a few people who do that in-between relationships, too. None of my business, but it seems it hurts them more in the long-run. Was talking to someone today who has really been scarred by this endless cycle of flings... :sigh:
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at June 05, 2010 11:43 PM (yfJ6g)
After months or years......
I announce i'm moving to another state/country and these same ladies are practically seducing me with merely a glance to the past or future.
Posted by: robotgossip
That's because you're like a murderer. How many women are writing letters to prison inmates? Lots. It's because when you're leaving (or locked up), they don't have to worry about forming ties. They aren't forming a commitment. It's safe. It's the same reason it's easy to pick up chicks when you're visiting your friends in a foreign town.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:44 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at June 05, 2010 11:45 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic
Horrible, isn't it? Maybe there's a lot of pressure to live that way. But isn't it amazing how much it hurts, no matter how much they want otherwise...
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:45 PM (cMo6P)
Problem, too, is that there is no real need to get married any more. I am not sure but what it's considered a bit quaint to even want to these days. The only ones who seem super in to it is the gay folks, and that's probably more about the lure of what you can't have. (And I hope that will change soon)
I love everything about being married, and I'm so grateful to have husband who seems to feel the same way.
Even if he ain't a ginger.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 11:49 PM (GXLjK)
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 11:50 PM (EiH7n)
1015 Horrible, isn't it? Maybe there's a lot of pressure to live that way. But isn't it amazing how much it hurts, no matter how much they want otherwise...
I would say society applies great pressure in this matter, especially with everyone telling these kids it's okay. They never really inform as to consequences, though, other than the "here's the pill" & "remember the condom" bit.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at June 05, 2010 11:51 PM (yfJ6g)
I'm 23 going on 24. I don't think we're all so much kids, but it's hard to meet a woman who isn't emotionally flinging herself around.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:52 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 11:53 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 11:54 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: MissTammy at June 05, 2010 11:55 PM (GXLjK)
1019 These kids. . .
I'm 23 going on 24. I don't think we're all so much kids, but it's hard to meet a woman who isn't emotionally flinging herself around.
Well, I was thinking of the HSers, since I've been studying them in the education classes. (Makes it sound like they're zoo animals.)
Know what you mean, Z. I'm 25 going on 26, & I can't find a man who has a stable foundation. (It's applies to both sexes, in other words.) Thought I did several yrs ago, but -> house of cards. I do believe those type of people are out there, you just have to find them. But I'd like to know where. Church ladies are notorious for trying to set-up 2 young people (don't ask me how I know 
.)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at June 05, 2010 11:57 PM (yfJ6g)
But maybe there isn't and I'm just wasting my time with high ideals. That's why I'm turning cynical. Good. Or bad. Good. Or bad. Maybe my current restraint will be meaningless to whoever I meet. So fuck all.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:00 AM (cMo6P)
Posted by: robotgossip at June 06, 2010 12:02 AM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 12:09 AM (yfJ6g)
Ugh. I wanted to say something uplifting and reassuring here to you. But we're both in that same haze.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:11 AM (cMo6P)
Cram the surgar crystals right into the viens of my arms.
I'm by nature like a nuclear goth Thomas Sowell.
Posted by: robotgossip at June 06, 2010 12:12 AM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 12:15 AM (yfJ6g)
1029 Same here, on all points. I would recycle a bunch of mottos about carrying on, but they sound hollow coming from me. Perhaps an wiser & married Moron or Moronette would be best.
/Wish you all the best, Z.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 12:19 AM (yfJ6g)
Keep on keepin' on.
I don't know if I'll be strong or weak from now. I hope the best for you.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:20 AM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bigred at June 06, 2010 12:21 AM (WUwAu)
High ideals are NEVER wasted, sweet peas. Not ever. But they can be lost. Don't let that happen.
Both y'all, listen to Granny here...just please go out and have some fun. I do not mean nekkid fun; I do not mean get shit-faced. Just go to a damn movie or out to lunch one Saturday with a person you do not mind being around, preferably one who has made you laugh out loud at least once.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 12:24 AM (GXLjK)
Thank you for the advice, MissTammy.
