November 16, 2010
— Maetenloch Welcome to the 1920's
The war to end all wars is over and now the jazz is playing, the hems are rising, and demon rum has been banished. So knock three times and say 'Johnny says hi' at the back door of the joint. It's time to grab some giggle water, dance the charles all nite with your Sheba, and everything is gonna be Jake.
Silent Cal Silent No Longer
From footage of President Calvin Coolidge filmed in 1924. Note the use of a very primitive analog teleprompter.
GOP: "ItÂ’s the beeÂ’s knees and the catÂ’s pajamas!"
Republicans picked up 20 state chambers and now enjoy more power at the state level than they've had since the 20's.
WTF? Janet Napolitano Hints That Muslim Women May Be Exempted From Full-Body Security Checks
Look either the veiled ladies get groped/scanned or I can promise you there will be a full-on insurrection by the flying public.
Richard Fernandez: Getting to the Right of the Boom
The biggest problem with our airport security is that it's focused on finding bombs instead of the bombers. Plus security at the airport is really only a last-ditch way of stopping bombs. In the long run the only solution is to get to the left of the boom:
The process of stopping the bomb before it was emplaced is called “left of the boom”. It is a term used to describe the process of going downstream of the IED emplacement process. According to the Washington Post it was “vernacular developed by the Army in 2003: that is, to attack the bombmaking construct well before IEDs are emplaced. That involves understanding the financiers, bombmaker cells, and other aspects of this, long before a bomb appears at the roadside.”
How Strong Is Your Computer Geek-Fu?
Well take the 2010 InfoWorld Geek IQ Test and find out. Warning - it's tough. And Windows-centric.
The Next Thing The TSA Will Start Checking
Tampon bombs:
"Gretchen I'm over at the TSA everyday screaming bloody murder over these tampon bombs and I'm going to give them a monthly visit until TSA has put in appropriate procedures to counter this growing tampon threat."Sigh.
So What's Mel Gibson Packing?
Well after Oksana Grigorieva filed for a domestic violence restraining order in July this is what he surrendered to police:
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 9 millimeter Glock handgun
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 9 millimeter Beretta handgun
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 12 gauge Benelli shotgun
-- A blue steel, lever action Winchester rifle
-- A magazine for the Glock
-- A magazine for the Beretta
-- A speed loader for the Glock
Two of the Gosselin Kids Have Been Expelled From School
Apparently for acting out and 'rage issues'. They're now being homeschooled by their mother. Allow me to point out that if they had been adopted by wolves as I suggested, bad words and mocking other kids wouldn't be a problem today.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.
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Posted by: brak at November 16, 2010 05:47 PM (nIoiW)
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 05:47 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 05:47 PM (SwkdU)
Sup fellow anti social freaks and crazies.
Standing in line at the DMV today was interesting. A "People of Walmart" experience. Dude wearing a dirty tank top with a complete layer of fur from his hairline down his back. I'm not talkin Ron Jeremy/KSM, I mean fur. Like carpet.
Anyway, thank for the Mel Gibson story.
But 1st....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 05:49 PM (AZWim)
Actually, I was thinking of getting a burkha for my next flight. I thought it would exempt me for sure.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 05:49 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 05:49 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 16, 2010 05:49 PM (JKiPp)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 05:50 PM (YxBuk)
6 The war to end all wars is over and now the jazz is playing, the hems are rising, and demon rum has been banished. So knock three times and say 'Johnny says hi' at the back door of the joint. It's time to grab some giggle water, dance the charles all nite with your Sheba, and everything is gonna be Jake.
does no one actually read the posts?
Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 16, 2010 05:50 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 05:51 PM (eCMw5)
Obligatory...
Girl at dinner party talking to Calvin Coolidge: "I bet my friend I could get you to say more than two words tonight"
CC: "You lose."
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 05:51 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 16, 2010 05:51 PM (+xmRK)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 05:51 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:51 PM (eCMw5)
Damn right.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 05:52 PM (AZWim)
Are nuns also exempted from security gropes?
And in local news, my 5 year old son was evacuated from his school today because of a bomb threat. What kind of coward threatens schoolchildren? I hope he gets repeated and violent cavity searches from his new roomie when they put him in jail.
Evening all.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at November 16, 2010 05:53 PM (xMKKV)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 05:53 PM (SwkdU)
Meanwhile, the 20s were AWESOME!! You could shoot people right on the sidewalks of Chicago and no one would do anything about it.
*sigh
So much has changed.....
Posted by: wiserbud at November 16, 2010 05:54 PM (EW49d)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2010 05:55 PM (O870V)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 05:55 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 16, 2010 09:51 PM (BP6Z1)
You were never hot.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (YxBuk)
Doesn't stop the 'tards at the original article going goony about 'christofacists.'
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (uG7PE)
And that has changed how?
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (JKiPp)
... speaking of Daisy Buchanan and The Great Gatsby, a 20s thread. Now pass the Jenever.
Two conservative historians are writing histories of Silent Cal including Amity Shlaes - should be the awesome. Some assert that Cool Cal is the true Godfather of the Tea Party movement.
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: Italy's Crown Prince at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (bvfVF)
Posted by: Capone at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (UdYT0)
BOMBS AWAY!
Posted by: Al Qaeda at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (bgcml)
*sigh
So much has changed.....
Posted by: wiserbud at November 16, 2010 09:54 PM (EW49d)
And Sears sold thompson sub machineguns
Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2010 05:56 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at November 16, 2010 05:57 PM (eCMw5)
My father ( still alive at 91 ) was a boy in the 20s. He says they were okay.
In Philly, he says, everyone rented their house rather than owned. So when the Depression came you moved in with relatives and didn't do the Foreclosure Shuffle
Posted by: colon flow at November 16, 2010 05:57 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 16, 2010 05:58 PM (uG7PE)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 05:58 PM (AZGON)
Or just cover the seats in pig leather.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at November 16, 2010 05:58 PM (xMKKV)
Posted by: John Galt at November 16, 2010 05:58 PM (NLWij)
I like the idea someone put forth awhile ago, about passenger pigs. Everyone gets a passenger pig to keep them company on their flight.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 05:59 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 16, 2010 06:00 PM (RKpGM)
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at November 16, 2010 06:00 PM (JKiPp)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:00 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: not quite assimilated into the geek-doom borg at November 16, 2010 06:00 PM (DEVnV)
Coolidge sat back for 5 1/2 years, let the country run itself, and presided over an unprecedented boom. Hoover took office, and in half that time had fucked around with business and industry so much that people were fighting cockroaches for scraps of bread.
Do the math.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:01 PM (eCMw5)
L.A. County passes sweeping ban on plastic bags
November 17, 2010
The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors voted Tuesday to ban plastic grocery bags in areas of the county under its jurisdiction, endorsing a broadly worded measure that proponents hope could become a model for California.
The ban, which goes beyond ordinances adopted in Malibu and San Francisco, most directly affects 1.1 million people who live outside the county's incorporated cities. But anyone shopping at stores in such areas would encounter the new rules.
Opponents suggested they might go to court to try to block the ban before the first phase takes effect in July, when 67 large supermarkets and pharmacies must stop providing disposable plastic bags. By January 2012, the ban will cover 1,000 stores throughout the county. The ordinance also seeks to keep shoppers from turning to paper bags as an alternative by requiring stores to levy a 10-cent surcharge per paper bag.
The 3-1 vote was partisan, with the three Democrats—Yaroslavsky, Gloria Molina and Mark Ridley-Thomas—supporting it. It was opposed by Republican Michael D. Antonovich; Don Knabe, also a Republican, was absent.
The county's ban is a significant victory for environmental groups, which suffered a major defeat in Sacramento in August with the failure of the state Senate to pass a sweeping plastic bag ban. It failed amid heavy and costly lobbying by plastic bag manufacturers despite winning the support of the state Assembly and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
L.A. County's decision to go forward with a ban may leave shoppers confused and cause headaches for supermarket chains. Without a statewide ban in place, chains will have to ask customers in unincorporated areas to pay for bags or bring their own, even as shoppers in cities such as Los Angeles, Pasadena and Long Beach can continue to expect free disposable bags.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 06:01 PM (rgL27)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 06:01 PM (AZGON)
Ok, why should I care? The State Media generates these morons (of the bad sort) faster then I can determine what they are supposed to be famous for.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2010 06:02 PM (bgcml)
Don't tell me; I'm several episodes behind. But it is pretty clear that the idiots running the show learned absolutely nothing from last season.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:02 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Fletch at November 16, 2010 06:02 PM (SwkdU)
L.A. County passes sweeping ban on plastic bags
November 17, 2010
So I wonder if liberals will manage to kill the cities they live in faster then they can kill the rest of us?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2010 06:03 PM (bgcml)
....start the car I know a whoopee spot ut where gin is cold but the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl and...all...that...jazz....
Evenin'
I'm having wine but all the 20s nostalgia has me craving the hooch.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:03 PM (N/tws)
Guess I'll be doing more shopping in OC and Ventura counties. Fine with me - they have lower sales taxes.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:03 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 06:03 PM (AZGON)
Don't know if this has been commented on but Hannity played a clip of VP Cheney, and I wouldn't have recognized him. Very thin, hope he is okay.
RCP has the video too if you want to stay away from Fox.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:05 PM (N/tws)
Better put those heaters away, Spocko, or Krako will be around with a few of his boys.
Posted by: Oxmyx at November 16, 2010 06:05 PM (RWtqz)
You hold horses! We try last week but missile go off course!
Posted by: The Chinese at November 16, 2010 06:05 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Sacco and Vanzetti at November 16, 2010 06:05 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 09:50 PM (YxBuk)
I knew that was going to excite Rum. That was probably the highlight of the show for me. And Summer Glau keeps getting hotter.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:06 PM (oVQFe)
I blame Bush, uh, Coolidge!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 16, 2010 06:06 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:06 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: Crew of the U.S.S. Horizon at November 16, 2010 06:06 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 16, 2010 06:07 PM (Fo83G)
2. TSA and DHS are not about getting to the left of anything. They are about lining up at the pork trough.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2010 06:07 PM (U6LOz)
That show is a train wreck. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop.
Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2010 06:07 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: Warren G. Harding at November 16, 2010 06:07 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:07 PM (UOM48)
I was hoping one of them would let slip a Firefly reference. Oh well.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:09 PM (YxBuk)
I just saw O'Reilly justify the premise that Obama "is a really smart guy" by saying Obumbles was President of the Harvard Law Review.
Well, yes, but that is an ELECTIVE position, a popularity contest among students, and not one based on academic merit, as is the position of EDITOR of the Harvard Law Review.
Posted by: effinayright at November 16, 2010 06:09 PM (jvqD3)
Or, let a state legalize pot - and tax fritoes at $20 a bag...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 16, 2010 06:09 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 16, 2010 10:07 PM (Fo83G)
--Feh. I was rooting for Kurt Warner.
A conspiracy theory running is that if Kurt had played in a big sports market like Boston or Chicago his fans would have voted him out quickly, since his current tea, has been sucking so bad at quarterback.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:10 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: gesc at November 16, 2010 06:10 PM (euJLL)
Libtards everywhere will be filling the intertubes with hate and loathing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Miss Marple at November 16, 2010 10:07 PM (Fo83G)
So its Grizzlie cub, Baby in the Corner, and chubby black guy who I have no clue who he is in the final three? I watched parts of some episodes and I think that from what I've heard that's who's left right?
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:10 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at November 16, 2010 06:11 PM (JcRgg)
Liberal heads exploding.
Well I wasn't going to bring it up but the door has been opened.....
I think tomorrow people will be talking more about the fact that Willow Palin went on facebook and called some kid from her school a "f *** ot" for mocking her Mom's reality show.
Never mind the grammar. Here's the quote--
"Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your disgusting ... My sister had a kid and is still hot." "Tre stfu. Your such a f**got."
The boyz at Hillbuzz must feel so conflicted right now.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:11 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: SurferDoc
Ah, a man of good taste. She was a stunner.