A friend & I have been talking about going to the zoo, so maybe I'll do that sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 12:28 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 12:32 AM (9hH9W)
I take girls on fantastic dates all the time. Without sex or pressure of any kind. And I love it. I. Love. Taking. Girls. On. Dates. I take my girl friends who have boyfriends out on dates because I enjoy it (and I know their boyfriends are too inept to take them on great dates most of the times). I ask strangers on dates and love it even though I have no intention of forming a romance with them. When I was on a college campus I would stop and talk to random girls who passed me be to compliment their outfits or some such. I just can't go by without making a woman feel great.
I love it. It's so much fun.
But... can't I stop waiting? Just a little? Can't I have some of that same effort back on me? Can't I feel some of that same appreciation I make sure the women in my life feel? If I go out tomorrow and pick up some random girl, aren't I at least in a situation where I'm getting as much as I give? For once.
And when I do date a girl. When I am in a romantic relationship... can't I be more than just the next guy?
BOYFRIEND SLOT: Open. You fill it. You're as good as the next. If this is the best I can expect, can't I debase myself just a little? I see less cause for optimism every year I age.
Girls don't seem to care about a guy's past anyway. It even works against me not being a slut. So what the fuck?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:33 AM (cMo6P)
I've long since given up on the idea that anything can be predicted or rationalized, and I've been burned badly enough before that I know to be careful.
And in the Age of Obama I feel there is nothing more to do than shield myself, hunker down, and sockpuppet Helen Thomas's suppositories while drinking as much as possible.
Maybe that tolerance isn't so high after all; I'm not even certain what the fuck I'm talking about.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 12:38 AM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:40 AM (cMo6P)
bigred, you have hit a lot of my faves....add in some Tom Waits, Gillian Welch, Patty Griffin, Grateful Dead, Beausoleil (Cajun), old-school and classic rock like the Stones, Led Zep, Hendrix, Neil Young, Dylan, Pink Floyd, Springsteen, etc..."newer" stuff like Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Counting Crows, Hootie and the Blowfish, Blue October..... southern rock like Georgia Satellites, Skynyrd, old school country, too, Cash, Hank, Hank Jr, Merle Haggard.....LOVE bluegrass, love Classical (especially Schubert and Beethoven, and my husband and I are currently collecting all kinds of requiem masses.) and really enjoy polyphany chant, especially Anonymous4. (Yea, I'm a freak.)
Basically anything but rap, but that post about Ganstagrass eventually got me to download the entire album, and I like it!
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 12:41 AM (GXLjK)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:48 AM (cMo6P)
Posted by: ms. docweasel at June 06, 2010 12:51 AM (BVmgA)
Posted by: ms.
docweasel at June 06, 2010 04:51 AM (BVmgA)
Huh? Where do you see this?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 12:54 AM (cMo6P)
Sweet boy, what you need to do is start you some sort of business where you arrange dates for people, because you clearly have a knack for it. But you also need to quit wasting all this fabulousness on the first date. Cut yourself some slack, quit trying to prove yourself to someone you donÂ’t even know, and relax. It does not seem to me as though most of these ladies are worthy of your talents or the effort you put in to it. In fact, wait, yes, by all means.
What is your actual favorite thing to do? Like if you hit the lottery, what would you do?
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 12:56 AM (GXLjK)
Why is the text larger at the bottom of the post?
And hell ya, hunkering down and being careful is all good, but is there any reason why it can't be fun?
I am ALL ABOUT the fun, god damn it, and I want Z and everyone else to have some effing fun, too.
Except Obozo, he's been having too much fun. That little shit needs to start redistributing the damn fun, immediately.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 01:02 AM (GXLjK)
I just personally enjoy the act of the date. My friends around me tell me I like first dates especially, but I don't think that's true. I want one single person to date exclusively forever for the first to the 100th to the infinite date.
But because I don't ever stay with a woman or form a relationship (2 occasions excluded) , my friends think I'm averse to it.
If I hit the lottery... it wouldn't change a thing, really. I haven't lived my life on what I have to do or what I should do for years. I live my life on what makes me happy.
It's not me trying to be enough for any woman. I just want to find one great, specific, woman. And I wonder if she's out there.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:03 AM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at June 06, 2010 01:07 AM (w9BEi)
Second? Drawing. I love art.
First" Love. I was in love once and I would give anything and everything and do anything and everything and give up anything and everything to have that like I knew it again.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:08 AM (cMo6P)
Well, honey, maybe you DO just like to date. Do you think you could be happy just going on fun, fabulous dates all the time? That sounds like a prettty sweet life in many ways, to me. Not MY thing, but what if itÂ’s yours, and you just donÂ’t realize it?
Do you WANT to settle down with a really great woman, or are you just afraid that there is one out there that youÂ’re missing?
Do you have any desire to have babies?
I am so sorry to be so nosy; feel free to tell me to mind my own business
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 01:09 AM (GXLjK)
Posted by: bigred at June 06, 2010 01:12 AM (WUwAu)
Disagree. Disney's Robin Hood was not its proudest moment, any more than any of its other films from the '60s and '70s were. After Walt's death Disney had fallen into a stultifying rut, in which situations, gags, and even entire characters were recycled from an increasingly hoary template. Little John, for example, is Baloo the Bear; essentially the very same character with even the very same voice (Phil Harris). The animals-as-substitute-for-humans premise was a glaring example of how Disney wasn't even trying anymore; they made no attempt to animate realistic human characters of a type that would have lent more weight to the Robin Hood story, and would likely have been tried if Walt had still been around (and actively involved the way he had been decades before). By substituting various species of animals they reinforced the perception that Disney animation wasn't something to be taken seriously, something capable of anything more than the stereotypical funny-animal kiddie entertainment.
I don't like the visual style either; the animation of the characters is rough, sketchy, and generally unfinished-looking, a fate that had befallen all of the Disney films from 101 Dalmatians on. This was because Disney had adapted the process of Xerography from that film onward, in which they could copy the animation drawings directly onto the cels to speed up the ink-and-paint process; it saved time but resulted in very displeasing visuals. This impacted all of the Disney films for some 25 years and wasn't corrected until the advent of computer-coloring in the '80s.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:13 AM (9hH9W)
None at all! And that's where the porn comes in.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:19 AM (9hH9W)
I like to date. And I do date. But it obviously isn't enough to sustain me because I constantly pine for more. I even whine--ugh!
It sounds sweet. But it's just not the life for me. I know many people would kill to have my life. I know and it makes it harder to admit it... but it's just not for me.
I really do want to settle down with a great woman and do want to have babies. It's something that I have to work at way more than I ever thought i would. I'm almost 24. My parents got married when they were 19. I always thought that's just the way things were. I wanted to marry my high school sweetheart for God's sake.
Maybe just dating is my thing... and I just don't realize it.... it's amazing that you say that. It's the epitome of my life. You saying it has made it occur to me. . .
I always though I was going to be a mathematician or an engineer or a physicist. I worked on these hard sciences in school, and excelled, but never perfect. Language, music and art were things I never put any effort into, but I was perfect at. They were just default to me, things you just do, like going to the bathroom. And it turned out I should have put more focus on what came natural to me, than things I thought about. Now I'm an artist who lives on the money I made from when I was musician (I blew out my sinuses and can't play trumpet or be a musician anymore
). And now I've decided to do what makes me happy in the now, which is art.But maybe marriage and all that comes with it is my physics. And dating is my art. I need to consider what comes to me naturally---what I'm skilled at.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:20 AM (cMo6P)
So youÂ’ve got that wildly romantic, highly idealistic and artistic temperament thing going on, which is certainly hard to mesh with real life, especially with a First Love that didnÂ’t work out well, and to which all other relationships will be held up.