I still have my grandmother's beaded flapper dresses from the twenties. Gawd they are heavy.
Posted by: mpfs at November 16, 2010 06:11 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Warren Gamaliel Harding at November 16, 2010 06:11 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 10:10 PM (UOM4
Ah yes...it is a day ending in "y" again...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2010 06:11 PM (bgcml)
That show is a train wreck. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop.
Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2010 10:07 PM (yY28H)
Yeah, Semi Spoiler so skip if you don't want to read.
It really seems to me like they've decided no one on the ship is allowed to be happy. All must be completely sad and miserable.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:12 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: brak at November 16, 2010 06:13 PM (nIoiW)
Posted by: SurferDoc
So...uh...was she a Romulan or something?
http://tinyurl.com/3xl5yxv
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 16, 2010 06:13 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 06:13 PM (AZGON)
Nice knowing you California. Your refrigerator carton is over there between to Greece and Ireland under the overpass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2010 06:13 PM (U6LOz)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 16, 2010 06:13 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:14 PM (N/tws)
I'll snort a noseful to that.
Posted by: Ashley Biden at November 16, 2010 06:14 PM (bgcml)
There's a house in my neighborhood who already has their Christmas lights flashing. The same house that sets off the loud booming fireworks during the 2 weeks on each side of the 4th of July. I'm thinking they love them some holidays.
Posted by: Theresa in D tinfoil hat at November 16, 2010 06:14 PM (k9cj/)
The boyz at Hillbuzz must feel so conflicted right now.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 10:11 PM (N/tws)
Palin rocks rino!!!111!!@!!!
Palin/ Odonnell 2012!
/
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:15 PM (AZWim)
I have to agree with the poster above...Brandi was a much better dancer. But still....I think I will actually pick up the phone and vote for lil palin next week so we can have a full blown meltdown.
Posted by: tinkerbella at November 16, 2010 06:15 PM (qo5yr)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 06:15 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 16, 2010 06:15 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Ashley Biden
Go right ahead hun, snort away until your deviated septum is nonexistent. No one cares what you do.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:16 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:16 PM (UOM48)
Ditto. The clothing styles were better too, imo. Hairstyles as well. I hate the 20s bob.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:16 PM (YxBuk)
That's all you know. She's got one hell of a breastplate.
Posted by: John Connor at November 16, 2010 06:17 PM (eCMw5)
I was hoping one of them would let slip a Firefly reference. Oh well.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 10:09 PM (YxBuk)
I thought at their final talk there was a sort of reference to Firefly. Something like "I don't know what kind of crew you're used to working with" or along those lines.
You want Firefly references you need to watch last night's Castle. He definitely throws one in there. And then he did this on last year's Halloween Episode
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:17 PM (oVQFe)
Go right ahead hun, snort away until your deviated septum is nonexistent. No one cares what you do.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 10:16 PM (N/tws)
Cocaine, is, sniff, a hell of a drug young lady.
Posted by: barack Obama at November 16, 2010 06:18 PM (bgcml)
Aaaaaannnnnd potential Penthouse Forum moment letdown....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2010 06:18 PM (U6LOz)
Mom is still in the hospital and they haven't pinpointed the source of the bacterial infection. Pumping her full of IV anitbiotics. My aunt took her some literature (tabloids) to read today. I joked with her on the phone a little bit ago that she has dodged the grim reaper once again. She cracked up. Tough Irish she is.
Posted by: mpfs at November 16, 2010 06:18 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 10:15 PM (RWtqz)
The cool thing about Cheney now is that his new heart pump runs continuously like a water pump. He has no pulse.
Posted by: robtr at November 16, 2010 06:18 PM (hVDig)
Ohhhh....I didn't put that together. Hmm, could be.
And then he did this on last year's Halloween Episode
I watched that episode last year when someone here mentioned it.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:18 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at November 16, 2010 06:19 PM (xMKKV)
She's a fucking dancer!
Give me a babe who can easily do a split (like my wife,
) over a BBD slob any day!Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:19 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: ziptie at November 16, 2010 06:20 PM (UdYT0)
Bristol Palin should throw the competition. She's proved all she needs to prove. She's done great. But if she wins, it'll backfire on Palinistas and Bristol.
I mean really, she is a sucky dancer people. She getting political votes and it is gong to piss a lot a people off if she wins outright. The chick is about a gracious on the dance floor as Zach Galifianakis.
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 06:20 PM (3DIBw)
Nah, they'd just hook up with their buddies in the State Department.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:20 PM (eCMw5)
Just for the hell of it, there's a band called Ram Jam that plays a song called "Black Betty."
It's a well-known song that dates back to the Revolutionary War. Race baiters love to be assholes about it because it gives them hard-ons or something.
Fuck 'em anyway. It's a rockin' song and they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (xvYOH)
Do the math.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 10:01 PM (eCMw5)
He didn't just sit back. He cut taxes. All kinds, lower and lower and cut em again.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (CN+Qv)
Word.
Posted by: Looming Economic Collapse at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (U6LOz)
I had two bomb threats in my 4 years of high school. They didn't evac us off school grounds. And the first one they still let us come into school so LAUSD could get their money.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (YxBuk)
She used the phrase "baby daddy". I was unable to read past that point.
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 10:16 PM (uCjoj)
Serious? That's beyond snowbilly right there.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 10:19 PM (BP6Z1)
I think you know the rules.
JPGs are ok, but I think we really need an mp3 here...
Posted by: The Moronic Rule Keeper at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 06:21 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: 18-1
This is limited, at the moment, to the unincorporated parts of Los Angeles County, which includes East LA. I can't wait to see what happens the first time the checker at Ralphs tries to charge a local an extra couple of bucks for her paper bags. Hilarity, and gunfire, will ensue.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 06:22 PM (rgL27)
Pumping her full of IV anitbiotics
Not that the hospital is where she wants to be but it def sounds like she's getting good care - tab. rags aside! They'll figure it out.
Is she at least feeling better -- do the antibiotics seems to be working?
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:22 PM (N/tws)
My son and I discovered papers describing my grandfather's heroism in an old chest of my mom's about to be tossed last summer. His heroism brings tears to the eyes of this granddaughter who never knew him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:22 PM (UOM48)
She used the phrase "baby daddy". I was unable to read past that point.
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 10:16 PM (uCjoj)
Serious? That's beyond snowbilly right there.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 10:21 PM (AZWim)
Ha!
Posted by: Michael Scott at November 16, 2010 06:22 PM (BP6Z1)
If Muslims are exempted from invasive searches the rest of us have to put up with I swear to God I'm going to Washington and punch Janet Napolitano right in the balls.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2010 06:22 PM (jNMPs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2010 06:23 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Museisluse at November 16, 2010 06:23 PM (DTfXb)
Posted by: Odonnell at November 16, 2010 06:23 PM (CFlmM)
The fact she's made it this far shows her momma's popularity. i bet it drive libs crazy, But I agree if she wins it not good or tight for that matter,
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 16, 2010 06:23 PM (ATMEl)
Guess I'll be doing more shopping in OC and Ventura counties. Fine with me - they have lower sales taxes.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 10:03 PM (YxBuk)
Thousand Oaks will give you an extra plastic bag to throw out the window as you pass through LA County.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:24 PM (CN+Qv)
The fact that some are treating that idiotic show as an ideological battleground is going to make MY head explode.
And fuck British royalty, too. So there.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2010 06:24 PM (U6LOz)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 10:21 PM (RWtqz)
--FOX cancelled TSCC after 2 seasons. 
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:24 PM (BP6Z1)
Why would you want to listen to her do the splits?
Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2010 06:24 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 10:01 PM (rgL27)
And to top it off, it turns out those "green" reusable shopping bags, all made in China, probably have lead in them.
I don't ave the link but Instapundit linked it yesterday.
Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2010 06:24 PM (fG88N)
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 06:25 PM (MMC8r)
This week's episode of Chuck.
What the hell happened to Terminator TV anyway?
Canceled.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:26 PM (YxBuk)
She's a fucking dancer!
Give me a babe who can easily do a split (like my wife, ) over a BBD slob any day!
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 10:19 PM (BP6Z1)
Honestly I was referring more to her face. On Firefly she was cute but had a bit of the Christina Ricci look to her in my eyes. On the Terminator series she looked better. On last night's Chuck I thought she looked hot as hell. Just too bad they brought her in on an episode that they didn't need Greta to do major asskicking.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (oVQFe)
Is that why you're watching it?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 10:21 PM (RWtqz)
--She also popped up briefly in The Unit.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2010 10:24 PM (yY28H)
Who would have thought my name would be so appropriate?
Hey Pat Sajak...can I buy a 4?
Posted by: The Moronic Rule Keeper at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (bgcml)
I was hoping she would do more knife work on Jeff or Lester.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (YxBuk)
Plus no doubt Palins kids have a hard time dealing with the overwhelming exposure. They are kids i bet they can be a little snotty.
But the bigger question.: Do the Obama kids Talk?
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 06:27 PM (NITzp)
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 10:25 PM (MMC8r)
Really? I think she is a really handsome woman. Why, I'd like to talk shoes with her!
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 16, 2010 06:28 PM (bgcml)
Sez who?
Posted by: Jake at November 16, 2010 06:28 PM (6Q6yL)
lacey,
It seems to be working but there are other issues they need to address. So in the hospital she stays.
Posted by: mpfs at November 16, 2010 06:28 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 06:29 PM (jp7gj)
My husband informed me tonight that his libtard mother told him she's "sorry" our son joined the Marines, because he's a Trained Killer (no shit).
And I reminded Dear Sweet D'oh that his mother and the rest of his sorry assed libtard family is the reason I can't stand to be around them.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:29 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:30 PM (YxBuk)
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 9 millimeter Glock handgun
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 9 millimeter Beretta handgun
-- A blue steel, semi-auto 12 gauge Benelli shotgun
-- A blue steel, lever action Winchester rifle
-- A magazine for the Glock
-- A magazine for the Beretta
-- A speed loader for the Glock
But first, they blew me
Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 16, 2010 06:30 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 10:21 PM (YxBuk)
We had an actual bomb in junior high. Don't think they let us out of the building.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:30 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2010 06:31 PM (FcR7P)
Bright Lights, Bigger City
Love Gun
No One's Gonna Love You (cover of Band of Horses)
Old Fashioned
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 10:27 PM (NITzp)
--I cringed when Gwynneth Paltrow mordered "'Forget' You" on Glee tonight. That was the first episode I watched in a while, and it will be even longer before I catch another.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:31 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 10:11 PM (N/tws)
The language is kinda deplorable but good on Willow for not taking shit from those little trashing talking fa...er, ass...um...well, you know.
Posted by: Robert at November 16, 2010 06:31 PM (fG88N)
Jericho was fine...until it devolved into lefty "ooh evile corporate conspiracy" BS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 16, 2010 06:31 PM (U6LOz)
If I use a grocery bag for a trash can liner, is that recycling?
Posted by: Pelayo at November 16, 2010 06:31 PM (V9Q+f)
Unless it's got a huge fanbase made up of the most desirable advertiser demographic. Then the odds go up to 95%.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:32 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2010 06:32 PM (L3pAv)
@mpurintexas
Your news isn't nothing to me. Got my kid out right before an elementary school lockdown in San Diego county a few years ago. Scary stuff indeed.
How did it resolve at your school?
Posted by: Who Knows at November 16, 2010 06:32 PM (QLiYt)
Get ready for the biggest televised royal wedding you've ever seen.
And it's only a year away.
shoot me
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (xvYOH)
Nope. YOU'RE KILLING GAIA!!!!!
Seriously, though, who doesn't reuse grocery bags? It's cheaper than buying trash can liners or dog poo bags.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (YxBuk)
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who gives us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who gives us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us freedom to protest.
It is the soldier who serves beneath the flag, who salutes the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives the demonstrator the right to burn the flag."
Posted by: Stephen Ambrose at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (bgcml)
Now, DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK !! kbdabear at November 16, 2010 10:31 PM (vdfwz)
You've got a deal.
The VD and all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (N/tws)
I was amazed at how quickly Glee descended into gimmicks when it came to their song choices.
Posted by: Alex at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (yY28H)
Now, DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK !!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 10:31 PM (vdfwz)
--Wow, someone got my Facebook status. 
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:33 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: PAM at November 16, 2010 10:30 PM (eCMw5
Back off beeotch. I got Mallamutt's big bold fonts to counter anything you throw my way. Yeah, this RINO is ready to throw down!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (AZWim)
So sorry Jane. A libtard with no class. What a shock.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (C02p4)
I'll check back when he's on DWTS.
Night.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (xMKKV)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (O870V)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2010 10:32 PM (L3pAv)
Seems the Nation is going to need my talents again.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (bgcml)
We should just all show up in burkhas, men and women. Let them try to figure out how to play security theatre that way.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (YxBuk)
Unless it's got a huge fanbase made up of the most desirable advertiser demographic. Then the odds go up to 95%.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 10:32 PM (eCMw5)
Really?
Posted by: Seth MacFarlane at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (UOM48)
A big shout out at cha Cal Yeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhh
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 06:34 PM (RTJjI)
Posted by: Pelayo at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (jNMPs)
If Muslims are exempted from invasive searches the rest of us have to put up with I swear to God I'm going to Washington and punch Janet Napolitano right in the balls.
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2010 10:22 PM (jNMPs)
I suggest everyone don a burqa when flying the day before T'giving.
Posted by: RushBabe at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Who Knows at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (QLiYt)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 10:31 PM (vdfwz)
Deal. But first.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (AZWim)
I like most of their song covers. They're usually pretty good, esp the mash ups. It's just unfortunate the plots revolve around political messages.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:35 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Pelayo at November 16, 2010 10:35 PM (V9Q+f)
Don't treat me like a dog, yo. Presidentin is hard.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 16, 2010 06:36 PM (bgcml)
And I reminded Dear Sweet D'oh that his mother and the rest of his sorry assed libtard family is the reason I can't stand to be around them.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 10:29 PM (UOM4
Not that you need my advice, but that would be the end of the line for me. At least have the courage to insult my kid while he's standing there, instead of behind his back.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:36 PM (CN+Qv)
And a guest appearance as herself on The Big Bang Theory.
"It's hot in here. Must be Summer."
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2010 06:36 PM (eQPq+)
I still can't believe I lost to this.
Posted by: MySpace at November 16, 2010 10:35 PM (uCjoj)
Yeah...I feel your pain.
Posted by: McCain '08 at November 16, 2010 06:36 PM (bgcml)
1. Kansas has mountain ranges.
2. Human beings in Kansas are immune to radiation.
3. In the event of nuclear war, all available remaining gasoline will be dedicated to powering a generator that keeps the local bar's jukebox running.
4. Skeet Ulrich will perform emergency tracheotomies on anything that makes any sudden movements, so watch out.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:37 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2010 06:37 PM (O870V)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 06:37 PM (NITzp)
At which point he should have said, "You're dead to me." And walked away/hung up or whatever. And cut her off permanently. Good Lord, her own grandson.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (YxBuk)
The HBO series "Boardwalk Empire" gets it pretty true, I'll bet. The music, costumes, hair, sex, guns, cigarettes everywhere.
Political correctness? What da fuck is that?
Posted by: Peasant-in-the-Forest at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (4sQwu)
Not that you need my advice, but that would be the end of the line for me. At least have the courage to insult my kid while he's standing there, instead of behind his back.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 10:36 PM (CN+Qv)
Marines are scary dude! They like, have AK-24s and rocket grenades and crap. Hell, they have to kill like 3 Baghdadians to get all their merit badges man!!!
Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (UOM48)
Please clean out your desk and drop off your ID badge with security when you leave the building
Posted by: NPR at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (vdfwz)
When I do, do you promise to bail me out and get me a really good lawyer?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 06:38 PM (YxBuk)
We have already had this discussion. The gayest show on tv is "The A-List". It damn near turned a brave moron gay the hour he was watching it. Its on Logo. Watch it at your own peril.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:37 PM (OWjjx)
For the love of God, please tell me your wife made you watch this!
(or your alpha son just for kicks and giggles)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:39 PM (AZWim)
We have already had this discussion. The gayest show on tv is "The A-List". It damn near turned a brave moron gay the hour he was watching it. Its on Logo. Watch it at your own peril.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:37 PM (OWjjx)
Does a reacharound count as gay?
Posted by: Some Sexy Keynesian at November 16, 2010 06:39 PM (bgcml)
Who the hell are you?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 10:32 PM (UOM4
I think I'd rather get status updates of the day you finally smack your M-i-L
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Posted by: Boots at November 16, 2010 06:40 PM (neKzn)
Marines are scary dude! They like, have AK-24s and rocket grenades and crap. Hell, they have to kill like 3 Baghdadians to get all their merit badges man!!!
Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at November 16, 2010 10:38 PM (bgcml)
Obama voters know that no soldier of any branch would sully their weapon with them. Thats why they feel free to insult them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:40 PM (CN+Qv)
We're fucked.
*Nothing from the Canuck peanut gallery*
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 06:40 PM (YX6i/)
No. I'm hearing it because my wife has the worst taste in television in the recorded history of Mankind.
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 06:41 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 10:38 PM (YxBuk)
Say youre Muslim, and CAIR will pay for one.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:41 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (8uDC8)
I think the actual quote is "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested."
Posted by: Pelayo at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (V9Q+f)
Of course Olbermann calling Coulter a tranny is fair game.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (0IR+C)
Get ready for the biggest televised royal wedding you've ever seen.
And it's only a year away.
shoot me
Posted by: ErikWCan you imagine the outfit FLOTUS will wear with a hat???
This is gonna be good.
Posted by: mpfs at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: George F'in Herbert Walker Bush at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (BP6Z1)
Bean Concedes to Walsh
Tea Party favorite wins by roughly 300 votes
Updated 8:37 PM CST, Tue, Nov 16, 2010
Republicans get to add another red seat to Congress.
Following the completion of ballot counting, Democratic Rep. Melissa Bean on Tuesday night called her Republican challenger, Joe Walsh, and conceded the race for Illinois' 8th Congressional District. Roughly 300 votes separated the two candidates.
"This is a huge win for all the grassroot organizations that supported Walsh," the Palatine Tea Party said in a release. "Against all odds we defeated incumbent Melissa Bean (D) who had significantly more money and media support. This will be the upset of 2010."
Bean has held the seat since 2004 when she defeated Republican Rep. Phil Crane. Walsh's victory means the state's 19-member congressional delegation will have 11 Republicans, contributing to the state's first GOP majority for Illinois in seven years.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 06:42 PM (rgL27)
Jericho was totally ludicrous, even before the second-season corporate-conspiracy insanity.
Yes but they got a tank.
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (RWtqz)
He's being a typical former lib/son, trying to ignore his crazy old mom and the rest of his family. I actually feel sorry for him. He's become an outcast among his own siblings and mother. His dad is a so-called conservative, but keeps his mouth shut.
Bless you all for your kind thoughts and prayers for our kid.
We'll survive the idiot loony libs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Moi at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: cali grump at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (hL0k8)
It's hate towards the peace loving muslims whom I've always loved and could never commit a terrorist act which caused me to leave the Right, etc, etc, etc
Posted by: Charles Bin Johnson at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (vdfwz)
My husband informed me tonight that his libtard mother told him she's "sorry" our son joined the Marines, because he's a Trained Killer (no shit).
Jane, the perfect reply: "When's the next time you're coming over? I have a paper target and I'd like to see how it fits."
What did hubby say?
Posted by: RushBabe at November 16, 2010 06:43 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 16, 2010 10:42 PM (0IR+C)
Didn't he date her? Doenst that make that pretty stupid to say?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Francis at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (HjxoE)
A little man in a boat? No. You'll never get the fishy scent out of it.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (eQPq+)
Either we all claim to be Muslim women or we all insist on stripping buck-naked at the airport.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: Moi at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 16, 2010 10:42 PM (0IR+C)
REPUBLICANS ARE ALL CLOSET CASES! HAHAHA!
Posted by: Liberals in 2006-8 at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (bgcml)
So middle America is not allowed to participate in Hollywood territory?
Funny that Hollywood Oscars, the Pulitzer, comedy, Nobel prizes and awards are always overlooking anyone on the Right, and giving their awards to liberals.
And they get mad at a silly little amateur dance show?
Posted by: pam at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (HckyB)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at November 16, 2010 10:42 PM (8uDC
I know a bit about motor boatin. Wedding Crashers style.
Wait what?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:44 PM (AZWim)
No...the new theory....its the evil Tea Party keeping her in it. Seriously, I flipped on CNN headline news and whoever the hell it is that fills in time for that network was discussing this very theory, as if it was the most important thing happening in the nation right now.
There is no real reason for CNN Headline News to exist.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:41 PM (OWjjx)
Yeah, keep fucking with Dancing With the Stars, wingnuts.
We'll keep fixing the real elections.
Posted by: Democrats at November 16, 2010 06:45 PM (BP6Z1)
Awesome. I was sure the Dems would steal this one.
This is Phil Crane's old seat.... Bean ran against the tide in 2004 and knocked him off. She was always a fluke in this district; it only took the right cycle.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:45 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2010 06:45 PM (gWHrG)
Didn't he date her? Doenst that make that pretty stupid to say?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 10:44 PM (CN+Qv)
You're thinking of Laura Ingraham. Olby prefers to stalk coworkers.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (0IR+C)
--That is awesome news!
Fuck you, Beanie!!
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (BP6Z1)
Can you imagine the outfit FLOTUS will wear with a hat???
This is gonna be good.
Imagine being able to start their new life together with his-and-her iPods of Barack Obama's Greatest Teleprompter Hits.
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 10:44 PM (zE1G2)
Ok Moronettes - if you don't get naked, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (bgcml)
Tea Party favorite wins by roughly 300 votes
Updated 8:37 PM CST, Tue, Nov 16, 2010
I'm thrilled he won, but sick that she only lost by 300 votes after she brought that thug to her town hall!
Posted by: RushBabe at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2010 06:46 PM (jNMPs)
Oh, I don't have a boat. But you see, I have a rich friend, who is rather crazy, and he was basically trying to decide what to blow his money on next. And I said, "Dude. Take me sailing." And he's like "Sure, why not."
But neither of us knows jack about boats. So if he ever actually buys one, we'll probably die. But I'm okay with that.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at November 16, 2010 06:47 PM (8uDC8)
"waving jazz hands vigourously" and detailing which gay guy was being totally butch.
don't forget the anal bleaching references.
Posted by: gator in absentia at November 16, 2010 06:47 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2010 10:46 PM (jNMPs)
Same thing with Reagan and California.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:47 PM (CN+Qv)
And that is how I can to realize that "The A-List" is the gayest show on television.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:45 PM (OWjjx)
Hmmm....
Pretty suspect if you ask me. I know baseball season is over but cmon man!
You are the creator of the big bold font. You can do better.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (O870V)
Posted by: Moi at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (Ez4Ql)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (XDeui)
There is no real reason for CNN Headline News to exist.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:41 PMIt's not like I have anything else to do at night
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (NITzp)
Badge of Honor son, Badge of Honor
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 06:48 PM (RTJjI)
Posted by: cali grump at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (hL0k8)
My answer to TSA screenings: Moron Air.
I'm planning on winning the next Powerball, so I'll buy the first Gulfstream.
Staffing and logistics and all that other boring crap is up to the rest of you. Except I'll insist we serve pork products on board.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (UOM48)
But neither of us knows jack about boats. So if he ever actually buys one, we'll probably die. But I'm okay with that.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at November 16, 2010 10:47 PM (8uDC
Wow - time travel for me, right there. Editor @ 21, is that you?