I suspect a lot of Libra, Gemini and Sagittarius going on here.
What you need, sir, is a minx. You need someone who will drive you damn near out of your mind, because you never know what she will do next, but that you know loves you deeply. You shouldnÂ’t be able to figure her out, or youÂ’ll lose interest, but you donÂ’t believe that, of course.
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 01:22 AM (GXLjK)
1055 1031 Okay, I can see some of that. You're right that Phil Harris didn't disguise his voice, though neither did Andy Devine as Friar Tuck. Actually, a majority of the actors largely played themselves, but I think it worked.
Graphics were rather sketchy, though I've only seen the restored versions as on TV & in the DVDs. Perhaps watching the original cut would help, IDK. I'll admit, the rescue sequence did need quite a bit of help, though I'm not sure how it should have been done. Thus...
2 questions:
(1) If you had to make it, what would you have done?
(2) What is the best decade or period for Disney animation, in your opinion?
/stuck on italics
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 01:22 AM (yfJ6g)
It took me years, but I got over that first romance thing. I was a piece of shit who deserved to be dumped, and I've changed since then (it took me years). ButI can't seem to find that feeling I had again. My best friend told me the other night that it's just 'maturing.' Maybe it is. I guess growing up sucks and is about diminished expectations.
I'm a Cancer, BTW.
A girl who will drive me out of my mind sounds great.
Though you have called me out on that whole idealistic thing. Isn't that the point of all this though? If I'm not idealistic, then fuck all. Sleep with whoever. Settle for whoever.
Being a gentlemanly conservative who's wildly romantic, highly idealistic and has an artistic temperament thing though? Makes me stand out for the women.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:31 AM (cMo6P)
I, too, thought that marriage was rather easy. My parents met when Dad was 9 & Mom was 6. They grew-up together & Dad's best friend was 1 of Mom's brothers. Yes, they each dated some other people, but they eventually "fell-in-love", or whatever word you choose. They got married after Mom graduated HS in '83, & will soon celebrate their 27th aniversary.
So, I thought that's what love was like, though I learned that wasn't the case almost a decade ago. Still, would be nice if life always worked that way...but it doesn't.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 01:31 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:33 AM (cMo6P)
(1) If you had to make it, what would you have done?
I'd have used human characters and I'd have given it a much more serious treatment -- much of the version that was made was played for laughs. The story of Robin Hood is a great one (and is getting more relevant all the time); and animation would have been a great way to tell it, and still would be.
But this would have required a set of circumstances far beyond what Disney was capable of by 1973. Walt was gone, and much of the spirit of innovation had gone with him. (Actually, much of that had gone from the animated features even long before he died, with his attentions elsewhere, but I still don't believe he'd have been particularly proud of Robin Hood.) The features were in the hands of people who were content to recycle old formulas; granted they were master craftsmen who were very good at what they did, but they desired to do little more than make the same movies over and over again, and it was the kind of mindset that conspired to make Disney a fifth-rate studio by the dawn of the '80s.
(2) What is the best decade or period for Disney animation, in your opinion?
The '30s. It was the 1930s that produced Snow White, Pinocchio, Fantasia, and more profound strides in the art of animation than any decade before or since. Animation as an art form would likely have DIED, would no longer have existed, if not for the innovations Disney brought to it in the period between "Steamboat Willie" and World War II. The stuff that was being produced by most studios in the Teens and Twenties was that bad, and held in that low regard. It was in the '30s that Walt Disney himself was actively engaged in his studio's animated output, in a way that he never was again after the strike of 1941 and the financial reversals of the ensuing decade.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:36 AM (9hH9W)
Uh-oh.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:41 AM (9hH9W)
Socialist democracies on the other hand have proven to be quite successful, especially in Europe. In time they will replace captalism for the better, no revolution necessary.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 06, 2010 01:44 AM (w9BEi)
I was at a birthday party a month+ ago. After crashing on his couch, in the morning he and I talked over breakfast. He said to me, "Ryan, if you can help it, avoid ever turning 30."