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (YX6i/)
Badge of Honor son, Badge of Honor
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 10:48 PM (RTJjI)
Its the intent that makes the insult, not the effectiveness.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (CN+Qv)
I think the actual quote is "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested."
Posted by: Pelayo at November 16, 2010 10:42 PM (V9Q+f)
Here's an interview with the Don't Touch my Junk guy. I think he comes off as being competent and knowledgeable about the TSA's bullshit. Sort of the exact opposite of the "Don't Tase Me Bro" douchebag.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2010 06:49 PM (jzOkH)
(AP) – 18 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Brandy earned a perfect score for her Argentine tango on Monday's "Dancing With the Stars," only to learn Tuesday it would be her final dance in the competition.
The 31-year-old singer and actress was eliminated from the hit ABC dance-off just before next week's final showdown for the mirrorball trophy.
She was speechless when host Tom Bergeron said she would be leaving the show. Professional dancer Derek Hough, who is headed to the finals with his celebrity partner Jennifer Grey, didn't hide his surprise at her dismissal: His jaw dropped.
Brandy, who collected 57 points out of 60 on Monday, was pitted against Bristol Palin, who earned 53 points, for a spot in the finals.
Judges' scores are combined with viewer votes to determine which couple is ousted each week.
Hey Brandy, now you know what a Republican senate candidate feels like...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 06:50 PM (rgL27)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 10:43 PM (UOM4
Yes, you will.
Prayers for your family, D'oh.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 06:51 PM (xvYOH)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 10:49 PM (oVQFe)
You know, maybe if we just require that all TSA screeners are also college cheerleaders, this wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Some Moron at November 16, 2010 06:51 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell
I know you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Chief Brody at November 16, 2010 06:51 PM (3TjSM)
don't forget the anal bleaching references.
Posted by: gator in absentia at November 16, 2010 10:47 PM (N/tws)
Oh, there you are, bud. (Is it you?)
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 06:51 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2010 06:52 PM (L3pAv)
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 10:50 PM (uCjoj)
--it was useful in the days before the internet for getting live sports scores.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 06:52 PM (BP6Z1)
--------------------
But it's dark. And edgy.*
*Actual quotes from the producers. They forgot to mention morally complex characters.
Posted by: schizuki at November 16, 2010 06:52 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2010 10:50 PM (rgL27)
She's a fine girl, too.
Posted by: Looking Glass (the band, not the Moron) at November 16, 2010 06:53 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at November 16, 2010 10:52 PM (8uDC
Eh, probably not until 25.
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 06:53 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 16, 2010 06:53 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2010 06:54 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: justin cord at November 16, 2010 06:54 PM (O20xS)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at November 16, 2010 06:54 PM (HjxoE)
His charm wore off a few days ago when he went on Colbert and substituted "Fox News" for "Fuck you" and swapped out a few versus for bullshit about the rich getting richer, blah, blah, blah...
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 06:55 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 06:55 PM (N/tws)
Its the intent that makes the insult, not the effectiveness.
Posted by: OldcatI hear ya Olcat, libtards are all about the insult part. I was in the crotch in 68-72 I heard all the insults...
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 06:56 PM (RTJjI)
Well, I have the History Channel on right now watching the last days of WWII. Is that better?
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 10:50 PM (OWjjx)
Nice save brah. Mancard in check. Rum weeps.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 16, 2010 06:56 PM (AZWim)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2010 06:57 PM (FcR7P)
He'd lose. Vermont, like many other hard-blue states, likes to elect Republican governors to keep things from getting too badly fucked up, but will never put Republicans in federal office.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 06:57 PM (eCMw5)
Good evening. IÂ’m going to try and catch up to the thread but you guys are speedy tonight.
Posted by: ParanoidNotSoMuchInSeattle at November 16, 2010 06:57 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: justin cord at November 16, 2010 10:54 PM
Of course Fox will shitcan a Joss Whedon show with his guaranteed young fan base. This is the network that will not only keep but expand on the complete dreck that Seth McFarlane's bowel movements put out
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 06:58 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 06:58 PM (NITzp)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 16, 2010 06:58 PM (eCMw5)
If I get a chance, I'll get Paula Deen screeching swear words and cackling on my phone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 06:59 PM (UOM48)
I'm sure he's a pauper.
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 07:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at November 16, 2010 07:00 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 16, 2010 07:00 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 16, 2010 10:58 PM (eCMw5)
You know shit about boats.
Sing a fucking song or something.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 07:01 PM (xvYOH)
Posted by: The Gimp at November 16, 2010 07:02 PM (SwkdU)
I liked Wild West Tech and Mail Call.
Now all they need is wrestlin' and they're as hopeless as 'SyFy.'
Posted by: nickless at November 16, 2010 07:03 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 07:03 PM (0Ui1v)
Of course Fox will shitcan a Joss Whedon show with his guaranteed young fan base. This is the network that will not only keep but expand on the complete dreck that Seth McFarlane's bowel movements put out
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 10:58 PM (vdfwz)
Don't forget running the Simpsons into the ground to the point that the show is no longer relevant or funny.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:03 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 07:04 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 07:04 PM (0Ui1v)
Douglas was smarter than they were. Not a single Democrat seat fell in 2006 (to my knowledge, the only time in the history of American politics this has ever happened), and Vermont sure as hell wasn't going to be the exception.
In an open-seat situation, yes, Douglas might very well have a chance. But he'd be the underdog. Vermont is just too blue. Even Brian Dubie had commanding polling leads for governor earlier this year.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 07:05 PM (eCMw5)
And what third world hell on earth has roads like that?? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 07:06 PM (NITzp)
She might have the most disproportionately longest legs I've ever seen. Oh, and she hasn't made hanky-panky in a while.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:06 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 10:58 PM
Coming soon! Ice Road Truckers of the Siege of Leningrad!
Posted by: The Ice Road Truckers History Channel at November 16, 2010 07:06 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:05 PM (UOM4
Any with hills or mountains. There are a lot of interesting roads in this country too if you go looking for them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:08 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:08 PM (UOM48)
But Ingraham and Olby? Nooooo! Now she's dirty to me.
What's with our women letting themselves be violated by slimy lib douchebags? I'm fuckin' embarrassed.
We wingnut males demand revenge. Maybe Dick Cheney and John Bolton can spitroast Kirsten Powers.
Posted by: schizuki at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 11:06 PM (NITzp)
yes I TIVO by subject and have little idea what channel stuff is on.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (CN+Qv)
And the post is ragging on her for it? It's better to be a slut than abstain unless you're in a relationship?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (NITzp)
And what third world hell on earth has roads like that?? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:05 PM (UOM4
I watched that this morning. No way in Hell I'd do that. I'm scared of heights enough as it is, no fucking way I'd do that.
That chick and the blue dude are badass.
No fucking way.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (xvYOH)
And what third world hell on earth has roads like that?? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:05 PM
India, Bolivia, Chile ...
Posted by: The Ice Road Truckers History Channel at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:08 PM (UOM4
Yes it is Jane.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:09 PM (CN+Qv)
Other news (which I'm sure you've all seen) is that Prince William proposed to Kate (now Catherine), and the British papers each have 5-10 articles discussing how lovely it will be. Funniest thing is watching the republicans and royalists fight each other in the comments.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, late as usual at November 16, 2010 07:10 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The Ice Road Truckers History Channel at November 16, 2010 11:06 PM (vdfwz)
I'd watch that show.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:11 PM (CN+Qv)
I know when my boat is taking on water too. Didn't have nearly enough putty
Posted by: Thomas Andrews at November 16, 2010 07:11 PM (vdfwz)
Wish he could slap some sense into a few libs I know. And when I say slap, I mean with a two-by-four.
Gently, of course.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 11:07 PM (OWjjx)
Nat Geo I believe.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:11 PM (oVQFe)
And what third world hell on earth has roads like that?? Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:05 PM
The chick driver on IRT World's Most Dangerous Roads? I'd hit it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 07:12 PM (vdfwz)
Boy, the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then, girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong. Those Were The Days.
Calvin Coolidge for Pres!
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 16, 2010 07:13 PM (DxTuI)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 11:13 PM (OWjjx)
"You can't watch it until you are old enought to not want to."
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:14 PM (CN+Qv)
I for one am happy Prince William is engaged. Though I hope thereÂ’s no curse on his momÂ’s engagement ring since thatÂ’s the ring he gave Kate. Seriously, although that ring is lovely, doesnÂ’t he remember how his parentÂ’s marriage turned out? With Prince Charles hoping to be Camilla's tampon bomb, thatÂ’s how.
Posted by: ParanoidNotSoMuchInSeattle at November 16, 2010 07:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 07:14 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:16 PM (oVQFe)
I was thinking the same thing. Not even just that they got divorced, but the whole Diana was killed thing.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:16 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:17 PM (CN+Qv)
Uhhh, NO.
They are focused on getting their quota of additional screenings each day with minimal fuss.
Dat was a period back there.
Posted by: Druid at November 16, 2010 07:18 PM (adCDx)
A Muslim woman gives birth by C-section. The surgeon implants a bomb into the space vacated by the baby and sews her up. She goes home and heals up for six weeks or so. Then she gives the baby to her mother or sister and heads to the airport.
Depending on the detonator tech, how would anyone ever find that at the airport screening?
Posted by: stuiec at November 16, 2010 07:18 PM (chhYn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:05 PM
We do. Moki Dugway, Utah.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 07:18 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 11:16 PM (YxBuk)
If it takes a curse to get killed when you drive 120 Mph in a city while drunk, then we have a lot of curses affecting high schoolers here in the states.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Yeah! He looks like it doesn't he? (sarc)
Here it is. The interview starts at about 13:45 but the Fox News stuff starts about 17:05 and it suggested by Colbert.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:19 PM (JItMh)
I think he's much more careful than his father and she's more grounded than his mother. The British press is still going gaga about how unfair it was to keep everyone waiting for 8yrs ( "Waity Katie" ), but I think it shows that Prince William is trying not to repeat his father's mistakes. Kate is also a commoner with some royal blood, so he was allowed to choose his own bride. The Queen looked happy and not irritated, so I think it's a good sign. Could be wrong, but they seem to have better chances.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 07:19 PM (yfJ6g)
My gut tells be Kate Middleton is waaaaay more grounded and smart than poor Diana.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Thomas Andrews at November 16, 2010 11:11 PM (vdfwz)
...........
didnt say i had enought putty. one day i used all the putty and a half a bag of plastic lizards to stop a leak. it was the Moron thing todo at the time........
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 07:20 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 16, 2010 11:13 PM (DxTuI)
By the way, Carrol O'Connor and Jean Stapleton wrote that theme song, as I recall.
Posted by: stuiec at November 16, 2010 07:21 PM (chhYn)
Washington Post Sex Study
Yeah well that's from the Kinsey 'We're all Gay in a Way!' Institute. I don't take much stock in anything they say.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:23 PM (N/tws)
Grandpa Mallamutt: "Prince Charles....that geek must of been dropped on his head as an infant."
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 11:17 PM (OWjjx)
Queen Vicky had similar probems with her kid. Prince of Wales isn't a job, its waiting for you mom to die. They really need to find something for him to do, like run the Falklands or something.
The dynasty before used to spend their time having violent fueds with their dad. All the Hannoverian Georges hated their sons, and often enough England found out they were right.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:23 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: cthulhu at November 16, 2010 07:23 PM (kaalw)
"Prince Charles....that geek must of been dropped on his head as an infant."
I believe the word “repeatedly” needs to be added in there, but otherwise, I definitely concur.
Posted by: ParanoidNotSoMuchInSeattle at November 16, 2010 07:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Picture me breaking up over various "issues" a few days later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:24 PM (UOM48)
I didn't think they were making fun of it. They seemed to like her, it was themselves that they were poking sticks at.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:25 PM (JItMh)
I think he's much more careful than his father and she's more grounded than his mother.
True. Still, I think I wouldÂ’ve chosen a different ring, but that was very frugal of him I guess. Maybe it has happy memories for him of his mother. I donÂ’t know, I think if my mother died tragically seeing her ring every day on my spouse would get to me. But, IÂ’m not British so what do I know.
Posted by: ParanoidNotSoMuchInSeattle at November 16, 2010 07:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Will Folks at November 16, 2010 07:27 PM (jzOkH)
And "Life After People" - dealing with the history of the world after Human civilization ceased to exist.
Actually, that show was kind of interesting. But not an hour worth. Maybe 30 minutes....top.
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 16, 2010 11:18 PM (OWjjx)
Interesting is a separate point. "Does it belong on the History Channel" is the bigger point. I find Ancient Aliens interesting too, just to hear their stupid arguments and when they occasionally had real historians on to say their theories are a load of shit. My favorite is when they show the Egyptian toy and it has wings and they claim that its obviously based on an alien craft that actually flew during the times of ancient Egypt. I'm just sitting there looking at it thinking, "gee that looks an awful lot like a bird"
I once explained the show to my friends that if in 10,000 years people discovered kids stuff animals and actually believed that creatures that looked just like them actually existed in our time.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:27 PM (oVQFe)
So...the Crown didn't try to kill her? *tinfoil hat on*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:29 PM (YxBuk)
Other news (which I'm sure you've all seen) is that Prince William proposed to Kate (now Catherine), and the British papers each have 5-10 articles discussing how lovely it will be. Funniest thing is watching the republicans and royalists fight each other in the comments.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, late as usual at November 16, 2010 11:10 PM (yfJ6g)
--[awaits unleashing of shorpy.com archive from the 20's]
Posted by: Looking Glass (the band, not the Moron) at November 16, 2010 07:29 PM (BP6Z1)
Which is too bad. Cause the History Channel used to have some great shows. I really like their Conspiracy theory which did a good job of debunking a lot of the carzy theories that are associated with such events as Kennedy's Assassination, Lincoln's assassination and 9-11.
I liked their expose on Secret Nazi Vibrators of WW II.
Werner Von Braun's V-4 Bunny was interesting, but it was fueled by ersatz synthetic gasoline. Actually, a little known fact concerning the V-4 Bunny , the Fischer-Tropsch process was invented to fuel that dildo because the the Germans couldn't reach the Caucaus oil fields to supply enough dildo fuel to the women of germany.
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 07:29 PM (DKV43)
That's what I was really getting at, not the conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:29 PM (YxBuk)
I know couples who have taken rings given to them by family and had them dismantled and made into something completely new.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:30 PM (UOM48)
In a nation that still HAS royals, pomp and circumstance are required. Besides, wouldn't they be blowing all that money on services that employee people? Folks like caterers and drivers and florists and hotel staff could probably do with a bit of royal dough right about now.
It only happens such as this about once every twenty years or so... A big event it must be!
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:31 PM (JItMh)
So we can't picture you as sort of bi-lesbian in a way?
I took that test one a long time ago. I think it said 30%. So in reality that translates to about 3%. Sorry to disappoint!
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:31 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:32 PM (YxBuk)
So...the Crown didn't try to kill her? *tinfoil hat on*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 11:29 PM (YxBuk)
They're also the ones actually behind 9/11 you know. They are our oldest enemy. Once the Snuke up Hill-dog's Snizz goes off the Redcoats will invade us from their sailing vessels.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:32 PM (oVQFe)
hopefully they wiped the brain matter off.
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 07:32 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 11:29 PM (YxBuk)
Well the Lyndon Laurouche people would say she's too busy running the international drug trade to do it.
A normal person would probably figure that Liz would have Diana a little lower than the top of her hit list if she did that kind of thing. Like after Charles.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:33 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: jbarntt at November 16, 2010 07:33 PM (UNFot)
So is he like the Jimmy Carter of England but with less actual executive power?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:34 PM (YxBuk)
I wonder sometimes what it would be like to date a real, genuine prince
It would be horrible. You'd have no life. Every hour of every day would be blocked off and pre-scheduled.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:34 PM (N/tws)
Now that he's into his twenties, is it okay to say that I think William would be boring as hell and that I'd like to grab a handful of Harry's red hair and drag him around from room to room for a while?
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:34 PM (JItMh)
She'd have to be.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 07:35 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 07:35 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 11:32 PM (YxBuk)
You could probably read something about Grace Kelly to get an idea.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:35 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Big Mama at November 16, 2010 07:35 PM (SwkdU)
But not now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:36 PM (UOM48)
I am really really hungry for some Southern cornbread. Anyone have a recipe for me??
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 11:34 PMI made some today. The recipe is on the back of the cornmeal bag.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 07:37 PM (QgmBR)
The Royals won't last much longer. England can't afford them anymore. Kate and William will be the last monarchs. I do kinda wish Harry kills them both in some sort of a return to older style monarchical intrigue.
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 07:37 PM (DKV43)
Seriously m&m's I had Mongolian beef for dinner, and only CORNBREAD can complete the meal!!!!
Help!!!
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:37 PM (C02p4)
What I wouldn't give to see Sanders go. The sanctimonious bastard is so far to the left he won't join the Democrats. He always runs independent so he can be free of their hard-right platform.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 07:37 PM (zE1G2)
No. And, sadly, I suspect you're talking about that baked crap that comes out like cake. REAL southern cornbread is cooked in a cast iron skillet on top of the stove and weighs something akin to a brick of iridium.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:38 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 11:34 PM (YxBuk)
Well you have to wonder why she's hanging on so long and not retiring. I always figured she was going to jump over him to one of the kids.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:39 PM (CN+Qv)
His father is big on recycling.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 07:39 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 11:38 PM (JItMh)
STOVE? Ha!
Cooked over Southern Magnolia wood fire outside! You Yankee
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:40 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 07:40 PM (jp7gj)
Seriously, 'Nam, if you're lurking at all, come back. You're loved and missed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:40 PM (UOM48)
Just got back from a very grueling day on the golf course. My buddy and I were paired up with a couple of Koreans, one named Ray. So, we cracked ourselves up all day calling him Sae Ray Pak.
Anyway, we went to the buddy's parents house for dinner afterward. Nobody was there, so we turned on the TV and there it was. My buddy says, "Oh boy. Just wait until my Mom shows up."
He was right. She just about had a heart attack. What's with you chicks and royalty?
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 07:40 PM (YX6i/)
Ben. I think the Sex Pistols said it so very very well.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. 'CAUSE TOURISTS ARE MONEY!!
We need not approve of the inbred sad sad receding chin hoity toity freak show.
But ROYALTY brings in cash.
Hating Royalty is like raising TAXES on the PRODUCTIVE during a recession. It may FEEL GOOD. But is stupid POLICY.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:40 PM (C02p4)
First, I find it hard to believe a skinny bitch like the one in that vid could excrete so much, but even allowing a binge . . .
It seems uncanny that the consistency of the poo would be so . . . perfect (not too liquid, not too solid, but almost exquisitely soft-serve). I also add that never in my life have I seen dookie of that nature.
My conspiracy theory is that the poo was injected, not natural.
*SIGH*
So much fakery in this world, so little authenticity.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 07:41 PM (BP6Z1)
The Royals won't last much longer. England can't afford them anymore. Kate and William will be the last monarchs. I do kinda wish Harry kills them both in some sort of a return to older style monarchical intrigue.
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 11:37 PM (DKV43)
Nah. Without the Royals, England is Belgium.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:41 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 11:37 PM (DKV43)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Prince Dipendra at November 16, 2010 07:43 PM (BP6Z1)
I have no idea why I giggle every time I see it.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:43 PM (JItMh)
From what I've seen, William and Harry have a tendency to keep certain things that belonged to their mother and even give them as presents. Saw an article from when they went to Africa and Harry did something similar (can't remember what the object was). It's something the Queen would do more than Charles*, so maybe she encouraged that.
*The idea of momentos
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 07:43 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 07:43 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: DaveK at November 16, 2010 07:44 PM (qM8Pf)
Posted by: Ben at November 16, 2010 11:37 PM (DKV43)
Now that would boost Tourism. Heirs locked in the tower, executions.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:44 PM (CN+Qv)
What's with you chicks and royalty?
Beats me.
I remembered all the girls in my house being glued to the tv that night and I went and played beer pong w/the neighbor dudes. Way more fun. Not to be harsh, but I never understood US fascination w/her in the tabloid-y way the Brits followed her.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:44 PM (N/tws)
jmflynny. I hear that real generations old CORNBREAD RECIPES from North Carolina are like HEAVEN.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:44 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 07:45 PM (yfJ6g)
This is surprising, how? The paper is color coded so 'readers' know which section is which. Pretty much tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:46 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:46 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 07:47 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 07:47 PM (0Ui1v)
This is surprising, how? The paper is color coded so 'readers' know which section is which. Pretty much tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 11:46 PM (N/tws)
Fuck you! 
Posted by: logprof on the road at the hotel with a hangover at November 16, 2010 07:47 PM (BP6Z1)
I hate the Royals and am dreading the Royal wedding.
The only saving grace for me is knowing how much Obama and his clique hate the English Royalty. Its going to drive him nuts getting eclipsed in the media by the "oppressors" of his people. The same people who institutionalized "white privilege" and "raped" the third world.
...never mind ... Go Royals!!! I'm getting behind this wedding. I hope it drives Obama batty all summer. Kate is going to make Michelle look like a fat, whiney, ungrateful bitch.
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 07:48 PM (3DIBw)
Mmmm, Harry's pretty hot. And he's my age.
Wills, while he was good looking when he was younger, looks more and more like his father every day. The poor man's already balding!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:48 PM (YxBuk)
People will run out of those handy plastic disposable bags to scoop up their dog's poo. So, you think they will buy ziploc sandwich bags for the purpose? No, many will just ignore bag when Spot has to take a walk, ignore the poo he leaves, and abandon it on your lawn or in the park or on the street.
Thanks, L.A. City Council, for being dumber than a dog's turd.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 11:47 PM (AZGON)
LA City will have bags. Its LA County that will have turds.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:48 PM (CN+Qv)
I went and played beer pong w/the neighbor dudes. Way more fun.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 11:44 PM (N/tws)
and you people wonder why we love you............... well there you go...........
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (jp7gj)
...never mind ... Go Royals!!! I'm getting behind this wedding. I hope it drives Obama batty all summer. Kate is going to make Michelle look like a fat, whiney, ungrateful bitch.
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 11:48 PM (3DIBw)
--Go Hosers!!!!
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (BP6Z1)
Miss 80's, Maybe as the son of a British Mom, I have a different perspective, but.
The Princes' father is an abject loser. Prince Charles is a LIBTARD and "CAD" and a moron.
As for the "Princess". She was off galavanting with Dodi Fayed globally and specifically at the Ritz in Paris.
Her little boys were home in bed.
She is no heroine.
And her sons didn't get to have a Mother.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: logprof on the road at the hotel with a hangover
you have a hangover at midnight [EST]? what the hell did you do last night??
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (N/tws)
Look at our First Lady and read the glowing reviews of every piece of crap the beast wears.
Classy versus wanna be. That's Diana versus The Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 07:49 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 11:46 PM (JItMh)
Even crummy cornbread is pretty dang good
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:50 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2010 07:50 PM (L3pAv)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 07:51 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 07:51 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:51 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: logprof on the road at the hotel with a hangover
you have a hangover at midnight [EST]? what the hell did you do last night??
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 11:49 PM (N/tws)
--No, just when I'm on the road. Which I will be in two nights. 
Posted by: logprof will stay at the Marriott which has USA Today at November 16, 2010 07:51 PM (BP6Z1)
Loves him some Islam, too, and not just out of pragmatism.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 07:52 PM (A/iZj)
The monarchy equals tradition and works well in certain countries. Also doing a research project on Queen Victoria, who I'm not that fond of, but her role in building the British Empire is absolutely fascinating. The magic of royalty is also appealing to some people, though when you read about it you'll find there's nothing magical about it (sorry, George V).