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:51 AM (cMo6P)
1063 Disney actually made a human version of Robin Hood in 1952, starring Richard Todd (w/the rest of the cast being forgotten actors). It's an okay movie, though a waste of Todd's talent-- but nowhere as good as the Errol Flynn version. Don't know if a human version would have worked with the 1973 cast, seeing as some of them didn't look the part (e.g. Phil Harris & Terry Thomas). Animated people might have worked, though, as they did with Sleepy Beauty or Cinderella.
Also agree that it could have been more serious, but I'm rather thankful it isn't. If I want a more serious version, I watch Errol Flynn & co. The Disney version is something to watch when I'm stressed, because it's fun. Could it have been better? Yes, but I don't see how they could have done better than the aforementioned.
Completely agree about the 1930s being the best decade.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 01:52 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 01:53 AM (9hH9W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 01:55 AM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Adriane at June 06, 2010 01:56 AM (mXBw3)
The best decade for Disney animation?? I always thought the 50s were the best. The quality of the artwork was not as good as it was in the 30s and 40s but the rest of the production was just outstanding.
They did start going downhill in all of the Disney stuff in the 70s as they started to become more PC, and what I will call "non-family oriented".
Today you can not watch a Disney movie of any variety without being fed some kind of liberal pap.
Posted by: Vic at June 06, 2010 01:57 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 02:00 AM (yfJ6g)
Yeah, that was one of the many movies he made in England during the period, as a way of burning up the revenues that had been made over there and could only be spent there after the war. At this point Walt was more interested in live-action anyway, but the financial situation and his relative lack of experience with live-action at that point meant that the English movies were largely throwaways.
Also agree that it could have been more serious, but I'm rather thankful it isn't. If I want a more serious version, I watch Errol Flynn & co.
And I can appreciate that. What's frustrating to me is that the movie is pretty much the limit of what the Disney Studio was capable of by that time. The '70s just seemed to suck all around.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 02:01 AM (9hH9W)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 02:02 AM (9hH9W)
I got married at 30 (almost 31). It was my first marriage. We have now been married for over 28 years.
There is something to be said for waiting until later to get married. At least for men that is.
For women I have heard that after they get out of their 20s the prospects for marriageable men start drying up.
Based on that I would recommend that women in their 20s seek long term partnerships while in their late 20s while men seek it in their 30s.
In this day of economic uncertainty getting married right out of HS or college is a guarantee for tough economic times. That always puts a strain on a marriage.
Don't let anyone fool you. You can not "live off of love" and staying with your parents introduces another set of problems that will put a strain.
And ladies...when dating a potential long term commitment, ALWAYS seek the opinion of other men who know the individual involved. Men, do the same thing with the ladies. Most of the time men know whether of not a guy is an asshole. The trick will be getting them to tell you.
Posted by: Vic at June 06, 2010 02:05 AM (6taRI)
Damn board just ate a very long post, wth replies to Z, 80s, and bigred, as well as a comment about the overall trauntizing nature of those old Disney movies in general, and Bambi in particular. Thus demoralized, I am off to bed.
My first ONT was interesting, to say the least, nothing like what I was expecting....thank you Z and M80sB!!!
For what it's worth, my true love came when I gave up lookin' and trying so hard, and just focused on having as nuch fun as possible in a light hearted way....... just sayin'.
Sweet dreams, y'all!
Posted by: MissTammy at June 06, 2010 02:05 AM (GXLjK)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 02:06 AM (cMo6P)
I'll just have to live on wondering what you wrote that the post ate. It may have held my enlightenment.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 02:08 AM (cMo6P)
1074 1063 Yeah, that was one of the many movies he made in England during the period, as a way of burning up the revenues that had been made over there and could only be spent there after the war. At this point Walt was more interested in live-action anyway, but the financial situation and his relative lack of experience with live-action at that point meant that the English movies were largely throwaways.