As for the state of the current British monarchy, I think the British republicans are sore due to Charles poor behavior, but even they admit that a good monarch is a great thing to have. So, I'm not sure how much they really want to abolish the Crown.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 07:52 PM (yfJ6g)
...never mind ... Go Royals!!! I'm getting behind this wedding. I hope it drives Obama batty all summer. Kate is going to make Michelle look like a fat, whiney, ungrateful bitch
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 11:48 PM (3DIBw)
That French leader with the hot wife will probably be there too. And all in great clothes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:52 PM (CN+Qv)
While in Bengal to see what comfort he could offer in times of inter-communal violence in the run-up to independence, Gandhi called for his 18-year-old grandniece Manu to join him – and sleep with him. "We both may be killed by the Muslims," he told her, "and must put our purity to the ultimate test, so that we know that we are offering the purest of sacrifices, and we should now both start sleeping naked."
Fellas. I think we might just have discovered your new pickup line.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 07:52 PM (JItMh)
Look at our First Lady and read the glowing reviews of every piece of crap the beast wears.
Classy versus wanna be. That's Diana versus The Beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:49 PM (UOM4
--Diana was a skinny, short-haired breastless bird.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 07:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 07:53 PM (AZGON)
And what happened to Jim in San Diego? I was gone for a few weeks -- did I miss something?
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 07:53 PM (zE1G2)
It's like awarding the Nobel Peace Prize before.....never mind
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2010 07:53 PM (jzOkH)
Fixed.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 07:53 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 11:49 PM (AZGON)
Got a problem with that?
Posted by: Best Picture to the Arthouse movie no one outside NYC, LA or DC has seen at November 16, 2010 07:53 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 11:52 PM (A/iZj)
Probably that Lawrence of Arabia crap coming up again. Traditional English nonsense to dress like a sheik and run about.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 07:54 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 07:54 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 07:54 PM (N/tws)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 07:54 PM (UOM48)
The Princes' father is an abject loser. Prince Charles is a LIBTARD and "CAD" and a moron. [...]
I agree with all of that. If George VI was still alive, he'd be absolutely mortified by Prince Charles, and I think Queen Elizabeth is as well. Charles takes after Edward VIII, though at least David was smarter and much more cunning.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 07:55 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 11:37 PM (QgmBR)
Replace the milk with buttermilk and add an extra quarter cup of sugar.
Tastes better that way.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 07:55 PM (xvYOH)
Will they be invited? They weren't invited to the Swedish princess's wedding...
(Can't wait to see FKOTUS' hat. Bwahahaha.)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 07:56 PM (A/iZj)
They wear vintage clothes.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 07:56 PM (zE1G2)
Prince Charles is not GAY. Anymore.
He's just REALLY REALLY HAPPY.
Like Sir Elton!! Or is that LADY ELTON.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 07:56 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 07:57 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 16, 2010 11:54 PM (UOM4
--Feh. Pick your poison.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 07:57 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 11:53 PM (zE1G2)
I think I saw ace rip into him and told him to fuck off. I thought it was uncalled for, but Jim responded, "Okay - see ya."
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 07:57 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 07:57 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 11:57 PM (AZGON)
--You need to visit a cold Canadian city.
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 07:58 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2010 07:59 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:00 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 11:57 PM (AZGON)
The Volt is just another Hybrid. They lied.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:00 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:00 PM (AZGON)
Walk, bike, take the bus...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:01 PM (A/iZj)
That is, the French are good at cheese and wine, not rapid response and trauma centers.
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 11:54 PM (0Ui1v)
Yeah I had heard that too. Something about how in France their ambulances are more like mobile hospitals so they go slower and stop at traffic lights. But in America the ambulances are set up as "Keep that bastard alive while we do 120 mph to the nearest hospital. Pretty sure my younger sister is alive today because of that philosophy and my friend being the driver that got her on a long drive from the country to the hospital in 11 minutes.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2010 08:01 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:02 PM (AZGON)
Aha. I'm not too surprised. Evening, by the way!
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:02 PM (zE1G2)
Replace the milk with buttermilk and add an extra quarter cup of sugar.
Tastes better that way.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 11:55 PMI only use about half the sugar. It's cornbread, not cake. And I made it to eat with pinto beans and ham.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 08:02 PM (QgmBR)
If I remember correctly, a contributing factor to her death was that the ambulance drivers all wanted to be fucking heroes and insisted upon trying to save her themselves rather than transporting her royal ass to the hospital pronto.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:02 PM (JItMh)
Plus, even if you do have an AC outlet, you'll love your new relationship with your utility company.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:00 AM (AZGON)
Even there the current needed to charge a battery in a few hours probably takes more current than a trickle warmer needs. So you need to have an electrican do all kinds of work.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:02 PM (CN+Qv)
Exactly, oldcat. So why all the fucking absurd hype? It isn't an electric car. It's just a goddamn hybrid.
Sheesh.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:02 AM (AZGON)
--BINGO
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 08:03 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:03 PM (A/iZj)
I see your wind gust and raise you five.
Greater Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky may experience wind gusts of up to 55 mph tonight, prompting the National Weather Service to issue a wind advisory until 4 a.m.
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 08:03 PM (N/tws)
but then again, I ate $100 worth of chocolate today
Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2010 08:03 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:03 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:04 PM (zE1G2)
Sheesh.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:02 AM (AZGON)
Obama bought GM to save the Volt. If he could have bought the car from Ford for peanuts, someone might think it was a bad idea.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:04 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 08:04 PM (BP6Z1)
One of you will find this mildly interesting.
That must be remnants of the storm we had earlier this week, or at least something like it. The rain was so heavy and the clouds so think that it was dark by 4pm.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 08:05 PM (yfJ6g)
Heather? Get with the PROGRAM.
The WEE PRINCY!! Proposed to his wee Lassie.
IN KENYA.
THE LIBTARD FIX IS IN.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:05 PM (C02p4)
I guarantee you that at least one idiot will get all excited, run out and buy one, and then ask the question that you just posed. They'll no doubt run an extension cord into the yard.
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:05 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at November 16, 2010 08:06 PM (L3pAv)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:07 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:07 PM (0Ui1v)
I guarantee you that at least one idiot will get all excited, run out and buy one, and then ask the question that you just posed. They'll no doubt run an extension cord into the yard.
You buy a generator, fill it with gas, and run it all night. The car will be charged by morning.
Ummm, DUH!
Posted by: Cicero at November 16, 2010 08:08 PM (bs5fH)
Obama probably wont attend even if invited. If I had to guess:
1. He acts like Joe Cool Breeze, and refuses to have any knowledge of the wedding, even though its all over the media.
2. His sends the Prince and Princess some video games, including Madden 11.
3. He curls up in a fetal position, cradles Dream from My Father in his arms, sucks his thumb and babbles "I tried to avenge you daddy" "I tried to avenge you daddy".
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 16, 2010 08:08 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 17, 2010 12:04 AM (zE1G2)
I was just about to ask. So, is it not Seattle? Or something came up to keep you in CA?
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 08:09 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:09 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 11:54 PM (0Ui1v)
I seriously doubt that.
You can piss on French culture all you'd like but they seem to hold their own.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 08:09 PM (xvYOH)
Obama probably wont attend even if invited. If I had to guess:
Posted by: Swamp_Yankee at November 17, 2010 12:08 AM (3DIBw)
Its a VACATION. Of course he will go.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:09 PM (CN+Qv)
I'm not much of a baker. If it isn't on the bag, it isn't going in the cornbread.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 08:09 PM (QgmBR)
M'Chell better get started on her hat now if she wants to upstage everyone with its awfulness; they don't play over there.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:10 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 17, 2010 12:10 AM (A/iZj)
They did, then found out that watching lions without tourists isnt nearly as lucrative as watching them with tourists.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (CN+Qv)
LMAO!
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (JItMh)
So this VOLT. Where does the ELECTRITY. Errrrrrrrrrrrr VOLTAGE..........come from?
As I recall. Under O'Dimwit's plan of CAP and TRADE...........ELECTRICITY RATES will NECESSARILY SKYROCKET!!!!
Where does ELECTRICITY COME FROM MOMMY???
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (C02p4)
M'Chell better get started on her hat now if she wants to upstage everyone with its awfulness; they don't play over there.
It better be a big frakkin' hat if it's going to camouflage that big fat ass.
Posted by: Cicero at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (bs5fH)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:12 PM (0Ui1v)
Unless it's August, then they're on holiday.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:13 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:13 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 17, 2010 12:10 AM
Maybe she can just get a jeweled boob belt, instead.
Posted by: huerfano at November 16, 2010 08:13 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:14 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:13 AM (AZGON)
it's nothing when you also read DU and freeper country
Posted by: The Dude at November 16, 2010 08:15 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:15 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 16, 2010 08:16 PM (G5WHn)
Posted by: eman at November 17, 2010 12:14 AM (0Ui1v)
You need a socket for their little tails first.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:16 PM (CN+Qv)
This is surprising, how? The paper is color coded so 'readers' know which section is which. Pretty much tells you all you need to know.
I have some fond memories of that paper.... used it as the focal point of my 6th grade social studies project on newspapers. Built a big triptych (sp?), put together lots of charts and diagrams, compared and contrasted USA Today with conventional papers, etc.
Yes, I thought USA Today was a great idea, the apotheosis of the newspaper industry. I was also eleven years old.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 08:16 PM (eCMw5)
Heather. It's all about Kenya now. Something about Bilderbergers.
Pay homage to Kenya. Join the club.
Winston Churchill got punked by Opie.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:16 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: laceyunderalls as roxie hart at November 16, 2010 08:16 PM (N/tws)
How dare you question us you peasant! We're the EXPERTS, and if we say the car is the greatest piece of automotive engineering ever, it'll run on the plug in your wall that makes the electricity
Now if you'll excuse us, that's not an oil stain on our shirts
Posted by: Motor Trend at November 16, 2010 08:17 PM (vdfwz)
How many gerbils does it take to recharge a Chevy Volt?
How does that work? You put em up the tailpipe?
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 16, 2010 08:17 PM (bs5fH)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 17, 2010 12:16 AM (G5WHn)
Hey, leave cats out of it. They like warming.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:17 PM (CN+Qv)
I was coming down from an acid trip. Perfect timing.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 08:18 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:18 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:19 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 16, 2010 08:19 PM (yfJ6g)
579 Um, what are people going to do with the Volt if they live in multi-unit dwellings .
check out the pic of Neil Young on Drudge about his warehouse catching on fire because of his homemade Volt.......... 1.1 million damage......... mostly gutiars...........
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 08:20 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: jmflynny at November 17, 2010 12:19 AM (JItMh)
You could probably start by taking regular mix and dumping in a quarter cup or so of meal. Adjust from there.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:21 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:22 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 17, 2010 12:13 AM (A/iZj)
That's what happens when the gubmint goes Commie.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 08:22 PM (40qaJ)
Posted by: your average Clownifornian at November 16, 2010 08:24 PM (AZGON)
That was supposed to expire this year for us. I think they extended it. I thought about just getting a sticker and slapping it on my car. Most people aren't car savvy enough to know if a car is a hybrid or not if it's not a Prius.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:24 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 17, 2010 12:23 AM (uCjoj)
But it is high occupancy - the driver and his enormous swollen ego.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:25 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:26 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 17, 2010 12:26 AM (zE1G2)
Better read it - everyone has some size.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:27 PM (CN+Qv)
Maet - great post. Been smoking, drinking . . . and writing a whole bunch so not much posto for me lately.
Right now listening to newly rediscovered Altantic Rhythm Section.
Posted by: journolist at November 16, 2010 08:27 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:27 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:28 PM (AZGON)
608 No, but that Nissan commercial with the polar bear on a small piece of ice that was clearly based on the long ago debunked picture just like it that was used for global warming fear mongering makes me want to kick a kitteh.
The NISSAN LEAF!!!!! It runs on HOPE and CHANGE!!!