Sadly true. In the case of Richard Todd, he had the Howard Pyle book & 2 stars from the period. It's fun, but not quite-as-fun as the animated version. (Which is a pity, because I'm a great fan of Richard Todd.). But I agree, it was a wasted opportunity.
And I can appreciate that. What's frustrating to me is that the movie is pretty much the limit of what the Disney Studio was capable of by that time. The '70s just seemed to suck all around.
Yes, I don't quite understand what happened with that. Best Disney movies of that decade were The Aristocats, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, & The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. (Seeing as B&B was an attempt to capitalize on the success of Mary Poppins, I'm not sure it counts.) Disney actually released more feel-good movies in the '80s & '90s, but it wasn't even the same quality as the '60s. I think the animation magic largely disappeared in the late '50s, myself (Mary Poppins & Jungle Book excepted).
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 02:12 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 02:13 AM (9hH9W)
1079 Could you? Thanks
I have naughty librarian glasses & all that. It's a start. I also watch those dirty Britcoms. Though that might be too posh...
/Kinda, sorta, not really.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 06, 2010 02:14 AM (yfJ6g)
Good night!Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 06, 2010 02:17 AM (9hH9W)
Goodnight, 80s.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 06, 2010 02:19 AM (cMo6P)
On television DuckTales helped usher in a number of quality follow up series and arguably kicked off a renaissance in the medium itself (DT's success got Warner Bros. to seriously invest in TV animation and score hits of their own).
The songwriting team of Howard Ashman and Alan Menken helped revitalize their feature length cartoons. The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, and Aladdin rebuilt the brand and allowed The Lion King to be their biggest hit up to that date (the a-team had been working on Pocahontas at the time).
And then Toy Story pioneered the full length computer generated movies.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 06, 2010 02:27 AM (w9BEi)
And you could make the case that Howard Ashman dying led to the hand-drawn movies getting mothballed as the classics were few and far between afterward.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at June 06, 2010 02:32 AM (w9BEi)
Thanks, Maetenloch.
Now, can you edumacate the recent refugees that are not up to speed why and where the term 'moron's come from?
Posted by: always right at June 06, 2010 02:40 AM (8/wkb)
And then Toy Story pioneered the full length computer generated movies.
I'll grant Little Mermaid & Beauty and the Beast but I thought Aladdin was mediocre at best and the Lion King sucked. They allowed the PC crap to become 90% of the story.
As for Toy Story and those of its genre that followed I give credit for those to Pixar.
Posted by: Vic at June 06, 2010 03:00 AM (6taRI)
1. Sleeping Beauty - 1959
2. Cinderella - 1950
3. Snow White - 1937
4. Pinocchio - 1940
5. Melody Time - 1948
6. Alice in Wonderland - 1951
7. The Jungle Book - 1967
8. The Little Mermaid - 1989
9. Beauty and The Beast - 1991
10. Lady and The Tramp - 1955
Posted by: Vic at June 06, 2010 03:16 AM (6taRI)
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Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 06, 2010 03:43 AM (r60xu)
And I hope you're not offended, Kratos, I'm just going for teh funny.
In the vein of this: 300: PG version
Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 06, 2010 03:51 AM (r60xu)
Posted by: pinocchio's girlfriend at June 06, 2010 06:35 AM (7b1Uc)
A commenter at a link on the link puts us some fucking knowledge that slices like a fucking hammer.
"First of all, breasts are mammalian, and all mammals have bilateral symmetry, with parallel lines of nipples, roughly starting in the mid-axilla, and continuing to the groin. So there simply can't be a breast overlying some cat woman's xiphoid process.
If somebody wanted to breed a beast with trilateral symmetry, you could start with a worm or sponge form and mutate it, but then it would also have three spoked arms/legs. It's head end would likewise be tripartite, and exhibit trilateral symmetry in eyes or other sensory equipment.
Poor science fiction is just embarrassing. If you aren't going to use science, just go fantasy and say it's all magic tits."
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