It has SAVED THE POLAR BEAR!!!!
WHERE DOES IT GET IT'S ELECTRICITY???
I will never ever ever ever buy a product that attempts to BULLSHIT me.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:28 PM (C02p4)
Something came up to keep me in Cali for now.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:28 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:29 PM (0Ui1v)
Pea soup and johnny cake (corn bread can be a cake) makes a frenchmans tummy ache.... I harts the hell out of pea soup. Only 45knot winds here, and the volt sucks ass just like the obozo that saved it.
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 08:29 PM (gMIJf)
Just get a mannequin for the passenger seat.
"No, officer, I'm not trying to scam use of the HOV lane, she's my date. Didn't you see Lars and the Real Doll?"
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:29 PM (A/iZj)
You yobbish Yanks may hate me, but you know I'm right
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at November 16, 2010 08:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 17, 2010 12:18 AM (eCMw5) ......
stories we could tell........... kids today dont know what the good drugs were. but i couldnt handle it now either.
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 08:29 PM (jp7gj)
You know whats worse? Living 20 minutes from it and have to deal with those pretend italians that go down there with their little pos jap cars with the fart cannon mufflers.
Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2010 08:30 PM (gWHrG)
Honestly, if I didn't think the CHP would nail me I would do that in a heartbeat. What the fuck, half the cars in the diamond lane have one person anyway and are NOT hybrid-stickered.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:28 AM (AZGON)
If they don't have two in the car, they can't go in the lane after you.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:30 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:31 PM (AZGON)
"No, officer, I'm not trying to scam use of the HOV lane, she's my date. Didn't you see Lars and the Real Doll?"
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 17, 2010 12:29 AM (A/iZj)
If youre a woman, say you are three months pregnat. That works, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:31 PM (CN+Qv)
I see them weave in and out of the carpool lane regardless of the double (and sometimes quadruple) yellow lines.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:32 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:32 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 16, 2010 08:33 PM (9cflz)
Nope, because the fetus has to be strapped in, too. Apparently the mother being strapped in and the fetus within her doesn't count.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:33 PM (YxBuk)
Honestly, if I didn't think the CHP would nail me I would do that in a heartbeat. What the fuck, half the cars in the diamond lane have one person anyway and are NOT hybrid-stickered. Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:28 AM
Want them to move over? Put on a sticker that says "M-13 Ride"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at November 17, 2010 12:12 AM
I've finally figured out there are no exits. Eventually, I guess, I'll figure out why.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (zE1G2)
As a guitar player/horder/builder I wept for the guitars, then I laughed my fucking ass off.
Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 17, 2010 12:33 AM (YxBuk)
Get some cute little straps for the tummy.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (CN+Qv)
There are few things that will make me go off my rocker like someone cruising in the left lane.
I.will.lose.my.mind!
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:34 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:35 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2010 08:35 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:35 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:35 PM (0Ui1v)
Maybe you could get one to pedal all night and charge up your Volt.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:36 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:36 PM (AZGON)
http://nash2o.moontoast.com/
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:36 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: Princess Diana at November 16, 2010 08:36 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:37 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:37 PM (0Ui1v)
Shhh. If they're busy frothing over something that trivial, they're not wrecking the National Mall or spray-painting Obama's face on everything, or filling out fake voter registrations, etc etc.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 08:37 PM (A/iZj)
You yobbish Yanks may hate me, but you know I'm right
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at November 17, 2010 12:29 AM (vdfwz)
I'm not sure what that means but I think he likes pancakes and fried potatos.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 08:38 PM (40qaJ)
Posted by: Berserker at November 17, 2010 12:30 AM
Back when I went to the Jersey Shore, the guidos drove mainly IROC's
There was a joke back then about what the IROC letters stood for ..
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 08:38 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:38 PM (AZGON)
Berserker. I LOVE guitars. I play every single day of my life.
I own 22 guitars. They are like pets to me. I have them insured.
If they burned, I could go search for new pets. But it would hurt like hell emotionally.
Neil Young is beyond LIBTARDISH. He doesn't get much sympathy from me. His LIB-LIKE-RELIGIOUS-OBSESSION with all things PC. DEVOURED HIS OWN GUITARS.
Neil Young is a walking talking singing, CONSUMING, GIGANTIC, CARBON FOOT PRINT.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:39 PM (C02p4)
I think they think they're not considered "slower traffic."
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:39 PM (YxBuk)
The TSA is already doing that.
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:38 AM (AZGON)
The downside is that you get by the diamond lane cops, only to be arrested when you go into a store on a hot day leaving the baby in the car.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:40 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 08:40 PM (vdfwz)
I wept for the guitars, then I laughed my fucking ass off.
Posted by: Berserker at November 17, 2010 12:34 AM (gWHrG)
yeah me to.
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 08:40 PM (jp7gj)
There was a joke back then about what the IROC letters stood for ..""
Yeah, Italian Retard Out Cruisng. lol (I'm full Italian, I can say that)
I drove big block Road Runners though
Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2010 08:40 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:40 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2010 12:40 AM (vdfwz)
We are morons. Even plastic girls don't date us.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:41 PM (CN+Qv)
A southern man don't need him around anyhow"
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:41 PM (JItMh)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:41 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Princess Diana
Should we not be asking you?
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at November 16, 2010 08:42 PM (9KrgX)
2 THINGS I am completely YOBBISH over!!!!
Dancing with CELEBRETARDS.
and.
ROYAL WEDDINGS!!!
Your move mate.
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:42 PM (C02p4)
Should we not be asking you?
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at November 17, 2010 12:42 AM (9KrgX)
She would be the driving dead.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:43 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:43 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:36 AM
Oh, like that scene in the Blair Witch project. Say -- how does this Clownifornia thing end?
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:45 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 17, 2010 12:39 AM (YxBuk)
They couldn't be more wrong.
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 08:46 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: eman at November 17, 2010 12:43 AM
Better still, your lap.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:46 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 08:47 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 08:47 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: eman at November 16, 2010 08:47 PM (0Ui1v)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:48 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at November 16, 2010 08:48 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at November 16, 2010 08:49 PM (c3oPV)
Vegas. Pay attention.
Prince Williams Wedding Party.
It will include which of the following.
SEAL?
David Beckham.
Bono and or The Edge.
The dude from Cold Play (Martin) or Gwyneth Paltrow and Apple?
And the odds on favorite. Be it Groomsman or Bridesmaid!!! Elton John?
One of the Gallagher has been brothers.
Madonna!!!
The Dude from Bush who is bi and married to Gwen Stefani!!!
Posted by: gus at November 16, 2010 08:50 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at November 17, 2010 12:48 AM (eCMw5)
And if they were willing, we'd be too shy to ask them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:50 PM (CN+Qv)
Does she, too, stare at them through their rearview mirror while flashing the international sign for "Are you fucking stupid?!"
Posted by: jmflynny at November 16, 2010 08:51 PM (JItMh)
My favorite is when it's a two lane street and two cars are going exactly the same speed right next to each other so you can't pass.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:51 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 08:52 PM (AZGON)
Gavin Rossdale is bi? I don't believe that.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 16, 2010 08:52 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 08:52 PM (YX6i/)
Not willingly, anyway.
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at November 17, 2010 12:48 AM
See? My Suzy would never even look at another guy
Posted by: palin steele at November 16, 2010 08:54 PM (vdfwz)
My favorite is when it's a two lane street and two cars are going exactly the same speed right next to each other so you can't pass.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 17, 2010 12:51 AM (YxBuk)
Make. It. Stop. *twitches*
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 08:54 PM (YX6i/)
Not willingly, anyway.
Ain't that the truth, ya gots to shell out good money to buy them...
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 08:56 PM (fIUUL)
Posted by: Editor at November 17, 2010 12:52 AM (YX6i/)
If thats a compliment, thanks
If its not, thanks.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 08:57 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Funeral Guy at November 16, 2010 08:57 PM (NNLlw)
wanna bet PS? Psssst Suzi wanna make a 100bucks?????
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 08:59 PM (fIUUL)
If they burned, I could go search for new pets.
You piss me off to no end, Gus.
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 09:00 PM (40qaJ)
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 09:01 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 17, 2010 12:48 AM
I love referendums. They're the one good thing about California government. Well, there's one other good thing -- recalls.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 16, 2010 09:01 PM (zE1G2)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at November 16, 2010 09:02 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 09:05 PM (AZGON)
2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser
2000 Lincoln LS
1997 Chevrolet Malibu
1996 Dodge Caravan
1995 Chrysler Cirrus
1993 Ford Probe GT
1992 Cadillac Seville Touring Sedan
1991 Chevrolet CapriceClassic LTZ
1990 Lincoln Town Car
1989 Ford Thunderbird SC
1988 Pontiac Grand Prix
1987 Ford Thunderbird
1986 Ford Taurus LX
1983 American Motors Renault Alliance
1981 Chrysler K-cars, Dodge Aries/Plymouth Reliant
1978 Chrysler, Dodge Omni /Plymouth Horizon
1976 Chrysler, Dodge Aspen/Plymouth Volare
1975 Chevrolet Monza 2+2 V-8
1974 Ford Mustang II
1973 Chevrolet
1972 Citroen SM
1971 Chevrolet Vega
1966 Oldsmobile Toronado
1963 American Motors Rambler
1960 Chevrolet Corvair
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 09:05 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 09:06 PM (40qaJ)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at November 16, 2010 09:07 PM (eCMw5)
The Morons want Replica Hybrids dumb ass, don't you read the post before posting... sheeezzzzum
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:07 PM (fIUUL)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:09 PM (eCMw5)
If you bet the buyer that it would be in the junkyard inside of 20,000 miles, you stood a great chance of winning
The Volare was a total joke too
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 09:09 PM (vdfwz)
Drinking, smoking, driving, bobbing their hair, showing their ankles, graduating from college.
I warned them all what would happen if women were allowed to vote.
Posted by: Aaron at November 16, 2010 09:10 PM (XUIJ5)
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll
Ahhha cumon the other Morons will vouch for me (won't cha?? please this is real blowup doll)
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:11 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2010 12:51 AM (vdfwz) ...........
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 09:11 PM (jp7gj)
Ol' Boob Belt will never know what hit her.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 09:11 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: Editor at November 17, 2010 01:01 AM (YX6i/)
So, what's your wifes phone number?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 09:11 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 17, 2010 01:09 AM
Stay away from my girl, I'm warning you!
Posted by: palin steele at November 16, 2010 09:11 PM (vdfwz)
Sorry mate, needed some carbon companion to keep my bicycle seat warm,
.As for the pump, well, even bicycle tires get flat after they've been stored in your garage for 2 years...
Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at November 16, 2010 09:12 PM (c0A3e)
Heh, my parents had one of these. They had to evacuate it in the middle of the street one day when the engine suddenly caught fire.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:12 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2010 01:09 AM (vdfwz)
Well at least it rolled off the line. Which is more than the Volt has.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 16, 2010 09:13 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: palin steele at November 17, 2010 01:11 AM (vdfwz)
Fuck YOU pal; she's been faithful to me for years now.
If only I knew where she goes late at night....
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:13 PM (eCMw5)
Wait, where's Suzy? And where the hell is my bicycle pump?!
Wait! You're putting too much pressure on her.
Should be 36 psi, max.
Posted by: Cicero at November 16, 2010 09:14 PM (bs5fH)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 09:14 PM (A/iZj)
FUNNEH, now.
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 09:14 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2010 12:51 AM (vdfwz) ...........
i'll see you that and raise you this.
Posted by: Racefan at November 17, 2010 01:11 AMI call your Walk and raise you 49
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 09:14 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 17, 2010 01:11 AM (1rflU)
That's what I like about her. At last, a woman who's up front about it.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:15 PM (eCMw5)
*cough*
Posted by: Cimarron at November 16, 2010 09:15 PM (bs5fH)
Forget it upchuckie, I all ready lured Suz away from Psteel....And loose that hideous mule tale you wear on your knoggen....
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:16 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: George Orwell at November 16, 2010 09:16 PM (AZGON)
Got a closet full of them. What kind of heartless bastard do you take me for?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:17 PM (eCMw5)
Heh, my parents had one of these. They had to evacuate it in the middle of the street one day when the engine suddenly caught fire.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 17, 2010 01:12 AM
Happened to me with the Jon Voight Car. That damned Lloyd Braun!
Posted by: George Costanza at November 16, 2010 09:17 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Cheesecakecrush at November 16, 2010 09:17 PM (//GG+)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 09:18 PM (A/iZj)
I think it's new news after 400..... Your safe
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:19 PM (x/o+b)
Heh, my parents had one of these. They had to evacuate it in the middle of the street one day when the engine suddenly caught fire.
Weren't the K-cars a favored target of The Red Green show?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 16, 2010 09:20 PM (c0A3e)
The Vega leaked every liquid put into it. The coolant usually ran out before the gas in the tank, most often through the cylinder head, or almost as often through the engine block
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 09:22 PM (vdfwz)
Wait, wrong magazine.
Tiger Beat had a whole issue devoted to "the dreamy littlest Nazi" Josef Goebbels.
Posted by: Cicero at November 16, 2010 09:23 PM (bs5fH)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 17, 2010 01:11 AM (1rflU)
Is there a "group" I can attend?
Posted by: Editor at November 16, 2010 09:24 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2010 01:14 AM (vdfwz) .
ok you got me on that one.
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 09:24 PM (jp7gj)
Posted by: zombie Louis Chevrolet, weeping in shame at November 16, 2010 09:24 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2010 09:25 PM (vdfwz)
Red Green goodies... funny shit. I miss that show
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:26 PM (x/o+b)
"We like the K-car for it's combination of availability, cost, and a sense of revenge."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 16, 2010 09:27 PM (A/iZj)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 09:32 PM (jp7gj)
"We don't have the hot water tanks, but the beauty of a K-Car is, it's not hard to get some kinda hot fluid leaking somewhere...."
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 16, 2010 09:33 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Editor
Well I don't have them on my channel flicker thingie (out of spite) but I may to watch Red
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:33 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: ErikW at November 16, 2010 09:44 PM (40qaJ)
Posted by: Racefan at November 16, 2010 09:46 PM (jp7gj)
One more reason not to buy a TV I wager.
Posted by: TehSchlip at November 16, 2010 09:46 PM (3y/0c)
Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2010 10:19 PM (BP6Z1)
I think you know the rules.
JPGs are ok, but I think we really need an mp3 here...Tits or GTFO.
Posted by: TehSchlip at November 16, 2010 09:48 PM (3y/0c)
Tits or GTFO.
Posted by: TehSchlip
Dam straight,, this is after hours ONT no holds bared or bare titties bared or something like that what ever...
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 09:50 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: Jaegermeister at November 16, 2010 09:55 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 10:25 PM (SwkdU)
As you wish.
Posted by: HeatherRadish
Titties I say not TiTs, although on second thought teh Great Tit was looking pretty hawt.......
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 10:28 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at November 16, 2010 10:30 PM (eCMw5)
Is it a picture of a pretty birdie? Posted by: fluffy
took a while for mine to load, yes it's birdies of the tit feather that flock together
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 10:30 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 10:34 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 16, 2010 10:39 PM (oNtvH)
Posted by: some patchouli stinkin' hippie at November 16, 2010 10:44 PM (SwkdU)
When they finally couldn't stand wearing thicker and thicker cloths to keep the stink in?
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 10:48 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: fluffy needs a hot shower at November 16, 2010 10:49 PM (SwkdU)
scope out the tits at the feeder and maybe you can get by with a cold shower...
be green for crimmie sake....
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 10:53 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 11:00 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 16, 2010 11:01 PM (oNtvH)
Posted by: rdbrewer at November 17, 2010 02:39 AM (2Sfpk)
Yes, she's not wearing her seatbelt, but it does appear that her airbags are fully inflated, so she'll be okay ...
Posted by: A tufted titmouse at November 16, 2010 11:03 PM (yRrAd)
Only if you run the two stroke gas with 2times the oil required....
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 11:06 PM (x/o+b)
Posted by: A tufted titmouse at November 17, 2010 03:03 AM
Hah!
Posted by: rdbrewer at November 16, 2010 11:07 PM (2Sfpk)
Is mulching my leaves with a gas powered mower 'green'?
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2010 03:00 AM (SwkdU)
Why, yes, yes it is, especially if you gather the mower-mulched leaves into a pile, douse it with gasoline and set it on fire. Double points if you spit roast a unicorn in the flames. Rites of fall and all that ...
Posted by: Lumpy Brannam at November 16, 2010 11:07 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Robert Fripp at November 16, 2010 11:08 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Lumpy Brannam at November 17, 2010 03:07 AM (yRrAd)
I forgot that I've passed on ... didn't mean to startle anybody
Posted by: Zombie Lumpy Brannam at November 16, 2010 11:12 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: fluffy doesn't need any more stinkin' leaves at November 16, 2010 11:12 PM (SwkdU)
I forgot that I've passed on ... didn't mean to startle anybody
Can't startle what ain't here....
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 16, 2010 11:14 PM (x/o+b)
Ok, I get the hippie thing....looking at the Woodstock movie makes me glad that Smell-O-Vison hasn't been invented yet.....
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at November 17, 2010 03:01 AM (oNtvH)
Okay, pitch this idea to Hollywood ... a fast-acting plague wipes out the audience at a concert staged by Jerry Garcia and his band, but they return as zombies and experience all sorts of madcap adventures in The Walking Dead Heads
Posted by: Yes, Hollywood desparately needs new ideas at November 16, 2010 11:17 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 11:17 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Berserker at November 16, 2010 11:18 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 11:23 PM (SwkdU)
Show me a museum of crap then get back to me....
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 16, 2010 11:26 PM (L+43A)
Hey, you did a stint with Fred Waring and his Pennsylvanians. Mrs fluffy has fond Christmas memories of Fred's music.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2010 03:17 AM (SwkdU)
That is true, but I have returned to fulfill my destiny in the economy of the future as Mr. Green Jeans. I'm holding out for a 7-figure PSA gig 'cause my q score would surpass those of Iron Eyes Cody, Woodsy the Owl, Smokey the Bear and McGruff the Crime Dog all combined.
Posted by: Zombie Lumpy Brannum at November 16, 2010 11:29 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 11:29 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 11:30 PM (oj52M)
come on now fluff, this guy is a sicko, post an ad on kos they like that sort of stuff...Not for Moronettes...
Posted by: beanervt at November 16, 2010 11:30 PM (L+43A)
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 16, 2010 11:32 PM (oj52M)
We're all adults here, hopefully. Menstruation isn't any more disgusting than the other bodily functions we don't discuss in polite company. So what's wrong with having a museum dedicated to the subject?
Posted by: sickinmass at November 17, 2010 03:19 AM (1rflU)
That's okay, but the line of bad taste will be crossed if a museum dedicated to mensuration is founded. After all, we must enforce community codes of conduct and unchecked mensuration is unbounded hedonism.
Posted by: some moron at November 16, 2010 11:34 PM (yRrAd)
Where is Kratos's decadent posts anyway?
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 17, 2010 03:32 AM (oj52M)
I hear he's out looking to buy a boat, viz.: But you see, I have a rich friend, who is rather crazy, and he was basically trying to decide what to blow his money on next.
Posted by: yanker of chains at November 16, 2010 11:39 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: fluffy at November 16, 2010 11:41 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Red Wings at November 16, 2010 11:43 PM (oj52M)
Posted by: Norman Bates at November 16, 2010 11:45 PM (SwkdU)
Way ahead of you!
Posted by: Dr. Seth Brundle at November 16, 2010 11:46 PM (eCMw5)
For example, whenever some unfortunate whale gets beached on any of Iceland's 3,000 miles of coastline, you bet your balls that Sigurdur Hjartarson will be there with his axe to obtain the monster's you-know-what.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 17, 2010 03:43 AM (1rflU)
As I see it, the only party with balls on the line in that situation is the late lamented whale.
Posted by: Sigurdur Hjartarson, yanker of balls at November 16, 2010 11:52 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Pat Caddell at November 16, 2010 11:57 PM (eCMw5)
Posted by: Pat Caddell's Dick at November 17, 2010 12:05 AM (oj52M)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2010 12:05 AM (SwkdU)
Ah ha, that's why I never see freaks around...Wondered where they all were..
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:12 AM (FObjg)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2010 12:18 AM (SwkdU)
Hey sicks one of the freaks now...
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:21 AM (DlmO0)
http://tinyurl.com/2ve88r3
Ohs nose, more leftarded revolution being spewed by none other then the mouthpeice for G E (now known as green ecotards)Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:39 AM (e0Sq8)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2010 12:41 AM (SwkdU)
Happy? Fluffy?!
Posted by: sickinmass
heheee you'd probably win that bet 99 outa 100 times... even if they miss on the first shot that suckas going down...
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:45 AM (e0Sq8)
"betting my ass" is a figure of speech , beanervt pervert
Posted by: sickinmass
Hey man I lost out on the blow up doll Suzi, whatcha you want me to do???
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:52 AM (e0Sq8)
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 12:59 AM (e0Sq8)
total suckage when your worn out but can't sleep...I have that problem , which seems prevalent for 3rd shifters, quite often. It's something I'd only wish on libtards not my enemies
Posted by: beanervt at November 17, 2010 01:12 AM (XO0M1)
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 17, 2010 01:21 AM (XO0M1)
Words of wisdom per Red Green:
Remember, you may have to grow old, but you don't have to mature.
There's only two things that excite a man, expensive toys and real expensive toys.
Men are like gas, they take up the space available.
If a person could find a better way to kill bugs, they would not only get rich, they'd probably get a lot more dates.
one from Reg Hunter
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "I don't hunt so good."
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 17, 2010 01:44 AM (dhNNB)
When the going gets tough, switch to power tools.
Some men look at a problems and try to find a solution. I prefer to figure out whose fault it is and let them take care of it.
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 17, 2010 02:20 AM (GIJQB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 17, 2010 02:32 AM (tJjm/)
They come in three sizes: Heavy, Medium, and Lite for Just in Case days. Posted by: CoolCzech
Mornin CoolC good to have a live body back....
Posted by: Moron Ghost at November 17, 2010 02:45 AM (5060H)
Ah, the 20s. Flappers, bathtub gin etc etc etc. One wonders how much of that is pure hype from the media. I know having lived through the 60s that the "love and peace hippie" crap was all a totally exaggerated hype fest by the media. I know that in small town GA where I grew up the 60s were pretty much like the 50s. People worked, joined the military, and graduated from school without all the crap.
I suspect that it was the same thing with the 20s. In fact if you go to shorpy and look at pictures from the South for the 20s you will find that there was very little in the way of joy and dancing with the flappers. In fact, in those days children still worked in the garment mill sweat shops and the mines of Appalachia.
Life was filled with back breaking toil for most of the population.
Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2010 03:07 AM (e4sSD)
Republicans even allow them to pick their candidates for them by telling them who is "electable".
Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2010 03:20 AM (e4sSD)
Posted by: seninle at November 17, 2010 06:17 AM (d2uuZ)
* Going out to eat and having dinner at home while your chimney flue is blocked offer about the same level of second-hand smoke inhalation.
* Dogs were much better dressed.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 17, 2010 07:57 AM (9eDbm)
Dammit! I know something relevant, and I'm too late! Here gores, anyway:
About 2:15 into the first 20's vid, there's seven women with long hair, standing in a row. Here in Niagara Co, NY, we know that this is a reference to people who were from here and became nationally famous back then. They were the Seven Sutherland Sisters, famous for their long hair. The women in the video don't look like sisters, and do not have long enough hair to be them (their hair went all the way to the floor), but - like I said - it's an obvious reference, since there's the seven with long hair.
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